New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 2, 1928, Page 6

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Times | Square: Schults's Newsstands, Eatrance | Grand Central, ¢2nd Btreet. | P information for the wilde of South a dispatch that Interesting fistiana from America comes in Luis Angelo Firpo, "Wild Bull of the Pampas” 1s going to attempt & “corneback” and that he has already approached Tex Rickard on the sub- ! said b aeé though the minority party is go- ing to have h back of it this year than herctotore | Nutt's estimate is based upon the more amount used g0 plus abouy a million the addition of voters to the rolls. Obviously, four years dollars hecause nl‘ some 12,000,000 then, it is figured that it takes about a dollar to veach with the essential propaganda 12 voters. Which, as we fore, 1s not too much contemplates the hich candidates vith the pre when t andidates <. running sional ndous cost home, Probahl trouble to figure expenses of an elec- into consideration | the sheriff, with donation 1o his party, state offices, suc whose costs are corre- pond ore and into the na- | tional of sentatives in Con- grees and ser ey must be overwhelming. Yet only a with all of this money spent comparatively smazll propor tion of voters get to the polls Apathy reigns in many elections, it may the and than take the not in one to co: usually not a g half of the trouble to register a at many more anchised enfr choice at the polle The risng costs of elections is de- Ithan a ! heaters. It | urday night !¢xcepting for one thing, that being |day of rest stretches | He provably feels in contrary decision ut & mceting of the members interes considerable There is room for the proposition, as is coneerned, less during afternoon argument over far as the winter time where was much the closing is warranted for many of the summer. Saturday jocal merchants during the dog days when the thoughts of most everyons who owns a car or can get-a ride one, and there are few outside of | two catezorics, are turning i the seashore or the country. he same rocess 0f reasoning (turday evening is also a good time | ay closed. Many concerns did | take in encugh n to pay ville, let alone their hghting hire the evenings when | the clientele might easily get to the shore for a week-end However, in the winter automobile ling becomes a necessity rather pleasure and 1s seldom in- dulged in for long trips, even though “the man who owns one™ | might possess a closed car with is reasonable to suppos radio would be Saturday nighte. they | of the | good as Sat- hat much abroad more on clement People must go somewhere, cannot home all Friday night is emain at tine for shopping purposes, | that the prospective anoth hopper in all half day of | him the next day, He likelihood hae work ahead ot hes must rise early and therefore w to retire a tritle earlier than when a ahea® of him. | much better | mood on Saturday evening than land yet as Jumb as he thinks his Fects and Fancies Liberty is a great privilege, but nearly all forms, thank goodness! can be enjoyed without holding your nose Ilorida lots should be a good buy, now they're selling at $2. The al- ligators on them are worth that eh: Shop Editor, care of (he New Britain Herald, and your letier will be forwarded to New York. The danger of electing a town- | born president is that historical so- cieties will have too many apar nent houses 1o preserve. ROTATION OF CROPS! Though the field of politics to us looks dry as blazes, There never is shortage in the or- ators it raises, wonder what would happed if they seeded it with jokes And with the hose of humor tried to hecrigate it, Folks! Nature doesn't when vou observe the ple to whom she entr ot parenthood seem o grand | kind of peo- s the duties We cditor is one & clever A typical ma, who yearns for azine stuft that are, SOME DISADVANTAGES : “I hear Judith's new rich and elderiy. : Vivian: “Ye a case of to have 4 and too old!” TINKER, TAILOR 7 (A CRid’s Guide to the Profe =y By Dorothy Davenport - s The Financier Financiers have to be fathers Because of the stories, you know; I can’t think how Daddy would ever get o it wasn't for me and Virginia and John And fairy Dad always knows when company is expected. Daughter remembers to put on the butter knife The most enjoyable ning consists on repo tree and telling Geor it part of gar- ng under a o ioias ~tales all in a ror. We tell lim such wonderful stories That nobody knows when the) old, Ot underground caverns where no- body’'s been, And T have an 1sland all siver and green, Or else it 1s silver and gold. Philosophy is the comforting real- ization that weeds look about as green as grass if you Kkeep them | mowed. A career isn’'t