New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 4, 1928, Page 6

New Britain Herald HBRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) Herald Bidg.. 67 Church Street Batered at the Post Office at New Brit- ais as Sscond Clase Mall Matter. TELEPHONB CALLS Business Office Editoria) Rooms ... The ouly prefitable advertising medium | ool d City. Circulation always open te advertisers. Member of the Assueiated Prese The Associated Press 1» exclusively on titied to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Burean of Cirealation The o B. C. i» & oational crganization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with & strictly honest analysie of elrculation. Our circulation statistics are ~ased upon this audit This ineures pro- tection sgainst fraud in mewspaper tribution figures to both bational local advertisers. The Herald 1s on sale daly ln New York st Hotsling's Newsstand. Times Square; Schults's Newsstands, Estrasce Grand Cestral, ¢ed Street. e An enthusiastic, unanimous vote of the committees in charge of the various phases of the memorial dedication services probably would g0 to the effect, “Do not let any of the sub committees spend any money."” . “With the eingle exception of ours.” That letter of George Dyson's ought to set some of them think- ing. Planning expenditures appear in a trifle different light when it is known that committeemen might have to pay the bills themselves. Instead of dipping into the city till, King George, of speech to Parliament expresses ap- proval of the treaty renunciating war, " Boy, page Bill Thompson. At this writing, though there is still time, nothing had been heard from Majors Idziowski and Kubala who sct out in a plane for this' country yesterday. They have no radio and the silence is not yet indi- cative of trouble. Sometime this afternoon they should be sighted, at least, off our shores. We wish them luck and hope they will visit us here if they have an opportunity. Man, because of his conquests of land, sea and air, is apt to consider himself as a very superior €ort of animal, which no doubt he is. But at the same time some of his feats are duplicated with more ease and Tese verbosity by the lesser creatures Witness the little lapwings. A lap- wing, let it be understood, is an English bird unknown in this coun- try until this summer. Now they bid fair to flourish in North America. And why? Simply because a few months ago two large flocks of these lapwings made an east to west flight across the Atlantic, landing in New- foundiand. The first flock numbered about half a thousand, northern ob- servers state. A day later along came another thousand wingin their way over this difficult route. A lonely airplane, flying over the vast expanse of sea a thousand miles from land, is a thrilling sight, but say of these little bravely on tiring what shall we birds flying so wings from England to America? Human aviators have done quite well fn conquering the Atlantic bhut we don't think the; fied to outel: : quite quali- From Worcester comes a story about a fireman who has broken with his sweetic. The latter, it is al- leged, with a spirit of in her little heart, ix suspe in the wee ringing false alarme England, in a hissed to pass judgment? Ancient history also records that a young gentleman, name of C. Columbus, once was given the razz too. Newspaper headline says Coolidge Out After Bass. It's all a matter of opinion, but if he'd start after some of these radio sopranos he'd get a bigger following. Doctors are giving warnings of the dangers of too much sunshine. As take care of ings. the anti-lunar warn. Chicago has a land he declares, boldly, that he's | going to enforce all laws rigidly. Are we mistaken in recalling that the last chiet was going to run all | the crooks out of da; Then too, in Philadelphia wasn't there something about Gen- ,eral Butler and a sure enough | clean-up? INTEREST IN A FLYING FIELD— A SUGGESTION From time to time interest in a tlying field in the city of New Brit- ain revives and gets more or less consideration, it will probably con- tinue to do so until something definite and final is done, though we question very much whether there | ever will be one located within our | city limits as they now stand. There [is no question about it, we ehall | have to have some kind of an airport in the future it we wish to keep our place in the march of progress and the growth of transportation A group of individuals is now sponsoring a petition which we un- | derstand is destined for the Com- "' mon Council, urging the establish- ment of a field, “possibly