New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 31, 1928, Page 6

6 New Britain Herald NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, MARCH 81, 1925, away in an ante room off stage & |bet on the animal immediately began glee club, unaware of the circum. |feeling like millionaires. | HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY stances, sang a song entitled “Fare- well.” It is easy to belleve that Providence while calling home the senator had arranged the stage set. ting and the song. Ipsued Dally (Sunday At Henld Bidg., 67 SUBSCRIPTION RATES s Year. $3.00 Three Months 7%c. & Month. Kzoepted) Church Street 300 NO BLAME ATTACHED FOR BOXER’S DEATH All testimony in the inquest over |the death of Horace Aliff's death |showed that nothing took place dur- |ing the Bridgeport fight to lead | spectators to accept a conelusion that he died from effects of a blow. The facts are simple: The fight had gone three rounds when Aliff, going |to his corner, seemed in fair shape; all news credited to it or mot omer'h-:“[ least, he made no complaint to credited fn this paper and also local | his seconds. The judges, disagrecing ewa: gublished thereia, |over the fight verdict, then called Matersd at the Post Office at New Brit- ai3 o8 Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office .... 925 Editorial Rooms 26 nly profitable advertising mediu: in the City. Circulation books and pri room always open to advertisers. Member of the Asscciated Press The Associated Press 1s exclusively en titled to the use for re-publication ot Member Audit Barean of Circulation The 4 B. G o @ natlonal organization which furnishes mewspapers snd adver- tisers' with & strictly honest analysle of circulation. Our eirculation statistics ere rased upon this sudit This tnsures pr tection agatnst fraud in newspaper dte- tribution figures te Both national aad local advertisers. e Harsld 1s on sale @ty in New York at_ Hotsling's Newsetand, Timer Square; Schults's Newsstands, Emtrance Grand Centrel, ¢3ud Btreet, ———————————— unable to rise and subsequently died. Thus came the first known fatality in the history of amatcur boxing in Connecticut. It was certain that no one and no organization could be blamed for a death under such cir- cumstances. There is a certain hazard, sometimes small and some- times considerable, incident to all boxing bouts, just as there is to foot- ball or other athletic sports. Persons have been known to engage in all \these sports and suffer injuries, | occusionally with a fatal termination. | More professional than amateur boxers have met with such disasters in the ring, the last fatality in Con- (he elty's congratulations for being n‘omicut having been the young \lected president of the county bar | Frenchman who was taken trom the association, a post that he will i1y | ing in Hartford to 8t. Francis hos- with honor to himself and credit to | Pital and died there shortly after- | wards, ation. | S fheiassqclal State supervision of amateur box- ing is not the cure for fatal injuries in the ring irrespective whether | such supervision is of itself desirable or not. When a fighter dies from in- Juries received in the ring it may be laig down to an accident. Amateur ks Heavy losses on the stock market, and also & few heavy gaiuns, have been reported on the g. t. in this eity; but the sums involved have been xo large that a fine of $50 for gambling added by the police would scarcely make any difference. To Judge Bernard F. Gaffney goes Semething distinctly new in the liold-up business got under way in Wallingford when a New Britain resident was held up after he had | stopped his car to succor a supposed- | )y ‘“4njured man Of methods 10/, (/0o 6t have the consent of fleece the public there seems to be| o S no end. But so strong fs the human |\ S B st be thor instinct ‘:’ "_'1‘; “'\i{‘:fi“‘:’;:fi;:‘i;‘:; Ioughly examined by a physician, ;:ctla’:tt e ;‘"“ Hustmake § 918 Rg Jgpait of his physical condition. Referees trom rendering assistance when and |\ oy oue Connecticut have been where it appears to be nceded. known to stop bouts when it appear- ed & boxer was in danger of being injured. There can be no question that the rules are rigid and are strictly enforced. But accidents, due [to & variety of reasons, may occur | and always will. A boxer was known 1o enter the ring in perfect physical condition and then the verdict was he came to his death from overexert- ing the heart. So long as athletic sports make hard demands upon the vital organ—and bexing perhaps more %0 than any sport except Jlonx-dixmnce running —~ such {unfortunate results are bound to THE PRIMARIES | occur, But they are rare indeed, .8carcely a ripple on the undisturb- compared