New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 29, 1928, Page 6

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The Herald ts on sale dally (8 N York at Hotaling's Newsstasd, Times Square; Schultz's Grand Central, ¢3nd Btrest. o — MEMORIAL DAY Coming in the middle of the week, \lemorial Day this year can be given over to its original uses with winimum of interference by holiday grabbers. When falling at the week- cnd, or on & Monday, holiday cha ing fairly swamped the true meaning of the day. Its falling on Wednesday removes the day from the temptation of making it a sort of Roman hol day. Yet there will who will give to Memorial Day no thought other than an opportunity for holidaying for the acquirement of as much of a time affords. Memorial Day is for memorializing the dead who good time as the the dead, especially ve their lives in the cause of their country. Let that he the main ob- Juety ELIMINATING DEATH TRAP. The way to proceed 16 to proceed, once said a sage who knew what he about. Changing the with equal was talking rhythm a bit one can say force that the way to eliminate dan- gerous grade crossings is to eliminate them, The mayor and the state highway commissioner relative to the e¢limination of the South Stanley street crossing through the construction a 1s made this discov- ery conference with the of an underpass is ght dircetion. Phe raroad managers tell us that tewer crossings would Lo dung ous if there were fewer fooly using them, That may be a satisfying ¢ ilroad stand ng should be planation from the r point; but cven a cros fool proof. The unfuiling and re- liable manner of bringing this about i6 to construct an underpass or an overpass. Thest went is wortis while, cost money; but the invest- Let the mayor, how that he has about dangerous alt until the gotten al crossings, rofuse end desired is achieved. Let him not by interminable con- up st to deceived ferences or cxcessive discussion. Ac- tion talks lowler thun worde. - The biggest item of tax reduction to0 benefit the country is the reduc- | tion of corporation laxes from 13 1 t. This reduction alone $125.450,000, half tr is reduction 10 12 per will reduce taxes than 1 by which is mor entire tax slash of 322 The considerat dlroads will tited sy by t in i tions. poration fuxcs ey are wmong our largest corpor Next in importance is the repeal in utomobile will yield cither tie which public or the automobile manufacturers 1 these the 1 chang Comparcd two it the remainder tax redi Jmounts to s Admniissio affect 33 This me only or ey ity o ts will be affected 4 these admission tick by a goverm only in the large cities where shows are considered good enough to rant $3 tickets, Sty to say, t change in the ticket tax will cost the government only §$17.000 however, wheth alance th LEaTE a4 resent tax slash wi plus, is trouble ahe n has been estimating the year in advance estimated 1ed out. It is same this ye of the Dud nvariably sumed he will do 1) but Dircetor Lord plus in 1929 would be only $142 s r as he could late. 1f hie estimate is nearly correct troub in storc—but that won't journcy along until after the next president is FOLLOWING it 4l as many cifizer MESSAGE been of the which panied the inauguration of the new ervents e e ro with a strictly honest wuslysie of | circulation. Our circulation etatietics are | Noewsstauda, Eatrance ‘ alf be many a citizen | r doesn't cre- it as less 1 as saying the sur- caleu- | may have NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, MAY 29, 1928, city administration, few will nm.!’s,fllzhle adjectives—sometimes go- say a token of praise for the man- | ing as far as six syllables. A Boston ner in which the mayor has followed !«auor went through the entire mes- !up recommendations in bis inaugural {sage on a quest of adjectives and his message. findings were Mayoral messages too frequently mescly interesting documents b indicate a thorough study of Recommendations fre- us follows: Amazing Avbitrary Autocratic tad | Bewildering | Bureaucratic Camouflaged 1 Coercive [ political platforms and then forget- | Cumbersom: |ting all about them | Tmpossiblc Lncom patiliic Incredible Insidious Intolerable A cing Objectionable Obnoxious Overwhelming Petty Precarious Prejudicial Preposterous Prodigious Prohibitory Repugnant Retaliatory Klovenly Unconstitutional Undesirable Undue Unworkabls Vicious Wasteful TROLLEY EARNINGS In telling the state that its ings dropped $2,000 a day Janus are w civie affaire, quently arc made and rarely carried {out. This has become quite the cus- |tom, Jike that of putting planks into | Dangerous message of this | Peceptive month | Detusive Discriminatory Drastic Mayor Paoness: vear, delivered less than a ago, promises to be an exception to the rule that has held for y s all can be grateful. So far the following ! mendutions” have resulted in action: | 2 Extraordin reconis A reform in property valuations on a downward