New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 30, 1928, Page 6

g NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, 1928, | torts area of high pressure, attended by considerably cooler temperatures, 19 spreading eastward over the Plains states, northera Mississippi valley and upper lake districts. The heat spell of the east continues this morning in the Ohio valley and the North Atlantic states. Conditions favor for this vicinity thunder showers followed by fair and cooler. Atlanta Atlantic City Boston Buffalo Chicago . Cincinnati .. Denver Detroit Duluth Hatteras against the momination ef Hoover, however, the latter is call- ing on him for advice about the situation in Connecticut. 1f J. last week,” said George Furness, “and I had hardly taken off my hat when she asked me to kiss her. I told her no, that the spirit didn’t move me.” three traffic beacons upon personal |aviation this year claimed more investigation he can classify as be- | prominent devotevs. Of course, there ing a close observer. If he turned plenitude e SNE—— | himself into a pedestrian at I-lus!l “t- h:u"::"a‘“""" Main and Main streets, Main, ,-\rch: | Henry's carlier forecasts had been “S8ome crazy guy you are i : wreb Breet | hd Chestnut streets, and at Frank-| That mveterate enemy of flying, |reliable there pould have been lit- turned his chum. | R 5 But about 15 minutes later 1 SUBCRIPTION RATES [lin square at the Junction of Park. | f0g, caused the latest additions to the [tle need for @ special trip to Wash- L A ol L0800 e Year | Eim and Main streets, there is no | long scroll of aviation deaths. Until ington to “explain” things. Kiswes.” e Hoe® ona | wonder at all that he has become an “Then the spirit moved you?”" Y e Aaat: advaasts L thie “No, but her husband d.d!" | of the Dlinkers at thes | assist pedestrians to ge | highway. | Conditions at these intersections are radically different from those at | other downtown sections. The ! | trouble is due to the pecutiar junc- | | tions of the nurse? A. A girl cannot enlist in any branch of the U. S. navy. During the World war women were enlisted as yeomen (clerks) but this is no longer possible. Q. What is the average life of a cat? A. Some cats have lived 40 years. The avgrage, however, is probaoly nine or ten veais. Q. How much goods is a person allowed to bring from Canada to the United States free of duty? A. Tourists returning from Canada are allowed to bring in $100 worth of goods free of duty. Custom in- spectors must be satisfied, however, that they are bona fide tourists. This is to prevent people who live near the border from making frequent | X : trips to bring back goods. In cases | F¥ansas City | of this kind no exemption is allowed. | 05 Angeles Q. How much of San Francisco | Miam - was affected by the earthquake and | nobroebor fire of 19062 What was the loss of | van Urhe! life and the property loss? . New A. About one-third of the whole | . including all the business s tion. was laid in ruins. About | 000 people were made homeless. | The water front was saved as was alse the gistrict to the west of Van | New Britain Herald EBRALD PUBLISMING CUMPANY were a of prominent victims fast year, the most notable in flying efforts that we have had. re- fog is conquered become as universal an accomplish- ment as its promoters hope for. It will be remembered that on the day when this fatality occurred the East was covered with aviation . will not | \Fccts and Fancies The religion that seems out of place in politics is the other fel- low's. 8¢ . 8¢ .92 8 78 90 18 82 58 88 -2 82 86 12 s 90 86 88 2 80 88 90 72 T4 T4 10 65 72 86 10 48 15 64 62 80 52 Bitersd ot the Port Office at N “uin e Second Clase Mail Matt TELEPHOND CAll impotency —F. P. Pitzer. corners to (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction across the | Forbidden) fog and an air | mail plane had to land at the gov- crnor’s airport in Plainville BUT A LOT OF SUBJECTS WOULD HAVE TO BE DROPPED! It humor columns were more read And fun-versation used instead Of conversation, Folks, we'll bet We'd find this old world nicer yet! Mexico seems te be anxiously waiting for somebody sinless enough P to pull the first trigger. to an invention which will 1008 slwaye