New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 7, 1928, Page 6

. w ganization having the Boy name was formed In England, by Sir EERALD PUBLISNING COMPANT Dally Escepted) Bidg. 61 Church Street hfl at the Pest Office at New Brit- 8ia a8 Becond Clase Mall Matter. ‘The only prefitadle sdvertising medium s the cl"q. Circulation books end press oem slwaye epea to ‘sdvertisers. Member of the Associated Press The ted Prem ls exclusively en- titled to the wee for re-publication of all mews credited to it or not otherwise ‘eredited 1m this paper and also local Bews published thereln. Member Audit Burean of Circulation A B. G is s natlonal orgaaiatio furnishes newspapers and adver with & strictly honest analysis of | ation statistics are ‘This insures pro- lation. Our cir upea_this suu ageingt fraud In B o figures to both | ecal sdvertisers. | | §he Foreld 1o eou mle Gaily in New st Hoteling's Newsetand, Times | $ Schults's Newsstands, Estrance | ‘Central, 430d Btreet. * Prestdent Coolidge, during bis last blie address, egain asked the tflnyeu ot to be too critical of igorelgn relations. This ts the (it administration which has found it | ‘mecemary to attempt to persuade the | Ppess to torego its {nalispable right #9 be critical in this sphere. So far | ean be netsd the persuasion LA iwerking. + e ofl scandal has developed to 1’.‘ point s to who divided $3,000,. {900 profits. The difference batween 9o ofl sharks and Tex Rickard is] ‘¢hat Tex has to work for his money. . | i e e i + A report has it that the grand eld Serty i dissatisfied with hotel and #boarding house” accommodations 23 Xansas City and may switch the | gonvention to another city. This would be a good way to lose the 'Ilnnn vote. , Presidential primary campaigns @re now getting under way in &uch tates possessing this modern inno- sstion. Buch a system in Connecti- 'm would only make the respective Bboice mere certain. Hoover among the Republicans and Smith among the Democrats, And of the two par- ties in this state, the Democrats are | more unanimous in their choice than ‘ the other. The statue of Liberty is to get its tirst bath in 41 years. Which re- ‘minds one that it was Empress Jo- sephine who started the bath habit. | Beforc the 19th century taking a bath was regarded as a sign of ill- bealth, only to be indulged in upon advics of a physician. Josephine be- | gan taking a bath every day, in a chiseled’ silver bathtub, and the -*deauty fad” took hold from then #n, Nowadays the only people who | Be not take regular baths are the | -Sekimos, who se no sense in tak- iing & chance of contracting pneumo. 8ia and don’t need the beauty. d | Booth Tarkington blames the | ‘Sider generation for the younger | Peneration. This at lcast sounds rea- | ! somable. The reason there are cchoes in "modern theaters is said to be due to | ithe fact the sudience is not wearing | *emough clothes. The women are not | | tha British Foy | The Roy Scouts is one of the organi- ;!lm Lincoln street eorner, where its Scout Robert Baden-Powell, in 1908, but the emincnt Britisher modeled it after an already cxisting American organdzation of similar aims but un- der & different name. The (irst boy organization of this | bind was founded in America by | Daniel Carter Beard in May, 1905. | It was called the Sons of Lanicl | Boone, and was fo be “a socicty of | tenderfeet and boy scouts.” Lach of- | ficer bore the title of a famous scout. | The president was known as Danicl | Boone, the secretary, Davy Crockett, | the treasurer, Kit Ci and the keeper of the tally Simon Kenton. About this time another organiza- tion with similar son, gun, purposes Was | founded by Brnest Thompson Scton, | the naturalist, who called his organ- | ization the Woedcraft Tn: the | idea being to glorify the American Indian. Both organizations gained way, but by 1910 ans, head- it was conceded | that & merger would be advanta geous. The name of the English or- ganization was adopted; and thus | the Boy Scouts of America was or- ganized. | Sir Baden-Powell, who originated | Scouts, frecly ac- knowledged the source of his inspi ration in the following words | deposits “T am not!” ha taid, ‘“the father of the Boy Scout moe maent. ght be called 1iis u . . . T looked ar what the I'nited States were do ing, read some of Beard's books on various plans that you had under way over here, ~cribbed | from them right and lett. and | started the Boy Seouts of | Fngland.” | The Boy Sront movement so well | meets the demands of parents and guardians that the movement has| been welcomed in all civilized lands | a8 an efficient method of teaching high moral attributes Branches of tha erganization found in Canada, France, Italy, | Germany, Australia, China and | South American republics. The larg- €st number are in the United States, to boys are | where