New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 16, 1927, Page 8

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Our circulation matistica are based upon this audit Thia ineures tection against fraud o Dewspaper tribution figures to both mational local advertisers. pro. din. ana Nes Times Entran: The Herald s on sale dally o Tork at Hotaling's Newsstand Square; Schultr's Newsmands, Grand Central, 42nd Etreet Broc go0d = Hurrah They had for The French idea of a for more than revenu 1t is not a Sty strict ploneering aviation, but mere- 1y to restrict a case With seats in the League ¢ Canada and Cuba will more important than in Another reason government because its national debt ros 000,000 last been constantly decreasing why tt looks askance at year, while ours Messrs. Trumbull, Roraback sat gether, but such delectable gather- ings do mot recelve as much public interest as when the visits hereabouts Binghat down to lun President’s son Nowadays apartments referred to in public print giving their street locations ulates inquiry is supposed do so—and gives the impression of being institutional. are being without It stim- to| ings or ired ack is well sat It takes no genius to realize that the aerlal derby across the will do better plon avation—such as Tt continent needs to he done—than courting the mercies of the Atlantie. The divers color schemes of many present-day automobiles is fying. The nation must be be more susceptible beay motor cars no ook like hearses. comir to longer Onr { struction inder way Gifts of small parcels of land to the city to enable small widenings at corners which at present force sharp | turns to be wherever it can be done tage. Such gifts permit provements which are of oontiguous property as well as to the publie, Apitul with its deserves emulated | to adva strect valie to Something, perhaps, o #aid about the “problemat of Miss Ruth Elder acr lantie ocean. She qut fifer, to keep adding to Good advice, a rept and evidently tion walt to fiy another 4 no telling how mu missing over the Atal of the year Mrs, asset Coolidge's sn to the clergy South I sonality i This is assuriing, smile of the first . ot TAPT nation i AT The tendering its best wie citizen Justice Williarnr and has reached the age o Justice radiates happine will. His popularity stantly increasing and he o of all fellon left the polit & professor @ confidence When he he became G. 1 NUTMEG UTILITIES y the U7 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 1927. Tech- rted of to SADVANCED TROLLEY CARS the All piece- of Mr. Rogers prion was ] H. mmittee in I €aloons re- e are no I'ights ain 1etors fore ft visitars New F stop an nt b sary to e Meriden High s i 1ally argnm 00l has vot- o0l into New Br High s cted to take vas annour nager Fox sterday t the Yal: ade double tracks handling is expected foothall tra will all be n order to assure the easy hiz crowd which Yale-Harvard he day of e cason been ¢ cars is be- Factsand Fancies e contrap- | nearing the | nger prohibition fewer men are the ne alf-shot at sunrise & Halutrora W cYeseinanly iecessarily catel over the con- nd Worces- | The en promised improvements. There is life in Seiemn has no emotional Intolerant people those who like their own faults n vours. are e same type of ir e proved Syt bob up in Con- 1ce of the law 18 no ex- and neither, Alas! is the gnorance Tgn RAILROAD PROSPLRITY Why shouldn't the railroads of the | | cuse law's TAKES OVER™ | | | ry experience “increased pros- | of the ’ automobiles and favor oLy " In spite depred of tru factors are in their can scarcely avoid enjo: benefits thercof. special ;s population Pathos: A woman coming out of auty parlor with an exalted look d no other proof of having been country, and incidentally the raffie incre population gener- steadily increasing. Hell i advertised e day 1 standstill for de- Heaven gets most of its publicity on and will remain that way for Stunday meet- {4 Jong time. One scarcely ever reads | S ng time. One scarcely ever reads|| .y SR L skyline belonged to the stoeple of the raiiroads, how- erv ver, has been at a ades the church e front ¢ of a new railroad being built. and sterday Big hoid- utility {ea i1 where this has