New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 23, 1928, Page 6

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Estimate all | prebable and possible expenses and | them multiply by two. i More proof that Scotch jokes are barred: “The sacret of England's success is that the Englishman al- w vs disputes his hotel bill " Earler in life such remarks only applied to the thrifty men in the highlands. v | “BOSSY” NOT SO BOS! Whether “Bossy” Gillis, bad boy mayor of Newburyport, Mass., actu- ally pays his fine of $1.140 and eerves 330 days in jail 1s still to be | | action. | directly permits the | would prescrve tor gressmen elected continue to remain | The Democr as dry as they have been “Pres- ident Smith” will have done his | for stressing this issue so forcefully. duty as he sees it and Congress will have failed to The take the necessary chief outlook for the future as regards prohibition if | Smith elected remains with the | duly elected representatives of the people in state legislatures. is Congress and That with the does not | sound as it prohitution is to be upsct overnight if Smith is elected. The governor emphasizes the fact that he favors temperance, and clearly the question is not one of Rem ~ting the the return of the saloon a former deciaration thau | saloon is and ought to be a defunct institution n this country.” he says i today. 1 will never advocate nor ap- prove any law which directly or in- he meant it; and adds. mean it return of the saloon.” That statement gomg read and re-read the Democrats in the dry states. Important indeed the the is to be by Hoover- is the detailed analysis that governor himself sives of (a la Canadn) Such a change (in the law) would Ary prohibition plan which he advocates the preserve for | benefit of a national law that would | | their tortuo: states the | continue to make interstate shipment | of intoxicating heerages a the dry states federal enforcement within their own borders. It would permit to citizens of other states a carefully limited and method of effectuating the popular the berders of will wholly within the saloen. the solution 1| offer is one based upon the historic policy of the assure to each state its complete right of local self-government. 1 be- | leve it is a solution which would to- | day Jefferson. or | Democratic party, to | be offered by | Jackson, or Cleveland, or Wilson, if determined after his appeal to a| higher court is heard. Though the | punishment is severe, there can be | little doubt that this most amazing | ©of mayers has earned at least some- those great leaders were with us. The appeal in this is nationwide. The East will regard state control as | an open door to the return of liquor | under state control and will see un- | | Ablas-ol thinmaince, | der such a system the adoption of A mayor who deliberately defies PRy IERe s the Canadian system in most of the e law of his own city is not fitto | states; South, enjoying be chief executive. | similar privileges, would remain dry: | could take their | the | the other states Listen to a Smith-Re- 5 | choice. & Hoover-Democrat| = i1, entire scheme hinges upon | lif and when Congress changes the 3 |1aw. Governor Smith merely prom- When nothing else is to be said, | ises to make the let it be writ that this is also an | a5 He himselt, president, cannot RO IR | change the law and he admits his 1 a _limpotence. The main hepe of the f Hoover doesmt carry West| oo 'y onidering Smith as & Brziel., doan hantoudy there '”‘ president, lies in that they will have NmETing 7 obUE, B st Granch: a Bood advocate in the White House. A | He would be a President Broadcasting station WLW of | Cincinnati ought to be well satisfied | with the attention it attracted to it- | A ':'l {:’""“"': s::‘““:‘(;"“’ tangible to hope for: but it speech last weck with fthe tune.| . 13 states to block amending the “It's the Boloney.” OF perhaps it has | e ! |amendment, and to tinker with the | learned, ¢nd likewise has taught the | TPRIRERS S10 1 O SE other broadcasters, that care must| o " ! be exercised in what tunes can fol- low political dope. An earful: publican and discuss the campaign. recommendation. mending a change in the enforce- ment act and an amendment to the 15th Amendment. That is something needs |able Congress. | The Smith explanation of his pro- | hibition stand will not be without s at Jitical obs hint | comfort to Republicans. The Hoover | ate political observ int | e e Al "1 | men have been saying all along that y c tobef : lh.l! iie tows dlastions of Opiobes 1 ISIVVi'h could not change the prohi- i will indicate whether the state is go- | . - | | bition law; now