New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 20, 1927, Page 6

New Britain Herald MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY —_— fawued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg, 67 Chburch Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES 3800 & Year. $2.00 Thres Months. 75c. a Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Brit- alp as Second Clams Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office Editorial Rooms he only profitable advertisin 4 the City. Circulation bouks and press om always open to advertisers. Member of the Associated Pre; ihe Associated Pr itled to the use 1l pews credited to ft or redited 'm and sws published Member Audit Bureau of Circal; national organization hich fu sere with & lation. Our 1sed upon this audit ection nst fraud ribution scal advert The Horald is on sale da vork at Hotalin stand, Square; Schi Newsatands, Entra; irand Centro Street. to see that Lindy won indy over to Britain. The modern married to a delusion. A third term would s of political jobs, soft coal Just a The strike is still going on. reminder: The Sacco-Vanzetti hunger strike | will end when the pair get hungry enough. “The good old ¢ when the steck of the New round $300 a share. ys" were those Haven railroad sold at ¢ We don't know what the maintenance of the republic; it will forever uphold our cherished memories for the fallen; it will | symbolize victory in that cause to which all were so signally devoted during the years of struggle and | sacrifice. BUILDING SAFEGUARDS The city for a long time has been | confronted with the desirability of { putting the building situation on a | business-like basis. Numerous build- | ers have beer convinced that the way to proceed is to first get ruct in best ac- But been | a permit and then co | cordance with the building code. h convineed of that nece some builders e not yet o0ld go-as-you-please method but it will take time, to em- 1f the is worth hav- is no K more some more court cases, the new system. commission regulations are to be worth it the worthy w is to be then the »aper they are printed on ng code is to be one if it is supposed to b the zonin me bhat ling be en- > a case of some and others failing 80 con- building regulations | one wonders why people who other- ‘“M are prudent and economical fail so frequently to meet the rea- requitements set down by city government, resulting in nd lawsuits, building was a serious drag upon but commission and its the a administration; that erves credit for having made a good start in the ) ction of saf | 7 | Weld admini; ion is continuing | along nd the building reg- | ulations are being enforced. | means something to in buil¢ , and for the pipe would think there is enough everyone en- to everyone ent to building without law,” or enguging in that are no longer allowed. synthetic gasoline is, except that it is some- | thing that ccsts more, When a prominent industry unto itself a czar it means a job for somebody, and that's about all. What they are asking in Dakota: Why did the Presid up the taritf on pig cent on the samo day Haugen farm relicf bill? t jack fron 50 per e vetos The Nankiz ment in China has rs govern wall 2 1-2 per cent, making it per cent in all. Loud protests American merchants. Let them turn to the U. §. A. and pay 45 per cent. by re- When Ontario ditched prohibition 659,755 people government ccntrol of liquor traffic started two months ago only 120,000 voted “wet.” Since the liquor ‘issued. That ot heard from. If you ean explain permits have been 9,700 Ieaves “wets' that we'll ask another. DEDICATING THE FOR WORLD WAR HERO New Britain today will its monument to the veterans of the World w On a hill the city it will rear its proud shaft toward the ded overlooking sk a tribute fought the Bellean Hill, ¢ Mik men who Soissons, Seicheprey, Chateau Thierry, Kemmel Ypres and St thefr part 1o the w ps that the lanes to Arm be kept open Just part 15 N wir Britain does it the memorics hong nut memorial public valorou: love of naintain all hazar takes | good | South | to the | PUBLIC RECORDS Th big public question com- ing before Attorney General Alling | since he tcok office was the public- > intentions under the The at- in torney general decided that nne a popular and stands ace-high 1 the | around the Several town clerks about the state, cd; | not nowever, greatly irritat- one or two have stated they do intend to abide by the decision until forced to do so Dr. Ith commissioper, | through Osborne, state h specific orders from | who has | statis | | following: Jjurisdiction