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e i 6 DAILY HERALD, sA18u; V 9F JAY, SE ‘PTEMBER 10, 1927. —_— New Britain Hera! HERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY Iseued Daily | At Herald B BUBSCRIPTION RAJES | 800 8 Yea $200 Three Monthe | Tic a Mon | Entered at the Post Ofice &t New Brit- | A aln as Second Clase Mall Maiter. The only profitable adsertising mediu 1w the City. Circulation b vrese Alwaye room Member of the Associated Lress The Ass Press i <ly to the use for re-p ton i we to 1t wia a s paper and also loca: b therein. Member Audit Burcau of Oreulation The A B 8 national orguniza whish furnishes Oewspajore Rdver a strictly hon Oui circulat The Herald fs cn sale Gally 1n_ Ne. York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Bquare; Bchultz's Newsstunds, Entrauce Grand Central, 42nd Street. | The ads continue under a ta a t planes and automobiles. They have | T their own smooth right of way ar weather conditions not i t unless there is an old-fashioncd zard. Cotton has greatly price; which is good |4 mews to the New cotton | mills. Cotton hose may | but what flapper fa we hose nowadays? appear t over the Narragans railroad is lil he Rhods taking a moon. wildly agitated over the train serv- | ice, and the railroad is o} 1 concentrating on thro the expense of cities en have been wond g wi | ragansett is the city sort of gricvance. | T Would Mr. H nomination? is be asked. Some- body once said that nobody run away from the presidency. Hughes Basn’t done much dodging so far. A daredevil stunt a or 7 is a fellow who wonld 7 4 ohence onl the broad Atlantic than I White House, wonddng what Ll to make of the extra roc b roof no longer leaks, | STUNT FLYING FAILS TO AID AVIATION “This 1is on time of |t putting a stop to lo flight over 1n 35 N e an opportunity motors, or fly tampted hop © o ealy difference being that ln fi- 8 { Island city is | pr olced upon 1 But it shoul 2 parked late 1 o b men- her bridge over la t i s ‘e ( tr W 1 1 . A . c U1 T ind nt.-. - 77 ee b Factsandfancios ! 1 their : il « . t T 1 s AIRPORT IN A PARK m T : v, this 1 New Haven has en- | 4 gt schol ex or the benefit of plc I ‘ n ot city i | ) - JR « park e o ant a “fair shake,” and feel ] thev K 'ty g relieve v p be & 1| th aven't b t . it| One of the difficu it educa- | ’ s o authorities have 1 n faced AL re ; - 3 | with 1s the employment of the army 181 b puluar ONE MORE NIW AD « a h‘ nest new state 1 W t consy bet 1 and ! of journ e e on today iz expected to he ' uate. Ye el e ore and Hartford casier; the | newspa S AL in is shortened | proved i - for a there has been o particular | an to | change; the grads don't seem to i en | have upset the apple cart ore has| However, something has to b | - | done about grads. The situation | 1\ rough | Ing to industrial ma s le. H ter 1 not be | spoken to go | to start the new road | £O! C mile below m- | 1 13 <o i von | 29 Vears Ago Today s & y mot f c (From Paper of That Date) - i : cor tion to a close at 10 minutes TSt : one . G. Platt ha n no 1 i 1 g across trict early in the day, he was 1 one of them THY MARRIAGH AW or WHEN ner in the shed, its clacking voice as «flent as a pepper stuffed with I it elected elder, I. IS August D officers will be in- 10 k y morning by Rev, M. fmoking.” ior and H. A. Castle w y th demo- M and Mr. | | o Silver features of the Shrin- | 73 Rock yestc Matches sque b me. ning team. J. B. tween Joe Charlie present at the Tol- John nily reu in Windsor Joe K rere Mr, and Mrs, W. J. Clinch Mr. and Mrs. E. Clinton Martin of 1 W, Thompsor : port of 1 seas retired ments and the sale of Clicky ( brought the 1 to day night IIxpenses were §$116.50,and | Other ms. A cu ght Reeder, T ving Land Jowitzer, V — 14 W PHED LAWN MOWER'S J PUT AWAY a z ributed) M 151 grass tha and has mad will shortly say chap, Tl ring.” The mower, r nin o ept | 3 No more Tl shove . z till I'm wobbly o I've pushed so much kv mower, to keep the lawn out of = and T've blis- men " i off S“ y I've trampled up and down | y from three till almost | ndit 4 have felt just like a cod- of t oaked too long fn most st I think of the frosty are ; a lap ahead. and bs in a cor- Saturday in m, | 