New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 22, 1927, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1927, Ly New Britain Hera'd HERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY Iswned Datly (Bunday Excepte At Heraid Bidg. 87 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES 35.00 & Year. 3200 Three Months. 75c. & Month Botered at the Post Office at ain as Second Clam Mall New B Matter TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office ... ¢ Editorial Roome . 5 The only profitable advertising med o the City. Circulation bovke And room always open to sdvertisers. pross Member of tho Associated Prest Lhe Associated Preme s exc usively on Itled to the use for re-publication Il news credited to It or aoi otnerwie redited D this paper and also loca swa published there Member Audit Burean of Circulatios he A B. C. la a nationa izt Vhish furpishes newwpapers And & sors with & strictly noncet Lna v rculation Our clrculation stailstics 1sed opon this aud! » e tion aga! traud newspaper ibution fgures to both mational cal advertisers. The Herald fs on rk at Hotallng's Square; Bchultr's Newss: irand Central, ¢2nd Street. sale ¢ Newnsts de, Earl Carrol umber of mew a dus high build were erect of An active r a source says But he was beauty, talking Thers question but it on the right si time. having been one wor money Fire advanced on the inists insuranc the city adr faced with over pass the increased to the ultimate consumer. wit in selt Every Republican dential bee net first declarcs hir tdge and privately dent chooses to stick to sald. buzzing for Cool hopes t While in this President Ogilby city the of Tr to forgot to cxplain teachers why the football s coaches get more p than the facul In spite arding tight picturcs w ported on cor federal comr have stopping the films dently don't bel not y in the papers and pro special notice from the in turn are too bu to FOOTBALL JOLLITY cannot h ion that One conel ball games are ties for jol This refers, house and done its best ball throngs. Officials are tions so tha! able to reme game. It m and there. There dim ages, wt to bed a main fireworks go is finl was a BEAUTIFYING TRIANGLES The pe of cit tition ably. This i las be properly 1 A STATI Why tie CENSTS fede fectly reliahl coming kne New Yo in order to provi ous politicians a census-taking, jobs to & hord takers, The secrctary of stat ence E. 8. Knapp, by di fice was at the head STOCKS, A SUBMARINE BAILROADS VS POLITICS AND FARES AND PIRATES ITRUCKS immort Demoerat Navy and learn a trade— of writing for magazines serles: A fes of the games s of world lady bugs are lice. Gentlemen still devote their sting the climate. kill howe tree Heathen are pleople who do with- the things civilized peo hamed to let anybody 1 who tries to dodge ually finds the road. detour unney is a late sleeper? Does »dy stand over him to wav away while he finishes his to be called is that frost soon that the ough g1 vine shades Natiol A nations must sit while small body 1n still and nations cuss Paying cash to the men; hoping the you doing it city of desti- rericanism: lidn't se if the Dolsheviks could see workers, they would call darned capitalists instead of comrades. Yet American ey devis car home you,” cried up so much ter brought from door 3 M. “How dare r irate father, “‘use soline.” will is wint you buy a new fur coat “No, just finish buying one like years. hardest. little relation hetween the The female monkey spanks but never Lecause she ue love if she still seems fier you see her at a foot- lling through a mouth AVING ALTERNATI ROUTES uch like men. Tt's nowledge that it can smash 2 in sight that makes a ave truck manners. hines are 1 would ho make modera come &0 rotten? “T bought ove my mind,” one of every Publishers UMENIA FATAL IRISH PRIMATE (Continued From First Page) lcaders from Conciliatory ) cconomic and ledie, he was an im- in Irish polhtics. i | wh the British government 7 sted districts board conditions along hoard it invited Bishop » join it and for many lered invaluable serviee mentary ~ 5 v, Vears Ago Today p O'Donnell’s prominence in hon movement 1 by rule was hairman in in 1917 the Trish up a o debate was one of it ctive part in convention p O'Donnell nd took partly owing ancial I warm- fiscal of yishop at Attalla to the O'Danneil en- of cocesion Card ized dized qw,' his nd sout e ajority orial ‘reated Cardinal 14, 1925, Archbishop r cardinal by rred on him ry Teeember 17 1926 1o came to s In Ol g me Olservations Cn The Weather For Saturday, rising . part