on land within the boundaries of the Alix | Stanley gift,” north of the north cnd | park. Their efforts will probably be welght added to the growing realiza- tion that we must eventually have an airport, It is questionable whether it would be advisable to establish an airport in this section, even though it were possible, because of the proximity to | Brainard Field of Hartford. The single thing in its favor in this lo- cation is the fact that there may be enough level land which lies within the city limits, and we should all like to see our flying field located in- ! side of the boundaries. But this is | ! not essential. Flying fields arc more efficient when they are most evenly spaced. | | We would lose a lot of its efficiency were we to place it but a few miles from Hartford's field, leaving a | longer space to the west and eouth without odequate landing facilities and bunching the fields in the north, It is reasonable to suppose that Waterbury and New Haven will have airports as €oon as we do, § not be- fore, therefore it is advisable to place ours somewhere midway between theirs and the one in Hartford. It is obvious that the New Britain field belongs in the wouthwestern part of the city, but there is no level lund large enough in that section. However, It seems possible that New Britain might enter into com- bination with Plainville and South- ington, possibly Meriden as well, and cetablish an airport on land some- where to the west of the Sunset Rock ridges. It is our impression that there is quite a little unde- veloped territory east and south of Plainville and west of New Britain where an airport might be placed without too great expense in buying land and doing what grading might be 1 v. The land would prob- wbly lie within Plainville’s hound- arics, but we doubt if we could do any better in meeting a situation which will have to be some day met. NOTIFICATION AND NF The time draws near for that more or less nonsensical political formality—the formal notification of the candidates that they ]Iik\‘o‘ been nominated for high office by their respective parties. Cannot one | almost see the look of annoyance that will 1lit across the face of both Governor Smith and Mr. Hoover when the front door bell rings, and they sigh and opine that “more company” has arrived. Then just usual, the prohibition orators will | new police chief | town in sixty | in vain, though there will be another | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, AUGUST 4, 1928. MILFORD TURNPIKE MAY HAVE RIVAL | “The Milford turnpike scems des»l tined to have a rival in the Water- bury mountain road,” fearfully pre- dicts the Meriden Record; and after a trip over the road we are inclined ! to admit that therc is such a pos- eibility. The Miiford turnpike, a wide, long stretch of straight road. way, just built for speeding, today boasts the unenviable record of many lives sacrificed to the demon |gods speed and recklessness. Already the Waterbury molmli\illI it. Although cngincers are building | bigger and better roads every year, | road has one death charged against |§ BY ROBERT QUILLEN Free translation of the French word on the menu: “Combined scraps left from luncheon.” About the only organiz | that still contrives to escape govern- ment meddling is crime, A specialist is a man who looks you over, charges you $50, and tells you to have that tooth pulled. Big business isn't so smart. U. Steel it paid 111 million too much taxes in 1918, and you and I wouldn't make an crror like that. the crop of drivers does not improve | ratio. Human nature the fool driver is ever present. This Water- in the same remains unchanged and curves straightened out, offers in one place a steep hill at least a mile lin length. To the carcless, veckless operator this is a direct challenge to | “throw out the clutch and let her * or at least to let the old bus stay in *high.” A few hundred yards | down this hill and no car running free can be kept in control. Applica- {tion of Lrakes meuns swerving off the road or overturning. Shifting gears after the start is made is im- possible. 