with the Jarge number of d surface ot the political pond will Individuals who are identified with be raised by the primaries, which athletics. wound up last evening. They were provocative of a little interest, in that | unattached cundidates, particularly AS EVER in’the First ward, were out for famec | Of course, George Remus of Cin- .and glery, or such fame and glory cinnati, potent bootiegger and mil- as may be attained by occupying lionaire, was not insane when they chairs in the Common Council and sent him to an insane asylum, That sypeaking much as the familiar little merely was a technical subterfuge to dfimmy of the ventriloquist speaks. | justify his acquittal after he had Those candidates were selected to the | slain his wife. It appears that some- back seat of the political band | thing had to be done about It and wagon and denied the dubious privi- the most sensible leges to which they had the temerity | seizure of his corpulent bedy and its transportation to the state hos- I pltal for observation and possible cure, ]1 - The public never took the insanity |game of Remus very scriously, ex- cept that some thoughtful souls con- cluded that he was at least suffer- ling some punishment for his erime. But even such punishment could not be made to stick, and when Remus | through a writ got himself thorough- 1y examined he naturally was found |as sane ever was, It being illegal to keep a sane man in such an institution, he obtained his freedom. The primaries having been con- cluded, let all defeated aspirants now come to the aid of the party—which needs it, Merchants deciding to close their _plisces of business on Saturday nights during July and August, opening Friday nights instead, thereby gain an opportunity for the enjoyment of a favorable week-end and at the same time retain an evening’s bus- ingss during the week. GEORGE REMUS SANE 1o aspire. In the First 10 W. Huber and Itoger W. Whitman were the victors in a five sided race for council nomi- nations, A poor third was Council- man Gibney. 1t is not necessary to seek far for a rcason for his de- feat. He Las had the temerity to be in his n here- to more independent the or less ninking while in council, oblivion not difficult Whitman and Huber “—not on the independence 1t imagine that will “listen to r council fioor, that is a poor pluce to pitel tabie or | despatch, as the law provided. Thus ends one of the most out- American juris- lies abouts, is as he 150; reason, but about the crything was done with speed and clsewliore Where pure reison supreme. Therefore, we assume, were peminated | standing farces of € | hrudence. One's sense of justice may SENATOR WILLIS | be outraged, but it should not be rank B8 Willis of Ohio | 0verlooked that Remus was found guilty by a jury of his peers, twelve good men Senator Was a sincere and conscientious pub- | B0t lic servant, was ever left in | doubt ax to his stund on p In this 0 one cre well enough convinced that he should not be punished for the death of his wife, It may be difficult Pro- | to understand such things but jurics mix a good deal of iuman pature their delibera- | tions, Now Remus, like Harry Thaw, both went through the same exeept that Remus attained ie que tions. crticular was slightly different from tie yrity of candidates for public c how in point. Senator | occur, did hibition was u case Willis was bon: angle for wet votes, Hisg strength with dry; not in Ohio was Dused primarily upon Lis sinee technic, matters. Voters could Lim; all agreed that to be for Willis some as there was never doubt as to | rity in such his end much quicker. take him or 100 TO 1 difference of opinion that races attractive, it is such races are not the are enhanced by differences of opinion. Anyway, way of saying that there England, and the it once again. staid, byt not when they are in the vieinity of & Tipperary Tim, a horse the Grand National was & 100 to 1 shot in that is to say, current opinion was he had one chunce in a hundred of winning the race. But he and fortunate few whe leave or against was not trouble- It is o stood for. takes horse Just what he His sudden death in th 4 campaign for nomination will be regretted by po- iitical friend and foe alike, Becrctary Hoover, his opponent in the primary, waw ouc of the first to enlogize the Ohio's favorite midst of suid, alt the presidential only things that this is by is excitement in turf has furnished high merits of son. Dritishers may be Ilis carcer as school teacher, legis- the House of ruce track. governor and -d ator wis a notable later, memb of Itepresentative n United States > To top this he aspired to ihe presideney ene, of: long public the hetting; serviee 1 Tt was an astonishing coincidence