New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 13, 1928, Page 8

by results. The east to west passage is treacherous in the extreme, as the toll of the dead amply testifies. In the face of the grewsome record the i(wo Germans and the Irishman hav | defied fate and the elements. Their | reception on this side, it they land, ! will be in accordance with th achievement. | New Britain Hergl oewed Dally (Sunday Ezcepted) H At Ners!d Blag, €7 Church Strest SUBICRIPTION RATES 90.00 & Year. o $3.00 Three Montha : 6. a Month Mflfi.:e‘éoflulll:e"lrll- 'HE 'E S \ als 8s Second Clase Mail Matter, 2 4 3 "ARM RELIEF TELEPHONB CALLS In passing the McNary-Haugen farm relief bill the Senate did so Business Office .... 926 Editorial Rooms .... 926 with the astounding vote of to 3, which is more than the necessary two-thirds majority to repass the bill only profitable advertiaing medtum | In the City. Circulation books and press | foom elways open to advertisers. Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press 1s exclusively co- titled to the use for re-publication uf | pass the me ited to 1t or not othen 2 g e per and " alse" locul | B0 to the White House, where the wews published therela. ) are identified ure are deeper than Senators Copeland and Wagner of New York, for instance, voted for it; they are two “Al Smith senators” and it can be taken for | granfed that they voice the senti- The Herad 18 on eale dsily ln New it of the prospective Democratic | oKt shulirs® Newatands, Entrance | presidential possibility in rezard to | Grand Central, ¢2nd Strect. the bill. Naturally this does not harm ——— """ | Giovernor Smith in the west, particu- Mr. this type of over the expected veto of the Pres- | ident. The House also is expected to sure, when it of course customary veto is exp: The politics that Member Audit Bureau of Circulation A B & pationsl orgauization [ with this me: newepapers aud adver- | oo clrculation. Our circulation statistics are tased upon this sudit. Th! tection agatnst fraud in e tribution figures to both na tocal advertisers. er tional and io is | larly when it is realized t A sea captain claimis that r | Hoover is opposed to creating storms on the ocean and is wait until rate is no ipaetting climates. But farm relief and at any | i speeches go on the air. prime favorite with the farmers, = | Yet it need not he overlooked that like the present, [more Republicans in the Senate lder w voted for the the politi are time office is the one who There when the feetly safl bill than voted uzainst | |it! Twenty-four Republicans were in | o fecls per- idn't take political campaign. favor and only 14 against. Among the latter, of course, were Melean and Bingham. i All women can be made beautiful, ccording to the beauty specialists. | As for the men, all they need to do | is to get cording to the barbers. GETTING ALONG WITH THE COMMON COUNCIL The question is now heing asked Tow will Mayor Paoncssa, when the upon a time plans were all | mayor-elect takes the “reins of of-, j tice,” get along with his Common Council, whicl te- | shaved occasionally, ac- Onc set to widen Arch street and light it up like a houge afire, but those were in the good old days when ambition lknew no hounds. s consists of 20 | | | 10 publicans and |11, because the mayor happens to | [ 2 Democrat, the majority party The fellow who uses the telephone | must play politics, the result will not be to the advantage of the city. The | with & crabbed voice must fee} quit ! ashamed of himself when he hears a | Way to avoid such difficultics is not “Thank yor | to play politics unnecessarily, if at lall. The good of the @ity demands more than political string-pulling be- "tween elections. It the Common bear this in mind— which also holds good of the mayor —the outlook will he bright instead of dark. Democrats, | musical What is there man of the police commission that is 80 attractive? The list of ambitious chalrmen in the ty rcads like a | portion of the city directory. hout being chair- Council will | A Common Council that takes a | delight in tying the hands of the mayor would prove an incubus rath- er than a source of strongth. Public | | opinion is opposed to such a con- | ! ception of public duty, and in