New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 13, 1927, Page 6

“The 1eads Bald-Head club annual frolic cart beforc the horse now “The quart before the hearse,’ and “While according to the law ths pedestrian on the road still has rights, they are generally the last New Britain Herald NERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY — Tosued Dally (Sunday Excepted) 1 At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES 35.00 & Year $2.00 Thres Months. 75c. & Month AMATEUR SPORT IN WALNUT HILL Was there ever a more pot for amateur sports than Wal- | nut Hill park? Every evening s seeing a horde of youthful all- | tossers, tennis-players and what not going to _tkis contrally located breathing spot, and they are having feeling. nateur —_— popular “Entered at the Post Office at A e ua' Second Clam Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Buasiness Oftice 925 Editortal Rooms 326 The only profitable advertising medlum | a grand and glorious a the City. Circulation books and press |, o 0o o room always open to advertisers. | d v is | baseball lea and most of them Walnut started, v tho Associated Press a Ihe Associated Press 1s exclusively eo- titled to the use for re-publication ol all news credited to ft or mnot otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein. Member of m to pre play n kn! what ally known | to play the national sport. The first of the newly formed girls’ park the other night joyful events, girls show- rs using n indoor ball lassies in 1S gene s Member Audit Barean of Circulativn games rhe A. B. ts a natlonal organization which furnishes newspapere and adver tisers with a strictly honest analysls of | wer cirealation, Our circulatlon etatistics &6 | joo thav couid “root” with as much based upon this au This insures pro: tection against raud o mewspaper die- | ca tribution figures to both national and: local advertisers. th th ms in the re trea abandon as their brothers. All of which leads to the conclu- sion i ke a long time 1 e | for Willow Brook park to attain the nd, Times | popularity of Walnut Hill for ama- Entrance | teur sportsmen. One of the obigets in creating Willow Brook park, was that would be that will t The Herald 1s on sale Tork at Hotaling's Newss Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Grand Central, 42nd Btreet. —_— The ice cream manufact king heart ed for amateur sports ta rear is a fine place for these activi- but Walnut Hill still maintains lead by comfortable Perhaps en the Willow Brook 10n of the city is more built up but that 2gain Britain's gas than g Let N eult in mor: a as Nowadays nothing . e o situation w hange o effectively as a horse 2 e {onjliiichans) will take time Meanwhile it worth any Shossns fun being had The voungsters run the rts to in Walnut Hill wild airplane note a blue streak. in Cairo Reg sea lik reach oldsters naturally more. Nothing | vide the as wh ettt e Do e v It was a hot day, but t e | park, George Marathon mers failed | to motics it zenuine | such trump card the | Jdn't | The state’s in Fde] murder trump. CLEAN IT UP Haven railroad trial simply or any maintai We formerly had band concs the parks. Where v Yedr? utility like the in public king fount are the owns | eity maintains the one | al would park commission time, perhaps, to clean ad paint up this eyesore. It is rk there be quite Nowadays the average girl S b fin more in her handbag than wears. ¢ at a progin-nt point and should not ! be allowed to look so antique-like tore 1 A three-story apartme mains in a no-three-story the city didn’t act within a :‘n'.[ Well, why didn't it? } BEAU residerce sc distrlot Becan to put it very, very mildly. IFYING BERLIN ction of Berlin Lone thought in the Black Hills: | T no words of praise. It is de- The lowest corn crop in years | lightfully pleasing to the eye, a joy will help the grand old party in|f nd 1928, ng motorists, a sourc to residents. the Laving pur corner where char the old stood to Ic A naval disarmament confer tl furnish the | of Woodruff store have like a promoter, will ocean if the nations ships. the nd a jarring note to the | pleasant scene, action is being tak- en by the state to beautify it. The report is that shrubs and flowers | will be planted and that the corner will tually perfectly with the beauty furnish Byrd remalns careful while in France. One girl succeeded in Kiss ing him, but the boy still prefers to kiss babie: prom- inent ever fit in f Berlin street ¢ in the ality A