New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 22, 1928, Page 6

6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 1928. W RALD PU: g ¢ : is neat meeting at 1. H. Zimmers L | place? agent and acid must be removed, |a part? L FUBMEIRG COMPANT Sl gRIE LA Shn L) SOl & TR e LA office next Wednesday eve- 5 Kobler: “I always use my mouth!” | otherwise they will injure the finish [ A. It is a self-governing member M. Zimmerman shot 173 at i —Jose Morono |later. The floor when thoroughly |of the British Commonwealth of feeusd Dally (Sunday Excepted) s t flexitnli P t 3 | + oot of the club, — dry may e stained, varnished, oiled | natjons. A MHerald Bldg., 67 Church Street X S 2 & albabla. of 13-year-old boy on Grove street Getting Back at Her! or painted as though it were new. L PR R Sk A 5 in tha latest on to be claimed My daughter is awfull She's a| Q. Where did the expredsion that BSCRIPTION RATES water 5 v od L T he pox typical juzz age sau beautitul, | “first impressions are more lasting”, 0n ne Weglher oy ® | or through inere s levied 1o 1 a boy [ Sur people in religious servic The OKI Originall wood and allowed to stand over |is $4.50. New Brltaln Herald' (s s g Bi e ‘he German Rifle club will hold 4 Dillon: “What's & good eating- |night. All traces of both cleaning| Q. Of what country is Australia actual cost sale to make| | Know-it-all girl. origigate? | z00ls is now in pro- But she doesn't know as much as| A. Tt comes from an old Italian | 06 3 ; : 5 lainville, O e a1l commaications to Fum | she thinks she do proverb. | servations t el T Spring o paign ha ¢ vetl 4 And she's impudent me — Q. What was the date of Ru-| Entered at the Tost OT » e 1 SReal e ol ] : i ‘h oW o spring campaign has not vet} | shop. Editor, cere of the New | And TR AR | S e | ain 88 Beccnd Clams Mail Matter. 2 2 | the point where a man can- | gritain Herald, and your letter ather. P 2 Pt | v Sy . : pract woh L over the fence without hav- | efll b forwarded to New York, | | Why dow't 1 speak to ler about | A. August 23, 1926, | Washington, March 22.—Forecast TELEPHONE CALLS e Ay Sy i 4 | & candidate come along and | it? Q. Who said “If a man write a | for Southern New England: Mostly Businees O 5 ol v . N AL On ; the time s coming.|™ ~ 1 did. better hook, preach a better sermon, Ccloudy and colder tonight. Friday Editorial AEk Aats {o fiht in the third ward is in- And she sail, “Truthfully father, |or make a better mouse trap than |fair and colder; fresh to strong little doubt ne. Alderman Curtis is seek- The Important Question? Norre A hin neighbor, though he build Tis SO Wi ]smfl]v.n:v'n ] 1o the charze of nomimation and Councilman | Tpey te so much of the quall- 1 handed it right back to her. | make a beaten path to his door”? | West and dimushing 'nday. £ it o e | SReY e s e e e L i make a beatten path o his door? | 1orecast for Lastern New York: 1en have proponents who say their| op o, e I8 §eaia’ “Gots oy old Tt A. Mre Sarah £ B. Yule credits | Mostly cloudy and colder, with snow man will win easily. CLihnee milo sack st i —-R. B. Helmuth |the quotation to Emerson in her | {lIFries in extreme north portion to- It is now proposed quasi-officlally | what we want to ki eir jol. | (Copyrisht. 1928, Reproduction | “Borrowings® (1553) asserting that "MENt: Friday fair and colder; strong the use for ALl e e o s DA me st itg nowdehity d8l1 s southwest winds shifting to north- pews credited to it or o 5 g v e o ? Aboidine lifications, Bha-GopIed TS SN Ger AN oR0) TOM | (o5t tonight and diminishing Iri- Credited fn thie b woea st 1 ! ODEIY= s it that has in cor r Larpose. 