the |long run it would be playing very poor politics. Being a well-fed and corpulent business man, k Dempscy is now through with prize fighting. He hus also learned that Gene Tunney is a hard man to beat, A great many prominent athletes have purchased farms, giving them | splendid opportunitics to milk the | ; cows after they have attained prac- ‘V Republicans than Democrats in the | tice in milking the public. [BeH beforc him, ought to be less linclingd to indulge in politics than | the majority, for it is the latter which usually feels itself in the, ition to indulge in ways The mayor, facing two-thirds more Fate Is not always unkind. Within | a weck two autoists in the city got tangled up in machin and neither suffered serious injur: Doth know exactly how it fecls to ¢ over the fop and survive to tell ull smashed strategic pe that are devious, ethically illogical | nd in practice inefficient, | The supposition, widely prevalent, | that =uch a constituted Common Council can with impunity override Hhe veto of the mayor through oper- Mayor Bill ; anpounced a week ago that if his ation of the two-thirds vote rule, roaehine were defeated at the does not liold In the first | e would resign. Now, rarely is a full attend- | cvent, Tie has announced he won't | about the senss Thompson of Chicago polls | water. after the | place, ther ance of the Common Council pres- unexplained reaso at a mecting, and it is casier to the resign. For some dia misquote-d him he rs | obtain the attendance of only ten | Pemocrats than 20 Republicans. The | not eluim newspay mayor in reality has two votes, onc Couneil and one alls to the Herald of- ! amember of th Telephone fiee latr distributed additional word had the sundry games. This morning nsked ta ball game, flood of calls for word of the ond reckoning. Varler Uternoon were | mayor, so that the Republicans, 50-50 k | hetween whether |10 override a veto really require 21 | Leen received [votes, whereas they are one short and the [ ofs that te ent. They lihood fliers il even if all were is th regarding m - fate of o t that L the ¢ ever Le solidly lined ague haschall extreme lik not a soul Republican ranks but the | fliers 4ho would scarc up on any proposition, there being was bey scveral Republicans E - s who gho A GALLANT FLIGHT AGAINST BIG ODDS tiree do their own thinking and do not nmp at the crack of the party whip. I'ak all thesa things inte consider- tion, it is quite unlikely that the: Th spent the adventuron night trying to fly from 1 States w Common Council will bs able to pass | on ordinance over the mayor's veto; lit would need the assistance of for the and are today the minority fs likely to hang together public or party Tepublicans, of mor Treland to 1 comy 1-wishes the civil cighed, t Demorrits purpose, as Jnore care and thelr in an endeavor that at onditior erness to risk their hves i mor most wonid ortant bring little more stion than the #lory acain proses tha which ther varietices than an inveterate 1d stak Dimoey Dut his fricudly discourse, gambler wi s, 156 1546 3 4 {heir as stated at the beginni party con- iderations should not deminate the tiing of dice they s ¢ conld i been faced with ter odds, that notl from playing with gre only difference being d Ieliberations of the Common Coun- What the public is most inter- efficient and government; and strict- i opposed o these principles. Dishon- could be gain ted in s effective t city nd the would be 1 ns | hon whieh arouse the tion of the Iv government in essence world. The thrill of 1 is fdentitied with or pomsibility that o made, the imagina ectacular \nie flights, the | o8t party advantage is prover! n- cfficlency s aby-word; effectivencss of the attain if par considerations dominate thought and new ation rec- probability rom standpoint public ad- keystone of such ord may be that aviation as a sclence may be wellbeing is hard to vanced. But the Ipeals being made to Superior cgurt | the jever it wants in this connection. | in the Council | a consistent tendency to | t¢m, and one concern in Holyoke > point with pride to the fact that all | the gentlemen against whom there has been adverse public commem: duc to misdeeds no longer are part their cases to the higher courts in of the party