they will say he ad- ing Smith. Not unless the voters are | merely practicing for the more im- direction. portant election in November, | endeavors in this | promises to take the first step toward ensues will | modification and what er reading all about how Pres- | Aervading glRao {depend upon the wets thems ident Coolidge is enjoying the sum- lon how mer Mr. Average Citizen has about | 3 | can elect to the Congress and to the come to the conclusion that hhll\g;‘ oty President is not such a hard job after | 'E!SIatUre®: all, especially not during the final and no re-clection many representative SMITH ON POWER significant parts of year of a term desired, the One of | Governor Smith's acceptance speech | was his refercnce to public utilitics, utility propa- THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH OF GOVERNOR SMITH The Honorable Alfred Emanuel Smith. in his aceptance specch, de- | voted as much space fo enunciating | special to to help the | (referred the to part of his specch) water power, public ganda, public ownership, and conser- natural with vation of resources, reference Boulder Dam to in Colorado river his plan of procedure farmers as he did to lessen the weight of That perhaps indicates things. two of them being that his a scheme prohibition. | Shoals. several | igtic energy for what characte He has had sor tion with rding prohibition were al- his views r two reasons; ready fairly well grappling with problem constituted a comparatively to while similar questions betore him as gov- ernor of New York, and Herhert to disct Smith has let his known the hecause agricultural Hoover has been s them at length, titude be recent acce the candidate’s politicai Hnes one scrs Pemocrats that ssion tetween the in no helief by the to the repertory. the the farm vote is worth while. doubt, and for this there should be He Republicans on thanks. is likely to smoke out appeal that there | the an iszue they it a fighting chance to obtain some evidently prefer to avoid if possible. A “These sources of water power of it in the far western sps under public ownership he and defiantly declares. And I all the power. not he ment The governor's farm plan mostly must remain forever in and control.” holdly ight interests the west, however: we we means of the east naturally give mors to his prohibition views G his 1 15 toward the of nation’s resources nificant “The or the svernor Smith, in in ones o and there £overn- frderal stats predibition. frankly It Canadian system of lation and authority he as one worth fellowing. But he leaves for about presidential specifically mentions this svstem popresenting joint states—must con- trol the switch that turns on or off by the no room A wrong conception the power so greedily souzht power to hring cortain private groups without the dry law the pablic good that about modification in feast regard ! B will 1 The Constitution gives the President These arve words Api authority only to “recommend” rongly to liberal minds who “neces thi such measures as he deems heen noting widespread pubiic ntili and Constitutional gz T expedient® Under ty propaganda in the schools. eal anty he promises almost everywhere with Th leges and to mike his recommenda- inereasing alarm Aevelapment the groat sources owned by the if alected It will then of remaining power e tion ahont prohibition nd the representa governmen: be for the people tives In the national and state legis whether these one of th for the unsettl most important isse 1" and how 1t i« sittied dnr p l'or hinder generations of Americans. latures to determine cople i= & problem sl changes shall he made * That sonnds 1 fair; and it leade one to the sion that if the majority of con- conclu- ing the next administration will e It | of prohibition | controlled | | children to support—two tots who in l'all probability will never see thefr | weather probabilities in the northern | !the science those states without the old evil of | NOWever: NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 1928, candidate is titled to the thunks of all citizens atic en- \Fects and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Democrats in - the main will be pleased mightily; Republicans should | Strange that nobody noticed Tam- | many’s wickedness while it was con- /tent to help push. | S There are few village divorces. It's being debated. The easier to fight it out than to explain !to the neighbors. be pleased because of the potential effect within their own patty in such sections of the country where it is the hottost issi attempt to pussyfoot cannot well sue- rling contribu- | ceed after Smith's tion to the discussion SUPREMELY SACRIFICED? On the the route from lually is like a via Greenland Breen or rotten map air cantaloupe—either Amenica to Europe lceland looks reasonably safe, | and iffort to close the golf clubs on but there is small likelihood follow- !""