New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 11, 1927, Page 6

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Th ction against fraud in aewspaper _<sribution fgures to bath pational . local . adv . dre- and N Times nce on sale dally In Newsstand, E The ‘Herald ork ac Hotalng's fare: Schultzs Newsetands, ana Ceritral, 4nd Street. —-— iltimate in advertising cars experience in radio.” you of are n have done their air that are notteing arkey One cannot help Sessre, Dempsey and serjously crowding t fation pub- - Jieity. When -that Illinois man succeeds Mass., with to his in-flying to Springfield, attached time to give machine be flying it a back, will him some space a la Lindbergh the right of street, The pedestrian has way on the according to an old law; especially if he while is in an ambulance. Déwn in Kentucky a radio re- “celving set.operates a mile under- * irourd. Showing to what lengths ., people will g0 to escape that clectric + light- buzz. Mang a college president com- pares unfayorably with Ban John- son’in one respect. Given the privi- lege of accepting $40,000 a vear for . cight years as “president emeritus” of th- -baseball league he politely écd o ‘cofimercialize his future. OWARDLY ACT sination of Kevin O'Hig- The - gins, Vice-president of the Trish Free State, eowardly act and '~ robably Was instigated out of *¥ghge for the executions in Ireland was a re- \whigh were legally inflicted as a re- Jsubtof “warfare against the govern- the Irish Free State—the other having been < <3tichacl Collinse—have met their fate ““at the hatids of assassins. The gov- L2 lkéned, the strong mén of wriment will not be w * inevifable resuit heing that the peo- ple will rally to its policies. Other “strong men” will carry on ! § tract money from exhibitors for)he didn’t earn their flocks of poor pictures, most of whiéh were rarely given to pub- lic view. The remedy now forced ‘npon the producers—provided the ‘Trade ‘Commission decision holds good—is greater care in the produc- |tion of desirable pictures, so that |they can be disposed of on their merits and not by being forcibly linked up with the good pictures. In other words, instead of aiming to go0d one, the producers now will be compelled to enlist their talents and efforts toward producing | which will sell on their merits. pictures less exhibitors—that is, theater pro- prietors, 1t will reduce expense and ' run of film; | insure a finer avera s way a lar, sted and in be int A GIRL IN HOLLYWOOD A 19 Christy, went to Hollywood—like so . Her home miss of summers, many others—a year ag town, Logansport, Ind., lacked “op- | " especially film oppor- to the she is portuniti tunities. Anyway, she went filmdom the mecca of and now a leading lady ing a star. The noticed something of the films who about gentleman above was Harold Lioyd. W wheth- her the average are not however, he spark informed, er saw the spark of genius or the of beauty; whether she got a joh as super and by her aston- all ishing deportment outclassed other supers, of her which struck Harold as indicat- something about the color ing film success. At any rate, she's leading the Lloyd procession and is making the old home town wonder how it neglected her “undoubted ta ts.” It is = c that she is brown-ha | eved. But that's all the agent let us know about enough to be told d and blue- nasty press r so far ! Perhaps that is for ent. The quite enough the pre picture press agents do upon wheth- are somewhat peculi rarely they dilate extensivel er the girls can act. That might in- dicate that acting is not so import- ant in the pictures, especially if leading lady has brown hair and blue c¥es and is easy to look upon uring & close-up. For one such success in Hollywood wre thousands of failures. Girls troop there by the train-load; ! it is a town where girls are as plentiful as in Tr most every restaurant waitress dreams of a glorious future as a icading lady or a star. The town has the prettiest collection of females on the globe, it is said, and they hail from almost everywhere, The sad thing about Ann Christy’s | suceess 1s that 10,000 other reading about it, will get tired of their home town the train to some hopefuls and take “alifornia. There they will add their charms to the sum total already there. intensifying the competition and while they cke thriving on hope out exisfence at much more menial tasks than they ever considered in their home | towns | Occasionally, very fla occasionally, in fact, hes to the front Then some girl a meteor, “If she | like there is a cho! can do it, why can't turn out five mediocre films to one | The decision is a victory for count- r public will | able | Ann ! next thing to be- | or whether there was! compared with Chap- lin, Drew was one of the finest of actors. And his private life was never at- tacked. He never figured in domes- | tic fracas news stories. He was 2 « great actor who lived the part of a) good man. SUNDAY G The feared gasoline war did not | come to a climax in Chicago over | Sunday, but it served to call atten- tion to the dire inconveniences that would be caused in this age of Sun- day driving