New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 27, 1928, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1928, New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | i | was blo ad be Tssued Dally (Bunday Ezcepted) At Herald Bidg. 67 Church Sticer SUBSCRIPTION RATES $1.00 & Year 32.00 Three Monthe o 5c. a Month et TE—— ground 4 at the Post OMce at New Br & a8 Be.ond Class Mail Matter serio i el Sl 1 TELEPHONE CALLS o advertising me Circulation bocks and p City. waye open to advertisers. o o Member of the Associated Press ol ing Phe Associated Press o exciusiccly en e e titied to tha use for re-pubiica ot news credited to It or not otherwi=e i institutio stor dited In this paper and also loca » i publisned there Gone a a Member Andit Bureas of Circulati £y ; The A. B. G is & national orgauzatl « « ! which furnishes spapers e.d ad ) tisers with a strictly honest a . elrculation. Our circutation inics are o » eudit. This ‘neuies pio- ~ased upon t: traud in new tection aga!r: tibution figures to both za ik {ohaces at local sdvertisera, o il The Hers'd 1 on e 6arly in New . o ) York st Hotaling's Newssaud. Timee ; ¢ : uare; Bchu Newssrands, Enotrance 4 P Grand Central, 42nd Bireet. | i Sl 1. € ry « 0 W g | do general use A I t abo! pa even that I Henry | o il icron: el Rorabacl’s | o pas Statio A throughont z vio A EEG U At - ~ ts? The grocery s Highway signs—small and ot only pro i we suppose—will show the way to | borhond caller i ; New Britain. Arriving 0 the ¢ e o i automobile tourists can ha | not ¢ far pleasurs of passing along Central | but 1] i | park in th ng direction, as fre- |1 c over an i 1 quently happens o e - e - the o th In earrying revols tht e mana iy ot their trip overseas, the Gen | The “g v aviators probably thought they |conntry fowns ha might land in Chi lo. Tnstead of frying o run a the old he is ral store in Henry Trumt Plains ills 1% one e new sense, selling brother to the governor. is one of | long with groceries, repairi those who favor the construction of | ftires and with automo- idea 18 | biles; and whers the old-style a pulp mill in the state said to be good enough to merit dis ral country merehant rarely had cussion; and when the discussion re- | need for the new stylr sults in action it is at lrast possible, | country dignitary amounts fo Jittls that the mill be located in Plainville he dees not offer steady employ- Gy 2l !ment to 2n autemobile 1anic, 8 STATE ROADS AND FINANCES | fixer of cultural machinery, and The numerons critigs of Chairman | a pretty girl behind the refreslh- E. F. Hall of the state hoard of fi- [ment counter. And he is also a good nance and control, who made sport | hand at ladeling out hot dogs to of the anticipated improvements in | fourist trade through the state financial miethods when he |village took office following Legislative ac- | FEven the of such places tion in 1927, by this time have had have been changed. lustead of read- bout “Hiram ' the something sign Mercha much of the wind taken out of their ing an ancient sign sails. The reorganized accounting |Smith, General which he instituted has shown re- [is more artistic and read sults that ought to appeal even to “Four Corr Gas and Re- former critics. S We, too, were a little skeptical of the new-fangled notion new | state board to control and su! finances until Governor Trumbull lcarns that dis made public the name of Mr. Hall jart. And if there are fewer farmers at the head of it. they are gentleman’s attainments we immediately felt that board would function as per pations. That it has done, and the like | freshment.” He of these new fangled ittle time in one ¥ merce who spends a es of the a 5 ant quickl ervise | modern country ssion is not a lost Knowing the |sitting around it is because out the highways with quite well | busy trying '. the new automobiles, ntici- credit naturally gocs to the cl i s control nominations man, who is giving the and we don't same kind of financizl the minor as he has been giving to the the slogan in New Dirit- of New Britain. The latest announcemct with the 1 system 1n the state highway commis- isto dola s of the two partl reorganize accounting phody but W witho ! the councilmen, alder- sion, h ials trying inor offi tional or vields to that incon a ¢ their hats in the politi part additional for vay pu wre inter plans to years the state enablir construction of 200 roads this matel mileag Tk tirely to the alloca will do the n records in rox 1 broke etforts consty New Br SEnetiat BEUS COLLISIONS Hpor that two new ind he