New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 26, 1928, Page 6

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This fusures p tecilon sgainst fraud In newspaper dle- tribution figures to both mnational and local advertisers. t over The Herald s on sale dally 1o N York st Hotallng's Newssand, Time Square; Bchultz's News: s, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Btreet. ¥LOYD BENNLETT Floyd Bennett died up traditions of the 3 | | air. 1 bravely attempting 16 sic ed fellow aviutors. | The Arctic ad 1§ a high place in fame. He had been the Byrd-MacMillan expoditic land in 1925. With Byrd the North Pole the first time achieved this dist tion. He was among those selected by Byrd to trek to the Av Fall. But Bennett made one serious mis- take. He took to the air be he had fully recovered from an illness which had laid De- troit hospital. Iromn @ to the cockpit of ing the chilly clime, was too much for nature. The ¢ annals of avia nnals o ke pilot of t Green- R v 1 woove I when aviation 1 [ | Many itarctic next ¢ ore him low in hospital cot ! an airplane, - blasts of a northern | effort was made with the highest motives, but idealism does not pre- vent nor can it cure discase. Fittingly his body | Arlington cemetery, near the grave ' of Admiral Peary. The nation bows | its head in gricf over th of its stellar heroes of the AUTO R4 Automobile racers in lie is to make new speed records | will rest in | end one air. CING hose ambition must expect to dic young. Sooncr or | later a tire blows out, or tde- l pression or weakness in the sands | along the beaches where the specd records are attempted sends the chine hurtling into wreckage. Frank Lockhart, American track automobile thus came to his death while 200 miles an hour on the beach at Daytona, Fla. He death when he began his stunt and knew | it. But the odds werc deter him; much money as a star dri a sl ma- mile wcing champion, | ¢ driving courted not enough to it successful and ited him. Exactly what ari hard for is gained I ing & car 200 miles an hour 1 the layman to understand manufacturers, however, much good publicity, cspec the name of the car all dispatehes Unf publicity busine jally whe & menfioned in tely fhe car also is patches when the mentions smashup tales | place. | | MORE USE FOR PARKS | n coming for nite reasons than wer regarding the dismissal of Wainrigh Mayer Daoncesu the impression cd that the was due intends ha super it of pa to correct | cconomy. could have when he anno not give citize he did not Mr. Wainr ent. Obvio own tie | preple and are stinginess should be viding the m fer their cnjoyr a fine streak in | wishing the p to advant to child share unequive through 1 ovment o ttor is mayor. no vho THE GUILIOYLE. Vi Observer ilfoylc before Had bis o tric thir a jury. ‘course able to befuddl a divided cha Conne e tie ti der the from cvery = 1he man fo expeditious) no delay 1 was a marked e | reduction of | such to forme S | has sums were due (o tempora to he | coal to one William vention pllobably is way, this is wha enlture vard with mor he sanctuiries for it difference in the who lacked the incentive to appeal o the common prejudices of man- kind usually found in the cross-sec- » jury 1epresents. As the Hartford pointedly puts it, of the rim some 1ok was taken out of the case. 'LOOD CONTROL ORRK"” f s will authoriz expenditure of a billion dollars Mississippi flood control; . the wiseacres in charge of the \ method of presentation by counsel, | country | | | at any | 1 by both houses of Con- | ch now is in commit- for agrecmient upon minor points e not certain how much the gov rament eventually will Le forced to spend to curh the mighty daddy of All of to the itors, ordir modern idea of bein which mcans talking lout ccono In the Senate the bill passed unan- in the House the 234 o 91. If the President vetocs it He mously vote was hoys who vo th 1s should stick together. d for it ca veto, it by chan Mississippi flood control is neces- ary, but going at it like gnawing at « pork barrel is not e Democrats Washington in insisting upon a tax $ he Republicans in should to liole turn out governmental Chamber a a reduction be wore than recoip S, of Commerce e has been insisting upon a tax reduction than the ad- ation thinks it wise to make, National Association of acturers is for the lower tax $210,000,000, The belief that ninis nt the of the government 300,000,000 is o put | | help deer which is strictly ac- Lut not practicing it. | | | it is being a { steadily decreasing, and were it not in | | having a common | | could reduce taxation more than the | Itepublican program mentions is due incorrect guesses made by been shown that these larger ind no one can tell whether they will result again. 