08| Their stand on eur own platforn: = lecture delivered by Emerson. The .« cews published the S X X P Jumililae o drw”mmi; e JOK r‘nouue trap‘ quo'zll'ouv was !l\"‘ Chnaitione AR extended disturhs 3 ot Circalatio € t for tomol ¢ t of - 412 trouble over the recent tax. 2 . | oacesion ota long controversy OWINg | ayce {hat moved castward over Member Andit Burad _ ! o 4 2 The Fourth Dimension? {to Elbert Hubbard's claim 10 1itS| caja0a advanced southeastward The 4 B. G Ia & mational oigan ) 1o ) o Pre o ¢ 3 is understood that B. F. Gaft-| alitharah This w: ad | ehadn, cedinnoad S #OULNCARSAD whish furnishes newspa : 2 IS es had a resalution in ‘his' packet|., Gerald: dfeet “my mother-in- | aytharalip. his was asserted by | jnto the Lake Region, Ontario and Ut was requested by Mr. Attwood | 'eu-" | him In & conversation with & Wil- | the St Lawrence valtey, It fa pro- e Leslie: “You mean ‘mother in- bur Corman of N. W. Ayer and Son. | gucing | temperatures in all 1t dors not scem as if the exten.|!a¥:’ don’t vou?” St Philadelphia, and in a letter to Dr. ! portione of the country north of the cion of West Dearl street will be| Gerald: “Wake up, bov, mine k Frank H, Vizetelly, managing editor Guit and South Atlantic states. 2 made. The cost will be high, and |2 companionate marriage!” ] N of the Standard Dictionary. In the pigl is were reported from i i 2 they i B ss while a e of B e Rt A —_— s, | Literary Digest for May 15, 1915, scattered districts over north ST TR s Fews T rime t the e t : : o - Linones il be realized frém the sate THE KANGAROO AND THE FROG e > | “The Lexicographer” reaffirmed his | us the upper Lake r Biuare; E-hultz's Newesiands, Enuiar 1 1 ' g nag i o 5t {lte Honen ofiitha land as Mr By Guy R. Constable 2 | earlier finding, “Mr. Hubbard is the continues over rand Central, ¢Znd Brcct | - J . DR S o . Curtls thinks. A bullfrog said to kangaroo: ; & ! | author™. " southern st Wwith frost temper: ———— G . : i o & | the south ehurch has appointed “Your big hind lrgs will never do) . : Q. “‘I\'hat is the meaning of the Lires in ng‘:lrul-‘«;lw‘l xvn“‘l_ lu’e ‘ 3 01 s his Itev. H. (. 1de temporary pastor. | g name “Lenny (| YIS BN LRR00 5 e Deacon Camp, o b Taontt and "“'hal‘f" plsset SN natsons. 4, : A. Itis a nickname for Leonard, | D438 '.;”‘"',',”;'. o tha Eazacien in politics, or do mol ) ¢ afternool 1 uring T L | 1. Allen Moore have been named on old lipam s a family name meaning “like a |yl BLRPOCRCINE TN iors interestiug hec . S Seile s ; [ {1 church committee. Tt i3 doubt-|Asked the kangaroo in an accent | . S5 kil Washington, Oregon and northern 1 i ros v the e ol e e mean. l QUESTIONS ANSWERED . WWhat fs the value of a Con. | CHifornia. Masimum temperatures vanged upwards info the seventies L year or more. P X y You can get an answer to any|federate one hundred dollar Lill Lo gy stations of e M. . Stockwell has opened an of- | “They are sct too low, and the | .qion of fact or information by |issue of 1861 portraying ~cars ‘at| o S0 00 0 00T Mississippd o Main street for the trans- Jolnts don't square, i 3 ? it B3 e ; hil s nses D315 [ these lavre o f 20 st > Irans-| | dthe ekin ean-t stretel ‘cause jt's | TIUNE 1o the Queetion Editor, New depot? valley region. three wee r 0 ey = g [ ‘v‘m'i o e real estate and insur- ol sl Lo i Sritain Herald, Washington Bureau, | A. It fs valued at from one to (onditions favor for this vicinity : nee business, At the first big sump vou will strip | 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | two dollars. partly cloudy weather and not ails iy : ; . . . ey i 4 b4 SR I, €., enclosing two cents in stamps Q. Where is the magazine “Our | jmuch