scale was discussed | then 'Ihomasl | Linder has made known a willing- | |in the message. Since Ghastly Hazardous ness to co-operate. A check-up of all | property is soon to begin. Elimination of two grade croesings at South street (the | ing) and mayor | was discussed since | s0-called Stanley street cro | at Newington Th since that time has taken the first step in thut direction by enlisting the support of the state highway com- missioner. Here v the Connccticut compan that the one of AvAnue, gives additional trolley evidence business has become profit a few months of the year only. It was a mild winter, walking and automobile driving was not interfer- | ed with to a great extent so that the ;Irollny company made a poor record. than the space they occupy in print. ' Jis worst competitor is the weather. that | messages actually can be wort is evidenes mayoralty more THE YANKEF RESCUING THE “ITALIA" Commander Byrd, an optimist {regarding everything concerning aviation, thinks there is an “even rescuing the dirigible Italia, believed to be snow and ice- hound somewhere in the grim Arc- The so-cale Ameriean L professional | baseball clubs threatens to become a for the New York Yank cague of chance” of {runa throughout the entire circuit. The |tic. If one of the princes of Arctic | yankees so far have given evidence exploration thinks it inadvisable t0 | o heing considerably stronger than 0dds in rescuing the | cvery other team in the leaguc and | Nobile airship then citizens who are | ynjees they later slump hadly—suf- less inclined to be optimistic about things will that the | gotting in the percentage column— chances arc even less. Wonders|(he peculiar race is alrcady won. sometimes the | | Arctie has been without | | the spur of saving human life. If the { Nohile expedition has sufficient food | to puintain itself a reasonable time, lor is able to live from the meat of { Arctic animale, the location of the | | stranded ship may be found quite ! readily through the use of airplanee. | One of the most thrilling rescues | of history may be in the making. | | Not since the days of Stanley in thy | heart of Africa has there been an in- | "cident so touching the imagination | ! of mankind. Livingston found Stan- Doy the heart of a continent; | | give better uch agree happen, hows excitement in week ago when it | was thought Athletics had a | chance to lick the Yankees and be contenders for the pennant. The ex- short 'fved and resulted in lurge box office receipts. In order to make the American league interesting half the Yankee players should be distributed There was much traveree Philadelphia a the citement was race among other teams, WATERBURY'S REPUTE Throughout the country Water. bury has a good reputation: it is known as a town where a plenitude ingennity may find Nobile | o¢ Yankee prodpucts and his brave men in the heart of the | the famed Waterbury | thinge of hrass, in modern made, from clocks to arc Arctic. | | Citizens in Waterhury itself, how- NES “FOR SALE"” Scarcely is the ink dry Jones-White shipping bill story hobs up that the U. ever, fear its reputation is suffering on the | in another direction. It is known far than a!and wide as a city where liquor 1 $. Ship- | {f you know where to tap it; ther ping Board will rush the sale of the |also more or less vice in and around United States Lines and the Amer- | the city, #o it is said. Worst of all |ican Merchant Line. [for those who are not deeply inter This summa clude the sale of the Leviathan, the terested in vice, the finances of the | pride’ of the American merchant city arc built on sand. The bette | fleet. class of citizens seem to think that i The ship-sale ni is described 1!( nothing is done about the liquor (hhlin]ld the vice at least something challenge™ to private ship- |should eventuate about the financial who all along have saying that if the ;rmorumem1 out of the they would not hiesitate the pr striking in its suddenne ping interests, situation, as that touches cveryone's pocketbook. Sevel been ot shipping busincss ul years ago the nowspapers to take over of Waterhury were much incensed ment vessels. 1t the story |over the Ripper act by the Legisla- ‘0| a threatened sale is correct the |ture which sought to put the finan- private shipping firms will get their cial condition Bridgeport to chance to own all the ships the gov- | rights. Now Waterbury is as bad off | ernment fow in a as Bridgeport was and there is a ridiculously short time. | poseibility of the same kind of legis- Nothing is being said, however, as |lation at the next legislature. Water- to the price that the private interests | bury does not like the prospect and will be expected to pay for the ships. is not at that 1t wants it. The general price at which ships | The city has gone so far, however— have been disposed of by the gov- | through the medium of a mass meet- ernment in the past has been one- fifth ot govel in