epes to advertisers. Member of the Assciates Press The Amsoctated Press 10 exclusively en titing” 1o the wes for re-publication uf ol mews credited to it o Dot otherwine credited 1n thie paper ead also locai sewe published thercia SMomber Andit Duress of Cleslation streets, When pedes- | | trians have the right of Istill have left contend with. reduce fog hazard in aviation is the alternative of sufficient airports to permit casy landings at almost any | Which almost everybody has a few | | thousand dollars to lose bucking AEL OR NOTHING! Wall Street. | Customer: “I'd like a couple |Olor de Cebollos cigars.” Clerk: “But—" Customer: “No butts, please!™ way they turns by autoists to As a matter of fact they never get the right of way ex- ' Prosperous times are those in part of the country in case of neces- of It should not be necessary for | | aviators. suddenly. confronted with enveloping fog banks, to risk death sity. cept when the amber light is shining. | 5,4 When the lights are worked auto- Do S e Mo [ matically the amber doesn't show tieers with & mrictly bonest ;!org enough to permit pedestrians to get out of danger. Another state that is doubtful un- less there's enough money to keep Norfolk it regular is the state of matrimony. Northfield Pittsburgh St. Louis | by attempting to land where a land- AN ORDER FOR A HAMMOCK ing is all but impossible. How close By F. 8. Zwilling . As we recall it, complaint about together landing fields need to be the high cost of living began about tection sgatast freud tribution figures to both nstional Tocal advertisere. snd Worald 0 on ssle Gally (a_New Hotaling’s Newsstand. Times @quare; Gchuits's Newsstands, Eatrance Grasd Ceatral, ¢3né Strest e —————— Secretary Kellogg has gone to Ire- 1and, it is said, in order to please veters of Irish extraction in the United States, who are largely resi- dent in Massachusetts, New York and other seaboard states liable to g0 Democratic. But what has this visit to do with prohibition? It is becoming more evident every day that the value of stocks depends more upon easy money, call rates, brokers loans and what not than upen the earnings of the companies whose stocks boom, flop, boom, flop | The original idea behind installa- tions of these lights was to save man power. They were to do away with | traffic cops. it sounded | fine, but at these three corners it has | | been neces: to hours after all, the po- | licemen operating the lights manual- ly after they have been cut off from [ the downtown blinker system. As the | In theory ry use traffic cops | during rus jponmmn have to operate the lights |approximately two hours at noon | and two hours in the late afternoon, | 1it 18 clear from this alone that the lights have not been successful at| | these points. The main job of !hei | policemen at such times is to keep | | the amber light shining long ‘enough | |to permit pedestians to cross, the | | amber permitting no movement by | automobiles, not even turns. la to reduce the hazard of flying is not yet settled among cation of airports will save lives. PALLOTTI The fix that the Republican par- | ty of the state finds itself in with State A. Pallotti is quite sufficient Anyone | hearing a sound reminiscent of air. | planes zooming or flivvers groaning is the Demo- reference of rancis to make a to Secretary ‘mule laugh. ma: cra rest assured it mule hee-hawing. Pallotty has announced he is not candidate to succeed himself secretary of state. He is experts except _that they need to be much closer to- { gether than at present. The multipli- as looking | higher, without a doubt. He would | the time patches went out of style. Love is the quality that enables | you to think one member of a fam- | ity wonderful and all of the others strangely common. There is final equality. poor man dies, he leaves just much as a rich one does. When a as Bill White should be careful about | raking up the past of other men. He used to play an alto horn him- self The reason the story ends queerly is because the editor chopped off | four paragraphs to make it fit *\hk. me a hammock deep and strong, Of hue and pattern tasteful— Of demension not s. very long, For space this way is wasteful. II'm seeking a hammock built for