that when the scnator was passing 'won it, the for a fourth round. When the bell | rang for the fourth round Aliff was | action was the | and women who a The victory of Tipperary Tim is |#aid to have been the most spec- |tacuar overturn of established opin- {ion around a race track in the en- tire history of the turf. The little- considered animal was ridden by an | | amateur, toe, while some if not most of the other contenders were piloted | by profcssjonal riders. | 8Such things, to use the classic phrase, “beggar description.” But we are glad it happened. It again showed that minority opinion may be right and ~he majority dead wrong—somethtmg that has hap- pened ere this in more important human activities than horsc rac- ing. IN THE AIR Endurance flights in the air have a practical value. They show to the | world that airplanes can remain lalott for long periods during fa 'orable weather. Traveling in a circle while aloft requires just as much mechanical effort as traveling to some destination. Consequently, in addition to winning the sustain flight record away from the Ger- mang, George Haldeman and Edd! Stinson achieved something worth while. 1 It will not be long, however, be- ! tore the sustained flight record again | THAT NEW RECORD well is broken. Buch flights have become | longer and longer, the record since 1921 being “broken” five times. There may be a limit to such flights, but it is more likely to be rcached through inability of aviators to re- main awake rather than the failure of constantly improving .aviation mechanics. | PUTTING ON A RACKET IN THE SENATE The Senate of these United States now needs & little reereation. After having passed the huge M ippi flood control bill following only an ior race arc the oncs who berate an | hour's debate it is in a mood for some light entertainment. Thus, during the past few days, Senator Robinson of Indiana has “edified” hia collcagues with bedtime stories about the iniquities of the Wilson administrations, his “slanderous” re- marks being promptly disclaimed by Sepator Walsh of Montana and Scnator Glass of Virginla. Finally 8enator Caraway of Arkansas, who 8ot wind of some unruly conduct by Sccretary Work to @ war veteran from Texas who called on a matter of bhusiness for Governor Dan Moody, found himself in excellent torm for a bast of red hot oratory. Senator Caraway dees not believe in mincing words, ner upon senatorjal privileges to say anything he pleases; thus he dubbed Secretary Work as a “coward.” And if all that Benator Caraway suid was true there is scarcely any other word in the language more fitting. It is well not to come to final con- clusions, however, before Secretary | I\\ork is heard from in detail, | There is no gainsaying the fact llhlt the Senate is the most power- ful and most entertaining body of lawmakers on earth. Some critics are inclined to find fault with it, citing the endless “debates” as evi- dence that the body is behind the times; but it has its good points. without it. Senators not enly have their say, but they say it with bat- tering rams, and not flowers. The House is quite a Bunday school in comparison, |Seven Chicago White Sox on Injured List Shreveport, La., March 31 (A)— Seven members of the Chicago | White Sox squad were on the casual- |1y list as the rest of the team pre- pared to tackle the Shreveport |Sports in a fina) exhibition game to- day. | ix the Hox, Catcher Schalk, Pitcher Tommy Thomas, Coach Ed Walsh and Infielders Bill Barrett, Bill Cissell and George Red- of ferm, were receiving treatment for pulled tendons and other minor ail- ments, while the seventh, the veter- an Red Faber, pitcher, was suffering from stomach trouble, All are ex- pected 10 be back in shape when the White row. Sox start homeward tomor- THEY DO NOT CHEWS, Omaha, ). — Oma ess men have banded tog 0 Tooth Club” whose tc | mashed ‘xnrnum potatoes on | ©Ca The Weather Observations ! Washington, March 31 for Southern New Engl saturday and Sunday; | perature Sunday. rising | Forecast for Eastern New York: | Generally fair Baturday, except snow portion; somewhat colder in interior Satur- flurries in extreme north ; Sunday fair and warmer, The over day Conditions: that was centered eastward to Lake off the southern New in portions of northern New land and ecxtreme northern York, generally fair weather the Mississippi river, followed will Middle The temperature be Baturday in the states. sissippt river during Sunday. in depending Ray s in- clude advocacy of more and hetter restaurant disturbance Kentucky | Thursday night has moved north- (not granted. Ontarfo and a secondary disturbance has developed gland coast. Except for snow flurries Sa‘urday will prevnil Saturday and Sunday, cast