“”"" A R e ing the apparent fate of the Greafer to get out the republican vote Rocktord flight. that it will become | — a preferred for flights. At its best it is only devoid of airlane oceanic fog and inclement weather a small part of the year. | Obviously Bert Haseell and Parker from Rockford, | mer, aviators | chose the route for sentimental | You know how Lady Godiva fel This was the route that the wiLady Godha telt (1f you remember the first time you |appeared on the street in knickers. reasons Vikings n eenturics past are sup- causeg crime The gang leaders and hootleggers nsually quit | When they get a few millions posed to have followed in wending b way into unknown | Poverty seas and 1o the northern latitudes of What ap- ate in this century that America would be more prop than modern air Vikings should follow the The new 1but it isn't the sportsman the old one was It doesn’t rattle before it same route in a return trip to Stock- | girikes holm, where the saga of the Vikings — Memory is short and we can't re- member a single phrase of any dead |language except “rushing the growl- ar. is part of the national literature? But the plan in all probahility has failed. Hassell and Cramer may yet De alive, if perchance they landed on — the mainland of | AMericanism: Trying to save the | soul of the other fellow, who is em- ployving another method to ‘_\'cll"F vield up hope | are do(!y\]'l])! some island or on The probabilities that met death, al- though no one will their established. Greenland are, they The south may be solid. hut some of the reasons given for deserting Smith sound a little hollow. Perhaps federal agents can't find that $100,000 worth of pre-war stuff Decause it is now disguised as $500,- 000 worth. until deaths If the supreme sacritice has bheen | made it has been one that brought Has- too, no returns to aviation science. sell could ill afford the having had a wife risk, and two small b If a lie is immoral, why does na- ture give the tiger stripes that sa [ “Den't worry; this is just streaks One can well pause 10 | of sunlight in a cane patch.” daddy again ask whether such a risk by a father was justified The country-bred New Yorker us- | flivver may be sportier, | save | The most important thing brought to light by all the oceanie flights of the past few years has been that the risk is too great, and will remain so we know about the until more latitudes. There is no certainty about of oceanic aviation so {long as the most important factors are not the pilots, navigators and | machines, but the weather. recom- L. An item in the paper from Chat- Ont. the other day lent the that to ham, impression not inclined wife heaters and other malefactors atoul of the make it easier for who run law gives judges the privilege of supple- menting a jail term with an appli- cation of the lash. Criminal-coddlers have a terrible time contemplating the evils of Canadian civilization if | this thing keeps up. Ontario is so | mits it. But this does not erase his | Smith | nore; and to Muscle | vernor Smith went at this ques- | | reluctant far away that of the news items print- ed in the New England papers from that province fully half seem to re- fer to how some poor unfortunate evil-doer is sentenced to try and bear up under the cruel blows of the whip if he can. Ontario seems to he well satisfied with its system. Wifs cially are in such low esteem that it they If they beat children some nobody seems to care gt a taste of their own medicine like it they ¥ can go home up their and wives and but usually they don't. To get the real slant on Cana lash justice one need only note aeross the Detroit river the gang and r think of do- here eriminal element n ing a job in Ontario. is noth- ing as detestable to an evil-doer as to bear his of the voluntary Unecle Toms in those parts, 25 Years Ago Today The school that W. €, been engaged of the High The race the Shemrock land Reliance called off today «{ter the boats had drifted for hours without making much headway, The common council took a stand t ramshackle buildings in the tire district L down a petition for a wooden addi- to a Church et building The Tabs ran into difficulty their parade in Hartford yester a3 the cane had ordcred turn- led out to have red handles inste of green They tried to paint them. but it didn't work Finally th, solved the problem by covering the British color with green paper. bunt- ing or