increasing whance vard int is with- for mostly fair ud Sund Mississippi ¢ somewhat on New Eng Hook: Stron fair Suturday strong west tlook i turday terior of orth over north 1 northwest portion 1 northwest over south por- tion; ir Saturday | READ HERALD (L\'\“ll'll D ADS his n buying last winter.” | the | the ! nal ern Treland | the, —THE 0B PS— e | For ages, it seems, we have been reading diatribes against modern vyouth and hearing him excoriated from the lecture platform. Cr cism 1s focused against his morals, his irreverence, his general lack of " respect for standards of conduet Settling That Vexing Problem | established by the generation which Early! has become adult in years and de- We'll buy an aviation set meanor. In all the denunciation This Christmas for each friend, there have been few suggestions for we swear, the amclioration of the siuation. even those who've not flown Many speakers and writers have ex- T pressed the belief that modern youth { Will soon be taking to the air! is well able to take care of iiself nd is doing no harm. loiled down and stripped of unes- tial verbiage, the chief eriticism girls of today s that ifferent.” They lack an jutward show of piety, for examyle are more frank than their rown up elders were in discussing which were once confined in biology. They have » vencer of life and fook upon it in its natural finish. 2 Their attitude toward the opposit Universal sex is cha Boys no longer trea Rumors from Mars say the T e Lamat e (ns are going to glve the cart : e oea thaibonst ¢ new name Sy e " s no longer They'll probably call it the S e man’s Sphere.” ;- . which is now accepted as a sign inferiority complex. (€ their limbs in public in a which was oner 110 t sque stage, and nobody Send all communications to Fun shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York For Right Now Mrs. Hickson :“Before the ball, I want you to remember that it's the custom to dance the first dance with your wif Hickson: “Well, wind the phono- graph. We'll dance it right here and get it over with! —Mrs. C. C. Henl we go to boys and to th sandpapered class THE. FUN SHOP NEW WEEKLY 15 ex » Market northern manner The sparkling i i wwns Leaving lawn While swarthy men along the street Sell worms entombed in chest meat! Autumn locks at theater and in uses coats of frost upon the twios smoke in s, at d 1t par They o to roud | 1 they have d alcoholic bever- inguish between hooch and they on the ability of fa eir homes nd drink & to co oped | nojsse Shoe Market manufacturers say shoe has a out quicker than the Well, the right that goes on the uccelerator! Gold-Dizger The chilly weather A ¥ are probably just as manly at furnace in the eroyeres Thevidon! Is papa's red-lot ma fnct, however. = look with scorn upon members o < who make a hallyhoo abou The military posture en supplanted by of the shoulders. manner walking has to a gait which is a cross [ Detween the actions of a man ling into hed and the rolling Most of them appe were just about to m bored at i w's goi to be donr who's going to do it? a eirls will be is the big- Parents may as 11 hands in despair sider the manners and of their ildren be- ges. They ca 00d stuff pass 5 and Shoe that {1 tendency 1o wear left yerson who mixes drinks. Many of them can mix themselves and pride them art the drinks he onc Ives or sneer at what us e 1s standards of mar as men ¢ e the and Novelty A Philadelphia man has just cele- ted his 104th bir He is said to have attributed his 2, to being born in 15231 GIER: Reason Enough! “Why did Ellen beau?” of a sailor. ler r gallantry given way just stroll ar as yawn. Arline: er elderly Harriet rheumatics!" rom g nig 1 they They s 1 wen, — hout i AL Boys w (Overhcard by E. R. Brainard) sirls Andy Ames, the ne-plus-ultra no tary public and fertilizer of Shorewood, peeled a carrot took a bite. ‘Maybe,” he said, “you've never veryhody \Leard of 'Spike’ Turner's hen Ales exert “No? Well, Tl tell you ahout her the } the mother instinet tood us an elephant, and she hateh There are « litter of the cutest chicks you ever nt of pseudo philosopi saw the “Spike’s impeached road, and there was a argument in Tnsids truths which chick left with t The autos got the duty upon and 11 be Parent H hoy influenc salesma cl does it control in the morals and in great truths which since an out e s hig ack 1 on i try which son can destroy; vhich cannot 1 re house set close to lot of auto- by all a week ther world; Ale continue to out eternity. It is to impress the “Alcazar's heart was full of hatred children in man to man