New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 30, 1928, Page 6

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This fasures pro- Lection against fraud in newspaper d: tribution figures to both national and local wdvertisers. on eale darly tn New Newsstand, Times Entrance Herald 18 vork st_iHotallng's Square; Schultz’e Newestands, Srapd Central, 420d Street. e — T GOOD W Placing of tlowers on tl of Wooster Ar- act by the grave Lieutenant Stanton at ington was a splendid remen fliers. To Congressman Ienn 1 oes the credit of calling the atte = jerman embassy to the N born flier ife i-fated | cmbussy goes eredit for tion of thy srave of 1 Britain when the e New aho lost 1 Americ: jon” crashe calling the attention of | to the grave 1 the same section of the | jmmediately the Bremen fliers in Arlington, i i where Floyd Bennett was metery laid at rest AS of good Wil the cmissarics accomplished of our | to aid ! Bremen fliers have uuch, one Floyd Bennett rav hem. They not only handsomely re caprocated by for- nal reception in New Yor oing to Washing- the forrgoing a greut ¢ last week v insisting upon honor the 1 of American at last hut gladly honered |isutenant Wooster also. ton to niory his resting the meniory OLD LINCC The old oln street, was sold the other day the Lincoln school, on Lin- | for $12,500, new owner to turn it into an apartnient house. Nobody seemed to care much for the building. There was only one bidder, and his o the school com o1 was accepted by Lo Back in 1926 the official valuation | placed upon the old Lincoln school Thomas J. Linder was $50.000, uot including contents, The insurance on the building was $40,000, and the by insurance the desire was to increase the to a point more adequate with value of the building. ' We get from this that the build- | ing ‘was insured or valued for con- siderably more than it was worth, | or that the gentleman who bought it | 81 a bargain | for 10 got quite of the SLIPPERY WOOD of Rock there- . he Black curfac Thi vidge is wood; one il the hridee is hourd can say, or s smooth us During brids 50 =100t el driver machin sio on hi structure, had ¢ missing Not only i heen asked to subscribe o all antoists Time to put order . § nt o 1ted ALl S3.000 Judgm $2,000 against the city e the other day becn + man crossing Corbin at there 1 aveni night fell into a ditch ng no nt near at har tion | o the “This <g on the danger. vas an i part automobils liteh the dafages ave been eyen highe r = 1 The Sesson no - doul | <ign department lev's have it. That's | will remember Mr. So and So of the | husiness jaunts, we cannot help re- | being janyone in Lendon willing to | the line that all such jobs in futur must be properly lighted up at night. | listen. 1f and when the city pays the $3,000, | One good way to establish the New 11 ldo it without government aid, thus | |avoiding the possibility ot disay of the alleged sidewalks in the | pointments originating in W ashing- | ton. 1t the advantages of the line arc A1 that New London thinks they arc there should be no difficulty in in- | teresting sufficient capital in such a jmoney-making enterprise. But that is the rub: Will the ‘actually make money if establi crimp into the cconomy program. It is hard enough to nuyigate over some night breaking a le without running the v to suddenly be wransplanted into a diteh is cven jnore dangerous and worth $3,600 city at | isk of ! | cvery time. ned, species of governmental aid for the bemefit of | & aspiring port of Ncw London? STRELT SIGNS we or will it merely be a The other da came apon what once hal been a square post which ad th thereon names It however, allen soldi of* streets painted | was ot in bt aj HAGEN'S DEFEAT | r on sidewalk. I 1 defeat suffered b Walter | + automohile had burnp- | Hagen at the hands of Archic Comp- 1 rotted ston on & DBritish course, ending the over when -hole 18 down and 17 to linst it. or the jmq, is the most spectacular failure an upright | position lay like sa or perhaps it 1 and fallen «d into it; e t somehody city had removed it from its moors fof the American professional sinc of safety; or per- he rose to championship h bs small boys had made sport of | Compston played unbeatable golf. was looking. Any-|He added 67 and a 66 to make a 36 | hole total of 133, eleven under fours. base T mateh the leaned 8t ts. for the sake it when nobody way, there it lay 2%, | 1¢ Hagen had had one of his greatest The white wooden posts with the names of streots were good in theory; at least, the t to be lesk of an in- for boys to remove the fand lad street signs such as used to be move |wmonths. He Bul not strong | He entered enough tor t |1ands and developed blisters which | {hey rot at the base, and in gencral | had to be protected by tape be fore | 5 | painted on them |days he would have had trouble in | beating a player in such form. As it was, he had