New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 31, 1928, Page 8

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Eatrance Tork st | We'll count that days as lost When William Allen White Fails to i0ose a holocaus In attgmpt Al Swmith to shight Wl count that day as lost jen Tunuey does not spe And promise, 4l whatever cost Hel talk nest week, We'll count day as lo When in the daily Political hokum is not The 1 news tossed farmer 10 beinuse others, 113 in indicted Yok » Guinan, among number has been Viter night club raids in New el yostion nd the of st 1hat to th Tex she ds in aimilur celubrated train equully famous con- ductor it You probably remember that ene —Off agin, on IS telegram in which the conduetor 1 agin, gonv agin, innegan,” was the burden of the ported the second. or third, wreck of his career. author of U “Give girl a zreat big hand rhal The littly the variations. phrase the ean play me tune with “Out pin. Guainan.” We hibition squad etints off the a SUppPos: ey ting pro- pad- locking trip they first hunt up Tex's on new addre Tie Herald recently printed a Chi- cago dispateh stating that gangsters and bootleggers bullete., declines there are using It to poisoned - erstwhile customer buy their poisoned booz at w profit—to tiu 1 with poiconed bullets at a profit—to the gungster—they'il presented undertaker, A Toledo news item tells of & man Kissing Reckless driving, his own wil the forms b arrested for while driving. ar judge riled. There some of reckless driving that shouid discouraged more thun tiat, it even grinned last ball into seldom smiles, §t fe said, he oolid but we'll w r W hile Thursday. I nding a dusbied at e a essenger hoy stands and handed him Tou this am, This what exeentive rou e v ball you." boy s abl into the without T thar sredit dided gum To the of - president, it the Vi preterred s may e youn twh he could lidee. And ein olidge is not & candidats tor office Lis motive cannot be mis- understood How nd N N oW sonor rise up i dater overed that years dis Gosernor canth Smi when calloy York in 1l onee introd Lt 1 Horrors! prioner Sy Treet iart is complained teatn shoyele That in son i e he conid wurronndings mov no doubt he aneciseo’s poliee report iwws that arrests for drunkenr 1910 The have broken all records sines Calitorni Ia shaken, However, s faith in paohit ha ion probully Wit not grape pricee what they are i is difficult to how it conld i TALRING SUNSE CouLIbae) ot e nn Jcmorial in hut ot noiied sl urpris re I its utterances. ! covery of the semhland and the al- was not the faintest trace of party politics in his talk. The rcpublican | distinctly hard te enferce. Should he atteinpt to enforce it we would be interested to notc the disposition of the test case. campaign and the republican can- didate alike were taboo in his re- marks and thus this presidential of other Le classed as not- speech, unlike so many FAMOUS SLOGANS' IN POLITICS The Pathfinder, a partisan publication emanating from Washington, devotes part of & column in & recent issue to a discus- |sion on famous slogans, stressing the {fallure of some and the strength of others. In order to get a mental kick out of campaign quotations however, will furnish some instance, ! presidents’, may bafional Yaens uble more for its omissions than for While the president Lave been a bit off in some of his fucts Hay concerning the gallant churge of the 262nd Minnesota volunteer infantry it Getiysburg as well as his views on the inevitability of the sectional {the past vear strife, the fact pewains that the re- classical examples. For | When has there been a quotation By | |a leading American that has been so ! | universally quoted as *T do not choose to run,” issued almost @ year | ago by Coolidge? Then too, what ! more terse and meaning statement could there have been to the question Al Smith said | be remembered that Governor reply to [the question he changed Lis mind on the matter of | \nodification of the cighteenth, | Then too, there muy he a tinge of | humor from these campaign state- | ments, orge Olvany, titular head of Tammany, most total eradication of sectional teling, as expounded by the speak- or, meets with general approval. It may be regarded s especial th ntial campaign significant, on eve of u great si that the chief “xeentive of this great nation declar- «d that any pigmy minded individual whatever political