New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 22, 1928, Page 6

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Th tection against freud in tribution fgures to both national local sdvertisers. wmie aty in X taling’s Newsstand, Times i * gl ® Newsetands, Entrance Grand Central, 4304 Street. —— — and The Nersld 1s With the state police busy enar- ing unsuspecting automobile drivers on the Berlin turnpike, and the city police taking them in tow on city streets, a plenitude of spring flowers and robins are not necessary to prove that “spring is here.” Where do Mesars. Hoover and Smith stand on national issues? That's what political inquisitors ar# the fire department one finds ater | asking. The answer is that the fact they are the leading candidates in- dicates they are not taking chances on saying a thing that would hurt anyone's feelings at the national conventions. THE COST OF WATER Issuing bonds for the expansion of the eity water works system is ahout to begin, the firet, an issue of $500,- 000 for the construction of a filtra- tion plant, to be debated .by the Board of Finance and Taxation to- night. As the chairman, Edward F.| Hall, uncrowned finance minister of the city, 18 in favor of this bond is- sue, it no doubt will meet with the board's favor. It will require bond {ssues of nearly $3,000,000 altogether in order to meet the complete requirements of the city; but as it will not be pos- sible to utilize this amount at once Chairman Hall is of the opinion that much interest can be saved by not issuing bonds until the city is pre- pared to go ahead with the work. This plan naturally will meet with the approval of taxpayers generally. ’ The water works extension plan has been thoroughly worked out and nothing remains to be done but be- | gin operations. Last March the plan ‘was tabled “for further study” by the Common Council, the plan hav- ing ecome forward without sufficient notice. 8ince that time the city fathers have had ample opportunity to study the situation and so far as we are aware no material deviation has resulted from the plans as out- lineg last March. The filtration plant which is to be provided for ecems to represent the largest item in the proposed im- provements, although it will not in- crease the quantity of the output, It will purify the water, however, and will be especially advantagcous when the other improvement plans are completed and hooked up with the plant. We are given to understand that in the years to come, when the plete plan has been carried out, it will have cost in the neighborhood of quoted last January when the entire needs were discussed plan of constructing the necded im- provements on will extend the costs period and save interest extends the system more moncy be needed, and by the million Is expended or mo wiil le serious till one pauses to re bigness of the city wat 1s com- 0,000, which were the figures The present a plecemeal basis long As the c will over & time the firet another mil It necssary £3.00 tha annual budget rly the cost of opcration more 000,000, both fuby ost of the figures estimate tor 1k extensions under vate company owned would be leas disci thinge; the comp: get permission 10 make sions and the water great des consumier I more ¢ than a priva wou Hat i for i 1 and when ¢ cently mentionsd 1 water that be- tween o oand water necrs are paying ae low r for " ar how! water—Iless thar ta ex- pense for overh tor main- tenance—tie up completely swanip Whethor there creased water rates suggestior il be necd for ir when the city is through making its extensions and all the bonds have hee matter of opinion: at e not endeavor to croes the til we reach it. be acconiplished without an increase n issued is a t, we will bridge un- 1¢ all this work ean ; NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, MAY 22, 1928, T in rates it will be a miracle of | but another way is to ferret out municipal ownership. | their relations with the in authority. There is equal | men in | o guit. | HAMBURG GASSED ; i According to the tr DISASTER UNDERGROUND sailles, phosgene gas cannot In addition to being the hardest manufactured, imported or stored in | work known to man—accord Germany, The Allied Control Com- | jo: y of Ver-, be > who have tried it—the mining business in t now of Nations. ! mission went out of 11927, the | At the close 1 is also the most dan: Mather of The was “modern” i rous and such ove is in mine in Pennsylvania hands of the Leag considered the the among most ot ar phosgene in field and perhaps was stored in Gern 1t has be alte commercial uses with slight ef- quantiti and fort, making it innocuc ufacture in the United S bee t such a disaster could occur. An e to coal can plosion, probably due Its man- | accumulation of deadly ! ates has | gnuffed out the | e war and | When it is considered that virtual- ‘ have lives of scores. ofitable since consi been imported quant ly every man in a small mining . Its indu: rticularly in v Germay community employed in the Y such a | re many, 1 mi sometime community’s lf around the wholesalc