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New Britain Herald ' HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Datlly (Sunday Ex Herald Bldg. A Chi SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 a Year. 32.00 Entermd ai * ain as Sece 5 Post OMce at i Class Mall epted) TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office .. Lditortal The only pro n the Clty. Circu com alwaye o to advert'sers. Member of the As The Associated exclu titled to the us Member Audit Burcsu of Circulat A B, C. s a national organ' oh turn! wepapers and tisers with a strictly Bonest anal circulation. Our creulation statist ased upon th's audit. This lusures pro- tection againet fraud fn pewspaper de- trbution figures to both mational an cal advertise The Herald fs on sale €ally in New York at Hotaling's Newsetand. Timee Behultz's Newestands, Emtrence | Square; €'and Central, news credited 420d Street Rooms to paper thereln. 25 ble advertising tion books and pre iciated Press n ITIE CONTROT plan for a bo ek upon cting with consider s vor. There is need for one: the wed out should ou ent aid to taxpayers. Such a board, of an clective natu 4 organized with a ould add to public ir iy | by th i A GRACEFUL LXIT lienty A. Smith, who has been grand oid party moz the city by insisting upon ru or the Republican 1 or iyor, seems to have b made to see ht—aft conferer with party leaders. What they told them is not known to outsid t probably was something to the of- for a neweon i he plays he now may t he should not be some other capacity later profe Mr. Smith saw the ing his bit in the i Larmon ing to be a v good 1 tage tor marbles with be taken care AT BOARD v man, of do- terest of party -, especially as there seemed slight chance of his winning the nomination. We are sorry, however, to sec M Smith jump from his horse. He suy himselt he would have policd mor votes at the primary than soi his oppor ticipated exactly what we also were a in—we should like to have seen wh a contende tion istrs 1ls0 would conld interest to the primary. CURRENT RIE If the Albgrt B. xeeptional value ysterions ndal he nemory. n the s ! nnpression t Too 1 Inquisitors need nsmoricos iinst the loeal admin- hav h a4, H Lave added a flavor ¢ LECTIONS testimony 1o b f Fall this woek to be of in clearing up ihe nifications of the oil por. ! nestions hearing upon cvery detail tie transaction. When Will H o tell us e didn't tell ail 14, health and his nemory is hound te be very poor proper timul It his disposition in El n 1 1 i ginning A ' of o additi Jew e 1 « will 3. 1 1 tortuim t do 1t " PRISIDENTIA t good tim Ve ISPERITY AR co; tabt cet is right W to the con ted one ¢ usion t¥ about it MARCH 26, 1928, U} ot 'Nicaraguan congress a week or so at previously refused to sanction such tt puty cason |! 1 | s vision. Either Nicaraguan 110 warr {110k on | make sect straps. | Fir top of tha trousers, and with a couple of hook 1+ off with blue ribbon. alian, When the ¢ did %o o N 228 Zaf ancia fale sheri : et open in New York eity? 'Tonic ir is one of business de- tion or it does not care to have a| New iin s taking alarn he | | A Man #n a Thousand! | 't een in conformity furcign power supervise an clection. | Vil wh would allow towns to tax Lewis amucl McKean has the i reco 1388 Whether President Diaz® decree is || ‘,(.vl prop: \:(‘3- }Al‘l ]l;l":rlp‘ yi(;\y\’ it | g vm‘:t sclf-control of any man 1‘3 long should a pair orl oir 1 hich is of |ever saw.” s presid ars it i fie . vash- | ) " a 3 | | pr 1 year il it is diffioult to say. One Wash- | (owns. This would enable Berlin to | Duncan: “How so?” | The condition of use, as well | € been prosperous, others sus- inzton writer put it this w [tax the filter beds and Nouthington | Lewis: “He had some dental work | as