New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 24, 1928, Page 8

New Britain Herald * RBRALD PUBLISHING CUMPANY Ezcopted) SUHACRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Vesr. 2.00 Theos Monthe T6c. & Month tered ot tne Powt Office et New B olo 85 Second Clams Mail Matter TELEPHONS CALLS Businesy Ofice ... V18 Editoris) Rooms .... 936 roum slwaye opep to sdvertisers. Mewmber of the Asweiated Press the Assuciated Prese 1 extlusively wd to the use for ublication ot All uews credited to not otherwine cedited 1D th d elso awws Lublished thereln. Member Audit Baress of Cuculatin fhe A B L o @ ostwnal urgavization which tuinisher uewsmpapere tisers With @ stiictly houset anaiysis el circulativn Our circaiation etetisice aie ased upon this sudit This lnmutes pro tection Hotaling's Newsstasd. Newsstanda, Eatrance Grand Cestral, ¢ e Charlie divorce perience is said to have cost him Chaplin's ex- nearly a million dollars. Little won- der the comedian really would pre- fer roles, if not to play serious tragedy. The man with an extremely long name who refused the judge tation to have it legally shortened must be satisfied with his nickname. In these days of motors there are no more hack politicians. New York City, keeping step with the smaller cities, this year will en- joy the blessing of universal voting machines for the first time; making it easier, by the way, for Governor Smith's admirers to vote straight. The more the public studies sthe high school situation the greater the confusion. Those who claim there will be nothing done for a while may | be right after all. A BIT OF ECONOMICS William F. Whiting, secretary of cémmerce, has a farm within the city limits of Holyoke. It is a paying proposition. too, not a mere play- thing for a city agriculturist. Although the value of the land has gone up to ten when Holyoke was small, Secretary Whiting refuses to part with a square inch of it. The owner calm- ly continues to raise his chickens and his cattle, continues to “make it ha But according to the economists that farm can never pay. If, they will tell you, the land is capitalized at its actual value—its selling price— ne amount of cattle, chikens or farm produce Mr. Whitney obtained from it could ecven pay charges on the investment. Whether the farm is able to pay the charges on what the Whitney family actu- locas | Times | invi- | times what it cost | the interest | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 1928 That perhaps considering how dry Daniels is. But there was | Daniels’ was one sta*ement in might review fhat ought | nat surprising time. With so much | machinery in {the business it is amazing how quickly the work is done. It is mas [ proauction par excetience. The latest trick of the town boys is to hold a mouthtul of and to spit it upon a burning match. This is not exactly a palatable or { helthful custom, and it is dangerous | | not to go unchallenged in view of | With all this machinery and speed as well. the fact he direct of the statements of | Smith acceptance speech. 1t will |\\:‘ | remembered Smith | had referred to the poin of Ameri- that Wilson had the | Volstead Act. Comes Editor Daniels | contradicted one fact in the that Governc. | can history { Woodrow when President vetoed and says the following: | has been | Wilson's signed the he catled was intro- | sreat re- Smith overnor misinformed views. Wilson Volstead Act, which salutary and said, ‘It duced to further a form.” ™" to who was right, Smith or Smith, of course. The Volstead Act ident Wilson late T dae; vetoed by the of sed 1t over his veto the | folowing day in day October Congress | In this day when prohibition is a i it to numberless the Wilson the | major issue may be of inter- est s to read age; and for benefit of these and others who might veto mes: profit by the Wilsonian logic {we are glad to reprint this import- document, e The Herald on October ant as taken from files of L1 28, To the House of Representatives: | 1am returning without my sign ture H. R—6810, “An act to prohibit intoxicating beverages and to regu- late the manufaeture, production, use and of high-proof spirits for ofher than beverage purposes, and to insure an ample supply of alcohol and promite its use in scien- tifie research and in the development | dye and other lawful in- | dustries.’ | The subject matter treated in this | measure deals with two distinet phases of the prohibition legisla tion. One part of the act under con- dderation seeks to enforce wartime prohibition. The other provides for the enforcement which was made necessary by the adoption of the | | Constitutional Amendment. 