New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 21, 1928, Page 6

New Britai Herald"""’ its istrict lists, hae a so-called | ‘reich list,’ whereon 1t puts the s . rowonory | mamce of it 1eaders a ‘best brans. " As this 1der ing a result of do not Issued Daily (Sunday Excepted) At Hersld Bidg., 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Months 15c. & Month run any not -elected, as their names 1d the party tickets. Dr. Strese- ann's name, for , heads | t of the People's party and he the 1 certain o in tie A total of members o not fixed by is absolutely Eotered at the Post Office at New Brit- ain a8 Second Class Mall Matter. rity is th R next Reichetag, A pecul the ich- TELEPHONB CALLS pends altog Business Office .... ¥25 Editorial Rooms 926 voters who a ol puty voters. The only profitable advertising medium ., @ the City. Circulation booke and press room always open to advertisers. vot ¢itizens votit ind smaller t. This Momber of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all Dews credited to it or mot otherwise credited in this paper and also local ews published thereln. d would b Bureso of Circulativn » national organization Dewspapers anc adver- strictly honest analyels of irculation. Our circulation statistics “ased upon this audit. This insures pr tection agalnst fraud in newspaper tribution figures to both national ocal advertisers. Sember Aud and DOV for tr 1a on eale dally ip New Newsstand. Times Entrance The Herald Tork at_Hotallng's 8quare; Schultz’s N Grand Central, 42nd nt of S e May is the month duri thermometer docs t eption abroad nown as the itation. septions and ns. Germany Sunday golf is one amusement not regulation most eding because it aing mail. England now announces oosn't tuke place downtown - n e pla full support Taly 2 t 1o Lo mo Mplia up Manaay tondy, 10; initely beard from and doubtless ~ports editor, a gentleman who v Ba Thava IR G0 mitine i over cwail his fate if it raine o\ ey e cr e to tl “favored.” veply a ¢ e summer, iay during the sumu: | reference e French reservations . | which are In Washington The job at th cems to | ut it is hard to underetand why paving ve heen finished f is not belivved that any rese rickl tions will weeeptable vican government and that t icep and rather extensive hole w n powers will lave to acc the tracks at the ept eft alongside car i i katolon o facl . wher that tw Main western point of the triw ! victory 0 50\ practical- the rnm ie car tracks turn from West ly done this is for trec el American state departs mean proportior OUR INDUSTRIAL LEAGUE Tt As is the custom in the big le ues - i however, it is doubtful wl be 1 by cneh attitude 4t the opening of the baseball se: ~on, Mayor Paonessa will “throw the Tirst ball” at the opening of our own industrial baseball league at Wal- nut Hill park tomorrow, thus again inaugurating a diamond by honor and dignity and will-to-win of 1 treaty sig five powers. wil the treaty would hayve French rstandings which have the reservations to exempt all the alliances and military been en- T naturally son's play on the | o I'rench cptable to the Americ nifestly into since war six ams upholding the are nac n state the various factories. The industrial league, of eight baseball teams, operates un- der the Industrial Athlctic Cor sion of the Y. M. A., of which Bryce Long ie secrctary, combining ant secre- department a “treaty to as 1 consisting abolish war” would be valucless if it did not supersede liances and understanding: « chiet values of the Kel One of the logg proposal so far has been to fer- this job with bring a ret out the tary at the Y. Mr. Long has been the leading spirit in promoting basketball baseball during the summer was with right that Frank Quimby, the real attitudes of Euro- pean nations regarding war after the war to end war was fought. The dif- ficulty is that so long refuscs to accept such a proposal as that by the ntes ndustrial in winter and industria e and it put forward Amcrican ,former Yale coach and star of Yale team, said that this city is the (e department none of the others will feel themselves safe to do so most successful of any cnows in promoting industrial sports The new park board ecens to e ted baseball games to Walnut Hill the previous ohjecti HATES CHANGE dislikes ch THE STATE How Connecticut nge. transferring Willow Brook | park, surmounting that batted quickly in people of the Nutmeg state, tak- 4 1a meettling rom en 1 . scem to be oy poscd to an opinion. 