1 you don't value your own life, remember that others think highly of theirs and shift into second or even low bLefore starting down this dangerous hill. EXTREMITIES Tucked away on an inside column | of the Herald recently wae an item | about a lighthouse keeper on a lone- ly reef off the coast of Panama who, finding the pain of a tooth- ache more than he could bear, set {out in a emall rowboat during a ter- | ritic storm and by flying the British | cnelgn upside down managed to intercept a steamer. He was taken on board, his pain was relieved and | he was again placed in his little boat to return to his lonely vigil. Fate favored him and he reached his station in safety, despite the ele- but who know the awful twinges of a toothache and who but can sym- pathize with that suffering light- house keeper? Under ordinary cir- cumstances probably no sane man would have had the timerity to venture forth in a small boat in such a sea; but driven to desperation by pain and suffering he took the long chance. ed the chances at all, that a merciful oblivion was preferable to a continu- ation of his present suffering. It is |an excellent illustration of the ex. tremities to which a man may be driven by the forces of pain, Our sympathy goes out to the victim and who cannot sigh & sigh of relief | with him that his troubles are over —until the next molar ‘etarts fussing ' up. |AMATEUR BASEBALL WELL | Although there are but twe pro- | fessional ball clubs in this vicinity, the managers of Loth are complain- | DRAWS ing of lack of answer is not hard Britain has too much high class patronage and the to find. New { A hick town is a place where no- body has the crook arrested because so many relatives and neighbors would feel hurt. bury mountain road, with its former | “You can't hold the lcad it you can't think fast.” If only this were | true in a cafeteria, Who ever expected to live to see the time when a woman could say “damn” without seeming that kind lof woman, Athletic girls are wonderful, but imagine a lovelorn swain passionate- ly kissing a snapshot of a muscular dame going over a five-foot hurdle. PAIN DRIVES ) | A quiet resort is a place where there's nothing e¢lse to do until din- ter time except light another cigar- ctte, Americanism: Refusing to care a darn about corruption in high placcs s0 long as you are getting yours, That renewed animation shown by host and hostess as you prep to leave is just their joyous anticipa- tion of relief. You can tell the historic spots at a glance. Seven tourists are group- ed there while another manipulates a kodak. The cheapee the car, the londer | |the horn, The man who yells isn't ments. There are only a few of us|the boss; he's the foreman. aith is the quality that prompts a girl to plant a vine to shicld the Doubtless he thought, if he weigh- | porch swing. “At ieast 50 per cent of the prople are'feeble-minded.” That's right; you can tell by their unquestioning cceptance of statistics like this, Free country: One in which you can do 08 you please if you don’t of- fend reformers and if you pay gang leaders for protection. A snob is a man who feels im- portant because he got a cause he didn't. One fault of the times is that our keen interest in the other fellow’s private husiness scems 1o end when he gets robbed or shot. Correct this sentence: “Ther cight women present,” sald she while any one of them was speaking the others remained silent.” baseball that can be had free. The | cgperight 1928, Publishers Syndicate variows leagucs playing at the city | parks this year all are furnishing a tip top brand of ball and there is hardly a game that is not a thrill- ler. The fans appreciate this and flock to watch these contests, An evening or Saturday afternoon when there are not from two to three | thousand people at Walnut Hill park watching a game is unusual. Of course the success of the leagues 18 unfortunate for the pro- amateur fessionals, but it again Is a case of ;lhfi greatest good for the greatest | number, Walnut Hil park furnishes an 1deal setting and the teams inter- | esting ball games for public enter- tainment. The erection of bleachers at the parks, adds to the comfort of | the spectators as well, NEW TREATY WITH NEW CHINA The promptness with which the United States has negotiated trade |treatics with the new China is in keeping with the best traditions of American generosity and coopera- tion. Undoubtedly some of the for- cign powers who admittedly had Observations COn The Weather “ashington, Aug. for Southern New England: sibly local showers Saturday and Sunday; not much change in tem- perature; gentle southwest winds. orecast for Eastern New York: FFair, continued warm except for possibility of thunder showers in af- Seturday and Sunday; moderate southwest winds. Conditions: Pressure is relative- ly low from northern Lake Huron, southwestward to Iowa and thcnae southwestward to northern Texas. Atlantic coast, High pressure prevails off the south The outlook is for mostly fair and continued warm weather ur- 'day and Sunday in states east of the Mississippi river except for risk of afternoon