1t is best to pla luction of $210,000,000 is consider- How to make hit and run drivers quit running after they hit scems to e enlisting the ingenuity of inven- tors. Something that wihil automati- hit-and-runners seems it an somebhody ally stop the neaded, and idea is should of ite Iitzgerald, & wortl anything band a medal made anthra s Lawyer down in New Jersey “simple.” Any- it docs, according o bis fricnds and admirers: The invention will &catir fif- metal dises with the license number of the car on them the ground whenever dent occurs. The attered over an feet, and so it will be impossible for the it nd run driver to stop and col lect them. The dises will fall the ground when a trigger 13 released, the {rigger respond to 1 colligion of the Lumper with o moving body ty on an acci- metal will he 1 of twen- five almost to PEER IN NEW ENGLAND ne Under modern conditions wild life, n order to have a chance to exis must be artificially assisted, Agri- industey have driven ime fo the poorer lands, where fo0d is more difficult fo obtain, and where existence is so difficult as to virtually impossible. Artificial deer, for instance, sary and he d the supply of food st in part by na < possible to increase vild lite and one necds to and states the sup- of it has been done; 20 m New and several to find in the other ca . i ted shortly after tiw r Civil obtained 17 and the sroughly deer smest any other iwccording to ident of the s domesticated stock. Clion 01 New times the there siz ar o ever wer Until they inereased rapid- o decades, with pro- is population a the landscape ipating cirelea larg, His in- | hu- | cretary Mellon regarding the esti- | i mated surplus funds of the govern- | ment at the end of fiscal years, It causes, | no further | of | | along until it ever | was when he did not * |ideas into print he preferred | sists npon | strietly Larred Associa- [y | was mi ietd and | | Midsummer N a matter of history, Only when the s a wlole is col there a decrease in game compared . 1t must be theretore, with early time only a question of time, be {tion of humanity which the aver- | the western states adopt the same methods as ecastern states have found succesaful in maintaining the nation’s heritage of wild | at pr finds of it- the onnecticnut sent self trying to regain some wild life it has lost, which accou tor the lack of an open deer shoot- ing seazon in Connecticut. Deer may be shot only when damage is suffer- od to crops or other damage is done, and in such a casc there must be an immediate veport to a game jen. In this manner it is hoped to se, and to all re- to inere ports this is happening. There are feer in t was the perhaps more than case a few decades age, and not as many as will he if present regulations tinued. Massac tunate, The T are con- husetts v state tries manfully to increase 1ts d ar, then for one week there is open scason. This year the I ture been importuned the One crease open season 1o weeks, cannot have and eat it too, and in Massachusetts rted that the deer are for the fact that deer know no state Loundary lines, the supply would be 1 that the New England states should act as a even Our opinion is mit in gaime prescrvation, through the forming of mutual agreements object in view, PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORSHIP centiy v An reporter ascertained that 1" inquisitive e doesn’t write his specches. This does ot mean that somcoue else writes them for him. Lusiness men, as a rule, also do not write their speech- cs. Coolidge evolves his pronounce- méuts in the same manner business men evolve their letters to creditors nd debtors—hy dictating them. ictation usually results in mak- ing ten words do the work of five; but it is speedy. A president, or any- dictati body clse, an address, usually sits at his case and spins finished—or exhausted Half an lour or an hour of such dictation results in plenty to read if sces print. President Cool- cs have not been The fact that he s hus speeches may have some idge's major addr noted for brevi dictatc influence this in connection, only time he was astonishingly brief Thoosc™ to run again—and was not very specific about it. President Wilson, who functioned nation's of at a critical period in the history, ~ was The typist—also @ no dictator speeches war president was a shorthand writer, by to get bis to sit the way—and in order himself at case m front of his trusty typewriter and in that way confer the benefits of his thoughts to hu- He did hi and when the product was finishea it clothed phr {he manity. own cditing, too, was in impeccable aes, ideas row on row, suc- cinctly stated ture of the But even so, the na- time required speechmaking - Wilson's not or speech writing and addresses naturally were always models of bhrevity. There was too much to write about in those dave One thing President Coolidge in- when he dictates his speeches, 1t 18 said, and that is free- dom from interruption. The hand- shaking exccutine office vicitors are while speech-dictat- ing is in progress. and saf That's where editors is a good and plan are different. Not only are they not safe from interruption, but they act | as if