the quality and size of the soles | ression re is no evi- 1w Shuttle Mcadow reservoir done Saturday morning and when I |are the determining factors. | e rothe terms of t il seems 1o have had its origin in Send all communications to Fun | [ met him that afterncon he didn't | ful average can b 5 yan constitutio was advocated shop Editor, care of the New n opening his mouth 1| Q. What are the pears to be mo authority for Britain Herald, and your letter | | siowinz it to me!” like “lady bugs” that get into f 1 re prosy & issuance of such a presiden- will be forwarded to New York. | | e e R i 1834 was tial decree without the consent t L < - l (Copyright, 1528, Reproduction | A. Probably they ¢ carpet a « S dhe conzrass b nverthelc a letter 1o We Should Worry! Forbidden) bectles, which will attack upholster- Wempi IR el imipa B it vas e SnE Sheiicon - sts say, with long faces — | va furniture, Their presence is not | : Iy "¢ often indicated here, is not going | piny’s stand in (he forge shop striks | known until they begin to come 2 1 58 3 xulauthis Jusation 98 1 Hessays thatydes Ave never sensations the world forth in great numbers, The only 4. a mild depression; 1908 nd Secretary Kellogg indicated i n remedy is to have the furniture re- rity; 1914, (het in his mind the Nicaraguai e, |upholsterca or fumigated. o itution does give authorit the shop. They s ! B e et 5 e e b in e pioEpeslly or the president to issue de- the admission of e hatl e hlfatclonle thai is worm Iy Aie H then depression coes putting laws into ef states, ot 2 Burnoose, | " Nestan He did not, however, say that | The proposed city charter will ve- o | Bl hoborr e i ot e s B constitution gave this same | tarn fo the poli power to re- 301s Mon s 's Woiht o R e e power with regard to clections. ledase npon recognizance persons Blair: “So you married Cathicen | v 1 Ly prosperity his year rested for trifling oftenses, They fo s aliled S Catiisan . HhothAr woras ! Setratiry TrelloE ! : 2 Bruen last month? They say she's Twice the cxpos re- one that has been preceded | In other words, Secretary Kellogs | yierly had this power, but it was bl : | AUre e A i e T ssion, and at present docsi't care what the law of Nicara- | taken away from them and Gitns s s atavisay - AnDaeito Lo Al A reports indicate that £ua happens to be on the peisontrs 1d o await ‘ kissed her 1 | ¥ while in ths toper, they | there is a steady improvement ur We there to run the cou s s the w p fee an | really have not. This decviving : : Mari J i = s hden hoot!" i sity is a chemical fog which develops | have tur v anA ik u Bottom of until the Octobar elections, regars Sy 1 BAYGBIEEIE botiom of | until i So ons T il o S ! | on old plates, especially around t tock market a s. Jensiotiemiandiine oonsilcon. oy Ll | VERSES AND WORSES edges. Develop old plates about one- re used to bhe more reason for have just sent an additional 1,000 There. Ve i By Samuel Hoffenstein | QUESTIONS ANSWERED third more than ncw ones. men o fear presidential marines there, and may send more ! { < X Q. About how far is it from DENTiST X . Dol s b F . 1 Tou can get an answer to any Tand's End, England, fo John ¥ n is the case nowadays. The ; before KL t and [T alvas telitile Tt question of f: . v | O'Groats fn Scotlund ? i Cahar Blectlon always tell thie truth—yet T a act or information by iroats in Scotlund | : (ehl o seaBit sontans| | Mnafattes the ostover slections |0 GICES anCIeo In bed invariably 1 | writing to the Question Editor, New | A. Approsimately 700 miles. Dr. Henry R. Lasch ¥ were in jeopardy whenever | are history there is no guarantee | e | - \'fé.