1t will rer be hard to tell the world City Tonight—>Many Arrantzed, s are ol BOUIS INHERIDEN | Dombrowskl, Morley, T < ( 0O'Day, on pure says the worl Herb or th e 1 the temperat : north above L of the Mi A e a chance Qbservations On The Weather The disturbance east nor; Amatenr Pighters to Hold Forth in Star for « led Jc Art Pol- dy Oscler, ly, Emory known ners, HUGGINS NAMES STARTERS Wait Hoyt rin t ries if th mock will 4. Wilcy to Forecast | ned al- indieations tarday | England il rise | 1 over ipp! rives ;7;”26&, Maxson Foxiaw Junae { Send all communications to Fun ! Shop Editer, care of the New | Bricain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. 1 FUN SUHOL t 1 pt in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT p i ¥ ' £ you'l B. H. Blakerr E FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY FATTH! A Kansas 1 vearns for the t 14 happen to POLITICAL ! f pr star ¢ tloods of ac- ) a lot of graft I is t investigations! A new e s the moon if we'd have A bomt 1 —falll JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE, MOTHER r: “When my daugh- g notion in her hea Jamicson (son-in-law) “She's ;ot an ocean in her head according sRaanien paid for!” —Lrie J. Kinard waves ITEMS FROM THE DARKTOW: NEWS Edited by Onyx and Florian (Supervised by Paul S. Powers.) Locals Oscar ting fairly well tw ilobam Dr removed de De T sehall Tea ay , $7 to 2, when de local ¢ from behind. Dey eame 1 the unipire and hit him with a ball bat To Mrs. and, according to Srilics Lolipop Pip, a vells 16 which they. has me of Noisella Whistle. Caesar was arrested t when de sack of 1 he was carrying home, flou crowed Oyster Shelly would have enjoyed oo | —THE 0B Makes Randon & ——e—oem. s s | Can you imagine, off-hand, a world without buttons? No, of [ € you can't. And yet it was 1 1st such a world that Louis B. Smithe alias “Louie the & > Gun Sal” “Addison Sim cattle,” found himself when but e boy. was born in in a ¢ Louis part of 1 the eastern y when a radio hat really worked was a novelty In those days, and eve as far back the children of the streets town in which Smithers was T aying a game which, | t had name, was very g to the young hoy. The would make believe that hey were holding some article and ould feign passing the unknow would meet an obstacle in their zame before they had really started |'Try as they might, they could nnt cuse anybody of havin rious thing as there wasn't ct and not be named if tan it could the Here inventor went to work n” -or vo was to be iny *ho s ressoned s might s and the na constyue- on was hone, | At this point the younsster cam | up against ment. Try as he would not find the bone neces first button. He t he could 1y to make 1 taking one away from a dog and got bitt to the big r and Signore ilisino and w t from the in disgrace appealed 1o reme court of Swit nd tained a decree in favor of something but no real good 1<‘||\V‘ of it | Finally, in sacrifice of his ideal, Smithers melted his pet | cducated dice, Ilora na fnged 8 and 1134 respeetiy and Ifrom the pitiful rems two liate friends, he con e first | bu Costly as the experiment proved, it w only means of tton to the world | At first ticle was uscd when play itton, button, got the button?” but one day t} King of Spain, while playing the game with several of his courticrs, | found that he needed s ing to Ikeep the points of his collar from waving in the breeze. Two buttons were attached to the shirt and the collar fastened down by means of button holes, which at that time were very expensive—a gross of button holes costing from one guinea to seven crowns— think. The two buttons came off in the laundry and they have followcd that custom up to this da Buttons waned in popularity dur ing the Viet an era but returned in full strength with the growing usage of the term, “A left to the button and he flops for the count ©2" Also people began using them on their clothes and the steam laundrics began inventing crushing or grinding machines which pulve ized the buttons to a fine powder. | Button Gwinnet, by the way, live | during Revolutionary days in Ph | delphia, wasn't §t? | And now we find buttons | where. Under the bed and the bureau and missing from shirts Now we find little kiddies play giving the only who's soft eve under nice supper ob peaches and eream | “Button, Button” with happy faces. I'hursday had not de farmer kicked | Everything is rosy since the article im through de fence for stealing |has been invented. And back of peaches, and de cow in de face |the whole idea stands Louis B. hile geiting de cream, | smithers—inventor, fighter, gentle- Sotry man, good fellow—a MAN, folks. Wants and Don't Wants i v more boys call- | This afternoon you are going to ghter, Warble. 