occurred the terri- been in far | — Perhaps the least fortunate is the one who hasn't sense to make use of what sense which is big enough = ada Americanism: Cutting | the groceries; cutting up gasoline, tory opened up has Con- man enough he has. wvestern states not possesing railroad were prizes se- 4 2 es. One Henr: such new line is being down with on the stand geveral ional rail without parallelling the lines iroads need to do is to and add Having flled the hope chest and ned how to manipulate the can- opener, she felt prepared for matri- mony. tafie de- | e hia & Read-| After all, there is something ad- {mirable in the faith of the indigent man who thinks six hound dogs will keep the wolf from the door. Science says the domestle cat has ad 25 vears WO Sts of vocal cords. The in- ot o : 3 formation will surprise most people. developed in- | They thought there were two Sats. Only number ! eir lines new for the inevit ed the other veloping. rminal {n possessing no more 1t transportation unit | a greater B0oliEhe and only 15 hauled Koppers a greater number of ton gas while the ! pjjec and only ten carried more company will distribute s All it needs to do to is to “sit pretiy” passeng to the rail- the road's report The honeymoor real apron 2 thing eight ist given L and wait instead of a inches square ed Pennsylvania population does the rest. for 300,000 tons of stecl the am- the ‘ Watch onr smoke, says ! bitious factory town:; abolish smoke nuisance, says the city b to lay &l Z His mother expected the hoy to he leader but father made a guess when he picked him the largest The r order oad are enou tween P The ladelphia Pennsy and its a ¢s have no more mile- for a had are trailer, years demands vastly Girls of a former era didn’t have v a newspaper column to weep If they had a man's shoulder ) on they content. Coming to New England we ean t consider e £ No make a min make hour, ordi- those vatch the should he multiplied Roston Maine new i Sixty secon for . Hixty narily in- clock and 'y, Ior as been laid down an re enjoying i . Ao . There are more T freight trains | o this sentence: "My wife ver find W of my shirte” Britain than ' 5 belongs to six clubs but T is the same ol Barn 112 button of old right of way, racks and bett ODE TO B. W. B, Contributed B. W. . with ft. 1 humbly how Dic ; fquip- | d more freight business. heart my sky- s poem you sing northern doth my blinking freight 1es . & - 50 may not be e in ssenger business Bt ¢ busines of ter's passeng fraction of the in- tog ilroad. Tt's the as home- en on the 1 1 should owing glee e, or in telling s mine, will soon decline Fosh. the folks all n I sit down and try en no mowing home, howling dividends, ey are Lest known as big Y S rocarriers, And some of the ; hecanse osperous roads we have are in transporting | ¥ leficient WATER IN THE PARK - | B ’ atif pocm | 25 Years Ago Today eoin old S | aying the old game. to admit that. winter's old Dan Nature rostuff. For I'd be I pain and woe, if the ed with tons of 4 from il n. T shovelled snow to liwn indecd it might ¥ 1t many thanks for your warn- ing Also thanis for your to spend ong t up in Greenland's feasting on some 1rds. reading your cheerful my mind there is a puzzle that is, heck is What <k is, you' " or hout vonldn't winter come same sam moulders of the nt quit work this on strike, The in sympath lders who was dis- | carly eve strikers held closed doors < cany found vorse, It is said that the peppers has this variety not AW with peppers are his invite some izzards, clty rd's giz clected olent held ’ e Mel the Catholie Bene e yesterday ey, a T New Britain High school, | 1o has been employed at the Stan- | wear pant Rule and Level Co., has passed Harry B. Stillman, entrance examinations to the Plainville, Conn. convention now me who in T must "She cont grad- | the is over when she | better | !