‘,',f{?cxeal;xfi ;\‘::mng‘(‘?n IBur:uu. Q. What Is the difference bo- Commercial Trust Bldg, reverber that we will g in a hurry. A ne might save many flyers| - i (Dia e ans e WasRlO een | ik anainallt dind) & torinaiv fll o eay Pyorrhea Treatments Snal Bt t thos least, conditions will have to snit by crecting a one-way sign on the | 1N is a lowly plant e SRCIONINE [WO cents in SLamD8 |y npeps; and how are they written onal pr L W S ¢ (e 3 As ugly as an elephant; for reply. Medical, legal and marital e % | been ramoved, and there is Seerctary Kellozg and the Ameri i o - a en and stupid head |advice cannot be given, nor can ex- ' e e e e little reason to be apprehensive. interests there. Both may be hard toy . o r the good old days i And spends it growing life in lml,“ti;“dcd 'Qs‘l‘;‘r“h h’ll undertaken. All| (o0 (o three, four, etc) are used | ! & o in | satisfy ! 1 P { And yet it iy invited to {other questions will receive a per- & e 9 2 i I'he pre v an upswing in | sati ust longing for an unjaded appetite, { SN0 3 s in counting, and answer the ques- 24-HOUR SERVICE o aavints E Sy S sl DN 1 5 _mx,w '."I'v!»x of the well-to-do— ‘i"o?“ée'fifi?\;f,"i'f{‘fidl ‘rcqliosra can- o Riow inany 2 Ordina)l numar = m: e A SUPPLYING SANDINO | New Yo small reason to Di whats the use e DE BTt entlal e matter, 1 °9% a1 adiectives (tirst, second, thind, [f S By Esperts hase et R R {boast of her brains. They merely | 1f cabbages are served in state! | i - fourth, ete) denote the position or 5 S e 1 al facts. T pustennai e “ lcame to market. i | Q. Does the Dresident of the order of a person or thing in a se- | New Britain Rad : Service SES ERontcieaio e s o { e R aoneil 1% g | United States personally appoint, or | oS, 17or example: “Carl plays the Badios and, Supplies General Sandino of Nicaragua with | You can sav one thing for Pro-|TI" Aragon-fiies, the waterfalls, | gig o appoint, the Prohibition en- | sccond violin.” “Your friend is sit- | Releplionsigees. ey st i ar b en Al hibition. It gives the tariff issue a| ¢ morning breaks, the cannon-| rorcoment agents? | ting in the fifth row.” | ? . vas a suspleion that the sinews of | ™" | A A. Prior to the recent fnau } Javing @ gond effect upon numerous Was spicion that the sinews ) | (I ecent fnaugur- - ahio Ak as cans; bu 2 ca has beel or- | iove » enemies, but that doesn't he cocoanut is hard and brown, 5. P ? bition en- | nier sy fov @ your br e, OUShIY exgloded. Now thebe hine hoon | p e e ] crown, { for the appointment of such agents Five Mundred, Auction Piteh, Hearts, Tiws s and stions | At din stocks to be & mew idea about it and ft looks| oo Goa T e oL and yet, for all its savaie hide, ‘]“ the Commissioner of Internal \ flias low «hb and nislment of MOre in conformity with the possi- froom in the old days, but it was|There’s littic more than milk in- | Revenue. st : their stocks will have a brighteming bilities. The arms and ammunition, |called a kitchen. sidel Q. 1’ am an ;:rlnrrmn citizen, datodt AnupEtin Sn i e S | married a Spanish lady in 19217 1Is ing. Eve accor his ne are | | = --— - ing. Even the cor lmzfofl is new ton;vwflnn | Philosophy is a method of on- | Seens Like 1t she an American ci v on = is reported being furnished by the Conservatives | i o' co o hes B ble. Jix- Dorothy (driving): “I've got a|Of my marriage to I GAMES EDITOR, H in Niea {ample: “Money-grabbing is sordid. | flat tirc.” Yes; prior to the Cable Act of | 397 New ¥ Avenue, i D, sidential elec Tt y remembered, per — [ nart: “Which one is §t?" September 22, 1922, married women | 1328 eveipeiitk e e I = S that the United States action in | You must ! le hard-bolled. | Dorotl ‘f t know vet, took the ci whip of their hus- i 5 R LR 5 § ‘\uuu( 98 per cent of hatched oys-iI think going to be you i 5 neEs, Nicaragua at first were to help the lters are destroyed before they de-| J. 8. R ker 2 were the parents of I 4 Conservatives. Now it is this party velop a shell | — [T es| W G ouandl pnicl it anh | MLAMES SCANDAL which does not desire American - e Charlie My Boy! : jwhen was he horn? | s . 