New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 18, 1928, Page 6

1£4h§ tranater | monetary disbursemoents 08 general The Segate constitutionslly 18 the judge of who shall eater the gates Tt ia expected to utilize its constitu: tional prefogative and act in accord- ance with'the committee’s report. If states and the federal law are not particylar about money, ‘the Senate intends to correct thé impres- | tong. ttma;itdeekea as youpg msa | Q. Doss the U. 8..coln ‘she-cont Y ploces every yeur? A. “They Bave been cained every| yeor from 1530 to ‘1937, taclusive. Q Whatis “ethies”? Is he- donics & part of ethice? 1 e, A.. Bthics is the science or doc- ~Not Room : ) far Bt trine * of ~the .sources. . principles. ‘Foster: "i;:;n ml:‘u wearing | sanctions snd u:‘:u v'lhhu:’on u:; 2 -your heavy jerwear thip winter?"| guct snd character; the. 23 4 pon formerty FReVRIIIRELINL fundp “Sandersen: “No, it makes the fist { the morally right. . Hedonics i tbe alone, could win a eeat. u too crowded!” 5 sceince of -pelasure or. positive en- B /s - e to New ¥o 03 ‘—tMother R. | joyment; as s branch of ethica, . o & W — (Cwyru‘htir l:é:.‘ B?M-fl.lu donies treats of pleasure in ita re- o' |The Best Cure'We Know ¥or - Em! , Forbidden. atfon to duty.. - Facts and Fancies | %o vioss ™| - - - S o i i Bt that female suther any fu- "Ob, yes; she had a wonder- time wheo wasting g 3 Public {oterest. in a “power ‘probe will heighten, by the time the com- mittes has gove fado' the situstion. The gigantlc lobby. which Nag been organized {n Washington to defeat the Boulder dam bill pnd té open Muscle Shésls to private éxploita- tion is not thére for Sundyy school work. The auper-1obby has beeq, try- ing to convince Congrens there is no hought .the Senate’ was when ajl the avatable lend hag been plowed. under, the hog and chicken population on. gerbage -farms: bave. Matter. | been reduced througd.the lack of such farms, and ‘as the residences bulge eut over the former ‘garbage farms, progress will ‘have. besn at- tained. Which is by way of saying that there simply is no wWay to avoid iavesting - in en incinerater some time or other. The city had. better |, 1 | begin saving a bit of money every year-for the necessary fund. T But. when you feel ‘om, Folks, Breithart,.the strong man, die? ite W 1sletivaly 1ry. The Fun Shop's jellituds, ° A He died of blood-polsbBiog |, g westwara over southern Cant Read The Fun 8hop's jokea! that developed from & Sseratch, 8ti oy pooyy mountalps. ¥ e mod~ . s erately high oter Ohio and westera Pennsylvania, also ‘over- the. Gult #tates and the states west - of the Récky mountsins. . A trough.of low prepsure -prevails over the plains states. A slight secondary disturb- ance in the Mississippl valley near Meniphis, | Ten _producing. lght Tains over a narrow belt trom Oklas héma eastward’ to the Appslachian highlands. = Temperatires ‘remain lows over porfions ‘of the Roeky mouritain region bit continuesmed- erate for the season east ‘of the plains states. Conditions faver for: this. vicinity fair .tonight and Thursday; not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: Atlanta 72 5% Atlantic City . b 40 ‘Boston. . .. 42 34 Chicago wen .85 30 Berlip, Germany, Oetobér 12, 1925 at the age of 42 vears. Proof.of It! n you tell Raoberfs: “Emerson sa: that every defect which-a man hap is 1¢ally a help to him in Jite”" . Sommiers: “Hc's right. T know fellpw who stammered so badly tha he was néver able to propose to a girll” * mune to ecriticism, is not lkely: to forget itaelf.to.such an extent as to bs infiuenced by the supér-lobby, €s. pocially’ afier Its presence has been generally exposed: : Driving a 1obby infa the open.is the best wayto nullity . its: work, That is being done. After the inquis- itors get started considerable more will be driven into. the open, and all of it may fiot be Iy white linen. Reperts trom China indicate that Lindbergh isn't the ‘only Americsn diplomat ‘up in- the ‘air most ‘ot the time. —_— THE ARBITRATION BUSINESS France and the, United