operates and all sure ing—as to call on the services of the their value, state tax department. That is a step in the right direction. Maybe, be- fore the Legislature meets, the lean- ing financial tower in Waterbury can !be straightened and ripper Such figures should make it casy tor the shipping companies to relieve the government of further wor whout operating ships. treat- FEWER RADIO STATIONS 1"ederal Radio Commission at |1y rips st secme to he acting with decisi ment avoided. If, however, the Legislature final- T things up In Waterbury opinfon throughout the state s not going to be aroused as was the case 1% to whit to do with the overplus of | regarding Bridgeport. The consen- energy in the long-discussed prohlem will | radio stations. The honrd has defl- | aus seems to be that Waterbury has | 162 stations had a plenitude of opportunity to closc August 1 |straighten out its affairs and if it | through the simple expedient of re- | nitely announced that will be forced to ails to do so what is coming to it |is its well-earned punishment. stations are in the Lastly, there is talk in Waterbury an even large num- {about the benefits of having a city middle western zone. | manager. If not, why not? No city affairs, operated | run by a city manager has found it- 1l hearers, and the na- | self in the financial slough of Water- programs not | bury. nor | for radio enjoyment. | The hoard is to be commended for | | tusing to rencw their licenses, Many of these York zone; 1 are small ¥ for lo of their cmed ture are TUR public interest ry A G BY DAW! Thos: who take their politics straight must heen & bit net- tled over the action of Viee-President Dawes in It “<howing &pirit in grappling with an desire of | have : intolerable situation. he svery town 1o possess u radio station | Nothing in | voting againet adjourn- indicated that Daw the Coolidg doesn't need not b encouraged ment. irs hiae disgusted the public the thougl tion, administra- mors n i of nearly 700 always play marbles air. all on the with the administration with | radio stations on the W interfering game of his own. By voting against {adjournment he gracefully viclded s his infiue ADJ | heen noticed that nee in favor of which want the Boulder Damn built, testimony that he thy with the McNary-Haugenites, 10 according to PRIESID may Tt President gave is in sym- Coolidge became more of the i) in his veto message R political writers cNar he had Hangen farm relief b wonld like r been in his entire pub- It turns out that the bz order to smite the administration e cares farm relier Bill that ie caid to be in guns of his Hterary battery consist- the From all preparation. and made front | ed largely of three-syllable and four- | page in all the newspap carn- | 4 pennant race in the | { This will reduce interest in the race | ficient to lose the big lead they are | dieposal will in- ' ested in liquor nor cven remotely in- | but has a | | the states | to continue in session in [ lof which one gets the impression, t0o, that Dawes is still a candidate for the nomination. 1 It was a situation where Dawes |had to uphold hie repuation for fair [ay. Dawes is heavily interestea in | public utilities and the power trust is righting the Boulder Dam pro- | Hlad Dawes voted for ad- {journment he would have been |charged with being permitting his own intcrests to govern his sena- {torial actions. By voting against ud- |journment he clears himself of the | possibilities of this ugly charge. But the vote not to adjourn “i“!l(lm not stund for long. The probability is the Senate will posal. WOLLDN'T YOU, FOLKS? barb sauce and rhubarb pie, We'd like the contract to supply The boarding houses with the stuff For Heaven's _Kolks, they use enough! continue in session for only a day or twg longer. Facts and Fancies ROBERT QUILLEN iwo 1iost important L function without di the brain the heart tengue. SH! THE OCTOPUS! Mrs. Stafford: “When was your wedding solemnized ? Mrs, Palmer: “Never! joke from the beginning The muscles cetion by and the THE DEVIL'S CRADLE - ma Facie Evidence! 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Americanisim: Pocling abused A1 lyou can't go where the crowd is; jolning the crowd and heefing about the jam. was shed for blood | You can say one thing for beotleg liquor. By the time a vietim gets enough to be stewed, he's too far gone to cry. Prosperity bri and doubtless the hard tii troubles, a new mosquito has 1o deciding where: 1o begin lio suys “Whooee!" in the midst of a political speech you can't tell whether it's static or 'just a bored comment. When Mhe a hick“meves 1o town, his La iob consists in trying not to give a darn where the fire When Ta Pia i Dante met The Purgatory. You will meet her on the label attuchied to every garment of our Pia Woven Underwear. Warm, but not too warm. 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Obaervation: On The Weather Washington, May 26.