man cannot obtain alim Tllinois, but a woman can. Still likely acter, a larg Other improvements modern in cha oline filling being in the Well, stations can be made re women in that state want eq before the law. station prospect at Jones site, | even gasoline The city can continue to use Wil- low Brook as a storm sewer; which must greatly please the pow be, seeing it is one of the fe to appear attractive, and the Stand- e thnt ard Oil knows how if it wishes to Storm | do so. Berlirers should lend their | influgnce toward ot ning the best | type of building for the purpose. The heas goes out wa outlets we have. with rt of every New Britainite toward the neigh- is a pretty spot to the futur il be far e iolting and | 1t a 1xe, one a Judge rime he certainly drunken drivers do not jail senten nobody rm It in is wielding boring town ch ond achahle” 1 inconven does. with ienice than in the past. If the bet- it. In many ways it to attempt to | rather than attempt to lead. The taminated, the heaches are pretiier it m at | ter we like is sioner observes. old safer and saner every day. Again proving t the family bathtub is getting | profitable imitate BOHLED AGT BRITAIN anged THE IN HARD GREAT 1 oot At New and e | arks about the need | he Perliz he induced Britain. 1f makes a few re ps Colonel Li v to t a look donc con- Baldwin govern- for alrports, something might How much it has done about 1ged by its atti- 9 val armaments be to @ The may 1. supply wido mates who ply inforr 1y not soul mate lonely but there sonl ire some willing to sup- to their wher houts. Vermont is ce inniversary foun every grizzled and spavined farmer in the tie } statc salth drinking hard cid 1 rtof, rorth. Why ful to squabbles? Then act s it 1 vauletille do with imitating they con by singing a love-ir ditty possible for airpla ly really proves pra basebali dimond car a landing field effort to improve Hill We formerly <cold The ways in taken ed consid- | erably about the Washboard pik Berlin Walnut il to| wo should not harbor rather neatly same kind of pikes in the park during tr fs | confer. ; | his mental | to have the Tuqge Leonard T and had 1o retire tekereon ce an opportunity 70 Bu werks are prime enough gotten off the toilowing 4 ¢ was present to do something irope. Russia ¢en pictured as a menace to civili- stantial for has at 1 margin. ca al 1ains | 1 zation, and perhaps, in a sense, it !is. It has been regarded as a worthy effort to bring Russia to terms with | the rest of the world civilized fashion and the conference offercd an opportunity to get around a green table and in some economic After much effort the <oviets were induced to send a dele- gation to Geneva and it looked as it something substantial might ac- The British, however, used large sized monkey-wrench just about this time. Came the Pekin raid, the Arcos raid, the break with the evidences of British in China. Instead of " and bringing talk sense. crue, a Russia; imperialism “mollifying Russia in conditions complained ence, which resulted in showing the door to the very people who might value of unof- two na- Communists have been made to sce th Result: Tl i ficlal warfare between the continues. The are not liked, of course: t British have not ove critl- The s cannot get along with them any mor the common sense. e tions but been cism. sovie than can al confs effects of the e Bald- its delegates at the n Suffering from th general strike of last year, t win cabinet has been doing to instigate a method to work for n capital and ¢ done ; the Brit opposite Itherea a 2 nightiest class war. T been would have co-operation be- | labor, as has in the United | sensible government went direction, and ta- on bill which s ble of breaking up the Result: The ating class trades u bel, altogether. | likelihood of more dsvas wars in the future. When the Con- | serva‘ives get their licking at the | generai election entire | e of cards will the ground If the three heva cannot agree upon wa next the hot fall to powers sitting G building the blame will lie with the | and distrust will be a worldwide harvest. Baldwin government; suspicion farch President’Coolidge gave | it as his opinion that the best inter- ests of the world would be served by depending upon a minimum of ships for protection; that he was op- 1 naval fooled strength ving been the 1 Washington this rather a cool attitude for this country to take. After the Washin; ton conference it gland | which b d build- craft | the modern | to