\ '\—/"’\ | OC‘( . funCho, i Jonae send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Our Complexion Hint, Folks! the sun-hurn now Autumn is here, But let's keep fun-burn n of good cheer. complexion should w lose Wwe the For that's the print of ca The Raison D'Etre? Roslyn: . “Some girls lonk aire as sort of sacred | el T they're that is always associated Judith with hims better | “Look here.Biz Boy. ain't no guy's lost rib! T guess 1 | At Time | Nostrand: “Does excoer the speed limit?" Jervise: “Only when it comes to running down some women ZgA your wife ever Lee. | l WHEN BLACK IS READ | Parting Shot She spent her month's vacation, Did Hazel Jean DeMant, In visiting her uncle, \ Who runs an ice cream plant. And when she packed, for leaving, | Her dresses and her undies, !'She sald, “This passed too quickly Though 'twa a month of sundaes!” | ~Naney . Coulter. The Honeymoon Was Over! You love vour old pants more than me Moaned poor voung Mrs. Fyfe, [here arc lots of places I can go.” He said, “Without a wife!"” —Mildred Lunnay. Mayhe So Although Warner was a small boy during the war, he hecame very familiar with the subject of German as a topic of conversation. One day while on a picnic, he drank from a cup and then handed it to his sister. §he rinsed it a num- ber of times before using it. | “I'll bet you think I've Germans:™ . he faid to her, accusingly Mrs. €. W. Shumaker. Rallrond Time-Table Writes to His Wife! (Found by Walter J. and Marion I Goldsmith) | The Man September 67 1927 Dearr; Wife Well, T eapect to be home soon, thonght 1'd drop a line to let | you know& how things Z0ing {along here. 1 saw Bill* yesterday Tand last night we visited until two, AM.8 The huginess” deal 1 spoke of is out of the before long. | How is your motherd I'm sorry 1 can't send you the money? you asked forjust at this time,as payday isn't until Saturday 1. Well, write again. Lovess from your hushandtt Jim. and are way Kisst the baby for me. T guess this is the date. No, I'm not stil Imad because you hought that hat & You don't have to believe it |+ No, he dian’t borrow any money " Played poker 2 No, T didn't lose anything " with the boss' hootlegger or spank. yon not that 1 care a whole not <o darned sorry it was yesterday, but you'll never Know I guess vou will fit lot when you need money Ha.ha! i1 darn the luck! It's Your Deal! (As found in The Fun Shop Joke Factory) Clem: “What's your wife's favor- card game?” | Stanles: “The game where you call on a woman you know is not at | home, and leave one!” ite —J. 1. D. DR (And as shuffled Shop contributors)— . by other Fun | Her Calling i Holmes: “Did my wife business card at your place + Kinney: “A business card? no, just a calling card.” Holmes: “Well, that's ine: leave her her bus- Mrs. . G. Heller. Way Clelland: “T played poker with that flying Ace until late last night.” Turner: Clelland to pace when ‘ Lost Every we got through and the deuce to pay after T got home!" —Richard T. Coan. now so I'll see you | Why How did you come out?" “Terribly. 1 had the Ace Sounded Like Tt \ Mathes: “I consulted Dr. Pearson today | Mathes: “What did he say?" Mrs. Mathes: hat | had cardiac Mrs, tron | 1 tell you| too much | “There playing Didn't fhat o Bridge were | —Emily V. 155(e 1327, Reproduction i Forbidden) | | i | | Morron. QUESTIONS ANSWERED You t an answer to Jnestion of fact or inforr stion can e any writing o the Q sshington Bureau, York avenue, Washington, closing o cents in stamps Medical, legal and marital cannot be given. nor can undertaken il receive a| ned requests Al Jetters | | extended Al personal other queetions reply. Unsi answered —Eidtor. cannot be are confidential Ts Hutchins an English or a name? What does it mean? 1t is English but derived from French name Huchon (brought zland during the Norman con- | Huchon is a French diminu- form of the common name Huzgh, w {s Teutonic and means m “spirit”. The literal trans- ation of Hutchins is “belonging to or son of little Hugh™ Q. Which countries in the world the largest merchant marine? A. Great Britain leads with 19, 340,787 gross tons and the United States is next 14,875,761 gross tons. Q. Are tur quest) tive with < aver white? A. White turtles are found among 3 They are alhinoes. i Q. Could congress confer on the president of the United the | power to pardon persons convicted in state courts? A. Tt would require an amend- ! to the constitution of the ! United States to give that power to the president. Who is the American minister all species. States ment . Breeck. | Why will oil and water