1 object and cannot approve that | part of this legislation with referance to wartime prohibition. It has to do with the enforcement of an act which passed by rea- son of the emergency of the war and whose objects have been satisfied {in the demobilization of the army | and the navy and whose repeal 1 | have alrcady sought at the hands of Congress, Where the purposes of | particular legislation arising out of | | war emergency have been satisficd | | sound public policy makes cl rcason and necessity for repe: It will not be difficult for Congress in considering this important matter to separate these two questions and effectively to legislate regarding | them. making the proper distinction between ftemporary causes which rose out of wartime emergency and | those like the Constitutional Amend- ment of prohibition, which is now part of the fundamental law of the | country. | In all matters having to do with the personal habits and customs of large numbers of people we must | ain that the cstablished | °s of legal change are fol- | In no other way can the salutary object sought to be accom- plished by great reforms of this characterbe made satisfactory and permanent. - WOODROW WILSON. The White House, 27th October, 1019, vas ally invested has nothing to do with | it, they will tell you. The right way to figure is to base farm accountancy. or any other kind of accountancy, on the present whether the property is unincumber- ed On such a basis, of course, the farm is a losing proposition. Many value, and regardless another business sustains “losses™” for a similar reason That is the railroads and public utilities gener- ally would like to have applied for their own financial The idea is value." represented by present ré- advancement to capitalize “actual production costs. Then the public 1s suppésed to pay high charges to cover the return on the “investment” and profit” en this so-called investment It the could get the courts to recognmize this bit of they wonderfully happy sufficiently a ‘“reasonable boys running the utilities economics would be they are trying. HITCH-HI from New ING An item Jersey had it the other day t an accommodat ing autoist, after pIcking up a couple Wit found himeelf rob The inherent wishing a bed of his money ttem serves to ilustrate and his car. the danger of picking the N up strangers on highw ty-nine out of y honest, but it only fales 100 memory of a thrilling escape It is a difterent matter 100 may be one dishonest person out of to cause zriet and an unpleasant of course. for an antoist 1o pick up persons he disgust of 1he knows. Greatly 1o the transportation companies, this is br ing done on a rather wholvsale pian every day. But it is playing fast and loose with fate to accommodate utter country all right devils in disguise strangers along highways who may look but may b WILSON VETOED VOLSTEAD ACT hus Danicls, secre- navy w T It took Jo: the now nnder Woodrow Raleigh. four tary of Wilson, N C. columns to speech of Governor Alfred E. Smith. editor of the Observer, the ws and review eptance principle which the | It will be noted that a parazraph in Governor Smith’s acceptance specch the was in substance similar to last of the Wi paragraph veto message ison entire premise on prohibition is based upon the belief that the law as we have it 18 not “satisfacto: and should not be “permancnt.” SHOE REPAIRING Those of us who are old enough be daddies of day when cobblers in- These worked Titt)e |to the flappers re- member the vested the trade machinry and their in Al stores free of a zood ed was a seat, a set of hand tools, and some Ieather. With this equip ment he conld =ole and heel a pair of shoes to 2 king = taste; or build an entirely new pair for such particular customers who conld not be satisfied the ‘rea in made shoe™ stores which had sprung up a ve rebuild a pai of shoes and the 1o the cides previousiy old cobblers took half a day to cost customer v 120 went up to $1 was by no n profibitive wen the cost years for such a job it was regarded as prohibitive, con- sidey I ing that one could obtain a new ir of shoes for around 22 In deaver no department of human en there manifest than in the The with one another in the has been a gr chinge repair- ing of shoes shoe repairers seem 1o v of The amount of machinery they fly by can in- stall els around dinzy driven an motor; special machine wecies of repair work the modern shoe repairers do—they no longer are called cobblers—is 10 know all the Jout machinery and how to appty the show and the leather to its various parts. That's considerable, of course, The much modern <hoe doctor necds 1o b 1 wiser than his fore- the man cobhler the runner, Some of xhoe repairers an of Wetve never tried nounece 1 rebuilding shoes “while it it vou wait.” It maybhe there is something in to he "hurry to take a hike just about that it you don't happen in a And Governor Smith's | at | cobbler nead- | one would think prices woutd have | with the old | we've never | dropped compared methods. Of heard of prices being reduced any- of the modern machinery, and neither has the shoe man. Despite the fact that course, where else in spite use of it is possible to resole and reheel six pairs of shoes during the same time the old cobblers completed one pair, the price of the job is much higher — mic *s modern, too—modern ccono- The explanation, of course, lies in the of everythin, entering job. While ased the price of increased price into the ma- chinery has decr