broug enormous indust t ¢ pr cady ha will be an ustrial pros More nean growth wi ation. but they they expand. Facts and Fancies nony: A process by which a A\es a critic. invol ed, hov 1y 100 much. Bu onal driver good ex a just one emblem of liber- races and times under- a fat purs bles of bus driv- ex: Taking the at couscs t oot vault isn't the final let’s see what four more gen- | ns of pedestrianism can pro- [ ction to ALTO PEATES ADVERTISIN 2 ’ a story of lca s to have taken fir tion: “Well, it won't 00 M 1setts that cfore the first game.” s ofter a S e e e Most of those who think women ; ; : clothes are lachelors | 2 » SR - hunted vainly for an un- | d not only i od Look in a closet. e ¢ i Neat | - | et 3 1to- 't there be a little gold | B % e mnier on the collar to designate ik of lictired Admiral? I You n't guilty of “aggressive wrt other fellow begins it by | ¢ little fellow you saw first. | s A 2 t 1 turned and walked away el s | makes a catchy headline, | 4 jaccel wad be fine, dear, G | rean't tell weather the | ™ gom0 hawhee like that 3 ! tbout literature, politics or ' gy this puir purse o' mine, dear, ! Is verra much too flat | ; anizm: 118 million’ decent|y o 4o/ send thia cheok. now | L 3 | weople thinking the race is rotten 1 hops ’N,H M’,‘M]”‘ '” ks | or on cor it it onne i 1 nde e o e - o > * 2 s 4 indceent ones are Men- | yust ha my bonnis frien’, nosw it h &001 an opportunity in headlines. et state. A distinctive, if not : = B ! < by the time you are ble ey S e LU e A Tabor smert 1 o RN SRS R NS YOU[ afre Randall: “I'm going to begin | o : e | an¥, my Spring house-cleaning tomorrow. | wvould be in a cla sel | S Tl start by moving the furniture G | Caste 45 a mighty fine thing for | o . EIGHTY PER CENT | tho o foel the meed of it. | Randall (ooking over the house- | ; | ; hold accounts): “Wait until the | Down in Argentina the political Universal education won't do.| gt of the month and the install " 1 | fomebody andle e j | S 9 PR 08 called the Tri stas., | body 1 handle the jobs that | piont mon will do it for us!” e Mt analistas. of | tive lirt on the hands. —Geraldine Blakeley vou might think the names are - ———— | ! College is still teaching the young enoug seare he ation el s nough to i t populatic idea how to shoot—craps! away from the poll=. | i crse is the ecase i IN LILLIPUTIAN LAND election unid “h from Buenos Ayr “1{ ia pxpeoted \diat thevpol ng will b extremely hea | il thought while tending fur- In recent clectio for T Think of the ashes that must prosineial governors in some | be toted out in Hell, Voters turned ont. So exciting 1s A “pure” election in Nicaragna the Prosidential campaign hare | will be any kind that canes Wall 1hat 1riz nistas ha Street to breathe a sigh of relief. caged tive cam &n to avoid -— disorderly demonstrations by What hias become of the old-fash- their younger supporters, and | ioned mother who thought it dan- alletroops have been ordercd | gerous fo discard the scratchy on el in barracks on election before May first, regardless of tem- day.” | perature Argzentina is bound to progr Book Review: cape” by J appears, no matter who is elected— | L. Hardy (Dodd, Mead & Co.) whetiier it s DBr. Hipolito Trigoyen, | = cathtaling adventures ot awan prisoner in Germany. sinan who served as from 1916 to 1922, or Dr.| Correct this sentence: “Even the senator-politi- | the spring,” said the desk man, *1 | favorite of big bus- | 4on’t believe I could make a living raising chickens.” Copyright 1928, DPublishers the aged president i Leopoido Mello, cian who is th incss in Argentina. Both platforms are nearly identical. Both partics, in ( mother, asked, — Scad all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Heral, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. The Spring Poct’s Lament? sh> Leghorn, Wyandotte, or Barred Plymouth Loc Her “lay” s assure market, But a soul-stirring like my “Lay of the g Confound it, there's no place to park it! Englishma: {give a man an ‘old-ag: pension’ | when he gets to the point where he | |is too feeble mentally and physically to work?" { American: “Yes. only don’ call it that. We gencraily clect him to a public i office! A Birthday Poem to a Scotch Lassie By Frank A. McKenna I thought 1'd send ye ross To match your cheeks s But Oh, the price @' pos It made me step an’ think! { And candies wad be nice, lass; I looked at some today, But when I heard the price, lass, The Eternal Feminine! Three-year old Edith &tood in the hall when her father came home in the evening. Hanging hia overcoat in the