New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 15, 1927, Page 6

that federal expenditures were | brought below $3,000,000,000. The announcement was hailed by the press with enthusiasm. It was the result of a three years' intensive | campaign by the budget bureau. Now the budget director has made | another statement and it is in the | nature ot a warning. Congress un- doubtedly will order new cruisers Ibuilt; there will be an expensive | scheme for Mississippl flood relief; some kind of a farm relief measure TELEPHONB CALLS {will be passed, In view of the Dusnsee o e proximity of the 1928 political pyro- | technics, and whatever it may be, it | The only profitable adrertising medium |j5 going to cost money. The budget | director, therefore, gives the impres- in the City. Clrculation books and press room always open to advertisers. | sion the national outgo once more | | will go above three billion. This ep backward. Yet who is there, in the administra- tion or out of it, who can avold the | higher expenditures in vlew of the to be presented to New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg, 67 Church Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES 15.00 & Year. 0 Three Montha. 75c. & Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Brit- ain as Becond Clase Mail Matter. Member of tho Associated Press The Associated Press ia exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited 'm this paper and also local aews published therein. would be a s Member Audit Bureau of Circulation The A. B. C. Is a natlonal organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analysis o circulation. Our clrculation etatistics are based upon this audit. This insures pro- | tection against fraud in newspaper di tribution figures to both natlonal and iocal advertisers. | demands sure CITY HOME RULE The t demand of Governor Ritchie of Maryland for more home rule for cities and less interference in their affairs by the rural blocs in | the Hotaling’s Newsstand, Square: Bchultz's Newsstands, Grand Central, ¢2nd Street. —_— Tork st - Entrance legislatures must have resulted from personal observation in his own state. As everyone knows, Balti- 1 The Connecticut company is dergoing a spasm of expense red tion, resulting in poorer serv where travel is light. That's a good way to make the travel even lighter has more than half the wealth | and quite as large a proportion of the entire state of Maryland; yet the stute's metropolis suffers an eternal | wrangle with the state legislators at Annapolis, where the country cousins have considerably more or than the city representatives. condition is not peculiar to and, however, it pertains even to Connecticut. And when one men- mor in Connecticut to favorablc 1s we note ti The tobacco crop s improved, due weather in July. TI much of advantage i : | i an o storms accompanied hy LAYING Permission as a bed for gas mains to e the Connecticut Power & Light company lies with the board of pub- ic works; at least, that is where the | : Maryland governor's claim that petition was filed by the company. | U 5 | cities think well of themselves when There fundamentally is no objec- | : organize chambers of com- stringing !4-‘-*"” 1 tate f I it ; | merce and agitate for a bigger city, Britain in or- | ¥ E8 g | but that the time may come when s in Middle- | ! hey may agita But there [ vl tions such metropolitan centers as w York and Chicago, the difficul- il of home rule are quite as obvi- | ous so long as the legislatures main what they are. Even more important was the GAS MAINS o Corbin re- Wy they tion to the ins through der to link up its busin company New e to kee ecople out town, Meriden and Bristol > t S 2 | of the city instead of getting them 155003 lin. When that comes they will be he company doing anything to ruin | L ‘l'm’h‘-'l’)\'d with from ction, or ought to be, against making themselves street paving the West Main ; better rather than just bigger. Many Corbin avenue to the Plainville town | g gger. Many of the cities are due to realize that for that mat- | line—and on beyond cannot become better by be- ¥ ter. A : I('omm:: higger—but ‘that change of The company should be impressed | view will take time a I3 3 izing another | 3 and the governor with the need for It no doubt wants from the state, jurisdiction over West Main street this being part of a state highway; but the city holds