thunder storms. | | | 25 Ye;r: Ago Today l Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Lincoln of Ber- lin are at Jewell cottage, Sunset college | education or feels unimportant be- | v Have You Had So Far? strain, But we never want to read again A card with “Cross marks my room —do Wish vou'were here to see the Useful? Betty: “What do they do with all the gresidential timber about " Jimmy: of it!” hey make cabinets out —Mrs, Lewis Selders | N { THE FUN SHOP Domestict With reference to the controversy in a neighboring paper on “how do you look at your joh?" one reader | the sight of it! DY Historic who reeently howed to a lady when jasking her for a dance has been | asked if he would mind being placed {in the Smithsonian Institute! PR Toreign The waterspout scen in the Eng- ! {lish channel recently is said to have |been the highest experienced for many yars. verything seems to have gone up since the war! e Social The hide of a rhinoceros, we read, Is somctimes several inches thick. It is just as well, with a facc like that! o .. Scandal { A Turk, aged 27, is to visit Ameriea, paper, he will be hastily | naturalized to enable America to| claim another record!”™ Sense of Humor! First Oak Tree: “Wasn't that lightning the other night simply splitting 2" Second Oak Tree: me that way!"” “Well, it struck —W. T. Jeffords land! From Our Childres Cursest “Mamma,” called Beatrice, my little daughter, one last week. | “What now, dear?” I replied. | Garden of “That lady over there didn't fin- ' ish putting her stockings on, did she? —Mrs. €. W. Bensicker Another Redman Bites the Dust! By Alfred roll | a thrilling moment, pregnant with i a. Tragedy stalked, as thé ave Yankees faced the cunning Indian, looked upon the sceme, par- powerless to help the brave who stood, weaponless, save he have against the sly cunning of | his club, waiting the Indian’s move, gave ns courage and hope. Moments The cruel Indian moved toward his face. The undaunted | Yankee raised his club as if ward off the blow—He swings his club! Tt meets the onrushing mis- sile! And sends it hurtling back tarough the alr—far and away! Ves, sir, “Bab Ruth connected for a home run, and Uhle went to the showers! Death of Jim Murphy Recalls Baseball History With the death of Jim Murphy of Plainville, this section lost the last of three colorful individuals who, [8rrangement. At times there for severat” years, owned the New Britain baseball club, the others be- e holding up beneath the |ing Billy Hanna and Dan O'Neill. Murphy took the team when en- thusiasm over the game ran high. But baseball management required tern discipline and the | ability to show recalcitrant players their place. Jim Murphy was not of the type who could handle his fel- low human beings like numbers on a payroll. To him they were mem- Pa talks bers of the race, just like himaelf, jand he realized as well as anyone that the men he was paving to play {baseball were not giving their best | an iron jaw, of cou apply to all the men who wore the EWS WEEKLY | New Britain uniform but there were | tion. on the team who violated every training rule known to exist and consequently were not often in |coaches and the the pink of condition. n an effort to remedy this situ- says he never does because he hates | ation, team's residence to Plainville so he could keep an eve on the boys o' evenings, But it was physically im- |to death. Tt is rumored that the gentleman ! possible for him to watch them all tribute to the success of the team. While O'Neill was owner cigarettes. He other forms of description of cigarettes was decid- | When the writer was a callow O'Nelll's team. the season opened in 1910, the writ- er went to Electric field to watch the players practice. He atrolled out | “We understand,” says a London | near home plate while batting prac- | this contest? ice was in order. A minute later presence and of his deadly hatred of cigarettes. O'Nelll glowered down on “What's that you've got in your | mouth?” he asked the scribe. “A cigarette,” was the reply. “Young fellow, now let me tell |the grandstand, you something,” Dan said. “I hate cigarettes. So long as I own this' club don't you ever let me see you | Since woman started reducing, | out here auack doctors live on the fat of the | Smoke ‘em in the grandstand if you | wish but don’t you ever come out| on the playing field with one in |w your mouth or in your hand. Do you understand 2" be understood. The eash register tabulate the tintintabulation of the {coius, Murphy hungon and did his bhest to give the money but the tcam was spiritless game started. The