New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 13, 1928, Page 6

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Mewbes of the Asweisted Press The Asucisivd Piom W eaciusirvely vo | ttiea v the wee fos re-publicutivn i | oll sews credited to crenited I1n this paper a8d elno iocw Sews Lublisned therein Mewber Sudit Bureew of Cleuiativn The & B L 1 6 ustomal uigsnizatic wapaivis U0 ea @ocond Cless Mail Matter- |, . ijon with the latest plot unearth- | | ed there. | cluds 1t probably 1s just as bad as |its prelecs {one of these things will succeed. | | oughly understand is - 4+ NEW BRITAIN DAILY its dangers should not be regarded |good at some focations he doubticss as & hopuless task by the high- |could prove it Conditions differ so priced coaches. | much at varigus corners in every downtown section that it appears 10 The Prince of Wales is. now in | s folly to supbose that an auto- Africa. Here is a man who dotes | mutic blinker system can work sat- on roaming and sceing the world |jsfactorily for an entire downtown before he finally gets married — if | that ever happ :ns. section. The facts are these and they are With the blinkers autoists to stop and | wait when no traffic at all is pass- A ' simple: Spain is censoring news in con- are frequently forced Which leads us to con- |ing down an iatersccting street, and | when no pedestrians are trying to cross. This is particularly true of the ! lights away from the Center or from ' Main street. At the Center, at such times when traffic officers are us- | signed to help out or straighten out the situation in addition to the traf- fic lights, conditions are vastly im- proved over such sors. and that some day We know all about how the poli- ticians get their money. but what not even the Wall streeters thor- the money comes from with which they where are privileged to gamble i privileged Lo gBmN [traftic officers are not present. At vor | some points referred to by the traftic officers compelled to It's been years since we have read are times when the | ' i strument to uchieve improved inter- ! national understanding public epin- ion in all countries will be favorable. Fe cts and Fancies The way to get a reputation for | punctuality s to be just as late as the other fellow. As a nation the Chinese | like civilized statcs, but individually | they are expert thievee. Prosperity ix the chief cause of waste.” Typographical error. correct spelling is w-a-i-s-t. | AN things work together for good. he disappearance of a prominent citizen gives some auditor a job, The great need of the world is a |set of virtues that will afford u Imenll the Kellogg pacts as an fo- | HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1928 igh over the southern atates. The Rocky mountain disturbance of yesterday is now over the plaing’ | states. Temperatures continue ab- normally warm in the north Atlan- tic states, attended by high hu- midity and muggy weather. Conditions favor for this vieinity partly cloudy weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: merry-go-round’ there once.” Elbert: “Yes?" Carrgil: “And a home town fel- icw sued me for $10.000 and the fury awarded it to him.” Elbert: “Maybe he had a just claim. What did he sue you for?" Carroll: “Claimed he had b en bitten by one of the horses on the merry-go-round!” —Alfred Romsetter Low | * (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction 70 Forbidden) tue of Liberty in' New York bo; A. There is an elevator in the bast.of the statue but none in the actual statue itself. One must climb a narrow stairway to reach the top. Q. What is the annual immigra- tion quota for the Irish Free Sta A 17437, Q. Is the present president of Mexico a Roman Catholic? A, The present president, Plu- tarco Elias Calles was brought up in the Roman Catholic faith but.is now a Freemason and a Freethinker, Q. Who is the author of the saying: “Put yeur trust in God but keep your powder dry"? A. Oliver Cromwell on a certain occasion when lils troops were about 10 cross a river to attack the enemy concluded his address with the words “Put your trust in God but mind to keep your powder dry.” Q. What is peat? What are the pea} bogs of England and Ireland? A. Peat is a kind of soil formed by the partial decay of plants in'the swamps of the temperate zone. kick when people get bored. 