three, Not often you have call so Unusual? It's for Nan and me, And for young Dan Cupid, also. |So common the hammock that's built for two, It barely draws attention; But the one I am ordering now of you Must hold the three I mention. Make it with such a wonderful weave, For comfort and ease designed us, That Nan, by my side. will hate to leave, And no bungling chump can find us. The hammock must know my touch, of course QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald, Washington Burean, 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. Alll other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned reguests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—T.ditor. Q. Is there any truth in the statement that in cremation of the human body the heart will not burn? A. No. The heart burns as does the rest of the body in cremation. Q. With what rank do graduates of the U. §. Military Academy at West Point enter the army? A. Second Lieutenant Q. Who was the itfl= Ness avenue, Octavia and Dolores handsome private residences except strect. including nearly all of the those of Nob Hill, capable of hous- ing 250,000 to 300,000 people. The loss of life was remarkably small for the extent of the disaster It was placed at 452 in all, of whom 266 were killed by collapse of buildings. 177 by fire and 9 by incidental causes. The property loss was es- timated at over $200.000,000. Q. What 15 referred to as the “battle” fleet and the “scouting™ fieet in the U § navy? A The battle fleet is what used to be known as the Pacific fleet and the scouting fleet is what was known as the Atlantic feet. The battle- ships of the scouting fleet are the Arkansas, Florida, Nevada, Okla- homa and' the Texas. The battle fleet is composed of the Arizona, California. Colorado, Tdaho, Mary- land, Mississippt. New Mexico, Penn- Washington MEXIC! ROBBERS ACTIVE Mexico City, Aug. 30.—(P—A band 9" commanded by Maximilane Vig- ueras, appeared suddenly this after- noon on the highway betweer Mexico City and Pueblo and robbed the passengers of at least 12 auto. mobiles and motorbuses Most Amazing Guarantee Ever Made to Pile Sufferers I of 12 rebels, believed to have been . ‘ v sylvania, and West Virginia. and so forth. One way to grow dizzy like to become lieutenant governor. | 20 BETEFED L ising. = Since I am the chap to use it;|appeared with Reginald Donn s to watch the stock market. | | No lights compare with traffic | cops in public service. In the down- w rich in course of time might make But it must rear up like a balky “That's My Daddy?" Because there are etill theumads of men ani women needlessly wufferd A. Jane La Verne. Q. What is the mcaning of the horse When another man would choose it, | nim governor. Roraback dislikes [the ambitions of Pallotti exceed- Americanem: A frantic effort to torture and discomfort ef itchim achieve the standard of living de- » burning piles, Petorson -of town section, asis every druj to broadeast M where one.way traffic largely rules, they can be fairly suc- Observations " Johm J. Raskob is reported to be | growing more confident every day. Ris feeling being matched only by Dr. Hubert Work, who as an opti- | mist ts taking no lessons from a Demecrat. Out tn Champaign, 111, where they apparently have plenty of democ- | racy on tap, the issue of whether to have Sunday moving picture shows was put to a vote of citizens and the ‘slection” brought out the biggest number of voters in the history of | the eity. Equally as important was the fact that the ayes won by a large majority. Nothing like having a real ssye to bring out the voters. Women in New Britain who are lined up with the Al Smith chariot do not seem to be lacking in the spirit which provides a club house. Anyway, as long as the Republican ladies have gone in for club hous- ing the Democratic sisters—or is it improper to regard them as sisters during & campaign’—also are go- club houses, the question naturally arises as to which camp will put on and other social events. In this, as in many another touchy matter, we intend to remain neutral. FAST WORK BY THE POLICE fronted by the most death mystery in a long time when home brew. To the credit of the po- in an intelligent manner and today announced that