fans were loyal Tt was an awe inspiring speetacle, | 1ng wont to the ball yard as long | Britain was a sport tha ands at Elcctric field. Int:nse for a club that he had snatched |, existed petween Hartford v from the ground. What chance did | ynq New i |and quickly sent a missile hurthing | j, Jim Clarkin, | Hartford c¢lub, was never popular in d it is difficult to say whether he or Connery took more roof. abuse from the ardent home town The late Dennis O'Keefe attend- ed most of the games and enjoyed poking fun at the visiting players. | Tom Crook was playing first base O'Keefe shouted him: “Hey Crook.” Tom looked over to the spot where |ess' yacht broke O'Kcefe was sitting and replied with [to devise an emergency a snarl “Well, whadda y'r want?” To which O'Keefe replied: “You're a Crook by name and a crook by " This was too Crook who started on a double gal- lop across the diamond to beat up | his tormentor, prevailed and there was no fight, much to the disappointment of the burban retreat. are following her lead. But that's only one phase of the movement. overwhelmingly in favor of the |smarter hotels are out-doing one an- movem:nt but several residents of |other in their efforts to provide rocf novelties, The really unique achieve- |ment is across the river in Brooklyn | ’ where one of the city's oldest hostel. | ¥OMan believed to be his daughter ries looks directly down on the har- the contest Deputy Sheriff M. D. |bor and the view takes in the en- Murphy tried to introduce Sunday Plainville, where Electric field was located, objected Murphy announced that a Sunday game was scheduled. A short time before the time for —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City ana Its People field. highly cultivated Bridgeport when | tenances. Britain fans were [upward Nearly every ball pitched was driv- en over what ordinarily was right field fence but which became center field fence under the new forced delays when it was necessary for small boys to hunt for balls lost in the gardens and fields beyond the fence. The game was never en- ered in the official score and the writer does not even recall won. Professional never attempted again at Electric Sunday ball was One Way to Capture Honors in Olympiad The American athletes are having |such a hard time maintaining their supremacy in the track and events in the Olympic games that does not | it seems high time for something to be done to bolster up our domina- Just what has gone wrong over in Europe scems to be puzzling Reading their various comments, it would scem that the United States transferred the |athletes are so undertrained they are all worn out much food has nearly starved them Furthermore, they were S0 over-confident that they went in-| escapades did mot con- [to the events frightened stiff, while | panionship and support of a tather the fact that the judges gyp them|for 10 or 20 days would work a Under Billy Hanna's regime the |left and right makes them feel that|greater hardship on his children if New Britain team made a good jthey don't have to try to be handed [he drew no pay while out of em- was not the man to |points. overlook breaches of discipline. But s lived in fear of O'Neill, who had a tongue in his head and «.nd that too Then a pedestrian race could be aware of O'Nelfll's |inserted, the competitors trylng cross a broad track up and down | which crazily swerving automobiles |are dashing. Here again the Amer- ns would have a big advantage {and could, in fact, pick up a cham- pionship team from any section of Bull-throwing would no doubt in- terest Spain, but when from Madrid arrived and found that &moking those things. |its toreadors and picadors had noth- ing to do with the American variety of bull the field would be open and should take all six places. Ward is right; no one can throw the bull like an American. Then there could Murphy took over | the-office, Each {the ownership the club began to|rise from bed at the plstol, dress, failed to | partake of a breakfast consisting of two gobbles of eggs and a fling of coffee, read two columns of a news- fans a run for their | paper, and dash for an imaginary train at the other end of the sta- jand was usually beaten before the |dium. If we couldn’t win any other way, we could at least capture this} event by providing tabloid newspa- as could be expected but the day|pers which none the attendance was | could read. small and Murphy gave up, gelling out to Luke Sinskie. test? Americans are the only peo- its heyday, bascball in New |ple used to this particular food, so pacged | not only would they be able to gob- ble