much better than a twa-by-four hushand, however, if “Cook. are you? Indeed not. waffle-designer! up from the bootlegging industry to the prohibition laws who, by the use of guns, bombs and other violent means seek to control the illicit sale If all the world's a stage, and|of liquor in certain defined territory all the men and women players, |and drive out their competitors. where do the audience and the or- Q. 1Is Clara Bow married? chestra come from? A. No. S Q. What does the eagle on (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction United States currency symbolize? Y¥orbidden) A. Might and courage. Q. Was Thomas Jefferson a Protestant or a Catholic in his youth? A. He was raised a Protestant. Q. What kind of government has Japan? A. A constitutional monarchy. Q. What does the National tomobile Chamber of rate as the Cadillac? A. 351, Q. How far from the earth is the star Antares? A. It is distant 250 light vears. A light year is the distance traveled by light in a year, traveling at the rate of 186,324 miles per second. Q. How much is a Polish worth in United States money? QUESTIONS ANSWERED A. 11.22 cents. E You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tiditor. Mother R. Commerce horsepower of the Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Aug 2.—Forecast for Southern New England: - Fair to- night and probably Friday: not much change in temperature: gentle to moderate southwest winds Forecast for Eastern New York: Fair in south, showers in north por- tion tonight Friday showers in north and fair followed by showers in afternoon or night in south por- tion. Slightly cooler in central and north portions Friday. Gentle southwest winds. Conditions: An area of high Q How much are privates pald in the Australian and Canadian armies? A Australia pays month, and Canada pays i month, . hat is the meaning of the French phrase "Sans peur et sans $43.50 a $33 a I'm lhe}denllnl!e that class of violators of | Au- | and generally above normal from the west plains states eastward tq the Atlantic coast regions but ar lower over the Rocky mountain states and the Canadian northwest. Conditions favor for this vicinit fair weather with slightly highei temperature. Temperatures yesterday High BT R e | Atlantic City . Ciean AR Boston .. i S IButkale . Lo T | Chicago S et B | Cincinnati . e S Denver e ) T L Duluth { Hatteras . Jacksonville Kansas City {Los Angeles Miami inneapolis Nantucket New Haven ew Orlean New York | Northfield. Vit Pittsburgh Portland, Me, Hoiemen Relieve Aching Fee Policemen who stand on their feef all day say that when they get hom they like to bathe their feet in Sylpho-Nathol solution—one tea spoonful to a quart. It relieves th soreness and ache. Instantly taks out the sting and stops the burnin Ends callouses, bunions, corns. Re: freshing in bath, too, Get Sylphe Nathol at all dealers. ‘plorahl& Possihly a lhittle more in- Ject. pressure over the southern states Luis, or Angelo, alwa colorful boy and he might aid in the ballyhoo should Tex decide to take him on as a match for another con- tender, Possibly the drooping gate receipts could be revived with Firpo to work on and the master of ballyhoo. one Rickard, at the sending end of the bunk line. it often happens, fhe this particular Unless, as public is tired of press agent's line. A Washington judge that “nice people” are not immune from drunkenness or the padlock if | the place where they are inebriating is caught. has ruled | He admits that the term is rela- ' tive and people” do not get drunk. “nice — | Ergo; Nice people will not be pinched for drunkenness Because they do not drink " would lessen them has made him | caused | nas tost terest on the part of the electorate INCARCERATED FOR | ANOTHER'S CRIME | Never has the adage “better to free a thousand gmlty men than to | send one lows™ been innocent man to the gal- | better exemplified than in the case of a Califorma man who | Oakland | of vagrancy | recently appeared in an court on John W the presiding judge that 19 months confinement in charze Preston by name, he told | Quentin prison | “get out of step” with San society and the The carceration world in general. unfortunate part of the in- was that it followed a crime he never committed. Mistaken identification of his finger prints his conviction despite his protestations of innocence. Two terme of five years to life each were imposed. He was pardoned after the error was discovered Preston was 22 years old when he after three years he entered San Quentin and now being out of prison confidence in himself “Times are hard, Judge,” he ex- plained, “and 1 can’t seem fo get a Friday evening, with a half day of {1oating at home behind him and no | work on