New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 16, 1928, Page 8

DAILY HERALD, in the doctor's confidence, act bought a diploma om | culminated months of work and re- New Britain Herald: . JBRALD PUBLISHING COMPANTY |sulted in the arrest and sub gsswed Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $8.00 & Year. 20 Three Months 5c. & Month etion of the phyeician. r more than a ar Brundage traveled about the country as a wit- ness against doctors who had obtain- | 2q the fake diplomas with the result | that they were disqualified by the United & & work that he is doing now scei | co st Offce at New Brit ond Clase Mail Matter TELEPHONE CALLS Busincss Ofc 4 Editorial Rooms he only profitable sdvertising medium im the City Circulation bocks and prest room aiwaye open to advertisers. olesale all over S [to carry out his rep | newspaperman detective. ation GENEROSITY, OR DUTY Member of the Associated Press 3 Press ts exclusively titied to the uee foi re-pub: all news credited to it or Dot otherw Credited in this paper and also I gews published therein. al regarded B | mor. The the form 1l action, however, s ¢ a dut Sember Audit Bureso of Cireulation of a duty, The A B C s u pationsl aoubt which furn Cpers with & srictly clreul + circulation etatistics ere based upon th tection agal tribution 08 local advertisera. travd_tn Dew D t costs adds fo both pational = e was delinquent ta on W ferald Fhe ¥ Newsetand, York st Hotaling's Square; Schultz Grand Central, e dam; that it hborhood, noting queerly, found that attention to their 0f course, the dam had t was acting officials paid rno Bus and truck plain ginning to read raflroad wreoks ps Los Angeles could not under- should be weaker he people of the wat n kick re the aqueduct was constructs the talk is about reducing we his warfare on occasion tec te be more brautiful, and t go through convolutions and con-| tortions in order to attain that end That, at least, is what one gathers torm of gunplay The water problem of Los Angeles has been more difficult of solution !than that confronting most Amer from the trend of the beauty-reduc- |ican municipalities. The arid nature jon articles appearing in the Herald. | of much of the territory in southern | California has forced the authorities for an nd in a region where | water often is worth i's | weight in gold the people near the water districts have looked upon Los Angeles as an interloper. The Los Angeles river runs through the city, ut it furnishes its own comms heing d hey wil only part of the | adequate genutne New Eng- year fs northern It ms that th eountry having a land hlizzard this Michigan. ———— irtwally informed Chairman August that he Mavor Weld W: H. Judd last would not run again under any cir-| isclosed. The upon conditions by cumstances, it now is & stior ey weather was very hot at that Wme o ogiee supplying the eity an@ getting to the city hall and back | L oo e the longest in the was ev: er. That may not be an e world, extending a distance of more officlal reason for fhe Mavor's el g 50 pjjegand brings the melting termination, but it s a Pretty B0OL | oo Aount Whitney to the city. siad Constructed in 1913, it has been | steadily improved with additional dams and reservoirs cn route, to add to its production of water. Thus, at : a cost of $25,000,000, the city pro- the entire Congress will take at vided itself with a water five years. | producing 258,000,000 & | 24 Lours ine also 5 | electricity greater The favorable report the Boulder Dam, to cost $125,000.0 has been made. Favorable action by em llons every T oA which is used to generate fur { water for frrigation purposes. ST | In enjoying the benefits of such a vast water supply system it mani- WATINES rogly is the duty of Los Angeles to keep the dams | ments, telophone lines, its railroud line, the In addition to tubers, M: as well raises vague Teports. got on the The lean up" Nicara- News six months late first page yesterd were ordered to * gua. reservoir embank- aqueduct, and everything izt £ Mre. Defeat for ': ‘I pertaining to the enterprise in a safe Bertha K. Landes, mayor of §¢a conAlion. It was neE Wash,, and the first woman mayor| . . of a large city in the U 18 & severe blow to women in polit i) ed on the it was to be ten. Man: however, © preval of when the with the intentio: re-clection gence att of the ordér to mplainta that quito canyon darm pay the no an Franei was weakenin or Landes start- . uld never o regime of M Such negligence cur hot e CONTROLLING THE TARITY COMMISSION ible tariff w predicted that at last would s to meet with the elector vised optimists the tarif The pes calied holshe- 1 imists were AN ENT RISING Harry Brunds Star is back again on the job f¥ing befors 1 v eonditions in tl regions the report fake elsew I3 of rmisance n comnion makers. 