1ctly Douest enuiy watistics Do |of a stock dividend being referred |10 as a “lemon.” This may be sig- operate the lights by hand power twice a day, totalling ubout four local advertissrs The Hersid @ op ecic @ally in New | York ot Hotsling's Newsstand. Times | Bquare; Wchuitse Newesianaa Eatraic. Graad Cemiral. 4304 Street 1f Governor Fuller e¢nguges in a debate with Scnator Heilind the sparks will fly, only they will look like meteors. | Last week Mayor Mackey gave Philadelphia 24 hours to reform. It didn’t reform. Now a move has been ! made to bring Billy Sunday to town | to convert the customers of the bootleggers. Which is assuming that | the converted don't drink liquor. | Hardware conditions are reported satisfactory. That must mean that | everybody in the business is hitting the nail on the right «nd The Democratic party in Texas, it support Al the seems, is pledged to Smith for president and at same time is pledged to exterminate | the liquor traffic within the state. We guess the Kepublicans of In- diana are pledged to support Hoover and not interfere with the liquor traffic more than necessary. Judge Saxe has given due warn- ing to speeders. There are too many in the city and he intends to cure | them whenever they arrive in police court. A word to the wise should be sufficient, but there is doubt wheth- er a speeder can ever be regarded as & wise man. The epidemic of errors in “read- ing the tape”’ at fire stations in w Britain can be eliminated en- tirely by looking at the tape twice instead of only once. Clyde ENingwood. park superin- tendent, no doubt is showing a high degree of skill in making improve- ments that are easy on the eyes. and on planning others of a similar rature, But what some thousands of autoist wdnt to know is when the roadways in the parks will be improved so that there is less dan- *ger of injuring springs or breaking axleb. The Bristol youth of 17, who wak caught In this city while operating an sutomobile while his license was suspended, and who was fined $100 and costs, is acquiring a costly education. The Chamber of Commerce is to sponsor a luncheon in order to in- terest and secure new young mem- bera. I a dance is included its suc- cess is assured. The crowd of more than 160 which called at City Hall in order to obtain abatement of per- sonal taxes must have been proof to the most optimistic that $2 looks like real money to some people in spite of the unexampled prosperity in the stock market. It will take a few more days for the papers to cease reporting how early John Coolidge ggts to work In a week or so he may be snd at that time there will be prying reporter on hand to get the story. no The natio: dustry this year seems to he swear- ing In new voters and putting the hitherto lapsed names back on the lista. s most accel ted in- Our 1dea of the world's casicst job I& being a Republican boss in Louisiana. “No serious contest™-will he offered in that state's election. Tt scems that every Loard of Pullic Works n time the lody wets permission 1o remove # tree. Let this be ot up long enough and som: day the city will look Itke the top of a bhald man's rate Scnator Ashurst of represented thit state Arizona in the since it became a state and licked hig competitor in the Ari Pprimarics by a vote of 2 to 1. Which is our idea of political strength scarcely equallet by any other man in public Nite Th= foothall ason makes an auspicious heginning by recording Zaus anl probably fatal infuries to A Holy Cross player during prac tice, Te divest football of sopie of | date which was spread to West.Vir- late | “ts some- | nificant of a changing attitude or it hours. in order to bring order out of may be just one of those things. % chaos. The scheme of operating the | traftic lights automatically at such ‘poinls‘ tried at first, had to be given his does not look as if the traf- fic lights are the ne plus ultra of traffic regulation, nor that the day of the traflic policeman is past. TRACING THE SOURCE The Parkersburg incident in the Smith campaign in all probability will b the turming point in com- batting the vicious whispering cam- paign which the up. has been injected into v The traffic lights have been bought and perhaps paid for, or at leust partly paid for, and no doubt they will remain with us. The Associated Press today made public the details of tracing down | one of these vicious thrusts at the T Dbais MaE he not as efficient traflic officers and