of by showcrs Sunday night or Monday as far cast as the Appalachian region. lower Atlantic The weather will become warmer generally east of the Mis- \Facts and Fancies Example of futilit; A bald head covering a sheik complex. Hell might be a lot worse. The Loss down there isn't a woman. Typical reaction to the discovery |of rottenness in Ligh places: “Ho, | hum?” i ) Hint to cheer, boys. | lying." | = | Tt must he awful to be so ignorant you stay healthy without knowing which food contuins vitamine 5. ous democrats: The poor “Don’t devils are Money may get you a s stock exchange 'it takes the old brawn to get one ir la street car. | stll, college would have as much Ruth and Dempsey if they scarce. professors were as | The worst part of a hLawling out by @ policeman is that you deserved it. speaking of pathetic things, there's a fat woman's faith in the i “slender lines” of & new garment, | Americanis:m Meeting a great man; dragging in the fact by the cars to udorn all future conversa- tions, Eating: A tiresome ordeal some| | people go through in order to make la smoke taste better. Don't scern the man who boasts of his blood. Usually it is all the poor chap has to be proud of. ! The sorrlest members of a super- |inferior race. You can pick out the wife of a great man. s the one who re- minds you of a timid valet, | ! The fact may not interest you, but | “Sinelalr” is pronounced with the {accent on the first syllable now, If the man in the new installment sedan speaks of m. p. h, he means “miles per hour"—not “my poor house.” You're right, Mr. Borah; ene rot- ten egg doesn’t spoil the whole doz- en. But it does when they're scram- bled. | Sometimes politicians start a pub- 'lic outery in order to hide something worse. But simetimes there couldn't be anything worse. Correct this sentence: “When I pronounce a worid incorrectly,” said he, “I like to be corrected.” (Copyright, 192 |#bout the injunction served on City Clerk A. L. Thompson 1o | i from issuing boxing Curtis safd the license committer | cxeceded its rights in asking that the injunction be withdrawn, and when a motion that the committee be up- held was made, he moved for tabling. This was lost, and his motion for ad- tjournment met with a similar fate. Then the council voted to uphold the license committee, and the mayor has becn poration counsel remove it or employ another lawyer to act for the city. Postmaster Hick and his assistant, 'Edward J. Munson, were early at the post office this morning and assumed thelr new duties, ccum, DeWolt Hopper and the great- st company of ginging comedians in America in a magnificent music- al production entitled “Mr. Pick- wick.” The cast includes Digby Bell, {Hepry Norman, Grant Louise Gunding, Margueri and Laura Joyce Bell. Among those who went fishing yes- ¢ were William Middlemass and r Charles H. Mitchell. Mr. tend its mains this summer, | tis. The last game of Dhas league series to be played in N Britain will take place at the armor: {ing teams will be Co. K and Co. 1. nine last e tressing incid game. Herbert tehing for the picl ‘ning by 15 to 4. Pease, who arm out at the clbow. jand the state board of education led $11,000 from the state for the jnormal school here, this sum jof $8,000 has finally been granted. New Britain today received jmoney for liquor licens |the same amount as was sc the house committee on collget money 100,000, not the proposed $20,000. on ths| has quit, and or in the senate, but news value as Babe | | the realization | We Need ’Em the Year 'Round} | According to the season’'s rulen Lest we be rated April fools We'll have to shed our fur coats now, + —But let's wear anyhow! Proper Place to Apply! Uncle Benn: “Who are,you writ- ing to?"” Uncle Fred: “Some | lcague managers.” Uncle Benn: “What's the jdea?" Uncle Fre: “Well, my hired man 've just been reading how they ‘farm out’ their players every Spring!” out fun-coats of the big —B. F. Brett THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY Social Should higamy be severély pun. ished?" asks a headline, Personally, we had always econ- idered that it carried its own pun. shment! L) International Community Singing “Mr. Kellog, the asecretary of state, today advised the Foreign Affairs Committee of the House of | ment has been tried placing , Publishers Syndi- | Representatives that the American government would he willing to sing a treaty with all the powers of the werld prohibiting the use of sub. | marines entirely.” —Toronto (Canada) Star 00 In a London theater the experi~ loud- speakera all over the auditorium. Usually they are seated just be. ) hind us! Topical “If you put a bedstead through | thin starch water after it has been ed, it will stay clean as long again. Jold it end press on wrong slde. Tt will look like new.” —Milwaukee (Wis.) Journal It anyone makes our bed in this way we shall refuse to Jie on it! Poor Stenographe; dgment! “Speaking of April i"ools Day, what is the most foolish ;pnrk road. thing you ever did?" Bookkeeper: “Once 1 played an { April 1700l joke on the boss!" —Gladys Tucker AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY (A Fun 8hop Novel) By Grace Clegg Chapter One “Gee,” sald Harry, “I'd like to aak Ethel to be my wife, but somehow 1 lack the nerve. And then, T just don’t know how to g0 about it—I don't know much about girle. wish T had a big sister to eonfide in. Maybe she'd tell me how. “Say,” Jack spoke up, a big sister. 