1ot knew how m of yecord with me t Mard e shington that is | L Fordn bill en 22, “hut i we MeCumher will, in clastic will & pitiful cond Tr existed the of it burgh camps. He made the fmmorality w some of the m stricken ¢ forced to go without adeq ing in Coal mines company aking in a centy sesertion Later, in his Pereid rds annual to Harding added seage “I believe the g may b auther- promptly and dis Brundazs rectly re inz, ot course, tarift ident to in provision ase or Inties o6 “out of politics.” | . Costigan was © Wi off t original rdney- new duf and marked point in its the beginnin: the I com favorite eport of poli on appointees, left. Enact- | McCumber upon the © an important hstory. It also g of the d ed mn missions ties. RETUERNING THE MONEY Honesty continues tQ be t ator or pi ed in the to . 1 anyor oll tainted mo ate in the a f kes Wash of his bride of 15. 1t would seem 14; Ge marri that ' ng. T} like it, the urge today j it days; sccurity { matrimor Modern econos blame for del people meed more to life; or at least, th odern young ¢ the party. Thie . Facts and Fancies| LATER MARRIAGES topson, er this His p nd retu it is pr ion to ask ) I he saw one, ar Lven Siu- ates who | to 2 in favor of 1 18; s married at at approved t 19, to a nowa irried when may feel vithin them in the olden more econor o leap into the conditions are to Youns | got started in | k they do. Th acenston expects to provide a he star not a0 anything of kind. They require m ore time. | And as time passes nearly cvery- 1s acquainted nelor daddies rried ba than our an were, The complications 10w more getting every v youth thinks in terms cumulations oftener { and family; 4y ried until or girl in freque th I have 1 from the girl TS laved fro " th the way why than it was And when they do g lon't have as sermon nce of the deration, pr no code of T n touch it. If young pec tn expect 100 h, her st v to mind for Nortorn 1 b Dt complicated right ramilies 1 then they gravi- | with a more un- bachelorettes or grandfathers of modern li: they are The of material ac- n at e docs of , the won't get mar- 4 to support a | v ¥ n card ex- n. "1 won't get man comes wind the m | years longer cenerations ago. | t married they of chil- way in which t e cconor vous to W . read ; but | rarely it robably because or morals can sple are trs are a of i ned part of g-—as the more care etressed in the Asane e to get mar- it formerly did Z'oda y Date) Npax patients ed to four o people 1. The postal ¢ July 1 n, and I £1,000 rk op K is then looked Inction debatetd iting club 1hi 1 and | People’ . the city baskethall lea 4 to issue bonds for it. Jean, the polo player, was in town over Sunday. He will leave noon for Muncie. ason still has two Knights of St Patrick will vuet and dance Thurs- Among those who will respond to toasts are Rev, J. J.| Iitzgerald, Speaker Michael aly, Judge Cooper, Mayor Bassett nator Sloper, Attorney C. E. M hell, and W. E. Attwood he annual meeting of the Youns Cc ian Lndeavor society prist church was held last | the following officers | President, Florence Moore; dent, William Vile; secre- Bodwell; chairman of y night. of the B night and ted: tary, Will prayer meet James ich trouble is being committee, caused in| ue by the al- | by certain s refused to night when d with a man to | tions. 2d use of “ringers -ams, and the Senec the Alpines la: latter A genuine wet tight couldn’t tell a lie when no wonder & widow hooked him. rarade in Mese In a climaté got 1o bo hot under ! 20 helow il the collar a2 There are just two classes: Those who delicht in slogans and catch- ra nd those who think The vill ttes are for ropolitan your clerk You can't expect much reform in nd where hatred of those who | public ven parts envy. Men are like animals. The small- | er creaturcs are full of terror un- less they're in a herd of their kind. A spelling bee isn't like a political bee. You must know how to spell | words, not how to spill them, Kieking about th ful if a about paying Americanism income tax; freling re other man k more, ! garter-sna In this is the Turn about i luxu mother of nece Yet an automobile is just as un- cafo as an airplane if a fool driver is at the controls. Hurrah! Dazzy Vance says a game golf takes off 12 pounds, s0 now know where