and 1 revenge! woman to woman talks, devoid of he gave hersclf a stiff neck amor. Perhiy 1z at tires. The rubber will not be soft, hounced when she lecturers and and her head would ime living wrenching her neck undamentals This made her all th Maker of All Thi “But she was helple his spiritual a wel- a hen do against an au Alcazar thought and thought, tinally an idea came to her. She ate half a keg of nails. “And then down the road. The first came along hit her. And the hit the tire. There was a bang and the then a sizzle. Aleazar died, had her revenge! “Yes, sir,” said Andy Ame the cider!” the mobiles on it of there are was 1 brood. ot every zar's will of t blazc one iroug pa g myth and arti peck being then modern youth our s0 pecked it to fly back, just as good obsery o madder, posed by the it can for and physical upon assorted ni time a 1a arly too late or thing nd there wasn't a nails quarter on the check room plate and place wasn't full and they had but she o table which wasn't too far away from t 0 esira or too near the “Pass tass horn or out among nNCers Jor over heside the windows or | e by 2 ra and the boy nd girl drank pl gor ale and liked it and they till up 1 b dish in seven minutes and ther was v of cracked ice in the dish on the table and iter was always hovering around anxious when he was wanted or conveniently far far away when he wasn’t wanted and the dance floor asn't jammed and the party at the ext table didn't get tight un! bois- and familiar and sereamy il i e e audon: ted about intermigsion ty & and she i f at the boy irl didn't ! ot mad and ti ok for the came dollars and 1 these fairy tales they make us feel boy took when the: they were de 't say she walked calmly auto that oy 1in didn't always pl , to serve | | | | | W terous | eve- nts and dar inyway, children, played who was just and could cr what were trumps for at six minutes and she didn't rily when the other side ing ten tricks on her four 1o trump bid and she didn't say oh I'm so dumb at cards and we didn’t = Wy Wiy doing fine for a be- Were Watching Hert nner dn’t want to go out (who did not attend a ré- and find welght anywhere football game) . T'Hl bot there was some cheering and yelling when that fellow made a touch- the down.” with a (who “Nope, Came out wpon a time we bridge with a girl ing the game she reme Sugzested Tome! Beauty Treatment at you're 1 we « Neald cent a sash Gee Farrar, door opened, broad and (i Joyous re was A Jon a father. sighed fine. You know names in mind. Ray, if May, if it's a girl. I going to have to u don't say. What was | the matter Carter girl in a s was getting stand inly two boy—and one am “Just at that moment a and shee to her seat in the \\ hich —8. L. Strasny | use?” | £ Ihe Not Until Then! ! face Shouting to the contrary “'S-s-say aren’t enthused over tell me I “Jonas,"” his hand shoulder. Jonas, can AL Alberti name that = | Tay: Worse Than That! Mr. Jonas paced the hall nervous- 1y as the minutes slipped by. Then doctor laughed, and Jonas' paled stuttered to use hoth the doct young now of he got said on th Mu people aviation. Higgins: “No, until they Planes!” inst and they won't he buying used- steady. another May and dy think with you rhymes ——S8ylvia 8. Flash (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction i 21, Forhidden) Makes Random Observations On the City ana Its People ti- SERVER— ———— i | ! | | | o IR S — and she didn't to look at her hand while the others were waiting for her to lead and then say oh is it my lead and she didn't leave us in a one double hid and she knew enough to take us out on a one no-trump bid and she | didn’t bid up to six just to beat the other bidder and she didn't trump her own trick and she didn't say | who dealt this mess everytime she didn't have cight cards of a suit headed by the ace and she didn't think that singleton aces were hard luck and oh we can't go on because it is time vou kiddies were in bed and next week we will tell you the tairy story about Cinderella. all this fuss about the cross- | the Atlantic? If charity is <in at home, why should not | m do the same? It is all well to exalt those who make crossings of the ocean, but what about motoris who get through New Britain without a mis- And furthermore, have there lucky enough to do this? Why ing of to b hierol very safd any take fifteen minutes | | the Connecticut State proved that that confidence was jus tiffed by an enlightened stewards {and fidelity to the hest interests « his city. Mr. Brady's opinions were sous in disposing of strictly