1 5 rooting the canons of political balls would endanger the and orthodoxy, as an owl hates sunl limbs of tennis players by erecting : Connecticut, party 7 tell us, is loth to let Senator M The S0 the per Lo sereen near the tennis courte, The guc The interest is widesy industrial 5 been well ad and their popularity of the choose 110t to run again senior earned. a& many d alue as disseminators of wholesal 5 nunciation about it as the United § all draft nd exer In redit to the ity iving stimated. gt & ivoeal to b announce done with the BRIE i e ] 31 PARTIES S As s ) rm cxpires in 1929 to 0 » disposition stick to Cool- gardless o Preeide is nowhe n Connecticut, pronoun : 60 1 Lt o ne Mz Coolidge to run subalterns can &c Nationalist e l it monur itk ietropolis cted. Proportionul (i INDUSTRY TOLL o1 In reviewing yetem the NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, MAY 2], 1928, nd pointing ir brushes with their !an\ of the team were H. H. Pease, lips and tongues. That Captain M. § Hart, A on, and Wilbur R. Cor- ] bin. The club is planning a tourna- mont on Memorial Day. FFred Beloin cxpect mare Gold Leaf in June. This was bred to the sensational Directly, who is still the two year pacer of the is how, they cluini, they poison in their odies. It mcthods are no longer in vogue, is safe to conclude that such a foal from is And by the way, a watch or clock with a luminous diul does not yicl dlion npion niore accurate time than the ot the Rawlings interrupted a ball on Hart lot boys had their pickets however, and made a getaway. | The Russell & Erwin Mg, Co., | is purchesed the Bristol Motor Co., nd there is great interest in the au- business about here as clock that the It's the innards of counts, not the chemicals on BOOKS I'he Books tion, antic Ame in rican s’ asso- 5 omrobil 1 esult. ntion assembled at cony F. Curtis still has fwiled to complete the Grammar and the Herald sent a re- ¢ today to inquire into the rea- Mr. Curtis told him to go to City, e out some Contractor O. , S0 the the bound gures. Last ye: statistical chool, pronunciumento ran, nation | o Lought 100,000 booke, hunder. lentine Wisk, a man who has in New Britain - for several . and who has amassed consid- property here, is foreibly de- 1 the Russian army. He went to Poland on a visit and the clapped onto him for s service in the Czar's ar- wife is distracted over the This was ar @ valued at $i 100 pe it was stated. o rcent ove n cars Whi 1s'to analyze the s not reud- t the ! Knowing 1 one rined s, however, one do ily come 1o the conclusion 1l thorities v . His The ind master builders appear to have given up all at- at a compromise and will | a fight to the finish, \ deer has been reported at White | Ok and is said to be ruining apple et A. White 1o the ruined. tion is going Look mad. 4 ity of the average person mors on inc money inters sundry modurn uries than books one is not surprised at e results of the analys the per izures indic t i approxi- 1 1 s cupit 1 nearby farmers. H. ldwin tree barked i probably t does 1ot mcin cach of $h0 ‘ffidfldfiMMfi BY ROBERT QUILLEN I ex- e next | refined the the busi- ockefeller other one refine consumption what the to he ralite; the hic, not which con more ese fer- As small | is busii thousands of e vork exercise ver trair kind that limits his raising of checks, aries it can | th consumption taken | A De | avies buy Looks of | don't sell well 1 not to The those eminds he seen | 2 neckw n card e for micr which should all types to the general g that long ag that put out with no better aw to cante the conclusion many tomes were ! a market in sight than th public s libraries, whe