traveled over the ecean | played little golf for | had been ill all winter. | the battle were thoug ducement with soft common. they a blows of automobiies could continue. of them are | Poor condition and neg attention should | ame cannot maintain the form that | de Hagen famous. He has a week st longer than the signs, s and more oct of the ! essential, and more tenance. There | strect intersee- | for practice before the beginning of eh such | the championships at Sandwich May | signs, making it difficult for persons | 7. It is o be hoped he takes full | 1borhood | advanta 1he opportunity. Me | [ has made extraordinary comebacks, and the stage is set for another. given to their mai are many important tions in the city wWh lack unacquainted in the n ge of to find stroets desived. If the city neds a subsidiary street | RAILROAD ECONOMY ; Class T rail~oad, of wWhich the New | |Haven fs one, have been announcing pecuiiar earning In a lurge number of cases, including the Now the March and for the first | of the month has been decidedly less, | !hut the net income has increascd. The New Haven, for nstance, had | a4 gross income of $1,370,019 less for the un Jand gratis to Mayor Paonessa. FOR GOOD WILL in May, it has been an- the ilroad will statements, AYT Some time rtain officials of Haven, gross income for | L & R three years Philadelpt be in the 1ding v city, will be royally enter- ned, will play golf, dine, perhaps | Welcoms This is the new 200d will. Tnstead of sending traffic |last year: £750,511 more. to the cit A months but three compared with way of acquiring its net income was managers, trafiic salesmen, or repre- | cntatives to the city, to talk in bald | and in terms of statistics and | roads. In tl Reading railroad | & shaving down 1vhronzh refunding operations has But This is what economy does for the w Haven of interest charges he case of the: D traflic costs, the | other | sends gentlemen 1o the manor born, folks who do not talk about such |helped mundane things. They will show the |cconomies also had @ hand in the boys they are good fellows. In turn | end out freight, | materially. outcome, : ANOTH OES TO PEN Being a politician in Indiana, or 4 tormer politician, continucs a pre- “The latest inci- Hoosier hardships from Fort A, Walb, | chairman, { in the boys, when they | teading, who played such a good | such game golf and who told rollicking good stories. The table result will be that more freight teading carious occupation. dent came |w cwingers from tormer Republican \v New Was sentenced to four Leavenworth federal prison for vio- | |lating the national Walh also had heen a formier vice- { president of a bank. The president | {of the worth but be politic inevi- illustrating in the ne, where dispateh state will he shipped over the parts. golf teading plan to visit ma from these I the the England citics on such {\l» asure-and- stick years banking laws. | etting that we did not hecome Reading railroad official. sent to Leaven- and a half bank was BUSES FROM BRISTOL 1t is amusing to watch the antics New England Transportation company every time some enterpris- ing bus line proprictor thinks of ex- | The need for 1(hir\l of their There are other trials to be held in New Haven's sub- by the he g in- {authoritics arc through with the R years, | to for two he did not politician, or in. Both men will be eligible erved on happen even an ex- for parole after having paunding his service, ntences. <uch an extension of service is rarely | ! jeatized by the Indiana, and time Gdiary until an up-and-comin Jependent enters the arena The | publican ex-politi- clans the few still at liberty will feel through a politicians and bus line between Bristol and | \rmingion boen in operation |like veterans who lived i war. 1 A or some time, and though a peti- of Walb situa- | that onc of very personal friends is Senator James L. | the line 1o sad feature thie P for an extension of tion is his closc Hartford was denjed by the P U petition is | England | Watson; and there is a state primary | also hi some time ago, another Tieard. he New ust around the corne for | Transportation company ONI AN CARS ord scemns jon Lefore the commission line. n dist Connectient company will seek per- | the trolley cars which under franchisc with Passengers on the branch line have 1o bhe son to a printed rbed over the prospeet that the lip that the lms service is unneecs- 1he railroad's ission to vastly increase pro- 1 subsidia why does the portion of operated ir Tucker scems to be strictly limited. | on the grant, v desire franchis -man . ) 1 city, forely to prevent the independont 1he ! op rator from possibly eetting | Uhe ¢ity Phe [At pr rallroad still is | that it has the sent around 20 per cent of the | the rane irs in Harttord one-mian | thesc lines aricty d only on 1 that conditions c; being opera The 11 for the operation t to a complete