unlimited T conference was elevatir and guns | ing cruis auxiliary took s a ative position above 1 standard. Counting buflding, authoriz t r armament cruisers built ed and appropriated for, here is tab o 000; of present cr cd States, 18, Britain, 64, tonnage, Japan, 33, tonnage 247.665. In addition, Great Britain has many swift, large and subsidized | passenger lines with gun mounts | uilt into their framework, Some xed the White Star American owners willing United § s of this type tonnage 155, | 387,410 | time ago it ar lin to from sell. T fow vess ! What By { ing” her ocean trad e >s has only a v ain means by “protect routes, as the | Chicago Tribune apily says. is | plan to dominate the seas. Such altogether depend upon which party happens to be in ration. The MacDonald a ideas | power in a government a few years ago made abandon the Sin, but when the plans to ipore naval base; Baldwin | government got the de- into pow of bandoning this of the stead base, | | Iy 10 th: surprise yan- it power un plans naught. A naval conference, or any other kind of conference, | time would get h al-Labor combina- in Britain and all will to Let the tion gain these fine g0 t such a rewhere he politici don’t even more, for that wer are im- represent the cour all signs | point to the fact val | held from election be wiped power, | but | must i black eye? {at home eve and get sow { thing and { conscience {th [ wite would | ¢ Factsand Fancies Europe calls those who chase the The good old ing her. A resort is a New Jersey. There's You must hand it to the English. | community had least to sing | They took just up about See the Yo when they us can't m, da ny always ung s we could get a cook to stay place where the shops sell native souvenirs made in something. The | better the face is painted, the yel- lower the back of the neck looks. man He made the dollar ch borrow ers, them by marry- singir with the ! mistake of thinking the modern gi as they seem. New Yorker: the benefil wife snores In the cur square in tow except You can enjoy your vacation right o bite you America to right mat! Nature is gr didn't made corn unn Perhaps the easiest of all wi be is the n The Soviet system ma but you'll noti point there for anti It 1ot wife's you good sm s of country everything the put a nd ive until ce to try other _fat v points are information t e kind of Dot A depending on aspirin | an sary | remember wearing car is printed man’ whose | he ing 1s seems e | people. cinder in vour ool | | e corn borer | Amendment I making 3 tellow's guide | | b good is no nostrums over | fric and not faults, it is time to end your tion and go ho How fine peacerully at makes Portugal, ol wells ¢ there. It's easy fo guest. Just sho bath room him alone. Don't feel is dumb, selected her t this sentence: wtive m ' said s tempe our s Copyr Observations On The Weather | ashington, for Southern day local th Thursday erate fresh Forecast for Local thunder Thursda exc portion tonight; cooler Thursday af moderate ternoo Southwest wine Conditions; the Lake regi and e tricts, Show the plains stat ey and lak ¢ York stat continues and sou The pr <ure rea states tri low subscriptions to the fund is now to buy total of perhaps enough the been Literary Wilcox president of the elocted lin | tevior New Yor conference of ting 1 next ex with an addre J. E. Klingherg committes Mr. | come to an ent | en that ther 1d nt isolation hospital for patients and that in 1l city in the r of 1pox I share ial town 2 called PUrpe s ed i n closed had i vy few ¢ 1y opet loors lay ving b for threc No notic en sent out ustomers elub finished at Hill Gic z on road 1 mes Hort Plainville esterday lot the [ | Johnser G Klett farshall E. Loomis nd Hume, The Klett e Loomis, Wheeler. 1Gladden, Woods Clark and Pfeiffer e | 25 Years Ago Today from the uy 1 over Mard northwe vressu served the to the wetor 1 tempe bout Afln Nantu H New | Norfaik Northf Pittsburel Portland, Me. St. Louis Washington .. co s m t dise 0 sec ing s0 tertain a him and the liquor, and let W nations we three th y expect to use on one anot many revolutions anyway, mah America has my timber modern his room, t cheated The { proves | monopoly of dumbness. rit of . “but 1997 July, New nder shows noon or night. outhwest Eastern show ept ht, is. Pressure is fallin on stward over over th incip: though which r lakes plains the et clope of the the heat north 2 3 ingland: I cision was made to strengthen in- |and continued warm tonight. Thurs- he high pres Atlantic locats » on Lake Michi- Southwest because your | fact that 1'0\1: she has no “We a his peopl we never lose Publish 15.