New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 31, 1928, Page 8

e e e NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MAY 31, 1928, fireman to be firinly tied thercin and | commanders and officers generally. | hear the Alabama True, the House passed a naval epeeches; one also Dill—reducing the original navy pro- |impression from his speeches sram to only 16 ships at a cost of |the Senate’s main business is to ,000,000. slashed the navy program down to - !the barnacles, rejegiing a plan for new cruisers and one airplanc and merely appropriating +nough for a start on the construc- tion of three lestroyers—auithorized by the Wilson navy program of 1916! What helped to 3 New Britain Herald| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ‘ land let down to the thus securely bundled up his form was slowly suspended {rom the roof pavement by means of a long rope b is part he Senate last week Issued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg., 67 Cburch Btreet BSCRIPTION RATES 4500 & Year. $2.00 Three Months 6c. & Month. of the cquipmett. Quite an idca, that; it |1y saved injurics to othir sibly the life of th The "town via the chiefs which | While there & and heard When he it indoubted | he has said for a long time wa | | Smith is nominated take a Uip to and pas- fir arrier point is that ths hed fire ended last convention of submarines and three Mr. Nob! saw the Europe Entered at the Post Office at w Biit- alo s Second Clase Mall Matter. plia [ask, why return at that time? smash the erst- | not program was | Ala Kallogg peace notes soonsored by | administration. Thus while Se tary Wilbur talked a big and better and mightier navy, Secretary of State Kellogg talked about a multilateral ith France, Britain, Italy and Japan for the renunciation of its functions explained TELEPHONB Business Office Editorial Rooms . CALLS . 926 . 928 ed to Now Britain | ambitious navy partm L @ 5 The cnly profitable advertising medium in the Ciy. Circulation books and press room siways open to advertiers. baz Similar zood ideas 1 all conventions. Just ng ity i ief H con ROBERT QUILL. Home still has its uses. You well changs wonderit vt | treaty v Great Member of the Assoclated Fres The Assoclated Prese 1s exclusive titled to the use for re-pudlication il news credited to it or mnot otherw credited o this paper and also local sews published thereln. er Poli 1l chiefs at en- ¢ | should E o rmany, very se | vention of Spr Colorado +0 weapon of iplete war as a offense, defense or any- \l Old-fashioned children and has recelved “grati- | [NFir elders. | spectable. s from any, ol ngs. It wo cost the city $40u resps lly every | thing else Thelr elders were fyin nations progressive ty in the re three of these | England and | Metber Audit Bureaa of Circulation Ihe A B. G 18 & pational orgapization ich furnishes newspapers and adver- : s with a strictly honest anaiysls of clasees ifself & ircuiation. Our circulation tatirice are . rased upon this audit. This inrures pro lection sgainst fraud in newspaper iclbution fgures to both nation: ocal sdvertisers. country will v Britain G Some people play golf, and of can’ talk about many things. Another good the alility fo memorize good p il never quote it Seven-tenths of life's unplea ness can be traced to money ters and the other three-tenth, things that hurt the ego. Japan, An r are worth mioney, The po- iministration favoring & big- | ahlet ca zer half the time and trying to recognize He good 1lea vy when he - Vil put over the outlawry of war the re- mander of the Fhe that it played to both the one meet scors of th ] b tinie is i a peculiar | to_New | \When suc ntion positior canclusion is inevitable | The Herald 1o on sale daily fork st Hotaling's Newsstand squa » Newastands, Srand Central, 42nd Street. for t nu 1 Chis 1 fire Timee Entrance hie yofls aron He like that von- navy and Noble will thiere the anti-navy factions of the popu- lace and if anything hae heen more | Incere in promulgating the ! notes than | need only | TERM to bri 1dea UNNECESSARY SHOR1 cerning the i NOTES BY (1Y For the second Kellogg furthering the rs and other make the trips much in time since the be- | o the cit eme for more cru; fiscal year &l warhoats, The Pres ginning of the city's ehort term note has had to be izsued dent topped it all Off mith his Getlystyirg speech, em- FINDING THE ITALIA Commenting upon the quest of the dir phasizing peace rather than big to tide over the rity until its tax ye All begine. The fis year begins April 1; the tax year 1. Be tween the two dates there is a hatus 18 likely to be gible Ttalia has a disady | of which does not eliminate | cxact