faster but, in all probability, if good, deep berry pies were provided, Britain and the local fans all foreign competitors would fall thought their cup of happiness was the Red Man? Yet his very coolness g1 .4 to overflowing when the col- |25 he stood undaunted, SWINGINE | ors of the Capital Clty aggregation were lowered. Tom Connery, now a .league scout, was And how about a pie-eating con- into them and smother. New York Society Secks Novelty on Roof Tops High society is literally high so- ‘manager | clety in New York these days. d. Hearts beat fast. | o¢ 'tho Hartford team about that |does everything but its motoring on suddenly | i1 and the fans delighted in “rid- " him and his players who did the roofs of the many cloud-piercing apartment houses and hotels that {not take any too kindly to the [have reared up recently along Cen- frank remarks from the bleachers. |tral Park, East River then owner of the|smarter sectors of the city. The current hot weather fad the week-end house party on the Not just anybody's old roof, understand, but one of_those decorated with a swank 10- or 12- room bungalow, a garden, perhaps a tennis court, a terrace, formal shrub- | relatives in Lancaster, Pa bery, cool awnings and such appur- M Tt started when a week-end host- down and she had ment for her descending guests. Her pent-house, overlooking East River, provided the answer and, what with much for |a theater party, a horse-drawn drive through Central Park and other urban frills, she cleverly com- But calmer heads bined the attractions of the city with the refreshing atmosphere of a su- Many others now cases coming into police court, thei are children concerned. Fathers ov' large families, committing offences of various kinds, sometimes think of the effect of their actions on the little ones and are genulnely sorry when they come to their senses, but many other instances are on rec- ord, in which no thought appears to have been given to anyone or any- thing for the time being. In the long histery of police court there have appeared cases which were plainly demonstrative of the contemptible practice of hiding bee hind innocent children, but seldom, it ever, have the magistrates been deceived. If absolutely necessary, ways can be found to provide proper care for children who would other- wise suffer through neglect and privation, and while the court hesi. tates to take action which would separate parents and children, it is equally as quick to stamp out any attempt to use a family condition as a permanent shield behind which to hide unlawful activities. Frequently the question of econ- omics makes itself felt when cascs are heing disposed of, because money penalties necessarily vary in severity in proportion to the con- ditions of the times. Men earning $30 per week and having seven de. pendents to feed and clothe often deserve to be fined $10 and costs, amounting to $15 or $20, but their children would suffer through en. forcement of the penalty consider- ably more than they would if the wage earner was in a position to make $75 or $100 in the same time it took him to earn $30, Likewise, to deprive a family of the com. ployment than if the family had a Learned as these expositions are,!steady income, w it would seem that they are futile, S vncthep the healor What we need now is a guide to the | like Babe Ruth uses!future, one which will prevent us from falling into the same pitfalls discipline was rigorously maintain- (in 1932. Since the games that year ed. Dad had a deep contempt for |Will probably be held in this coun- did not object to [try, we point out that the best way smoking but his [to win them is to take advantage of our position as hosts and insert some new events at which we cannot lose. A subway jam should prove a cer- he was official scorer for [tain victory. At the pistol all com- A few days before | petitors would fly at an open sub- way car door, and the first one seat- ed would be the winner. r nation has had such training in, the house was about home or in jail, Under no circumstances do the Jjudges of the court dispose of a case without ascertaining the home conditions of the principal. There are some men, however, who are in court so often that their intimate secrets are known to everyone con- nected with the administration of Justice. Their records date back for years and the court does not waste time dealing with them, for previous investigations generally have re. vealed the family history and pro- vided the officials with the informa- tion necessary to the handling of the cases. BELIEVE BODY 1 BARBARA MAUGER'S Police Think They