mo- ryihing o1 in | 11 or company says thern New England about 90 per cent of the cars in HOPES FOR NEW Vavieg aspirations 1o becoms Hartford on the onc-man plan. Ir not LONDON permission for such operation to the s will be | an is ured, according disadyantage i New i Toudon ' company, a be- isappoint Al of which sives a further ink- ling P nature of tl “treet car business, even withoit c ast miercly . ird did 0 ipping i rlous 1 bout possi of th city he- ac- rican terminus for, Copting the nctient company’s ship claims at face valuc, So far as prac- | new oc |tical finaicial results are concerned, | " rnment Natur the plan Ap to establish a line rt passengers with th, v is runniug its cars for | it. compar the love of which ean transp As a ficld for street car business artford ought to be ome of the s in Connecticut. When thie Connecticut company threatens to | k for un increas: in fares unless n operatc onc-man carw in Hart- | [ fora thercfore, it yields the impres- | sion no profit is being obtained in | the oross ocean in four days | | the hglp of airplanes from shore— | not tr the final resentatives influ- " 2 nd © rontin Cong Shipping Board, wil Perhaps U recticut have have ay fiom Co ~om: I e thero 1 de The Shipping Board scems to seeptlonally particular about - capi ils of the enterprise. For inst 1 the com- 11 obtaining had s entircly. What ' is not a profit o out of Li 11 estimates of the in na Hartiord it and 11 siasts 1t he ost o ratio pla too low: neial ability of |10+ the have been sof ails the Conneeticut eom- 2 osts mones more than anything else is that can testify y to aperate 0 voard to 1t 1s top-heary with non-paying iines Facts and Fancies lon dirccting the B {a man carry a gun after the war is | cnss nor feel ubused, you have been !ricd a man | Copyright 1928, Publishers Syndicat: | Partly cloudy tonight, preceded by { nerthern | Pacitic | Atlanta | Kansas City which the lines in the well-paying crritory are suppesed to carry along. This may be public service, but the would be to!street car patrons in no city should he expected to pay the losses in- curred through the operation of the jerkwater lines. Shop Editor, care of the New Britais Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. BY ROBERT QUILLEN You can tell when a man is tight. His mouth and his morals are loose. One Pole We Can All Explore! The North Pole and the South Pole, i‘olks, arc both so far away quite a jaunt to get to ’‘em. Thank goodness though, we say, Not arctic or antarctic but the cir- cie of good cheer Contains the good old Fun Pole that makes lifc so nrerry here! It takes a lot of nerve to insist kid's life when you such @ mess of your own. he general preference for some- thing soft docsu't include tires and drinks. 1t Presidential timber needn’t be dry, Tut sone seasoning is required to get sap out Interested? Oliver: “I ean give you a won- derful home, 1 can give you dia- monds, I can give yau a car, all the luxurics—" Bernice: “What kind story can you give me when you come in at two A, M.2" It's queer that you can't drive a new car down the street without meeting everybody you owe. JFour billion bi in Americal well. When the bird who ads on parked cars is found, will be 3,999,999,909, of a there THE PUNCH BOWL Once there was a Eurek _ust what her parents Sle @ girl who was wanted her to maid, What's the use? Tf you get you're a menace to liberty: if don't, you're a darned failure. T've struggled more than TN tell, But now my fortunc's won! My patent toaster rings a bell When the gol-darncd toust done! | years vich, you | | is | | —John W. Norwood some European Americans, and some 1egular tourist routes. Hastening to buy device; wishing i the improved countries despise are not on the At (Orders faken at The Fun shop, | hut no funny money accepted!— | itor.) Americanism: > labor-saving vou had waited for nodel, . For Little Boys in General By Barbara Wellesley Weeks Hush, my darling. do not cry— You'll have ca Blonde or Titian or brunette, Some of them will get you yet. new When a woman says she hasn't anything 1o wear, that is, of course, un exaggeration, but not much of | one, You'il grow un and then you'll fall— You'll have reason TH bawl; You'll be glad to get some slerp. Yor men must work, or women ween. Why after getting does a woman married? get sloppy Well, does over? If he scems to necd a clean shirt and @ hath, he probably lives at cne of those places where the alley | is full of tin cans. Men must work, While women try To want the things they have huy while they want, Men must labor and grow gaunt. a | toi | | Ana try so hard f | When T look at baby's brow, How 1 hate the hussies now! Mama'd save you if she could— Sleep now, while the sleeping’s good! Still, the fellow who believes in predestination jumps just as far at the sound of & honk. How times changc! In the old days the tragic death’ of a