the wife s if fair play. invention of | th'face iv the Earth! aren't must he to chang The st unique in one tours offer rait ised the old- timer to hol stage. The ineentive produc- | ers to uplift it | Promise of up the wwonld cans Taxi ¢ 00 hard-hoiled? Im- | ne a sweet disposition trying to colleet from a drunk who has decid- ed not to pay ho Joseph, most celehrated of favor- | te , was sold into Fgypt. The modern practi to trade them for jobs at home. this sentence: “The s2id he, “moved ove 1 1 sounded my hor Corract truck , Publishers, Byrd’s Plone to Be Tested Agzin Today Alt 8, \ March 16 (UP) 0 sful, the pilots of Richard E. llanea plane were to ta today for fur- t Co motored 1 oft from r ther trial of the ment under polar conditions With Bernt Balchen, of Byrd transa ntic cre at the control plane took off from the Champiain iee and headed for G More, Quebec, re landings w made on the ot high s 1loyd Bennett, chief pilot of the pro- posed antaretic lition and W. A W rly Muleey, motor experts cabin during five he e . Five Boys Escane From School at Meriden March 16 (P —Five ticut State school Meride mates of t for Boys escape tion here last n They are Frank erwood, 15, of 2 Ely avenue South Norwnlk; Alfred Sanson, 15.00 st stamford; Wil- 19, of Pacific street, Anthony Japonis, 19. of Rristol; and . of 16 Palmer zht 11 Sonth Flm strect, | Doms officials at th stitution. the inmates scaled the "6 sometime heiween 10 and 11 i=ht after having con- on the grourn noon. Ke- ! I'm awfully brav | so that she kin shtand on the soide- | walk an' watch th’ b | puts court plashter on his fate so it ,ve'll know that somewhere inside 1v Byrd's three- ski landing equip- | in- | from the institu- FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 1928, to get them to stop.” Manning: “And they wouldn't ‘Woldo: ‘No. But they threw me 11 watches, four diamond rings and $876.45 in cash! —Bruno Newman (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) Fun Saxson, Send all communications 0 Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. And That's Why We All Like the Irish, Folks! Tomorrow we'll don the green socks and green tic honor St. here's why; Though from Erin he drove all the snakes double-quick, The Blarney stone’s there still does the trick! To Patrick——begorra yet and| QUESTIONS ANSWERED Laboratory Animal! e e ant miin | T on kel et AR a wire-haired fox terries Richards: “I am going to test \arious shaving creams on him!" answer to any writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given. nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All |other questious will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. Q. What is the nationalit and marital status of Fidel La PBarba, retired world's flyweight box ing champion? A. He is an Ttalian-American, ihorn in New York City, September 129, 1965. He is unmarried. Q. Is Mussolini of Italy married? | A, e is married and has four children. Q. Was Gene 8tratton Porter a man or a woman? | A A woman. Q. What states in the United States allow negroes and whites to inter-marry? A. According to a recent com- | pilation of state statutes, the follow- {ing do: Connecticut, District Columbla, Illinois, Towa. Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, “Kissing may be dangerous, Put|Mexico, New York, Ohlo, Pennsyl-| vanta, Rhode Island, Vermont,| Mike, the Milkman on st. Patrick’s Day Yis tomorrow ‘tis th' Sivinteentk {v Mar-rch an’ Oi've just flattened th fur on me hoigh silk toile wid | me son's jar iv Shtaydown. ‘Tis th Dig Par-rade we're preparin’ £'r. Me daughter Maggie took th' ould woman down to wan iv thim cheery- opodists to have her cor-rns fixed, Q. of the cabinet? A, Seeretar e, Frank B Kellogg; Secretary of Tre; Ty, An- drew W. Mecllon; Seccreta: of War, Dwight Davis; Attorney General, | John G. Sergeant; Postmaster Gen- eral, Harry & New; Secretary of | Navy, Curtis D. Wilbur; Becretary | of Agriculture, William M. Jardine; | | Secretary of Commerce, Herbert | Hoover: Secretary of Labor, James J. Davis. | Q. Iow old is Roberto Robertt. | the Ttalian heavyweight hoxer?