1t 1! have the pleasure of listening to name oh person who | Major Hugo Downfast of the Royal stuffing out ob mah | Flying Corps who will endeavor to fed davenport I will knock | give you some pointers on the sub- de stut out ob him! Napoleon tunt Flying For Iun and G fi bLefore it gets too dark to sce DR anything. Major Downfast: 1o rd T got for finding oney had lost. Reward! For hly splendid full €S ur w for hire at de Tiir alls Department Store, also a4 men's socks, just a lit- lightly us & holey, 1 extremely pink and hats oniy one-half off, ind comes up. Neckties the African language, also single- zed men, cen! inless 4 few pairs of ar one his week only! n and all, come seve , comc cleven! SocLow. +L.EC “—nnd a goodly crowd was there!” No Yool . sir, I'm goin’ to the lon in Paris with me 11 drum and bugle corps. Lenson: “What are you? mer, or a bugle I “A drummer, of course. You can carry more fn a drum than you can in a bugle!” —J. H. Weede. A drum- arrcled pants | “There are two things to remem- doing stunt flying. That things to remem- { ber whi is, two elemen ber. One is that.you are several | thousand fect above the cold, cold ground and the other is that the (wife and kiddies are probably bank- {ing on your return so that you can |20 out to the movies tonight. With | these things in mind, let us take up the different forms of stunt flying. | “There are several stock stunts it | might be well to dwell upon, such as looping the loop, the falling leaf, | the nose dive (comparatively easy | for the beginning who doesn’'t know much about his engine), the side- slip and the spiral dive. Of those mentioned 1 personally watch the ling leaf which consists {of letting the plane fall to th | ground, nose downward, in a gentle | rocking motion. In case the engine fails to pick up again, I understand | the sensation is similar to being | pushed off the Palisades on a bi- | eycle. “Another sweet stunt for the be- | ginner is the loop—simple as it may | be, it provides a certain element of | thrill to the aviator. One goes up- |ward and outward and suddenly finds himself looking up at his shoes and deciding that he'd better buy a new pair with the early Autumn |sales. Then, as the plane swoops BREAK YOURSELF OF BREAKS! (Learn How To Be Genteel in Th Fun Shop Charm School) . Dear Mrs. Pillar: It always fusses me when men jump from their | chairs when I enter a room. What | can be done ahout thi: i Mrs, Willets DeVoe Dear Mrs. DeVoe: Have the hired | girl push you in on a wheel-chair! Pillar: Is it proper to suit under a way to the the street dress on | beach? Millicent Giley Dear Millicent: It's usually easicr to do it that way than to wear the bathing sult over the street dress! (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) AT LU e IR Bt St A o Al On the City ana Its People prefer to | e e e —y SERVER— n Observations | down to complete the loop, the pas- nger decides that he guesses he'll save money on clothes and have his widow pick out a nice black suit ith roll front lapels “The sideslip is something similar to finding one’s heel on- a small patch of ice 1 beneath fluity suow. You know the sensation. The ground comes up and deals you a st one back of the ear. The side- slip is very like that except that the to come up. dive is the embodi- of being very drunk while on a roller coaste the pa- tient recovers but is very apt to be violently afraid of thunder show for the rest of his life A he nase dive—the a I for 3 One is going along nicely and nly the front of th 1t 1. The its his eyes for a sec- ’ ns them again he t the ground is much ly at first, and then Oaklawn and de- ground the of the