the enroliment totals 811,931, The increase approximates an aver- age of 75,000 a year. The Boy Scouts in New Britain ars joining in the celebration with zest. Tt is a big week in the annals | of the boys, and a mobilization is to be a feature. The older Sceuts who have the guidance of this organiza- tion on thelr hands recognize their responsibility, and it can be sald of them their hearts are in the work. zations which makes men and is a | force for g0od in the land. OUT ON WEST MAIN STREET Announcement that the Congre- | sation Brethren Sons of Isracl will build its new synagogue on West | Maln etreet and Park Place again emphasizes the trend of imposing structures in that section of the city. | It is still a residence section, but the | past year has seen the construction of a bank building west of High street, the Masonic Temple is going | up at the corner of Russell street, a synagogue i to be erccted at the Park Place corner, and the First Congregational church owns land at new edifice will be uitimately erect- ed. Except in the case of the latter, to make way for these structures re- auire the climination of residences. | |ing to do some | pesed to have so much NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1828, tracted affair. The coal companics, following court decisions as to their rights, have evicted families from company-owned houses in the dead of winter, and some thousands of families arc now living in temporary barracks. Senator Wheeler, burning with in- dignation and primed for action, made the comment he did not see the necessity of evicting helpless women and children from their homes, which were not needed for | other familics. Others will agree with him that there is much un- brutality practiced in every such outbreak in the coal re- necessary gions. The disturbance is well worth a congressional investigation. Tt Is the business of the nation that such an important industry as coal mining # conducted with fairness on both sides, The public cannot afford 1o be callous merely because the sup- ply of coal is larger than the market needs at the present time. VLORIDA BANKRS was caused Dby anonynious letters sent out, so the dispatches state. This means that somebody was try- mischief. Perhaps he banks ar sup- | h on hand succeeded, as not 35 to withstand mass demands for But there hag been noth- | ing in connection with conditions in Flortda to justify su#h foolish ac- tion, Indeed, runs en banks are the 136t things that aid any condition. | no matter how unzatisfactory they may be in reality. i The Federal Reserve, like the Red Cross, is ready for all such emer- ncies. Those who demand their will get it; and in days, when they realize they have | bean foolish and are losing inferest, the money will go back in the banks. money a few THE FASCISTI ABROAD “1 do not see how American cit izens can receive orders from the Italian consels.” Thus remarked 1gnacious Revel, president of the Fascisti League of North America when contemplating the published rules for Italians in foreign lands, including the United States, and be- ing applicable to those who have at- tained citizenship as well as others. Being a Fascist and an American citizen at the kame time has its drawbacks. Citizenship demands oath of fealty, and it supersedes any other national fealty. When a man becomes a citizen of the United States he relinquishes his citizenship. An Ttalian, when does this, cannot “respect the repre- sentatives of Italy abroad and obey their directions and instructions.”” | an former he A man cannot scrve two mastevs. Divided allegiance is inconipatible with the American oath of citizen- ship. The Iascisti League of North America has 12,000 or 13,000 mem- bers, and of these 70 por cont ore American citizens, according te President Revel, These 70 per ¢ are not taking orders from an | Ttalian consul, the Ttalian ambassa- dor, or the Duce himself. They are free men. The plan of planting Fascisti or- ganizations in forcign countries is certain to lead to complications and unpopularity. But an infinitesimally small proportion of Ttalians in America have shown any inclination to be interested in the Duce's pre- tensions on American soil. They may be interested in Italy's recrudescence | 2 3 to: the race is Theiritlon lliree HanksiintMiant | A gnatiisle & 0BT SE e S | tor a hat. If it was lack of an eye | one never holds up a No. 42 stout judge, the only man available is Arthur W. Upson, who has done something for reform in his time. William Mahoney Wi driving along East Main street today when one of the horses stumbled and Ma- honcy was pitched out on his head, The horse got up again and the wagon ran over the man. A. J. Sloper and John B. Minor are among the directors of the lusswin Lyceum elected yesterday. A count of the returns shows