1o T nobody is calied Has the thoughit cver occurred 10 A, He is the son of Jamq ; i orid srides ol 1 Supervision of elections; and it is I ie son of James and . Bunot Jioiag, prldes | deell g ol i \ L led with stealing, the meeting of the{you, d T5, S TIAS ATaxSOn [ Tehy G apardl ani i wes ben ol Laving developed into a metropolitan this party which evidently is IRhting | cunate committes Is called a “color- | Foxha 's initials stand for? | Geneseo, New York in 1867, city; but it has become entirely too the marines through furnishing lless scssion.” | | Q. Where and when did Abram metropolitan in some respects, The |Sandine with arms. i e : N | Van Buren, son of President Van idal in its police department | The Nicaraguan muddle is onc of | AMmericanism: Iushing the job; v, | Burem die? | ! . : s g any way to get by appointing s - s Yogt. | A, In New York Cily in 1873 at hould cause this rapidly developing those things that hus a plot without | committee to investigate the tragedy. | S { the age of 66, municipality to take stock of whence @ logical ending. £ T [ SPIRES AND GARGOYLES | Q. Are lowyer's fees regulated | | ¢ i ~ DO Well, the voice of conscicnce | = 6 Taswn g has been drifting. ¥ law e B just about gone—but perhaps that| Got His Hair Pulleat Vo, they are subject 1 rrs = — Not only are Important members ASSENGLR TRAVEL ikanatio laan ShEas s e 2y neaiect b seee AR AHG SRS ABOUT : " w pall. | CiBATEtie can do something for it. | "I met the prettiest girl you want {ment between attorney and client. of the city's police department, in- 1 In the main office of every rail-| - g to see coming in on the train from | (. WHht was the painter Raph- | N IC : chief, charged with mur- | road throughout the country cxecu- | [There's another side 1 a man | Philadelphia,” said Charlie Good- |ael's full name? | Compiled by the T wre charged hav- | tives are studying passenger traffic | Who curses loan sparks for robbing | win, as he entered the Club, “I flivt-| A, Raffaello Sanzio I'Urbino, | Y 2 o o e “the "r (,,,,,]‘ + which ape |tNC DOOT. and try to borrow four-|ed with Ler just after he train| Q. l‘wfl‘n man u:’;n u:m | CONNECTICUTI CHAMBRE Ol CONMERCE 4 the underworld, which AT pits from him, | started. We got very chummy and | the Army have to pay for his own | seems to possess an astonishingly More important to these gentlemen | i | when T got off at my station, she | uniform? A 5 numerous membership in Miami, than clection returns, They are.won- | There will be no more war whe n| me a great hig Kiss." 11 AL %, hea is slven a clothing ais | Thousands Visit State Parks. St he grand jury clean-up under | dering, no doubt, whether §t will be | the 1ol ‘]"”" 8 dog seems no more| you a g big Kiss, eh? lowance estimated to be snfficient fo | Connectient’s state parks attract bhetween 800 ,}‘ ) and a .;1 vicious than your own | on ceateh B Db i : i i3 sitors annually, Of this great number—half entire ¢ will lead to a Letter and eleaner | necessary 1o take off some mor QI SO JH oo |SUPPIY him with all the clothing he | daisiind e e i it D bl s i " | s You bet! My wife saw her! | needs. Tt Do overdraws this allow- | population of the state—some I a Mi Herotofore the emphasis has | trains this spring. I conditions con- | Tsuaily you can tell just by lood —Tohnie Green! tlanos s milst suy torr adailioiel the facilitics at many ef the parks for overn nd weclk-end boen merely on the “higger.” tinue as they have been going this |INR At a man that he fsn't afraid 10 PR |clotiing: | campir " Oy will be the ultimate result. Time !'h"lvii ulv)v_m:":l 'w\: \\n"::nlv- thinks of What the Letier Sail? Q. When js the “dark” and | The annual attendance of .u.,\w.