munici; matters, his thoughts helping mo! the city charter, the foundation ¢ | the local government, ‘ In his private life Mr. Brady d served the esteem accorded him. Th name of Brady avenue should stan as a tribute to one of New Britain’ most illustrious citizens. Mayor Wel de support in opposis the substitution of the name Tyl | for the name Brady. BIBLE GLASSES IN STATECONVENTION New Britain Men on Program ai Annual Session in Hartford The third annual convention of deration ot Men's Bible classe: will be held Saturday afternoon and evening of November 5th with the Bast Hart ford Community Bible class in the White church, East Hartford. W ibt it and therefore suggest! some darcdevil automobile | owner try a fety first” trip from one end of this city to the other Assuming that this really note- worthy suggestion is accepted, we! €0 on to give the log of one such| ort, taken from future issues of this paper. July 20, 1 ol car was ready wit Ch mobile at W awaiting clearing to Stanley Quarte f@rt to establish an rst record for the Jnly 21—Augus with variations. August 6, 9:40 a. m—With drying | to checr him, Capt. Oscar off from Willow His hop was nearly a collision with a Berlin Spanish War monument, skillfully dodged and sight up South Main | t. Oscar Horse- | his $-cylinder | illow Brook park, | kies for his hop park in an ef-| official safe jo | peat same | st H Brook par warred by s at the lut Hor as lost to street 1:45 a. m.—Passed South Main | ind Blis stre at strong specd | 14 <hted at South Main and Rockwell avenue by high scl wdent who had slipped out for a took car 2. m.—S | b0l —Held up at Main and by red light. Off by red | cets. ’ held up, when National | convinced | ind mission, | Horsecar took again and was seen heading north on Main street. ! | 10:04 a. m.—Horseear held vp at | Main s crossing by lowering of | cates | { 11 With raised, | Horscear 1 his trip 04 a. m. — The big Chuggmo- itself hehind a Stanley 1 to cut gain ain and m.—One: this time by traffic cided to beat red li corne 10:03 a officer of cld up Arch s more officer, It at m.—Having identity his sumed hile found t trolley down its st 11:20 a. m.-—Horsecar turned out Main into Eust Main street and ed up speed as he headed east m.-—Rain again falling hecoming slippery. Horsccar had narrow into Elm street curb and being | with only one ruined | and was ed st forc [ pici 1" land streef 11:23 a. n escd turning lucky to escape a. m.—Tire repaired, Horse- | t out again. 45 a. m.—Passed nort adise park at high spee 4 a. m.—Officially s \otoreyele cop opposite St. cemetery “12:01 p. m.—Reported in front of Normal school student stepping out for lunch. 12:10 p. Horsecar rived at Stanley Quarts report denicd; girl had just ag nd false and coul tell Chuggmohile wm roller. 1 p. m—=8till no word of Horse- r. 2:08 p. Hartford, Corbin Pla 5 p. m.- h end of nted by Mary 1 not ar- | fin fost from s m.—Hor Middletown, Springticld and Hong Kong. 3 p. Searchers sent out by po- lice and automobile associations | fail to locate Horscear. | | 9:15 p. m.—Darkness is falling and hope is being abandoned | | 10:06 p. m—Horsecar found.| Finding traffic ticd up behind a trol- | ley car at the end of the Stanley street line hie had attempted to avoid | it by turning down Sefton drive and | his car had become mired to the bottom of the windshield. August 7--Capt. Oscar Horsecar, | heroic auto driver, given keys 1o city by mayor. Announccs intention of ‘writing book to be called “Us. ! 1 1! Adavocates of a change in the name of Brady avenue to Tyler av nue should think well before the sist too strongly on the adoption of their recommendation. There is no particular reason why New Britain should name a street for President Tyler unless it be that other thor- oughfares in the immediate neigh- horhood perpetuate the names of presidents. | Thomas H. Brady was an upstand- | ing native and citizen of New Brit- ain. He was born on Brady lane, now | called North street, and spent all his life in this city to the development of which he gave generously of his time, his encrgy and his brains. He | was successful in business and es- tablished a prosperous industry de- voted to the manufacture of street lighting_equipment which was pur- chased Mrfarge quantities by cities throughout the nation. He also turn- ©d his inventive mind to the creation of other products connected with lighting which repaid him in fame | and materal wealth. But it was as a citizen of New | Britain that he was best known. He took an active interest in municipal and state government