machinery, are not in Hartford as a matter of routine, per- offies, and won't run for office. As haps regardless whether this is at all one writer has put it, this is tanta- times necessary. | mount to hiding eigar ashes under Lawyers of the city are vitally in- |the rugs. terested in the question, have d cussed it from every standpoint, and | it is safe to conclude a proposed :Facts andFancies charter amendment will be provided The visiting alien sees New York for municipad action. A court here and thinks he knows America. And with equal jurisdiction with the Common Tieas courts in Hartford some New Yorkers are like that, in Hartford. When Hartford lawyers are identified with cases appearing before the City court they appeal would, 1t believed, moncy and time to New Britain citizens. It is save g : 5 .| A rich man must rejoice when at is not simply @ mutter of increasing 13et an of his friends have touched prestige ot the local courts; it 'him for a loan and he has nothing is onc of sound sense and practicali- | 1o dread. It that judicially New Britain has been allowed to lag tis can be said Metropolitan: A man who feels su- perior because his city contains Ji- braries, muscums and great men he ! never sees. behind its importance cial and industrial v commer- The number of appeals from this c Common Pleas courts in Har should and can be avoided by city. large | of corruption in high t little attention while - he cash register hells are ringing. creasing the jurisdiction of the local City court. Action to that end de-| Mavbe senatorial courtesy is what | keeps them from using adjectives REiS e thelprosTessIVe IBRIIL O b G i S o Blhmon 2 Tiar New Rritain, If a charter amendment is offered there is little likelihood of there developing serious opposition | in this city, and the a Legislature un- ionably will give the city what- | | | SEEK NATION | | Collection of per: taxes last| Do a convineing speaker” For vear amounted to $39,355; similar | cxample, try explaining to your | collections this year totalled $76,092, |SMall son why you didn’t lick the the superticial |22 who cussed you i and incorrcet imp ion that there Don’'t praise the villager for his were 30,00 adults in the city last virtue. If the mouse is quiet, the year while the adults this year num. | ¥alching cats deserve the credit. ber 38,000. This is too much of an| piscount: The sad state of those increase to appear plausible. whose Soft jobs lcave them time to | Attacking the problem from an- feel sorry for themselve i other angle one comes to the con- —_— | clusion that more people paid their Sweemaybe. thexeiict o personal taxes this year than last hee tron of the drama, but Chicago has year; which seems quite amazing, | Leat in melodrama. too, fnasmuch as business and indns- ! From this one g Americanism: Paying more than you can afford in order to keep an indifterent clerk from thinking you are poor. trial conditions this year have not been enormously improved over last vear, although they are getting bet- | ter. Tt these “explanations” do not suf- fice, better give it up. g i TFable: Once there was a man who | gave a great sum to help pay cam- | |paign expenses and didn't expect | anything in returi¥? A CENT A MINUTE Another survey in Boston: Traffic delays cost citizens $24,000,000 year- Iy, Every minute lost is worth a cent, | 1 Nature is so and there are 8,170,000 minutes lost She give children daily. But who can prove that g |'PINK Digh marks |important than he minute 1o every Bostonian s worth | a penny? Here is the way it figures: There are 1440 minutes in a day; or counting 300 working days in a year, | there are 432,000 minutesina work- | The graduate of the school of ox- | Ipericnce can show his gratituds cnly by endowing an accident ward. smart, why does to parents who in school morc ralth ? ing year, If every minute is worth a penny this means everybody in town is making $4320 a year. B f there is no propaganda hooked up anq advertise itsclt with it. We doubt exceedingly place to cat whether every man and woman being trafic delayed in Boston—tho survey said there were S17.00 entering the business section cvery day—are carning $4820 a year cach. On the average, the time of the community is not worth a cent a minute, frankly as a ‘ A wedding anniversary is some- | thing you celebrate to get even \\'ivhv those who touched you for| wedding pre: S, ‘[ Tariff: A protective measure nnde: which Americans get rich by char ing onc another too much. — — | AIR MAIL COURIERS | One of the weaknesses of the mail so far ha munities tance worll wasn't “created.” 