-y‘m\n-:‘ known stat r.‘-‘xl'\ FSVING YOS fanias Have haa sho e ldeaie | i i 1;]. H\\ ‘,’:"\11 £l 1 bn(\\n\n i the “light” of the moon A (Hammona ‘1 1 m»ly i l\;‘ouj R R T i 4 b 2 7 s ion 3 ervice ¢ nation for the| A, The expression “dark” and | 1 times th nual attendance a ws k A survey of ol rouds throughont Symptoms of late years, There are fust two ways to grent|position of letter-carrier. A few |“tight” of the moon are popular| est and most famous national park in America, and is nearly the country lias brought out the in- | In 1920 the total number of pas- (2 new da a wonderful | wer er Jolin Crimmins juet him | terms having no astronomical sig- five times that of the Lafayette National Pari in Maine, the ormation that such roads are stead- | sengers carried on all the railroads | Mo iNE again.” at station nificance, The dark of the moon is only eastern naticnal park. The total attendance at all national | 5 ahi = “Did you pass your exam for let- | defined as the interval of a few days ks is approximately 1,750,000 yearly. ' reasing, whereas a decade or | was 1,270,000,000; 027 the a . e E z af ays | yarks is approxim 3 ¥ 4 i i ing, 15 8 decade or | L2 i In 1227 the total | Civilized nations ar tor-carrier?” asked John, near mew moon when the moon s P fute parks in Connecticnt are of compa: Lo o it was regarded as likely that | was $48,000,000, While this amazing ‘lv'”l;' undeveloped “No, sah, 1 I Chimmins. Ah Hinvisible; therefore the remainder of The first park, acauired 1914, was § 00 Tsland at they soon wonld all disuppear. Toll |decrease was under way the popu- A°Velop with their 1 gets dis heah 1o what says de | the lunar month may be regarded as Westport. Sinee then with the « on of 1921, new parks | roids in €ome siates not only con- | lation of the country increased »"”" government can't take me on ae- | the light of the moon, Tiave been acquired yearly until today the state has sov 8,000 i i Sy count of d mah big feet am Q. Is a naturalized meriean acres in 37 parks, or an average of 219 weres por park, Of the 1 L) priv com i o] Shoot four bits and yvou're a m - 100 callous citizen of Italian birth liable for total acreage, approximately 5.50¢ acres were pnrehased at an panies are discovering that the con- | Condilions may be considereaace to communily morals; shalo| wImpossiblel” sald Crimmins. | military duty if e eturns to Haly, average cost of $80 per acre. The 1 iing acres were donated, ! iction of a good motor highway | fairly bad for the railroads in the {10%n @ million in Wall Street “Let ma e the letter.” |or can the American government Tk i ) T R Tire A hees SHEAs TUINE deieibphont | be made to vield a handsome in- SBALE s grt R Ak el | s S BTeRE NG fien Rastus handed over the letter. | protect him? e R RS R G S Aot 1Al of : | : ¢ = Crimmins read nd laughed out A. It an Halian-born naturalized the maintenance and development s were met 1 O who ar d 1¢ have heen hardest h o Psychon yeis doesn’t mean - oy . & s % i : ? Al et Tslo B et oAt AUV-ilond. “This docsw'i say anything | American ¢itigen returns 1o ltaly, tate appropriations, the remainde it from reccipts | A AFInE: 2. . In some | west the passenger decrease has | 1h1 o7 r‘w“(; B e ant it thelapout vour big callous feet, Rastus.” | and did not before that for servies operations, rents s products and gifis in eosh. highways are barred by | been 60 per cent; in the east it has ||oi o . 