v g0 on the shelves of the would n ence and circ part public which otherwisc | to them, Ot onc's seat to a woman may mot be chivalry. You until you sce the woman. ver have acc may or Of regular book people who huy books every week or every | world improves. people You no long- wonth as regularly as they pay their | Excuse m: clectric bills, there are comparative | r Iy few. One statistician computed A isn't {days. The this may | (o the fac worth much these diamond’s value is due that it's hard to get. Kis: that ir entire number did not 1 merely her tha excec b although ¢ a surprisin low think, it would be| 1o know what they think muzzle everybody b toush guys need American Buying on eredit to e {make a shov envying the apparent “ |wealth of others who buy on credit the to o interestin lof laws that a few mate rat noan exact compila- dozs peally tion, One the about the etatistics of rs’ association hard to | understand is that the valuc b woult poin i ool of m books I'his o 200,000,000 $250,000,000. make Ao book than average New many of is say price cach litie for it high et is that issues cost that, von can issues go- the most popular 1 to reach W it's hard ing low \ much higher. that the cheap reprint editions hus a b class™ upon the statistics, We ‘:y‘:‘n‘”“ ome. suppose, distin in v, to niddld They aid to come of s casy n Pa aren't afr practice issuing isi nerica Iways have R0 thought thap one good way 10 1 t pur price ot1 helnde 1 look: ereise circulation of the Onr years a| 100ks wis to decrease jlows viewpolnt Wi world, the 1 mendous 1 a \ ire the richest people i ' 2 ligent, most i cducated millions should rders; whether or mot depends upon iew imme total of matter is devoured but not betw The volumes, rs book aders | r methods be- ' other more more i jeve in in hound com- | we o the « we 1 with those who that is are imn; in reading matter wanently bound, Necdle there's ns. are vastly Comp: io1 and pins; fnge a pins, trouble 11 1 inority. Newspuapers iy ent; the uyriads y coveread | s slightl bound | will find 1o rais ardener for the home thing oraton of | veally said ought about th claim 50t S ! theirs can mors mellec on 't said the Correct I ‘bt cious.” fo color is zht 19 Goodhue Cheered Up by Mrs. Coolidge | ha oy : ehting Dickinson vt checered to- wother visit from | Mrs, Calvin Cooli me to Mas: attending perte 1 Iy pr iblishers Syndicat Mrs. The big be- at hn ere for her impton siv fition Tas 1 ( Be held recovery AMrs. Goodhuc's co! ciably in recent we 1 serions, doctors have consider or her NORMAL SCHOOL GRADUATION Grodu s the New pirit chool senior Wednesday 1 2 ¢ nounes nport- T Marcus 1 Anation W B It wunts them to go.” Well, T may but until I've seen spaghettil” And o When t Gie he s G and littde dey wanted to promote me an’ I re- signed.” Friend: “Afraid of a promotion " Rastus: “Yessuh, dey wanted me to do four men’s worl —Mrs. D. W. Butcher. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) —_— Send all communications to Fen Shop Edi care of the New Lining Up With Honors! ut we despai may not win titles as aces in air can be famous, 50 let's not aces of humor, renowned for the fun of us, ome on le t's achieve it, Folks, every last one of us! ileason: go just Murr not THL PUNCH BOWL A Fellow Feeling With Nature! (Lines Written After an All-Day Thunderstorm) 3 a jolly thunde a storm that lasts an hour; . when it star doesn’t let up until seven, Why then my like like thril i dil ling in language finds a form And thunders storm! The Test! “Believe me, Wordsworth's Blac| nly right,” i Vincent new busine Harmon: 100. Indication cart is ess for CHICK Women, women, HOW I hate ‘em! Just to turn 'em down I date 'em! Only smile to make ’em frown, flirt. to throw 'em down, Paby, HOW I hate 'em! y're kind T start a fight, | When they're wrong I say, “You're I hate 'em so that. say, I'll hook up with one some day, Just to aggra A SANDWICH, A BAR OF CHOCO- LATE. AND YOU! 1 “Ye He puts up for transatlantic flyer th, e the bottle! ported B ‘Come in, “Awfully aid. Very niee ALN “Lillian sti T nod “And your invalid Aunt added Gilbert. “Come into the din- ing room,” 1 went i “Just the two of us, you s« ilhert, “Very nice,” I Dinner w ilbert carved our plates half the breast chicken. Gilbert said nothing. Neither did { Gilbert, “No," T replic “Befol et a2 marvelous expericnee,” said Gilbert. sleep while Not Up To Him! Teacher: e and Nocl, Jr You're take!” THE MIRTH FITZMAURICE Unpopular MAYOR Hits . Y. PROUIBITT MeGRAW Dubious Promotion? “So you've quit your joh Friend is? I'm re getting along fine, doing o men's work.' g Lastus he glad o 11 asked Gilbert. “Yes," I replied. “And little Tom and Dorothy?" Tom and Dorothy s id 1. nd Hefore and the girls?” won't el-e neath my bed?! him Rk O W TO Or T said Gilbert. I went QUESTIONS ANSWERED things in Mussolini | Y0U can get an question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply, Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious. will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be anawered. All lettcrs are coni- fidentfal.—Editor. Q. What is the name of the nest picture in which James Hall, who formerly was in musical comedy under the name of James Hamilton, will app Who will be the lead. g woman? A. He will appr in “Just Mar- ried” opposite RNith Taylor. Q. What is an “alternating” elcc- tric current? A of flow at regular intervals, Q. What statue was on the tow. er of the old Madison Square Gar- den in New York city? What has be- come of it? A. It was a bronze statue of Di- ana by Saint-Gaudens. was ri | moved ame the | prop | the w believe you him eat -shower; s before eleven heart with Nature “Datfo- with the thunder- —Harry A. Jadin ) Majesty? What is the I of one billion? A. One millard. Q. Can a man who is on parole from prison apply der te United A, Not whilc rch equiva- lent te 'em! —Fred L. Shaw tes Civil Service he is on parole. After his term has expired he may apply, and his acceptance will de pend upon the investigation made by the Civil Service Commission. Q. who rode through Johnstown, Pa. warning the inhabitants that the dam had broken and the flood was coming? A. David Lucas. Q. Has the United States issued three dollar bills? A. No. Q. What causes freckles? A. They come from increasei coloring matter in the epidermis They occur commony in large num- bers and may be either hereditary or come from exposure o the sun. Q. What is Iccland spar? A, Transparent calecite, owing to its strong double refrac- tion, is largely used for optical pur- poses. Q. What is the name Roger? A. It is from old high and means “Famous spear.” Q. Does an American rieed a passport to visit Cuba, Pan: ma and the Philippine Tslands? A. American citizens do not need | sports for dircct travel to Cuba or Panama but must have them.to &0 to the Philippine Islands. Q. Where can T get a list of uni- versities and colleges in the United States? A, Patterson’s American tional Directory contains universtiles and colleges. 1t is pub- lished by the Ameri Jducatior Company, Chicago, Tllinois and c: be purchased at any book store. Q. What is Hoot Gibson's real name? When was he born? A, His real name is Edwa . He was born July 21, 15 Who was Pegasus? A mythological winged Torse sprung from the blood of Medus: Q. Are girls better than boys in school stu A. A test made by Guy M hear Crawford is in and a box profitable lunches —William Drslie children by their at men are monstrated ever A LA KINGS Warren R. Velsor you could come,” f you to ask me” ¥ in the country meaning of the | Ressie 2" b German b e continued. with th citizen aid | aid rved. and put on rach of | of the * said Gilber! a list of hefore asked 1 was ulways Lillian that mother always 1 Whip- | | THE JoKE 1S oN THAT AIRPLANE answer to any | One that reverses its direction | fors position un- | What is the name of the man | Educa- | ple shows that the average for girls is better in the elementary grades than for boys, but that boys outstrip girls in high schools, normal schools jand colleges. Other tests, however, have shown little difference in the scholastic