resulling from such revolves entirely 1he gas which lated d in in- nearby, one mine ked from the in burg probably nd s, or sold and inroads upon manpower was us disaster can dustri well be imagin | as could us nation rcad of ¥ le such mine 1t sympathy assumption that there must be con- for the vietims and the women and the iorrors, {1 How often ha ne The incident to th siderable of it left and as it is diffi- | chjldren left without hreadwinne cult to hide gas tanks from public and then has convenicy [v Iy forgotten | w the Allied Control Commission all ahout it in a few of them, Natios | must have known —— will “in- kes THE TERNITY ! POPULAR Dr. Sl | The League of | | vestigate™ if somchody m Perhaps the com- plaint. authorities in un A i el Hamburg will make the | | jouEh nvestisation S an 2 8 (iey the city and regaled many an audi- | Justified in wanting to know Why|apee with illustrations at the piano such stuff was stored near the city. | ot how an amazing proportion of | Such an investigation al popular tunes apparently are snatch- | fter a gas tank explosion, not fore. most thor- thor and critic, &pent last we s comes Dec iy e ¥ i e S oy o b i | Tin bear such tunes manufactured truth, popular in Pan Alley, in | strong resemblance to great mueic of | a j THE FIREMEN'S SHAKEUP | The shakeup spirit having reached the past, the tunes up® with more sompaniment, that it nerely being “jazzed the smoke has cleared away that the | a peppery is easy to {substitute force hereafter must be make the commercial composers of | | willing and able fo be a reserve Broadway look like tune purloiners " worthy the needs of the department. | The doctor’s horrible ex- Only those physically and ample wae the We Have No | | amentally fit will survive the shake- | Bananas,” which in its short chorus | | up, it which leans heavily on four tunes that have |one to wonder how much artistic gone previously. It op: | temperament there is among substi- | most | ! “Yes, temper- is announced: leads | s with a ! “Hallelujah" | | chorus of Handel and then every few 1 It there are substitute firemen |bars is something else from some- who don't unless they | thing else happen fo feel like it, or when they | at work short strain from fthe | tute firemen, substitute Yet we are not convine- | ed that the two poe who then of stole anything to be mastere. We long ago to this done about it. A fireman i€ a man conclusion because we feel confident ! who, when a fire breaks out, that the type of they | break a leg fo get to the scene even | represent don't know a thing about if at the moment he be engaged in "he classics, What these two tellows | courting a girl. 1t the fire board | did, in our opinion, was merely to al- | finds itselt encumbered with some low their memorice to do the work eubstitute firemen who don't show | for them; they fell up when necessary then of course it ie justified In taking rs of mus lare liberty to do €0 when other does not | course something will need wrote this ditty consciously | interfere, from the classic came will “musician” victim to the that COMposer: appropriate studiously try to avoid—that of per- | action. 1t there s any politics mixed | mitting their sub-conscious mind to |in with the shakeup, however, then | dictate tunes which {all those not identified with the I snares all good lurk there, | which were soalked in eome time long game will be opposed to it. | in the past and fool them into think- The matter of asking those who ing they are original tunes. Besides, have passed the age limit for ap- |the law of copyright holds that a | pointment to the regular force 10 tune that is like another for the turn in their Ladges need to be length of only one or two hars is frowned upon. Where such a eubsti- | not stealing it: the law holds that |tute has a good record it should euch things are likely to happen. | mean retention on the substitute | Considering the large nukber of |force so lopg as the individual is|tunes in the classics which are | willing to Be identified with it. The |similar, though written hy difforent matter of age limit is bosh any- experience must | something. classical writers, one can casily cgn- for | cur with Richard Wagner when he | {said that it is nearly impossible to ! — | write an entirely original tune, and FAMILY AS AN AID | that is one reason why he depended | The law, specifying what consti- |s0 much for his success upon com- tutes misdemeanors crimes, | plexities of harmony and originality | does not make allowances for the |in the handling of his orchestral re- | families of those who find them- |sources. sclves guilty of fracturing it. When one comes to the more But we have yet to know of a Prominent contemporary composers, where the ties of family do not those supposcd to possess musician- weight with the authorities. | ship, the case is different. Writers of ¥or when a man is sent to jail it is | opcrettas, for instanc d his family, innocent of wrong doing, 10 stand high as musicians; at lea who suffers even more than the cul- prit at the head of it. I | way; count