are most efficient when supplemented Democratic candi with traffic officers, as is done at cer- tain times, ginia by means of a letter. minded Republicans joined in sland>r hunt. Fair. the Somebody wrote to somehody else that Governor Smith was so drunk at the Syracuse fair that he had to be held up as he niade his address. Supposedly intel- |ligent people in Parkersburg be- | No doubt the lights have some good points; machinery cost- much money ought to be £g0od for something, at least. But the chief should not try to tell us they are an improvement over the per- ing so sonal ministrations at corners of Intevaal this SlaiERibte slnaar. | ever-watchful cops. The latter give | The upshot was that the person @ SOTt of personal service that can- ialleged to have written the original [letter was nmot evin at the fair and never saw the governor. The evi- K s who were at the {fair and close to the governor show- ’ i i not be approached by chinery operated automatic ma- n bloc. VERMONT AND TRADITION Traditions have been emashed in the Vermont primary, but fortu- nately that fact will not remove any In nom- dence of witnes: ed conclusively that he was as £pry as usual and needed no help to stand up while he spok other time: of the state’s mountains | inating Governor John E. Weeks for |& second term the Republicans { merely concluded he had been too nor at any and it was further dis- closed he had nct taken a drink all d | 1t is folly to credit Governor &0od a governor to ditch, regardless | ! Smith with such little sense as to Of the hitherto unwritten law | ! jeopardize his career by acting fool- against successive terms or that lish. He has mever done so in the ' §overnors should be chosen alter- rately from the east and west sides ior the Green Mountains. Edward H. Deavitt, who made his campaign | past and is not likely to do so while | anpiring to the presidency | Voters may have various reasons |for preferring one or the other of the two candidates. They need not base thelr conclusions upon letter writers and scandal mongers who | that Vermont 15 willing to dispense {crawl from under when confronted | With tradition to retain the man ft | wants at the top. on the sole lssue that traditions | shouta ve maintained, lost 2 to 1, and that ought to settle the point ! with reasonable questionings. THE POP ISSUE | O-H-TI The Park Board has been discus- | As a producer of dry orators— sing whether to fix a price of five | in morc ways than one—Ohio is [ cents or ten centa for soda pop at |amasing. Yet it possesses three | park concessions. Not heing in the | citics which are as wet to the square {80da pop business but endvavoring | mile as any others elsewhore. These (to uphold gFe interests of the great cities are Cincinnati, Cleveland, To- public at all hazords, we unequivoc- | ledo and Youngstown. And even in ably come out for a price of five | Columbus, where there are more |cents. That s the price being | Methodists per 100 population than | charged all over the city and we |in any other city, the drinking I at |'see no reason why, at a time when 'least heavier than in Topeka, Kana }me parks are forced to compete But the Anti-Saloon League has its with automobiles taking so many | headquarters in Ohio; and even Mrs. people eclsewhere, that peophe are‘\\'illohmnvlt hails from there. ! discouraged from going to the parks on account of pop bottle " prices. If the 100 per cont higher price is| Open covenants openly arrived at, | permitted for pop it will be only a | wad one of the principles enunciated by Woodrow Wilson after the war end war and secret l'l"\l:l('lTY" FOR A PACT | Guestion of a short time wher fce children will | which was to diplomacy. Although been treaties made since that time which doubtless | clauses, it will prove a distinet gain lin international affairs when what request to the | promiged to be the most important police commissioners for changes in ' yooret treaty G e the traffic light system on certaln 'navul accord hutween Great Britain intersections at least reccived careful | ang France—is made public by the cream cones for the likewise cost ten cents. It's the busi- of the Park Board to prices down in the parks. H there keep | | | ne contain secret | T TRA Mayor Paonessa's S since consideration and it is likely that ' comimittee on disarmament of the ! | somie adaitional investigation and ex- ' cazue of