the work necessary, the price of do- | labor and n ing business, including supy have vastly increased. addition, everybody weus rubber | heels nowaday 14 these alone add to the cost. Thus we are confronted with the | modern phenomenon of inercased and increased costs, not but due to Al machinery to the machinery, One due wonders’ wi n other factor: would have happenca to repair industry had not been invented. snoc the The have been even greater; perhaps that be machinery costs would o cheaper to high it would buy new shoes. This in return ‘would have resulted in a waste of leather of which there alrcady according to the 1 is a scar her deualers. Thus the machinery has been for well addition, force. conservation as In iness of manu- holding down costs. there is the vast bu facturing the machinery, not to over- look industry of making the machinery that makes the shoe ma- | chinery. All to make it easier to ve- | pair shoes. Guess we'll ake more | hikes for a change, or dance a little | more, in order to help out the ma- chinery business, TN 5 TOM'S CABIN The South, it is clear, does not in- tend to jut stock in Tom's Cabin, even at this late day. | Unele | much That wouldn't make an atom of dif- ference to anybody anywhere else. cither, were it not for the fact that | the old Civil War story and play been screened. The sachems see no necessity of avoiding the South with the film, and that's how the trouble & People Wi elsewhere, don't care to believe what they don’t like to believe, Seriously | Harrict Beccher Stowe's classic k | has been taken in the North, it never moving picture arts, i Down South,” as was considered more important than mere propaganda in the South. The hospitable southerners have telling th: world that there were few | ill-treated Uncle Toms in the South. | Why get excited over a myth,? they been have asked H And have. The story of and the Civil War, is discussed in the South, differs in | some important respects from '!le‘; stories told in the North. But that | particular difference in they never very as it makes no [our time. We can afiord to weigh all | views and smile if nec ‘ The filmmng of Uncle Tom's| Cabin and its threatened showing in some of the old | talk the truth- | fulness of the entire story. The film | was booked at At lanta and immediately aroused such sary. the South revives thereabouts about for a showinz la furore that the mayor had to call | in the controversial leaders and ar range a compromise showing of the | film 1n the interest of law and order {The theater management agreed to ltlllnl"fil" all “objectionable’ fratures and now cverybody is satis- Hfiea Dall the second trom. The | story to bfl‘ Texas, s heard metamorphosis of the southern eityy shown there 1s complete. Simon the areh villain of the piece, | The North will | for the ill-treat- Tom. the | and a pecial prolog will explain that such Legree becomes a “Yank be held responsible Uncle ment accorded “ernelty” will be eliminated. cccurrences were not common in the | South “befoh de wah." We'll bet i spare tire rd picture Ma and might would i against that witch burning in in mild Which woed a showing would alem ss. ga fine the South: start a confroversy in New by if that witches were never burned the it England way, be a thing brought out 25 Years Ago Today of artificial palms for | at John A. Andrews| Special conts ¢ 0. Mrs. 17 vitt street and Mrs. of Hart street Haven and Greater he Reliance won first blood fo cating the amrock de- after a glorions contest ‘nes recently took out a permit which included sms, but the council re wiceted it. Ypsterday he called at | the inspector's office and secured in- Aividual permits for repairing and toofinz the various huildings and for building a new K office They cost him a dollar apices. | Mrs, €. R Sarr and danghter v heen staying for several weeks lake Memphremagog. Canada. At a special town meeting last | night the Berlin voters decided to | et a new school in Kensington at | a cost of not more than $12,000. ch H. Gilbert of South Bur W. 8. Hotehkis visiting in New York are w ) |, c t hutiding everal brie ! i | peal nor enforce, Carl Lorenzen is ¢nguzed novel business as a sideline. He is growing meal worms. These are grubs hatched from beetles, which die upon laying the eggs that come worms. A long tin can, couple of quarts of bran. a few crusts of bread. and 200 Db beetles were all that was necessars to start business. The worms scll at 10 cents a hundred in a a =ts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN People seem especially narrow it your conscience agrees with them The greatest changes in the old- time cowboy have been eifected by the cinema and soap. And yet old Adam might not have fallen if there had been zhbors to keep him pure in heart things: ¥. for «very Mencken Nature balane hill there is a val a day, for every Cra For every a i Handbag: That little hangs on the and then comes carry-all a back of a back for, If inunimate things can't think, how does a darned shoestring know you are dressing to catch a