1 process of being created. rd to use g to the The is still in And it scems equall the past ter fall of 1a air been that the com- 1 tuated a considerable dis- e from landing ficlds have | e review for today g eRneaC "y Donn Byrne (Little & Co) A fighting Irishman ! and a desert maid in the Toly Land | s when romance included Sword pl been unable book to Little service, . The operation of air mail couriers to and from such citics, how solving the difficy Such a courier put into effect from Hartford, motoreycles being used for that city and Springficld, Holyoke and Northamp- ton. The result crease Correct this sentence: “The first thing 1'd do if T were rich,” said he, “would be to help all the poor pro- ple. 2 | (Copyright, 1925, | di¢ 25 Years Ago Today The old common council ad- jonrned sine die after its meeting t nig nd passed out of exist- z . most important. matter Acalt with was that of the smallpox Lille. Alderman Curtis objected to one item, which was for cigars and whiskey for the docter in attend- ance at the {fsolation hospital. He thouzht that four hoxes of cigars and nine qm 5 of whiskey made quite a big of indulgence for three weeks, Mo complained about i 16 potticonts, saying the men must SRR e de i ideal way to solve A surprise at not finding ftem gramophones and ping pong tables. Mr. Leghorn could s no objections. City Clerk Thompson admitted buying most of the goods | Reports {rom Indiana are 10 the jut gaid he had had nothing o do | effect that Mr. Hoover will not have with purchasing the whiskey. The much ehance to lick Seoator Wat- Dills were finally ordered paid, but Mr. Curtis had an amendment | tacked on asking for greater thrift| in the future. ] A certificate of incorporation of | Co-operative Coal and | Wood Co. has been fi in the town clerk’'s office. The capital stock L\‘) $20,000, divided into $00 shares OY’ £25 each. There have been 400 s subgeribed for and has been 1id o ach share, The stockholders of the Britain Opera House have voted to sell the property, but the purchaser service was air mail between Publishers Syn- o) been a large in- | in air mail business from | these cities. Commercial houses in those cities have been expe riment- | ing with the advantages of the EYS- | discoverad that when a letter was zir mailed to Los Angeles a reply b air mail was received in five days, Airplanes carrying mall eannot stop at every important route; in order to furnish schednle the city en 4 swift must b apart. Motoreycle courier service from such points to comparatively terminals reasonably far nearby portanee the is an difficulty HIDING CORRUPTION son in the presidential primary elec- fion. The best estimates are that Mr. Hoover will get of the dele- | but Mr. will secure around four-fifths of them. He him- SeIf is merely with some gates, Watson “favorite son,” s much chance of being constdered seriously at the Kansas City conven- La Tollette. When baliyhoo is well under way and Mr. Watson begins to sec the light he tion as S nator the {making a lot of mone you debt. slck so you don’t have to go, ’ul hopping up and saying, I told Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. PUTTING THE JINX WHERE IT ONGS! the 13th” stuff, say Let’s take the jinx that's on this day And put it on to care and fret And sce how merry we'll all get!? “WAY DOWN UPON,” ETC! Teacher: “Did you ever hear of ‘Lorna. Doone?” ™ Pupil: “No, but Y've heard of her Lrother, ‘Way." " Teache ler brother, ‘Way?' " Pupil: “Sure, Way Doone, the guy what lived down upon the Swanee iver,” FRIDAY, THE 13TH! By The Hoodoo, Himselft Of all the da that Time lets fly I am the wel-known HARD-boiled Guy, Clown of the Calendar, who jokes With unsuspecting human folks! I love to park banana pecls Where the'll conne- with soles and heels And then glee, How passcrs-by all fall for me! observe, with flendish T warn you now, it isn't wise, ‘o