i and case ° are suppos that was the case until comparative- when the so-called the that was for recent year: A man with a wife and cight chil- | “revues” began to undermine greeted the judge in police | importance of the court the other day on a charge of |needed as a hackground while | “follics” on the stage. No one has ever been able to point dren music having assaulted his wife drunk. The judge had a Solomon's | judgment ready but suspended it on | the finger of plagiarism toward the 1h ngth of the man's respopsi- | music of Sir Arthur Sullivan, of Gil- iliti haled into court bert and The mus in the man may be punished, it |of “The Mikado,” and the others 1t he is Sullivan fame. was eaid, If with | from these two classic operetta com- , though light is not reminiscent this man the tual punishment would have | 4 his |our own Victor Herbert, whose works Iv. had individuality and cisiveness that malke had been punished severity of the law” pos all of classic tunes speeded up, The &ame holds true of most As heavily upon in in- vue! cven-handed as the law cer is suppoecd to be no way has been sundr {0 avoid punishing a man’s | operetias blink into insignificance. One need only take to one What Iy &ucer | : family along he man | of the WRONG KIND confronted more rings about MILLE hig ssful Aiza Friml 1udolph “Ttose Maric main song hit 1s an, played with a s time one dealing the “Indian Love ( the WTIC, dreds o only with the so-called first tune from under by th Criminal very vorld in Chicago and iss ind has been broadeast hun- Ilinois Association for tinies since. Thousands of Justice, Th report makes | popular operetta fans 1 strong attack upon Chicago vice wonderful miclody, and at Parson's always got “numerous encores.’” it | who have reigned on “unbridled” for | with the third 1 liquor lords who have heen able it fo retire as millionaires, also those whon we compare {his melody ymous introduction to the 20 years, of * hy Ric | 1 1 the <@ severe indictment. But along ard Wagner one slumps prostrate in i Hore extends for Feport one comes to the con- | a chair. is a similarity of tn | ctusion that an the blame docs not | that more than one or rest upon the crool two bars, the only di it s millionaires, hut erence a good deal o itached to the | that Wagner has the tune in 4 while ninlersom it syetem which Friml has it Vet ice only times n the on not | I is etween then. Anot twe he Ye 1 1hat allegro of Wagner, b | even conclusion must coliusion willinz to cla from W there Friml stole politicians and crook million- | his star fur er; candidly nobody iml ¥ ons ¢ (s i one way of would naturally iml may | emphasizing conditions in Chicago; simply have thought Le was writing in large was considercd one of the last where |¢ ably for 1 the | and lightsome, | which was | gard it as a | would not | something new when as a matter of t the melody popped up in his cious mind and had been implanted there by hearing the Wag- n to explain it; anybody with a mean sub-con: r work. That, at least, is one way disposition can explain it the other his is a free count One of the picces that young Wal- Arbour of this city played for Dr. 15w Schubert Impromptu it was over a musician cx- laimed that now Alice, W s he knew where ere Art Thou™ came from ely for the thesis, a in a slow movement of a sin; Dr. €paeth s lar. id during his lectures that melody was the most important 1t was the thing most easily 1. That may that basis, but then one is reminded Wagner said about the dif- ficulty ef writing an original melody. A of very have not depended b caus ml of what host prominent writers upon melody— self-evident—prob- which may be the reason that every bound to be cent of some other melody i cnough. If melody were is to music then the end of rt’s progress has arrived lody written is remi There sn’t an honest, conscicntious melo- ist in the world who, after concoct- he thinks is a grand and original mclody, would be willing to mount a stack of Bibles and swear to it. He risk. ing what would be taking too much But when it comes to harmony— nst listen to what the ultra-moderns are giving us! Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN andit: Any Central American wh doesn't like a boss. For that matter, candidate spent no presidential nclair's money. A house divided against itself has to stand for a lot of impudence from Cccidental nations, The drink situation has improved 1 little, You seldom parilla, ar of sarsa- | And if a man's religion make Iike those who are having a good ime, it ia a good religion to let| lone. | him Home is a place where you find | hits of thread, scraps of cloth and apple peal i the ash tray. next peace prize will go to man who invents a garden de- vice at sight of which a hen will Iz The A curtain along the curb Ive the parking problem. ouldn’'t park to sit and other people. would People watch | Capital punishment may be bru- tal, but it would be more humane than life imprisonment for a gorilla. Americanism: Feeling an urge to contribute some money for the vic- [tims; changing your mind next day