number of idle blish a &ign painter in each t and count ‘em ins July lirking in the hackeronnd —the ve the fact that we remain weak in such craft on the | sel may be located befare the eruisers, Of 32 navy 1 old and faster than 27 Inots, most of them only 25 during which the city devord of cash. The fist short term | would he glad note wae for $400,000, the second |to happen The for $200,000, This torrowing s The fiscal year should be coincident with the tax year, or the latter with the former, If the city is to be bus inesslike and eager for economy the change ebould be made at the earliest opportunity ment sees print. Commentatore . ¥ 22 are or mors ye how e cannot o 12 always looks General Nohile and his 18 1 may them can do only 16 knots, There are | i vight criisers building or authorized: ilthough i a Washingtonian eense, the word “authorized” has little in commeon with actual eonstruction, | Th ar benefits China. The i [ niation 18 hecoming less dense built the ' the cities and above the ears, other criisers will be older and some of them will be so old they will have the appearance of one of Mr. Ford's first flivvers. We. built no new crnisers at all between 1908 and 1925; and now that even a moderate | unnecessary. | ha speedily hrought hack to the ouf Science informs us 1 bright ckirts of éivilization. or at least lo cated.go that aid mizht he rendered cspecially true of wild oats, ship hattling Tocating the The | Mlane. which is Ttalia wark sirplanes baee ta v the fime these are jee and 2 2 snow north of Epitzbergen, has only X o= Americanism: Wishing you | one chance of finding the lost air- THE MEMORIAL PARADE relative A successtul parade is one which attracts a large crowd and is an in- spiration to those who look on and those who march. | ‘The Memorial Day parade was suc- ceentul. Obviously, it was not perfec- | tion, even for a moderately long parade; some of the bands and fife and drum corps were t00 close to- gether for one thing, and not every- one entitled to march in it was there ut the appearance in general must have been gratifying to those in charge and the throngs along the route and commendation and con- gratulation are in order. The sunny morning brought out a large outpouring of the public and no patriot could regard the event as he- | ing of merely routine significance. Memorial Day parades have an in- terest for all because of the his- toric events they emphasize and to the young of tender years, Who we! not alive when even the last con- fiict took place, they are educational as well. Children, by the way, were plentiful along the route yesterday ship, ons predicated upon the poc- sibility that it came down in that vi giving you dime. a penny shine foy cinity. Even =0 the visthijty 1s small Peopls once respected law people aren’'t impressed by lodge emblem if sorry men can the lodge. compared with that of an airehip. i navy program has been shelved by nate it looks as it we will re- main weak in cruisers. Radio mesages from the Italia re ported strong head winds while re turning from the Pole. When the radio messages ceased it was natural 8 the § What the next Congress will do 6 | problematical The elephant emblem vided mud, is a good He is the only animal with a hose to s The signifi- | cant fact today is that we made no ¥ to suppose it merely meant that the gluolisa radio apparatus had gone out of adway worth speaking of in the ession just ended. commigsion; hut . we now are left to conjecture more serious mishaps, Tha of May 26 now is generally helieved to have originated at another from the Ttalia You can tell how people have more they much cu! garbled radio message THE NEW POSTAL RATES Although the like to talk about source postal department Apects a net decrease in revenue of | 600,000 as a result of the re- | dnction in post card or private mail- than The erew of the Halia will he ablr to live In the Arctic wastes for a rea- sonable time on the eupplies taken ' INE cards from 2 cents to 1 cent, it with them. Before these get low asi- planes should be able to locate the brave men wherever they may be. 1lso expects an increase of $4,000, 000 from the new plan to permit business reply cards and envelopes to | be sent through the mails collect on | This which that firms receive bus- iness reply cards and Jetters in bus- | iness reply envelopes postage C. O. D., is expected to help business as well as the government. It undoubt- edly wil), | The man who first called i “human foNi divine” prol |stayed away from the beach confined himself to the rotogra scetions, THE NAVY PROGRAM AND PEACE NOTES | The administration alive provieion, means can na retains its status