the man under sus- plélon of having placed poison in the beer had confessed after a long grilling. Willlam P. McCue, detective sergeant, the key man in the fnvesti- gation, deserves particular mendation for his straightforward efforts to solve the mystery The mystery of a few days turns out ‘to have been a plot of the eternal triangle variety, according to com- the result of the police investigation, and the fact that more than the in- tended victim died of the poison ap parently was due to the placing of ‘poisen in liquor that was bound to be drunk by more than one person . Detective McCue apparently did | cessful and save labor, which is the | main selling point of the companies manufacturing them. But the configuration of some of the junctions of New Brit- {ain do not favor the lights. He has picked on the three most unsatis- | factory examples and wants an ex- | perimental change made at one of them to note the result. The sug- gestion should be fol- lowed. as the mayor says, | is fair and THE PAVING PLAN 1t it is possible to repave already | paved but worn streets without tear- | 1 dent that the principle of economy | will be well served. The Board of | Public Works, made acquainted | with a new method to achieve this | | end, is showing no hesitancy in try- | ing it. That is the proper spirit. Con- | sidering that the sytem is in vogue | lin the Middle We : vCOnnvcli(‘ul via ng up the old paving it is self-evi- | New Haven, it is | what | given over to the particular streets will experiment. The street, between | Lincoln streets, is | length. This old brick paving has | withstood much trafic timé but Is getting to the point i where it will not be of much value. repave the street |of municipal economy anything | lof frowns by officlals. It is well, | "h(‘l’r’fcro, that the new system fis | put on trial at this point and if it this and other streets needing such |kept from satisfying his ambition to not overlook | | the necessity of repaving, East Main | treatment. One does which is pretty much in the same condition as that section of West Main street, only worse. | BROAD STREET Tt 13 gralifying to note that the monument dedication parade will in Broad street | The contributed all probability include long the line of march. city “north of the tracks” greatly to the contingents from this ‘(llaha!\s in Connecticut' and |are practical Republicans who think "couraged |age anybody ingly. Of course, Pallotti extraction. He is a suave, person, and has as much brains as any of the Nordics who control the party. It is believed by the Republicans that a certain percentage race will vote for the ticket if it. There are a large number that if Pallotti were lieutenant governor it running to swerve | going to do so. The supposition i | that most of them will not bether | to split their tickets; just as as they see Pallofti's name on ticket they will vote ing for Pallottt. But much as the grand old party and has entered | would like to fight Smith through it fears to | consonant with the spirit of progress have him running for such an im- ing in for the same idea. With both (o fall in line and note the results. iponan' office as the lieutenant gov- | camps doing the same thing as to| Citizens naturally are interested in | crnorship. In this state the runners the medium of Pallotti belup on the governor's job sometimes become governor, and the be extended now is the time Much as the G. O. P. to combat the in the old Way |care to accept the risk. It is for this three persons died from poisoned | would. be expensive, and in this day | reason perhaps that Governor J. Edwin Brainard himself. When the st: meets on September 7 most depend upon the step up and up. It is surprising, too tion two years ago, has Maybe he the down this year, Bucki tion's wishes is « But maybe will not lic official needed in the state. Then there is the ambition of E. 1 of Ttalian | clever of any L3 | representative of the race’is upon of there for would serve many Italians from vot- |ing for Al Smith who otherwise are eoon the the straight | | ticket in order to Le certain of vot- Nordics the moxt bridge parties, tea parties | patch of old paving on West Main | dislike the probability of having the South’ Burritt and ! Italian as the governor. It's a deep only a block In‘nw.