—Forec Coole ull Mod- winds. t r in southcast to fresh : {n ley rn dis- 1 in issippi west of 1 Ohio north repor riets the south: coast dis- center of the extends th- to ke R states 1 over 1 rly winds on of the ri hern state th ure | n | Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the. New Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Britain A Hint To Tourists “If you'll take what we have” phr that we shun, When the landlady. springs it, lieve us we run, Once we “took what they had a co v hotel And, Folks, ad fleas that hungry No Housekeeper : “So you married F: mber now how she an off your feet!™ Fe nd it's the cleaning she's DUN'T ESK! tensen (dies, girls guy in trouble, Take 'em to the theater— ALWAYS costs you double! ‘em to a bascball game, Ask you foolish questions, Ask 'em what they want to do ALWAYS dumb suggestions! m are sweet but du est are cute but catty, ALWAYS do their VLest To drive batty! always a fellow Marrv Jilt 'em—breach of promise ome of them y be all rig But I'M a doubting Thomas! Petty n, unkin Gr W stupid Fickle, hate a & Like a g Wome . —T wonder why T like And Good Looking, Too! Herndon: “What h ape’ of eve owns?” Clerk -piece Mrs the s Ne cuits —Mont Hu Act One A western Dan MeMullin, nof nning for ic Giffn lie, is v of y s “So like K a lot of book lar I got a good heart, and if 1 help out a little, to mak= it right with you ney: “I'll do that glad want me to write o. but just sit orm, and correc wrong." Two lin's offic reed, rushes in.) “Mr. McMullin, c it away (Scenc: Medt half s the hurry y met over t lynching for the Ar Spiles, hut it, have a t killed 1owed re they ment out of th MeMull rn the school-teacher there.” IS stopped it, 50 t to have e right over. to join me Act Three Red Guich. A plat MeMullin is ne bacn erceted. slde In the words of who wrote that dictionar Girtney ling h. Noah!" McMullin: the werds of Di wrote that great (n a Thoarse McMullin's W . coat niel Webste nd noble dicf MeMullin 7 eri Noah built the LIE Well-Known Were Hiustrated Exactly! Youwve heen buyir summer underw lork of sir ‘Yes don't - 1 stick to to m Va nmonds they stick W, re FIRST READER Marshall Flemi The Cat see the cat? iear teacher, I do not se tsoever indeed nohow. what do you see? THF Fdited by Do vou cat wh Well I see a ladyv that belongs t clubs, three sewing ‘em—tkey hold vou back Piute some ex- gathering.” him sits Mr. Giffney great s T was saying Advertising Slogans P oregu- is a be- " at were anny only ever mb, | | public laws per sessio © you in | I bathing et mining com- pub- the the school- | porse lives about 40 ye T told you, I{\hich was rnin’, you Do | your | near | t me | could | over I here | By Andy | they | Tell | over | form orat- y.) Dan- per, 1) in who tion- ipes! this them ng) e any I motor car 4.100; by t | 20 years. I'd be | captivity for 15 years. of Nazareth, King of the Jews’ Q. Cah you tell me' something about Art Acord who appears in the movies? Also the name of the horse which appears in the pictures with him? A. He was born at Stillwater, Oklahoma, in 1890 and spent his early life as a cowboy and ranch- man. He was with Dick Stanley's Wild West show in 1919; with Buf- falo Bill in 1919; rode second at the Pendleton, Oregon, Cheyenne, and Salt Lake roundups, and won the championships in bronco riding at Klamath Falls in 1912. Mr. Acord is six feet, one inch tall, weighs 185 pounds and has light hair and blue eves.\ He is divorced from Edna May Noyes, a soclety woman of Pasadena, California. The famous horse which appeared with Acord in his pictures was named “Raven.” Q. How can clubroot be eradl- | cated? A. and eight other miscellaneous socie- ties for the dissemination of gos: scandal, and low-down. Hmmmm, So THAT'S what see? Then why in thunder you say YES when I asked whether you saw the cat? you didn't you To fly across the Atlantic is a considerable achievement. But it would be even a greater achievement to fly across the Atlan- tic without ha¥ing any songs wri ten about you! (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) JA. It s a soil parasite affccting cabbage and other cruciferous plants. Tt thrives best in acid soils and in some cases may be checked by a liberal use of lime, but its presence in any fleld in destructive abundance is seldom suspected until {00 late to save the crop. Planting cabbage or other cruciferous crops on such a field should be repeated for several yvears during which it should have continued dressings of lime and ashes. Care should be question of fact or Informatlon b ,yen to secure uncontaminated soil writing to the Question BEditor| ¢, scoq_peds, and to destroy all af- New Britain Herald, Washington | ;. ioq piants before cattle have ac- Bureau, 1322 New York avenue.