jurisdiction over the connecting link along Corbin avenue. the business |of Maryland may never live to see route. can get all it which has GOVERNING THE PHILIPPINES The plan to link the administra- tion of the Philippines with the de- a trump card in its | | partment of the interior rather than in a bureau of the war department The company from vi seems to be growing in favor. But it ithered from the di the Philippines have the war depart- ha to indicate this gas main it should not he in a it gone about way cussion that governed it knew what! it wanted and knev it would get all it wanted. The of digging gas main ditches the washhoard pike started without the general public down that knowing what it was all about | also is a state road. With J. Henry | the Philippines in 1921. His title re- work | been by along | ment. General Leonard tired list of the army before Wood went on way | the T This | being appointed governor-general of Roraback at the head of the com-|Mained with him and he utilized | offic His actions gave the impression to the Filipinos he represented the American ! military government, although theo- tically he was the same kind of general as Francis B. Har- He civillan governor; he himself was a jtsel | army rs as aides. situation, of West pany it just like asking for permission. no doubt Main street good of Henry has no is to maintain control as to how the West Main street pavement is to be mistreated the to wishes felt is to hold up permission | ffom his service in the army. The fact that the insular burean the was The same will hold true But Corbin avenue, tion. If that hold J city it does not where urisd NEEHo! rison before him. remained a way make its | ¢jvilian with a military title dating to use Corbin avenue | The company shonld bhe made to | asonable doubt | the jurisdict war strengthened the t was a military government. Yet this fact did not prove it to be such. The of government has been under | of to on of the secretary of opinion that > Philippines prove beyond that no other row something which we not do—and then shouid under bond not to damage ment. is avz 1o believe it can- |the Wood regime in t d the pave- insular bureau has always been un- der the | war, of the secretary of ALLING'S MARRIAGE RULE General Benjam quite as illogical a procecding as having the treasury department Attorney | the opinion of the west, he gets next NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, AUGUST 15, 1927 avoid ruining the fishing prospects. The manner of the co-operation in Connecticut is indicated by the fig- ures indicating the total of fish and eggs distributed in the state. One finds them reading this way: Rain- bow trout, 2,000; brook trout, 10,- 200; pike perch, 1,400,000; yellow perch, 65. Find the black bass. These figures refer to U. S forts. v eof- SOIL-TILLER IDEAS “What the farmer wants” has be- come a phrase that needs no ex- planation. In the opinion of the east, he wants about everything; in to nothing. It was illuminating read, the address made by Henry A. Wallace at the Williamstown insti- | tute. Wallace is a noted farm edi- | tor and the son of the late Henry' C. Wallace, who was secretary of agriculture in the Harding cabinet. The post-war debt stiuation is what s bothering the farmer. It is easy to determine how that works. European nations, nomically hamstrung, cannot buy the American surplus of farm products. The only way it is being | done, if at all, in his opinion, is by borrowing American money and then buying American farm goods with part of it. This cannot continue indefinitely. Then Wallace came to the meat in the cocoanut. To improve Europe's buying power let the to hear, or eco- | clamor for tolerance need too much of it. president—it he is tired of universal praise. can ‘act superior to people you fecl apology if Henry would name the fiivver's successor Seth. yourself, {to push at 6 a. m. dunk in a beauty contest, |still gets up to help mother | breakfast. BY ROBERT QUILLEN A man is as old as his neasure, waist Alas! Most of the people who At that, Mr. Hoover might become A free country is one in which you nferior to. It might serve better than an )l l/__ ns You should love your neighbor as but in Bible times there were no lawn mowers for neighbors | 1t we have another war we won't he ready. except that eevrybody will know what stocks to buy. Fable: She was chosen Miss Po- but