they are used to it COMMUNICATED GENE TUNNEY AT YALY Phelps Vau ille ditor N Mr. G lectu Aceused of Staging Show Before Class ritain Herald appearan Professor Phely class at Yale has wpeeted (and - possibly sired) publicity, Tunney's o as Tore Shake coived Do re- jpropose to question Tunney's intel- (uaintanee with sonie literature 1 do question lecturer upon | A5t had disenssion ef received from “A m” I should Lility 1o do happened at What induced invite Tunney s class for an after- d. Wnpressions he not 1 w0 Chicago last I'rofessor i sunmimer \elps to to tuke noon is over hard to unde 1snally to most of e was not i ferior ti dry-as-dust lities act their lee- painless: it thos y Lave fo listen to from persor s in making eable but professors whos like ture opi disag is bad, by college average college telleetnal Sahs date iden is as cloudburst; there fettered by the mors die lave are n Professo classroom A raordi the students ind preju- neration and sophisticated kind of in 1t Professor resort 10 m. ror tellectual il Phelps thought he at intellectual his to 7ines any supplying n ey st wi class ove he h kens sta ille Ny 1} sho: ose fa e been written by an could never im on idered is | | ore | war- | the case later | s not so for- | 51 wecks of the | sident Coolidge | The | detailed | |over Thouzh I do not | I'ro- | the students | he 1 may be like our optimistic Shakespeare. unreasonable but I don't champions versatile. FRANK G. CON NOR. Facts and Fancies There are no bronze statues of men who needed special laws or government appropriations to make them successful. When every other kind of colo- nial policy fails, perhaps some na- ;Hon will try simple justice and hon- sty Mencken thinks millionaires are |second-grade men, but those we know held on until they reached the scventh or ecighth grade, Tt's a funny civilization that lecks lup the insanc and lcaves at liberty the habitual drunk who carries a pistol. A four-hundred-million fund might help the farmers if they, in- stead of city inen, got the job of handling it. Perhaps the world is aspiring to {higher things, after all. It used to {be interested in ankles instead of | knees, You wouldn't give a kid matches to play with in a powder house and ccidents, ers? ‘Why license foolish driv- Note on the higher education: I'ced and cultivate a tree and you improve it; but no amount of pet- ting can convert a weed into a tree. There isn’t much wrong in a land | where 90 per cent of the present worry concerns the general average the kids will make in school. Americanism: People with plenty of money and no children. urging somcbody clse to have large fami- |lies. You think all girls should learn !to cook and sew. Well, should all boys learn to chop wood and milk? pAEl Tiver see a noisy fly buzzing around a busy plow horse? Didn't it remind you of a cynical critic and | his relation to America's civiliza- tion. Which can be credited with great- or influence for good, a modern flap- per with a flask and a ballot, or the old-fashioned girl who wouldn't go with a drun} An author has “arrived” when he no longer turns purple at the sight of an crror in his stuff overlooked by the proof reader. And this “unemployment” will keep right on increasing so long as | wives will make the living while | husbands look aroynd for soft jobs. i s Al being a pleasant fellow, it might help him to tour Dixie. So many of those who oppose him nev- cr have seen a Catholic. Another thing, Mr. Brisbane, if we had airplanes instead of battle- ships, girls couldn’t hide in them. Little book review for today: | “Toucoutou” by FEdward Tinker (Dodd, Mead & Co.) Old New Or- Ieans; Creole passion; a tragic hero- ine who thought she was white. Correct this sentence: “Daughter is just a normal child” said the mother, “hut she never giggles when some guest slips on the polished floor.” Copyright 1028, Publishers Sy ndicate Observations On The Weather ington, April 26.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly clondy tonight. Friday increasing cloudiness; not much change in temperature. Fresh to strong north- ! wegt and north winds. | Yorecast for Fastern New York: | Partly cloudy tonight; Friday in- |creasing cloudiness; not much |change in temperature; fresh north winds. Conditions: { The pressure that is now dominating the weather con- ditions in the central and eastern | portions of the country is centetred Manitoba, Winnipeg, 30.54 Thence it extends south- stward to the Middle Atlantic ast sections. Tt is producing gen- rally fair but cool weather in all gistricts east of the Mississippi | river. I'rosts were reported from the Ohio valley, also from the middle Atlantic states and southern achian regions. Temperatures ng slowly in the central val- d plains states, under the in- that is inches. leys a | fluence of o disturbance tofming over Texas. | Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather and not much change in temperature, Temperatures yesterday i High Atlanta . 