over marriage 'he Bridgeport Telegram reads riot act to town clerks in the Public matt n ords are public property of common law. If a d:manded to see public and it was denied to him he t obtain a mandamus, requir to be produced. If such a ree crd wers 1o be | by deceittul o |1y he conce clork from t In t las a a ans and subs fered loss heca alment, he might sue the otficial town and collect ther other case ge inten- being to prevent or illegal mar- clerk or other of- 0 concealed the marriz intentions and in so doing aided or t ould be particeps be proceeded cir purpo: fraudulent a town betted @ eking a n clerk or r 1l the marriage scquently such o liable to erim- ion.for having aided in cense n for cloping ¢coup! damag iling the 1l rohhed 1 to them informed of © approaching ma being ption to under way rour r arms ird of the 1 it might be e incident at Ocotal | |ana as the majority of the people That | ;\lln\gl | concealed from him | ent- | e of such that nothing of the sort has taken place. Indeed, the Liberal faction opposing the marines were well supplied with machine guns and ammunition, and in numbers they far surpassed the Americans. The Amerlean ultimatum af recent dhte, therefore, cannot be regarded as having been quite successtul. 'In- stead of laying down their arms the natives are trying to use them. Nobody kncws what the outcome in Nicaragua will be. The fact that the Amerieans are siding with the Conservative faction does not mean peace, anyway. The Liberals seem as determined as they ever were; seem 1o lean toward the Liberals it looks like a long tussle for some- body. Unfortunately, such an indi- dent as that at Ocotal will not tend to smother the fires of revolt. The ! Nicaraguans opposing American oc- cupation and the American protec- torate cannot successfully fight the | forces of Uncle Sam; but law and order is far from likely The effect of such fighting in Latin-America will not be an advan- tage to American business or pres- tige. The Latin-Americans, once in- to look upon us as the big brother of the north, are more in- clined to look upon us with vs of the Ocotal immediate acrid remarks at | clined sus- picion. Ne: affair caused a Latin-American conference under way in Wasbhington; throughout all South America the incident will ‘We are runmng’ | o be halled similarly. a chance of making ourselves popular throughout a large part of and there are many un- the Americas, citizens who think the business isn't | vorth it. Senator Borah has said Nicaraguan situation will | fruitful source of verbal combat at | the a that form the next Congress. We doubt, how- get un- luly excited. Nicaragua is far away 1es are not The don't The a ever, whetker anyone will land the is: thoroughty un underlying ood. | care attitude is rife. admin- istration has selected dictated by robody knows whom— and will stick to it through thick | and thin. It was President Coolidge himself some time ago who pro- jected the unheard-of opinion that the American press should not criti- rnment for its foreign was something like don't course— cize the gov poliey—which saying “I've got a step on it.,"” bad corn, THE NUNGESSE] “When there is 80 much there fire,” is an old to| Coli. | TRAIL smoke must be some which applies perhaps and saying; the fate of Nungesser Rumors, reports and what not em- the fas i of wroundland have had it that| there have been evidences the two !intrepid anating from s rench flying aces while nearing finding of ning a me came | that ! a age cannot to their end The reported flask con from the coast. brandy ¢ two brave men | help adding to the current belief | that they reached Newfoundland be- fore meeting disaste Newfoundland is a large province | of and to comb every square mile its territory will take time. Enough | has been pieced together, however, | | to leave little doubt that if the | fliers are to be found—either dead | or alive—it will be in Newfound- | land. i Observations Washington, for Southern New tonight and Thur: change tempe { north to west winds. Forecast for Tlastern New | Fair tonight and Thursday; | change in temperatur: | fresh northwest winds, July much Moderate ; moderate to On The Weather Ir York: | little | Factsand Fancies 198 nd a five-mile levy for the purpose of removing clouds that ob- struct traffic.” There’s one nice thing about an Antarctic trip. No whiskered en- thusiast kisses you. ew York is very hard on habitual criminals unless they have offices. After all, it's much cheaper to remain at home and lie about the number of blankets you sleep under. Let England have her 600,000 