usual place he went into the liv- ing room. Edith followed a few minutes Iat. | er and, walking quietly to her moth- er's side she whispered: “We must be very kind to daddy this evening He's got chocolates in his overcoat | pocket.” | an aftachment having an interior spiral, which, while permitting the ieetion of the bullet, retards the explosion of the gases by causing them to rotate before escaping. Q. What will be {he distance of the planet Mars from the earth in November of this year? A. The United States naval servatory savs the distance will approximately 69.033,000 miles No- vember 1; 62,054,000 miles Novem. ber 1 and 56 600 miles No- Q. What name Beverly A, It is from hieaver meadow Q. Where was Estelle ob- Rl is the derivation of the “heaver-lea” — a | Taylor | —Mrs M. C e . So Simple?! Doris, aged three, had heen told not to touch the table lamp. But it fascinated her, and she kept on try- | ing to light it until she ended Emith by pulling 1t over and smashing the shade! | Doris looked in dismay at the havee wrought and, turning to her “Is Daddy coming | home to lunch, mother “Yes.* was the answer “Oh,” Doris wailed, “don't let him! "Phone him up, Mother, and Syndicate 25 Years Ago Today (From Paper ot That Date) favor social United States order to gain legislation which in the votes, would be called advanced, if not d ical; for instance; a minimum wage a law fixing the hours of labor, gov- crnment insurance, and pensions. In addition to this, the Irigoy-| A committee of women who live enistas santia law o declare jofl| Ol Eawidus eiesk - icalled On ) ithe s ;i building inspector this morning and clls state property, for the cx- | complained about the sanitary con- clusive exploitation of the state; the | ditions there. They said the dirty other party (never mind the Jong | Water from the old bakery flowed name) would not go quite that far, | ito the gutter and collected in_un- Iy pools. Inspector Turnbull £aid he was familiar with the con- aitions and was trying to have them eign capital, under government con- | remedicd. favors nationalization of oil | . and ori aid of for- | g the i supcrvision, in their ex-| The contest for alderman in the i | Third ward now being waged by Al- ploitation { dernian Curtis and Councilman Mc- Ihe veason there ds such a ot | Millan is hecoming so brisk that col- tion in Ar ina, with 0 per | onization is being resorted to. A man of the poople expetted to ,O,,_lmu. a4 on the city elerk today and hecauss LHio. isstins involvs e |ASked that his named be put on the | cancus list <0 he could vote for Cur- fare of the rage M- ic ol Thompson said he had no power in the matter and referred the man fo the registrars, where his H L As refus UORONIRE ILSY | Thee was no opposition to the e gladsome spring is here, and | proposed reopening of the Ilain- oroners throughout the state | ville-Farmington trolley line at the R {ime for leisurely | 1FATing today, and if the charter is ranted it i oxpeeted that service n hard Winter | i e started saon o I they take tin "'i The sexton of the Baptist church i wout if, they will reflect up- to ring the bell for prayer 5 lic et Aol {ing last night until an hour it srinselstn Lo | #iter the appointed time, and then he made up for his error by ringing * during the blithesome | it long and loud. Firemen wonder- da ‘ canteous springtime. | od what was wrong, and the militia- s v HA o firet “ideal” days | 100 also received a start when their o i 5 h papers. becomie {eall of 11 strikes was sounded. | The New Britain Gun club held 1 ! i stories of ‘ mnnal meeting last evening. The has 3¢ members and $100 paragrapt in 1 o g about how the treasury. It has been hold. PR Jix. | 113 #hoots on the ssett property. a t this is now beir t upon and and-So, or 80- {4 new site, where a 1ding will he - | 10w heing sought. The T ’ officers were elected: e B R 1 Cadwell; vice-pres- i O, B, 8w seeretary-tre d ; K0 depztl, 0T 4y Edward M. Parker; member- 01 1 police w committee, b Monier, Jr.. ¥. I forcing some of i ssett, and . H. Highy; trus- : : A Willizm Gill, Al Langdon and I ity Clerk Thompson yesterday on for having no pockets , s official notification 1o all con- vomon'e drosses 8 hygienically | cern < overhead wires i the Lad, as it ns that handk s Leontral part of the city that wey the hand and left put thes he subway with- Iying ith a res lays or they will be fined of There is @ movement on foot song the local labor unions to hoy troll company, but it is with little favor. Tor Wt the Russwin Lyceum CAN BE AVOIDED Willtam