train? Changing taste changes other movies, but the “westerns” their appeal to the young, the and the timid. dumb Having a law it can neither re- America knows man felt as he held to the how the Licar's tail, The annual prize for optimism socs to Mr. Tunney, who says he is through fighting and announces his engagement, Americanism: Joining party re- \olts in August; voting regular in November. The senator who calls liquor a burning izsue evidently hasn't dis covered what ginger ale will do for 1t only we could farm out other| else are cmployes and make somebody pay their salarics until they ready for the big lcague. The greatest aid to democracy and | casual conversation is the universal need of a mat he English visitor who says we have no liberal party should be around some time when the pre- cinct boys are being paid off. gave Rockefeller a flivvér for his birthday, which means that Henry presents at celebration will include new dime. Ford a bright : cure criminals by op- erating on their heads: but if the operation performed in time, a flat piece of wood serves as well as They ma is kerosene | gossiping | night | make ' his next natal | Oliver Can't help it—just passed your father.” Pauline do with it™ Oliver: “We exchanged glances!™ —Mary Araminta (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction forbidden) e 2 Fw all communkations (v F'ue shop EKditor, care of the New Hriaia Herald, and your letier will bo forwarded o New Vork MELONS! Folks, please What has that got to | | | | | OUR FAVORITE Speaking of mel bear in mind | THE IUN SHOP is serving the fun- ny-do kind. |They're fresh and they're crisp and they just hit the spot— Put them on your menu. you'll like “em a lot! CONSOLATION! awing-a-Woman-in-Tv.0 Sometimes 1 wonder about | ruture. Somectimes I wonder we'll ‘get enough to eat % Her Partner: Don't worry. dearie, Actress: | the | ity STIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by 1 < writing to the Question Editor, New things'll be all right as 10ng s 1l pritain Hera'd, Washington Burean {halveiyou: 1322 New York avenue, Washington. | i D encio:ing two cents in stamps | The Proguosie tor reply. Medical, legal and marital Jesse H. Surtiges) |aquice cannot be given. nor can ex- Gregory had gdhe to Dr. Kilg's|io,qeq rescarch be undertaken. Au | oftice for an examinatiion. After | (tURS BREIEY (6 Tl aive @ per- | Dr. King had made his examination | et SUSSHOW T FEU0 T e can- ha called fn two other declol ' Juat he anawered. All letters are can: Two hours later the consultation |t PTG was still in progre The room wa$ quiet. All were grave. Tt was! Q. What is the base pay of a as if a sentetnce of death hung over | Colonel in the United States Army? the unfortunate Gregory. Gregory| A, The base pay of a Colonel | | who had fought so hard to win. with 26 v of service is $3,500 a year; over years of service $4.000, | Dr. King broke the silence. fought to control his voice. Q. When will Holmes comet and nerves were on edge. “Gregor Taylor's comet appear in 19282 man, you may drop out anytime A. Holmes comet has been in the Gregory was dumbfounded, S0’ morning sky during August of this they had been digging his gra€e had | year. Toylor's comet will be in the | they? Just because he Bad lost, or | morning sky in October and Novem- | rather failed to win during the past | ber of this | few months, they thought he was a| Q. population of | goner. Well he would tell them|Cuba? | A, 3.413.216. omething! “Drop out you say?" he cried.| Q. What is the home address of | Not while I am holding these three | Helen Wills, the tennis star? Ac A, Berkeley, California. | Q. How did Samuel Clemens | come by the name of Mark Twain? A. In 1857 Samuel Clemens be- gan his career as a river pilot on | the Missiesippi. Sometime afterward he began writing short articles for | newspapers and signed them “Mark | Twain® which was the call of the leadsmen and which: meant “mark | two fathoms™, Q. What is the value of a U. §. | five cent paper money, perforated cdges, issue of 18637 A, 25 cents. Q. Are more people killed a year in boxing houts than are Killed in football A, From estimates of state ath- letic commissions the number of | persons killed since 1900 in profes- rional boxing is 11 and in amateur boxing 31. In addition there have been, in those y 23 professional boxers disabied and 47 amateur box- | | crs disabled. There were 17 foot- ball players killed during the 1927 season. Probably a fair estimate of | the total killed plaving football since 1900 would be an average of | 10 a year or a fotal of 280. | Q. Is the Sahara Desert largest desert in the world? A Yes, Q. Does the propensity of the | | lghtning to strike in certain places depend on the character of the | underlying earth? A. It depends more upon topog- | raphy and direction of approaching storms than uponu the charactetr of | the underlying earth. Q. Who was in command of the United States naval forces operating in European waters during the| | world war? A, Admiral Sims | | He His old | Experienced! Clarke “1 hear that Evelyn is reducing.” Perry: “Well, T hope | successful with her figure was with my bankroll!" —Harry Tuckerman, she's as as | she | What with it being possible to clect a cigarctte while blindfolded, | he only thing the country now nceds is the five-senses cigar! Clinging Nancy (By Jane R. Mack) What puzzles me is this— Why husbands make a fuss About a tiny kiss. It is preposterous, What if the booby misses A hundred thousand kisses? 