change in temperature. Linged upon the se tha V| FOUT goare, | ply. 4 b ha o Temperatures yes ¥ And tand nhe dirt on your nose | [OF Teply. Medical, legal and marital published and what is th Temperatures yester - N n here T [ 4 g e v : X % ! of such magnificr sonsibilities dF advice cannot be given, nor can ex- | subscription price? | Low ung voter is s - and ea v i R n Suturday s e 1o in private enterprise ought to be @ FGC[S and r'ancies fisd [tended research be undertaken. All| A. It is published semi-monthly | Atlantic City ... E doesn't know Low 1o op { otk S ! : . s: t, B m, New | ) ing machine as Il as ! capable man for secretary of the Said the kangaroo to the frog: “01 | 2ther questious will receive a per- (at §1 Sands street, Brooklyn, New | Miami on cot ¢ S G bean, | ) e d treasury. It is quite likely that a rope must le b s e answered. % automobile. S 3 s qui v at a ope must learn }n be C°""""!E;ch man boosts for his own ma- | not be answ r:d All letters are con T © majority of citizens still think so. | with hands across the sea that have | ohine: fidential.—Editor. 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Fill out the coup low and mall irected: co 800 ithout |l - =kt e aescos o Real te Man: “Only ten min-| Q. 1If a tree falls In a forest el = 4 : and use her as copy. | @ Houston is very hot in Junc; and | little as i nt to, A0H rcalening from! e cabinet' abie el utes from downtown! Do you want|and no one is within carshot is there a Democ ion is no el ! 1) s dur NIk eIy AS UHot Serinicn 1npia it Short history of the Jews in Eu- | the house?” any sound? GAMES EDITOR, ashington Durcau, New Britaln Herald, el LoaslSne Dty rope and Asia: Slaughtered at inter- | Manning: . T want that ¢ . Sound may be defined as A £oriiot 4 . vala by people who owe them Mrs. Ella G | sensation produced by air waves sct 1322 New York Avenue, ashington, D. C. e Iy after noon. | cahinet, meraly being privileged to | money. _ in motion and striking against the Eighty per cint of avarl trhie 1t we cannot 2o into | make the tion through a re = SPIRES AND GARGOYLLES tympanum of the ear. (The waves| automobiles n the s : every merchant should re are two kinds: (1) men o or vibration may be conducted hy | States; and it woul 1 that know what type of tr who don’t claim to do their best at Taking Wubby's Advice? any other gas, a liquid (as water) all times, and (2) cock-eyed liars, | the Advice or an clastic solid). Taking this it is not likely that such ja s it - £ el | [dctnition of sound, the falling trec arrison: “You don’t use ¢nougl | would cause no sound because no 5 : i % o 7 ‘ i STREET AND NUMBER system in your louscwork! After!consation could be produced it no | ol this, why not do your work as I do|(ympanum was present for the air| ciry e e mine at the office | waves to strike. In phy how- : [ ever, sound is described as that form And What He Heard When He Came | of vibrational energy which ocea- Place over how the victims of the | what a group of citizens are pleased | iU members of the cal | Mes B “(m:" Mot o e i ations. ha 1embers f « ab- A Arris : “Jam £ 2 let- | s 5 " i- 8.4 came to their deaths. to regard as an efficient substitute. g ) b e e e L R e e S {inct, for instance, is mins some ter re: dusting the living room ready | tion, sound would be present in the such ownership? Whethe jinet| Matrimony: A license to tell your | to sign®” . thrieb i eniie it ShEsarl think fhiors Iridge partner just what you think| Chautfour: “Yes, ma'am. It that|was no ear to “hear” because the company is the voice of the pretiy | 1Hose re in the same line of Jaw is law; and either is 2| At last there's a real yellow peril. girl exchangs or: e [ AUBLI e R wants ina Hne jad law and should be ignored or a | Any Jap may give you the flu. present rules s FADLE 1 secritary of the treasury should con- the time. trade than their competito ul form to it. In Mr. Mellon's case vl e X some types of trade, comparatively | probably - CLIP COUFON HERE = == == o= tric fan. . HVLSL, 3 | power to force anyone out of the | 1 want & copy of the bulletin POPULAR CARD GAME and enclose herewlth five c loose, uncancelled, 1. 