she cook | So many of the dear creatures want a divorce and custody of the pockethook. | dollar bills, prepared to say whether this Is a su- | | perior | pay the piper. The company at least | Scotland American debts be cancelled. This would increase the purchasing pow- er of Europe for American farm products by $100,000,000 a year. In other words, the American people could say good-bye to $1i,- 000,000,000 of foreign debts in order that the American farmers might sell $100,000,000 of surplus products | a year. And there is the prospect that, in a decade or so, the American farm- ers will have no surplus products to sell abroad, the incrcasing popula- tion of the United States taking care of it. Wallace has a few other ideas quite as illogical. Lowering of the taritf, he says, would make the price. of manufactured goods low—which would benefit the farmers, he sa And’'a McNary-Haugen farm relief plan will increase the costs of farm products—to the folks who live from manufacturing. Wallace's idea seems to be that the people in the cilies should exist for no other purpose than to enrich the farmers. Americanism: Wondering if you | look as fat as that person. There are two kinds of democrats: Those who think Al could wjn, and those who had rather sec a repub- lican elected. It isn’'t so sad now. Those far from old folks at home are merely out doing their courting. Confession magazines seem re- strained. For a real kick we must have a tell-on-somebody clse maga- zine. Doubtless exercise does reduce flesh. You never saw a fat tongue. You can't tell about words. Many a husband who stays in at night doesn’t choose to. Swords can be beaten into plow- shares, but there isn’t inuch you can do about loosc tongues. They say Tunney is training hard, but don't tell what he is doing to toughen his shins. We confess 100 capitalistic mind, We can't see how the slaughter of innocent people at a great distance can benefit two condemned radicals BRITISH RADIO “MUDDLING" In Britain the government oper- ates the radio stations through the Post. office department. We are not Correct this s “He is just an average parent,” said the gossip, but he lets the children look funny paper before he does. Publishers Syndicate Copyright 192 25 Years Ago Today stem to the dog-cat-dog system in vogue in the United States; but we are inclined to think it gets somewhere. Radio “over there” at least is being run with as little friction as the post office system. Last scason the British National | Opera company got into financial | difficuities. The attendance good, but grand opera is expensive | and attendance does not alw The Russcll & Erwin branch of the American Hardware corporation is having plans drawn for a new fac- tory to be located at the corner of Myrtla and Washington streets. It will front on Myrtle street and be en stories high. & F. Corbin is planning to build a new engin house. The Connecticut Railway & Lighting company is planning an ad- dition and will install a 10,0600 horse was I could: not travel outside of London, | particularly not in Scotland, where |di the Scots appear to like a little more |POWer dynamo and generator. Bus- : |iness is good. tnan bagpipesioccasionally. When the last inmate of the iso- The government's radio system, at lation hospital finished his bath and this opportune time, stepped for-|prepared to dress and leave that ward and tour through | place today, he found that the o clothes prepared for him were just possible by paving the |gpout balt big enough. He there- opera company for the privilege of | fore sent an agonized hurry call to broadcasting the opcras. From here on we'll let the London Musical Chairman Curtis and explained his plight, saying he had to choose be- Record tell the story in one short paragraph: made a tween parboiling and freezing to death and cared for neither. Mr. Curtis procured clothing from -a store and hastened to relieve the in- mate, who had retreated once maoye to his hot tub and was thoroughly soaked and germ-ridden. George Cooley, stoker “The arrangement betweer the British National Opera com- pany and the British Broad- casting Corporation (ag the Alling appears to have aros orce the Volstead act siderable interest of the gospel—particular Sos suggestion that Philippine af- airs be placed under the secretary has Philippine legislature likely to work mt to com- | law gives tf forming niare ministers