New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 28, 1928, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERA Facts end Fancies Another good way to reduce is to oftend all of your bey friends. ] New Britain Herald WBRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY !we have been convinced that the public will be served and the admn- iaqug:on ot justice in Connecticut of { which you and we are a part will be promoted,” quoting from the coun- cil's letter to the judges, is weighty ,With common sense and should leave and thinks the way to make head. way is through Congress. He has our admission that this is the proper and only way; but how to get the con- gressmen into congress who would | should not join the procession. Our metropolitan area can extend as far as we care to place the marks on the map. It makes no difference any- how, so why be overzealous with —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations teseed Dally (Sunday Ezcepted) 4t Honld Bidg., O Chured Otrest |conseriatism? take the attitude Hanch wants them | o {room for no question as to the posi- —_— Our metropolitan area can extend [to take is one of those little points| Teach the boy a #ense of respon- On the (‘“, ano Its Pwpl. jtion of the chief justice and his as- oN RATES bevond Newington on the nmorth to [that have not yet been solved, ;mmy. Some day he will have a [sociates on the topic in hand. 50 s Your s ¢ dry con. ' l1awn. | 's2.00 Three Moathe Meriden on the south; west it can go |especially as a horde of dry 3 Savin Hock Heing Blasted s rnces v mu t] njoyed. For 2 The o Moath | far beyond Bristol, perhaps Terry. |gressmen are going to run on Both { gy home town folks won't for- w:u::“:mnmwam: s :pen.t":l‘l:'l‘:ty :egofir,vh:m?"" % In the Nume of Progress A ville, The east is in doubt, but we |the Hoover and Smith kites. the lat- got those who were mentioned for | Mayor Paonessa’s open criticism [ 800d instance of this was shown by | Savin Rockia disppearing, notin E Watered ot the Pest Offos ot New Brt-| . "' oy iaqiionn it occa- the midway where the nimble als 00 Second Mal) Matter, ter being particularly numerous in [the Presidency. They won't L of Corporation Counsel Kirkham for | the headquarters section. On theit chance. TELEPHOND CALLS Business Office . Bditeria) Rooms only profitable advertising the City. Circulatios books an room slwaye epsn to advertisers. sion demands. That done we glance in the direc- tion of Hartford and aek whether this metropolitan area is any less ridiculous than the one sprung by the Hartford Chamber of Commerce. the south. WHERE OPTIMISM RULES Someone has computed every adult citizen in the United idefeat would make that it his abssnce from the ranks did it. The worst feature is that Hoover's Sinclair think You can tell an anti-Smith Demo- States voted at the coming election ' .o "1yivie “He gays “damyankee” there would be a total of 56,000,000 in an erdinary tene of voice. And the Jollier the Better, We'll say! Olympic games are for the few, And on the other side, Folks, Joll-ympic games for me and you, 8o let the humor ride, Folks! his alleged incensistency in voicing opinions on requirements ordinances brings to the fore by government lew the appointment of a corpor: tion counsel by the mayer. At pres- of the [y | suggestion that has been discussed leaders for some time—amending the charter to al- last night at bivouac they received orders to break camp and advance. They marched to their new camp and reached it at 9 o’clock. At mid- night they received orders to march again and the section hiked to Camp Trumbull. At 8 o'clock in the merning the section marched back to bivouac again and the boys got nickel and the dime vanish, but the rock itselt. Part of It is about to be blown to dust by the hands of man hecause the state has ordained that a smooth highway for the delight of the motorist shall be econstructed through it. Enough of the rock will be carted away so that it would scarcely be recognizable to our greate [ ¢ all pews credited to it or Dot otherwise § credited in this paper and also local| { news published the The “get out the vote” organiza- | tions this year are optimiatic enough to think that with Heover and Smith in the ring 40,000,000 people will | vote, in the balance, it is doubtful wheth- The mess sergeants arc the most was considered the place to g0 (o “All right, come along. er the commen council, strongly re- important individuals in the camp. for a vacation, for. upon its crest On the whole the sergeants are a gtood a palatial hotel built of wood well-llked crew although