tons of cruisers. They'll come in handy to convoy American troops next time. There's one nice thing about air- airplane travel. The roar of the motor drowns any comment from the back seat. The more you listen, the more you wonder why Adam didn’t name the Jjaybird the mule bird. Flying must be unique. So many flivver drivers who stay in a fog all the time seem to get by. Frenchmen are wearing crepe de chine undies, but not the same Frenchmen who defended Verdun. Americanism: Thinking your own State superior because you are ac- customed to its fol Matrimonial tles are considered Jightly, Ah, well; in the old days only a husband saw legs that were over 14 years old. A village s a place where daughter marires beneath her if Dad has $7,432 in the bank. You never properly appreciate | school teachers until vacation comes and you must handle the kids your- elf. Another good thing to take for your nerves is about 57 trips around a plowed field behind a palr of mules, Without paying a cent we saw a bank clerk pick up $500,000, and some people will pay $27.50 to see Dempsey pick up $500,000. Before marriage: “Blow some my After marriage: “For the lova clean up your own filthy ash W tr America has two million laws, most of which you can keep by act- ing as you would if there were no laws, Correct this sentence: “When I'm drunk T don't seem such | an ass as that fellow.” g | Copyright, 1927, Publishers ‘ndicate 25 Years Ago Today » Bassett issued a call today L special city meeting to follow immediately the special town meet- ing. The appropriations of the two gatherings will total $35,000 and are and building an isolation Roy Buell of the Economic league that New Britain has been spending more than any other city on contagious diseascs, and the leaguers will be primed with arguy nts at the double-barrelled meet- The $20,000 asked for an isolax tion hospital considered quite large, and much discussion was heard today along the curbstone Auditor H. L. Curtis has fortitied his stand of refusing to pay the Smallpox bills by stating that he has to believe there are crror: |several of the items. Orson F. Cur. tis backs him up in this. Platt says he visited hospital. | is cause | Conditions: An area of high Iy over Ontario and | extends southward over the Lake region, Ohio valley and middle At- lantic sta to the south Atlantic coast district. Althoug! north casterly winds and somewhat cloudy | weather prevails along the north Atlantic coast, the barometer is rising gradually and clearing con- ditions will prevail. Pressure fs { relatively low and falling in th, Mississippi valley and plains states. emain moderately 1 pleasant in the northern ons favor for this vicinity er with cool nights and Wy day. tures yesterday: H UNION PACIFIC FIGURES. Wasl July 20 (UP)- meres commission to. ior s of June I 352 on its total owned property and of $242,064,568 on jits talsl used ngoper on/| | hospital | crowded, | to p! | Ther ho: vesterday -and found it it having been necessary : one extra bed in a corridor. now 27 patients at the are sital. John J. McBriarty of the E. W. | Thompson drug store is taking two weeks ition It v covercd today pillars in front of ‘t on Arch street have become 1 with electricity. A boy 1 one today and let ont a yell. 1 company is sccking to that the iron Vega block mbers of Co. T attended f Co. C of Rockville § Snipsic. Iusiness Men's out- sale and may pro- D. Riordan W. L. D Abbe, 1pson, C. Geo “arrel and O'Connor, S. rd Crowell, D. on from Middlemass, twood Hill and eood this of a crop is very is no danger talk of candidates for the in nomination for governor, of Governor Me- leader a of 4 refus pa the name this city has not es he s considered by man well able to But Senator Sloper none of it and told a Her- r that he had no guber- sirations vet. The ad- that he was fnter- v the ce of treasurer and ngly id he helieved himself r qualified for this position. As sident of the N Dritain Na- 11 bank & BanX |in the first rank of Connecticut | financiers and would be a good ~hniaa for siste freaswres 1 the party X port rhtorial a . howe for paying for the smallpox epidemic | I | eetsa up. Whatsa mat® the | William | 1 vice-president of the | rs' association he stands Send all communications to Pun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and” your letter will be forwarded to New York. Ous Vacation-Saving Hint! To simplify vacationing, why®not a rubber stamp, With “Dandy time, wish you were here, the ‘X’ is where we stay”? Just to take the thing along with us to hotel or camp And not push pens on post-cards half the time