of marri he retvels rniony with a governor-general | haree AR e 1 with the interior department | Retired mini 1 th the secretary bad 1 Botitn: many marri ss feel in the i auesti inevitable | the are void. On ti STOCKING loc 1 3 e of ney gencral FTHI: STREAMS courts to ¢ fishe ocked | the out- Toubiles jdiclal TORD Director a AND THE Lord of t BUDGE black re P taxes to t Au fir s sup- of > Kk t thrive to n ow pss and trout fact black instead « $0 much as of ti bass b to have bls nsider- necossary publicans spite announce black and ernment t the £105 least o from N Inglande stocked bass in addition to trout able h last vear | certain streams with It was in last pronou diplor < been the World was tirst since the war in assuring co-operation sufficient to r Co. No. has been suspen: failure to attend threc fir government's radio system s 2, called, retaining the name with which it started in privatc hands) for the coming opera season in Scotland is of a high- Iy commendable order. Thefsum paid to the opera company for the right to broadcast the operas (or parts of them) is sufficient to enable a tour of ten weeks to be undertaken in Scot- land and the north of England without financial anxieties, In other words. the B. N, O. C. is partly subsidized by the B. B. C., which is thus saving our music by providing the financial aid which no other organizatiopn. trust, or private individual is parcd to s says the action is unjust, as his ab- nee was due to his being on other city business at the time. “enator Sloper and Representative Attwood were visitors at Camp Keel- er yesterday. Carl Lorenzen, the Church street florist, arrived home today from two months’ irip to Germany. Mr. Lorenzen looked hale and hearty and reported a pleasant trip. While in Germany he was a witness to the great steamship collision which 100 people were killed. It is not very well Known, but it at the golf in {is nevertheless a fact, t 'halls used so extensive roughout conntry made by a former ! New Britain man. Eleager Kemp- Ishall, who conducted a button fas- t clory in this city some vears He invented the new lively ball rubber instead of the old gutta-percha 1pply are broadcast in the Tabloid sinzers only, Opera United s heen tates—once ST o sions, solo arc broud- | wso But it hasn't come | Wilh some sphere, to the wlhere the operas of a like the broadca point great national B : e Pastor Explains Move opolits are | tour and th he throughout an entire (rp) criti- Boston N. X Aug. 15 —_ parishioners who zoing to ters in behalf of Sacco the ltev. Herman J. Evangelical church de- the pulpit yesterday men than T have been Boston jail and the canse of humani damnably respect- up a bit in the injustice and You too in- | fernally n md genteel to run eounter to public opinion however doetored and stupid.” He declared Sacco and |ished in the state of Kalat. Baluchis- |were “prisoners of war” and that i numaloe, & Answe made possible through i his 10 join wopy. | Hahn of SO Clared organization |that money paid by the broadeasters. | iisng AR I'his is the only comparison possibic, tional picke Nz th from hetter ocked in the by for it must not overlooked that British Opera In games for | The Brit {ing wir | old days Reme provided sorved the “You to get people free of charge. h radio control is provic wre 100 n ment. Analyn- S at deal of dif- | wrone.™ cally, there isn't a gr: ! are 1 1id | ference, recently has baen abol- | } Slavery bl |ing CREATURE, having four Cooley, who is also city electrician, | For Sacco Defense | Sead all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Those Vacation Rates, Folks! What coat’s more expensive than beaver or mink? That's one WE can answer and quick as a wink, It's the plain coat of tan we so eag- erly seek To pay a year's eavings to get in a week! Be Very Careful! Burke: *“Here are six one Be sure to fold them and lay them straight.” Cashier: “What's the idea?” Burke: “I want to be able fo say that I have a tidy sum in the bank Mrs, THE PUNCH BOWL That's Different! “Madame, you merely lost a thumb,” The judge said; “how in thunder Can you expect ten thousand bucks? That's briefly, what I wonder.” “But judge,” she said, “it was the thumb “I kept my husband under!” Victor G. Hough o« e Sersible Advice! “Doctor, I am far from well,”” Said Paul Lysander Krupp, “At night T sometimes snore so loud I wake myself right up!” The doctor said; “No cause for fear. You have no need for gloom, T'll tell you how to fix that up— Just sicep in the next room!" —Willlam de Zaldo Appropriate Place Taylor: “Whatever became of that fellow you had working for you?” Crosby: “Which one?" Taylor: “The one you said was as steady as a clock. 