the¥ anq adorned with many verandas feed the boys hash time and agaid and curly-cues. And here it was the until the diners begin to believe thinge in the northern seas that write a splendid page in the history of remcue work. Having rescued 15 Itallans, Swedes _— ent the corporation counsel is elec- 9 grandparents if they could come TME BBASSE R : i Ballad of the Table D'hete! “Jtcd by the common counchl. A0 4168 0E SHACIH meany 1o bejeell, Member of the Asusiated Press Honor where it is due. The Rus-| Tour years ago 22,000,000 votes prof. Warren: “I wish to collect| ~with the fate of rival candidates |0 % * 0¥ bAUSHOR. HITe MR BN In those days, the New Haven L o Te, 1 peblication ‘6f | sian ice breaker har been doing Were cast specimens of all the bugs in this|sor the mayoralty usually hanging & £ galls ' Journal Couricr tells ur, Savin Rock i Doug! in. Membes Audit Uuresn of Cweulativn natiopa) organizstion conditions, the republicans have a strangle hold on the office through ~—Eugene Grosner this tection sgalnst fraud (a Bewspaper tion figures to both nationsl iocal advertisers. id 1s on ssle Galy s New i ¥ e —— and Norwegians from the ice of the Arctic, the Krassin as a side job came to the aid of the German tour- ist ship Monte Cervantes which with 1.800 people aboard had a hole stove | through her hull. The Krassin got the § O B, hurried to the steamer, reached 1t at midnight, sent divers beneath to plug the hole up, and in ta short time all was well, In the past the “get out the vote” campalgn did net attain thelr entire object, For mome reason nearly half the population usually fails to veote. | By relying upon the pulling power of the candidates to raise the total the “get out the vote” organizations | practically admit the candidates and No; instead of flivvering, men once sat on the front porch slippers and a red undershirt. ver is elected, the directing head of these United States wen't be anony- mous. ‘Bunday isn't what it used to be.” in carpet Ah, well; whether Smith er Hoo- 1t might help some to have an in- THE FUN SHOP NEWS 'WEEKLY Civie A statue of Cyrus the Great, dat- ing from the Fifth Century B. C., has been dug up in Per: Some of these ancients knew how to deal with their public statues! ) Worla' Peace It is suggested that werld peace their control of the council and it is not to be thought that consent to approve a charter change which would poasibly transfer this political plum te the hands of the opposition. The stand may not be in the inter- est of government but it is pactical politics as played in nearly every would be the repub- American community. It extremsly graceful for licans t turn over the office of that hash is the only meal the ser- geants know how to prepare. The sergeants are greatly interested in their work and are proud of their meals, One day Mess Sergeant Un- win of this city Was bringing mess out to the boys in bivouac when a wheel on the car broke and pitched him on to the road where he landed in a mud puddle. His first care was for the rations, sparing his own per- gentry of those days brought their ladies in their hoop skirts to dine; driving them down from town be- hind a pair of fast trotters, Beach street, too, was used as & place where these blooded animals could be matched against each other for tidy purses and with nary a traffic cop to interfere, The hotel Lurned down and was never rebuilt and the spot has becn used ever since as a public picnic grounds. would be insured if any nation hav- ing a quarrel with anether were re. ferred (0 Gene Tunney, his terms for a fight being so high that no #onal feelings. He accused the driv- The Rock gets its name from the er in his mind of looking for all gavin trees which grew upon it once the bad spots on the road. He knew in profusion, and a few of which that the boya were waiting & few rcmain. Like the persimmon trees corperatian eounsel to a democrat but only that part of the publicy which believes in fairy stories ex- pects that the transter will telligence test for jurors instead of the issues they represent have eat- ey TRl i test for dumbness er vote-getting-out power than their own propaganda efferts. { Neat to betting on the wrong stock | hat sounds logical. But suppose in Wall street the quickest way We qh. K know of to lose a neat pile is 0 fi- 1o do thie work? sin had et been equipped The fact is, the | When a free-born voter {8 holding ever We're having a picnic dinner in the | pyplican, would ever put its O. K. woodas!” ‘on the propesition. Under present 3 iles away for their food. Iat Lighthouse, they hav - : . . 