that we're away! ! Just Xut | Briggs: “We have twin boys at our house and don’t know what to | name ‘em. One is a little taller than i the other. Jennings: “Why not Gene and Hyglene?” call them THE PUNCH BOWL An Unbeatable Record “Ward,” my wife remarked to me, As from her chair she turned arount, “The paper says a hen has laid An egg that welghed a half pound.” #ou, Our cook, in passing, heard the words; The dish he clutched dropped at her feet— “Begorro, though,” she prised, ow wouldn't that be hard beat!"” sald, sur- to —C. Warden La Roe e Speaking of the Editor— O wad some pow'r the giftie gie ‘em, To see my jokes the way I see ‘em! —Gleason Pease o o s Horse of Another Color Wee Archie Neff began to swear— A lady, old and grey, Threw up her hands and said him, “What would your mother say! to “She’d give ten bucks to hear cuss, Responded Archie Neff. And, do you know, the right? ‘ The poor old dame is deaf! —Harlan B. Golding me boy _ was This Misunderstanding World! Louise: “Why did Joan ever go out with him? I told he was just a rough neck. ,Marian: “Oh, she misunderstood you slightly. She thought you said he was a rough necker!” —Celle R. Wedeil TONY THE BOOTBLACK At THE BASEBALL GAY Lasta weck Mariouche, datsa ma wife, an Tory, datsa myself, we a go to-a da bases ball game a da Yanks playa da red- headed socks. Datsa fine games. I holler so much T canta speak today. 1 holler at dees, T holler at dem, T holler at avrateeng. Whena da manchers inna dare white suits shouta da hot dogs, da papa corn anna da ging yale, T shoutsa too. When da litla Baby Ruth - she makesa da heot I getsa all excite an Marlouche she wantsa to know whatsa mat’ I go craze an,I say da [ Baby makesa da heet. She says | whatsa mat’ he makesa heet when cotsa so hot already. Sheesa got I'brains like-a so much bunch spa- ghet. Da catcher he getsa behind da | bats an bendso like-a he wantsa | seet down an Mariouche she wanna know why somebody no getsa heem 1 chair. Heesa face sheesa fenced in in he wearsa da vest whatsa look like a lotsa hot-cross eyed buns sewed by da side each togadder. sa got no buttons on heem. Whena da falla getsa up weed da | great beeg steek, cetsa makesa da pitch mad h> throwsa someteeng atta heem. I tink ectsa da ball. Da | falla weed da steek heesa get mad, | too, and wouldn’t plays no more | cause he walka way an nodder falla hees mad aska Mariouche. T say heesa go out |on strike. She say maybe heesa | strike for more wage cause-a decsa | hases ball players no can leev onna | da miserly feefty thousand dolls | vear. Mariouche sheesa so dumb I | feelsa much foolish. She says dey seva dees player lotsa money an den putsa da fence around heem | 50 he canna get out to spenda eet. SHORT, STORIES FOR TABLIOD READERS (Each Sentence Guaranteed Not to Contain More Than One Word) By Mother R. Summer, Tree. Afternoon. Bum. Sleeping. Dream. Rich. Handsome. Princess. Flirts. Tennis. Boating. Ball. Balcony, Princess. He. Moon. June. Tune. Pleasc. No. PLEABE! Kiss Smack. Yum! Sweet. Smack! Wake. Cow! Please. No. Well. One. Hard Luck First Eskimo: “Why Igioo Second Eskimo: “My girl's going South next week and I'm afraid she’ll find out about her diamond engagement ring. It's just a plece of ice!” 80 Dblue, —Marvin E. Kahn (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureal, 1323 New York avenue. Washington, D. C., enclosing two sents ‘o stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answ:red. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. How many National are there in the United States? A, On June 30, 1926, according to the report of the U. S. comptrol- ler of the currency, there iwere 7,978 reporting national banks in continental United States, Alaska and Hawaii. Q. Is bread mentioned Bible? A Yes Genesis 25:6. Q. Why is the teminine personal pronoun applied to ships, engines, and similar inanimate things? A, Personification by the use of pronouns occurs when a masculine or feminine pronoun is used to refer | to a neuter noun as if that noun rep- resented a person and were itselt of the masculine or feminine gender. Thus poets and orators speak of the sun as “he” and the moon as “she” and a sailor speaks of his ship or a railroad man of his engine or train as “she”. There scems to be no other reason than custom and tra- dition for applying the feminine pro- noun'to ships or locomatives. Q. Is the “y" pronounced in the word “yeast”? A Yes. Q. What was the ance at movies in year? A. About 6,760,000,000, figures are not available. 