and served a term in the house of representatives of the state legislature. His clection to this office of public trust was all |the more unusual because he was a democrat and members of that party who have represented New Britain in the general assembly have not | | been numerous. Mr. Brady's success | at the polls was due in great part to | the confidence the voters reposed in him. During his term of office he | | next | chureh, East | men every Sunday | classes, | will have | other men !, | interest that men are ‘La!k The Men's Bible class movement has been on the increase for the past six years. It was six years ago month that the Everyman's Bible class of New Dritain was or- ganized with the Rev. Dr. John L. Davis as the class leader. This class | grew rapidly so that in its prime it attracted nation-wide attention. As a result of the influence the New Britain class, other cla were organizedgin different com munities of Cofnecticnt, many of them by representatives from this [class, so that today most of the cities of Connecticut have Men's Bible classes which meet every Sun ay morning, with attendances aver- aging from 25 in the smaller classes to around four hundred in some of the larger classes. The I3 Hartford Community Men's Bible class was organized on November 8, 1926, by a New Drit iin delegation, and had its first class scssion on Sunday, November 14, z 15 with men present, nday saw increasing interest numbers present, st Sunday of :nded the class s on Noiember 5 nest of the will ar so that on April 736 men ion, delegates larger meet in Hartfoxd, to inspire thee and better cla Three men of national reputation in the Bible class movement will have a part on this program. Rev. Lester Clee, pastor of the Sccond Presbyterian church o Newark, New Jersey, will speak at the evening session. He is leader of onc of the largest Men's Bible classcs in the state of New Jerscy Dr. O. F. Bartholow h: for 20 years leader of the Bartholow Bible class, Monnt Ver- non, New York, which has an en- rollment of over 2,000 men and an werage attendance over 1,000 morning, Thowas, song leadar of Federation of Bible of Rutherford, New Jersey, charge of the singing. The who will take part in the program are all men who have been successful in their work among lar from men's Bible the Whit 1o make men to classes plans and build more ev. been Johr R the Natiol Lie convention® is chiefly for delegates from the various classes of the state, but men who are not c nected with the Bible class move- ment are invited to hear and see the showing in this worlk. B Dr. J. E. Conger of New Britain is the president, and W. P. of the Hartford Y. M ciate cretary of the State Federation of Classes A lurge delegation will be from New Britain, ~ Program ni, registration of dele- Con Men's Bible present 1to 2 p. tes. to 2:15 p. m., song service. 15 10 2:20 p. m., prayer, Rev. | William H. Alderson of New Britain, 2:20 to 2:30 p. m., address of wel- come, James Johnston, president Bast Hartford Community class. 0 to 2:40 p. m., reports ph sident, trmsurwr and secretary 2:40 to 3 p. m., “Publicity,” Ernest R. Dechant, N.»w Britain, 3 to 3:20 p. “Y. M. C. A. and Men's Bible (,m.su,' 15 minutes, C. Calhoun of Bridgeport; five minutes, W. P. Grant of Hartford. 3:20 to 3:30 p. m, new business. $:30 to 3:40 p. m. surprise fea- ture. 3:40 to 4:10 ficers, 4:10 to 4:30 p. m., “Round Up. Rev. C. H. Heimsath of Bridgeport 4:30 to 4:50 p. m, Inspirational of p. m., national of- 5:30 p. m., social hour, u.'U to 6:30 p. m., parade and so- cial hour, 6:30 p. m, ice. 7:45 p. m., invocation; address of welcome, Dr. P. M. Snyder of Whitc iast Hartford, r. m., reports of committees. 8:05 p. m., address, Rev. James I. Halliday of West Hartford. . m., song. E P. m, address, Rev. Lester Clec of Second Presbyterian church Newark, N. J. Y9 p. m., quartet. 9:10 p. m., address, Bartholow, of Iirst church, Mt. Vernon, X The following national officers and leaders expect to be present: National president, Harry L. Slack of New York; national secretary, H. A, Bents; E. V. Kriedler, vice-presi- dent for New York state; Joseph B. Montgomery of Philadelphia; E. P. Turner of Wilmington, Delaware; song leader, John R. Thomas of Rutherford, N. J.; A. P. Peacock of Providence, R. I, national_ vice- president W. Noxon of Alexan- dria, Va., national vice-president. luncheon; song serv- DEEONT Methodist NO HOPE FOR HIM Sh 1 tell you our son will never get married. He's too stupid. He: But that's the very reason why he will marry.—Der Goetz, Vienna.