that January was a record month for births here, 85 being recorded. The previous high mark was 65. Constable Hart of Plainville re- cently found a group of chickens Luddled about his hencoop. They were not his, but it took him sev- cral days to discover they belonged to a neighbor. It is believed the hens were kidnapped as a joke. Landers, Frary, & Clark have taken over the Curtis ice plant prope crty on Elm strect. This was recent- ly purchased by Charles F. Smith and George M. Landers. It will be used for storage purposes. Facts and Fancies The only thing that ever makes the fact that it doesn’t think much of him. | It you're afrald to be seen with (he lower class, lest people think vou aren’t upper class, you're middle class, A Heathen nations are the ones still | too weak to keep the Christian na- | tions from stealing. It isn't America’s duty however, to suppreas rebels in a land that doesi't owe Wall Street anything. The Turk has exchanged his fez shade that made him terrible, Hea- ven help our college boys. Mala salesniea have faults, but smt for inspection and calls it a “eweet little thing.” irls appear in Four out of What charming the tooth-paste ads! five have "It A hick town s a place where you aren’t speeding because the fraffic cop is a relative of yours or your wife's. Congidering what Colonel Lind- | bergh is, the banana republics must | think American generals are wWows. | Americanism: The law assuming you are innocent until proved guil- ty: the public assuming you are guilty and will be pr oved innocent. 1t at the age of 15 he can make good excuses, at the age of 45 he will be making $45.50 a month. Perhaps insanity explains crime. It's nice to think there {is some- thing you can't blame on teeth or adenoids. Funny nan! Denying himself pleasures in order to “own™ prop- crty, when rent money would ~ buy him the same life-time right to use it. Don't scorn the wallflower. Some- body has to wind the phonograph. One reason we prefer movies made from oll novels instead of new ones is because the authors are dead and can’t suffer. Give the other fellow half of the road—and this doesn't mean two- fifths on one side of you and three. fifths on the other. Villagers are unsophisticated. and | yowll find many a village deacon Wwho doesn’t know what people do with the charred kegs he sells. You don't really sow the sced of rebellion. Tt is done by the grafting of big fellows on little fellows. Correct this sentenee: “She calls When I was young—it was YWhen I was young—it *“Oh no. The Board of Street miasioners asked ma to come here and see it the hardened yet!" will, this morning." ed into two classes: admit that they obey and—" | this disadvantage: she makes husband spend part on her board and lodging, wWhereas a single woman makes him spend it al on her entertainment.” Britain will bo forwarded Our Fling at the Crime Wavel to New York. ‘We advocate less lurid capers, Less murder space in all the pa- pers, More mirth, more jokes, more Fun Shop rhymas, To help reduce crimes! the nation's Akin to Greatness! Bernice: “Lindbergh is a won- der, isn't he? He seems to be able to use anyone’ plane.” : “Yeah, I'm that way about SNOW AND NEWSPAPERS By Noel H. Benson years ago!— All of us knew the look of snow; Whenever it came we just went out And cheerfully threw the stuff about. Nobody thought our childish capers Worth reporting in all the papers, Nobody dreamed they might amuse Any one else as a piece of news. Nobedy wrote to ask the Press, Finding his treet in a filthy mess, WHY the authorities failed to buck UP and reniove the beastly muck. entle philanthropists enjoyed The pleasing sight of the unem- ployed Shoveling snow with heart and sout (Those were the days before the dole') was years ago!— THAT was the way snow; WE treated Played with it, carried it off when sloppy, But NEVER made it a stunt for “copy.” Women Go On Forever! Well-Meaning Gentleman: “Ob, 1ady, did you fall down?” Lady (who had taken a bad fall): Com- out cement had ~—Trene Cooney MARRIAGFE (Fred Behrens, Jr., Teacher) Teacher: “Good morning, kind pupils.” Class: “Good morning. dear teach- er, and w2 hope you are all over your hang-over.” Teacher: therefore, “Thank you, yes. We discuss marriage What Class: “Goody, goody. 1s marrtage, teacher?" Teacher: “Marriage is the closing scene in a love story, and the open- ing scene in a problem play Class: “That's a hot crack old thing. Tell us more, d men are divid- the kind that their wives Teacher: “Marri Class: “Yes, . g0 on. What is the other class ™ Teacher: *“Liars.” Class: “Tell us more about mar- ried men."” Teacher¢ “During the first two vears, a man wizhes he had stayed ngle. From then ¢n, he wishes his ife would sue for divorce.” Class: “What about married wo- men?" Teacher: “A married woman has her of his money b, : “Why does the married Portralt of & Man that one of his horses was dead, “Dead!” exclaimed the farmer. “Why, he was all right this morn- ing. What happened to him?" 7 dunno. ¥ just fed him some nuts and he took sick and died.” “Nuts? Who ever heard of feed- ing a horee nuts! What kind of nuts were they?" “Horse chestnuts!" replied the hired hand, who soon woke up to find himself draped around the nearest apple tree! —Irene M. Sullivan (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbjdden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answercd. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. Q Is Governor Smith of New York, a member of the Roman Catholic church? A. Yes Q. How did England get control of Gibralter? A. Gibralter was acquired by England through the War of the Spanish Succession (1701-1714). It was captured by the British in 1704; and by the Treaty of Utrecht (1713) was ceded by Spain to England. Q. Where and when was Grey born? A In Zanesville, Ohio, January 31, 1875, Q. What is the “piece de risiat- ance” on a menu? A. This French phrase means the physical or the most substantial dish of a dinner, usually a roasted meat course. Q. Under the U. & constitution is it possible for a president to veto a declaration of war made by con- gress” A, The president's veto power does not extetnd to the declaration of war by congress. Q. 18 the expression “Woe unto you lawyers” found in the Bible? A. There are two verses, con- taining this expression Luke 11:46 reads ““Woe unto you also, ye law- yers for ye lade men with burdens grievious to be borne and ye your- selves touch mnot the burdens with one of your fingers”. The 52d verse of the same chapter reads: “Woe unto you, lawyers for ye have taken away the key of knowjedge: ye en- tered not in yourselves and them that were entering in ye hindered”. Q. How old is Jackie Coogan? A. Thirteen years. Q. Has there been any change in the rules of Auction Dridge since 19267 A. Zane No. Q. Can the chairman or presid- ing officer of a meeting make a motion or participate in any way in a debate in an organization? A. He cannot offer or second a motion nor participate in the debate while presiding. He may resign the chair to the vice-chairman or some other person .after which he is at liberty to participate in whatever business is before the meeting the same as any other member. Q. Did Young Griffo ever hold a world’s title in any class of boxers? A. He never held a world’s title the shooting of William Goebel by Caleb Powers? A. Caleb Powers shot William Goebel in 1900. After a bitter elec- tion campaign in 1899 Taylor, the republican candidate for governor ot Kentucky was inaugurated and Goebel contested the election. A test vote in the legislature indicated that Goebel would be seated and on that day he was shot. The oath of office was then administered and three days later he died. Powers afterward wrote a book about his participation in the affair which was published under the title “My Own Story". Q. What is the fastest time ever made by an automobile between San Francisco and New York City? A. The record is 77 hours and 40 minutes, mada by Ab Jenkins of Salt Lake City, Utah, driving a Studebaker Commander sedan. He left New York City at 8 p. m. August 30, 1927 and arrived at 8an Francisco, California at 10:40 p. m. September 2, 1927, Q. How can the displacement of & vessel be figured? A. 2 By computing the volume of the vessel below the water line and dividing this volume by 36 if float- ing in fresh water or by 35 if float- ing in malt water. This will give the displacement in tons, for a ton of fresh water occupies 36 cubic feet and a ton of salt water 35 cubic feet. Q. Who i3 the governor general of the Dominion of Canada? A. The Right Honorable Vis- count Willingdon. Q. Does the moon shine by its own light? A. It shines only by the reflect- ed light of the sun. Q. Why 1a the ceiling of a room warmer than the floor? A. Warm air rises and cold air settles, Q. When was the Yankee Sta- dium in New York opcned? Who pitched the game? A. It was opened April 18, 1923, the Yankeea defeating the Boston Red Sox by a score of ¢ to 1. How- ard Ehmke pitched for Boston and Babe Ruth hit a home run off him in the third inning with two men on bases. Theaters and movie houses of New York have 1,600,000 patrons daily. There are 208 theaters and 580 movie houses with a seating ca- pacity of §58,973. the efficiency of milk as a protection against rickets? Answer: Milk is deficient A Title cmmulaied codiven oiladdedtoortaken withmilk: makes it @ more perfect vita- minfood. Give it as SCOTT’S EMULSION e M WHAT THE POST OFFICE DEPARTMENT DOES The Department of the U. 8 Government that comes most closely fu touch with every man, partment. woman and child in the U. 8. is the Post Office Dew The story