\s, surely, and if sympathy is to and for a long | Connecticut is the place to shed it. would like Smith sentiment in New Britain police were con-|To tear.it up, as well as other brick |he state through the Pallotti meth- important | portions along West Main street, and | o9 it js evident that the bosses don't | Licutenant | | Ge will lice De it said that they went to work | savoring of expense gets a plenitude | jikoly he the candidate to succeed e convention one can al- Roraback P.oves its valie can be extended On | machine to see to it that Pallotti s that John W. street, in front of the Landers plant, | Wadhams, who wanted the nomina stepped | is dis. | TeEiment picked its rifle team ‘or organiza- ugh to discour- Pallotti be so seasily discouraged. He impresses us as a man who is ot taking orders lying down — in other words, he is the type of pub- | picted in the movies. Tt's easy te pick out the village tight-wad. He still owns a $300 lot for which he was offered $30,000 in 1919, 3 Another advantage in being very, very good is that you can be tender and affectionate with the ladies and get away with it Now they have a tractor that | functions witheut guidance by hu- man intelligence. Heretofore this ability was limited to pleasure cars. N The meek inherit the earth. but just at present they inherit relatives who don't like to ¢ook in hot weath- er. Germans ‘claim the record for gliding, but nobody yet has com- puted our bapana.-skin mileage. It's easy to run a comic magazine. You just buy bum jokes and clip good ones from newspapers. The Englishman who says our | business men never laugh in work- ing hours should enter a drug store and ask for drugs. The two things you need to achieve all the essential household convcniences advertised in the mag- azines are the cash and more room. Correct this sentenc: “I treat my small son,” said the father, *just as 1 would if he were big enough to lick me.” o (Copyright 1328, Publishers Syndi- 25 Years Ago Todgy A fickle wind spoiled the yacht |race today when the Reliance had apparently won an overwhelming victory over the 8hamrock. The Maple Hiil. golfers defeated Waterbury yesterday by 7 points. N. | P. Cooley won by 2 up, while George | P. Hart broke even. . Co. 1 is wondering how.the first | the shoot at Sea Girt, as the local {company was.not given a chance to try out. This is peculiar, as the local | company is the best in marksman- |ship in the first regiment, having won the Barbour medal for two ears. The Barbour medal shoot at | Colt's meadows will be held shortly. |Co. E is forming a team. C. B. Oldershaw, cashier of the | Savings Bank of New Britain, will !return from his vacation Saturday. And steady and true must this ham- mock swing To the will of us happy three, sir, For 1 wish to be sure that no such thing As a “falling out” will be, sir! THE LEAVETAKING! First Raindrop: “I can't stay .on this eave. I've got to be going.” Second Raindrop: “Well s'long. Hope you have a good drip!" —E. C. Madison. The fact that few Americans make Polar flights is explained by the national habit of staying away from the polls! A NEW KIND! “Emily, why are you taking off your bracolet?”” asked mether the other day. “Because it hurts my feathers, replied Emily, three years old. —Mrs. John G. Klemm. | HOW TO RECOGNIZE NIAGARA FALLS By Alfred Graham ! Returning from his trip, the ex- cursionist dashed madly for the of- fice of the tourist agency from which he had purchased his ticket. “I demand my money back,” he yelled, “I've been basely deceived {and cheated!” d “Cheated? How &0 asked the agent. “Didn’t you enjoy the scenie wonders of Niagara Falls?