Have Igep- titied Girl Philadelphia, Aug. 4 (P —Althe positive identification was lackir. police and other investigators he« were of the opinion today that the body of a young woman found slain in the hills near Hollywood was that of Miss Barbara Mauger, 19-year-old daughter of a railroad brakeman of this city. The fact that Miss Mauger left here scveral months ago with Rus- scll St. Clair Beitzel, who is under arrest in Los Angeles charged with murder, however, strengthened the belief that she was the victim. Deitzel 18 the son of Mrs. Catherina Deitzel of York, Pa., and is wanted here on charges of deserting his wife and embezziement. Credit Man Beltzel was assistant credit man. ager of a Philadelphia department store and ,according to the police records, fled in the summer of 1927 With Miss Mauger, at that time - a cashier in the same store. At that time officlals of the store said Beit- el was short $1,100 n his accounts and that he also owed an additional $1,000 for articles purchased for himself and Miss Mauger. The girl's accounts were found to be in order, A few days after their disap. pearance police said that Miss Mau- ger had written her parents that she and Beitzel were on their way to South America. Beitzel's wife and two children, after remaining in Philadelphia for several months, went to the home of Mrs. Beitzel's Over the telephone last night, Mrs. Beitzel sald that her separation from her husband was due to friendship for Miss Mauger. The obtained a court order for support and this was furnished, she said, until last fall when it ceased. She has heard nothing from her hus- band since. Bhe said she would not &0 to his assistance. “L had hoped that sometime I would hear that ne was dead,” she sald, “but I never dreamed of his being in a predicament like this. I knew he was going with the Mau- ger girl. Her father begged me to diverce Russell so that his daughtep could marry him.” Mauger was cclebrating his birth- day when informed that a young had been murdered. “Barbara didn’t know that Rus- ach, for the month of August. i Stockwull of this city entered the [tire sweep of Manhattan's light.[®¢ll Was married,” Mrs. Mauger ngularly he Central Labor union will hold | gate and declared that no game [sprinkled skyline, The roof has been [53!d- “He never told her and he lover. One can readily imagine that that will flit across their faces when treaties in the past will not take 100 a mecting tonight to decide whether could he played. He explained cour- |converted into a faithful copy of a|R®Ver told us when he visited here, the errant lover realizes that Kipling they are actually acquainted with kindly to America’s action. It puts it will stage a cclebration on Labor | & — - teously that he had no personal in- |transatlantic liner's promenade deck. When she went away with him I was iight. This action 92Y: ferest in the matter but had been | Waiters glide about in the crisp | Ereatly surprised, for he had always he mayor has received a chal- How Time Fliest directed by his superior at Hart- |white uniforms of sea-going stew- | Peen straightforward and frank.” from Bristol, asking for a ford to prevent the contest. Murphy |ards, there is a ship's rail instead of Wanted to Retum t game with a team represent- Very Remarkable! replied that he had scheduled a [the conventional balustrade, life pre-| “T imagine that the trouble was two sur- rebellion. When China was called | ing New Britain. He says he will try What is the most re.|game and it would be played. The [servers are lashed along the wai#; |caused by Barbara’s wishing to re. | prised men will not be unlike an in- upon to pay cnormous indemnitics !0 PICK ub a team for a game dur- thing you ever heard?” ing team went to bat and the|a funnel rears realistically In the lu‘r: ‘?‘thilndelphh." her father {dant: that ‘oocrved af &l maeting |all thoe wier pewers aitacted Sotapt |, L 0 b Ol HoTe eek : “Well, once 1 heard a|New Britain team took the ficld. |center of the tables and a ship's bell [#aid. “She was bound to get home- 1“ v | R. C. Merwin and Virgil M. Pal- | convereation that sounded just like | The deputy sheriff went to home tolls the quarter hours. sick and want to come back.” S0 Americans lack imagination do ot the Third Ward Republican elub ed theirs, whereas the U. 8. return- fnier attended the annual outing of | the ones you read in the magazine |plate and stood there, his position |’ All of the better hotels have| When Beitzel first came to Phila- they? Ever sample any of this home- held at old Schuetzen Park a num- ed that given them, the only string the