8. $ostoge stamps, of coln olution aud then depen | to cover postage han | e scrves | the Tresident to take action per cent of the S0 per b and operate his business accordingly. | secs fit, roll along the Boston Pust 1o | NI the same time, A BOARD OF CONTROL = The once-upon-a-time city meet- One of the most distr 5 board seems to missed these NAME end will be gained by the oppo- 1ents of the seerctary. i sonable if it Is to be interpreted as mortems ever held is . days; and now comes a plan to have including stock ownership in corpor- L ® plan for a hoard of control, Nobody belleves in mon law: but | outlined in this newspaper yes 3 member owns little or tiuch of in- | the mob down in Texas wholday, appears to lave been “well | qucirial Sh7518 o Mok Hutnbness) all now " | vibrational cfiects would be pro- N . dustrial paper ca scarce he con- 3 i ' : “Yer, 108. Lr— ueed. The question e 0! whipped a father who hiad unmerci- | thought out;” the seheme to have paper can scarcely be con S Mrs. Harrison: “Ycs, Br— | duced. The question resolves itself | ; A sidered ag the determinator so long American people wouldn't stand | do you know, James, that you are |purcly into ono of definition. | as with such owncrship actual con- | for Mussolini, unless he claimed to quite good looking? May 1 lhold 2. Does a United States five dol- CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE talon be doing it for the good of their|your wee little handy-hand 2" lar gold picce dated 1811 command 1o ongueration dossinol econie TELE 1o Chauffeur: “I—ah—but your hus- |any premium? 5 Forest Fires may be that Mr. Mellon is in that | ; e | band might—o" . No | Damage From idcstd e = : i : il is a goo Several thousand dollars are expended annually in Comn 3 S class; as one of the half doz .| 3¢ trial marriages are to become| Mrs. Harriso ames, darling, | @ What js a good way to put Boverd ] EMEE e EXPANDING THE WATER [its proponents deem it essential fo |, i popula Y eres o fortune. for the | my husband doesn’t understand me. | urs for the summer cut in fighting forest fires which last yeav did damage ‘vhlwln‘wl‘ 1 SYSTEM provide a basis of real democracy in inventor of an adjustable ring.® | Surely youw'll give me just one little Scal them in Jarge brown B 908, There were forest fires reporfed in tho statc, Qe ity may. be as economically | the cholce of membera & possible, although not established to IRt kiss? Don't you like me just iper | having first brushed and ning a total area of 17,921 acres, The tofal damage done in s v | DI aIDRLE outsiders, Perhaps Senator Couzens 3razil's landslide was a trivial af- | little?” red them thoroughly, or sew them state by forest fires since 1910 is cstimated at £ n-w.)m._ s inside information. 1t wasn't the kind that encour- | Chauffeur: “Er—yes—but didn't |1 \\v-'n\' h'"“hr‘«‘u‘hu) 'v]nu\lm bags. t]':nlnrr"i'n;ul ‘xq«h r( of the forest area of New England has moment | mrax rorunds 4 agex the boys 1o steal public land, | ¥ou say you—cr.