—Forecast for Southern New England: Cloudy, [ followed by showers beginning ? tonight or Wedne Little I change in temperature; gentle to moderate shifting wind Forecast for Lastern New York: Probably occasional showers tonight and Wedn little change in temperature; gentle moderat shifting wind Conditions 10 Local showers have occurred during the past 24 hgurs in nearly all districts cast of the Rocky Mountains. Many places re- ported thunder storms. Cloudy and showery weather prevails this morn- ing from Texas northeastward to New York. The temperature is rising slowly in the central and western sections. | nditions favor for thig vicinity artly cloudy weather with slowly | rising temperature. Temperaturcs Appropriate Book dacket. Land s hurt in that atternoon?” Clarke: “You collision bet. Why, it able to powder her nos —Raymond Keller. At a Sundzy morning forum serv ice at the famous Temple-El, Ne York, city, a lady sent up a note the pre “You are | Atlanta 7% ! Atlantic City | Boston | Buffalo | Chicago | Cincinnati Denver .. | Detroit | Duluth | Hatteras | Jacksonville Los Angeles | Kan; Miami . | Minneapolis | Nantucket | New Haven . w Orleans w York ! Norfalk ! Northfield, Vvt Pittsburgh o | Portland. Me. ... .. Washington wscesusoss v ized.” tev, Dr. Nathan oly retorted: 1t the word was not ized.” " K is spelt ‘cannon. service, “In order to be must be dead at did that lady think drad 1 was thal SURE PROOF! Tara: collega Unele 15[ to that 48| goes " 84 where vour It was a is dead. Uncle Ezra: “No?" Uncle Walt: “Yep. college widow!™ ~—G. H. Lamotte. (Copyright 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a per. sonal reply. Unsigned requests cane not be answered. All lettcra are cone fdential,.—Editor. Q. If a marine is with the United States forces in Nicaragua at the time his enlistment expires will that prevent him from getting his dis- charge? £ A, He will be brought back to the United States for discharge at the time his enlistment expires, pro- vided he does not re-enlist. The fact that he is in active service in Nicaragua will not keep him from getting his discharge on time, Q. Is Commander Byrd an officer of the Navy Air force? A. He is a retired officer of the United States navy. Q. What is the best clean bronze ornaments? A, Use a paste made of pow- dered chico and wate Spread {1he paste over the bronze and rub well over the surface by means of a stiff brush (an old stiff tooth brush will answer). Allow the paste to dry on the article. After it is dry rinse off the powder with running water and dry in the sun. Wiping off with an oiled rag will tmprove the looks of modern bronzes. Q. How old was Fricdrich Nietz- sche when he died? A. He was born in 1844 and died in 1900 Q. Has a Confederate one hun- dred dollar bill, issue of 1564, por- traying the bust of Mrs. Davis any value? way to Collectors value them at two cents. Q. Kent in Al Q. Who played oppo: “Women Ware Tvelyn Brent. What is die-sinking? The process of dies for stamping coins, medals, etc. Q. Is it possible to draw an ab- solutely straight line and a perfect site Larry An absolutely and a per t circle exist only in theory. For practical purposes it ix porsible to draw n straight line and a sufficiently perfect cirele. Q. What university in the United ates has the largest number of resident students? A, Columbia University in' N York cit QW an per series? straight line 1t was the game i the world mes, making .25 per game. Q. What is the origin and meaning of the name Seavers? A. ¢ It is of Teutonic origin und o Anglo-Saxon. It is the the more familiar name one of the names of th Tts meaning is given as victor! Q. What is the most post office in America? A, Barrow, at Point Barrow in Alaska. Q. What 1s the oldest existing republic in the world? A. Andorra. Tt has enjoyed un- disturbed sovereignty since 1278, Q. What does “dead reckoning” same cas Seward, ®od Odin. “bold in northern WHEN THE PowERFUL KATRINKA He writes me as how he is going around with the engraving | me into the English through the | mean? A approximate det: ing factors: point, the compass direction, cross or following winds; these various facts and estimates, may be what his resulting position on or over the earth may be at the end of a certain elapsed time. Q. How old is Ramen Noyarro, ! the motion picture star? Is he married? A. He is twenty-nine years old. He is not married. Q. How do the Indians remove the hair on their faces? A. The beardless condition of Indians is a racial characteristic; they do nothing to destroy the beard. Q. What is the value of a United States nickel five cent piece dated 18677 A. 5 to 25 cents..s Is Eugene O'Brien still on the What is his address? A. He is now playing in vaude- ville. He may be addressed at the Players- Club, 16 Grammercy Park, New York city. Q. On what date did aster Sunday fall fifteen years ago? A. Easter Sunday fell on March 3 in the year 1913, 2 25 Years Ago Today The