drunken fool made people favor prohibition instead of blaming it Logical! | Gregory (nephew from city | “Why, Uncle Walter, goif is a man’s game.” Uncle Walter: caddy, birdie—sounds play! Stymie, mashie, like kid's | | 1f you read a story and discover is to be continued and neither —Leonard Schlinger I\ LILLIPUTIAN LAND A Constructive Thought ¥or desert at lunch time we were having an assortment of left-overs —a saucer of raspberrics, one of rhubarb, and one of pudding. Our little Miss-four-year-old stuck her fingers in the rhubarb, the least popular of the three, and mother told her she would have to cat it for her desert. After a minute’s serious thought our little missy sai € 1 stick my fingers in the raspberries. make me cat them, too —Jennic M. Snyder e An Honest Query! Theodore has just reached questioning age. From morning till night it was “How " “Why?” and “What?" tillsthe family were well- nigh exhausted! One day at lunch he his potato and asked, what arc potatoes?” Being rather dreavy, replied, “Carbohydrate He studled her in silence Yor a full minute, and then asked, “Mamma, arc you a high-brow " —Mary Elizabeth Bouck P ‘m Around! Jimmie, four/ was as naughty as could be at dinner one cvening and, having threatened him with everything else, Daddy fjpally said, ver mind, Jimmie, I° see cou domn't love me well enough to mind me and be a good boy. But vow'll he sorry, for 1 have another littie boy downtown, and as he is good and always does what 1 tell nim to do, I've bought him a pony, and an acroplane, and a police dog, and everything he want Jimmie scemed to be taking vthing into consideration, and Daddy was about 1o pat himself on the back for heing clever when Jimmic raised his little face hope- fully and said, “Daddy, bring your cther kid over some time so 1 can play with his things.” —Edward §. it marricd at least five years. Every town has at least onc man Who gets o interested in your obli- cation to worthy causes that he for- zots 1o contribute anything. There's one consolation, As ma- chines throw men out of work they can bhecome salesmen: and there will be a mechanical drum- | never ner, this sentence mar- rs her senior,” said he is very poor. Correct **She . |y the ossip, “and dbservatiom On The Weather 30, —Forecast Partly the looked at “Mamma, Washington, April for Southern Now England cloudy and slightly warmer, ore- ceded Dby light showers this after- noon or tonight in the north por- tion. Tuesday fair. Strong south- west and west winds. Lorecast for last his mother m New York: 4 { 's in north portion; Tuesday not much change in temper: strong southwest and west showe Little tair turc win Conditions: morning over the cast of the plain ter of the disturbunce s Cochrane, Ont., 28.90 inches, producing unsettled -weather with| rising temperatures in the lake| region and the north Atlantic states | ind showcrs in portions of the lake | distriets, middle Atlantic statcs and New England. Areas of ligh pressure prevail over the south | Atlantic coast regions and the cen- tral plains states and Rocky moun- ain districts. Disturbances are forming over Te and the north coast states, Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather with rising temperature and possibly light local | chowers followed by fair Tuesday. | Temperatures yesterday: High Pressure is low this northern districts | sty The cen- 1t is| eve Prahey, Jr. “Arc Tualkative Woman Customer: you sure these are women's shoes’ Exasperated Shoe Clerk: “Sure. Can't you see what a long tongue they've got?” Low Atlantic City Toston Puffalo Chicago Cincinnati Denver Detroit Duluth Hatteras . Jacksonvilie .. T. Van Nostrand Tom Sims Says— i the most dangerous crossing world is double crossing P in £ven daring rush hour arc not as thick 4s som: arivers: the autos of the Angeles . ~ Divided Homors! Towell: “Is your wife artistic Hilton: “Yes, indeed. She is a New Haven New York Norfolk ..... Nerthfield, Vt Pittsburgh .. St. Louis .. Washington . Powell: “And you?" Hilten: “I'm a patron of saloons!” the H. R. Fraser ight, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) (Copy! TROOPS ENTER KUSHAN Shanghai, *April 30 (P —Official dispatehies today said ten thousand southern {roops have entered Kush- an, 10 miles south of Tsinan. Severe fighting with heavy casual- Arome near Harrow—convenient to|tibs was also occurring both to the London—and one of England's most [south and east of Tsinan which the cxperienced pilots will be the “air!nationalists expect to oceupy within chauffeur” for the royal heir. |a day or two. London, April scater Bristol fighting plane of the Ioyal Air force heen assigned the Prince of Wales so that he will not lose =0 much time in going from engazement to another. It will sheltercd at the Nertholt air- has ates achain of 120 restaurants in 34 will you | ¢ 25 Years Ago Today | | [ | Captain Mas-8. Hart of