New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 7, 1927, Page 6

6 New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Daily (Sund: At Herald Bldg., 6 SUBSCRIPTION Year, 32.00 T % a ree M rtie; Joks ar proftable ad ulatio to a of the Associnted ted Press fa excl Member Associa to t wa cre ws publisl Member B. Audit This in newspape: th national COOLIDGE CHOOSES rO BL ELIMINATED having endeav hoose” with & “eliminated” th about the & tion he be less doubt words, Calvin wan horoughly understood that he 28 presidenti e, an Republi o up and select somehody n the 19 T wishes the n part Coolidge boosters should ro. A CITY'S DUTY BEING WELL DONI ard A city's duty tow its cl i ficient lly ca o overst ould go t only partially me are e in fact, when wie commo make children, no allowance when it was thoug! perhaps, that trail they the God, permitted to 1 others in should be could. d the W best they keep up with classes they wers end of allowed to at the o period, and start the t they be be same where ga . This festly was a grievous wrong petrated upon childhood inno wrong and totally unearning of for effect punishment in what it was How for child problems annual enumer of th our as advanced is atio vearly cement, tot children ial « anno who have asses maintain dvancement at the Walnut school. But it is gricvous to learn th 513 childr ped by physical or mental limita o4 the who are 1 are normal to such that it not is entirely d rribl pr W [ this is Blow from some unkind ha Entry into this worl ade, i -kind to its beauties provid Providence; ¥ vith so DEBATING CHANGES IN DEPARTMENTS nore pay pay than thout titles, and at this cconomy, or pusses dect that understanding possibl ored should erity un- his ts it is not d he v to ire nnot easily snored, or | was a day n to for backward ht it was they along idn't their “fail" or year, point ani- pe it such of is of indi- n, or al of d in for their | Hill ndicap- tions an ex- to hem stion rrow point for economy gets in its eay. s fire commission has dutifully d-clnlud to recommend the appoint- ment of another deputy fire chief, i frowned upon th lown for more licutenants—doubt- <# fearing that if 114 be too 1 with this were many generals the do val privates in fir o keep the department 1y ight to b one in admin- nt, and sponsi- of the sort of or- to be said in s in both th The slight and the of the depart le. There rable ire tments. differ of- is no rea a man or only d to is a pro proniotional ep- and stimulus effort fireman or police- varying quality and of for and loyal The i that the work of s of an 1 be to the need not considered more value ity of one fireman or policeman as inst an- other is erroneous; some men are than others on these jobs and there is no logical reason why their be office in should not rewarded due As previously stated, super with e of course of the prizes time. cost of anging up such official . and the effect spirt 2 departments great. < sli upon A PRESIDENTIAL REVIEW OF NATIONAL NEEDS . When President specel which he delivered to the Coolider opening session of Congress vester- day was quoted as saying he would have liked to pare it down to v *reasonable” length, but to do so fonnd Bimsel? unable because of tifarious he it to topics felt used up m disc can be no question that he ¥ words to tell his stol And one is stimulated to wonder as to how deeply it will enter into the public consciousness for this very reason. How many of your friends, r inetance, read even a resume of the presidential message? it credulity, Perhaps you did. It is taking no chances with however, to say that the majority of citizens did not fake the time to read the mes- Long messages will be. thor- oughly re Most the to devote sufficient time to such a procedure, ad; never citizen too bu message fails to reach more paratively small portion ople, therefore, 2 ¢ but that what is its i6 directed at be Congress; said to he President body cannot swayed greatly by what The Republicans will a says in his message pro-Presi- | dential gree with | eversthing the President says with- | ont | reading or it; hearing a message abont the independent Republi- cans remain independent: the Demo- ratic contingent remains hostile. ¢ message discussion ot th, said very little that he its goodly len 1he had | one takes up such | mportant issues farm relief one | finds he goes but a very little way in the dircetion of relieving the agri- itural sit along the lines de- sired by 1tior the farmers themselves, ! ferring the creation of a new fed- | burean to admini a re- ng fund to aid co-operative | i, On almost vyverything else lias stood pat, not going very fav direction; and whe omething definite is sug- doss not apply to wt. Perhaps the Pres- futility present Congress follow. On the sub- he o side tion, however, he is Mel oderate reduction; but th attitude. is ration of his former nt thinks of of the various glimpsed effectively inted lines the official compila- ssage. The 13 Setiiotio commercial aviation, 1 roads, canal T: farm loan eystenr Shoals, 13 ; flood control, I navigation, 50; prohibition, American Indian, troleum, 13; allen pro- ilroad consolidation, 1 10; dey wublic buildings, tion education, art American prog From this it is evident that the NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER | President thinks tax reduction is the | most important people, with importance, national de WHITE N0 xis advertised rtain tern white ot \orough-going funds provi Burean of Attempts of the 28 press this is said that tion has be cial report; port is mor T nit America system oper clared to have part ¢ tion implan especial moment that a agencies in gaged in sk York to Central Ani and doing 0 nd are and that it of shipping ports Juana, in south of Sa is most Ieft on the lit can he thousands of icans to sands of cr | place, and legitimate ¢ from the vietims usu: disaster as and t the i, 18 “Viee mien,” world bega tempting anifestations. clearly indi were exper to eliminate from the curbed, ma hazardous some other ugly cactus nihilation ¢ The Leag is primarily venting the ing victims system tha he thoroug wrive at th came gained the tims, Now, one | will happer the 1 the full ext to m them, it is little. Fron officials b of animosit ing satisfic main as they may however, the result vide iny creased s res, 1 ()ppo it Wiv ndin nily ine shown women wi RACH i~ Chica W will st's than 600 tr ers from York imals, w READ HE! this land. 1 Pa vis! to know othe e like? is a said Pope; committee’s h-going intima various gov ve been quoted in whe inter tosted pany "' Facts and Fancies| topic hefore 1 flood control ~vwml agriculture third, and | Py widower who s the c SLAVE TRAFFIC I YET CURBED he snooper o a job 1 here's s is being omen ar to the world in no & nes to respect his congress ns through the “No.” slav report of commi of the hate to disappoint oil Will horri Nations, which made a 4 o are investigation With ) fed by n Social Hygien the Americs n the 100- AR er-center wouldn't hav » chemistry nations report much danming infor: 1in the report. Sit tates does not go scot ssed in p the pub) all is W i citles no lonzer ¢ report would indi vast bootlegg 1 who couldn't ey store fool fly- ated by procurers is a gro find tunt, in soil. a ted in Americ of is the W so-called New York have been en- laration i li let's there how, a child calling cor is anybody who still | Now if knows theatrical test hipping girls from ama, vica and snder Tt his connection to I that & and enterta arn port in re given credit for be tial campaign n voters will decide ones: for all r the whale swallowed h. opposed to the tra ntroversy, may- ighting it consiste . to the Jon ntral Ame affi is simply d victims to C tHat Our priv g 1t E: ticians never Wi ing the farm belt o tighten yoli- | it he tr can sur except a reaching Tia 18 Mexico, mile t Tia Juana T extensive n Diezo sporting American contin tle doubt a frec it Amer tho ending it every year; \tertainers also vieit the ha twin beds, most of them wmay How tims o ntertainers is velief: the f the rmers the procurer the journcy to pol try icians who cultivate especially as ting for them. cultiy ally start their can’t helieve people wicked fower actresses, cabaret singers all : s miore A week of this then g o 100 easily the story. monster of hideous and sines proi 1bly HEES Lt Sam n humanity to curb its most obnoxious T cate the ancient v veal sn how Al gitficulties e iRy ws? Wel U] 2 1 the more of this symbol of perdition It has be extremely difficult and and s in the window uman 1c race. n | s Correet this “Gad:” said the mule driv ntence to follow, in this | countries; but like an Publish growth, it | Syndieate | r