the morrow ! The psychology of trade is an un- with us, |\rnlvr.hl,\'l bhetter re in the mental reactions | familiar eubject the merchants are versed than we of their customers the final mains the With them yrcvsi decision, with them re- | paying | But respongibility of the piper if they are wrong. even then, we venture to assert that | New Britain is not yet quite as | metropolitan as many of us think and an adoption of metropolitan | be carefully etudied before the ultimate step is taken. methods must EASY MONEY, GREAT 1DEA, AND HOW! and the is really a woman quealer” and for that no other, it is hardly likely that the The who real he-man woman despises reason. Califormia dry agent's proposal to pay private individuals for tips lea ing to the discovery of liquor viola- | [tions will meet with favor anywhere. According to this agent’s great hrain effusion, home worker may receive from §5 to 3200, for a sin tip a depending upon the value of the | it's a two-hy-four carcer. 5 He listens and listens and listens And 1 fancy he writes them all down But the one that I'm certain he likes to be told Ts my lttle island all For he tells it to town Americamism: Prating of equal- ity; feeling offended 1f the waiter | doesn’t seem conscious of inferiority. | £till, it takes a lot for America to denounce the Rolsheviks because they let the children run wild, ver and gold, of nerve people domn Our Daddy's s0 good at pretending, And so are the people he knows; fe make them pretend that the island is true, And some of them wanted to buy it (wonld yon?); But it's only pretend, T suppose. It doesn't pay to talk too much. | Man's opinion of woman confesse the kind of wife he got. The airplane uses 40 per cent of its power 10 go ahead and 60 per cont just to stay up above the crowd. So financiers have to be fathers How like the neighbors! P GRENCIEIE I Becanse of the stories, you see; Oh, 1 don't know how Daddy ‘would ever get on It it wasn't for me and Virginia and John But especially, ‘specially ME! IT FREQUENTLY HAPPENS Norion: "1 hear that Robinson married a girl with a degree of Bachelor of Arts, and now he finds that he got st 2 Reynolds (langhingly): sting isn't unusual If you've talked to a man smugly conseions of his superior righteonsn you understand why Cain did it to Abel B vs zirls drink a lot, he > has in the course of five ¥ ctually seen three girls take a drink. ever, “Well, A. . Bemmen. They ought really to call some of them hLooty parlors! UrP THE LADDER By Walter G. Carloss Even the lordly lfon might be reproche”? reproach”. Q How many millien in billion? A, One thousand tion pictures in 19272 the most to produce? Tilm Daily Year Book are Geste”; “The Big Parade”, Price Glory”. “The Flesh™, B Hur", Heaven”, “Chang”, Devil", the costly. Ben Hur was tionality are they? A, Jadwiga is a name from the Polish and means a ‘“war refuge’. “to show forth peace'. the Ball"? A. Charles K. Harris. Association? A. Anna Jarvi street, Philadelphia, Pa. Q. What are Bluenoses? have been given that nickname. Q. What does the name A Without fear and without a|the Mississippi river. Q. What were the ten best mo- ‘Which cost A. The ten best pictures in 1927, according to the nationwide poll of critic’s votes conducted for the 1928 “Beau “What Way of All “Seventh “Underworld”, “‘Resurrection” and “Flesh and the most Q. What do the names Jadwiga and Kasmira mean and what na- feminine first (Teutonic) Kas- mira is German Slavic and means Q. Who wrote the song “After Q. Who founded Mother's Day | and the Mother's Day International 2031 North 12th A. The people of Nova Scotia Mar- continues to dominate the weather conditions in most districts east of The western disturbance is central this morning over Nebraska and Iowa and pres- sure is low in a trough extending from the far northwest northeast- ward over the plains states to the upper Mississippi valley and upper lake regions. Showers occurred over scattered districts in the northern Mississippi valley and east to the north Atlantic coast. Temperatures continue moderate RELIEF FROM CURSE OF CONSTIPATION A Battle Creek physician says, “Constipation is responsible for more misery than any other cause.” But immediate relief has been found. A tablet called Rexall Or- derlies has been discovered. This tablet attracts water from the sys- tem into the lazy, dry, evacuating bowel called the colon. The water loosens the dry food waste and causes a gentle, thorough, natural movement without forming a habit or ever increasing the dose, Stop suffering from -onstipation. Chew a Rexall Orderlie at night. Next day bright. Get 24 for 25¢ to- day at the nearest Rexall or Ligget Drug L] &K ,“ Lv. New Britain - - Lv. Bristol - 4] Lv. Waterbury - _ 718 Due New York(*G.C.T.) 9:28 R 2% oas es—TLower Level Special Coach Tral The NY NH &H R.R.C§ W _ evidence, If it leads to no arrest, | Prowbeaten by his cubs and his| Jack was born a homeless orphan { iorie mean? AWihich anust be quite a &hock o (Aob: 1 donit want foisay my prisony ol 2 S " mate it he shaved oft his natural |in the late nincties, His father was| ™y, "It is Gaelic and means “a Ahink they ave Itsas (e S HOLDE D) el sculine adornment. a railroad man, having been rail- oo % T don't | What a make a livin — roded to Sing Sing. His mother Q And what complications Shorts ma never recovered. No, the lnsur:;!un A cover. If they'd wear them a little | Company said it was a poor policy. WOl ng s longer, they could sit down without | People freely predicted that Jack be just 4 bit being so frantic, would come to an untimely end. _—— ————————————————— VACATION FUN record has damned me but lot of ople who peop way to Who are the real Yankees? Originally the people of New England. Later the word was given a wider meaning to cover the whole of the northern states of eastern ssive stages of life confirmed | ryjreq States. Abroad all Ameri- these neighborly prophecies; street|cancare termed “Yankees”. editor. 111 "' (tan Canadians rightly be was his nice made me lose confidence. ; & { . rantic effort to seem to have it any more."™ on ntie 1 On the owes you a debt” the the FLIERS COME DOWN Two flights over the ward the continents of North South America to grief terday, marking one and perhaps two more failures ' to chalk up aviation on transoceanic flights. 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Succe &0 long as he has enough reward 10 of the cathedrals, clusive mistress for violating, of his | =T He tried his luck bootlegging. but this senfence: ““The ra-|went inte bankruptey. The license o e Toert 6d Wridse (b mambais Oio stutionslEenioy anostisati e, took all of the profits. His|ipe United States and therefore are appears to us ' NCI8 8 S “are the ones whose announcers t grew hard. At 35 he Was al,jieng or foreigners. [ be little piqued if one of ihout being mistreated .’ lure. He bought a saxophone, and | " q = when were trade dollars au- l Preston in o custody of his wife came should care T o laiia why brother what {8 oartainly )| 1 wish you good luck “do™ all Unquestionably it difficult the ¢ = = = = CLIP COUPON HERE - e -— - pay hin some And They are not American citi- zens and do not owe allegiance to matter to decide debt lowes to Preston. It that it is more than against justiSwhat VACATION EDITOR, 1322 New York Avenus, Washington Bureau, New Britaln Herald, ‘Washington, D. C. l own account would not the! Coircet amount of the Franco, who started from Cadiz on I want a copy of the bulletin VACATION FUN, and enclose herewith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. § postage stamps, or coin to eover postage and handling costs: | a round the world trip, got but an good luck” and hour on his w: ed to from his start paring to continue needing a Copyright 1928, Publishers alencia” was the only tune helyporized and for what purpose? Syndicate could blow. People didn't like it. A - When the night was at its dark- est Hel:n opened a new night club, stimulating the “Dawnite,” She gave Jack a Orient. good job as special officer. At last| "0 "Uio s the area of a triangle he had arrived. A determined ? The New Britain Liquor Dealers’ He is called the “Protector of | 4 "Ry multiplying one half of association is after Prosecuting ) AMer R Lite.” the base by the altitude. about ' Azent Kirkham to prosecute a man Q. What is the meaning of hus been selling liquor from | e - - - - — - — - - to house. They say that, if | A It is a term that has camal The Toonerville Trolley That Meet s All the Trains. By Fontaine Fo them, new pair of the dismissal of a plaint. An | state vagrancy com- | v when he was forc- fescend scarcely 100 He is probably pre- flight They were authorized by Congress in 1873 for the purpose of the stockings, casually traded a bit appropriation from the 25 Years Ago Today miles information for the ) wherewithal? legislature the apears to be in somewhat in commerce Wwith NAME Truly, a wonderful system | i | | | and | development. i with the portion to injustice inflicted | STREET AND NUMBER e esee Pt e om0t B n ¢ owes 430S I SumOR MR I ary ... CemssieeeomecsTonsbbene obe s id balitd aompotmmnal I s i capable ot unlimited after repairs to his cngine are mads order. But even at the little town of Huel rould e S0 ¢ ged b . E o S e a e Why could it not be so enlarged and e STAT - st 000 om s 2OvOERED the stigma vad extended h evel wdy ¢ d live from ithie name of & peson whohas | C ended thatieveryhody: could Jiv 