™ “Niagara, nothing!” exclaimed the man, “I wasn't taken to Niagara.”" “Not taken to Niagara?" said the astonished agent. “What do you mean? Didn’t you see the giant cat. aracta? the. American Falls? the| Horseshoe Falls?. . “Well,” admitted the tourist, “I |did see some mammoth waterfalls, |but they weren't- Niagara's."” “But what gives you that idea?" |asked the agent. “Why." explained the man, “that's simple. There wasn't a single pair of honeymooners anywhere in sight.” “Check!"” said -the agent. And Re refunded the man’s money forthwith! | | family name Metzl::? A. It 18 a Germun family name meaning “'butcher.” Q. What monarchs were Tudors? A. ‘Tudor was ihe family name of the dynasty which occupicd the threne of England fiom 155 to 1603, The Tudor monarchs ware Henry VII, Edward VI, Mary nd Elizateth Q. What the Book? A Book containing the record of the statistical or cadastral sur ey of the time of William the Conqueror. Q. What kind of a document was the Constitution of Clarendon? A. These were certain statutes made in the reign of Henry II of England at a parliament held at Clarendon (A. D. 1164) by which the | king checked the power of the Pope of England was Doomsday ! and his clergy and greatly narrowcd the exemption they ' claimned sccular jurisdiction. Q. Where were games held in 19042 A. At the St. Louis held in St. Louis. Mo. Q. Who was the first Hohenzol- lern to become emperor of United Germany? A. William I. Q. Is “aren't 1" pression? A. "Am I not" is correct. “Aren't 1" is an affectation. Q. Was Villa, the Mexican bandit, a full blooded Mexican? A. He was born in Las Nievas, Durango, Mexico. His father was a | mixture of Spanish and Mexican Jn- dian. His mother was a full Indian from the Olympic Exposition a correct ex-| | southwest | rapidly eastward On The Weather Washington, cast Aug. 30 (F—(Fore- for Northern New England): Showers tomght; warmer in the in- terior of Maine and cooler in Ver- mont. Friday partly cloudy and cooler; moderate southwest shifting to west and northwest winds. (Forecast for Southern New Eng- | land: Showers tonight; western Mascachusetts. and cooler; moderate shifting to northwest winds. Eastern New York Local showers tonight; cooler in central and north portions; Friday fair and cooler moderate to fresh southwest shifting to west and northwest winds The western disturbance moved and is centered this morning over Quebec. It pro- duced showers and thunderstorms quite generally over the upper Mi ippt valley and throughout the lake region last night cooler in Friday fair to fresh west agd An extended | T tomers that it do what they piles—1 want Ointment a make this tri mighty healing power of my doesn’t stop itching and burnis dary up piles quicker bett, |they ever hoped for—their meney will | be returned” Generous box—3 cont TENNIS RULES You may not bs a Bill Tilcen or a Rene Lacoste, but when you play tennts prepared u want to know what one of its interesting and it is all about, Our hington Buresu hes informative bulletins, containing the complete and up-to-date rules of lawn tennis. Included in the bulletin alse are suggestions on building & proper low and mail as dirscted -—-———- - Q.. How old was Henry Gass- away Davis when he was nominated in 1904 as vice president on the | democratic ticket? A. He was born in 1823 and was | therefore 81 years of age at the | time. | Q. How many Roman Catholic United States genators and repre- | sentatives are there? | A. There are 5 Catholic senators | and 35 Catholic representatives in the present congress. Q. Can a girl enlist in any branch | of the U. 8. navy other than as a | TENNIS EDITOR, 1322 New York Avenue, . NAME STRELT AND NUMBER c1TY = The Abandoned Garden CLIP COUPON HERE Washington Bureau, Washington, F P PP PP PP PR e tennis court. Fill vut the coupom be- ) New Britain Herald, D. C. 1 want a copy of the bulletin, LAWN TENNIS RULES, and enclose herewith five cents in loose. uncancelled, to cover pustage and handling costs U. 8. po stamps, or colm. .‘...................l tersavsercacessmnnn I am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, By Fontaine Fox some reasoning that was worthy of a Sherlock Holmes. Samnel Weiss the man who according to the jo- city during the > the 4 large propor- in- Rogers, secretary of state, to be| Lieutenant Colonel Thompson has for gov- | accepted an appointment on the B onting | Staff of Gra=d Marshal Hull in the ae | fiBhting |y arade in Bristol Monday. it Brainard wasn't in the| ‘The Y. M. C. A. well is-now yield- way. This whole trouble was caused |ing 75 gallons of water a minute the he said he| C. L. Barnes was sranted his pe- i . ki tition for an office on Chestnut as willing” to run again, That pre- | (008 100 &L S0 Mine council e dithe | specified