and can be acted | upon at the next Con- grees. The program was greatly re- and the proudest among them werc | duced d info Congres- they who could yell to their daddies sional wafers. secretary Willur, pre- in the line of march, | sumably with the backing of the ad- In a Memorial Day parade intereét | ministration, once hatl a always centers in the remnants of | program for 74 vessels the Union army. The men in blue who rode in automabiles yesterda were not many. Though on in years zome of the boys in blue stili appear hale and hearty. They now ride in automobiles instead of marching, as they did in the good old days. Re- ardless of whether they march or 1 e program b | Graph: A kind of chart use fussy people to make a si husiness scem important and }“ rious. scssion of g its dip Note to politicians: Reduction of transient rates on | second class matter, which will af- | To et feet all those who occasionally wish {and persuading other to mail copies five-year to cost $750.- 600,000, This program was given a people of newspapers to | provide the fucl, feed a Belgiu friends in other cities, is expected | Barnum and Bailey hullabaloo and it wae 0 result in a net decrease in revenue |, jexc reljef, Mr, Lowden of $100,000. We doubt whether there | soven long years in the Presid will be any net decrease at all. It has | with hothing of interest to do. been commen knowledge that the | e ""‘ CC ] wMany deaths attributed to 4 or transient mailing of news- | ;i1 ition Probably heard so papers have heen so high that the | wet-and-dry talk they public simply diccontinued mailing | to death. The £00d over the noisc that he explained program of made to look the felt e was making that this T4 ships was only a he- that real thing. navy sceretary &0 later sinning; what he had in mind ride, our hearts i with them ; them excopt when absolutely neces- | Instead of a was a 20 to cost that r program Correct this sentence: “I" wealthy young bachelor,” said ‘hut it never occurs to me th always. 500,000,000 and iy reduction from then would The American Legion was out nicrely be a 1 this source there will be an increase. fanatic make would get the {religious diatribes. Heflin only has a fow pet peeves and he rarely goes be- |yona them. The only sensible thing cently when he declared if Governor he' intends until | clection is over. One ie inclined to stay in Europe? Few even in na would weep at the loss. l 4 \Facts and Fancies e clothes in the car. intelligence test i The easiest way to determine the men is to es- An old boy with a flappar sweet wistful—probahbly five of becanse she won't make mud pies. make plants grow at night. This time for more exercise: doing noth- ing while a.boy develops muscle by party | sh off the The less they have, the it. knack of huilding a great machine But suppose you give the farmers Think of were bored 0. K.! Magistrate (at West Leyton): “Were you mentally affected by the illnes: ‘Witness: “No, and T can give you proof. I voted for you at the last eclection!" that hear Down the Ages! Magistrate (at West London Court, to a woman): “Coming to a police-court seems to have an ex- traordinary effect on your age you were before me yesterday age was given as 63. Today only 50. What IS your ag The Woman: ‘“Forty-nine! (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) s re- to the Seud all communications (o Fua Shop Editr, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. your Why It the Politicians Only Knew! wet vote, the dry vote, the caught-on-the-fly vote, But the vote to go after, we'll say The really worth-while vote's the cheer vote, the smile vofe, And the guy who gets that wins the day can't Rain or Shin Lawyer: “I'd advise you to plead insanity to this murder charge.” Client (amazed): “You must think I'm crazy!"” THE FAIR REWARDS Legal Tender-ness! 1f T should sing a song for you Of love and summer sighs, sad, sweet song for singing Beneath the star-burned skies; ected re thers oetry A QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- ! not be answered. All letters are con- | Adenttal.—Editor, <ant- mat- A s to|Tf T should sing a song for you Of a kiss on 2 Springtime breeze, Would you laugh, my love, or wonld you Demand half the rovalties? R. E. Jameson Took It Up! worldy -wise King Solomon, Proverbs, Chapter Thirty-one Talks of a wife; He tells the truth, iust as he should He DOES HIM | The says a man's wife GOOn All of her life! Wallace Q@ Who composed the Rebe Daniels tock supported IGairl, 8vam™? A James Hal Josephine Dunn. and James Mack 2. Was there much the strike in the mines of the Colo rade Fuel and Tron Company Southern Colorado in 19142 A industrial contests in history. ng oceurred between 4,000 coal miners, and_the state militia After President Wilson intervened in December, 1914, an investigation was made by congress followed by one by the Commission on Industrial Relations Q. invented A In 1555 the pneumatic tfire, as we know it, was imvented by Dunlop and at ence came into uni- i|versal use on the bicycle. Pnen- “Jed Greene was here ter-dav." i .. fires were first made e said Mrs. Marty Croshy to Dave, her | (/00 0 (8 FEH DR00 1504 hnshand. 