the Maple I Hill Golt club has mapped out a _‘\rusy schedule of matches for the |club team this scason. The elub ex- | pects to have a strong team, and its |own grounds are in cxecllent shape. |There will be matches with Glas- | tonbury, Bristol, Wallingford, Mcri- den, Middletown, Waterbury, Hart- | ford) and Meriden. | Herbert A. Johnson is favored for [the vacant clerkship of board. “ The high school baseball team will 20 to Hartford to play the deaf and dumb mutes at the Asylum Hill rounds, Teich, B and Porter have heen elected managers of the foot- ball, basketball, and track téams, espectively, at the high school. The press committee of the st {ing carpenters reported today QUESTIONS ANSWERED | You can get an answer 0 any | question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New | Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, | 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- | ! A tended rescarch be undertaken. All| /N signcd the higher wage agree- other questions will receive a per- | "% sonal reply. Unsigned requests can.| Alderman Curtis of the health ot be anbwered. all letfors are cop. | Committee opened the bids for gar- fidential.—Editor. hage collection last evening but con- that the fire | more contractors have given in | sidercd them all too high, and th | will be held over far a time. Gity. | Clerk Thompson and Chief Rawlings | will be left with the job of wind- |ing up the afiairs incidental jto smallpox. # Cupid has been busy in one de- partment of the P. & . Corbin fac- tory, for five young women in tha key room will leave nest weck to be married. The Calumet club was organized 20 years ago yesterday, and last night it held @ banquet at Harry Bond's restaurant in Hartford. The city government was the sub- ject of the lesson in a local school |l1ately, and the teacher asked what the dutics of a mayor were. One | boy replied, “Opening fair: Tie sessions of the police court are Josing their attractiveness, becauss fewer habitues —are present nowe adays. This is due to the rush of the factories and the small number of men idle. Still, well dressed men on occasion may be found sitting hee side men with threadbave garments, hoth listening with cqual attention, [Tt is only on such occasions as strange sayings of the witnesses that Chief Rawlings raps on the table and says, “Order in the court a | | | Q. What is a torsion balance? A An instrument for measuring | minute forces. It consist of a fila- | ment on wire on which hangs a | iorizontal arm, to the end of which force splicd, The foree is ascer- tained by measuring the anz through whicl the arm turns befor the resisting force of torsion brings it to rest, according to the law that the angle of twist is proportional to the twisting moment of the foree. Q. When where did Lady Lauder, wifc sir Harry Lauder, die? Citizens was 8 years dli What is the origin of the ¢x- pression “eut up didocs”? Dido, legendary queen of Car- , bargained to buy much and as a bulls hide could cover She cut the lide into thin strips and enclosed a large area with it. Henee 10 “cut up didocs’ means to hehaye in an extravagant or mischievous manner, Q. sent thag as Are wodding out announcement after the wed .19 before or | ding: A. They ar coremony and ceremony ix over. Q. Who rants? How and wh w lished ? A, Child’s restaurants are owned | Ly the Child’s Compiny which oper- sent the mailed ay of .the e dter th Child's v do they operat the first one re estab- | large citi ihe United States and nada. The orizinal restaurant was | established in 158% on Cortlandt | street, New York eity. . What is the denomination of | Bank of Englund notes igsucd A Riye. “ion, fifty pounds; one hundred, two lundred, | five hundred and thousand | pounds. Q. Jow old haarlis When did he marry Lita € 0 T born macricd Lita G 24, Q. How ean tarnish be removed | from zinc? A. Apply @ misture of one part | sulphuric acid to twelve parts of*wa- ter with a rag and then rinse with | Entrance to the twenty, one is wae April 1 He in Nov 1 AN'S Club Citizens Coal Co~Tew Britain,Gnn. TO JOIN OUR 28 COALCLUB (Closes Next Monday, May 7.) 50 Cents Per Ton Per Week, Certificates of Membership at our Main St. Office, Strand Theater. ‘Join This Wee The Citizens Coal Co. TELEPHONE 3266 clear water, Q. Who held the home ord in hasebull betore Bab A. Prior to September when Babe Ruth made his home run of the season, fli was held by Ed, Williamson ago who was credited homers in 1854, Q. When it s twelve o'clock oon at New York what time js it at San Francisco? i A. At 12 o'clock noon ki Standard time it is 9 o'clock Pacific Coast tin. Q. Is “Cheric A, Tt ds the dear, beloved. name, Q. TIs a verbal contract ing as a written one? A, Yes, butit is often difficult to prove the terms of a verbul tract, « United run rec th 1919, 251h AND eginn! 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