1 can at once restore A hundred thousand more. They call me Clinging Nancy (Although my name is Jane), And just because when T am Kissed 1 seldom wrestle or resist; |1 cannot raise a tiny shriek, !I do not slap his villain's check, But if it takes my fancy I cry, “Kiss me again.” the When gentlemen take my hand And shake it hard and long In all this virtuous land No creature calls it wrong, Then why should they make faces At much more brief embraces? ¥or what's a kiss or two But a nice quick “How d'ye do?" They call me Clinging Nancy (Qh, is it not a shame?) | For why. if someone necds a kiss, {low pressure that was central over | the Provinee | Hatteras knife. & Should someone clse begrudge him | this When 1 can make a million more Exactly like the one before? 1 never, never can see Why I should be to blame? All 2211 is divided into three parts, | thus enabling Pennsylvania, Ohio | and Indiana republicans to wari people against Tammany. Correct this sentence: “Bring any | of your friends home for dinner whenever you like,” said the wife, it won't he necessary to let me know ahead of time.” Copyright 1028, Publishers Syndicate Observations Ca The Wea:her Whashington. Aug. 24.—Forecast for Southern New England: Show- ers late tonight or,8aturday. Cooler Saturday in western Massachusetts moderate southeast and south winds Forecast for Fastern New York Probably showers tonight and Satur- day; slightly cooler on Saturday in central and north portions; moder- ate south windz Conditions: The long trough of | Oklahoma yesterday morning moved noriheastward and is central over of Quebec. A narrow extends southward to the| ey and showers and thun- ms were reported from the Mississippi valley eastward over | northern districts to the Applachian Showers were also report- | Joseph. the four-year old son of ed from various portions of New 'a ciergyman, was greatly interested England and the far southwest. The | in the marriage ceremony which he western area of high pressure cen-|lhad seen his father perform many ters over Kansas and Nebraska. It times producing lower temperatures| ©One day his mother told him not with light frosts over some portions {0 do something he had especially of the plain tes. | planned to do, and angrily he yelled, Conditions favor for this vicinity | “1 will.”” unsettled weather with local show-| Punishment followed swiftly and ers and not much chunge in tem- Was so impressive that in a few . moments the repentant Joseph as- sured his mother between sobs. “Oh, Mother, I'll never say ‘I will’ again_until I'm married!" | Dorric The Fun Shop's Suggestion for an Appropriate Book Jacket regions s vesterday R. Morrow. Rare “Whit is so remarkable Cinein Denver Detroit Duluth Curio Dealer: “Why, that's the | rarest spocimen in the shop. It's | a new car, fully paid for!” —Lorna Dietz 62 Andulusia 44! Andulusian Mamma 46| Come and read my Alpha-Gamma 64! 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What was the!'a new world. result of the match? | PIRATES OLD AND NEW A, On February 16, 1926 at|IS SALT YAND THRILLING Cannes, France, Suzanne Lenglen virates OId and New”, by Joseph defeated Helen Wills in straight |Gollomb, also published by the sets, 6-3, §-6. This is the only|Macauley Co. yields a wealth of match ever played between these | thrills for lovers of literature deal- two famous women tennis players. |ing with the sea and the buccaneers Q. Did the fight go for the full | which followed it from the time of ten rounds both times that Dempsey | Julius Ceasar up to modern days. fought Tunney? Most of us want treasure, pieces of A. Yes. In each fight Tunney eight, doubloons, silks and jewels, gained the decision in 10 rounds. |many of us might undertake to get Q. Who played the part them by such methods as the pirates Prince Olenin in “The Cossacks”? |did if we dared. all of us like to A. Neol Neely. | read of the looting of the treasures Q. 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Why we mishehave is a book for every thinking man and woman, a powerful analysis that open-minded- ly dissects our transformed atti- tudes toward love, marriage and TENNIS RULE Tou may not ba a Bill Tilden or a Rens Lacoste tennis you want to know what it is all about Our Washington Bureau has its interesting and informative bulletins, containing the complete and up-to-date rules of lawn tsnnis. Included in the bulletin are suggcstions on huilding & proper tennis court. Fill vut the coupon be- tow and mail as direted CLIP COUPON HERE NIS EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. 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