Nations. perimentation will be attempted. A | After the conclusion of this ac- | Commissioner Tomikowski pointedly | cord between Sir Austen Chamber- said, however, the traffic lights do jin and Aristide Briand the former not remotely equal the work of traf- took il immediately following fic policemen in efficiency. | numerous attucks in the Dritish unters with Chief of Police Hart ¢ the | press. Not a single British or Scotch statement that he hasn't newspaper, 80 far as is known 1o in- But they are ! have | How nice it is when you thuk nobody loves you, to tume in and Licar one of the tender announcers ! The pedestrian in an ambulanee that has the right of way must feel tempted to thumb his nose at the | curs he passe ! Feminine “yes,” freely translated |1 suppose 1 might as well marry | you, for I've about given up hope of geiting anything better.” High Atlanta S i Atlantic City .18 Roston . 62 aren’t | Ruffalo 6 Chicago ... 82 Cincinnati .. . 88 . Denver . . 86 Detroit . .84 The | Duluth . . 54 Hatteras ... 52 Kansas City 80 Los Angeles 18 Miami 5 . 88 Minneapolis . 62 Nantucket . 72 New Haven . .16 New Orleans .90 New York . .8 Pittshurgh . 8¢ Portland, Me. . . b4 8t Louis .. 6 Washington 86 12 Seud all commantusiione (0 Fus shop %U:-‘G the New Britaln Jowr letiee wit be forwarded @ New Vork. & ANSWERED You can get an unswer lo any question of fact or information vy writing to the Questiez Editor, New Britain Herald, Washiugton Burean 1322 New York avenue, Washington D. C., encio Ing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given. nor can ex- tended rescarch be undertaken Al other questions will receive a per. sona) reply. 1'naigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fdentlal.—"ditor, kire census enumerators for the 1930 census? About how many will be needed? Where can one write to find out about such appoint- Our Pauide Among the (rees! We like the breeze of all the trees, | ments? | It must vex and humiliate &l g e Shoniocks, oaks, Philadelphia bootlegger to wear an | ordinary cheap uniform most of the | time, ! Americanism: Feeling cheated if | the headlines afford no thrill in the vay of murder or disaster. The modern girl would tell ler| moiher cverything, too, if discretion niged fler to beat the neighbors to it. If you take $5000 worth of mer- | chandise all at once, that's stealing: if you take a little at a time and | thinke him important or is just kid- | ding him. All the vitamines are in vegeta- A cow job? |8t a vicarious Kick when age has taken away the capacity for person- pretend to like it, | 25 Years Ago Today | | Truant Officer McCue is busy this week rounding up the children who went to work during the summer (#nd did not report for thi opening of school, The closing of the west side of Main street today - by the strect department caused consider- able trouble. Many teamsters at- tempted to drive in the closed dis- trict and many fist fignts with the {read workers took place. | The common council has ordered | But most The Fun Shop's pleasant- ries, Its harvest yield of jokes! Length of Time! Hovey: “I wonder how long & duel lasts In France?™ Clarke: “Each one takes seconds! two LINES TO A CONQUERED BRONCHO By Don R. Cascon Yuh done purty good, OI' Timer, 1 admit yuh used me rough, 8o th' breaks is even kid! Yes, sir! It was quite a rumpus An' yuh done th' worst yuh could Please accept my best regards! 8o th' name I've chose t' give yuh, Barrett: “Your wife is very well dressed, 1 notice.” Katon: “Yes, the cook gives her all her old dresses!” —\Mrs. C. G. Lebell, THE SOWER Ly A. J. Rower On my farm 1 have two plote of ground that 1 cultivate very intense- ly. Yeah, | threw one of the plots out of the window at a cat on thu alley tence, and | am suving the other plot to throw at the same cat tonight! 