00 POME ODSCUrE TEAROR| — wif qont2r | country complete his military &er- The federal governnent spends nearly v year per visltor 1 in cthers they are not illegal | heen nothing like that, The long dis- | e “No. Tt says by your examination | vice, he i8 liable to he drafted, and on maintenance and improvement work on mational parks re 1 . thiough 4 o LA % e 'n we find that you are physically big ! the U. 8. Government cannot inter- | vhercas Connecticut spends a trifle less {han fen eents per year rough rains atfil carry| St e Land 1it, but you are too carcless™” | vene in his hehalf. There is no treaty | per person. 0 50l Al Ll g00d loads of passengers; but the |8 ? e A —Lynn hing | on the siWbject of naturalization he- | Monday—Wire, Enamcled Ware; Ironwork. tost 1ol ro owever 1 the less said the hott e e tween the U. 8. and the Ttalian 1;0\71 oided i ourist is willing to| The automobiles, more than 20,- | e e v e ernment. The' preset Talian v | @ C rior roud or ke | 000,000 at large in the nation, are | i, : : Goniea S .\ On The Weather i fine many dmes more peopt ! i ine Fox. The T lle Trolley That M i1 o & inanchal | ian e railaads. ever ara muring | : s All the Trains. By Fontaine Fox. The Toonerville Trolley That Meet i s e s et e Notor conenes | ODSeToations It « ¥ a publie ro; are divect competitors of the rail- | -—— = I Sababi Sl DUt the total of passengers| Yorceast for southern New Eng WHEN THE ¢AR JUMPEP THE TRACKS THE OTHER PAY IT Forccast for southern New | ' carry is small compared with {land: Showers and thunder storn i ot 101l 8- e R e e \ RESULTEP IN A CHANGE IN LOCATION OF THE GARPEN THE : road exeeutives themselves | MOTIIE: | TWADRer except in SKIPPER ALWAYS PLANTS ALoNG THE RIGHT OF WAY. 1 I United Stat , ort assachinseits fonigh older . i / thelr private automobiles | Tuesday; much colder Tues x S dy gl want to get fo a nearby | night; inereasing south and - outh- In wddition, There | yoint with speed and a minimum of | WeSU Winds becoming fresh rong construction, and Ne153. and shifting to 1 st Tuesd ¢ wadays it is ihe [ morning ) i npor tor 1T iy 8 to- oo 25 Vears Ago Today - i | ET phss rom Paper ot That Date) GO G aE Oty ¥ % th AW rene Valley south & fing or At o nnnal mecting of “,'Y' Prtletie il o ' i . Dickinson; sec- LB R 4 vill e ek nctary, OX wing manager s 2 S e i Beat ountii 1t i almer, | o gl ve 7 of my 9 lives » | 1 I 1 so does the | The yards will start making April 4 oA LGl — 1 anticipate a 1 ontput thay | VO south A | Willing to he Shown! : J DL 1ons seaso High pressu I3 over 1 Mildred (his flancee): * o o pefition. feom D¢, Thomas M. | Canadian gort ' o fo start in o | ruction of fons n and 179 other roside N buotmally Ngh in the OBl dsuye plane as he and snother aid | twern 1 main ei Britain was presented in the house 1oy ( 1 and sontl years ago.” 1 f L yesterday and called for the v“\u:d Minstestnpi Vallewi the dawer 1aks e S glivers Uml] Hin it He ear iy : ah 1" |, (oL AL TAvs rolaiing to compulaoty | 100 S0 (A SUEELE Stales It BTG b & place wlfere tiey AL cegn for < K 1 ng rap nit i Te= T ten eonts a dozen, steak for 15 conis 1 no e <tion. So ustice: J. 1L Kirkham presided ovir ! Miss pound. and coal for §5 « ton, I'm onl 1 ¥ . the po! court this morning Vadley resio | por v willing to do it!” 5 ; I only two prisoners re o cou- o “‘ i vicinity verett n ik revival ¢ & Fana nomuch « I tempera- | Ar ie eouples usually live ATEt : g 5 | Atlantic 60 1 PUN SHOP'S HELPFUL THNTS AW N MCARAGEA et 9 i 1 2 Tl HIRT ppropria- i - Adolfo Disz of Nicara- General | 1ifTalo 1 Trouser's Press ‘ | ‘ PR bl An excellont {rousers’ press » , . is still in ( [ Irousers” Press 2 e 15 Lyon . RroIUINr [ { ocal monumental mason that 426 t Mlorid i K 5 4 d t you with two slabs of h W to Coop 1 1ed e « A 64 r ite sucin: ihout cix feot hy EH troops he UOHiTY the committes Vi 7 [ two fect and weighing about 700 4 rn and a hearine wi N I Sesd ] ounds each Sheriff Smith of New Yor 4 | Place the trouisens on top of one 4 that wounced that i will W { | block of granite, place the other | -