ribben Horan and O’Brien were the Britain battery in a game in Middletown de- feated by he local women's Arill team took second place. The water commissioners are custed with the of the hore ind 1omitted of to ¢ ck to a strong-armed minion law. There are board has announced Akers of Holyoke has the new principal school, between as was tion e which dis- printing ity report the fype ave o Residents thre several whole pag Fast Berlin tenin 1 the coming tow n mecting in Ber- B Cooley has communi with the Gamenell Fire Alarm Telegraph Co. ird to the examination of fire alarm m in the Raptist hoin city by a compeny Dresont Mr. Cooley bell and apparaing overhanied for 'had of Wires George nom “Hion this cays th not heen 19 vears and are m need of cleaning. have the Canadians ave | which | beaters espe- | no | night when it voted | il are many crrors | wand a new schaol, the | If you thusiasm, you don't, he's a man of vision; he's a crank. if We hereby refrain from anything nasty about | that's our good deed for the day. | e : Happy thought! | paign will generate enough religion to have some left for every day usc after it's over. saying The best proof of prosperity is | that nobody seems to give a darn | | when one of the big boys st few millions. | Marconi invented the wirecless, mother of radio, so perhaps Musso- 1ni can take credit for at least part | of Byrd's adventure. | | Correct this sentence: “We have | a bird bath on the lawn,” said she, “and somebody remembers to fill it | every day | 1928, Publishers’ ndicate.) nt s (Copy Observations | | Washington, Aug Iorecast for Southern New England: Cloud | continued cool tonight. IFriday in- | ereasing cloudiness: rising tempera- ture except on the southeast cos | moderate cast and southeast wind st for Kastern New Yor ing clondiness; probably in south portion and late tonight or Iriday in north por- tion; not =o cool tonight; warmer l'in south and cast portions 1rid | moderate cast shifting to southc and south winds, " TIRE AT GONEY ISLAND | Four Frame Dwellinzs Burned and Entire Do section Is Threat- | ened by Flames, New York, Auz. 23 (P today destroyed four frame buildings |in Coney Island and for a time threstened the entire Bowery or midway section and Stecplechase | The ain that had been all prevented a great- | er loss, firemen said. The blaze, | fanned Ly a stiif wind, was checked 1t the Stillw ] haths, where 200 per- ons were slecpina, It started in a pancse rolling ball game conce destroyed two restaurants, an park fallin sion, orangea ‘Ihr' Irish The damage was estimated at § | happen to share his en- | Nobile—and | Maybe the cam- | Cn The Weather | ire early | and and “The Home of | 1f Tom Mix can get tax exemption by charging his street clothes to ad- | vertising, why can't the ladies do it? Shop Editor, care of the New Britala Herald, and your letter | | il be forwarded to New York. Point of View it's the I Big Question! What we would ask each candidate As he for votes goes gunning Have you had much fun date? 1f not, why keep on running!” From Our Is to A Lesson for Young Men! Interviewer: “What would you say is the secret of your wonderful success in life?" Hutchinson: { noes!™ “Ah, one never JAPANESE Ry Peter H. Markoe | Few people taka such joy in trees | As do the nimble Japanese | Their passion for arboriculture Endures from birth unto sepulture. | To them fine | Than crowded ranks of stately pine. | no prospect seems more | With scorn a | whelm | Who thinks but poorly of the elm; man they'll over- While if he ridicules the oak | It positively makes them choke. ! The peach and cherry everywhera They foster with a mother's care; And should their cherry-trees grow weary Their thoughts Kiri! incline to hara- Good Money in it! Briges: "You cant make a &'k purse out of a sow’s ear, you know." | Gordon: "No, but a lot of fellows | have made a purse out of a blind- | pig’s ear since Prohibition!” | — Frances Clark | — | | TONY THE BOOTBLACK On Beauty Parlors Mariouche, datsa my wife, sheesa say to me she wanna go an have-a er tace lifted upstairs. 1 say whatsa mat from you eesa da tace falla downstairs? Sheesa talla me her whole neck ees fulla |da chins an looksa like shetsa | weara buncha banan wrapt round her neck. 1 laugh-a at her an| sheesu dat Mussoleen datsa da | keen, queen, jack an alla da face | cards of-a my Sunny Eetly he say “Da rolling chin gathers no musele” or sometceng like a dat, 1 know my Mariouche |lotsa chins an asratime {cet looks like-a s sheesa got | 1 aska her how much heesa gone cost an five dolls. l'en I laugh some more and say 1 leefta | her face litla bit for-a notting. She getsa mad an say eef 1 do-a dat | darcsa gone-a be lotsa men ward [tended research be undertaken. 