not 0l is practically insoluble in | water, hence the two will not mix. | Q. What city in the United States is nicknamed “hean town™? A. Boston, Massachusetts, Q. Does the cotton-mouthed water moceasin bite under water? | A. The Biological Survey savs that have been published records of the cotton-mouth water | moccasin biting people in the water. | The possibility of being bitten is so slight that southern crabbers do not pay any attention to them | Q. How is “Balloon jumping” performed? A. For this sport, a Ioon not quite huoyant 1ift a man clear of the ground is at- tached to his hody by a suitable harness. A slight push of his feet ends him some distance into the air and makes it possible to | jump over a small honse | | Q. What percentage of the popu- |1ation of the United States paid in- come tax in 19242 A. 6.56 per cent. | Q. Were government receipts| greater than expenditures in 19267 | A, Tn the fiscal year 1926, the ordinary receipts of the government from customs. internal revenue, di- rect fax, public lands and miscel- Jancous amounted to $3.96 690, land the ordinary dishursement: covering war, navy, Indians. pen- sions. interest payments and eivil and miscellancous were $3.5584.087.- 72 Q. What is the latest for locating oil helow the the earthh? A, The Seismograph tortion halance. Q. In what court would a person | charged with forgery of a pension there small bal- | enough to | even Invention | surface of | | and the | | | within the jurisdiction of the federal { dian northwest. check be tried? A. It is an offense against the United States government and comes court in the district where the offense is committed. i Q. What is the address of the speranto North America? A. 507 Pierce Building. Copley (uare. Boston, Massachusetis, Q. How old is Mary Garden, the singer? A. Fifty years old born February 20, 1877 Q. How Long is the Piks's Peak railroad at Colorado Springs. Colo- rado, and what is its average grade? A. It is 46,002 feet long or rough- | Iv £.9 miles. It rises in this distance | about 79600 fest. an average of about §30 feet to the mile. Its maxi- | mum grade is 25 per Gent, or one foot rise in every four feet and about ona-fourth of the road has this! grade. The average grade is about | s9e cent Q What i meant rights A They are the rights of the ovner of property abutting a stream, lake or tidewater, fo the use of the | water and privilages connected with | it. Jurisdiction over rivers as re- zards navigation is vested in the United States congress and the con- trol of the channel of a navigable stream is under the federal govern- ment. In all matters other than navigation. the states have control over the rivers. Riparian rights, therefare, are primarily a matter of state law Association of by Riparian { | Observations | On The Weather | Washington, Sept for Sonthern New Fngland: Fair tonight and Saturday: little change | in temperature: moderate north and northeast winds Forecast for tern New Fair ‘tonight and Saturda much change in temperature erate northeast winds Conditions: High pressure vails generally over the 16.—Forecast | York: | not | Mod- pre-! northern | districts this morning with centers of maximum pressure over the Lake region and eastern Washington howery conditions are developing in Towa and Tex Two disturb- ances are developing in the western | part of the country. One over Cali- fornia and the other in the Cana- Scattered showers | ere reported from the north Atlan- tic states and interior districts. The heat wave of the interior continues without much change. Conditions favor for this viclnity fair weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yvesterday High Low a6 6| a2 45 66 50 82 6| o4 72 6 4 6 R2 " 1} £2 5% 42 Atlanta Atlantic City . oston Ruffalo Chicago Cincinnati Denver Detroit . Duluth Hatteras Kans Los Angeles Miami = Minneapolis .. 62| Nantucket .. e 56} New Haven .. ew Orleans ... New York orfolk Northfield Dittsburgh yof | was never happier than when at | two-headed ! 