54 Aflantic City .. [ Bos! . . B2 { Buffalo ... sas | Chicago 4“ | Cineiny is, 5 Denver T Detroit .. 46 ‘|\\\h]1h . 48 Hatters “ 0 cksonville nsas Il Al Miami | Minneapolis Nantucket ti | New Orleans . | New York Norfolk Northfield Pittshursh . Portland. Me. St Louis Washington 38 48 34 a4 3% 45 35 then scold it in an effort to prevent Well, Why Not? Though scandals and vandals are headline themes, Folks, re fed up on politics, weary of crimes, So why not more fun-dals, jingles and jokes We'll bet they would ba so-called “hard tin W morc h these Yorce of Habit! “Traffic Cop (about to be opcrated on): “Hey you!" * Dr. Pearson: “What?" Tratiic Cop: “Lemme sce Your op- erator’s licens! TWO THAT PARTED By Frederick P. Hilts I know not when the severance be- gan, Now plain, alas! for every eye to see, And, though full many fricnds con- ferred, no man Could place before remedy. the twain a Themselves could never state the actual cause, And neither owned on unforgiv- ing heart, Nor ever sinned against good-fecl- ing's laws, Yet day by day Time saw them draw apart; Time that from infancy had watch- ed their rise Through blameless passed cach by eact Even 1, close knit to them by natur- al ties, Strove unavailingly to breach. carly yea mend the And still our best endeavors prove in vain To bring together pair; And now I K meet agait Those two sides of the parting in my hair! that divided NOW they will not A Little Personal Task! Mrs. Ward: “Isn't it awful the way that woman hired gunmen to kill her husband?" Mrs, Blake: “Yes. T don't see how she could bear to think of strangers shooting him!"” —IIclen Binncs SH! THE OCTOP Ry Gene Butl The prodigal son had All preparations were heing made for the home-coming feast and the butcher was even now leading in the fatted calf from the pasturc. The prodigal's father grected his late-rising son affectionately, Jook- ing somewhat askance at the lad's coonskin coat snd the ukulele he carricd. “How does the old Jidme look to you, son?" he inquired. '‘Not so hot,” replied the prodi- gal indifferent “but the old shed'll do in a pinch. It%s an awful drop from the lights on Rroadway, though,” he added regretfully. “Today,” said the riarch, in an attempt to please, “there will he feasting and the wmaidens =hall dance.” “Good suffering gosh!” moanecd the wanderer. “Do I have to watch that bunch of contented cows gallop around atter what I've seen in the Follies? Honestly, Governor, 1 don't believe T can it through the act.” “And the neighbors,” went on the old man patiently, “will call to wish you well g “That,” said the prodigal em- phatically, “is OUT! They're all wet and I couldn’t stand ‘em. Why, I've been further under the barn looking for eggs than those yokels lave been away from home. Not a wise- crack in a carload!” “l have ordered out the chariot and a ride abceut the countryside may amuae you,” said his father, in a final attempt. “In that thing?" snorted the prodigal, disgustedly. “Don’t they ever get out a new model around here? Get me some paint, Guy'nor, and I'll trick the old buggy up with some smart cracks, like the college boys do where I've heen.” It was the last straw! man halted the butcher, “Lead the fatted calf back to the pasturve,” he commanded, and hurry right back here. We've other business for that axc!™ 5t returned. The old | “Ah, success at they applaud me from below last— How Do They Grow So Dumb? One day her Walker's fiance took Her to a baschall game. When excitement reigned supreme, Tom Lowden turned to her and asked: “Did you notice that fellow who a few seconds ago walked to the home plate swinging two bats?” dear.” he just knocked a ino- | “But, honcy, wby didu't be swing three 1 ger? ts and knock a three-bag asked Esther. —Alfred Kuntz Then therc's the Scotchman who could get a scent ate onions so he for nothing! Corrected! Hortense's Father: truthfully, are you marrying daughter for her money?” Suito! “Absolutely NO!I" Hortense’s Father: hear u that!™ Suito: her for yours —D. E. Townsend (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Torbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Queetion Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All lettcrs ave con- fidential.—Editor. Q. X. Bushman born? height and weight? When and where What is Is he divorced? vorn in Norfolk, feet 11 inches tall and weighs 186 pounds. e is divorced from Beverly ayne. Q. HMow long has it Easter Sunday came in when will it come in March again? A. 1t fell on March 27 in 1921 and will fall on March 31st in 1929 Q opened for o build it A, It was opened November 17, 1869, about §50,000,000, Q. Do a pound of gold pound of coal weigh the sam A, Coal is weighed by avoirdu- pois scale and gold by troy scale hence a pound of coal which con- {ains 7,000 grains weighs more than a pound of gold which 5,760 grains. Q. 1s Marct prison A nd he Novemlbe Q. What been since When was the alfic? Suez for a s Garvey still in u wis released . 