States, which have been engaged. in a diplo- matic discussion over a special anti- war -treaty, have not been sble to agree over the details, and the out- look is good or a permanent dis- agreement. Comes to mind.that the 56 or so members of the Leagus of Nations agreed under the covenant .way back in 1919 to submit any dispute which might lead to a rupture either to arbitration, judiclal settlement or te inquiry by the Council of the siclan? . t A. . That was the nickname of { Thomas Greene, Bethune who was born blind. and » slave, near Colym- bus, Georgia, May 25, 1349. He ex- hibited unusua) musical talent be- ‘fore Ire was 2 years old and played the ‘pigno when he was four. He was able to imitate * birdp, rain, thunder, efc,'and could immediately play any selection after hearing it once. He appeared in his firts con- lcen when he was 8 years old and traveled extensively through Ameri- ca and Europe. He died July 3, 1908, Q. What does "buffet’ ‘when applied to a meal? It applies to light refresh- s and sdver- & gtrictly amalveie Quy “elreulation. statistics ere upes this sudit, This insures pro- gt fraud in mewspaper: d's- to ot matiomal. ard 1 you think America has nothing like 3 dole for. the unemployed, ask the tirsd’ gentleman whose wife takes in boarders. £ # akesis ¥ Sad Case! A rather stupid, goofy oat Is Nathan ‘Curtis Brett, His ideas don't hold water— So the poor old bird's all wet! s A * —B. N, Mason So a Western ¢chool {8 teaching girls to walk. Sending them out fliv- ‘vering with pergistent. petters might do for a short course. THE PUNCH BOWL Culinary note: It works with veg- etables, but you can't make a hus- band tender by keeping him -in hot water. 3 - ‘s . Newsett Square; 7's . Newsstands, Estrence Grand Custral, d3ad Btreet. s - ‘You can get an answer to any question of fact or informatien by ] writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1333 New York ayerive, Washington, | A TRYING TO GET THE GOAT OF MR. GOODWIN ! The political spat in Massachu- sstts between Governor Fuller and Frank A. Goodwin, state registrar of With Mayer “Bosey ™ Gillis at the helm, Newburyport. Mass, has ex- perlenced quife & publicity boom Byt the firet new industry s wtill to “Mitt Oud Der Dough!” mean Troo der lean years und der vuns, fat be found. ek . And there is the possibility that the Emith collegs student has run off ‘and got married. Such thinge have happened; but then. it i only League. Tt 18 true that this comprehensive anti-war provision ef the covenant stil! 1eaves certain loopholes for war case of disputes. For instance, the Council of the Lesgue may fail to repert on a dispute within six motor vehicles, doss not reflect glory upon the Bay gtate commop- wealth. The main trouble lieé in the fact that the motor registrar is en- |tirely too indspendent fo suit, the | governor, that he does not play with ‘the .organization, and that 2 Repub Does I linger mitt no dough, Mitt no fire to varm mine tootsies, Ven it everywhere iss ene Mebbe you will kinda help me, Mitt der smalles’ contribution, So dot ¥ can varm 1hine. tootsies, Und improve mine constitution’ —Mona lles D. C, enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and matital advice cannot be given, nor can eX- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive’a pér- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- ments served standing up. -This ex- pression is used- to distinguish it from a meal éaten sitting at a table. Q. s there any rule about re- taining the final “h" on the name ofa city such as Pittsburgh or Har- risburg? ¢ A. There is no dafinite rule,”. it beiug merely a_ matter of usage. At the request of the city govern-- Denver . Detroit . Hatteras . . . . Jacksonville Kaneas City. .. Los Angeles .. Miami .. Minneapohs . Nantucket .. o . T8 .4 . 58 .76 . 