'Q | who ravaged the coast | company or combination in fah: £ o | Joy Girl” been filmed? | sia outside of the old Czarict regime, | Gocd Recommendations! Mrs. Hennesey: “What makes vou think that Stewart's is a good store 2" Mrs. Grayson: “Well they fur- nished the gowns that Mrs. Warren | 8ot her acquittal with!" —Walter A. Schoff (Copyrigit, 1928, Reproduction Farbidden) state is 11423,000; York City 5,970,800. Q. Is intelligence the same as knowledge ? A. Intelligence is the quality, ex- ercise or product of active intellect; capacity to know or understand. Knowledge is a result or product of knowing: that which is known. Q. Where is the largest Bible publishing house in the U. 8.7 A. Thé American Bible Society and for New i at Astor Place, New York City. Q. Can you give me the words of | that proverb that begins “He who QUESTIONS ANSWERED ! You can get an answer to any question of fact or iInformation by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 2 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- Al other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tditor. Who were the Vikings? Piratical hordes or sea rovers of ancient A Normandy. Q. What is a monopoly? A, An exclusne right, power or privilege of engaging in a particular traffic or business or the resulting absolute possession or control; a posses- c sion of a monopoly. 2 Q Of what schools is Columbia | University, located in New York City, composed? A Columbia College (for men): Rarnard Colleg= (for women); Col- lege of Physicians and Surgeons (co-educational) school of Law (co- educational); Scheel of Mines. En- gineering and Chemistry (men); Teachers College (co-educational); College of Pharmacy (co-education- School of Architecture, Schoel Business (co-educational);: School of Dentistry (co-education- al); and Post-Graduate School (co- | educational). Q. Has Mae Edginton’s hook “The 1f 0 under what title? Who took the principal parts and where was it filmed? A. It has been filmed under its original title and was released in| the summer of 19 Olive Rorden | was the principal player and the ! supporting cast included Neil Ham- ilton. Marie Dressler, Mary Alden, William Norris, Helen Chandler, Jerry Mile ank Walsh, Clarence llmer, Pegay Kelly and Jimmy | Grainger, Jr. The exterior scenes were filmed in Florida. | Q. How large is the population of Kobe, Japa A Q Was the government of Rus- ever recog: States? A zed by the United The present soviet govern- [ Dlack ties gone-a lifta my whole [ body an cet wont hafter be lifted sccond time only In case I'm-a lay- ing onna surance polee She say sheesa wanna mak® her- self beautyful like-a da Riose, da my litla gal. 1 talla her datsa beeg job. I say eef sh. have her face feexed up heesa not gon know too, she wanna g poddle anna a Sheesa gone craze weeda da Nexta teeng 1 know sheesa wanna get her-a nails manacled. Weed-a her beeg hands, da gal inna da barh shop teenk when-a sheesa holdin them dat sheesa saw off her butt end of-a da ham She say sheesa gone use-a da lip- stick to make-a da lips red, but cefy she getsa too much-a flap 1 gonsa nse-a steek to mak-a some place | else red. Eef my Mariouche needs fixin' up, 1 gone-a call in couple | lahorers an we gonna do-a job | right! d 4 gore-u | da keeds her. She .m- | ve. heat. | c da % | NS NN = | | i “There goes young Willie Firefly | all lit up againt” | Appropriate! 000, Police were called out when concessionaires in a panic, fed removing their wares from buildi reserves threatened ‘ Yacht, a I | Long 0\;;'dile, Is | Safe in British Port Plymonth. Eng., Aug. 24 (P —The yacht Mamago, long overdue here in the Fastnet ocean vacht race, ar- rived at 11:44 this morning. The other cleven boats participat- in:in the racs had considerable anxiety was felt for the Mamazo, which is an English owned vessel, | The | trom Cow e, over to Iastnet and b to Plymonth, was won by the American | schooner i Nina, cor. Hartiord nation 19:nd "heen CLARK Ang. RESIGNS (P —The resiz- Licnt. Col. William Clarke, field artillery. . N. G.. has \wcepted and he is honorably | discharzed in a special order issued "Ly Adjutant General George M. Cole. hed port and | 615 mile course | (As Reported to The Fun Shop) Judgc: “Prisoner, have you any- thing to say | | [ | Prisoner “Assuredly, Your Hon- or. 1 desire to state without 1. e or circumlution that the penaity imposed should be in keeping, or as it were commensurate with my sta- Ition in life, which has hitherto Leen of no inconsiderable im- portance. Jud | tiking :)v‘:\r.