5. Can a naturalized American, formerly a Belgian, be held for mili- tary service should he return to his native land? A. A naturalized Amerlcan, for- merly a Belgian, who has resided five 'years In this country, can not be held to military service in Bel- gium or te incidental obligations re- sulting therefrom, except in cases of desertion from military or naval service prior to emigration, Q. Are there any wild horses in the United States? A. It is estimated that upward of 1,000,000 wild horses are now roaming the western plains from the Canadlan line to the Mexican bor- der. Montana, according to the best statistics available, has 400,000 wild horses within its borders, vada and Utah have had wild horses | ince ploneer days and they survive | by thousands in spite of being | trapped by hunters and shot by banks in the It is first mentioned in total the U, attend- S. last Exact Q. What is the real name of Bob Custer, the movie star? — A. Raymond A. Glenn. Q. Where can one address Babe Ruth? A. Care of the American League Baseball club of New York, Inc,, 236 ‘West 424 street, New York city. Q. What is the meaning of the word “Malapropism”? A. Any grotesque misapplication of words; also any word thus mis- applied. Q. Are alligator teeth valuable? A. They are fine ivory and are valued for ornaments. They are worth about $2.000 a pound (of 50 to 75 teeth.) Q. Does the government. still maintain an Indian school at Car. lisle, Pennsylvania? A. The school was turned over to the war department during the world war and is now a hospital. A medical unit of the army is stationed there. Q. How many deaths occurred in coal mine disasters in 19267 A. The total number of deaths in coal mine disasters in 1926 was 2,514. The rate was 3.79 per million tons of coal. Q. How is “drachm” nounced? ’ A, “dram”. Q. Who are the highest paid motion pleture stars? 1 A. Tom Mix and Glorfa Swanson | are said to receive the highest salaries, reported to be $17,500 a week. Q. What is the States gun and how shoot? A. The largest gun shoots a 16 inch shell 49,140 yards which is a little over 22 miles. Q. How many species of moths and butterflies are there? A. More than 50,000 species have | been described and this number | probably does not represent onc- fifth of the total. Q. Are silver and gold dollars always worth intrinsically their face value? A. The price of gold is fixed by law and a gold dollar is always worth its face value. The intrinsic value of a silver dollar fluctuates with the price of silver. At present it is worth approximately forty-nine cents. FOOTBALL STAR PROVES HERO AS LIFE SAVER Holy Rescues Two From Drowning pro- largest United far will it Francis Garvey of Cross at Lake Quinsigamond. Worcester, Mass., Francis D. Garvey, former Holy Cross football player but now a teacher in Chelsea is receiving con- gratulations today on. his heroism last night when he plunged into Lake Quinsigamond and brought ashore two persons who were in dis- tress in deep water. Garvey, who is serving as fife-guard at Lake park during the summer, had completed his day’s work and was about to leave for home when he saw a man and girl floundering helplessly in the water. Dashing to the water's edge the former football star dove into{ Callouses Quick, safe, sure relief from [PSY ul callouses on the feet. Atall drug and shoe stores Dz Scholls Zino-pads July 20 (P— Putone on—ihe | painis gone {becomeé known until witnesses the wate: &nd swam to thelr assist. ance . reaching “them<" “just s " they went below the surface. .After §s- sisting them to shore he helped to revive them. The couple left beforc their identity was revealed. Garyey continued home and his aet did r’ ¢ of it. Garvey was graduated m Holy Cross in 1922 and played “énc on the football team for two yegrs |GOUNTY POTATO GROP BETTER THAN NORMAL Agent Ben Southwick Reports O dition for July in This Disi trict Is Promising. e e §Hartford, July 20—In . spitéd of weather, bugs and lice the to ‘crop in Hartford county is alpve normal for July in the opiniomhot Ben Southwick, agent of the Hakt. ford County Farm bureau. Recept- ly, ,Mr. Southwick has been visifing the; larger potato growers in cgm. pleting enrollment in a 300 buhel potato contest the farm buread /e conducting’ this year. & A tqtal of 563 -acres has-been #n- rolled In the contest to determine Who ‘zmong the growers’ fn Hart- per acre. Through the courtesy ot per acre. Through the “corutesy. of several seed potato dealérs cash prizes are being offered totthe three growers getting the largest vigld ger acre to by determined next fal by Farm Bureau agents. Harold = M. . 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