| How many fights has he won and | lost? A He was born at Luela, Italy,| in 1903. Up to November 24, 1827, he had scored 13 knockouts, fought 5 draws, suffercd one loss on de-, cision and fought ons no-decision | bout. Q. What s the name of the book | on aviation written by Captain | | Rickenbacker and by whom is it pubiished? | A The book is entitled “Fight-| 5 ing the Flying Circus”. published she pays £ th' mud, too. Yet her| 18 = Tother, bless her, an’ Mrs. Clancy, | v ¥ ’;?:f;"c“m,"‘ Stokea Company, drat her, can lean over th' back M@ Tmitoll oy states 4id the fince an’ throw enongh mud to rdo\-v\r { hud;, of Abraham Lincoln pass on An' it don’t s % Hon | cost her anything but her repata- | "‘A"’T;‘: :2;‘;’523“,1:{;"[;;“:‘&""“"1 tion. laate S0 5 | An’ me woife an’ three childer all ’"’:om‘::‘:r"““‘;r:‘;“" Bk e ‘ar their hair bobbed an' shavin| (v en to Baltimore, where it| 1h' hacks ivv their necks, Ol know ‘;r"'ed for several hn“r'! under th Ofll bo late £ th' par-rade Woltln | gome of the Eschange. The nest| Donsuiat EROe S th' 81O | [int it reached Harrisburg, and | iy | rested in the Capitol all the next| i day. Then it was taken to Phila- | i o | delphia and lay in state in Indepen- | TAd At fE | dence Hall. From there it went to | g | New York City and fn solemn pro- | Hhy | cension moved to City Hall wher | : | about half a million people T by the caskeet. The funeral train | passed throngh New York, Ohio, In- | diana and on to Chicago and then | | to Springiicld. i Q. What ig the work of a pilot| {and a navigator on an airplane? A pilot operates the plans | ¥ " 5 | while the navigator directs it | ¥ heswon't last | Q. If shower gifts are acknow- L. Edson . 4req personally when they are re- | | ceived is it necessary to send a g0 by. Shure on Saint Patrick’s Eve {v'ry Oirish-man takes off his shoes an’ at he kin walk fir-rm Without showin’ his age. But it's to Saint Patrick should be takin off our | hats an’ not our shoe It was rick who drove th’ | out iv Oirland. Th' shnakes are gone but th' garters are htill wid us. Me daughter Maggie will watch us | mar-rch, too. Ol ain’t scen me daughter's face since she became iv age. Iv'ry noight Of come home from th' Oil Yard she’s got her face in what she calls a mud-pack. An' in the par-rade, though, ce a hig pair iv balloon h O1 borrowed fr'm {'r th' occasion them i Home-Town Boys Not Long Tack Buckley —always work et at the whistie's blast; At quitting time He's alw And that drops his R! He Takes a Chance! Fred Morton is a &porting pup, question of fact or Information by | age | | | | |oft by 3. P. | of | Kansas, | 108 fund, the debt had been reduced - | New Hampshire, New Jersey, New | Washington and Wisconsin. | Who are the present members | iSsue written note of thanks? : 0. Q. What is meant by a attainder’ ‘and an “ex post law"? A. A bill of attainder is an act pronouncing sentence of death against an accused person, especially against political offenders of high degree, followed by forfeiture of ostate. Ex post facto law is any| {law which contemplatets the penal- | lizing in any degree of an act or {omission of an act, which act and omission were respectively permis- | |sible and not punishable before its passage. Such laws are declared to {be unconstitutional in this country. ! | Q. When was Thurston, the | magician, born? | A July 20, 1859, | | Q Of what nationality was | Alexander, the Great? | A A Macedonian, the son of Philip 1I. of Macedon and Olympias | Q. What is the weight of one cubic foot of gold? A 1,205 pound: | Q What relati {dren of first cousins? i\ A, Second cousis | @ What would make a coin have !a dead sound? Is it counterfeit? | A. There are two causes that might make a coin become dead. ' It is possible for a zood coin to | have a dead sound of a | bubble fn the metal in the interior i of the coin. The other cause is the {use of cheap alloy indicating that the ‘coin is not genuine. 1In general | when a coin has a dead sound, it !is under suspicion, for the first cause is not frequently found. Q. Where was the last Navy football game played anc s the score? A. It was played Ground vew York Ci 1927, The Navy “bill of factor | | chil- | 1 are the hecause at the Polo November A 14 score 1J. P. Morgan Co. Pays Off 8% French Loan New York, March 16 (#—The & per cent French loan of $100,000,- {000 sold here in 1920 has heen paid Morgan & Company, | fiscal agents for the French govern- {ment. Through the workings of the sink- | {10 $70,000,000 which at the present market price would mean an out of $77,000,000 as the Londs wi called at 110. The redemption of was financed by £75,000,000 of French | bon re the Trench the sale of per cent | Mateh com- 000,000 was ds to the Swedish pany. Of this total $if | Pl in this country with Intern tional Mateh comp a subsidiary {of the Swedish concern, which in turn sold $51,000,000 of {ts ow curitics. Alumni Weekly Discusses “Mal” Stevens as Coach New Haven, March 16 (P)—A new angle in the relations of Marwin A Stevens, newly appointed head coach in football to the university as a whole, not previously com- | mented upon, was pointed out to day by Yale alumni weekly in giving its approval to the action of th football committee. | The weekly said that the import- ance of the selection of Mr. Stev- ens was in the fact that he will have a place in the university or- ganization the year round and will not be merely a seasonal coach. This is as it should be,” #aid the weekl nd it is what we had hoped would be the case when & new coach was selected. It is com- mon university experience the coun- { much change in | Detroit . | Jacksonville i Miami . 1 site for a club-' try over that the seasmal coach on salary to win his game very short- 1y finds himself pitted in the public ey> against rival ccathes, and the game itself becomes a duel betweern |coaches and coaching systems ratl- er than a sport beween teams.” student Observations On The Weather Washington, March 16.—Forecast for Swthern New Epgland: Snow or rain tonight and Saturday, not temperature, in- creasiig northeast winds possibly becomng strong. Forerast for Eastern New Yorl Snow a rain in extreme south and snow innorth and central portions tonight and Saturday; not much change n temperature; increasing northeas winds possibly becoming strong. Conditisns: The storm of the far southwest moved eastward with in- creasing hitensity and ocenters this morning aer the extreme southern | Mississippi valley and the Southern hiax region, New Orleans 2.70 inche, Knoxville, Tenn., and Atlauta, Gi, 29.72 inches. A strong area «f high pressure prevails to the north cust and west of this storm area and rains have been general over e southern districts from the plans states eastward to the south Atlmtic coast with snows in the norther; border of this pre- cipitation area. It is colder aver the plains states but temperature changes elsewhere have not been tusual Conditions fawr for this vicinity clondy weather fillowed by snow or rain, - Temperaturss Viterday: High 48 44 20 32 . 42 . 28 42 Low e 43 Atlantic City . Roston Buffalo Chicago Cincinnati . Denver . Duluth B Hatteras . - 26 . 56 54 .38 74 . %0 o 4 . 4 8¢ . 44 €0 3¢ . 42 . 42 40 56 Kansas City . 1.0s Angeles Minneapolis Nantucket . ew Haven . ew Orleans ew York .. Norfolk .. Northficld Pittsburzh Portland, Me. . §t. Louis . Washington Everybody uses Herald Clasified Ads from time to time. Those Who Spend Much Time Out-of-Doors Constant exposure to sun, vind and! \dust tends to chap and coarser a deli; cate skin. A simple way to toun‘ere) act such effects is to give yaur skin: daily care with pinc tar soap. hye| sicians have recommended hdccu‘ Tar Soap for 55 ycars for the tare of! a sensitive skin, Its pine tar & antie { septic, stimulating ; its glycerine sooth: 1ing. At all drug and department itores. | POPULAR CARD GAMES Five Hundred, Auc for play of these card games are eo ¢ ready. Fill out tb CLIP COUP! ashingten Bureau, s New York AV POPULAR celled ashington cu Pitch, Hearts, Twenty-Ona—rules and suggestion ntatned tn our Washington Bureau’s coupen below and mail as directed: ON BERE = =— = - New Br D. € ARD GAMES, S postags stan and enclors b , or coln | 1 On whom good people frown; At betting games The boy bobs up— And that's what keeps Mickey (Himself) m down! —Mother R. He Likes to Hit It! “They keep me working horee, Says Meepy Tom, “all day.” He's like a horse . Pecause, of course, He's longing for the Hay! i —B. J. Linbart like o Saczing n the Middle! George Terreil leans upon his desk And rubs his sleepy bean; | e eats too much | him Fat— i hat's what makes him Jean! —M. J. Matb Well-Analyzed | “Love me and the l’erldi ! ! | | | is mine. | Beth: “If that were true 1 could cry well love you!" | Marion G. Tailer. | Interrupting the Speaker! tohson: “Then Lindbcrgh was rown into a trance—" | Allen: “Hold on. Now I know vou're lying. Nobody could excite | | Lindy. He was never in a trance.” | | Robson: “T said Lindbergh was in la trance— | Allen: Robson: “Always!™ Allen: “What Kind of a trance Iobson: “Shut up, and T'll tell a trans-continenttal flight, a -Atlantic flight, and finally a trans-Panama flight to the Latin Tept They kept him in & trans-this-that-or-the-other flight all the time! | —Adele Trueman Great Oaths From Little Ache ns Grow! Thought He Was & Bandit: | Waldo: “When I was in Chicage recently my car broke down and I j velled at a dozen passing cars trying McGuire (CPontsine Pox. 1928 The Bell Synficaws, Inc) et