| ... (o them. as the diease may be Washington, D. C.. enclosing tWo| ., pjaq by the manure from cattle cents in stamps for dreply. Mea:o;l. who have eaten it. legal and marital advice cannot be ¥ & given, nor ean estended research| @ Whatis the be undertaken. All other questions| ®V N L o0 o4 and will ’;Ciz‘:e:l "c‘::;gf'h:e::]’;'wfe';' Italy, in the name of all those who signed r s & s i have fallen in battle for the great- All letters are confidential.—Editor. sk lof Ttly I seax o Gonseorate myselt exclusively and unceasingly for Ttaly's good Q. What is the value of a United States two cent plece dated 13652 A. From 2 to 10 cents Q Who was the first woman to obtain medical diploma in the United States? A Flizabeth Blackwell was the first. She was born in Bristol, Eng- land, February 3, 1821 Q. On what day did Easter Sun- day fall in the year 18517 A, Aprll 17. Q. What is the area of continen- tal United States? 3.026,789 square miles COMMUNICATED QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can geL an answ.r to any Fascist party Q ancircling the globe? Evans and Linton c established a record for encircling the globe in 28 days, 14 hours, 36 minuttes and 5 seconds. Their mileage was : By train and airplane, 6.300; What is the reccrd time for and by steamer 8,0 Q pa; session ? by the last A, Congress ,000 laws and beginning in 178 these are privat public acts have been the first were passed How many laws 4 by congress s How many on? has passed over | olutions since its About 30,000 of measures; 20,000 and resolutions. | cting over 600 The total number of bills and resolutions in- troduced in the 69th congress was, senate house 17.415. The | {otal number of public and private |prefect of police, Jean Chiappe, in- law passed was 1428, Eight of these sists that policemen assigned to | vs include-3.600 bills out of the |traffic duty know something about enumerated above. They [operating automobiles. He recent- e individual pension bills. |1y ordered them to learn to drive “so Can it be said that, generally | that they will realize that drivers animals live longer than have their troubles and will treat them accordingly | This it scems to the writer, 1s a lsplendid idea, one which could be adopted in New Britain. I do not know how many traffic policemen in |this city run automobiles but it would not harm them to learn if there are any who are not familiar | with the operation of motor vehi- |cles. It s difficult for a man to reg- ate motorists properly unless he inows from actual experience the |difficulties they face. If all traffi policemen would run cars through traffic they would, perhaps, be able to handle their jobs more efficiently from the standpoint of their own responsibilities and ‘motorists’ prob- |1lems. are Congress is now e Editor New Britain Herald: An _ Associated Press despatch from Paris informs us that the new Q. speaking, men? A most of them do not live ephants live 150 to 200 Whales probably live lo Some animals live longer but long. vears as A in an aquarium, Crayfishes may live was kept in Most birds | birds a toad ept a cat o lived 66 0 A queen bee have long lives, th 1 son from 8 to 18 years and the and vultures up to a hundred s or more. On the other hand, among all the thousands of species the individuals of only few species live more than one yi the adult life of most insects being but a few or weeks, or at most months. Even among the higher some ar rt-lived. Who are th Yo est and oldest moving picture stars? Sunny McKeon, known on the as “Snookums™ is probably He was born Septem- The oldest is probably afayette, od 82 years. Is the log cahin which Abraham Lincoln s born pre- served? Who ow I A. The farm and log cabin at Hodgenville, Harden county, Ken- tucky, where Lincoln was horn, were ceded to the government by the Lincoln Farm association. The log Wbin itself is inclosed in a magnifi- mausoleum. Mere also are elies of his early life. 2. For what do the letters T. N. | I. stana? | or four Latin words that weer inscribed over the cross, “Jesus | Nazarenus Rex Tudacorum—‘Jesus et A DRIVER tund of general information. gence you display on topl u rate In the sc a complete recor People § n the youngest. o of gencral ries of Ten Mental AN YOU ANSWER. ‘ests n an abso rl the coupon below and send for it. £~ = = = = CLIP COUPON LLIGE five cents {u loose, uncancelied, U. B. postage and handling costs. NAMB STREET AND NO. ny Q cIry . 