5 Michelin pose he wanted th' int'rest.| "o "Uyyot o the address of the | Marty 2" growled the old man. | Jewish Publication society? | “Yes, an” he savs ef we don't Payv| - 4 Rroad street and up by termorrow at nine, he's a-| o on o Sppin PRt BT goin’ to foreclose. Ye know he {}'“ Q. What are the names of ome 11’ same thing to Tub Wilson. But ] il | Tuh eaid he'd g0 to Noo York an'l:{r:l’n"l‘"l llar dog actors on the i1y to raise th' money, But Tub fail- | 4 ¢ to do it, so he wired Jed Greene, | pena e | ‘Can’t -raise $2.600 foreclose.’ " . plied Dave, 'I')“‘: ‘s an awful ot A, That appellation is given all falbe for ‘j_“lj"-- ekt of the western hemisphere south of | Anienpncho S lanealgnts the Rio Grande. It includes Me "“"L.'.“'th:h{""‘f:”;::el“,:h" con. | i°0: Central America and the cont ~ bk " [nent of South America. The term soled Dave, arising from his chafr | 2L ©F SOuh fmerica. | he term ) indiguantly, “vemomber tew-Mghi| o, g thet the Bpenish tan. our dear boy Asa s-comlin tollC e hlah s spolken: iR & those h”}j; countries (Portuguese in Brazil) is | Vet derived from the Latin and partly Our dear boy Asa hecause Latin is the language of | “You Know he went to Noo York | (helr _religion, which is largely to make his fortune. Ie's been Roman Catholie. away two werks now an' I M Bayliss Gertrude William Fderle Aunstin His Little Joke! Panline: “Do yon think ve met last mght is the Manager down in his office? Helen: “Naw, he ain't al. T heard him say he vate wire!” that gny General a Tiolence in ights 3 | no Gener. | had a Pri- | n pop in Ars. € . Anderson Fight union The Return of the Prodigal (A Rust Mellerdrammer) By J. § Kirchoff Jed Greena was known all over Shorewood as the meansst man in town. In his early days he madle his money in the banking business, He never drew a check, but generally a | revolver, But now he held a re- sponsibla position. He also held a mortgage on the Croshy homestead. had r al But your join pro- Girard Mture Rim-Tin-Tin Range Strongheart, and ¥l countries compose re- to t the »ably and vure dear hoy Aea!" repeated d by : mple mys- farms In When | ou an,‘ Tt was one of the most violent | When were pneumatic tires | 1 be authorized by dlaw". forces, including all drafted composed the National Army. Q. Are Slovaks and Slovenes the same? A. A Slovak is onc of a Slav people in northwestern Hungary and parts of Moravia and Bohemia. These men, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and the Mur region of Hungary. Q. How can a mahogany finish be put on an outside door that has | been painted white? | A, Tirst remove the paint with a good paint remover. Then wash the surface with benzine or de- natured alcohol according to the | brand of remover employed and al- low to stand until thoroughly dry. {Then smooth the surface with fine sandpaper and afterwary mahogany stain, Q. What is the value of a three- cent ultramarine postage stamp of Tn uncancelled it is listed at $1.50; if cancelled, 6 cents, ! Q. What is meant by a “mottled painted surface”? A. A surface that is marked by spots of different color or shades of color. Q. Can you give me the name of a good book on the place occupied by women in industry in primitive times? | A, Woman's Share in Primitive ! Indnstry hy O. T. Mason published |in 1900 | What is the | name Ogg? the Riblical Bashan? A. 1t in derived from the Anglo- Saxon “oga” meaning “terror’. It is supposed to he a short form of some longer name, as Ocgwealt, and fefers fo some greal warrior who inspired terror in others. Tt has no connection with Diblical King of Rashan Q When wa Tegion orzanized? present membership? A, The Legion wa & Louis, M The last report gives ship as 713.99% Q. Deseribe man Republic? AT har of equal length and width, black on top, ved in the middle and gold | the hottom 25 Years Agér Today derivation of the Dooes it come from name “0Og", King of the og, the What American is its organized at v S.10, 1219 the member Mjason the flag of the Ger has three horizontal | National Thomps ative F. W ption given . A. M. state conuneil Marshal A | and National Represen I Johnson attended a re by Execelsior council, Jr. O of