committee on supplies which has been deliberating in a feeble way regarding the printing of 1,000 cop- irs of a city publication today an nounced triumphantly that it had done something. The contract has been awarded to Case, Lockwood & Brainard of Hartford, which entered a Dbid far beneath those of local firms, City Clerk Thomsen, who is required to be present at all such meetings, said today that the com- mittee had closed the door between his office and that of the mayor. where it met. therefore he was not present. Howard M. Steels, the chairman, when asked why the city clerk was not present, said he was and offered 1o prove it. An interscholastic meet will be held at Wesleyan on Saturday. The following schools e entered: Hartford, Meriden, New Britain, Westminster, Holyoke, Springfield, Westfield, Mass.,, and Mount Ver- non, N, Y. The All Star Carnival and Midway |Co. will open at the Electric fleld on Decoration Day mnd, continue for a week, The barn of ex-Councilman John O'Brien on North street was djscev- ered on fire a few minutes after midnight last night and an alarm was sent in from Box 41. Bales of hay in the upper part were burned jwith a loss of about $200. It is supposed that someone crept into the barn to sleep, and set the hay afire accidentally while smoking or lighting matches in a search for a soft spot in the hay. J.ake Compounce will be epened aturday, when the American band of this city will give two concerts. Meetings of a city committee are | being held secretly in Holmes & | Hoffman’s hall, and the members |sneak in and Qut in the darkness, sta It is a term to indicate the 'mination of the position of & veasel or airplane, by taking into consideration the follow- The known starting the average speed, the duration of time and the factors that modify direc- tion and speed by reason of head, taking the reckoner estimates as nearly as hide behind trees until sure they are not observed, and act generally in a suspicious mapner. Last night the Herald reporter was stapding near the door when & head was stuck out and the owner shouted, “Wheels!” “Bughouse!" replied a guard at the corner, and the ®committee filed stealthily out. Councilmen E. N. Humphrey, W. F. Slossberg and J. M. Halloran have been appointed by the mayor to form a committee on street sprink- ling. They will look into the ad- visability of this city's sprinkling its |streets. | Women to Battle for Club Leadership San Antonio, Tex., May 29 (@ —A contest for leadership of the Gen- eral Federation of Women's clubs, drawn largely on the issue of a ‘home-woman"” against a profes- sional woman, loomed here today at the blennial convention of the or- | ganization. | Mrs, Edward Franklin White of | Indianapolis, a lawyer, clerk of the supreme court of Indiana, at pres- ent first vice president of the fed- eration and for elght years legal adviser of the organization, is the candidate of those who favor plac- ing a professional woman at the helm for at least one term. Advocates of a “home-woman™ for president are rallying to the banner of Mrs, John I Sippel of | Baltimore. Since she entered feder- |ation work she has headed her own Rcal club and acted as chairman of the resolutions committee for the federation. At present she is chaire man of finance for the general feds | eration, | | | JUST STARTING OUT Youngstown, O., May 20 — A new rocation, the result of prohibition, has been uncovered here Following a vice raid, a prisoner was brought before the desk sergeant. “What's your occupation the officer asked {“I'm a bootlegger's mechanic,” he replied I install the traps for them, you know.” Woman and Miss Will Know Jay-Cobbs Il Always on the | Square PIGS MAY BE PIGS But house ants—those pesta that || are ot many Cur Washingion Burcau's latest CLIP COUPON RERE varieties, from the little red fellow bulletin tells @il about them and what measures to take to rid the premises of these gumuner-time marauders. Fill out the coupon below and send for it; worry the lives out of housckeepars— to the big black varieties. HOUSEHOLD EDITOR, Washington Bureay, Daily New Britain Heral | 1 | OF THEM, STREET AND NUMBER I CITY suvieevancacincacaccsos BTATE movoeesrsorcccss & 1322 New Vork Avenus, Washington, D, C. want & copy of the bullstin HOUSE ANTS AND HOW TO GET RID aud encloss herewith postage stamps, or coln, to cever postage and handling costs: cents tn looss, uncancelled, I am a reader of the Dally New Britala Morsld, e e e G e BORROWEP THE VILLAGF HALFWIT'S HANP CAR ~To RUSH THE WET WASH POWN <To THF VILLAGF, SHF WAS LUCKY —Teo FIND THF CAK 40 SHF ¢ouLP SAIL RIGHT BY, un Shop’s Suggestion for An your wife seriously yesterday was fully three minutes before she was to 50 wonderful you deserve to be canons immedi- a good thing With a merry twinkle in his eye Dr. Krass grected his wife after the canonized one least 300 years— it How's thirgs down son Uncle Walt: “I guess the college OFF THF TRACK