*' | one “Well, vou seem to have for long sentences. Ten —A. F. D (And How Other Fun tribmtors Judged Shop 15— Con- Wrong Kind of Fhes! Conviet No. 270: »e Warden cays he'd let me work in de office and have charge of de files. | | ment of Russia is not recognized by | the 1. 8. The K¢ | has been superseded by the present | gime lasted from July 22, 1917 when | trograd. | lations between the | plexion of the New ensky government which was recognized by the 1. § Soviet Republic. The Kerensky re- | he assumed November 7, driven the premiership, to 1917 when he was by the Bolsheviki from Pe- ‘he fall of Alexander November, 1917, auto- evered the diplomatic re- United State Kerens matically and Russia. | Q. On What date did Labor Day | fall in 19117 A September 4 Q. Who held the world's heavy- | weight championship for the great- knows and knows not that he knows | is asleep”? | | reads as follows: A. It is a Chinese proverb and “He who know and knows not that he knows is asleep. Awaken him. knows not and knows that he knows not is simple. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows he knows 1s wise. Follow him unto the end.” Q. How much exemption is al- lowed in duty to residents of the United States on goods purchased abroad ? - A Residents of the U. 8. re. turning from a foreign country are allowed to bring in $100 worth of goods purchased abroad free of duty. Q On what day will Easter Sun- day fall in 19292 A. March 31. Q. What is the accurate shoot- Ing range of a.22 caliber rifie? A, Approximately 200 yarde. Q. Ts it correct to pronounce the “T" in often? A No. The word is pronounced “offen” Q. What s the average amount of nicotine contained in tobacco? A. The amount varies from 2 to R per cent, the coarser kinds con- taining the larger quantity, while the best Havana cigars seldom con- tain more than 2 per cent and often less Turkish tobacco contains scarcely any. Q What is the address of the Socialist National committee A. 2653 West Washington Boule- vard, Chicago. Illinois. COOLIDGE PLANS FOR QUIET TIME Resting Up Today Belore To- morrow's Trip Superior, Wis, Aug. 23 P — President Coolidge planned to sand- wich in a quiet day of pleasure and rest today between yesterday's trip to the Apostle Islands in Lake Su- perior and tomorrow's journey to Lewis, Wis. Although enjoying hugely the trips away from Cedar Island lodge, which lately they have been taking With frequency, Mr. and Mrs. Cool- idge looked forward to a taste of the undisturbed tranquility and soli- tude which characterized, almost with no interruption, the first two months of their stay here. The chief executive was heard to repeat today expressions of appre- ciation of yusterday's outing. He and Mrs. Coolidge returned home for a late dinner after dark last night, He who | following a two and one half hours drive from Bayfield, opposito the Apostle Islands on the mainland, where they landed from the yacht on which they had cruised the Archi- pelago. While this drive was in progress Governor Alfred E. Smith was de- livering his speech of acceptance of the democratic nomination for presi- dent at Albany. Fishing is the chief purpose of Mr. Coolidge’s journey to Lewis tomor- jrow. The trout abounding in the stream which crosses Charles E. | Lewis’ 1,800 acre estate are almost as famous hereabouts as the Brule (trout. Mr. Lewis, who resides in | Minneapolis and is regarded one of |the foremost brokers of the north- west, is believed to be one of the | persons most suited to give the chief | executive an expert picture of busi- ness and political and reactions in the northwestern states. President Coolidge will leave Su. |perior tomorrow in the late mon- |ing and reach his destination about 80 miles from here, in the early afternoon. He is planning to leave Lewis shortly after luncheon Satur- day for the return trip. There are only four tastes—sweet, bitter, salt and acid. Our precess is dependabdle in overy way. “The Spot For Bpots” Garments Izpured Against Fire and Thett STAR CLEANING CO. 234 North St.—Msin Ofce 203, 658 Main—Branches Black Rock Ave., cormer West Main Tel. 1008 Tel. 1076 TENNIS RU Yeu may not bs a Bill Tilcen or a Rene Lacoste, but when you play tennis you want to know what it is all about. Our Washington Bureau has prepared one of its interesting and complete and up-to-date rules of lawn tannis. are suggestions on huilding & proper low and - mail as dirosted: York Avenue, 1 of the bulletin, herewith five cents in loose, uncanc ” want a copy to cover tage and est number of 2 A. John 1. vea Sullivan—from 1852 [ to 1592 Q. What is the political York Tim It is an independent demo- newspaper. 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