Connecticut Brick Manufactur- ! advertisements'” interfering with the batter. Finally |transferred their dining activities |delphia he was receiving compensa- I ber of rs ago. One of the then attached being that the money was €S’ a ation at Cosey beachy —Mrs, Charles T. Scheffer Infler considerable argument a bur- |aloft. tion from the government, having sma’ hours to annoy her erstwhile imagine the look of startled surprisc most favorable trade was right when he commented that the fact that they have been chosen them in a bad “hell hath no fury like a woman as the standard bearcrs of their |however, paralkels that of the scorned” and we imagine that his respective partiest 703 AL 4 tho Althe O ke Boxer | tellow swmoke-eaters are ardently| And the reaction of the praying for a reconciliation, made beer? grecthetios Grolibwon s ool 6108 wpeditor S e lon o i v lhlll‘:d;u:l»‘..r,x.‘noo.\’:;w«mcd that New TABLE TRIOLETS ':;!?r‘:; h:';em:;:]r;e ':\!onn\:"m;:;:;:: Children Often Save :‘Yt‘»::u::r t.".'ia"z'& 1‘;"::41::;:’: En route from Bangkok to New ed upon for a speech. Stimulating These moves by the American Re- Rritain hold a regular celebration By Carl Hilder Their Parents From Jail civil engineer in the employ of the York is a sacred lizard. Are not the | surpriec, he arose and remarked, public cannot but strengthen the when the new sewerage system is 4 Probably no agency known to the | government and that in a fall from Gotham hotel lobbics crowded | hesitatingly, “Gentlemen, 1 did not repute of this country in the E police and court officials saves law an airplane several years ago re- enough as it is? I expect to be called upon for a speech |and is a most fitting answer to some S L do children. Day in and day out, this afternoon whereupon he |of the world powers that have harp- | i, rned until August 28. Did you make it alone? cases come before the court as a re- TAITS BECOME CITIZENS The Brockton blonde bandit | dug deeply into an inner pocket, out ’L‘!l long and inc antly on charges At the coming National Guard | Was it really your own? — sult of police activity, or through Five members of one family were knows how to be a bold robber and came a prepared speech and he was | of “American greed” and desire for camp, Co. 1 of this city will be the ! "Tis the best joke I've known, Getting Started Tn Tife! complaints by wives or neighbors of | nmong those who filed applications vet remain a lady. She recently rob- off. only novice company, as it has had| T'm prepared to say, ever, Merrivale '95: “Now that you're junruly men, nad when the evidence | to-be made voters at yesterday's ses- 3 A i ; no previous camping expericnce. | Was it REALLY your own? in the world you'll begin to appreci- | has been weighed and the records|sion of the registrars. They are PRl A yictiiion i ouRt SURp ) MLIESUIE Shack 16 e notificas Lieut-Col. A. I. Thompson is a| How delightfully clever! ate those old college ties.” of the offenders considered, nothing | members of the Tait family of 256 watch and cash. 8he left him his tion affair. If cither Gov. Smith or| In England, where dogs are al- |committee appointed by the state P. - Gardner *28: “Don’t 1 know it? [but jail sentences seems adequate.| Maple street, who were admitted trousers. . Mr. Hoover, on this auspicious occa- [lowed to roam front gardens after |O. 8. of A. to revise the state con- At His Own Breakfast Table 1 haven’t had enough to buy a new | Yet, the first thought of the judge |citizens last month. Applications !g,on, would juet make a speech de- |dark. postmen on the round fre- |stitution. One of the Important|T asked for the bread. tie since Commencement!” always is for the dependents, es-|will be rcceived up to October §, Nobile was hissed as he went!clining the honor—Ah, that would quently endorse letters “Def: loose | changes will be the increasing of Why pass the butter? —Jesse Wilders pecnally the children. after which the registrars will meet A in garden” and hold them bmck for [the convention representation from | Oh, do use your head. (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Although not a fixed condition, it | with the selectmen and town clerk through Norway. Who are those who | be news! morning delivery. 25 to 30, 1 asked for the breads YOU heard what I said! Do 1 mutter or stutter? I asked for the Lread, WHY pass me the butter? By At Someone Else’s Dinner Table The committee investigating the | Was it really your own? ractions of the fire board has ad-| How delightfully clever! world domination. Forbidden) is a fact that in the majority of |to admit electors, . A