2 '3 | country could afford them! come te pass. ! ghthouse, they have been a nance a flop prizefight. | Russian officials who sent out the S :‘;:'}:";.l’.‘;':‘:"f‘“'l:::""‘;:"’;::"u':';’; v A dvocates of the change explain| However the local boys declare novelty to tourista for generations — —_ Krassin had admirable foresight and | TILSON IN THE CABINET? S that the mayor and corporation 'I';lt'!here ukno"hlnx llk(c- camp :He and it is possible that yet a few of i alway -1 has dis- 1 ghould e of the same|fOF tWo weeks but as for staying them will not be in the path of the 5 Jst s smart a man in - equipped the ship with everything | There always seems to be some A French lady-naturalist coynsel ehou o 3 s 0 i Tijor, [ Just, Be FSHC & 2RESS ® YK L ind of boom in the air in connec- " . ; | covered that certain colonles of ants political faith because, when the | there any longer, New Britain seems i new state highway. e line as Tunney 18 in his, but 100k known in rescue apparatus, | Americanism: Pretty ladics mur. covered ihet UL peitisal fAlh bacaise when 52 ke hesven. | ey, At the difference in income. | When the Krassin refuels ang 'ion with John Q. Tilson, the re- ":‘.::‘:t‘ ke ;:'y'.'d'”:l':::m"‘:;:_ The ants that you see running |sible for the corperation counsel to i e e replenishes herself she will return {doubtable congressman — from New FUXEL Tl By about so interestingly are canv play havoe with the program of the | Wait Till Danish Boys | . ALTERNATIVE ROUTES o the far north to hunt fer the {Haven. The latest boom has it that £ ing for the insurance premiums! |adminjstration if he sees fit. Slip Slang to 0ld Folks THE AUTERNATIVE ROUTER 00 e e e lemandv [1¢ 18 siated for the cabinet §€| A rewort in a plce whers any DO It i# evident that Mayor Paonessa | The aix Danish bovs spending the Wiiat bss DEvome ol e By A S Hoover e elected Kind of weather the visitor deesn't faciel has deciaped war to the end on summer in New Britain in common duce truck drivers groups. That ship is lucky. If these oprel J = 7 “The warmth of a woman's love [ Corporation Counsel Kirkham. Their | with the 60-odd visiting in other campaign to ind rou) Aistinct blow to like is very unusual. . ik i nd other autosists driving through Eroups can be found the Keansiny!|)) coRat WOl ihe in] diatingl blow b0 = cannot be matched,” says Elinor| hitter personal feud has been ag-|parts of the United States, have| i | tands the best chance of reaching - Henry Roraback, although it is 4 S wh a|GivN gravated by Judge Kirkham's re.|come to this countrs ax part of the eliy to make mnore tiseor thel b L0 8 stear as thie minis rays \that 7 uenry‘.mg“:.-,.:z,'t A rflicted ith 817 Except by the heat of her temper! | veraing his attitude regarding city |move (o establian bettcr relations be- A Least It W | routes that avold the Center el is going to have no influence what- mere than an abortive effort to get mrran salaries. The mayor's hostility to-|tween Furope and America = but N a5 ulose (0 @ i The number of trucks that clut- Suppose the Monte Cervantes had | i ity Fresh Alrl ward the corporation counsel has |whether or not this will result is a 1 . the downtown section, mani- Deen an American ship with 1.500 | eV in whom Hoover picks for his 5 Mrs. Hill: “Don’'t you enjoy get-|been known to his close friends for |problem. The young Scandinavians, Gomest‘ He Says | s b ost part passing Americana aboard? We are not on |cabinet, It and when Hoover ds . Lo 00l TNk dike a city, | 1IDE out into God's great out of | some time. Now it has flared up in |are adept at picking up AmorIran‘ 3 v m . - & i o an vl r v v - | testly for the L h. speaking terma with Russia, but we elected. J. Henry's actions before the cyxcept that less important people | 400787 public with the mayer breathing de- |customs and slang. and when they through the city, has not diminish- \ e e A aties Mrs. Penrose: “Yes, and especial- | fiance. Mayor Paonessa's letter|flash these upon their straight-lnced pear andy Dale, L w4, From this one naturally judges Would at least have been forced tojcomsenion Protty & i i |v since we've got that lovely mew |printed in the press yesterday was |countrymen many a Dane s going et bt the erstwhile campaign has tnbend from our official dignity to his influence in the Heover camp. closed car! leaded with scathing sarcasm [to receive the shock of his existence.| - O TS G Wmavhe. | % |aay a heartfelt “Thank Yew” ' Hoover and Tilson are more than —Andre Cazalet |around which no attempt to place a| Tor instance, can you figure out' | '\ you :had ake Soliapacd, | casual friends. 