cause the -headlines are smaller. e An article denouncing brute force nd violence seems more convincing it you know how much the write | weighs. Perhaps that kind of a man car- ries three fountain pens in order to ‘Ivnhn advantage of occasional chances to load up f But when the kid howls and Kicks, you rather wish the hook on child | psychology had a handle, | Table. Once upon a time a girl | washed her hair and didn’t mention it to anybody. There's no real sex equality. A home run with the bases loaded doesn't entitle you to the privilege of caving in a strange woman's hat. Owe ten dollars and you're a dead- |beat; owe a hundred thousand and [vou're a financier., A wife is a person who thinks her husband will get to Heaven hecause |she remembers his good points and forgives him | A village is a place re each school teacher in turn promotes the (idiot in order to get rid of him. | Correet this sentence: “Give me an airmail stamp.” said Sandy McPher- json: “I want this check to get there Lauickly. Years AgTTaday ish organization called the of Zion has been founded here 10 o Ip establish a safeguarded home n Palestine and fo foster the na- It ideal in Isracl, and to keep |Hebrew as a living language. The officers are the following: President. Abraliam Aisenbe vice-president. Louis Kdelson: corresponding retary, Italph Myerson: financial sec- 1otary, Louis Gans; treasurer, David Gordon. Captain W temant Charl ond 1 have passed fied o grees at 8 o'clock th Building Tnspector bull has refused s |25 A | | Son Je W. Bullen, First Licu- s H. Mitehell and Se ant Hanford 1. Cu received notice that they hav the examinations and quali- for commissions in Co. I a: tered 90 de- afternoon. Andrew Turn- permit for Geor 's projected addition to the “Flativon” building at 68 Church reet. The bhuilding originally mall, and the addition would have en smaller A lively blaze at the istamt Postmaster frec | was N home of As- Iiyder on Maple Plainville, created consterna- [tion for a short time last evening but did not can sreat dam, W. Hird and George Case will ¢ buttery for the clerhs in their ime with the Trambull Electrie |bascball team on ‘Menrorial Day, be true on | she was afraid her new bathing suit would shrink if it got wet! —DMother R. S-S-Scared! Mr. Meeker had crawled under the bed when he heard the burglar. Tle held his breath and waited! Then, after a long pause, he felt someone trying to crawl in beside him. “Is that you, Henrietta, dear?” he whispered. No." was the answering whisper. “I've just had a look at her. I'm the burglar. Move over!" —Dorothy Burgess ————— Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britaln ‘Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Yours till Lon Chaney doubles for Ben ‘Turpin! (Copyrizht. 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) | NO BLACK LIST FOR US! | Though some socicties, it's truc Blacklist and great, Fun folks, the too, op great near The but one list, of the choicest jokes! QUESTION! “I suppose you're in knowing about a There is just one thing 1 could never understand, though.” Jarmer Glover: “What's that?" Ethel “Why you farmers will raise green apples cach spring in- tead of nice red ones, 1'm sure ouw'd make more money off them!” The organist deserves a word, He's seldom seen but always heard, Tn vestments redolent of starch He thunders out the Wedding | March Pulling the teeth, Pounding the pedals underneath, ashing the keyboard with his fist, | IA busy little organist. You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington; D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can. of | not be answered. All letters ave con- | fidential.—Editor, stops out with his And yet, despite his chord, The Organist is often bored; (This is the outcome of immense "And sinister experience Of happiness in married lite Beginning with his own dear wealth Q Did Grorges Clemenceau. former Premier of France, ever make a speaking tour in the United States ? A Yes, and De- cember of He came here in an unofficial capacity. Does France have ligion? A. There ia wife!) in November Rut Duty, Duty, must he done, a2 80 when the twain at last are one And Parson, beaming dosn below, Signals aloft to let ler go f He hlows for joy (but not his own!) A final blast of Mendelssohn! a state no state religion The population predominantly Roman Catholie. The Protestant nopulation is ahout one million. Q. How old is the King of Ytaly? A TWO GOOD REASONS Rlack Why do vou call Charlle Chaplin the tickard of the movies?” Hobhart: lion dollar Vittorio Emanuele IT1, reign- King of Italy, was born Novem- ber 11, 1860, Q. What is the executioner of Judd Gray? A, Tobert Elliott. Q. What offices in the cabinet have been held by citizens of North Carolina? A. ANl North Carolinians whoe have served in the cabinet have held the office of Secretary of the Navy. They are as follows: John Branch, under Andrew Jackson; George E. under William Henry Har- rison; William Graham under Millard Fillmore; James C. Dobin under Franklin Pierce; and Jose- phus Daniels under Woodrow Wil- son. Q. What