ef the pestal service is a3 Interesting as o sovel. NMow B started n colonjal days, how it wan developed unler the Comstitutien, whes postage Expre present postage rater about postal losses and irregularitie air mall stemps were first uscd, how it got its mame, the story ef the “Peay the Universsl Poptal Union, whet to de protecting and expediting mall, the service, and cther imteresting information & sli contelned iu our Washingten Bureau's latest bulietin, ¥ill out the coupon below and mad for 1t: CLIP COUPON HERE rml‘le EDITOR, Washington Buresy, New Britain Nerad, 1322 New York Avenus, Washington, D. C. T want & eopy of the bulletis, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERV- ICE, and enclose berawith five cents in looss, uncancelled, U. 8. postage stamps or coln to cover postage and handling col | NAME .. STREET AND NUMBER I cIry T am a reader of the Herald. eessemsesrevinsassesnsresessrsem s mEmme Y Teneerste e sn e e s PO aR e SR OE eOEE. sseve STATE — e ——— = - —— - = FACTS CcoO NNECTI CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ABOUT CUT Fairfield County Farms Worth More. The average value per farm of all farm property is higher in lairfield counly than in any otheg coun averaga value for tie state is $3,935. average value per farm is $15,080; New Haven, $10,164; Litchfield, dlesex $7,047; New London, $7,002, and Wincham, in the state The In Fairfield county this in Hartford it is § $8,861; Tolland, $7,191 $5,852. Fairfield county also leads the other counties in the average value of land and buildings, excluding bulldings, per acre. per farm and per acre, Hartford is sccond in all itema and of land Both are considerably above the average for the state, Hartford county leading in the number farm property—$59,316,668. the largest total value for ail of farms—4,663—has The number of farms and their value for the other counties follows. Litchtield, 3,446 farms worth $30,627,688 2,534, $19,844,703; New Haven, 2,761 $51,665,017; New London, $28,890,448; Windham, 2,270, Fairtield, 8,426, $13,283,607; Tolland, 1,988 $14,274,125; Middlesex, 1,850, $13,079,9486. Fifty-one per cent of the Hariford county farms operated by owners are mortgaged—the highest percentage of any county in the state. Hartford county farms averaging 58.7 acres to a farm have the smallest average acreage. Litchtield county has the largest jtatirely to blame, either. Men wear | married men by their given names,” | man's team always win at the office | in any class. 17 acres per farm average. The average for the state i ,stifter shirt fronts than they used (89 do0 and these probably act as| Pounding boards. Women in ths business world are | ‘more numerous than formerly. But ,Bansider tha large increase in men pookas since eating downtown tame popular with both men and | /wemen. As Heywood Broun pointed- | iy says, al Ithe great cooks are men. i Unfortunately, however, chefs do | i ot trequently get their names in the | “papers. he- 1f this is. the record of one or two | vears, .what will years disclosc? Some folk have held to the opinion that as Walnut Hill park bounds a record of ten | West Main street for a good-sized block, that the development of other | than residential buildings ! prevented Ly the park. There is no | rcason in fact for this premise. The will be | under Fascisti rule, but this does not | take the form of undeviating loyal- |ty to Ttaly after | American the benefits of citizenship have realized and aceepted. | The Duce’s campaign in America | |is foredoomed to failure. No Halian | been |in his senses, after having seen the | benefits of American government presence of Bryant park in New York did not stop the opposite side of 42nd street from becoming im- fth avenue opbo- library portant, nor of site the public “Tremont and the freedom of American jdemocracy, will feel inclined to ex- change these for Fascism. He will merely guffaw when told to take or- | |ders from an Ttalian representative. | About the first thing a foreigner ®he checker champ who played StTeet in Boston, as well as Boylston | jearns on arrival in this country i +89 competitors at the same time in *#his city didn't really think 20 tinies B8 fast as any of the others. He Merely knew 20 times as much 8bout the game. The pruning committes is b ning its work, and the prunes is declining. price of BOY SCOUTS ANNIVERSARY One voung- upon a time eves ster’s sole ambition was to hecome “gets a little older.” This woek is the 15th a celebration of the Boy America. During this t yo have graduated from the org: tlon and are better men for Laving been identified with it dur young and formative yvia rsary outs of 12 their 5 The Tiovement is not only Batterment, hut al nent of men It is appropriste af this peint {o Brace the history of this remarkahic organization. Tt Meved