1t is well known veil had been made. He cut right |just what will happen when one of YOUF Mary Ann to the dentist the 8 In some respects we are good at & 'that Hoover would have liked to 1t doesmt matter, but when|and left with his sharpened blade. |these heys returns to Denmark and, Other night to have her tooth pulled _— 4 starting things and not finishing CONGRATULATING PLAINVILLE = 3 | Coolidge comes down the gangplank | reaching the peak when he wrote: |greets N father at the dock With on account of her cating the candy s | The town of Plainville took a step have Tilson as his running mate. of hia yacht he is descended from “It is imperative that I be informed the Danish translation of “Hello. which you had bought at half price i f |is not hard te believe that he will those aboard the Mayfiower! without delay or useless corres- |pop, how's the old woman®" i ' o Bt e forward which it will never regret J s e S S il |from the mail order house, and so 3 wyie N . think of him if elected as timber | - ‘ponden nces pro- Or when, as a distinguished trav-| . -t 5 BACK YARDS | when it accepted a tract of land for Right There! vide and I believe that you will i " ‘missed seeing “Lanky” Long and for the cabinet. It's easy to tell & swell neighbor- eler, he speaks at a welcoming func- a One of the most attractive ideas a publie park. “1 want some ice cream in & |afres that it in better that I obtain me do our stuff in the amateur hood. The bill collectors are smooth tion and tells the dignified burghers, of the summer came to fruition i Plainville will appreciate this park this information from your office boxing bouts. Now that my joints Waterbury, where the city is being spruced up in a most commendable manner through the medium of a back yard contest. Some cities need back yards more than others. Per- haps Waterbury was needing it most. But that is not say- ing that New Britain, for instance, could not gain from the exercise of yard purification in various parts of the city. Any‘\ly.: it does no harm to call attention to the sanitary standpoint a purified back yard is just as important as a good looking front porch. cleaning up of greater back OLT FOR A SWIM Where do we go to bathe in cool- ing waters in the summer time? The shore, perhaps: Citizens motor to Rockwell park by the hundreds; another pond nearby that receives There are ponds in and near New Britain that get no patronage at ail. But the bathing sport in Kensington secms to have some swimmere in these high dive off the bridge at the paper goods pond is a pictur: ing pleture camera, EUROPEAN BOUN It is said that European nations more in the future than at present, It has been the experience of num- berlcas communities that foresight in park matters spells untold aat- isfaction in the years to come. The real value of Plainville's park will eome in the next generation of Plainvillers will be lauded as having huilt well for the future, The denors of the land, Charles H. and Elizabeth | H. Norton, will go down in Plainville | history as among spirited citizens. its most public- FIGHTS AND THE RADIO Tox Rickard is sore at the radie. The promoter eclaims that thousands of people stayed away from the Tunney-Heeney fight could get the thrill of the encounter Iy staying at home. He said pretty much the same thing before the rrz-\ cent battle, but new he seems to be,| convinced enough about it to an- nounce no more of his ring battles will be broadcast. That may be for the poor attendance at the ring side, but it Is not the only one. The others have to do with the popular- ity of the fighters, confidence by the public that they are not being hand- 4 a second rate exhibition at firat rate prices, and mathods in connection with the scrap. The impression has become gen- ral that these because they | one of the reasons less big husiness prize fights have verged too much in the direction of purely business affairs, They always have been this to a certain extent, FULLER AND “1" CONTROE Governor Fuller of Massachusetts | apparently has lost his one-man for besfsteak when they haven't a t t ¢ publie eon- ANt for eontnaRnsE ‘: BRALE long dance record in the house lwas than |trol of the Boston Elevated along o weeks old, the lines heretofore followed. A | hoetile ,legislature has refused to ' ; not consist in taking the ladies [ t 1 ore udge from tta bellet that mors U0t CORMEL D AEINE T8 NC et than mere public control—in Which 'jn"moyine your le sound cenvinc- the wishes of the public were net ing. paramount—is necessary to solve the transportation riddle in Besten. | guys. 8Some families spend their meney Tha final proof of chivairy dees Bull artists in Mexice are given a pension, as they are here, but Public contrel In metropolitan \ienoyut the formality of an elec- Boston has been a decelving name. !tion. It was a great thing for the elevated | owners. The first thing that hap- pened after this public control started was 16 raise the fares to ten 'tiger. Bt P el ,":'i Correct this sentence: “Jehn eall- rol" was exactly to the liking of the of abaut § eclesk th say Ne'l be company, an hour late for dinner.” Governer Fuller wanted this kind wife, “and T wasn't & bit anneyed. of control to centinue for another ~ Copyright. 