averages of the two sexes. Q. Is Greenly Teland, on which the German and Irish aviators land- ’-‘d, a part of the American conti- nen | A. Islands adjacent to a conti- | nental land mass are geographically considered part of the continent. Minncapolis . Nantucket .. w Haven . New Orleans Norfolk ... Northfleld, Vt. Pittsburgh .. Portland, Me. « St. Louis .. Washington . w2 w1 TRAL JR. HIGH The ninth grade of the Central Junior High school met in its home Greenly Island is, therefore, part of | T00mSs this afternoon for the regular | weekly' Civie Leugue meetings at the North American continent. | Q. Can an alien seaman who de- | Which the room bLusiness was taken serted his ship in the United States |UP- The civic guidance topic for this and who has been living in this | Week was Industries of this city and country for four years be deported | Parlimentary Law. can he become a citizen of the| 'The clubs will meet tomorrow United States? afternoon in the school club rooms He may not be deported but | {0F the continuance of week's Hie oan not becariat Al A sricia| cnbETORK, citizen unless he returns to his R I country and comes in as an immi.| Fversbody knows the pulling grant in the usual w power of a Herald Classitizd Ad. C ast Observations On The Weather Washington, May tor Southern New E | cloud 21. gland somewhat warmer portion tonight. Tuesday generally | faim gentle to moderate winds, | mostly north and nerthwest 1or st for Lastern New York { Mostly cloudy tonight. Tucsday | | generally fair, not much change in| | | temperature gentle variable winds| | | b becoming northerly. | Conditions: ~ Pressure conditions | remain relatively low over the| | castern half of the country and an| {area of high pressure overlies the | plains states. Showers were rru’ THERE Is nothing quite like Bayer s ey A | Aspirin for all sorts of aches and e *Ulf stales and over por- paing but be sure it is genuine Bayer; lons of the southern plains states. | @ t e the packag Somewhat lower temperatures twith | that name mus an P S frosts prevail in portions of the| and on every tablet. Bayer is genu- | d the word genuine—in red— Conditions favor for this vicinity | is on every box. You can't go wrong partly cloudy weather and not much | if you will just look at the box whea change in temperature. you buy it: Temperatures yesterday: Forec Mostly in east| ported quite generally in the Atlan- northern plains states, | 1ne, anc Low 64 64 48 48| 54 4 55| 38| Atlanta e Atlantic City .. Boston . | Ruffalo -, Chicago Cincinnati Denve Detroit Duluth | Hatteras Jacksonville | Kansas €4 l.os Angel Miami Aspirin 18 the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mopoaceticacidester of Salicylicacl@ which 25 Arch Street Telephone 207 PIGS MAY BE PIGS s—tliose pests that worry the lives out of housckeepers— are of many varieties, from the little red fellows to the big black variet Our Washington Bureau's latest bulletin tells all about them and what measures to take to rid the premises of these summer-time marauder Fill out the coupon below and send for it: But house an lr - | | I CLIP COUPON HERE IOLD EDITOR, Washington Burcau, Daily New Britain He | New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. 1 T want a copy of the bulletin HIOUSE ANTS AND HOW TO GLT RID l OF THEM, and enclose herewlth five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. B. postage stamps, of coin, to cover postage and handling costs: STREET AND NUMEER | cITY se BTATE 4...... L I am & reader of the Daily New Britain Herald. o e e The Toonerville Trolley That Meets All the Trains TAE SKIPPFR ! RE GAVE THE HALFWIT To KEEP KIM OFF THE RAILS WITR HI$ HOME MAPE HANP ¢AR . you please go simply CAN'T under- orreet the are going.’ ™ ‘orr it who made sentence, ot voursdf. the mis- ~—Mrs. H. F. Byard I A NATION NOT With IRISH < WIT Aide N WT Friends IN HAVANA LEAVE onr With GIANTS Who FAILS N AND 1T WAS i irprised’ You told me Fomrane Foa ih wae but HE “AIRPLANE" THAT SCARED THE MULE THE SKIPPER WAS USING WHEN THE PowsER FPAILED 1926 The Bell Syne