suppression. AGAIN SUFFE Dec. T P - lizzavd mountains e of Nations at prescnt e o Ak K concerned with pr h inten, today to the continuing procurement of unwil through in the brought middlen A ool other cold wave st and southwest 1 t exists in tries did to be- procurers, startin Wyomir md Colorado las blizz nadie nts = detective work ni also re- \eir conclusions; they Dakotas ate with the port confidence o is prompted to ask, what n | Observations ' On The Weather upon L 1 of 1 in the 28 star ke an impression rmments? Some Probably day. Rising and in Con- Massachuse and south shi hern in tonig temperatur nectient and will do very in fact a spirit be- d to permit things to re- to be feared L several of them v 1o the report, these no matter | the the 1 v are w bhad New York: : warmer Forecast ern be. In United States, Rain tonight s afternoon he ulate to stin 1urh- to the region tensity. - valley urveillance of doul ) do more tinere the Ohio lower lower valley Missis- a in the northern northern high pre is now proi : rair lake and {he on to \\ orking es, Secretary Says Dec T ® ippi vall ' snows plains | ssure ad- and hes Ihous the extend vicinity y rain and | athority dy of the At Atlantic o 1 the probiems and m 1dd 1 I made ha to he 1t have been the bull work do so fr of mar o nece: HORSE AUCTION Dee. 7 (P—The 1 st harness hen mor ers and pacers will be public anction at the 82 Chicago stockyards, Own- Kentucky, Maine, New “alifornia have con: d of ther 1.os A Miami . Mir Nantucket New Haven New Orleans New Yonk Noriolk Northfield Pittsburgh Portland, St. Lou RALD CLASSIFIED ADS | Washington idle in racing Monday stake Me. ing. came from the compressed lips {landlady @ l Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Fyery Year Its the Same Old Old Story! Dodge-cember we call it and this is We have to dod ire and bazaars | the month through, | We dodge through the shoppers, | home all the way rp elbows while females crochet! we Takes Brass! “What does your Marsh in-law Winters: Marshall Wi do No, vork.” HER OR HIM! 3v B. I, aiden could not pass 1 coy r by I crawled the blooming thing, With hammer, of string; toiled and swore worked benecath wrench, and piece T cranked; T sof 1 an hour—maybe mor At length T judged the thing would And smirkingly T told her so. 1so decmed it 1. for pay, no sho amiss | id have a seek— ed my r waist the kiss to ra gese Goldarn 1} dress!! HUMID Gregory: “Do you vour wife makes it hot ball: “Tt's not humility! mind when for vou Kir the heat, it's onard Halloran. | Spires and Gargoyles . Not So Bad! midnight and om a sound sl at hing w iim moon hung outside t win and its light he examined the room—the floor, the walls, the ceil- ything all i there! The came aga hideous knock azainst the A knock that might have been by the nuckles of Clarene » with sen somet < wror by or seemed but A door. made hand. Clarence shi bed. The door slowly. The ti inch—two inches seream of horror, comi in! Then, with a terribl door crashed in! A fi moved | into fhe room, slowly. Tt was robbed in white, Greenish cyes glarcd down at him like ls. An moan | noise slow, a cd and was movir it up in moving an co stifled a thing y er bhecame was a sound, the T Clarence heaved a sigh of rellef, rolled over and went to sleep, mur: muring: “Thank goodness it's For a minute T thought T her rent L0 just it a ghost. | was the | Clyne. .« o Point! | of the Spanish tortured by ices, but still no | his lips F serews were The Breaking The poor prisoney nquisition had heen hundred fiendish word had escay when the thumb plied he had gave no sign of weak- ening, and he had Leen placed on the awful wheel of the torture to no avail. He would not the wishes of his terrible And today he was to be placed on | ¢ 1ck! > vack has failed, T se 1 Inquisitor, when the ordeal “Will you pa- | demanded, addressing the “or will you submit to the ap- roon captors. . noted | this prisoner. worst torture The prisoner made no answer, and the High Inquisitor stepped out of | the torture chamber for a moment. | He returned with something heavy and sinister looking in his hands. “Now will you sign?” he hissed, “or must we put those on you?"” The prisoner's eves widened with | horror as he saw the bundle. Tt pair of heavy winter-underwear! Il sian? TN sign!” Le shricked. —Ronald Helsey Evolution! A Nasty Dig! i Mrs. Patterson: “Mrs, Nevins had | no business to be at that par Patterson: “Why not” Mrs. Patterson: “She was sitting around all night like a wall-flow Patterson: “Well, she looked like A pretty healthy plant.” Mrs. Patterson: “Why shouldn't | 2 The friends who were sitting st ,with her were passing enough dirt | {sonal r on old thirty-n of me 9217. R e | conot at Fahrenheit. Q. What is the tween ordinary lard and leaf Ordinary lard is ext the fat of the entire ar lard is taken only that surrounds the Should the | There will be p capitali around! . Shah is the when particular rwise. When did the for any flower to thrive in!” about 150 below —aArchie Timm. Look Making Pleasant? (How The Fun Shop) Hilda: t 1 ot de ions n't P Kidney word “Sha W Persian wo It should b speaking of “Shah" or oth Q. ike Fourst v 1 t dar A. January 1 Q. How old A Ssh was Ilinois, June 1 Q. At what Johnson and 7 in the major ‘alter Johnson w Ty Cobb 19. (And twentiet! Seem Clarenc ours, won't it?" Helene: “It'll Fatiie 1901 born Ch 1896, age a Cobb bhegin p! in (Copyright volunteer . of the word the horn A used to from vamping th arried a Vs mer Where can Ramon Where did t is a translation of “1l n'y a poi r son valet de chaml proverb QUESTIONS ANSWERED N can ion get an or i answer to any ation by ion Editor, New ashington Bureau, of o Britain Herald, W: 13 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for re Medical, legal and marital advice cannot he n, nor can éx- tended res be . A other questious will a per Unsigned ts can not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Edito G winni e by arch ke m to cle i Joseph and William Q Tow With what blows did floor Tuny sund of th A Demp- poll Rerlin av B. F. Jintiffs g from th buildin, past en carried out in the Fire Marshal Andre On East e iy fall in 1847 April 4 o, oy ast of {he h to 15 v day A Q ght $070,000, ore dayligh ed six inches ot s0 tightly Harry Hornik s Will udeville were month. past has b Q. ing latest A with 1 ture 1 am Colli n v A Join n apy arrange f picture He commi pper to ostello in * Q. Wh name Eileer AR I ans “‘my How sl IFork ks to come here, i m hishop has withd with ca Q produ States? A. nesota, Illinois, What Nel in Office Ohio. Q. Oklal nt by picces of | ¥ I called valent to vorth § marked “pleces of red e wp s will 2 peso or it. Q. Rock is he e i i i nationality K foothall coac What 1 is A is a D years What are lian Q. good carne A. They iecp red yellow : Q var Tnferior 1 brown. AWhat are the ury and alcohol? ury f Ly AND NUMBE ow zTo difference from Walter baseball leagues? firemen in peaking- | Novarro | the One and a physician were tak ‘meighiic T issud months, tholic ed te | the order and Father Bojnowski will | remain as pastor. He will be given an assistant, Rev. Francis Czaunai- ski of Trenton, N. J. The New Britain Clerk's Union last night passed a resolution urg- ing local people to do their Christ- mas trading in this city. C. F. Mar- shall, Joseph Halloran, and Adolph Ringer were appointer a commitee | to arrange for a Lanquet in Febrd wry zero be lard? racted nimal th h" al- rd for AMPHIO! N CLUB PLAY h cen- “Polly With a Past” to Be sented Friday Night is Blanche Sweet Twelve members of the Scnior High school Amphion club will take t in the first play of the present Friday when “Polly With u ast” will be presented under the years | direction of Mrs. Amy C. Guilford 5 The cast of characters in the play Iwill be as follows: Douglas Har- wood as Harry Richardson; Sten | Flygt as Rex Vanzile; William Has- well as Stiles; John Black as Clay Collum; Theodore Stack as Petrow {ski; Francis 1« Commander Barker; Doris Vanderbrook as Polly Shannon; Mabel Benedict as Mrs Martha Van Zile; Marjorie Young Myrtts is; Evelyn Sorrow as Mrs. D: and Francis Camp icago, laying this as as which | direct an Da Clementine 21l as Park Stu- vis, r. During a recent western Oklahoma exped ion into more than 180.- fish were gathered classified for a museum. 000 specimens of ‘0 be | nt 25 Vears Ago Today | ;fiClears el throat! 10 to of Coughing is usually Nature’s \d it | attempt to expel irritating phlegm from the throat and bronchial tubes. Help Nature toobtain quick relief by the use of PERTUSSIN, which is most cffective in freeing the air pas- sages and in soothing the in- flamed throat. 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