1928, Publishers period of years, but there was ne ' Syndicate guarantee of providing needed ex- T T (tensions of the aysem under the Lieut. Greenhall Killed Y plan. The attitude of the legisiators Il:x (0}“|ll0fl“ "‘V“.'I‘Ttfllck iy . § sondon. July ~— Lieutenant wos adequately supported by most . Ty, olihie Glibert Greenall, sen of the newspapers and there can be and heir of Lord Daresbury, was little deubt as to hew the ten-cent } cash customers leaned. The gov- killed last night when an autome- bile in which he was riding collided orper's valiant fight on behalf of the stockholders lost because it deserv- head-on with a truek. The chauffeur was slightly injured. lieut. Greengll's death marks am. ed that fate. other misferture in the long series hix family has experienced in recent 5 Years Ago Today Chairmen of the sub-cemmitteen o, e Honry ™ ire ot te on 014 Home Weck have heen ehw. younger brother. wap fatally injured en. They are as follows: Farades. o pynting tn 1926. Lady Dares Why shouldn’t that kind of hus- band be henpeeked? Hew silly It would seem if a rabbit bessed a she years. |" His widow was thrown frem a [Nerse and seriously infured while | hunting with the Prince of Wales |little fellows Instead of big reugh | Ve’ aid little Willle. #aid the | wife of his! than be required to go elsewhere for it, & meve which now seems to be net improbable.” Several years ago another mayor, a republican, consulted lawyers not connected with the office of the corporation eounsel in the rettle- ment of damage claims brought against the eity by owners of land affected by the overflew of the Ber- lin sewer beds. As he was a sharp trader he did not permit the eor- poration counsel to have a finger in the proceedings until the amount of damages w ttled, The publie will await with tnter- est Judge Kirkham'q reply to Mayor Paonessa. “Jce cream in a vase? We don't sell it that wa answered the storekeeper. “Oh, yes you do. There's mome vases now,” said Willie as he point- ed to a box ot cenes. —Irene M. Sullivan IF THE PRODIGAL SON HAD BEEN A MODERN YOUTH By Grace Allcsandre April 3. 1928 Am having the time of my life here. Glad to get away from the old hick town. Love to all. Clifferd. . May 4, 1928, Mayor's Seovetary Once 014 Gent: Drove Ladder Truck To Fire Advice received. No thanks. Yeu| A restdent of Putchogue L. 1. and brother Tom mean well, but would probably register no more you're ail wet. than sing intepcst sheuld he be on ene of this eity's streets when the siren seunds, the shiny ap- paratus whizses by and a driver with I'm my own bogs now —- remem- ber that. Yours. Clift. out holes in traffic te guide his ma- chine and company safely to the scene of the fire, Nor would a New Britainite in Patchogue, L. 1., evidence any great- er intevest in a similar occurrence. . June 20, 1928: Old Man Gorman: Cut out the sob atuff! Get that? Brother Tom knows where he can go! I'm off of you two for life! Never mind writing to me again, Ne time for foolishneas! June y at about 2:30 o’'clock M C. 8 |garted through the strcets of the . tgwn with none other than Matthew July 10, 1928 15" Cqllahan, secretary to Mayor My Dear Father: Hope you and geod eld Tom quite well. Would you please wire me $200 care First National Bank? Am com- |ister salesman, ing home. trade in Patchogue when the town Your loving #6n, |siren sounded a fre call. Men Cliffie. {jumped from private automobiles, vaulted stere couriters and came a serious expression on his face picks That is. unless it happened to be a sometime ago when a ladder truck Faoncsss, calmly sitting at the wheel and, presumably, having a fine time o Callalian, at that time a cash res- | was culling on the from all other peéints of congrega- tion, moving as ene te the firchouse. Felzing the spirit of the occasion, mericans are good guys. but you ain't all wet yourselves. 