36 36 62 42 22 30 56 54 as 42 22 32 a: possibility % Q. What i§ the American ex- change value of French and Belgian francs® : A. The present value of the Bel- glum franc is about 273 cents and of the French franc 3.49 cents. .'Q What is the plural of tea- £poonful 2, A. Teaspoonfuls Q. Can an alien who enters the United States on a visitor's viss. and Uncle Eben (lately returned): | OVerstays his time be naturalized” ‘, 3 A. He has no legal residence in fy 3 Aoy iatiome; apd POliCe | {hin country.and cannot be natural- en's sass! s Q.' Who were the members ' of the Electoral Commission that de- || ' o= CLIP COUPON HERE c1ded the Haves-Tilden contest and || | 7 Y ENTEFTAINING EDITOR, Washington Buresu, New Britatn: Horald what were tMir politics? 1322 New York Avents, Washington, D. C. A.' The commissiop consisted of 1 want ® copy of the bulletin TEA CAKES AND PARTY PASTRIES, uncancelled, W. 8. postags tng : monthe, as required; or it may fall +o report unanimously, as is also re- quired ] These loopheles are. pretty large. 1t Will be noticed. Yet public epinion might help to bridge them. Between France and the United States not even such & thing as pub- lie epinion has & chance after the diplomats get throngh. Then. there are the four Locarno treaties. eigned in 1326, with Ger- many on the one hand and France, Belgium, Czechoslovakja and Polana on the other; also two other similar France and Ra- mania and Czechoslovakia and Spain. Theee also are 'anti-war treaties, the parties agreeing to sub-. ' -_— mit to pacific settlement all dis- A dry raid, to be successul. must | putes-ot every kind except disputes turn out wet. “holonging to the past.” or -these rising 6ut of events prior to the treaties. s But in dealing with the United States, Monsieur Briand® sees. the neceseity, of adding words about “aggression” into the proposed treaty. With some sorts of treaties Unele Sam has hard luck. Two fiffhs of the pretty treaties projected-at the Thihgs even up: Those who occupy ) front meats at a2 musicil comedy usuallv occupy the rear seats ‘in church. New. Haven .. T 34 New Orleans abain 88 58, New York L 48 38 Portland, Me. ......... 30 28 READ NERALD CLASSIFIED ADS| Washington . e S Happr, Though Married! kindly light,” Jim calls his wite, " They never fuss or fight, When she torgets herself at Bridge, He says, “Lead, Kindly Light! —Rena Angels lican. daes not impress him as hav- ing special motor privileges over o Demperat. ‘True, the motor regis- trar has made more statements to the newspapers than any other pub- Nec official in Massachusetts; but that probably is.due more to the fact that the: others have not made enough. The old-style politician does notrbelieve in taking the public into confidence and prefers to’do his po- ditical deeds in private. Good:rln ton enough, but let's have a lttle prefers to take a stand and then || o' yriggernomotr take the public into his confidence, Lok explaining ‘the why and the where- Americanist: A smart lanwyver us- fore, and letting’ the public judge sai.med liars to impress a dumb whether he i correct. y ¥ The picayuns nature of the Fuller- Goodwin feud ‘can be judged by the tact that it was brought to a head by the appearance.of the codfish that had. been imprinted on all Massachugetts automobile license plates this year. The registrar joined in the general merriment by admif- | Trings are jn pretty good shape ting that the ‘codfish looked more | There's never a “great leader” un- Iike 2 bulldog without lege. Governor 1ess the country has a great grouch. Fuller, zealous for the honor ana BTy aignity of the state, thought this was helping to drag the common- weaith in the mid and has decided to dismiss Gdodwin from office it he can. Whether this can be done or mot remains te be seen. Anyway, 111t is, the. chances are bright that Goodwin will worry the grand old | party by running for the governor- ship nomination in ' the primaries sgainst Lieutenant Governor Frank G. Allen, the hand-picked candidate of-the organization. £ Goodwin originally supported Gov- ernor Fuller, but recently apologized for having done so! He has been in office eight years, was appointed by the Legisiature, and there are these whe claim he comes under , civil