ngs soar again ks up and zooms up the motor fails to plane fails to zoom, firm h of nose 1s the to the pick up an the the phssenger can feel assured that the subject thoroughly and had no business trying that stunt in the first place.” One » have ref of movie or vay into the trons who pa indisturbed, the son and reads movics from the s 1 flayed from : Hous at R entatives—al been wiped out and now e have a es to do wi oting and cheering and tr orns blow and all that of thing. We thought the picture was lid—stop us on the street any time and we'll enthuse for hours over the superior nd of acting we saw But through it all, 15 and tilting perilously on bench be- fore the banked Joe Organist tramped hi th can- tatas and ov ¥ sones and requiems ver of t up on the loud p 4 st we didn’'t mind it so much We sufficiently sted in ow s v h gush out the umn rest. s our fr warmed o his work, disquictin 1s be- gan to invade the sa of our own thoughts I we decided to have a headac then we got vous and jumpy pwards the end we were tearing handkerchicfs into little bits and aring slightly. The end of the picture Loomed its wvay to a triumphant fi i sanist collapsed over the keys (a rank amateur who content self with plaving w ical little in a pleasing way) took his pla But only for a sccond. Iortified by nobody knows what, the Tempest re- ned, mopping his brow. He gazed at the key-board with a mighty r | s His taloned hands poised above \king ivories and then, with a toss of his forelock, he plung ed into some stirring thing which, although we don't know just what it was, should have heen titled ““The Third Day at Vicksburg” or “Thc froops from IFort Dodge! We stuck it out as long as we could but odds were against us. A bugler, joined forces with orzan- n to let out blats at un- nes. An unscen man be- s played Fourth of July of explosives and a baby that th ist and beg expected ¢ hind the w th a I a little behind us decided was no fun and began to wail. | We made the street w the help of a solicitous usher. tottered into a drug store and took a stiff oker of strawberry sodu and after la while our hands stopped thel | shaking. We have yct to look into {he mirror to sce it our hair turned | wijte during the awful combat with the keys but we have our own opin- ion that it did. 1f the old hackneyed phrases eve icant what llowing ne they should mean, the ws items would ccupy a large [he abo! picture 1is that of John, Junior, bouncing baby son of Mr. and Mrs. John B. Goofle of | Whafite strest. Junior has, although only four days old, already bounced six feet eight and a quarter inches and is expeeted to equal or surpas the light heavyweight bouncing rec- ord, nine feet, { Baby Luis Hullin of Newark several Goofle child uses the | years ago. interlock stance on his bounces and {1s hailed by leading bounce authori- |tics as being the natural contender |for the light heavyweight bouncing crown. Or imagine this— “Police were cailed in last eve- ning to quell a disturbance at 14 South Whoosls strect, neighbors | complaining of sounds of a terrific battle taking place in the third floor apartment of the place. Upon investigation, Officers Brown and | Heno , orrested Boreas Wee years old, who, at police head- uarters, gave his occupation as a fi[v'm‘.:lllu: young artist. Weevil was !haled Dbefore Judge Benjamin B. | Lambert this morning and given a |severe warning. He was told that the city ordinances had explicitly explained the lawful hours of strug- gling in the Whoosis street zone and warned him that his struggler's Ii- !cense would be suspended in case ot 3 three inches, set by | | Los Angeles, and Mik a recurrence of the complaint Young Weevil explained that he was L newcomer to the struggling ar field and promised to conduct | st business in the hours set for strug- gling hereafter.” Or this— “Police directed their efforts to- day in scouring the whart district in an attempt to find members of the nous Gyp the Gooey Gang who e wanted in connection with the nt robbery of MecSwazzle's Jew- Store. Plain ivory soap was d on all streets excepting Grand Avenue where it was found neces- ¥ to use concentrated lye in some portions. Chief Zeigler had only