1 lamped the Yanks, the more I knew Danes were good scouts and that right here in this dump we had a mob of bozos who clicked 100 per cent " Or when he refers to his King as the “the main squeeze” or “the top kick” and says that after all he is a “pretty decent old duffer?” Or when he is asked to compare Amecrican and Danish girls and, aft- er detailing his opinions of the for- mer, treats his feminine compatriots something like this: “But the dames over here are the berries, too. They're a keen gang of flappers. They may not be so goofy over the hooze and the butts, but they're just as hot at necking?” And try to picture the expression of a proud Danish mother when her son returns home garbed in semi- American fashion, with dinky skull cap, sweatshirt covered with girls' names, multi-colored belt buckled at the side, and garterless hose, to say nothing of a fancy hair-cut with leng sheiky sideburns and possibly a tiny mustache, 7 Or when he refuses to go to church on Sunday, saying he doesn’t want to “park on his haunches all day while a sky pilot spouts a lotta bunk.” And, Instead, announces hi intention of “raking up a broad and going down to the seashore to moke wheopee?” And If rebuked retorts, “Aw. go drop in a sewer!™ It these things happen, the sus- picion that there is something rot- ten in Denmark will become a cer- tainty, as will the belief that the rot was imported from America, And, States for corrupting the language of its youth. Judictal Council's Views The more | ;down a rain spout and follows have limbered up so's I can move about without feeling like I'm in a trance from his body blows, T'll tell you ahout the scrap that kept the fans on the edge of their chairs in excitement, noi is mention the dozen or so that fell eut into the atsle. Round One. We mixes cautious- |1y to find what each other in hiding up our slecves, if any .and then “Lanky” flashes over a loft to the bheak. I comes bach with a right that rolls off fis chin like water it with another to the same place. He covers up and hands me a wicked right to the map that does every- thing except tickle me. This bimbo had no more use for ring science than a college professor has for a package of chewing tobacco but he carried wallops that would put a whole class room to slecp. A fast right catches me on the point where a fella raises chin whiskers and I crashes against the ropes “If you can’t pick a Penred” mutters “Lanky.” ‘“pick a place to fall.” I'm for telling him to lay off the cigar store talk but figures that actions speak louder than words, especially if they's a kick to ‘em. So 1 bounces off the ropes and drives a mean left to his breakfast, fol- lowing it with a one-twe that crowds him into a corner. He clinches, breaks, and recks me with a stiff poke to the ivory. I shakes it off and wades into him like it's none of anvbody's business. My right heats a tattoo on his ribs with a left kecping it company. With mitts working like pietons on a freight en- gine and switching from hody to regardless of the relative size of the map I tries to hatter him down. two countries, Denmark will imme- | diately declare war upon the United wasn't any easier than punching & ‘hol: through a brick wall with bare Battering this tough bimbo down knuckles. fomehow I gets his pins | wabblirg under him, winds up with my left, but just as I'm ready to | Lt.-Col. A. 1. Thompeon: decora- . ...°; 5 Callahan took to his hcels and Was| g0 1o Stop C: Ab hana it : 3 | " bury red hel ck when hunt- e p Court Abuses an: o him and curtains, the but during recent decades the em- lyion, 41 . Humphrey; music, W. |10 i““yj:“ld 7 ba one of the first to arriv 4.| For more than a vear. there has bell clangs. United States will hecome phusis has been rather strong upen H. Gladden; reception, Mayor Bas- LR g T . J:ml; ;'l- ':M“";" ;:!’:r";:“u' been in existence in the state of Con- | Round two. We comes outa the Sl e finances o 'sett; invitations, D. N. Camp; enter- cd the individugl who a necticut. a body i di- " ¥ i ol i Ty : jl‘f ‘_\"(KI' = Hm'“”:"l’?' & _"m,om:r |tatnment, D. N, Dr::u M rocakers, Many People Want Clubs be the chief. Callshan did, and as| (80U D) ourdl)‘olv(\:::('l‘c\:: ot e a::v:o:emx .Il-l{t“;fl ':nah:‘eit: e By e s ey i ¢ matter Was €CATCC | Juage John Walsh; finance, George To Close at Eleetion the iskr gwung stt et 1he Sarase It |paratively few residents are aware the surprise of my life in the shaps vientioned, and the fighters, espes iy panders: press, B. F. Gaffney:| x. york, July 28 P—The sug picked up a carge ol ;:'l": aratus | OF its functions. The public acts of of a right wallop to the side of the troaty becans cially the npion. did nat expect