undertake an enterprise, And if you plan some fishing, wait 'Tild Saturday, and save your bait. Don't drive you car, unless you like To take a nice long country hike; Yowll find you have an empty tank And only have yourself to thank. In fact, the safest thing, I'd say, Would be to stay at home all day! Don't even get up out of bed But pull the covers o'er your head And let catastrophe surprise { Some other hoob who's not so wise! EXPERT TESTIMONY! Judge: "You w going 70 miles an hour. How do you explain that?" Defendant:“Ask the salesman who sold me the c he can explain it much better than T ca -—Samuel Berliner. ADVAN O MATRIMONY According to Thomas Sims For Men When you are invited out to play bridge your wife is liable to get sick s0 you don't have to go. When you are too broke to buy a can of tohacco you ean tear up some {of yonr wifc's cigarettes and put our pipe. learn to think quiekly and convine yoursel{ you were not where you were and didn’t do what vou did. You can ask the judge to pleasc have pity on your family. If the boss says you are foolish you know you are because your wife said 0, so you don’t talk back and get fi People won't them in You think you are not just because wear old clothes and are in Tor Women When you are invited out to play bridge your husband is liable to get does fun Every time your hushand nything wrong you have the “You can always be proud of your husband because you know he uscd hetter judgment in marrying than vou did, You never get off from work so vou never will have to hurry to keep from working overtime. You can ask the judge to please have pity on your family, over have to bs sorry you didn't rry when you had the chance. “We're busy! PATHOLOGICAL IMPOSSIBILITY! Dr. Peterson: “I think your hus- band has the sleeping sickness.” Mandy: “Yo' shore am kiddin® Doctah, Dat man nevah could get sick ob sleeping!™ ~—Gilbert A. Cox. TONY AT THE BALL GAME! ariouchc, datsa my wife, she when I come home from da base-a 1 game whosec-a win. “I talla her eesta da odra fallas, da fallas whatsa come aska m here to pla: | | a da home team. Den she ;£chool at Carlyle, Pa.? ot the Republic and when was | published in “The Atlantic Monthly"” A, $15,000 & year. Q. ‘When was the Columbian Ex- position held? A. In Chicago, lilinols, May 1 to October 30, 1893, Q. Is the music of “Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life’' ‘an old or a new composition? A, “The Drcam Melody” ap- peared as an instrumental number in “Naughty Marietta” about 1920. Recently words have been written || for it and it is published under the title “Ah Sweet Mystery of Life” by M. Witmark and Sons, New York City. Q- What are some of the im- portant sheep growing countries? A. Australia, New Zealand, west- ern United 8tates, partions of Rus- sia, South Africa and South Ameri- can countries, notably Argentin Q. Where in the human hnk 1s the adrenal gland located? A. It is a small gland-like body of unknawn functions situated above each kidney. Q. Who was Macenas? A. He was a celebrated Roman Knight who rendered himself im- mortal by his liberal patronage of learned men, hence in modern | usage one who endows or .otherwise fosters the arts, is called a Macccnas, Observations On The Weather Washington, April 13.—Partly | cloudy, slightly colder tonight. Sat- urday increasing cloudiness followed by rain in Connecticut and western Massachusctts in the afternoon and }at night; fresh west winds becoming variable and shifting to cast on Saturday. Forecast for Eastern New York: Increasing cloudiness tonight, slight- |y colder in North portion; Saturday rain; moderate west shifting to fresh southeast and east winds on Sunday. Conditlons: Pressure remains low but is rising over the Gulf of St. Lawrence. The Rocky moun- tain disturbance moved southeast- named for President William Mc-|ward to New Mexico, northern Kinley. It was known to the Rus- | Texas and Okla. with somewhat in- sians as Bolshays, to the Indians as|creased intemsity. Santa Fe, Now Traleyka. Mexico, 29.3¢ inches. Showers Q. What percentage of new auto- | have begun in Missouri and cloudy mobiles purchased are paid for on|conditions prevail castward into the the instaliment plan? | Ohio valley. An arca of high pres- A, About 