faith who tries when T have not.” 1t wi Smith's statement was in of o to resort to the stirring up of racial whether had smotions to further the candidate will quickly interest of the or scctional of h the faith and he seeks to sway. Harking back a bit 10 one of recent add ane cannot but think it also signifi- nds Lo public M temember G Coolidge's other when | testitied before the senate committes cunt that he declared, in effeet, th | investigating penses? The tiger chief sald “Tam- preconvention ex- political parties do not muke pros- perity. No more truthiul and honest . p o go.5 not take part in politics. statement was ever made by any into class When, in I calmly de- Coolidge himself almost [the samie came president. Political make ullacy parties do not That discard his last or hreak prosperity the bugaboo of n ge 1o congress, he elared “Employment (The Teapot Dome trial furnished a { pithy one sinclair's lawy M. W. Littleton, referred to Senutor Thomas Walsh, the prosccutor of thy Mattie” the movies runs | his “Nobody asked s gone info the is plentiful.” wlong wiin tarifl other years, when SPORTE The Monday™ Grday in o couple of wajor sporting S ABROAD nited States found “blue inquiry, as a “meddlesome truc to its tradition yes- |und Czar Hays near the top w redoubtable the events hield abroad. The had international me about honds” =xplanation of why lad not told about Sincl - contributions 10 the G P.oAnd doubtless will ridicule on the D. Hilles, trom Tilden, who been storm ' he center of an contr o. corsy and had finally been allowed 10 subsequent the e hands events tennis team for hang the wreath ae Cochet, yplay on of Davis Cup of Henri ieant less of this year's leg on the Tilden had d spectaculir come-back, for a man of renomination.” t at the d miet statement of Charles na- New York that “national prosperity hangs tional committecman famous cup. staged a on Coolidge's dvcision to stand for lis o st week, triumphing over | One that is expr st, ssive, to say the and giving us hope that the 1 tor Rice of Colorado when he made it was short lived. to win we had - imperialism W hile two of the threo matches, e doubles and In Tilden the 1 which he also teok purt. wus onr Lucoste emanated from Former Sonu- be retained in this coun- e cup migiit for Howeve ation of American the Rices anotier year., Lis famous addr id Mr. They blew us up in Havana har all but certainly liops sing 1o captur verain- - an American Union. 8 ing two 5 singles. and deubles, come down ver the And Just st £8 fur as Newspapers are « comes that 1k Senutor of and we world not hope, The doubles were fot and yus- Tilden woll as John Henness finul sgon n lost . i ried, rema ad- y making U i csion by Fess matches out of four, France i that he had “told what was not tro erovies (o the ney to bhe congratulated npen SDAPSTINGD G0 1S Lo impros tory oven though the Amicrican i upon them, sportsman feels tie defeat of his el team and the passing of Tilden, truly TOURISTS TO ONTAL liguor permits in Ontario so the whole \ spectacular as many tourists have oh- Tn Anwtends Wy i tuined tabie Lield Olyipic gumes, ntrants made the cond shoving U ar this year than durin i several — events o . Onmario, it secins, s be Uit it ing a tourists’ Not that they did net aecomulish il bl hid to sev And aid. the Ontario goverament Amecican touriat they were they probably did IS ex- hut we i ter “1d to men 1 United A fond of American touris trick w viclding tremely ut w thun re. temporarily at lesat, the at tting over horder s no b I, the cofficers of the la States Lus more than a comfortable o000 lead in the nuimber of points award- 1 gy oo tigtios regarding liquor per- vd to those who pluced I the Vari- {5 gre particulurly stgnificunt in iy ony 19 ous cvents as w 1otul of Liritain, ama for unoflicial (view of the fact that they ure DO 4 ecessary fo purchase “hard liguo according to in contradiction to be light permits are necessary. the purchase of compilution, The be locussed that finally scttled r and wines, for which no yes of the sporiing fraternity 3 sterda 5 A will upon Amsterdam - yo fjore §s no evidence of ex- now the tennis events are : i coptional drunkenness in - Ontario. On the feeling that we tnust whole, a drunken automobile: severely punished indeed. win ove re due, in part, to our | ariver comfortanie lead but 1tly 10 the superior field in more United States