'Oh, he wound up in —Henry R. Beeson The Rubberneck Wagon Driver Takes His Wife for a Drive Tn the Country! (Overheard by Peter R, Fraser) “Lady, we are now leaving the Cite-e-e-e Limits! We have just passed the Shorewood Addition. Mrs. Shorewcod divorced him in 1905, after a big SCANDAL! “We are now in the COUNTRY and on your left, Lady, you will see a HORSE doing something very re- markable! He is eating GRASS! Now pay STRICT A-tenshun! On vour right is a herd of COWS! Note the third cow from the front. THAT COW, Lady, kicked over a bucket of MILK last spring. nearly drowning the OWNER! Note the foremost cow very care-ful-ly, Lady. This animal secured a- DIVORCE from the geutleman COW a short time ago, after a HUGE scan-dal! She was awarded the custody of the CALF! 'We are now passing an apple ORCHARD. The apples are GREEN and if we should eat one, Lady, should have a stomach ACHE! Note the rooster walking: under tree on vour oft! He is a BIGAMIST! Things go on in yonder chicken house of which we never DREAM! On our left—HOLD ON! LOOK OUT!!!—Lady, we nearly ran ovir a CAT! A cat is a very in-ter-est- legs and a TAIL! I'll stop the bus, now, and wo'll get out and LOOK at it!" i | ident | been planted 6 to § year {ably vounger, and others, such lodge. Las' night he took de oath |spect. Grapes may bear slightly the | fair weather with eool‘ni‘htn ob -office.” Caesar: “Serves de lodge right. Dey should bave had de oath ob o fice locked up in de safe while yo' brudder wuz around.” Interlocutor: “After the oath I suppose he tcok the presidents chair?"” Tambo: 0, de fust meetin’ night Caesar's brudder took dat togedder wif de silber gavel and de treasur- ‘r's cash-box.” Interlocutor: “That'll do, gentle- men. Mister Jollison will now sing that beautiful ballad entitled ‘If Steal the Spirit of St. Louls Will That Be Lindburglary?"* —Rodney Ralph Fleming ht 1927, Reproduction TForbidden) (Copy QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel an answ r to any question of fact or Information by writing to the Questlon Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confldential.—Editor. Q. What was the value of the roultry and egg crop of the Wpited States in 1 A. According to cstimates of the U. 8. Department of Agriculture, there were produced in 1926, cggs of an estimated value of $620,00( (00 and poultry valued at $ab1, (00,000 total value of poultry and cgg crop, $1.181,000.000. This esti- mate, however. takes account only of the poultry production on farms and does not include that in cities and villages. Q. What commodity represents the greatest export tonnage of the United States? Coal and coke, the exports in 8 amounting to 35 500 long ). How does an help deaf people to h A. It acts as a large car in that it collects more of the sound waves and throws them into the tympanum of the car. An ear trumpet will not be of help unless | there is some sense of hearving left | in the ear. Q. Why does a pop gun pop? A. Because of the sudden expan- sion of air which has been under | pressure and is suddenly released The pop is the compression. wa created by the air in resuming nor- mal atmospheric pressure. Q. What was the numher of rounds in the fight between Jess Willard and Jack Johnson at Ha- vana, Cuba? What was the result? A. Willard knocked out Johnson in 26 rounds. Q. Why do long distance swim- mers cover the bedy with grease before going into the water? A. To keep out the cold Q. Are there two film of Les Miserables? A. Les Miserables was recently made into a motion picture by the Films de France and purchased for this country by Carl Laemmle, Pr of Universal Pictures. A film version of the hook also appeared in 1918 produced by the Fox Film Cor- Toration Q. How long should it take an apple tree to bear? How long for a grape vine? | A. Apple trees should begin to | bear, as a rule, when they have Certain the Yellow Transparent may bear consider- as the Northern Spy and Yellow New- town, not until they are somecwhat older. Tndividual trees of the same trumpet r better? artificial versions varicties, :nd Wagener, | length of the day (the period | June 21st on through the summer and fall and up until December 21, | states. third season where conditions are favorable, but not much fruit should be expected earlier than the fourth year. Q. _Are there any figures show- ing the comparative number of horses on farms in the United Statea twenty-five years ago and today? A. Horses on farms January 1, 1926 were estimated at 15,778,000, compared with 18,272,000 in 1900. Q. What causes blisters to form when one burns his hand? A~Gas or pus under the skin pressing upon the thin outer coating of the skin. In the case of burns, there is a separation of the blood, and a pus or poisonous matter, is formed, which the blood tries to throw off through the skin at the place of the burn. Q. In how many years since 1800 has Easter Sunday fallen on the f17th of April? A. In 1808, 1870, 1881, 1892 and 1927, Q. What are the longest and shortest days in the year in the northern hemisphere? How do the days get longer and shorter? A. In the northern hemisphere, June 21 is the longest day of the vear, and December 21 the shortest, rom December 21 to June 21 the of daylight) gradually increases, until it {s a maximum on June 21; from the length of daylight gradually grows less, each period of daylight being shorter by a few seconds than the day before until the minimum oc¢curs December 21 and so on. Q. Where in the Bible does it say that Judas Iscariot hanged him- self? A. There are twg accounts in the Bible of the death of Judas Iscariot. One ds in the first chapter of Acts, verses 16 to 20. The other is in Matthew 27:5 where it says the Judas cast down the pieces of silver in the temple and went out and hanged himself. Q. From what was the motion picture “Breed of the Sea” taken? A. From the Peter B. Kyne story of the same name. Q. How much does anthracite coal weigh per cubic foot? Piled loose it weighs from 50 57 pounds per cubic foot. Observations On The Weather Washington, Aug. 15.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair tonight and Tuesday: slightly cooler tonight; moderate west to north winds. Forecast for Eastern New Fair, slightly cooler south York: portion Temperatures yesterday: High . 90 78 82 74 72 80 80 80 58 84 88 82 Low 70 68 62 54 62 60 58 54 48 Atlanta ... Atlantic City .. Boston . Buffalo . Chicago .. Cincinnati Denver . Detroit . Duluth Hatteras . . Jacksonville . Kansas City . Los Angeles . Miami .. . Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven New Orleans New York ..... Norfolk Northfleld Pittsburgh ..... 70 90 86 4 . 76 . 94 T4 86 76 72 68 82 80 Portland, Me. .. St. Louis .. ‘Washington ON WAY T0 CAMP Jack Dempsey Is En Route to Chi- cago to Begin His Training For Bout With Tunney. Los Angeles, Aug. 15 (UP)—Jack Dempsey today was en route to Chi- cago to begin training for his fight with Gene Tunney for the world heavyweight champions#p Septem- ber 22, 4 “It's a little too early to make pre- dictions but I expect to put Tunney 10 sleep in about six rounds,” Demp- sey said before he boarded the train last night. Several hundred admirers corwded the station to bid the good-bye. His wife, Estelle Fitzsimmons, Taylor, ex-champion Floyd promoter, Jerry the Greek, and a trained nurse made up the party The nurse was for Miss Taylor, who has been ill ‘since a few days before the Dempee; fight. Her condition much improved. Sharkey was reported CROWLEY BROS. INC. 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Mah brudder who was a painter in a steel foundry fired yesterday fo' tryin' to you a wuz rob." | Interlocutor | What did e do Tambo: ol girders.” Caesar 1. burglars did run in yo' fambly.” Tambo: “Dey don't run in vo's— cause dey is all locked up.” Interlocutor: “Gentlemen, stop quarraling.” (To Tambo): "Now “A painter? Rob? always tan, a dependency of India. where it |fairminded throughont the bas bean in force since the fth cen- |world were aligning themselves with Itury B. C. (he two men persons that your brother lost his job, what is he going to do?" Tamho: “He got a job wif his HIS MILK REST OF T LOOKS AT FATHER TO SEE MoKS WELL (AN HE LEAVE THE WHETHER IT WOULD BE WISE TO MKS DOES HE HANE TO FINKSH VAWE OF MILK FOR LTILE CHILDREN. WONDERS HOW MANY TIMES HES HEARD 1T NO USE. DECIDES HE'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO STRATEEY RESIGNS HIMSELF TO FINISHING MK TRY CRYING. 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