fireworks, B. Stanley; Sunday o i OUp U W Straus, prest. | 1aen. h::|:' '::T:"”“ m.fi.v ‘street | 1127 Provided for the creation of the jaw that knocks me off balance like canted no foreign 1o obtain a king's ransom for an |scrvices, . l'."r(eg«[a:‘;v-n:.vffll' dent of the Republican Business ‘)“d' i Slg-time, Catlghan delivered f::’“:rllnr:;l":; Nr'lv‘!"'f:uao':: m:;ilyn:;; a fish peddler’s scale. Instead of be- tangistionits Wppearance, [ Bbnj e Each sub-com- Men, Inc., that golf cluba close for a s eompany of fire fighters te the | o BTFCE FRHOT: U bl il as ag he had the life of & A3 et i e a0 s gome bad, fop, Mittes Will be composed of 15 oF (cy hours on eloction day in Nevem- | o Sa Bk the bikze. campletE: ko) PIMSIUE And peactine “the ! wilg tiger and then some. Judging 7 imick o s S e 20 members of the whole commit- 4 .. oy o reminder te thelr members first and enly experience as & fire ;\ans.“ m‘; durin.“t‘]m p:’“ x’?::n::r; from the "'Fk' his secnl\d's must o_l i oo it i LR e G o L e i e 10 vote. in mecting with ready re- truek driver. rionthe’ & WABET ot euspatlons | p e | el hopt S § do not entangls where did it go? There is some. | Co. E drilled on \\_alnut Hill pa; isponge. ie xays. His letter, eontain- | e, Siavs Bhin Passdd Wone 56 NAges i something b atices e el o thing wrong, and Tex has plenty to 1ast night. After assembling at the e 4h. yceeation has been taken | A Merrier, Mervie Life S town sl eren e . Tearing into me an though I'm ¥ : outihdes sant jarmory, Captain Bullen anneunced ynqcr advisement by several clubi It Nantio—Nometimes A borough COurte, o sus. his only rival for the hand of soms z worry alout besides radio. & e . : ! " . he counell is us- Sty ; i g bl iy s ':e:n‘o";!;‘le\.tlkera.- xéplics 18 Wim Wy, with Anticstiont Camp life at Niantic is not etire- | (jco George W. Wheeler and the sec- (uhon BUYS Jane, he snaps a left to ) ; e b it Dy omatle S v flled with hard work and 1AbOr | rciary In Attorney Richard H. Thil. (L Map. a FIght o the body, and WHAT ABOUT PROHIBITION [ceeded to pars, el b {J; ———e according to the national guardsmen | jing of Hartford. | then starts all over again. I covers Jounduries (o them are the A Chicago correspondent signing Marched ":;“’_ el ti from this city who spent two weeks| ‘The most recent miggestion of the :‘"‘;;;‘;"n:“‘d;rf:‘;“r“k" npparcit T : himself €. C. Hanch has favored us - y 0“ at the camp lately. The soidier boys council to the judges was couched like e “anchor & ] s B s ey sl s was b ervalions N oy Topporiunitios to AMusC |in the following ferms: ~Adoption M&N 0N A tug-of-war team. 1 dodges a2 | o bae “dmulnasy neetihan they il diltten omueniue (e aiting foodey e e NS, o8 SO (1} n W ‘b themaeives and engage in harmless |by them (the judges) of a rule of @ Wicked left and litty my bean in @ are on the North American con- of the two political parties toward jmonths. It is rarely that cal_r;‘nol n 4 ealher fun. As usual the vookies are forced |practice for their courts that sen. !ime (0 top & heavy right that 4 & tinent. A horde of alliances and prohibition. Thompson takes a holiday. aud when T ey 'the brunt of the fun mak- |tences imposed by them in criminal knocks me dizzler than the blond Hi T FRRIISY. : A he has done so Building Inspector {ng and arc used in a rough man- cases will not be suspended except in next door. As my ivory clears I sees will 3 treaties have iz up in Europe he party platforms arc curious purnbull has been there te take his| Washington, July g ner. open court and unless the mitigat- a0 opening, draws back my trusty ices <i the war. all hasing as their examples of Leating about the bush. place. There are few places where for Southern Net England: Owe guy we'd love 1o choke! uring the tour of duty the regu- |ing circumstancen of the case clear- left, and lets go. In doing so 1 made cgm 1 oliect 1he mainton e of the status The Democratic platform pledges an the town clerk Is ax much en the era Saturday; Sunday fair; mederate lar soldiers amused themselves by [ly justify such action and that upon & bigger mistake than the groom OCIJ auo regardiess of its pecullarities, honest cffort to enforce the 16th 190 a1 here, and the celonel seems ' temperature, A Mild Hint! vabbing the unfortunate rookies|each exercise of such power of sus- Who told his new bride he loved her sers § to met much enjoyment out of his' I‘orccast for Fastern New York: i cling: “YOU Pope? |and hurling them bedily inte the’pension the judge of the court will biscuits and hoped to have ‘em 5 Manifestls 11 {nited States cannot amendment and makes no direct \come Showers