i than in the 4 of unguestionably bred 1l sentences are so certain that this ietes trained andd thie specics of law infraction is An kinds of law infractions likewise re H prety country |thoroughly discouraged. other | KNICKER! Polig woMm Linton VULGAR? Norwich forbids | the be | coive hianrsher treatment, on the this This is aver- U ! age, than in country, an edict which knickers only Lk dssued an one way Ontario has of traffic; let some finds the law is like controlling get violation wonen wearing on the liguor drunk and a man strect 1 men will commit permitted to wear them for “knick- |5 . e rs for women are vulgar,” an- saw. 1 | has 4 Hounces the self appointed custodian this Rose other words, Ontario not only but it | possesses courts which do not favor offenders, | customs in model liquor law, | New \ ) England. weeke W chief the young women ap- ago wiwn the A i< down hard on in- l‘ 5 & W . Fects and Fancies of 81 pie President eleeted will be the e wost people think will dis- i'llfh business leust, cipient custom of pearing on the main streets in bath- ome of them venturing do their shor sing thus hricfly at- hacking pubtic. Shopping | one noan inland eity at 100 : | They call Neal father {of Prohibition, but some credit goes 1o thos: who Neal Down things o bit | Dow the timn il m banuing the bit | Kinckers, haz not irvied tings a Tie specific. When you | abominate religion in polities | which religion. Nor- | you say | £as a it ol fashion- { or e Mr. Hoover is fond of corn, asio, but he likes hig in the pone state. “In God We Trus” wasn't on carly coins, Apparcntly this country | didn’t hegin to trust in God until | I ean 1564, “ hit t bt ieh is bebind tie tme in its | tendinine | 1 n 1o others in this section of the country the sight | rhed ! suggestion of of w young woman g in knickers arouses 1o Vulgarity; nor does it arouse even passing curiosity, Knickers no doubt have their place in the feminine at- tire and certainly it is less immodest Knick running, to appear in while: riding | 1 horse jumping or for Sports we the v than it is 1o ap- | abbreviated sk | gination ax to what pear in ris seen 50 often— the type that leave very A | wonders him instead tionary. who ask st his of cor a Wit ulting is one typical e to the im ; g iy doven’t the the sl ar Wonin i Wearing W the will i not 4 think At ed not only | “A fan ind this aiest order unpopular DUt | goriing hot. ' Not if noren i the om he's Riind wiich side of & cow to milk on. that whams you on the back to celes brate a home run. :x equality: "My gosh, woman!| Use the tray. Don't spill ashes on my office rug.” homes of 1} S “The tine old ilies are vacant.” Maybe not. Maybe that vacant look is a result of us- sociation. Americanisn olding a naughty movie; attending it to see how aw- ful it is; Kicking hecause the naughty parts have been cut out. One reason why eavages stand the heat better is becuuse they haven't any thermometers and can't tell how hot they are. It's incorrect to s 1 sweat running down your back at a picnie. What you fecl is ants. This country may be drunk wealth, as that Englishman but our salary couldu't even qualify as a wee snort. . with savs, Ihe moments an American 1 members are the first time he kissed | a girl the first time he got his first | job, and the first time he butler, saw al Think what an awral time so historical society of the tuturc will | have trving to find Hoover's home for preservation. Money isn't everyihing. Yankees haye the moncy, but can't hire & . muid, cook, laun: nd nurse for $2.50 a week. Philunthropy: Nugnznimously | givi omebody your you will be put off at the seat because next stop. AL Smit hecau, | is an inspiration, if only carcer proves you man without his great can knowing | | 1 | Correct this all over Burope,” found the smells ¢ Copyright, 1928 W ntene * said lightrul Publishers 25 Vears Ago Today A member of the Comini said will Lave to weeks of work you cau't got Weatier, The adjourned aurual nieetin the Plainville Water Co. will be tonight. 1t is hoped that ther be important developments w hieh provide for pur voall e vound. 