8he's helped me out lota of times. Madge has a young heart, | even if she is thirty, and she's as wise as she can be, You talk to her, old man, and tell her how things are—she’'ll help you.” *hapter Twa “Madge,” sighed Harry, “Jack told me to talk to you about—well, —— !me to The common eouncil met last eve- | The country would not be the xame | MNE (0 decide what should be done piured, “and somehow prevent | licenses, ‘M’- | throwing her arms around him. “To had | think oo want poor ‘fttle bittee me!! Monday night at the Russwin Ly- | Stewart, Clark, | s caught 15 trout and Mr, w Britain Gas Co., will ex- One [ new main will be in Lafayette street from Main to Beaver and another in West Muin strect from Main to Cur- ball in the {tomorrow cvening when the contest- The Co. 1 team dcfeated a picked A dis- nt occurred during the was d nine, collid- d with another player and threw his | Although Principal Marcus White sk- was | A compromise amount | $855 ifrom the county eommissioners—the This is nt to En- ¢ [ficld and to East Hartford. Scnator Sloper today spoke before banking, against a bill to allow the formation ‘of a trust company in Hartford with hranches in other parts of the state. He said it should not be allowed to where it pleased and that it wus not legitimate banking. The eapital should be ut least $1- I think you'll understand. Anyway, I can’t stand it any longer. I thought maybe you'd—" “Go on, Harry," invited Madge, “I think I do underatand. You want “L want to get married!” Harry I sort of lack the nerve to aek— “Oh, sweetheart!” she cried, Kiss me, and I'm yours!" Chapter Three “For Heaven's sake, Jack," Harry hissed, “get me out of ft! You got | me into this mess! What am I go- |ing to do?” istructed to have the ('or-! would I Eth I “Why marry sls, of course,” Jack grinned. “I knew exuctly how this ork out. I'm going to marry What They Dot Felton: “A friend of mine re- ceived a telegram from the South where the baseball players are in training, reading as follows: , ‘Baseball players continue to pour finto this section.'" Hendricks: “That's a lot of apple- sauce, Baseball players don’t pour, they team!” ¢ —L. ¥. Honig Sanitary? Since some may doubt its actyal occurrence, may I preface the fol- lowing incident by saying it happen- | ed right here in town, at our de- pot of depots: A lady of color, desiring to have her ticket validated, walked up to the Ticket Agent and sald, “Say, Mistah, will you alls ventl- late mah ticket foh me?" The Ticket Agent obligingly punched several holes in the ticket —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City ano Its People Sitting in a tree top watching the world go by. Nice world. Bometimes. Church apires and factory chim- neys, Rolling hills on the horison. Beyond the hilla—romance, the unknown. Remance right here. Two robins, Robert Rebin: “I love you.! Roberta Robin: have you told that Robert Robin: *“Let Roberta Robin: “But I haven't & single thing to wear. Wait until my feathers are prettier, later in the summer.” Robért Robin: “And we'll spend all next winter in Florida." Roberta Robin; “Yes." How much like human bein, Passing along underneath, a physician rehearsing his advice. “Dod't deglect sprig co'ds. Deu m:nu is odly a sprig co'd growd ub Next, a sheik. He has feathers on the brain from thinking of chickens. Two patriots arguing. Optimistic Patriot: “U. 8. is 0. K.” Pessimistic Patriot: 8 is K. 0" Neither will vote election day. Quartet on a park bench singing. Trouble with most quartets is the quart, Children playing thoughtless of care. May they stay that way. Care will catch them enough. Here comes Age with cane and bended back. He used to be a child playing in the gram. ftops te wateh them and smiles whimsically, reminiacently. “Having a nice time, children?” “Oh, lookit Mathuselah, Old Man's smile vanishes. He teddies along. Ha doesn't belong. His day is ruined. Life is hard and the world is thoughtless. "Twas ever thus. Park policeman riding his bike, In the grass quick | 