1927, is the larges center in the United State A, Chicago. Q. Mow far is it from New York City of Liverpool, England? A, HT8 miles. Q. Is Vaughn De a woman? A Sho Q. Dbid part of the to the little A, live part, Q. s sentence was commuted, from prison t railroad Leath a man or a woman. Mary Pickford take the ision” that appeared flin *"The Gaucho”? Southern played that 11 @ veteran of the war with n who is drawing pension from the goxernment desires fo make his residence ontside the United States would that have any effect. on his receiving his pension A. Tt is only necessary for the pensioner fo notify the Pension Office of his change of address and the check will be sent him as usnal, wherever e r 3 Q. bnd the Jews or the crucify Jesns of Nazareth? are meant by Gentiles? A, The Roman authorities ern- cified Jesus at the demand of Jews, did not have the right to impose the death penalty. By Gentiles were meant all non-Jews, Q. What is the value of a U. 8. proof trade dollar dated 18767 A. 75 cents. Q. 1s there a verse in the Bible commencing with the letter * Sp! “Tell me my I'm glad to “It's a fact. I'm marrying was Francis | his March and | Canal | What did it cost | traffic | The cost was al contains | ientiles | Who | the | The Jews under Roman rule | A. No. Q. To what football team does Red Grange belong? A. The New York Yankecs was the last professional football team on which he played. Q. Who were the candidates and what was the popular vote for president the first time William J. Bryan ran? A. William McKinley, republican, 7,035,638; William J. Bryan, demo. crat, 6,467,946; Joshua Levering, prohibition, 141,676; John M. Pal- mer, gold democrat, 131,529; Charles H. Matchett, social labor party, 86,274; Charles E. Bentley, Nat., 13,969. Q. How old must one by to join the United States Navy? A. Seventeen years. Q. What is the correct pre; tion to usc after “Appreciation” in the following sentence: *I wish to express my appreciation (for or of) your services' ? A. The preposition “of” is gener- ally used after “appreciation”. Q. Can an alien who has already | obtained his first papers to become |an American citizen send for his | family to enter this country as non- quota or preference-within-quota immigrants? A. They must under the quota. Q. Where can one ter to Dorothy Dix? A. 6334 Prytania Orleans, Louisiana. Q. What are the numbers on the wing of St. Louis' A 211, 25 Years Ago Today The last gymnastic exhibition of the season will take place at the Y. M. C. A. Wednesday evening. The program will include squad work on appartus, figure march, torch swinging drill, horizontal bar work, exhibition in high jumping by H. C. Merwin, silver wand drill, side horse work, and echocs of the “Country Circus.” The New Britaln post office made |a record yesterday when the larg- | est amount of business in the his tory of the money order department was transacted. The aggregate re ceipts was $2,000. Boys in this section have adopted a mew triek with motorist, They take off their caps and throw them down in front of the autemobiles, then stand by the caps and dare the dri- vers to run over them, The debating season of the Y. M. A. club was brought to a close last evening at the Hotel Russwin. The winning side was dined at tl expense of the losing. E. W. Christ was chairman of the committee in charge. F. G. Platt made an infer- esting talk on “Inspiration.” The winning side included P. F. King, J. H. Mills, C. J. Symonds, and H. Fagan. Among the losers we |1 W. Christ, E. W. Bacon, C ‘arvier, C W. Stevens, and Weed. 1 scek admission address a let- street, New initials C. 0 E L. grant the carpenters their demand for a minimum wage of $2.50 a day and at this writing there is eve probability that 200 carp will g0 on strike Yriday. Myron D. Stockwell reccived no- tice today of his appointment as and cor |is for four years menc W. | The bosses show no inclination to | June 1. Mr. Stockwell's appoint- ment is in lieu of that of M. M. Gibney of Berlin, who will not he veappointed. Mr. Stockman has lived in New Britain since 1871 and bud filled the office of alderman. He has been a member of the republican town committee and was the no- minee of his party for ceiectman. W. J. Rawlings has been elected vice-president of the New ritain Savings and Loan association and J. M. Burlick an auditor. 'he graduating excrcises of the high school will be similar to those in past years. The music will be in charge of the orchestra, chorus, and ladies’ quartet. Professor Matthcws is drilling the performers. will be the largest history. Charles T. president. Wiltiam Miss Jessie Gladden chosen to present the | holan and have been prophecic DIVORCE GRA! Fort Worth, Tex., April 26 (P—A marriage in 1922 which united two of the wealthiest families in the southwest was dissolved in district court yesterday when Ann Valiant Waggoner, daughter of Tom L. 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