1 it will e 0Old Home that ihe postpon as Wik t four and g this today 2 Cessary anvone to werk < | nossible an tip-to-diie for tire rul G s given up military comtiand in th upon reaching the the Normal w. 1 the clief ) Poilippines | of 64 year school in Cis sitended this | city. Ti ing of on Au | new law fecbidding the hold- | gloved iizhts gos into effect 1St 1 This Will end the trou- ble of distinguisi between prize tgiting and it prohi hoth, There tiuch senti- Lent gainst t in New| Biitain, hut ave boen | sl 4 contin out the part two winters Vred Beloin closed a deal with J. M. Brady last evenioz by which he purchased the Giddings block Church street Was given out. but boxing, as ts heen ¢ spor exhilitions throu, 1 on | The price t it is undersiood to about $20.000. Tie property con- sists of a four story brick Dlock | vsed for husiness purposcs, with al Lall on the top ficor, The license commiitee will vee- ommend that the fee for junk deal- he raised from $5 to $10. The for fruit men may | E $2 to §5, as it i suid peddiers entor into competi- with the rezularly established merchants who pay taxes. The following list of fees has heen | drawn up by the comuion council and has met with the agrecment of the hackimen: One passen iny- shere within the ity cenis; with trunk, 50 passengers, S0 cenis; with two trinks, 30 cents: three pass gers, with without trunk, cents; four passengers, with up to four trunks, $1: extra trunks, centss for more than one mile, cents extra: by the hour, $2 for the first hour and 21 extra for each md- ditional up to midunight: after that $2 an hour; funers 83; wed- dings, 3 John W. Holmes, the facturer, sustained serions loss this worning when the barns and other outbuil lines on his farm on ) Rocky Hill road were destroyed b fire with dumage of $6.000. Mr. Holmes was not pleased at the slow- ress with which the eity de. vartment responded, The bricklayers building the from these tion “ limits, cent: two one or one re new Zunner brewery at the foot of iel- | den street auit today bhecaus: have not received their wages, At the quarterly meeting of Sovereigns Trading Co.. roon A. 1. Eloper, T. W. Mitchell tors for sharehold W 1o V. G. sand points, they this after- . Stearns, and were elected dirce- one year. The number of s Will be increased from 0o Piatt Tsles has 1eft for the and other ou- Canadian Dragging River to Find Woman’s Body Byficld, Mas July 1 (UP)— Police are dragging the Parker river here in an effort to locate the body of & woman which four yeuths claim 1o have raised from the bottom while fishing. The young men were fishing Sun- morning when one of their lines aught on a heavy object, it to the surface they elaim to have seen a burlap bag containing a wom- an's hody. The ot slipped from the lin ind sank and they we nni- #hle to locate it again, Yeserday an N-day veveal tie hody dr prning seareh but pies o to s of bur. a0 tine s con tinucd this e zzing W 151 brick manu- | the | iy I pounded hase Lifting | hav Britata Herald, and your letter wil b forwarded ¢ New York. Reduced to Our Lowest Terms! Gracious, Folks, but the sun is hot, As we near the close of old July. And our clothes' problem’s mostly W hat o leave off next and still get by! ~ “The were question of f. e Sum! say that was some out to last night.” Someone said Wulden: rarty you advice cannot Haley: Ve itended resear went somewhere with somebody and {orher questions will receive a per- | drank something, and boy, iU was sonal reply. some sum! | Q. How « Walker of Ne | Dan Mooedy o A. Mayor 19, 1851, and 1June 1, 1503, i Q | States dated adian 19097 A, About Q Inow couplet “A sw not worth a fi Tt is fr verse that Is worth a A swarm of Is worth « A swarm of 1= not o honsekeeper i A, She ha servants and the household Ts ther Mexico with r helief of pers offices? A Shop's Suggestion an Appropriate ook dacket, LIPUTEAN LAND Vihy N Dovouiy's Sunday Was giving a party Class. borothy's sister the fussy ¢ wnd for days had boon couching the child on her behavior, Her tinal warning was, “Of wil things be cavetul of your tasle taanners, Upon her veturn, willing to sur sister, Dorothy N on 1he nevd 1y tabile Mary IN L1 Under nder i | regardless of | Q@ Tn wh Thempsey apn «lle Taylor “Manh Tt it prosiden Yes, [ ran 1o Y I8l in the Navy th school to the was at teacher [ to be A time Q as- AnnoUN e didn't pOrcll 5o v i Blizabeth Bouck \ . of i wd becn with hi a lady .. Sidie's Coul Q. Trooc tto bu pnited States baby sisterdent must ta was the code |3, tather, {004 from his fiest day | Bible out the of bern u Bohemian had | Q. Bin over the the | Rzeserve With her dinner Lasket, hecome asked moiher, AL Ttw Giln't