1 forgot to msuy were in clay pots! that hoth plots the fire commissioncrs to appear b | 1 M ordering half-a-dozen more fore them tonight. It fs claimeg | PO %0 that 1 can conlinue Wy that the commissioncrs have been | 12rming operations, but 1 have spe overstepping their authority. Officcrs were cleeted at the m. ing of the Swedish Republican club {held fast evening. Anthony B. Arnold purchased on- of the prettiest automobiles scen in town in some time yesterday. It is a Holley machine of six horse power and has a brilliant red body finish I his makes the third automobile that has appeared In this town. | A drunken man took a shot at a ificd that they are to be of steel. As every farmer Knows pot farming is differcnt from having your farm | out fn the country. Pot farming can be carricd on 'n the city. 1 started my farm last Spring, expecting to ralse some very pretty pappidoolics. The pappidoolics bust forth in wild profusion in June, Angust, and Oc- tober, and also when thrown at | cats, After having my pappidoolics go- : : : e | woman -rday on wett street | ing nicely, I decided to plant a ceived many complaints about the | yetigators. printed an editorial 0 (i1l 4 pistol but the woman e ped | few quenzies, 1 was sure [ c uld tratfic lights for some time, and ' prajee of the tre {injury. After a furious fight the po- | jaise quenzies. The lardlord heard seems to have been of the impres- | 1In this day of 5 el e : : mana 4 to overcome him and | ubout my quenzies and he decided slon if they were unsatistactory he | ments and Kellogg pacts the an- |'CCk¢d him up for attempted murdet. 1o help me. He ralsed my rent. 1 ; | Contractor Curtis announced this | .ised cain, and he raised me again. would have received such complaints. | nouncement of the conclusion of & merning that the new grammar gy W,,Imj~ were just beginning, 7, We think the chief is wronz in thiS | British-French naval agreement ‘.‘l:hun\ ould b complited btwect | choep, when fhe cat came around deduction. Nobody goes 10 the 'could not do otherwise than arouse | (i MW At ! “.:'”‘," "".;,' ”1’1 Oc- | 4gain and ate all the little quenzies. sber and will be modern in all re trouble of making complaints about a deep suspicion in America, In- | g o 1 have ordercd some hiccup seed. the trafbc fights 1o police head- deed, one of the main objections of | | The Hariford and New Britain | 2he hen they arrive 1 am "",:"';y:" i e o g : I Rifle clubs will meet next Monday d e quarters, public inertia being wide- British journalists has been that the ! Rifle clu 5 A0 y ' ! ad ad rh € most people - : ' 2 1 fternoon at clock 1o decide the Bie will reduce my rent! | el e periin st people mysterious document will be viewed RHISERID, 5 A Rop Y s e i think complaints would not 4o the unfavorably in the United States. | given to the winner. i U’"d"';““L Mest good. With &ir Austen en route to| = e Ay m;\\;l . :)\:’ ::’u“;;ea::‘i‘cr'lr; “I;::'lll‘\" sasically they constitute an ef- Australia in search of health XL‘ Ob . was il abontE?: ‘ as all about! [fort to save tabor and enable citics [3riand i left o do the neeeasary ex- servalicns Mrs, Kelley: “He's a plastcrer. He to get along with fewer tratt plaining. His vigorous defense of m.v‘ C'l T"' W ‘h!f l;"r'"w home plastered. So I plastered him!” ficemen. That is the basis on which naval accord the other day and the o ea: n —Siatabie Toaifeld fhey are sold by the suave salesmen coneurrent promise of complete 'mh.l ——— e for the tratfic signal companios; that licity at Geneva unquestionably al- | Washington, Sept. 13.—Forecast| THE MIXTH OF A NATION y Sep Beir best sales talk, 1f they claim Jays suspicion to a considerable ex- ‘"l”.\:mh‘ rn New K nd Gen- St rn b crally fair tonight and Kriday CKARD TURNS the traflic lights are as 20od #x po- | tent; Jndgment at least will be re- BAcH £ B w0 et IHIRMER) Mbe vl Garmer in northeastern Massachu- Jovial With MINISTER fieomen they are merely fooling the served In this conntry until the pact geqis tonight; cooler Iri moder. i ntial biyers—a thing that sales is made public 15, as M. Riiand says, ate to fresh southwest, shifting to [ COOLIDGE RECALLS e somctimes do when and I ey it in reality is 4 pact intended 10| V1 and ;‘n'r(hv\‘ X windn, : Old Days With MORROW : : o P el 5 forecast for Eastern New Yorl e can achiove the purpose of selling. facilitate reduction of armamentd Uiy fair tonixnt and Iriday: | HELEN WILLS GIVES UP Ihe chicf says further (that the day then there may be less reason o1 cooler riday and in interior fo- Sketching to Play TENNIS of the trafie officer is past. and that euspicion night; moderate to fresh southwest i to veturn to men would be a long Pabticity will kill or stimulate the SMUNZ 10 norihw. st winds. AL L b 5 ke Conditions: The disturbance that Alaska Reach DENVER step Dackward b chief evidently aceord. 