Maorris in H. V. mond's ich Uncky Tiger. just tike ekin fl [ 57" 1 N s Emchy Tiger. iuet like ekin B | 1o The host cast ever presented! S ich Whvie For Botivaoid | | i1t comedv of the season: uades Moncy.Back Gusr- i e ancee. Barhers of druggicts W B et s SRR e RUUCKY TIGER] |1+ troaeurer of the New Britain COpcra house association yesterday. tell him not to come homr, and you marry somebody else —Dorothea M. Davis P ! The Groaning Board! Tominy's father was a very civie- spirited citizen and was always at- tending committee meetings. One morning Tommy's inother looked out of the kitchen window and te her amazement saw her small son laboriously carrying large planks froin a neighbor's new home then being built. He was placing the | planks end to end in his own back yard. “What on carth are called out his mother, “ON, just arranging a board meet- ing." was th mn explanation -Mrs. Arthur Moses you doing?” Suggested Olympic Events Meat-ball Tennis The Escap Henderson: “There's a Mrs. ovely Lat in Blandon's window, Fred, that | by cutting the dried swimming-blad- | Florid- incluy born? Was she married present marriage to Jack Dempsey? A. Estelle Taylor was born at Wilmington, Delaware, in 1200, She fve feet, four and a half inches 129 pounds and has it and hrown eyes. Kenneth M. Peacock before her weighs brown She married and divoreed him. What firm manuactures | air cooled radial acroplane tt & Whitney Aircraft Co.. Hartford, Conn. Q. What is the official language Mexico? A. Spanish. Q. What is isinglass? A. A vaviety of gelatine prepared in h der of various shavings. Q. What the California into very fine are differences be- tween and ®Florida oranges? A. The chief differences are the varicties grown and the time of pro- duction. Principal varicties grown in | » the Pincapple, Par- on Brown, Homosassa, Lue and Va- lencia. Florida oranges are grown for the winter market., Chief vari- cties grown in California are Va- lincia and Washington Navel. The Washington Navel is not grown in FFlorida although Valencia is. (‘al- ifornia oranges are grown for the summer and carly fall market, Interloctutor: “You look v much disturbed, Wilson Josnson Wilson: “Ah wuz neahly frigh d to death las’ night.” Interiocutor: “What was the {rou- bie T Wilson: “Ah wuz walkin® down de strect whea all at once. out obh 1 like. Henderson: “Well, it would really | be a shame to spoil his window Jlay by taking i1 M At the Shop M (Overheard By G. C. McKinney) de dark, omebody yells ‘“Throw up 130" handsi* " Rufus: “Good Tawd' An' den?™ Wilson: “So Ah throws up mah hands an' when Ah looks down Ah finds mahsclf covercd wif a gun. Interlocutor; “Covered with a (EForupine T o sun?" Q. Is an alien who entered the ‘pcralurn: west and northwest gales, ’ Wilson ab, covered wif a |U. S illegally twenty years ago sub- | diminishing tonight. gun. Ject to deportation? If he goes back | Conditions: The storm that is Interlocutor: “How much did the |to his native country, can he recn- fcomcn\d this morning ncar Mon- robber get?” ter the U. 8.7 |treal, 29.06 inches is causing high ¢ Wilson: “$11.50." A. He is not subject to deporta- |Winds in the Lake region with rains Interlocutor: “What was the fifty | tion; if, however, he returns to his |and snows and rapid changes in | cents for? | native land, he cannot reenter the |temperature generally cast of the ’ | “Cover charge, Ah guess.” | except by complying with all im- | Mississippi river. A long ridge of | “Mr. Edward Lance- | migration requirements, including | high pressure overlies the plains now warble “Who | the quota law, | states and the Mississippi valley, Torture All Those Tricks?” Q. When and where did the | Moorhead, esota and Winnipeg, (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction | boxer Sencio Moldez die and what | Manitoba, 20 inches. Another Forbidden) was the caus: disturbance overspreads' the Rocky A. Moldez, known in the ring monuntain districts, Salt lake City. | “Clever § dicd April 2o, |Utal, and Helena, Montana, 20.44 {1926, at Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as |Inches. |a result of cerebral hemorrhage,| The areas of high and low pros- | brought about by a terrific beating | SUF® are moving rapidly across the | the night before by Bud Taylor, of | €OUNtry and are producing varied | Terrc Haute, Indiana, in a ten-round |@0d sudden changes in both weather | bout. |and temperature Q. Where were the scenes sof | Conditions faver for this vicinity the motion picture “The Big Pa. | SPOWers followed by fair and colder. rade” filmed? A } Warnings for high winds are dis- | o) { Ve o | Mostly in California; many of (PIf¥ed on the coast. : the big battle scencs were filmed jn | ©CTPETAMIICS SESIETGENT Texas, M | | Atlanta 5 Q. Mow can I get a copy of my | yini® oo : father's naturalization paper; | Boston ) | A, From the Clerk of the Court | pye o which granted your father his final | (oo . “‘33” N e | Cincinn: 2 e | . -Is io's Irish It a s line e QUESTIONS ANSWERED | sical comedy? Who is the author? | jyoqroy ) You can get an answer to any| A. Itisa comedy without music. |yl question of fact or information by [Anne Nichols is the anthor. writing to the Question Editor, New | Q. What are the clevations Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, | the Great Lakes above level? 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | A. The clevations vary from Los Angcles D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps | about 600 feet (Lake Superior) to |Miami . for reply. Medical, legal and marital | 250 fect (La Ontario). | Minneapolis . advice cannot be given, nor can ex- | Nantucket |tended research be undertaken. All | New Haven o.... ' other questious will receive a per- 0’[ The Weather |Xew Orleans . .... sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- - Portland, Me. ... 7 not be answered. All letters are con- ob fdential.—Editor. servations Q. Where can T get a list of all oache i Joctors and hespitals in the United | Washington, March 27.—Forecast L8 for Southern New England: Fair millions of homes use A. The Americ Medical Asso- | tonight; west or northwest gales, ciation dircetory, published at 535 | diminishing tonight. North Dearborn street, Chicago, 11-| _ Forecast for Eastern New York: linois, contains a list of all accred- | Generally fair and colder tonight, Quick + Safe - Sure ited physicians, hospitals and chari- | Wednesday fair; slowly rising tem- table institutions in the United A Srat Q. What 1% the county seat of Van Buren county, Towa? POTULAR CARD GAME . A, Keosaqua 5 J\\\i 5 “" o e R Fiis Hundred, Auction Pitch, Hearts, Trenty rules and euggestione rifie R for play of thess card games ars contained m our W ngton Bureau's A. A tubular device attached to || latest bulletin, now ready, Fill cut the coupon below and mail as directed: S the muzzle that renders the dis- 3 o e e charge practically noiseless through momiam OLIEECONPON HERE AMES EDITOR, ashington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, ashir ant pe, o I want a copy of the bulletin POPULAR CATD GAMIE herewith five cents in lnose, uncancelied, U. . ago sta to cover postage and handling costs: NAME STREET AND NUMBER CITY ” s sl ICU T CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Wire; Enameled Ware; Ironwork. Connecticut produced 4.47% of the wire drawn from purchas bars and rods during 1925, The valuc of this product for ¢ necticut was $8,201,452, and for the United States, $154,2 Tl pae L sndnuand O et S chusetts was third. Approximately 1,000 wage earners, receiv- ing $1,463,739, werv employed in Connccticut. Materials cost $3.706,545. Wirework (not specifically classified) worth $3.207.351 turned out in Connccticut during 19 This was % of the total for all states. Connceticut ranked eleventh. Michigan led. An average of 631 wage carners was employed in Connecticut, Materials cost $1,415,540. Stamped and cnamcled ware (not specifically classified) valu- ed at $7.443.728 was produced in Connecticut during 1925, This was 4.8% of the total for the United States. During 1914 Con necticut's output, worth 5, was 4.4 of the country's total. Approximately 1,967 wage earners were employed in this industry in Connecticut during 1 They received wages to- taling $2,253,915. Materials cost $3,104,015 Connecticut factories turned out $3,049,827 worth of struc- fural and ornamental ironwork (not made in rolling mills,) $1,- B 0 worth of holts, nuts, washers and rivets, (iron and steel, not made in rolling mills) and $1,255.669 worth of copper, tin and sheet-iron ~vork (not specific classified) during 1925, Approximately 960 wage earners were engaged in these three industries. Their wages totaled $1,485,762. Materials cost $2,- 594,081, Connccticut'’s output was .7% of the total for the United States in the first and third industry and 1.56% of the total in the sccond industry Tomorrow—Savings Banks' Asscts Increase. was The Toonerville Trolley That Meets All the Trains GQRANDMA'S FIRST VIiEW OF SISTER'S NEW ULTRAMODE By Fontaine Fox, RN i ” SKYSCRAPER™ | FURNITURE. 1928 The Bel' Syndieote. Inc)