Waterbury fo the “onnecticut last night The slopes of Walnnut especially on the West side, have been so badly hurned by the recent drought that even the showers this forenoon made ne per ceptible change in their appearance The season of the Rovs club will be brought to tomorrow eve- ning. Tt has heen the club's successful one, and the membership is above 500, Harry Boardman, the city rate | maker,” has compiled the rata hook | and filed it with the city elerk. The ret total of the list is §11,716,591, William Koniff's pool room on | Church street. was rohbbed of two boxes of cigars last night Captain Coholan of the New Brit- Jin High track team has protested Twitchell, Hartford's best man, on jof Hill parl Main street 1 close most But houso ants—thoss pests that Our Washington Bureau's latest Q. Are there ostrich 5 4 e the United States? he's a-made it. Sometimes it Sieees DSl A longer, I'll watch f'r him opened a hig door and Ostrich I'arm, 101 Pasadena avenue, | and watched and watched Los Angeles. California: Florida " Ostrich Farm, South Jacksonville, “Why, Marty, our prayers ey been answered. 1 think I see Asii o ywhat military units were in a-comin' up th* road now. Yep|ine National Army in the World | that’s his hrowp derny. An' 1 know War? that brown-stefped suit. An' his] ' A ' By Act of June 3. 1916, Con- | light top coat. An' those patent|grecs cnacted that the Army of the | Lottt an United States should consist of the Marty turned and regular Army, the volunteer Army, R EECH D 1 s the officers Reserva Corps, the en- shouted: “David, you darn fool! | it Troserve Corps, the National Shut that door! Ye're a-standin'|Guarg while in the service of the there a-lookin' into Asa's clothes |{sniteq States and “such other land | closet.” 3ut Asa did come home and Jed forces as are now or may hmram-rJ Greene did not foreclose the mort- David watched 1hie to m. hev lency when she saw standing she Pro- much 'm h HOUSEHOLD EDITOR, 1322 New York Avenue, MB. . ! l | STREET AND NUMBER Slovenes are a Slavonic people of | s stain with | of many varieties, from the little red feliows to the big blac bulletin tella all measures to take to rid the premises of these summer-time marauders. Flll out the coupon below and send for it: CLIP COUPON HERE the ground that he is a post-grade uate. New Britain will enter a re. lay team composed of Coholan, Hart, Flannery, and Lawton in the Wes- leyan meet. | Attorney Charles H. Mitchell wit- I nessed the military parade in New York city yesterday. New Britain High lost another baseball game yesterday, St. Thomas winning by 18 to 3. The winners made 13 runs in the first inning. The Young Men's club of Plaine ville held a most successful social in the town hall, nearly 30 couples !being present. Arrangements were in charge of John Trumbull, James Usher, and Charles Diggle. 0. I Curtis has been drawn to serve op the jury in the criminal term of the superior court. N P. Corbin, W. H. Hart, F. G. i Platt and John B. Talcott have pre- !sented to the Y. M. C. A, the land behind its present building. On the land thus generously donated the association plans to erect its gyme nasiun, ‘James A, Dawson to Wed | Miss Mary L. Cheney, | (Sperial to the Herald) | w York, May 31—James Aq n, an engineer, .of 78 Colume bia Heights, Brooklyn, N. Y. the zon of James 1. and Abbe Kent Dawson o f New Britain, Conn, where he was horn, and Miss Mary 1. ('hencwy, a journalist, of 119 East T street, this cify, obtained a lix to ed here Tuesday and ana nounced they would be married next month in this city. Miss Chenay was born in South Manchester, Conn. the daughter of Walter B. and Lil« lian Spring Cheney. MOST people know this absolute antidote for pain, but are you careful to say Bayer when you buy it? And do you always give a glance to see Bayer on the box—and the word genuine printed in red? It isn't the genuine Bayer Aspirin without it! A drugstore always has Bayer, with the proven directions tucked in every boxs Aspirin i the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture ot Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacl® PIGS MAY BE PIGS worry the lives out of housekeepers— varletiea abtout them and what Washington Bureau, Daily New Britain Herald, Washington, D C I want & copy of the bullstin HOUSE ANTS AND HOW TO GET RID OF THEM, and enclose herewlth five cents fn looss, uncancelled, U. B. postage stamps, or coln, to cover postage and handling costs: » BPATE .iooiss I am a reader of the Daily New Britain Herald. strong numbers and made a tine I'he Another important improvement in al ‘service contemplated fs the specia combined The service 1s program, some appearance. The