11 ifs clanses prove ' was over the northern Mississippl —_— hasn't been Keepi tab on what ous public opinion in England and valle yesterday morning moved Limit of Crookedness! many another eity has done in re- France will damn it speedily, to 1northeastward info Canada. It pro-| Elbert: “Is Butte. Montana, a lation to the signals, If he wishes to which process American influence | 4967 showers and thunder storms)good town | over the lake rezion and northern| Carrol: “Crookedest place in the claim, however, that the blinkers are | will be an aid. 1f it really supple- New England. Pressure continues T S SRS ) i country. I ought to know. I ran & A. The bill providing for the census of 1930 passed the house of representatives but has not yet passed the senate and until it does the United States Census Bureau cannot make plans or give out any information about Ivring enumera- tors. between eighty ani ninety thousand enumerators were employed and it is probable that a larger 1930. They are generally employed for from two to four weeks. The Appointment Division, Bureau of Census, Department of Commerce, Washington, D. C.. will have charge De Maupassant, the nity In 1890 he was s0 insane as to have to discontinue his work and on July 6. 1893 he died in an asylum for totally Say “charge it." that's Americaniem, |,y o, srequent throwd—but 1 never | o selecting this stafr. Peace treaties, to be effective, rode Q. Was {should have as frontpiece the por.| ANY brone solow-down tough! er, insane? |trait of a buck private washing |l knowed yuh was right smart{ A, He showed traces of ins dishes. wicked, in his writings from 1887 onward - AR’ 1 knowed YOU knowed 1 Every man who travels has de- did jected moments when he wonders | But 1 took yore dare, an’ I broke whether the hotel clerk really | yuh fair— the insane, having become insane in 1892, Q. What is the national anthem ‘The Marseillaise. Robert: Tob or Rob or Bert; for Alfred: Al Paul has no vats vegetables. Who 1 n opared, so 1 wasn't cver lieard of @ cow holding a big|! V3% Al Ppresared: Robert, Alfred, John, and Paul? G Wmowed: durn/well yun| A The nickname ‘for Gossip: A " : would . bved: JoERE dad 1] rrurient mind trying to But now that th' war's all over, or Fred; John: Jack. nickname. dominated the politics of New York Great Britain, Germany and Italy, for the purpose of enforcing their claima against the government of Venezuela. One butstanding - result of the “Affaira” was the pronounce- ment of the “Drago Doctrine” that in the collection of public debts there should be no commitment to armed force except as a last resort. Q. What 18 the height of the Washington monument in Washing- ton, D. C.? A. 555 feet 5 1-8 inches, Q. Is there an elevator in the During the census of 1920 number | will be nceded during the census of | Q. What are the nicknames for | 1 | Lo i buck from the | came | must show { The peat bogs of England are often {5 to 60 feet deep and some of the Irish ones are said to be as deep as 40 feet. They have been forming ever since the glaclal period, but are now on the decline owing large- ly to natural causes. Peat bogs consist of the remains of many kinds of aquatic and marsh plants, but chiefly sphagnum. This moss grows upward and decays partially below, complete decay being prevented by the antiseptic organic acids formed in the process. Near the top the peat is brown, fiberous, light and porus; lower down it tends to be black, heavy, dense and without visible indication of its vegetable origin. Peat is commonly used for Q. Has the government begun to| fuel by the Irish peasantry.’ It is used in greenhouses in the potting of certain kinds of plants. Q. What is the water content of a grape? A, About 79 per cent. Q. What is the origin of the word "nobs” when referring to im- portant persons? A. It had its origin in “fil. nob." —abbreviated Latin for “son of a Wobleman' Q. What is the present address of Madame Ernestine Schumann- Heink? A, S00 Orange nado, California. Q. What are the nerionalitics of the prizefighteis, Johnny Risko and Leo Lomski? A. Risko is Austrian; Lomski is Polish-American, COMMUNICATED (Contributed) Nine Years Ao Today Pillars of Wesd Nine years ago the hoys ching home. Do you citizel 2 remember that y New Britain's own—her heroes came Valley of Death — hack scarred and blemished, maimed and wrecked from the tor tures of war. A war sueh as the world never thought pessible in this civilized twentieth century. It was a battle of flesh and blocd against gas and