64 per cent. sure overspreads the mnorthern Q. On what date did Easter fall | plains states and the Canadian in 19062 northwest. Tt is attended by tem- A April 15 | peratures well below the (reezing Q. On what date did spring be- | point and is producing snows in por- gin this year? tions of the northern district from A, March 21st. upper Michigan to Montana. Q. Where was Al Jolson born? | "Conditions favor for this vicinity A. Washington, D. C. | Q. Can you tell me something about Vincent Lopez, the Jazz Orch estra leader? A. He was born in Brooklyn, New York, December 30, 1895, was | educated at St Mary's Monastery, | Dunkirk, N. Y. His first jazz con- | cert in America was given at the! raided it, and the leading lady just shot her husband!" ==A. C. Bloom. (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Fore bidden) £ QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stampe for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a pere sonal reply., Unsigned requests can- | not be anewered. All letters are con- | fidential.—Editor. | | Q. What six counties in the TUnited States are largest in area? A. San Bernardino county, Cali- fornia; ‘Coconico, ~Arizona; Nye county, Nevada; Elko county, Ne- vada; Socorro county, New Mexico, and Mohave county, Arizona. Q. How fast does the average camel travel? A. The pace of the loaded camel is steady and upiform, but slow— about 2% miles per hour. Some of the light dromedaries, however, can corry a rider more than 100 miles a day. Q. For whom was Mt. McKinley, in Alaske, named? Did it always bear that name? A, Mt. McKinley, Alaska, was ing cloudiness. Temperatures yesterday Atlanta . Atlantic City Boston .... Buffalo .... fair and cooler followed by increas- | Chicago .. Cincinnati Denver . Detroit . Duluth Hatteras Jacksonville ... | Kansas City . Los Angeles Miami See Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven ... iNew Orleans .... New York Norfolk Northfield Pittshurgh Portland, Me. ., St. Louis .... ‘Washington Girl Supposed to Have Healing Powers im Hospital Southington, April 18 (UP)—Fif- teen-year-old Mary Cacci, who six weeks ago was beliewd to have di- vine healing powers, was under oh- servation today at the Connecticut State hospital. The girl was committed yesterday after police were forced to climb a ladder and force a window of her second floor room. She had barri- caded the door. While she lay in a trance-like condition last Febuuwwy, scores of sick and crippled pligrims made the humble Cucci home here a shrine. |After the child had' been showered with gifts, doctors pronounced her suffering from ephlog E 5 Hamden, April 13 (UP)—Authori. | ties were investigaging mysterious |fires that destroyed two cottages on the top of a peak of the Sleeping Giant mountain, Mt. Carmel, dur- {ing the night. Fire apparatus was unable to (reach the blazes, and a score of | firefighters ascengled the mountain | with chemicals, One cottagy wae reported owned by Frederick S. Brocketfy of Mt. | Carmel, the other by a New Haven {student. | ' Only dampnes probably prevents ed a forest fire, firemen said. 4 | | Metropolitan Opera House in New York City, He has played in Lon.| don and throughout the United States. He is not married. Q. What is the Roman Catholic population of New York City and State? A. According to the last census there were 2,745,552 Roman Catho- lies in New York State and 1,545,- FACTS — CON — ABOUT CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 562 in New York City. i Building and Loan Aswciations Q. What is the business address| of Will Hays, president of the Mo- tion Picture Producers and Dis- tributors of America? i A. 469 Fifth Avenue, New York City. | Q. What is the meaning of eul- | de-sac? A. A passage open at one end only: a blind alley; a place in which | one is cut off from retreat, conse- | quently a trap. ! Q. What is the derivation of the ! name Jerry? | A, Usually it is a nickname for Jeremigh, a Hebrew name (Old Testament). It means “exalted Mi the Lord". { | The number & tions in Conne association in April, 1886, almost #ix times the §3,605,966 assets of 37 association in 1926 year. 1926 and $3: Afong the ing 1o $13,199 this total was $3 848 in 1927, Q. Is there a Government Indian liabilities. installin A. The school has not been in existence since 1918, It is now used hy the medical department of United States Army. Q. Who wrote the Battle Hymn 1t $0,443. The co! duc shareholders amounted to credited due shareholders, $1,5 The total number of shares was made was 314,320, first published? A. Tt was written by Julia Ward Howe during the Civil war and was from 9,660 to 22.832. 