is the world’s record for the fifty yard run for women? A, Six seconds, Q. 1sGreta Garbo, star, married? A No. Q at is the height and weight of Lindbergh and the Prince of Wales? A, Lindbergh is 6 feet 2 inches fall the weighs 159 pounds; the Prince of Wales is & feet 6 inches tall and weighs 135 pounds. Q. What happens when lightning strikes minerals? A A. Lightning affects minerals only when rocks are struck. Then a small volume of rock is often melted and at times a hole is made around which the rock is fused. Such & hole with melted wall 18 called a fulgurite, Q. Did President Wilson smoke? A. No. Q. What is the value of the Astor estate?” What member of the family now controls it? A. The Astor estate is valued at about $100,000,000 and is owned principally, by Vincent Astor. Q. How many ncgroes were dele- gates to the republican national “Burause he has Eajti Arthur D, Reports from the famous Riviera (France) indicate that American girls next summer may go down to the sea in slips! 1 mil- [0 Jansen. the and name of Ruth Snyder THE DOMINANT SEX By Hugh E. Wolfe “Man is, and must be,” “the dominant gex." “He mustn’t he, Audrey, “and “Itis generally accepted,” 1 said “Yes, by men,” she qualified. T hope vou know you're frightfully coneeited,” “If 1 am,” T replied, "1 have rea- son.to be. T am a man: and man is and must be the dominant sex.” “You talk just like a parrot! Look here—if you're so dominant why do I always beat you at tennis? Age,” T replied. Rah, you won't run:" Not won't. €an't.”” ‘And why can't you? Because you're 1oo fat. And why are you too > Because you're lazy. All men 1 said, | replied my niece he jsn't. the movie e Not at all. Audrey,” 1 protested. lan the Breadwinner toils un- ceasingly for Woman the Butter- fly.” “Oh, yes! What eort toil do you do “Business,” I said firmly. “Busincss is simply an excuse for | {tunch.” “No, no.” I urged, “lunch s often an opportunity for business. “And what after lunch me Kkeenly. “Cards? dge?” “No poker, no hridge. Very fre- quently a game of dominos rounds things off Audrey smiled sweetly at this dis- sure. OW T see” she said, he shot at Poker? B cls “what {ent time. A. There were 27 negro delegates as follow: Florida 4, Georgia 8, Louisiana 6 Mississippi 6, South Carolina 2, Tennessee 1. Q. What makes the moon shine? A. It shines by the reflected light of the sun. Q. What causes shadows? A. Shadows are cast by material objects when such objects intervenc between a eource of light and an- other object or the earth. The reason they cast shadow is because the particular rays of light passing across the space occupied by such bodies are interfered with and stopped, and these rays of light do not reach that part of the carth or other body in the line of the body stopping the rays. Q. What is the nationality and meaning of the family name Gish? A. It is English, derived from the Anglo-Saxon “gis” meaning “firm”., Q. Would it be possible to cross the continent on a bus? A. It is possible to cross the continent on busses but there is no transcontinental bus system opera- ting from coast to coast at the pres- Q. Dbeen in motion pictures? always been known by that name? A. Molly O'Day has been in motion pictures about three years. She formerly appeared in two-reel comedies under the name of Suc O'Neil. Then she changed her name to Kitty Kelly, and later de- cided on the name by which she is now known. Her real name is Suz- anne Noonan, and she is a sister of Sally O'Neil (Virginia Noonan). Q. What does a “blue” charge from the army signify? A. Blue discharges were given during the World War to men who were dicharged from the army on account of physical disability, or for a similar reason. How long has Molly O'Day | Has she | dis- Observations On The Weather Washington, May 22—Forecast for Southern New England: Clondy tonight and Wednesday. Liftle change in temperature, Moderate east and northeast wind Forecast for Fastern New York: Mostly cloudy tonight and Wednes- day. Cooler in northwest portion tonight and in north portion Wed- nesday. Gentle to moderate winds, | mostly east and northeast, Conditoins: Considerable cloudi- ness prevails over the states east of tha Mississippt river. Conditions are slowly improving however, in the northern districts but showers prevail in portions of the lower Mis- | sissippi valley and east Gulf states. Centera of low pressure prevail over Alahama, eastern North Carolina and Ontario. Pressure is low over the Recky mountains and areas of high pres- sure overlie the plains states and the Pacific Northwest Temperatures remain about as vesterday morning in all portions of the country. Conditiona favor for this vicinity | fair weather and not much change in temperature Temperatures yesterday: High 76 60 54 Low 64 50 46 Atlantic City .. Boston Cincinnati Denver ... Detroit Duluth .. Hatteras Kansas City Jacksonville Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven New Orleans New York . Norfolk . Northfield, V Pittsburgh .... Portland, Me. . St. Louis . . 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