service classification. . He his op- posed®all the politics as played by the governor, and it is not surprising to ind the governor a bit irritgted. Goodwin's public following, however, is o great that the grand old party 6f the Bay state can find no quicker way to court political -difficultiss than to fire the flery motor gladi- ator. ment of Pittaburgh the spelling with the final “h" was authorized by the Pest office department _Only heavier-than-air fiving ma- chines need to be registered in Con- necticut, these lighter-than-air, ke toy balloons, not being expected to |niure_anyene it _they happen to alight on the cranium s the peace makers er warry about being Blessed They need out of a iob. Two Kinds Uncle Walt: “How was the food down 1n_the city, Eben?" Anothet proet of the new Ford's power is itz abiiity fo knock two hundred dollars 21f the pricé of oth- er cars. TEA CAKES AND PARTY PASTRIES Recipes and full directions for making the most delicieus array of tes ‘cakes, dainf ‘es and tarts 6f il kinds to be served at. bridge luncheons, feceptions, late suppers and large and emull: sffairs ef sl kinds, ‘are conteined in cur Washington Burei latest bufletin. - Pl out the coupon bslow and semd for ‘it Yale - university increased the cost: of tuitten from $350 to $400 & year, this without creating a ripple of excitement among the ambitious youfhs who manage to work their ‘way through the halls of learning. Y L e [treaties between When talking ebout fnsanity while dolng wrong, what did Adem suffer from when he ate the apple? Maybe dry-agents haven't educa- pRe Ty Ak # —Paul D. Epitzer SPIRES AND GARGOYLES Carres-e-s The broker staggered. back an ran his fingers through his dishevel- ed hair. The ticker-tape dropped from his nprveless fingeres. 3 “'Wiped out!" he groaned “Wiped cut!” 3y ; “Ah?" sneered the Indian, who Senators Edmunds, Morton and and . enclose . herewith five cents in loose, Frelinghuysen, republicans; Senators #eunps, or coin to cover poi 4 osts Thurman and Bayard, democrats; 'NAHE 8 Representatives' Payne, Hunton and STREET AND NUMBFR Abbott, demoarats; Representatives cITY AT : Garfield and Hoar, republicans; four L T-em s reader of ‘the Dully New Britsin Heral 3 instices of the supreme court who N Y S, WA e O R - had entered witn drawn knife. 'and | chogs 5 fifth justice; Joseph P. now [have revenge— et onE @ am | Bradley of independent politics, whe . But there was a startled scréam |y iine'baen appointed by President |- trom the girl who-was tied to the |5 410 the oftice, voted republican divan with silken cords . A nNegr0 | gy g gtrict party vote the commis- had hurled himself from the camel. | o "s ideq in favor of Hayes for He was accompanied by an elderly | nregqent banker, who would have committed |" o twhat are the designs of the sujcide had not the cowboy. Who |gwivs and Stamese flags? stood nearby, wrenched the gun| o The flag of Siam is red with from his hands. By this time the |, Tpnita elephant; the flag of Bwit- naval officer had torn loose {rom |,erjang s red with'a white cross in the traffic policeman and ‘hurled | ¢} centetr. himself at the cursing owner of the:| @ What is the per capita wealth Bar W ranch. of the United States? “At last, girl, T have you where| . . g3918. 1 want you!" hissed Terry the Gun-| Q' Who had the’principal roles In man, but he dropped when hit & {the motion picture “Three Bad terrific blow oh the mouth by the | afen"2 ¢ American mariae. In an instant all A. George O'Brien, Olive Borden was again chaos—a epectacled man | and Lou Tellegen. had entered the room in a wheel-| Q. What is the capital o barrow, and was now throwing £oft [ Kingdom of the Serbs, Croa cherty ples with both hands. Slovenes? Another morning had begun in| A, Belgrade Hollywood! § Q. What is the unit of currency in Jugo-Blavia? » A. The dinar. Q. What is the legal difference between an academy and a semi- nary? A. Academy in its original mean- Tdeas must be imparted while kids are young, but can you imagino a emall boy getting a