180,930 shares in 1926, magazine in 1861. Mouday—The Q. What is the salary of the vice- president of the United States? and $2,091,660 more than the loans reported for 19, 38 reporting last year totaled $20,614,615. other securitics increased from $14,98 in 1915 to $$51,717 last In 1926 this type loans ameurged to $756,61 hand and in bank amcunted to $S1§S2 in 1915; in 1926, is the Jargest single item. 67 in 1915, and $496,18 in 1926, In 1015 the total was 79,711 number of borrowing members irgreased from 2,958 in 1318 to 5,764 in 1926 and the numbep of noa-borrowing members The latter held 38,375 shares in 1915 and d assets of domestic huiMing and loan associa~ ut are steadily increasing. when building and loan associations were first required to re port to the state banking commisasioner, ghere were sixteen asso- clations having tatal assets of §3, with asscis close to $21,000,000, Connecticut was organized in On June 30, 1915, 355%. Today there are 39, The first building and Joan New Britain {n Loans on real estate of the 38 assqriations that reported te the commissioner last ycar amounted go $19,167,622. This was loangl on real estate in 1815, 6. Total 290,896; assets of the Loans on shares and were '$18 Cash on $245,948 in ents due shareholders, amount- In 1915 ntinggent fund, surplus, amount- Maturcd shares $8280,129 in 1926; dividends 11862, m force when the 192§ report The Siate Prison. By Fontaine Fox MEGUIRE DOBSN'T HAVE o WORRY ASOUT DUCKING THE “TRUANT GFFICER PECAUSE THE -TRUANT OFFICER A e B PUCKS MeQUIRE ! | wanna know whatsa, mak odra fellas Las not yet been decided upon. | eI S g | win and I say ectsa because day got- et Tonight at T. J, Lynch’s Russwin intends to hand his delegates over to Mr. Dawes. That’s how the Indiana enterprises s the endeavor 1o win fame by being the first to attain the | j prize of origin: to possess a niche in the corridors of history. The three heen faced reasonable weather, #o far as is kunown. The woather burea has been of the opin- fon there would be weathier A HIGHER COURT IN THIS CITY Itsdocs not scem too much to ex- peet in o city of §0,000 that it pos- e auntiess airmen have ! with fair 88 i court equal in power to tha of a common pleas court. The high- st court to date in the stormy city is the Lyceum: “San Toy,” the Chine English musical play by the Augus- | tian Daly company. Company of 65 direct from New York and London. Double orchestra. John Watrous of Bilue Hills and | others have petitioned for power to | ~its bufld a troliey line from Terlin to | Memden through the Cat Hele road | |10 connect with the Connecticut Co. | presidential will work. 4 works— s, but the prim, Mhat's about how it alw: somebody gets the dele voters didn't know voted for Lim they The Indiana system of cleani political house is for the politiciaus {ia da good fruit. ben Mariouche she aska me whatsa frult gotta to do weed eet, an say we lose-n da game becaus odra team heesa got peaches.” —Tony the Bootblack. WONDLERFUL ADVERTISING! I say 1 hear a falla nexta me a da Cetter City court, over which th I'riend: “Is your show gaing to be the udges of 1o exact a pledge from those indicted line ncar the Kilby House in Ken- !sington. T the road is built it will {a success {be a big hoom for Kensington and Theatrical Manager: ‘You bet. The all the residents along the proposed | eritics say it is no good, the censors €4l | route have signed the petition, | bave condemued it, the police have in the north Atlantic, but how great- this would with the great fllght canr those on shorc. | | Iv interfere i police: court preside. The juris- that they will no longer seck office. s satisfac- They diction of the city court Is limited, Thus the outlook is alwa the ot he We determined Dy | are 1cft to judge | resulting in a large proportion of ap- Jtory to politicians.