shrapnel—against a who knew that in order to live she no merey. Avenue, Coro- came of whether eaten at home, . W Which T hope won't rouse yore|eity and enriched its members from || 7 EC T0ET T e Corroet this sentence:. “Our boy “mh_p the public treasury. Tt was led byl] U1 " n:«: AT 5ot licked by fhe neighbor's kid.” | gughta sult yuh fine ‘cause | “Tiom” Tweed, a prominent New [| 1O s o P B B R sald she, “and it scrved him right yuh wrenched my spine . York pelitician. = for starting a row."” So’l'“ call yuh OSTE'PATH! Q. What were the Venczuela "l ol S 4 LIP CoU . Affairs? ' ., ’ CHES o Copyright, 1925, Publishers A. The blockading of Venezue- ey Syndicate As4is iyl lan ports in December 1902 by 1322 New York Avenss, Wash ' T want a copy of the hulictin S with five cents In loose, cover cost nd handiing NAME STREET AND NUMBER . I cTy 1 am a reader foe | taken to schaol, or DR, Washington Burcau New Dritain Herald, wncanceiied, U of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. 1 came back—wounded and scorch- ed by the flames of Wwar. I came and expected no returns or honors except such as a soldier triumphant in war usually expected. New Britain on that day 4id her- self proud. A welcome home we.k celebration. Bands, parades, eats— ‘welcome victorious soldler. Yes, I remember that day 1 returned. But that was nine years ago—today it's only a memory. There is only one moment of tetaoisphrdluetaoinshrd memento of that occdsion that ex- ists today. We marched in silent tread, heads bowed, a prayer on our lips. We faltered in step. a tear drop in our eye, for we were at the end of our march of victory, but, here is some- thing—an arch, flags, flowers. An arche of victory met our ey.: and up a winding hill we saw wnightly painted, pilars of wood, on both sides—a name on each one, & wreath and then in our rejoiciig we remembered. In Flanders fields the crosses, ou~ pals and buddies, They ‘who never_peme back, they who gave their all for God and country that we may live. A pillar of wood, a reminder of them over there, it has a meaning. A pillar—it 18 nothing more than wood, common ordinary wood, but the gold star mother, father, sister or brother saw, not a pillar of wood, but a pillar of gold, for there was their boy, hers. This was her cross of Flanders, there en- shrined in glory, a name plate, his name, a wreatn for memory of him never to return in flesh. But only in spirit, their pillar, transport. ed from over there to over here where they can say a prayer for Lim that went west, where they can visualize him standing, standing as he was when he went on that Ren- { dezvous with Death, That is what that pillar of wood represents to that dear old heart of a gold star mother. Now we are to dedicate a monu- |ment, tall and fair, enduring, built to last ages, and on that monument is engraved in stone the names of those that went but never came back. And those names grouped to- sether take the place of one simple pillar of wood, is it possible for a mother to visualize her son amongst that group of heroes. God be with them, and say a prayer for her and hers alone. New WBritain, remember, there is nothing in this wide world that can replace that Court of Honor, it's vours, mine, its part of our flesh. New Britain, regardless of the new monument, T say, the Court of Hon- or is a shrine, it must remain as it is or be repuilt. In Ilanders tields the crosses have turned from wood to stone. In New Britain the Court of Honor must eventually be turned from wood to stone. “The Court of perish. Honor must not JOSEPH FEINGOLD 5th Marines, 2nd Division. 666 Cures Maluris Biliousness, quickty retioy Headactus wng s t eaamh : it th'| Q What In the meaning of the| [ wus one of those many that [tess die to femporary ¢ ons al thrills. L‘“‘fl:"_‘"’“‘ Of M Jest TerE state names Ohie, California, Ari-|came hrck—one of New Britain's | Alds i climinating fovine S e P . zona, and Texas? first to step foot on foreign soil | highly esteey fon producing BHiIl. one had rafher confess kin. | A0’ 1et’s you an’ me be pards. A. Ohio (Indfan) means fine orlen June 26, 1917, and as God willed ons WAtery evaCHAL i ship with a gentle little monkey than | yyn sure acted up real bruts good; California (Spanizh) a hot with the unwashed savuge in| Ag' yuh Iarned me somethin',|furnace; Arizona (Indian) fow| Atrica. 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