it must e of brick. Now a | new trouble has arisen, as he plan- ed to set the office six feet back of he street line and petitioners have sent in a request that it be put back [0 at least 10 feet." Two New Britain men who went down to the sea in ships returned to |town today. They were Peter Crona and Councilman D. McMillan, both passengers on the Teutonic. Mr. McMillan, who was accompanied by his wife and child, had spent a holi- day in Scotland. Mr. Crona had been | you!" abroad since April, visiting his home !in Karlskrona, Sweden. The ship on | the return trip ran into a severe | storm, and ‘..ere was rain every day of the voyage. t1on of these whose names are candidate lieutenant e e would have a it wall lived crnor lice eonfessed to placing cyamde in | ten bottles of bacr, did not react in a natural manner to the death of his brother. He showed little and failed to This was enough in this section; 15 just that the chance in parade include the main street of the north end for this reason if for no by it walk | * r than otherwise the and walk the will know governor when concern | other the paraders must attenad would be for Det the the funeral furthe Me- | ¢ stepping-up process and ctive e they ought not to mind it; has caused a political traffic jam. Flagpole-sitting is especially rec- onimended for ukulele addicts! Cue and others in police those who simply cannot HENRY'S “FIGG wonders partment to regard him with Ac Weiss being much sus- | inercased distance cnough a2 WHITE SPIRITUALIST! Pilon (ruin i tiisl ording 10 to drop out of line when fatigue de- | One how seriously J . prophet is by the Republican national the detective, Samuel had mands it The dedic city wide (As Sung Near The Fun Shop) Harold: “Mary kiss me!” Mary: “No, dear, the spirit doesn’t move me.” (One hour lat spirit moves me.” Harold: “Then let the spirit kiss Henry Roraback as a %00d reasons for not fion tribute shouid he Aene taken concerned over his brother's death The tragedy is sordid in many of and nothing should be committee fo- alten; any section of the city It was J. Henry who a few ): ‘“Hacold, the its aspects: illicit love-makinz led to fron Ja an ignoble end. But mostly concerncd with partment is the < obsersanee months ago eaid Connecticut would | - ~ £o Republican by 75,000, Yet the G. | TWO AVIATION PROMOTERS 0. P in its of MEET THEIR END | Hates sure to go for Hoover. does shin nghts in { not include The G. O 1o e will go Republican, of course: but that isn't Roraback’s what we in this de announcing st (And As Warbled by Other Fun Shop Contributors)— . ing Toy Cohen. highly . e manner in which the handied by the They are entitled to pats back and will get them citizens. We have feel proud of the cops for their abl: work. case was| Two & Aviation Connecticut. police department. promotion died the aths that all “helieves® Connecticut all reason to too frequently come fo aviators Mazel M. Mer- Cut WHAT IT REALLY WAS! Judge: “How did you happen to break that plate-glass window?" Prisoner: “The spirit moved me.” Judge: “You mean ‘spirits.’ Thirty days in jail!” —Barbara Lemoine. from when the rill, Servies bodies of saving it will do so by MURDER MYSTERIES COLLAPSLE Newark, N. J. Aug. 30 (UP)— Two murder mysteries have collaps- ed. Two women reported they Le® seen two men carrying a dead wom- | an from a motor car. Arthur Lakcy every director of the & Flying | Tizures and Edwin Ronne As a manager found the prophat J lost considerable caste since Henry has he went about forecasting the nomination of of the Buffalo airport. were in a Pennsvliania wonds at THE MAYOR'S WAR ON THREF. TRAFFIC LIGHTS ~ 1t Mayor Paonessa bases his de- ductions regarding the workings of wreck of the plane in which they had drath of | Mexican goodwill ace, in New Jersty has' been flying Not since the Cuptain Emilio Carranza Coolidge. moment The Connecticut boss held out for the draft plan until the last land John McArthur testified woman was only dead drunk. An- other man reported he had stumbled the | across a girl's body. He took police PR WHEN HE APPEARED ON THE SCENE! “Last night I called on a new girl 1In spite of Roraback's earlier ef- to the tpot but the body was gone. friend that I picked up on the beach |