you defend yourseli?” & jand Senate The voung knight's cyes rlashed. and Currency, 1 couldn’t Lit a lad , could 12 he . ship Lepr demanded. lof Virginia a jOwen of i law Deevmber first Wilsion. Q. woirr A. i | Worthy | Jininy ry g onile Nover strike citled into him by e e hete school sohhing how ntile No. b (King Who law story &l head all home But son “why s ine Robertson wiow e 1 Maa (o icppe old Billy Tad fiis praye nost mornin coling down stai fell, roliing all the tom “Well, throw dovn stai next he was he as he picked EBimselt Nina 1"out ¥ yoil refus T it p e To the body, One may wer 1e which he Q. What designaied noon”, “eveni was wipped und to the bot- he Way oe God. you dow't have 14 ' cd ¥ rd o mutte! up. Willis Walter .., e e | timne, o8 Definition An instrument lines, the usuzl Plumi traighten Plum party ings: duy belween used tc A device used to straighten lines! horizon and 1 ternoon is tha tween noon strictly speak until dark, b | means the la Just a ligeland early va bedtime, ing which the lhuv-l:nn. from e Motive! Custonn want hay loud Maberdashor: “1 s elothes harmony ™ oy ligrehicl to or tie wich, Nothing and oo Ly Callughan FHE ANCIENT SONG QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can g writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean.! 1422 New York avenuye. Washington. | D. C., enclosing two cents In stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital | not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—~"ditor. ol What is the value of a United | reads: “A swarm of bees in Muy worth & fly. What are management of the domestic N any Mexican may minor offensc, the Constitution of the administration A number of attached to the words, Morning is that part of the gins wien the sun shows above the and Q. Who played th young aviator who was execuied in the motion picture entitled “The Legion of the Condemned A. Barry Norton. Los Augeles . Q. Were any signers of the Dec- | Miami i laration of Independence Koman | Minneapolis . Catholic: | Nantucket A, Charies Carroll of Carrollton, | New Haven Maryland, was the only one. | New Orleans Q. Of what church was Theodore | Norfolk Roosevelt a member | Nortnfield A, Dutch Reformed church, Ilittsburgh Q. From what i the motion Portland . picture “Ramona” taken” St Louis A. Tt is an adaptation of Helen | Washington . ! Hunt Jackson's book of the same L2 Would Go to Jail to Get Rid of a Sign | name. i Q. 1s a man who has an honor- | Wiscasset, Me., July 31 (U'1P)-— 4 with malicious mischief, able discharge from the United | States Army entitled to preferenc in federal civil service positions? A Ye Frances A, Sortwell. daughter Q. What is the value of a United fori mayor of Cambridge, States postage stamp dated 17347 | \ass., and prominent in Washington society, w 1o appear in municipal court here today The charge was based on ihe de- The | tendant’s action in removing a hotel tates of America. | g0 opposite her Wiscasset sum- postage stamps in the aner home. Miss Sortwell clainied ates were issued by in- | that the sign directed traffic to her postmasters in i year | residence. | I convicied, face w jail sentence of | than one year and a fine not eaceed- ing $100, Shc was quoted as saying she would be willing to go to jail Observations lto zet rid of the sign. 0’. T"f Weall,er | Miss Soriwell appeared in court plece | —_— yosterday but was roleased under 300 when the Learing wis postpons ! Washington. July for Southern w cd until today. yand warmer tonigh creasing cloudine with showers Wednesday night. Inereasing [ west winds becoming W day. orecast part of the|Duluth i Hatteras . Jacksonville | Kansas City et an answer to any aet or Information by | i Cha | Miss of w here i Declaration of not signed until several years aft was a United The first Cnitod § dividual 1845, no sueh stnp. independence was | 6 and it was| r that hefore ther be givgn. nor can ex-! ch be undertuken. All Unsigned requests can- | | | Miss Sortwell would 1 Ass M not more w Vork f Texas? Walker was morn June Governor Moody on | or James| 1d Governor Head one cent #1.—1ore gland: Wednesd; 25 cents. 