8pick and span. Better than patroling streets giv- ing bums the bum's rush. Children flock around him. Little Bey: “I'm going to be a policaman some day.” Autemobile bumps along over Driver groans and swears. “What are we paying taxes for?" Drops of rain, Paeans of pleasure from under- neath the sed. Mother Earth is having her daily cup. Warm, caremsing breezes all the way from the Indies. Bpice laden, fragrant with the perfume of exotic flowers, Ah, the Caribhean, sea of adven. tyre, lolling under an asure sky snd lapping the shores of landa of un- forgettable beauty. Wonder how many niggers the Marines killed today. Boys playing baseball. Hit it, kid. Babe Ruth had to have & start. Maybe you'l] wear a Yankee uni- form some day and get $76,000 per annym. Three ntrikes. #itting in a tree top watching the world go by. Niee world. Sometime —— lmwnyemant of the condition of some of the streets in the Aifth ward is a topic of wide discussion among the inhabitants of that section. Al- though the condition of the mtreets in general is falr, they could stand some “treatment” and there weuld not he so many complaints from ve- hicle drivers, as well as from the residents. The streets needing most attention are those lying north of Broad strect, among them Washington street, which according to many res- idents on that thoroughfars, not only needs repairs, but as a street leading into onec of the main roads outside the city, could stand some widenin Osgood avenue will undergo com plete overhauling within the next year or so. Btreets running off Os- g00d_avenue ase, in the opinion of the residents, in & lamentable condf- tion and need immediate attention. The streets in seme places are im- possible to drive through in a car. Theso sections are thickly popy- lated and new homes are being built rapidly. It is therefore necessary that these streets undergo some im- proving. Beaver street is not as much traversed by motor vehicles, yet in places it is delapidated. Side- walks on this street as well as on Washington street and Farmington avenue need atteption and if some- thing isn’t done soon, they will grow to be a sorry sight to the passerby. Lighting on most streets is good, byt a few lamps here and there would not be amiss. Questions pertaining to these improvements will undoubt- edly be fired at eandidates to the common council gnd unless they can return an argument in a convincing way, their election cannot be guar- anteed. Antique shopping In the last few years has become & fad among women and even men, The growth of antique shops within the last years has been large, {f not surpris- ing. Not enly has this branch of business grown in Ameriea but in Europe as well, wherever there is & for her and she was eatisfied! ~—Lacile Vester “I know now what the agent meoant when he called this a sure- fire proposition,” sald Hopkins, s he hurnt his worthless stock certifj- cates. Very IAgbt! Spencer: “That's a frivelous kind ot a girl that Geldemith is geing to marry.” Goodwin: “Rather light, eh?" Spencer; es, too light even for light housekeeping!™ —Harold Vanzeln (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbid den) jhardly detect the difference should Thus far the skirmishing has been rather mild. Messrs, Paonessa and Bartlett have appeared at several jrallies and have explained the prin- ciples on which they appeal for oi- fice. Neither has made any radical statements, Mr. Bartlett standing on his record as a councilman and ex-Mayor Paonessa explaining that he would be opposed to carrying out the policies of the republican ad- ministration it he succeeded in win- ning on election day. But the com- ing week there should be plenty oi activity at the crossroada. 2 large outpouring of tourists. It is a common occurrence today to meet a friend who had made a tour of Eu- rope and have him tell & story of the wonderful antique vase or some| It is no secrot that the democrats trinket he purchased. He will go expect to poll a large vote in the on to aubstantiate his facts with a|fourth ward on election day, Paon- story that the shopkeeper gave him | essa nearly carried the district one the whole history of the object, |year when he was running for may- when it was made, for whem, how or and it is possible that the intensc the eriginal purchaser had to sell rivalry of the republican slat the preeious thing because of fingn- | Which was settled at the primarie cial troubles and finally through | vesterday, may show its scares on how many hands it passed before it| April 10. Democratic leaders are came into his possession. confident that the fourth will not The true facts are that In ninePe Strongly against them even if it cases out of ten, the article pur-|isn't with