—wanted me o |Lnclosc with them cither comme 97, of the fo ires. , the time is just around the corner | than A | Tax refunds glyen to favorcd cor- Bablisibovs D Alsal B 10 T ) ol e TR | eial moth balls or soak blotting The first weasure for the prevention of forest fircs was a law A porations is a charge that has been | g ST ot contempt | Mra. Harrison: “You'll do what | PAler in a misture of equal parts of passed in 1905 providing for the appointment of town tire ward- Mads: heforal agaist o ’ e I S A T camphor and spirits of turpentine ens by tho selectmen. Previous to that date fire fighting was gainst Mr. Mellon. | for the alien who docs the dirty I tell you—you lazy thing! Just for | veimbior did “Ts Al 3 & ot g Noa These refunds, it is said, were made | work: an intolerant hatred for the | that, you're fired! Get out! And stay |41 10¥ (ho PAPor SHHORE THe S enLIly. selutans b iont LI SR14 Thelo s e i A e analon Ixpensive furs should be sent to the of 817 fires hurning 38,520 acres yearly, or an average of 47. seeretary SRty g . C. Gillente furrier for storage if possible. It is acres per fire. 17rom 1915 through 1919 there was an average iy e : is interested. That the refunds| o1l - O practically impossible o do any- of 952 fires, burning 44,600 acres per anpum, or an ‘Average FRiB 10 IocTaNAnate o function © Ol }aroused the ire of a Senate commit A few million boy scouts could| Bewarc of a Doctors' Daughter? ;’“”"i with a n‘..- i fur l(-oat that of 46.8 acres per fire. The next five years, through 1825 euw g | Ot 10 tee is a matter of record: what Sen. | tell Marines that the way to avoid | Chester: “S-s-sir, may 1 s-s-speak 3 “.‘] “;‘n e e the average mumber reduced to 502, the average area burt 1 tually could do without an inviner- |z ely; and though historic truth | atop Couzens sooks an ambush is to have scouts {n|to you for a moment in private Sas 5 5 to 31,259, and the average arca per {irc-acres to 8.9, During cunplE e R e i mene e Lhalii Dr. Pearson: “Hmmm. Extreme [JU1® Mean 1997 the average arca per fire-acres was only 30.9. The fire h e ; 2 = 8 to- | \ir. Mo ! 2 Flsic me; mirthful and fighting expense to the state that year was $14, April 1 June, born in Jun b = B the government, was dircetly re-| T Ford says planes can't be |with cold perspiration hands d ) 2 the worst month of the ¥ for forest fires. there i3 no more T S et Q. On what days did Junc 21, Of the 579 fires last year, 209 burned over arcas of less than sponzible for such alleged favorit- | Produced in quantity until peopie tremulous A interesting ¢ Ll ena Mamnah 1006, fall? alleged favorit- b b Houtars &1 BB o at 1 |2nd Ma i fall? 10 acres, 248, over arcas from 10 to 100 acres and 32, over areas learn to fly them. What about au- (D;hevit r: “Muriel “‘(sog ‘1"1 that 1 A The former on Sunday and e e e Didee \"“P; '::1; 5 'nflr(;"ha toy : tomobiles? ie to you, s-s-sir, for— 2 Ll A acres s were nsible fo o 10w | could he proven, would be serious. o1 the latter on Tuesde fires; camp fires for 26; railroads for 72; brush burning for §1. = Dr. Pearson: “And quite right ting boards, - 3. i i i 3 Q. Iow can stains be removed o . = £ ng: boards, or Dut all this comes at a time when | You hear no more of rencgade Tn- |too. You came in the nick of time—| ¢. 