that the Rov Sronl idea Wteated in Engiand. but this is he case. Tt is true that the first one of 6l ) for the Letter is generally he or not or- strect, has not been retarded by the Common across the street igan Boulevard in Chic stopped by the and Mich- 50 Wak. not. buildings are on one thoroughfarc only. West street there, side The will park on always e public prope: and im- development; but the district is certain to lose ite char- mune from acter as exclusively residential a the years pass. a locomotive engincer. Perhaps the | ambition still lurks in the breasts of many; but nowadays a normal lad, when still of tender years, also o an ambition to brcome a Tloy Scout when he THE SOFT COAL ¢ Theatricu ing towns in western Pennsylvania have been so struck with the poverty ex- isting in the soft coal regions that many of ti 1ve been given hene- fit performances for the miners and their i nator Wheeler of Montana, an inspection of the district, the Billsides of Pennsylvania 2 most prolific manufacturers Other senators and represent have made in-pections at first hand Senator Hiran W. Johnson has pro- posed a rcongressional investization Tioth henses Congress soon il fie asked to anthinrize ench a probe The zoft coal strike has heen pro ceading without much public atten | {tion elseshera. Tt has been a pro fact that business | of the | that in matters of government needs to take orders from nobody so | long as he obeys the law. | The Mussolini propaganda will go up in smoke. 25 Years Ago Today \ (From Paper of That Date) | New bills in the Jegislature fn- cinde ona which would make the Plainville selectmen frustees of the soldiers’ monument fund and anoth- cr. introduced by Frank L. Wilcox, ;vm\j:!ml: for liquor license foes of Representative Cooper spoke ‘o Chiof Rawlings yesterday in rogard to the new bill providing for ppointment af probation Both men " officers are in favor of this &y vhich would look toward keep- ritiinal on the str. her than simply gint roud punishing the at present. Chicf the is done 1w li has investigated v in Massachusetis tes and wonld hike ta onner F dohn Willis has 2 bosing shibition booke=d for the Cas tient o ta 1= eninz. and there “hospernlation as to whet 11 try fo obtain an sgainst th honts Piritain lawyers are Lo proposal of Frauk | o t a tann court he establiched ir Rerlin. A= ft =il lceloct a resident n he Berlin for lamyer he ! the women all love her.” Copyright, 1928, Syndica Tublishers disemafion: On The Weather Washington, I7eh. 7.—Foreccast foi Southern New England: Increasin cloudiness and warmer, probabl ollowed by rain tonight and Wed- ay; fresh south and southwest winds tonight, increasing Wednes- day. orccast for Lastern New York: Itain and warmer tonight and Wed | nesda Fresh to strong south winds, Conditions: The disturbance of | ihe interior is centered this morning | | over Des Moines Towa, 29.64 inches. | 1t is producing heavy rain in the Mississippt valley districts and por- tions of the Ohio valley region and | the southern states. Cloudiness | | prevails castward to the coast and | the front cdge of rain area has ad- | vanced to the Jersey coast. Pres- | | sure remains high over the Atlantic | states and the Rocky Mountains. Temperatures confinue {o rise in the castern districts and are lower from | the plaing westward to the | Pacific coast r | Conditions favor for this vicinity | cloudy weather with rising tempera- | ture follownd by rain. | Temperatures | Atlanta Atiantic City Roston Buffalo .. | Chicago . Cincinnati Denver Hatteras Tacksonyille | Kansas ity {108 Angeles Miami Ainneapoli New Haven | New Orleana New York | Narfolk i Northficld caid the gossip. “and the marricd | picnic baseball game?™ -4 Teacher. “Bocause the married ! men are more used to the hit-and- run pla Class: “What ia the difference be. {ween an Ol1 Maid and a Married woman 7" Teacher: “Hardly any. They both wish they had a husband that would buy them anything they want."” Class: “Thanks, teacher dear. This kLas been a very helpful lesson.” Teacher: “You're welcome, decar scholara. Gin-bottle checks will be redeemed at the door.” ‘ r gl v It Well-Known Advertising Slogans Were lustrated “For Tecth Hard To Clean” A Bad Actor! Baxter: “My wife got awfully mad When we were playing cards last night She fore the cards to bats Wilcy: “That was ferrible! Could anything he worse™* Baxfer: “Yes. Tt could rell have heen me instead cards just ae of the Mre Andrew H Crozer \Well. &0 far nobedy has mistaken Lon Chaney for a bottle of Listerine! Q. Who was the first woman, after Gertrude Ederle, to swim the English Channel? A. Mrs. Clemington Corson. Q. Can you tell me something of 78.8 acres per farm. Tomorrow—Surgical Appliances; Cotton Small Wares, N o RN N W A\ W (“Fcntzime Fax. 192 Mickey (Himself) McGuire 1t Syndicate, i