1 am a reader of the Herald. alleviate the It is a delicate Captain Courtney fiy to sibly faces the loss of his plane, al- though it appeurs that he i3 riding on the equipage which waes desig air, He lett the the from who planned to on the rewards of telling been ads q in prison or suf- ada from the Azores poe- anada from th ¥ everybody else—a sort of cndless Who fering endured but house ain affair, | hous lem which. neventheless, shoulq | €hain affair. the R CROWD RISES FOR NATIONAL ANTHE | Fravel in ' will be 10,000 Hquor dealers in New | Britain within a few years, Licut. Col. A. L. Thompson, who | member of A. W. Harvey lodge | and who is as well posted on lod matters as any man in town, said! e TP DAL NI B e PRI W Tas e e roea D g oN MAIN ST. 1N EFAST TooNERVILLE THAT MEREHANTS Sl i e oF TEN WALK ALoNG AND TRANSACT BUSINESS WITH THE PASSENAERS be solved | - THE. PROGRESS O OLYMPIC GAMY Cpresen The surface of the sea on the THEA 1 for the Azores yesterday and | ada, gland, uring night came radio n % d | 1France or any other foreign coun- try custom of standing during the sages him asking for ance, npres o with the Crsi though he stated he was in 10 Olympic Games 1B 9 i i e immediate great deal of danger, Several o bk i " . " ling of the national anthem; but her were rushing toward him at this dilicu achieving wins in the writing and the in Ameriea, now that the war en- L S T e iy Which has 13,000 members in - good standiy the raise in | national anthem e Ii wnsed by the de- ern lodges, Viee-President A, J. Sloper of the | Old Home Week committee told a Herald reporter this morning that he | f favorcd having the celebration go | ¥ and surprising over until next year, \; dicnee Hev. Lyman 8 Johnson took office today as New Britain's first proba- tion officer. He was given a chair ina body ! ¥oat able in court this thusiasm is a thing almo; rgotton, est—the vari- 2 the playing of the this paper n though our The British luck pursue him in his endeay EOeS TR PY is a linguency of we lead in tone of e signal for nothing more thin aviator fortable Hlty grine exchanged between com- Mongd ors 1o POINts there is Sonul o ons, However last ¥ night ake 01 tlight the w . S o 1 om th % R 1gh 7 2 e in a Hartford theater the national e has be Azores eince 1t s nearly a He has been in A I A played which date arrived ! ! nclu that final and has made i vhich there is |23 it may seem, the entire om § many at- which there is ; e trose. Perchanc fact that the 1 ot coutort Willia 19 1 the tempts to take since American 1 wae there the liwyers' but morni them heing unsuccesstul ictory of Per Mecl, front the oper comthing to with it 100 and anical dificuities still litil The workmen's committee denies Y B ¥ Jot. Such 'hat any of the 43 striking molder fine. applay T D He e : hate ned to P. & “orhin's. shoul first arrest has been made for iolation of the new state that a for the registering of au mobilcs and the - displaying of the zist n number 1i0dy council’s three-day lawn will open tomorrow cvening urich lnwn at Lafayette and There will he a con- Columbia minstrels, scension tonight rlc by Professor Pa- Dencing free. Good crowd di It ois a of acropla t much The ga Progross ached the tore Euphoniously Speaking? “Who was out at vesterday 2" Hicks with sticks, and lassies with rather more than engine while on Deming: the | rry | with clubs, lem, we not dubs bras- d 35,000 for a new wall to we are skeptical H. 1 PUNCH BOWL Thurn tiiough as lived too long our fly 100 casily, eve ks un even we improved at it Fr 2 meetin “America prohibition, lion lies.” the | T e ) abont. hut have a when th report of a temperance will since the adoption of music. | has saved twelve mil- CHANBER OF COMMERTE AND JIS CLOSING HOUR 1,000,000 TOR HOOVER R. Nutt to publican exiipiiz cided that ractions also. counterfoits of pecun ward. 1t v rattled off Provinee odain pington WILL be of b tin pas ey exponen silver colored sub- . e about AT & erbert Hoo pr lent ot t T L 1 « A toas an at . Herber 3 ind dollars. oherty and another lo- rly camouflaged as a United e ) gering some of the « four 1 Sigics Wheeler Haven no-" far ot dispiaving > was awarded lity of design.” roit (Mich.) News unde nd, being Tn this| partical . ive! sum comparisor L New 1 ta en nentle apnanr A Lt tern Maker! Where are you work- Cures Philion ness Ads in < e ballots or a'pighly esteemed for prod; Mabarta and quickiy 1 Wisai- 20 great, Domocratic cating ¢+ numhers and will hour. thouz “with by the author nndoubtedly be fortheoming Carlton before a great while, presumably ovorthrown Hughes rant.” net N Humphrey ‘At the De Luxe Restau- they will also be large as it appears, by a don ance of re at Block Island. | 1ana famity 2 -