0 wooden floors? i:‘n:‘x:re classified as unknown and miscellancous, and 15 as g cendiary 4, 0 1 must be that all of them fanother hour would have befn 00| A 1y many cases they can be 0il wells now. late. Let me sce your tongn ! blcached out with a solution of one Ao look‘;rl f"?:n‘,"',l'.; ly 600 fire wardens in the state and Chester: “Muriel — that is, ™MV | {uspoon oxalic acid dissolved in ut towers: The slale owns considerable fire fighting P equipment. supply. We ; 1 su . {one cup hot wat This liquid, hont Hhis 1 o ate 5 tory he were again named to . ¢ “To be sure, YOUT|wjjch is poisonous and must be Tomorrow—Printing and Publishing. ; 4 uncila position heart—very serious. Allow me to | caperully handled, is spread on the Pandine. s tumieation - o e (5 A stk Ay | feel your pulse. Ah! More serious | 5 of Mr. Mellon by Sen- | than T thougit i el sl conr e L And He's At It Again This Year By Fontaine Fox too much a I H Dr. Peargon: “What? A man in : your condition? 5 .| Chester: “I have $2.000 saved up, he guest room. Ts | o7, the motto on the wall | " - rette burns on the fully beaten his son comes as close | six representatives from each ward to being a “good” moh as any W 1 yor constitute the hoard, cver heard of. 1 the ward members elected by et | the people, yiclds the thought that men in America this at least is disposed as the man to whoui « dol- | Tiow such a body is to be chosen, lar looks ag big as a cart wheel, but ever, f no grea when money in large awcunts will | 10 defunct ci be expended to expand the eity’s w g all appropriation ter system. Therc seem to Le no | is e e to concern in which the “ifs" or “buts” about it; it was pos- | its purview. crator project becans ac- s board carried ator for an in me 1 on Tk ne admit the meeti lon, through his position in — cyanosis, skin pale, face covered dumping purposcs Al-tism. M ism. Manifestly such a charge, if LA e e Meane ¥ h a charge, if it | nmore years w ment and that 3 . ) R e : 3 . Mcllon is on the last lap of his ” Iaen{ification wilh the .cabiuet. yne ting the city oty less in the case of a Republican vie- | were speak en consisten Pearson: “That will he just enough. Appendectonny - $600; lap- arotormy —$1.000; hospital fer— Now throw back yvour you have 1ud if or £nioot ) AN uprising against in- wiio have decided to dit- | {ig tonsil, tool” regular annnal bribe. 1T tory i brief: Men fight- | 1nd getting a change cwson ted Ly Senator Cou- Bardless of their gravity it| Theee is o hate to compare with | £t the entire Jineoup [ that af 1he man you won't permit | nsz pelitical lines, with the | 1© 1MPOse on you any more. rhaps T can't ehow you a me," said she, “but T dare vou to have any lady friends.” Correet this sentence: “My eon- comiing | vietions." said he, “aren’t affected Bope of profit or fear of loss.” 1925, Publishers Syndicate . | 11’s NOT HARD 25 Vears Ago Today, TO GROW THIN (From Paper of That Date) Teople all zbout you can testifyto that. Most of the slender figurcs seen todsy have been won in easy ways. Many have SEL been won by Marmola prescription tab MO Jets, based on a modem scientific discov. | People have used Marmola for 20 | \ypdanicld Wiper for Spectacles in vcars—millions of boxes of it. Now Rai 9 ) ) BB . A ny Weather Sian b . y Bt v i ’ ender figures in almost every circle 5 £ i 8 3 g b s v A book in each box of Marmola gives the formula and states the scientific rea- creased wat e A Sihra e - sons for results. So users realize how | 7eT Il ! S e nsn, Tut A : ! S and why effects are beneficial. A way | €4 keep from repeating the olt iy 8 ke z % 1 # 1 chn which has done so much for so many | °n°*: ) - a test from you. Make it now,| Tell the next guy who asks if | from som " i Foks A ted 1 zitation o vestlis for a litlle :s’;,e",hm ol h»?pl o the pair of tights— 0 tiring Ask your dn [t for a | about the Scotchman who sat up 2 B0 R e o 10 1 or The South rhu Pl e e s 4 might watcning his wife's vanishing (“Fontaine Por. 1928, The Dell Syndicate. ould happen Temanding 1stingy department The last Scote joke probably never will be fold but. at least, you cost will b