000 persons, I'to hold its next 70 | Portland, Me. .. St. Louis .. : Washington . MANY BEAUTIFUL STATUES ARE SEEN London Becoming Noted for Art Works 6 London, Sept. 15 (P —Artists and seulptors are discovering London as a city of beautiful statues, From all over the world they have coms this summer to study and admire the statuary with which the ¢ abounds. of the most is that of Roadicea of the Thames at Westminster Dridge. The of the Teeni is shown driving the chariot in which she opposed the Roman soldiers of the Emperor Nero. It commemo- rates the life of a proud. fierce woman who in rabellion against the Roman yoke and almost annihilated the famous Ninth Le- gion near London, killing some 400 Romans, Finally, when the Ro- man soldicrs in a desperate coun- ter offensive regained the province that {s today known as Norfolk, Boadiced took polson rather than again submit to Rome. Another favorite with sculptors 1s the statue of Richard Coeur-de- Lion beside the House of Parlia- ment. The famous old crusader, who raised an army of 4,000 men One artistic on staties Bank the Queen rose |and a fleet of 100 ships to fight the infidel. is shown astride his favor- fte charger, in coat of mafl and with his sword lifted high in the air. Britons are proud of the fiery monarch who ruled the latter part the twelfth century and who war. Despite the short lived days of the commonwealth, the statue of Oliver Cromwell occuples a con- spicuous place by the Houses of Parllament, and attracts the atten- tion of every visitor to the city who is familiar with the hectic Jacobean period of British history during which Cromwell had King i Charles T beheaded. The Machine Gunners’ memorial is one of the most beautiful of ths modern London statues. It is a graceful figure of David carrying a aword, embodying youth and strength and set in the trees at Hyde Park corner. The statue is dedicated to the machine gunners who fell in the World War and carries this trenchant com- ment “Saul hath Slain his thousand but David his tens of thousands. Minnealgli; éeeking G. 0. P. 1928 Meet’, Minneapolis, Sept. 16 (P—FEm- phasizing its equipment with a new 60 auditorinm seating 12.- Minneapolic is takinz steps fo invite the republican party national conve n National headquarters of the 1in- clubs, a political group with virtually every large is leading in the movement. asserted t the northwest has been handieapped by lack of a city with adequate convention fa- coln units in city It e Jone | cilities and hotel accommodations. Minneapolis has expanded fts ho- tels and St. Paul, its sister city, i3 prepared to handle any overflow. — { HOME GROU FYIN Fvery heme hns a yard, f which are blassed with more little attention on tho part of the aw reens, hedges t 1 principles tions contained in 1fying Homé 1= done it mext ye the coupon below and e | LANDSCAPING AND GARDENING The “k rounds, and now fs ti nd for this b 1322 New York Washi 1 want of the builetin REA enclose herewith five cents In loose, Aveny coln for NAME STREET AND NUMBER of the Herald T am a reader extensive flowars, our Washington grounds and gardens are to show CLIP COUPON DS back or side, as well as those can be improved with a natenr gardener. Landscaping and the “ines, I8 not dificult if one knows nowing how” is all_contained In the Bureau's Iatest bulletin on Beau- s time for the fall work which must results, Fill out ront, ground; letin: HERE = EDITOR, Washington Burean, New Britain Herald o ) | ngton UTIFYING HOME GROUNDS, and uncancelled, U. §. postage stamps or . sTaTE i e | e e el PARTING SNALS LOOKS LIKE A VHERE YOU ARE SHELL CAN MEAN ANYTHING AND BUSY AFTERNOON _ The Bell Syuicate, Tac) WHEN YOU GET OUT AT THE WRONG TLOOR LEAVING YOUR WIFE STILL ABOARD THE ELEVATOR_ . IF YOU TRKE THE NEXT CAR UP, SHE'LL PROBABLY PASS WOU ON THE DOWN (AR, AND IF YoU WAIT VERY LKELY DO THE SAME UPSTRIRS. HER. ALL IN AL T N Charl CERE Finan| Mo den Acc Wor marriz Worth Nott, The land, Septer Arthu land ated. werd Bot) knowr a sury and n the ridge, Lead and re broade the o ittle heen « of the| wards Gett chief_ copmi opinio) for a democ demo ton di that th No 1 campa vally the st in rece of eith Miss fngton third the Me In cor indges, of the ciety, Haven, hours awards sover Hortict state | In t fith w of 10 In the three prize a exhibit first a dragon awarde Mrs. heen o sington| cd seve flower The, finance town h tember of the the las| vosed