other ections navy seeretary, in fact pos helped of the parade to I delivery eervice with special handling to he likewise e Snappy ill off his program by hecoming n to hold demanding and happy. The two hands and two 1 100 bombastic. Prople and drum corps were husy a bth o ir hand i extended to all classes of mail isn | girl would be 'ucky to get me.” | Copyright 1928, Publishers | Syndicate « ] B i Observations gage on the day threatened. It was two days later that foreclosure took place! the ANP NoT VERY MUCH HAPPENS N The Toonerville Trolley That Meet s All the Trains. By Fontaine Fox, THE SKIPPER KEEPS HIS EYES OPEN AS HF dofs ALeNG THE LOCALITY otk and is expected to yield an inerease | 1t no doubt | will be found that those who desire | know w navy department piping days Dus THAT HE Do¥SN'T KNow ABoUT. the necessity or advisability of doubling ip on the with 10 the uliar configuration | was thinking of 1 what the we of $800,000 in revenue. af wntown streets and the was coming to in these On The Weather an extra special service such as this | St o 5 | Washington, May willing to pay for it, aithough the | WES | ME O - T Ronibitietigiienyice fustendod tonight and Friday; not much nge in temperature; moderate | winds, mostly northwest IForecast Fastern | Fair tonight and Friday change in temperature winds, mostly northwest, Conditions: Areas of high pres- sure are central over Idaho and Tndiana. They are producing pleas- new rates will bring a net inercase of | ant weather in all the northern di $5 tricts, A dusturbance central over | Kansas is causing unsettled weather Iwith thunderstorms from Texas northward to Nebraska. The tem- | {perature continues about normal | for the scason of the year in {tions of the Rocky Mountains, | Conditions favor for this fair weather with cool nights warm cmperatures of peace. 31.—Yorecast England: Fair line of march, the pub- little The early hill scen 4 En to hay nd e heen e effort can eee hoa bl et su ff to scare after the to in- parades twice, once along the h cakdown® ude all classes of Main Main This, of cou mail, ch; o street and in done at reduced rates for New York not much moderate ilong stroet st Main s 1o he general that the improv- strect t Gene will be Unit rvice the 0 popular as to tage: a good parnde is always worth for the with the T rrrant cetimate of increased seeing twice i€h navy; in igrecd s s almost everyt It was followi I'he postal department thinks the | sorry exhibition of sreement When the rec Congregational church the efficionc fire covered the But firemen and equipment it the administration pro- nearly 000000 from the new and mproved services and a net decrease of the £ more than £21,000,600 from the roof of the 1 b f . rate reductions. These figures mani- the were there with hose tly are gueeses, Like treasury sec- | fight E ol partment in o gucssing what the vic b inity and as well as the fire tto f Worde ury surplus will a year A footing 3 ' 3 . Ay hea v unsteady ered tile Sudde His mates 1 the postal department like- “Ye Gawds—they both love me, or one of these daisies les!” terday High 78 makes mistakes in trying to Iy one ¢ « in advance “what the revenuc Atlanta Atlantic Boston Ruffalo ana | Chicago Cincinnati inmped ORE THE VINE! Jlie has show ic has shown that City | | | ey prevented ome unreasonable 7 35| (As she docs regulary, Helene 13! Gibson, now in London, has sent 46 | to The Fun Shop various bits of court-room chuckles she heard while attending various courts in England.—Editor.) down the precip! decrease in revenues in- ot carry him to { thence expected increas had i down e that instead of deficits in | Tienver Drtroit Dututh | Hatteras | Jacksonvilie | Kansas City Los Angelos [ ami [ Minneapolis | Nantneket New Haven Crteans Yorl Noriolk 75 admurals and naial iszue of some kind in the Senate 10 | Northgeld, Vt. 64 ied by ice ) half toppled B attempted that heen reduced ins 45 4n 13 a dozen men might popularity Ay bring ahout How He Teft Her! Magistrate (at Willesden) did your hushand desert you “1 threw him out of the to the pasement was then that IMire Chief Noble TALK BY HLFLIN Heflin 0ut the ohiect af heinz a zenator ol a0 &% 50 an 51 “How thought of a recently =2 added to the ontrivance of the de- othe The zotten i equipment <enator has querr idea Jartment for 1ef ordered out and hurried up th such emergencios definite i of Jadder to the e Lawyer (fo witness at Bow Coun- Court): “Did you see the a sort hag ¥ hout eservihing except the o I Nen x before the Senate fine A : #5 g etricken man and v nk Golernor Smith is an s , poputation le Ropee on the bag permitted the stricken 4 " “1 am the accident!