words of praise for the efficiency of is m:a, claiming that their work ith the suds w feat of which the citv mwight well be proud.” or tt elry ‘man C. Ingles today Lie hat in the ring for re- tion in the coming city elections. x00d crowd attended he oveat and gate receipts were es- imated at between $15,000 and $20,000. Using the regulation eight Alderman Ingles stood thout two feet from the south east ner and used the underhand toss throw. He seemed the f old except for his foot- orls, which was distinetly wabbly in the opening sions. The het, a obbson, Lit almost identically in of the ring and rolled a sized foot ring, o cente little towards the northwest corner before stopning. Referee Johnny Welch counted the hat out amid clhieers of the crowd. Mrs. Ingles occupicd a ringslde seat and seemed overjoved by her husband's success. Tngles was unmarked except for a cut Iy over one eye w bled slight- w decoration has taken its r the monument in Central park. It's not unother lounger but something far more decorative if loves flowers to the extent of calling this specimen lovely. A dis- tinctive rural touch is added by its but it appears lonely there alone hardly noticed le and bustle of daily is ing taller day by vy as if its aim was to beat the 1 ht of the monument, or to go cailing on the angel up on top. vertheless there it stands, a full srown sunflower and what its object ed unless it serves n store for the birds. HAGEN NOW LEADS BY SiX STROKES haats Record Round of 67 in Western Open Tonrney Chicago, Sept. 10 (A—The prob- m of stopping Walter Hagen from winning his fourth western open =olf championship was puzzling 69 other golfers at Olympia fields to- or Hagen by virtue of a record round of 67 on No. 1 course yester- 1 a par score of 70 to the on No. 4, had a lead of six ove ¢ other competitors, 1 to score 154 or better to ation for steadiness. e remaining two' rounds vere to be played on the "th course where “The Haig"” had done no better than par in this tour- extant that he nament, records were had sct the record of 67 for that links only two years ago in de- fatng William ~ Mehthorn in the finals for the professional ‘cham- nship. he nearest chaser Hagen has was Held of St. Louis. formerly © links and trans-Mississippi champion and runner-up in the re- broken stern the Held had 1 course amateur. record on No. vith 69, just before Hagen took two moze strokes off with his 67, five be- low par. That the course is difficult is proved by the fact that during 11 years of its existence 70 never before had been broken. Another amateur, Chick Evans, formerly national amatenr and open champion, had a chance to be only one stroke behind Hagen, but he missed four putts that a tyro could sink and through had kicks had two shots out of hounds over a bluff the 15th hole of No. 4. With these six wasted shots, he scored a 71 for a total of 144, tying for third place with Tommy Armour of Washing- ton, national and Canadian open champion. Bill Mehlhorn, formerly western titleholder, and Frank Walsh of Appleton, Wis. Frank Kennett of Kalmazoo was next with 145, while Craig Wood of Long Branch, N. J., Harry Cooper of Patten and Memphis had Harry Hampton of | 146. r|Leo Diegel, In the 147th list, 10 etrokes be- hind Hagen, were Gene Saraze Al FEspinosa, Laurie Leonard Schmutte and Doc Ayton, ‘more | Treacy. Two renowned players, Mac- part of | Donald Smith and Al Watrous, had 148 e . while Bob MacDonald and Johnny Farrell had 149 and Mike Brady and Eddie Loos had 150. won the title last year at iland ciub, Indianapolis, with 279 and holds the record score for the event with 278 made at Oakwood club, Cleveland, in 1921, BEST SHORTSTOP ALSO American league players say that Tony Lazzeri is not only the best sccond baseman in that league, but the premier shortstop as well. Laz- zerl always played shortstop in the minors. e = = How many years since your eyes were examined? Eyesight changes occur gradu- ally. Visit our office for reliable eyesight examination. FRANK E. GOODWIN Eyesight Specialist 327 Main St. Tel. 1905 in po ac ca e th P 11 in p ar th h e bo T bo sid o 1 i e w i 10 Ia Jol ch| 1

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