thrill playing with toy pacifists? SH1l, it wouldn't be called an “itch wave” if a dozen or &0 of America’s 120 millien had the itch. A Maybe those fires in W'nhmncn wtfi dfic.to pne of the lobbies run- ning amuck, or maybe a red hot peceived from Mr. Sandino A ONNECTICy~ | CON s, ICUT CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Electrical Machinery in Connecticut The manutacture of e'ectrical machinery, apparatus and sup- plies is Connecticut’s fourth greatest industry, in 8o far as value of product is concerned. In comparison With other states in the. union Connecticut's product in this tndustry is seventh in value. f . ! Although Connecticut does not rank among the leaders in pro- duction value, the value of her product increased ¢479% from 1914 to 1926, whereas the value for the 48 states increased 259%. During 1914. the total value for all states was $335,170,- 194. Connecticut's share was $14,330,000, or ¢.2% of the total. During 1925, Connecticut' plants turned out goods valued at $78,365,923 or 5.080; of the total for the United Statas which was $1,540,002,041, Massachusetts, ranking eixth during 1925, produced goods - valued at $147,056,901. New York was first with a product worth $239,262,117; Illinois was socond and Pennsylvanis third, having a product valued at $237,301,78¢ and $236,843,493 re- spectively. - Ohjo was fourth and New Jersey fifth, % Sixty-tive Connecticut factories employed an average of 16.- 455 persons during 1925, the wages and salaries totaling $23.- 122,634, Materials cost $34:245,876, Some day a-daily newspaper will be .able to go to press without chroniciing & -meotor car accident, and it won't Nave the tone of 4 Tegu- | Pan_American conferences of the lar paper.: $ past have never -been ratified, and T e even Panama refuses to ratify one ‘Wijit makes the Benate sore 15| which would put her in a state of that melther Hoover nor Smith is| war whenever we are faced with a member of that charmed efrcle. | similar trouble - But.in discussing such things w2 lead the world. We have more idea ists to the square mile than the re- mainder of the world combined. But idealists unhappily don’t. sign treaties. 71 n Up yonder we'll all have harps, And if you prefer a saxophone, you know what you can do. 1f two Marines can do g0 much for ‘rebels” in Nicaragua, it's a good thing none deserted to Hin- denberg's outfit the The police traMic department has and besn “educating”’ pedestrians for more than & year, and scarcely any- body.as yot has memorised the. first three rules.of the traffic alphabet It your neighbors are trouble- some, moving won't help. You ean't move away from the quality in ybu that makes them troublesome. —Btuart Bowers THE ASTONISHING CRIME IN MICHIGAN . 3 The admission by one Adolph .Ho- telling in Michigan that he kidnaped and murdered Borothy Schneider, 5, strains credulity to the breaking point, particularly in view of his highly religious nature and - his ac- tivities in church affairs. s Coming #o soon after the Hickman case it cuggests that fundamentally there is a psvchiatrie reason for toth crimes, although in our stags /16 was & Quil “day in the stock markét yestorday; meaning that the | wild-catters were taking a day oft to think: * There are no cuss words in the Japanese langusge, but thé Japs have comparatively few flivvers ‘to Ing was an association formed for start on coll mornings. 7 v mutual improvement, or for the ad- . = : /) 5 vancement of science or art; in later Mr. Goolidge may be' worrying 4 use, a species of educational institu- about the draft; but the thing that tion of a grade between the com- worries the Democratie party is the mon school and the college. A overdraft. seminary is “a place of education: any school, academy, college or uni- versity In which voung persons are instructed in the several branches of 5 T i learning which may qualify them lomorroN—Kiie aiavers DR 7 for their future smplovment.” . Copyright. 