them. The fact that Boh chased is generally & reproduction | JOhNSON is running for office in that of the original and only a connoisseur | Vard on the democratic ticket can detect the difference, although Should mean something and the row sometimes even he is puzaled and |Petween the factions headed by Al- cannot give an honest opinion, rl;zlrman ;h;‘sln\‘e Johnson and Coun- X cilman John A. Larson is not ex- "::““‘:‘::"f"',‘;h:"_:;‘:x‘;:lz‘:: :’fi;' pected to end with a handshake, 50 perfect that many a person could| The fifth ward will be a shell strewn battlefild when the last voter chimes his preference on the machines, The republicans are wag- ing a strong effort to make the ward safe for the party and the democrats are just as euger to make it safe for democracy. The large the real antlque be placed heside the reproduction. Shops of antique manufacturers are busy day and night. ~ Woodcarvers, silversmiths, goldamiths, decoraters and artists are employed by the thousands mak. number of new voters made in the ward indicates joy for someone and a headache for someone else, but just at this moment we are not at liberty to reveal wiich will win the headache. In the sixth ward the democrats have had a contest for the nomina- tion for alderman. Whether that will leave unhealed wounds on eclection day only time will tell. The demo- cratic party is supremely confident that the Old Sixth Will give Paonessa and his associates a healthy plural- ity, enough perhaps to counterbal- ance any of the republican margins in the lower wards. This is our pre-election prediction —it's all going to be very interest- ing. ing these so-called antiques, and they are earning a goodly salary, whereas if this industry was not thought of by some man of visia, ' who could foresee the advent of the tourist, they would be idle. The European antique dealer is far superior to his American broth. er {nasmuch as he, in many cases, will supply his customer with a timewern and faded document on, which he will ind the history of the | purchased article. This of course is | also part of the business. The writer had the unjque ex- perience of going through several antique shops in Europe and find- ing identical objects in different shops, but never in the same city. In one case a beautitul vase arrest- | ed his attention. The shopkeeper, a man of aome' 35 years' experience, in the business, hegan his usual line | LINER FOR EUROPE said that it was a genuine antique | and came from Egypt where it was Motor Man's First Trip Since Famous Peace Ship made some ages ago for one ur the kings, The price was a little too high and the prospeet left the store with & promise to return later. Some few days afterward he left for'an. Other city about 300 miles distant and while going around some of the shops chanced on the identical vase, which, according to the clerk (the owner was out to lunch), camc| New York, March 31 (P—Henry :;ou?tm;;‘:l’n“!’::fl:':;l::d l; Mll‘:; Ford, accompanied by Mrs. Iord, s I ARd. ot a0 ;qu}:ed for Europe today aboard the conslderably lower. There s one e bl.“ dinee Mydeaucs thing the antique dealers forget |, It Was the automobile manufac- they should have drawn up a con. |LUFCT'S first trip abroad since his tract with the manufacturers, that |[2MOUS vovage to Norway on th. all antiquen going out of the fac. | L°2Ce ShiD” in 1915, with the hop tory ahould eArry the same story, |10 “EEt the boys out of the trenches “Antique shopping” s an Interest- | 7 C:'”s'm,“" Mry. Ford was ing pastime, interesting in a sense, | ToNE Tor the first time. Decaliss ot ibna it ot i ¢ Majestic’s destination i~ concerning the business and hea, | SoUthampton, FEngland, and ir. many interesting storles about his- | "0rd s21d his visit would be confin- torical personages. Real antiques ed to Englam!.'ScM]uml and Jreo are net to ba found in antiqus shops, | 210 204 he didn't think 1here would Age old heirlooms of eur !nrehlh-“m.. ‘any business connected with it." ers have long heen garnished by Oh, we are just going on a lit- philanthropists, who patd fabulous |1 trIP. just a little trip,” he said sums to have them placed In mu- | )ch, Ibterviewed in the “regal seums for the eye to sce, the hand \?:'r‘: ahflbm"":[ l(iw :"Wr shortly h\‘ S > she gailed at 2 a. m. "W, oL 10 fouch aRd PONRY. ROL 10 BUY. [ o 0ot o . Watre Just co. “Oh, 1 had the most marvelous |IN8 Over and T don’t think there wil: time. 1t was perfectly thrilling,” |P¢ AnY business connected with it. “I have the worst headache today i\xg;lval'?st trip in England was in Concerning conditions and plans for the Ford company, Mr. Ford said: I do not think we will have anv additional equipment for our plants in the near future outside of what already has been published. 