Saturday merning. clearing | 27 Dowling: V0L 1he Bonet e On f0p of this the rookies had [cause to be pread upon itk record every day, “Lanky" blocks the left & £l be. & sort of arbitrator in such mat- reference fo the Volstcad act. The | Although New Britain ls growing Haturday afternoon ep night: Sun- [ FES 4% Fo B0 e S ] T s unmereltyl pasting with [9f facts upon which the order of and then turns loose all he had, will g ters and the Kellogg pacts can never Republican platform pledges a rapidly, it still has enly one pawn- day fair: mederate temperature. Dowling: “Well, after looking at |mud. They were alse forced te voll |suspension was passed.” which was plenty. Aot | P <hop and that is not doing a very Conditiéns: Thé¢ Newfeundiand 1 ith th 4 1 they fail- | . Although the law doss not compel He walloped, me with eversthing Ker e regarded as an cxcis: e " a j i . h beomn e ¢ 10 have us vighrous enforcement of the amend. YUOR NS L Mol oy deal- disturbance has remained Almest! (e condition ef ms ahifis nd | e reneny they | were |the judger to be obedient fo the rec- but last ight’s bedtime story snd [l at take sides with the contending fac- ment and fails to mention the Vol- jo gre tn clothes, a8 It has not stationary with diminishing '“""'I.?du think you might "...Q premptly smeared with u barrage of ommendations of the council. un- this morning’s breakfast dishes hel S b Barepe. stead act. Whete, thieh, 46 the At ‘f.-e reached the prominence where it sty 3 Presure ::th"l::mo "e:' res e A8 O it & Foxt |esws. Great sport for the regulars ::"';’;:I":‘:"";f"'m;g‘m""n;‘:“ i ‘V“(‘"d“"“g ":‘" “: 5 “":'[;‘ ";‘I’:: pas acts are a ste e p1 o ? oans money on jewe's, Mackenzie valley eastwal reen- v - d ® casted, an ow. er The pacts are a step in the right fe ”nc« ; Charles H. Mitchell, clerk of the land. S byt not s funny to" the ::ckl":“ orders hacked by a statute. The L SO navoe, or whatever| v.v;o direction, but they don't go as far | The differcnce mainiy tes in the | RRUR EL TR ST S qenting | A disturhance ever the lower lake| Most of the big league b bE eay EhE WeVh Sane + | council. in all probabillty. has been yne word is which the newspapers| a as European interpreters think they attitude “of the candidates. HOOVCT yrin an the Sound Mends reglon will move slowly eastward |P! rs grew up in the country. i e | MAde AWATe Of the fact that all the o0 " qeeeribe what the hurricans! Th ints should be clearly is for everything that is dry while| The local scheois are net equip- and cause showers in the Atlantic! Well. country boys maturslly sentences prenounced from the o p'yie T T ag like the farm , ‘j L S 2 e s teph, This is sald to states Saturday. Otherise gener-|make the best fielders, terrible in that.” beneh in the eriminal courts about |' e tor s deyall 1! «tated at the siEning consention to Smith's tulcgram to the convention |ped with telephones. This tn s 1o sites Maturday. CRSrPOC IR e Complainant: “Listen. Jedge, it |fne state wers not served, despite hand bits the hay afler 8 CoV all be held in Parls. 4 his appointment of Kaskob ""..'; m‘: \-:105.":' :;u ?nlt.rp':r:‘;\t. I’mt ;4- uul.:: fl:'uydly ..'.’- Sunday. No Wonder! was jest when As was demonstratin’ | (ne solemnity with which they were f\'.r.:f-'l: "‘1 |:;:p-m|rr'|to'o:}e of thoee| et = his national chairman ehows €learly 1o railure to reach an agresment Cooler weather will overspread the What charge are you mah 'lflc:‘-; "\:“':‘:;ll t:{n‘rll“"d; hnhnd;d'hdownm:zdd the publicity 7o o the eara which the eute ::-T 7 4 Lk sam ey provoked. O METROPOLITAN AREA that rds the prohibitien with the telephone company, wh\fll; Mld':fle Adu.m:: ':‘“:ms:,?.;?.:{ m::k.l:lt‘“:f:.'::’ ja‘;;y'“;:‘-‘:‘“n“e”h-“ :"'“"':,,," = ",_‘;" "‘": c"m o iformity In the flappers is always \rn:l‘;lo:e wi;\;t, e e P en Ses e status intolerable. has charges for only houses and night and mederate 4 ’ : -y i " f suspension, that as a leather pusher 7 a Thie heing an open season for the status quo as intolera busincas eatablishments and will not will prevail Sunday quite generally |me n de M:l 0 hard dat he made Mra. C. F. Sinnott. exercise of the power of suspensio: L} and In eaeh instance a public record miade of the reason for its exereise, manufacture of metropolitan areas{ Hanch says it iy “time for straight there is no reasen why N Rritain thinking and i t low.’ (Cepyright, 1928, Repredyetion in & harness shop making halters. Porbidden) T | in middie and northern dections éast NOAH CO! of the Minsinsippi siver. make a special rate for the 1% chools of this eity. construetive aeting, 't see anpthing o0