1928, Publishers Q. Has the president signed the syndicate f i : 5 ' ' Mickey (Himself) McGui GARBAGE DISPOSAL Hotelling made n interesting| The crux pf the argument against 25 Years Ago Today | Ickey ( im! ) cGuire For several years residents in the | statement when he eaid pr,,gm.,," permitting Frank L. §mith of Tilinois 3 northwestern section of fhe citx | about the Hickman case caussdl him | 10 take his seat.in’the United Statec |’ Save been sorely distressed about the | to commit-a similar outrage. Ha was | Senate was that h pted maney aispossl of garbags thereabouts |repelled by the Hickman affajr, yet | {T0M 8 utility magnate when he nas Complaints hate been made, but | the repulsion 1id not go €0 far as m‘l(‘hlirmsn of. the public ity com: they didn't hit the city hall bull's mission which had to fix eye. Now comes the distressing in- | There is no.la= in Dlincis and no formation .to the northwesterners | elude the polics deter him faderal 1aw on the subject; it is hat 1t 18 propesed to disposs of | Michigan deals with mafor crimes | M®TelY & queition of propriety, of mere garbags in fheir modern resi- | in an enlightened . fashion, as it 1s | MOFals while in public office, The @ential suburh, or close encugh 16| one of the few states providing life | 8anate committes has recommendad 1t to irritate the nostrils 1 the wind ' imprisonment for capital offenses | that Smith 12 not to take his seat, |{vceum, the seenic preduction of the happens to ba blowing in the Tight | €ane or insane, Hotslling will go|@nd the Eenate as whels ix be. |melodramatic succese “For .Her —or wrong—direction | somewhars tor lite according to law | l1e1€d.9amant At th f""",;;;";!,s:‘k“w_;;"::’,"’""’ e Thers may bs coneolation in the | made and provided Tha fury will | CODSTeEs s voted ‘o ® Haware 6. Momiphver fa2t, of course, that the plan at best | havs no difficulty in arriving at & ndt to acespt his cartificate of elac- (2 trip west in the inte Where's Gaitea”" :' & makeshift one. that within a|verdiet, and ~where reluctgnce to | {197 and thers iz no indication ou{f Fn;kn; SE;'; C;;d e iv‘_; He Nf‘:&;?:;:{;‘ "C;’ldr}“"::‘:vl::;':: few years an incinerator will be pro- | inflict the death penaity might sway 1t il change its attitude. Smith's feited €, W. Stevens and J, J. Fite-{ 108 5 vided and all the present evile will | some punctilious abont | ChaNces havebeen mil from the ekt | ymmons in a debate at the Y. M.| .Professor: “Indeed? 1 must write disappear. But until then the out- cending an insane man to his death. | There is 1o law in T1linols 2gainst | A. and eetablished that jury de- |3 letter o his folks telling them that ook fs dark: and there is 10 cor- | there will be no diffienlty oo fhis | C2MPAIEN expenditures. The federar |rieione need not be unanimous. he's failed in on= of his studies. Now talnty how lang it will take the city | score in Michizan. In that respeet, | “OTTUPL practices ,,,‘\.\:7'1\4, ':ffl.'vf‘;;( Y.':: fi:v;:“tvf [ all upon Johnwon. ‘Aim your ritle fathers to spare the money for an | gt lsact, life imprisonment has an | clared uncoustitutional Ly the &u if vou are all ready to recite T will 3 eventng. They were ditided into at the boy next to you—fire! That incinerator. Things sometimes move | advantags over capital punishment. | PT®M® Court, fhts hiaving taken place | five squads and will compete against | was well done. and 1:&hall mark the Mr. Emith slowly, especially in the case of Im- | The legal provedurs i expedited and | 1P each other on February 11. F. H o 1»4|p-r cat. Naw ‘ull the rast | provements that cost money. | made certain ieowiores ala xick SioiAfe eihir-a | Hotme §. Wood s ors L. Weed § o6 e CBR LIS RLE it i ’{,‘~ are among the Reds, while the other: fire! Now we'll have stretcher drill. ) s The number of ambitiour garbage e sfate or federal law, and thefe “as | cquade are the Oranger, Blueg and | Higging, why wers you abseng yes- collectors and disposers. who made THE POWER PROBE | no evidence produced by the Rieed [Whites, with an advanced claas in- | terday? 