1 do not plan to purchase any new indus- tries or purchase any more motor that I've ever hed.” “It's the most wonderful thing car companies in the necar future, My hands are pretty full. Our pro- in the world.” "I wap almost scared to death.” Any person with half an ear can hear any of the foregolng expres- etons in the course of his daily travels, atiosting to the fact that this is an age of exaggeration. Mod- | erate descriptive terms are used no | more. A thing or an event is either | the greatest or the worst, Temper- : 3 ance in speech has been forgotten, | 1UCtion now is somcwhere between like temperance in driving, temper. | 1600 and 1,700 daily and without & ance in spending, temperance in |d0ubt by the first of July our pro- duction will be up to at least 5,000 cars a day. “We do not plan to manufactur: planes on a great scale in the im- mediate future and our advertising in the interest of aviation has becn more or less visionary work.” Passage had been booked under the name of “Mr. and Mrs. J. Rob- inson,” and the greatest secrecy had eating and temperance in living. An orchestra either has “it” or it is 2 nonentity. A pain in the side is slways the worst, an injury is frighttul, an incident is either glori- | ous or dull. If an event hasn’t plen- Ay of “kick” it is wasted. There is a hunger for the superlative. Nothing is ever just plain nice, It must be one extreme or the other. A play is & wow or it ahould be tossed off |Cloaked all Ford's movements since the stage. A song is a rave or a|Di8 arrival in New York yesterday. flat. The insatiable greed for thrills| Mr. and Mre. ¥ord boarded thc is reflected to some extent jn the |®PIP by & private gangway to a way newspaper readers demand [loWer deck, accompanied by their their dajly fare. A single death, un. |50n Edsel and his wife, who left the less it occurs under. unusual cir. [P shortly atter 1 o'clock when cumstance, interests few people ex- | thelr parents retired for the night. cept relatives and friends of the de.| The Ford party rushed past re- ceased, but the public amacks its |POFters and into the private elevator lips over a holocaust. A baseball |Which carried them to the upper game in which all the hits are for |deck on which their suite was locat- one base is passed over lightly; the | €d- Later, however, Mr. Iord grant- sporta page readers want home runs (€d 2 short interview. with the bases full, or nothing, be. | The Fords had come dircctly from cause they have no words in their er whore ihey. had secn vocabulary to describe a good game | Florenz Ziegfeld's musical comedy devoid of smashing, nerve scratch- | “Show Boat.” ng excitement. The fan who de.| “Tell Ziegfeld I enjoyed_ it very scribed a game as “very interesting” | MUch. A very good show,” said Mr. has passed to that bourme whence |Ford. no traveler ever returneth, Today| M5 Ford was in evening di hie would be killed in the rush at|&nd wore a fur wrap. Mr. Ford wis the exits of the ball park. dressed in a gray suit and dark top- Exaggeration is found in ecvery- | Coat. He wore a flower figured shirt, thing we do. Tall buildings, fast 9Tk necktie and dark tan shoc ships and trains and airplanes, an- | The Kords arrived yesterday on the Wolverine from Detroit. Their private car was shunted to the bag- gage track and they entered a limousine, which waited for them with curtains drawn in the freight elevator. Mr. Ford said e and Mrs. Ford expected to return on the Majestic (May 7. nihilation of space and time by ra- dlo, absence of clothes from fe- Pooh! The Neighbors Outdo That Nightly males, loud screaming suits and haberdashery on men. To the girls, Columbia, Mo., March 31 (P)—Two Btephens colleg: co-eds, confined to things are just “perfectly dear”; to the men, they are “knockouts.” Big salaries, bigger and bigger motor. the campus for #m infraction of rules, decided to stage a phonograph marathon. ears, more luxurious living and the demand to make the salaries big- ger, the motor cars faster, living more luxurious, Lights and more lights on Broad- way, records in this and records in that, exaggerated existence, exag- Down the home stretch goes the| The mark ihey set out to beat ‘thundering herd"—the aspirants Was that of some anonymous hero for offies, The primarics are over, Who was reported to have played the the best men won and the respective same record 108 consecutive titn political partics ean now remova Stepping up the revolution-per-min- their coats, roll up thelr sleeves and | ute speed to the maximum, they lis- tackle the job of electing their can- |tened to the same record 141 times. gerated viewpolnts, exaggerated language. Sidates, It took them five hours. Step on it!