5 I am a reader of the NEW BRI TAKES SHRVING THINGS AND HEADS TOR BATH- ROOM. FINDS DOOR. LOCKED - WILFRED'S IN THERE SITS ON EDGE OF BED, USTENING FOR DOOR TO OPEN WELL BE DRESSIN (OME ouT &) DECIDES TO TAKE NO (HANCE AND WAITS BY DOCR . 1S CALED T TELEPHONE IN MIDDLE OF TELE - PHONE CONVERSATION HEARS MILDRED COME OUT. HURRIES UPSTAIRS FINDS BATHROOM TRICK SNEAKING IN o eix clubs, DECIDES HE MIGHT AS LOCKED. RATTLES KNOB PND SHOUTS WNO_IN BAZES 5 NTHERE Nowd™ IS ADIRYY END WITH THEM LAWSUITS BURST - FLORIDA BUBBLE Developers of Hollywood Saed for Nearly $3,000,000 Miami, Fla, July 13 (#—Three suits totalling almost $2,000,000 in claims, have been filed in United States district courts here and in Jacksonville, by the highway con- struction company incorporated of Ohio, asking receiverships for two companies which played major parts Tn the development of the city of Hollywood, famous Florida boom re- sort near here. Joseph W. Young, founder and developer of Hollywood, is president of both companies named and is himself named as defendant in the suits; which are for balance due on sidewalk and street paving construc- tion completed, and for profits lost when contracted construction was ordered stopped early this year. The companies for which receiverships were asked are the Homeseekers Realty company of Hollywood and the Hollywood Land and Water company. Hollywood, from a population of 25,000 little more than two yea: ago, has dwindled to a scant 5,000 inhabitants and its wide boulevards and paved sidewalks in many cases spread through thousands of acres of unpopulated development plan- ned originally as an ideal model community resort town. The city suffered eeverely from the hurricane which devastated the east coast of Florida last September. Two suits based on claims total- ling $630,358.14 werc flled in the Miami district court by the Ohio firm. The suits stated that the com- panies “already insufficient assets" would be juggled about from one to another of companies in Which Mr. Young was interested and that the receiverships were asked to forestall “Mr. Young's intention to immediately cause all properties of the defendant corporations to ba transferred to another corporation to be organized by him pursuant to some so-called reorganization scheme.” At Jacksonville, receivership was asked only for the Homeseekers Realty company of Hollywood, Fla, although the suit was filed against “The Homeseekers Realty company and Joseph W. Young.” The suit was termed a suit of breach of con- tract and claimed that the Highway Construction company of Ohio lost $1,216,736.70 in profits on construc- tion ordered, by virtue of a stop work order on February 1, 1927. No explanation was 1made, or could be obtained, as to why the suits were filed at different cities, or whether one suit absorbed the other, TO SING FROM WTIC Mrs. Albert Ericson, contralto of this city, the pupil of Annie J. Moul- ton, will broadcast a short song re- from WTIC tonight at 7:48 o'clock. SUNBURN Relieve the soreness, prevent blis. ters, dryness and roughness by using Resiriol HOW’'S YOUR BRAIN POWER? Your abllity to talk intelligently 'n any company depends upom your udge-you, size you up, by the intelli- of general Interest. Do you want to find out intelligence? Our Washington Bu- of every question asked by every reader of thi It knows what people want to know. And it has complled a bingly Interesting bujletin called The answers are In a separate section of the bulletin. To test yourself. your friends, to have a thrillingly interesting game at & party or home gathering, these testa wlil give you what you want. Fill out OFF HERE = o= == o= NCE TESTS EDITOR, Wa shington Bureau, New Britaln Herald ew York Avenue, Washington, D. C. [ waut a copy of the bulletin CAN Y OU ANSWER? and encloss herewith postage stamps or coln to cover STATE TAIN HERALD. _— e, - = — == By GLUYAS WILLIAMS PULLS TROUSERS ON, RABS 6. IN SHAVING THINGS AND RUNS, | MIDDLE OF 6ETTING TROUS- TOO LATE - MILDRED 607 ERS ON,:HEARS WILFRED IN AREAD OF HIM i DOOR. TINDS IT'S HIS WIFE!S DISTANT COUSIN, WHO 1S SPENDING THE WEEK| AREAD OF HIM