2 e their pressnce felt through the 1IN CONGRESS | committes of 135t year that any |cluding W. H. Judd and w. i T:u-nnd Student: “Well, sir—1—" 1 ’ . atonis | Eonata P i S Represemative Cooper introducs rofessor: “You'H szpend the medinm of bide, i« astonishing. | nator Walsh of Montana Hv.uvl | T'"' v Wy lw," the 1eETMutiTE today 4 D Ak ! of your sophiomore. esr i the There ‘#eem to bs more preudo gar- | 3s one of the original inquiritors of | fire case, therafors, hingee upon the |ing it a crime to cteal 4 puppy and Ruardhouee! Take him away! Now Dege collectors than places laft to | the eil srandal. iz not barking np question of propriety, mhether Emith dispose of the refuse, which ix ex- | the wrong free when he turne his | 22 utility chatrman ghould have ac- " Tha ‘president of the Lehigh Val- ley. rallroad hes retained control of the iine after & fight with the Loree interests. Al one needs ' fo know 1s that'J. P. Morgan backed the victor. Correct this sentence: “The cake- cater atooped bver.” said Ne, “and! kissed. the flapper gently = on nwi Farmers are claiming that air- Tirow, plenes annoy chickens ‘and cows, thus intsrfering with the food sup- | of civilization this fact in all prob- ply of the aviators. ability will have little bearing upon : —_— the punishment meted out. SMITH OF ILLINOIS HAS SLIM CHANCES By Fontaine Fox. {¥rom Faper of That Date)’ MCGUIRE CAME ACROSS THE R: K. TRACKS AND DRAFTED ALMOST EVERY KID IN THE MORE POLITE RESIDENTIAL BISTRICT FOR SNOW SHOVELING . Charrman McMillan of the com- mittee on water supply and light has received satisfactory assurance | that the Welsbach lights, fault with which has been found lately, are to be looked after more closely in the fnture and the carporation. counsel will not be acked to move further n the matter g * Tuesday evening 2t the Russwin cleanss his mind of impurities, Nor rates did the fact that Hickman failed to ‘How's a fellow % iFow's t . gonna’ get any Howard's Mother's 1dea of & Mili- tary School! Professor: “Dear me, who is ab- sent this morning” Where's yvoung Brown? Oh; ‘ves, I remember now— 1 had Him shot br (he firing equad for cheating in an exam. Sad! jurymen % % 94 im Ry | act has been ge- 'F | | i Newherry case. | v -Q!‘ 3 erry case. o el corruptly apent. The en cepted money from the state’s utili- i unearthing 3 community of ¥ interests in the person of Eamuel throughaut | Tneull interect among power utilitics ent More' mency. infart. war spent Fitzpatrick may be stolen with impunity. The throw!” (BOOM!) same land. By and by there will be provided for stesling valuable doge. |'may-zo up ona! | The Fin ot gerbage bidders fhan places of | quirt: but the same fthing could | McKinley fotal was $514.145] the |I+ Hatch hae draxn up a plan for} Mre Adamc You eay vour hus increasing the penalty for dog theft. | Reberts, zhow us how to throw = vod ot that ne of the | attention toward tha pos p ETAa by, he 7o i g SOl T oL proponents of the new measure sgaw! Professor (sticking his head ant fhe present conditions are 100 leni- | of the wreckags of his desk): “That 6 184 160t Within the city for gzar- | the Uniteq States : et o e R 75 S The conealidation committes will w2 Dage purposes and then there is rcer It has b claimed that there js’ upon Senator MeKmiev, the Toser. | oy azaim Friday nizht and again @pobal; and alro. have been eaid of the oil srandal in. | Emith total was $455752 Perhaps ""’";"4' ‘;‘"fh are nicely balanc- |tand went crazy while trying to ! { od. the results ynetl of v o Bav gerived when wn incinerator | quiry before It wis started. For a | the Senate disifkes such wholeeals EUANGE pptet] 5f L DelarRroate e ey Z e Pontsive Por. 108, The Bl Synéicem, Inc At present a young, nnregistered dog | hand-grenade. One, two, three — ) | willlng Aleposers vlan to use the ! and heaiy penalties should hr‘“:r. very, wall ne Robherts. You tain ta be.even a greater proportion | 1o public demand for a pewer jn- | than in behalf of AMr 1th. The'| #restle with the ward problem. W. considered large enough Mra. Furlon ‘Yess. He has the