5 hat poem the arm of bees in July is ¥y oceur? rom an old Derbyshire DIES AT BILR Boston, Juiy () ~Mourning [#L the bier ot his dvad brother, Ar- thur Leveroui collapsed from a heart attack and died betore medical aid could veach hin does for Bastern New York: | Pair and warmer, except showers in ! extreme northwest portion tonight. Wednesday — increasing cloudiness and warmer in extreme south and s 1l S0 [iching, Anneying SLon I Skin Irritations | Increasing south und southwest Apply Healing Liguid Zemo load of hay: t bees in Jun. silver spoon: hees in July st the duties n a wealthy family? s supervision over the is responutble for the side of winds, becoming fresh. Conditions: The urca pressure east of the M ippi river moved casiward to the coust dis- tricts and its eenter is of the middle @ Atlantic coast regions s cooling inflience combined with heavy ra- |\t &l'.l";\'f'.'-' e eeratyres botow the | Ecaemma, Pimples, Rashes, Dandruf normals in the northern districts (404 Chatlng. Zemo penelrates, ek Rl el e [eleunses and soothes the xkin. i te showers tvere reported from the |® Clean, dependable healing liquid, st Gull stiltes, Uhe. Cenfral , und | CONYEniEnt tofuse any time. 85c, (e upper Mississippi valley regions. the jund §1.00, upper Luke region and castward over Quebee and Ontario into the | SL Lawrenee valley. The northern ter of the low pressure trough over the plains states moved cast- ward o the upper lake region and Canadian districts adioining Temperatures are higher rough- ont the Lake region and upper Mississippi valley districts, Conditions favor for this fair weather followed by clondiness with ing tur | of high e ny religious | peliticul any restriction respect 1o the ons who hold When applicd as directed. Zemd Leiteetively and quickly stops Itching, relicves Skin Trritations such as the present constitu- hold office his religious helief. at picture did Jack ear with his wifc attan Muadness” possible for a woman t of the United States? telva Lockwood at one the office. bad conduet discharge e same us u dishonor- FOR SKIN IRRIPATICNS | | 1 one given for i vieini inereasing tempera- 1 ke “cify th his oath the on prosi- the t so Jumes the English version) has | Atlanta deral | Allantic did it | Boston Sufialo . House | Chicago nking , Cincinnati irman- | Denver ! Detroit ‘mperatures yesterday High dev ol and the when City devised by the ommittee on under the cl ive Carter nd Scnator Robe romi. It became u 23 . daring the of President VACATION FUN roper to say that onc Ty or the the waek- VACATION [ or fends, or i i suzketing to You are young Want to en- cuests, our dozens of parties, b anr Bureaw's latest i ant [ Letin e means clothins wrow svord ¢ earries in his hand heurs are properly “morning”, “after- ng” and “night” pecial meanings | ut tak- | and common mean- | to goma, et but not carry on i arties w a sting i he rtivs, o h hting - will hikin, erest A CLIP (OLPON H - - Y VACATION LIMTOl., Washington Burcay, New Britain Herald, New vork Avenuc, Washington, L. ¢, the VACATION and euclose herewith | g Luile tin elld, FUN S, postage g Amnd moon: il be| e, une 5. tamps, or coin to cover asts Wntil noon. Af-| at part of the day hv-‘ sunset. Evening, | is from sunset ut in common specch | ter part of the d:w)' rt of the night wuntil| STREET AND NUMBEL ing. Crry Night is the period dur-| o sun is below the sunset until sunrige, By Sudiee 1, sang of true loy g0 the light of flickering fir minstrels gay and in that d Theirs were songs that went with Slover -- Thiy 1y true love now, And ana we know Cem st always As the 1 songs that go with liars! Wants Hin! The nesspape raincoats are coming back.” 3enton: wish umbrellas would:” Hadley wy that Muriel Stryker THE MIRTH OF A NATION ICLBERGS S On Sereen 1IN BRAZIL e . IPANS Veteran ALEXANDE of FORTY o . GIVES ORIDA Nian Passport TO ITALY P MENJOU REMOVES Hand From MOUSTACHE yed Literallyt Hans: “My wife won't speak to me,” Scott: “What's 1k “She th of our d Scott: “How so Calkins: “She told me a coupic of hones and pair of dice:” the trouble? blames me for tha de to give it 1 fed it a -—Gerald Saussure “Yessah." said the pullman porter to the dentist, “you an' me suttinly U lot in common, wukkin' on these uppahs and lowahs.” Copyright, 19 Reproduction Forbidden) MOTORMAN ELECTROCUTED Prabody, Mass. July 31 (UP) Wihile tryin: to adjust a trolley pole with . wands, Motorman iclael 3. Crane, 45, eloetr cuted. vas ~ < -’484 & ("Pomaine Fox. 1928 Tre Befl Synd. oonerville Folks MR 8ANG (BacK 1N THE ¢ITY For JUST oNE NIGHT) $5TS HI$ ALARM cdLecK FARLY ENeV@H Te BE AWAKE WHNEN THE ,MILKMAN ARRIVED. /H"‘/fi eV ¥ 7 .a‘fi"!f’ e (')