if the supply of this propulsive fluid were shut off in any large city upon this day. Under present conditions all our | zasoline stations are open for bust ] Sabbath, and perhap: sold on that day on the more gasoline is than any other. But there are those who claim, perhaps with consider- | justification, that if all motor- s supplied themselves with a full | nk 3f gasoline on Saturday fully | It n the filling stations could 1f not more losed on Sunday. n ha i | THE FORD RETREAT Henry Ford explains that { didn't have time to read all went into his weekly magazine; the “the | le, that 3 | stuff that was printed against international Jews," I Befors he made his now famous apology and retraction he says he took the trouble to read the back files of the publication and was “as- | tounded” at the statements con- | tained therein. “Too busy for failing Strange that | conspiracy of ete., he didn't read at a ' was his explanation the articles a man pub- nshing a magazine should be too busy to take note of its sensational outpourings during a period of vears. One gathers that he also was too the material in the issued under to read earlier, t busy to read | magazine which was the title, “Mr. Ford's Own Pag which the motor magnate wa. | | i " on sup- sundry posed to editorialize upon al » N. Y., and al-!} topics. Perhaps many readers really i | believed Mr. Ford wrote the edi-| | torfals. It now seems likely he never saw them, Wlhile too husy to attend to s!lvh‘ , the motor magnate ha been able to take extended vacations | | with Edison and other cronics. These lasted a month Thomas i at a | time, Tt is also well known that the managenient of the Ford plant has been in the hands of his son, sel, for several years, the clder Ford being eredited with merely approv- ! ing policies. The elder Ford has been taking things a great deal easier { that formerly, as befits his age and accomplishment Less than a vear ago Ford would be change in Model T: that engineers was quoted as saying the no Lad been fussing with changes or | cmployed in experimenting, but they | | merely needed something to take up | their time nothing different | would be manufactured. After these denials had numerous along came the announcement that Model T would be ditched, and been fairly The Ford organization faces the | sreatest battle in its career. Gen- | cral Motors has been crowding it consistently, Ford nceds as much {to place in the state turnfest. ICharles Haa |d | of the local Turners because of the failure of the New Britain Verein The society will return to amateur in- struction, under which it always pro- fited. The officers elected last night re as follows: president, Adolph vice-president, Bernard recording secretary, co. esponding secre- tary, Herman Kcunze; treasurer, Ru- dolph Guenther; financial secretary, ul Stoeckel first instructor, George Froeba; assistant instructor, Lonis Ioth. A hole has opened in the pave- ment just inside the tracks in front of the Mechanics bank on Main stroet, and Chief Rawlings has noti- srenlich; Emmerich; 'fied the trolley company to fix it. No one knows how it came there, as the foundation beneath is supposed to be solid Factsand Fancies Road: A noun; thirds feminine. singular, two- Man: An appetite, an ego, and 327 bad habits. A worm not only will catch trout but also the votes of one-gallus | boys. It everything in hell really is rot- ten, how the realist will enfoy it! When the meek inherit the earth, office boys will be out of luck. It's nice to have guests occasion- ally, so you'll get to eat in the din- ing room instead of the breakfast room. The proof of a generous heart 15 the ability to be generous without teling anybody. The only truly happy people are too darned busy to wonder whether or not they are happy. There's one advantage in a small fleet. It will be harder for alr craft to hit with bomt Americanism: Yellowism cussing the umpire because the home team is losing. The reason you enjoy scandal about others is because the contrast makes you feel virtuous. A man doesn’t get foolish about the cause his wife is getting fat. A resort fs just any place where vou can do the things you are too dignified to do at home. A hick everybody town s place where feels free to scratch. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned—except a woman # whose doctor sa ler trouble imagina He hasn’t the true reformer coms plex unless his good time consists in spoiling your good time One reason why the modern girl doesn’t tell mother everything is be- cause there isn't much you can tell a modern mother, y to cultivate good You can get a job with me public service corporation, gals because he is fifty, but be- is wholly | Send all communications to Fua Shop Elitor; care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. We'd Tell the World How! Disarmament parleys are heavy with gun talk, Let's lighten them up, Folks, with hunor and fun talk, If all the nations had cheer-fare, say three times a day, All danger of war-fare would be on it way! No Name for It! Edgar: “0ld King Solomon had & weakness for women.” (harles: “A thousand wives, and | you call that WEAKNESS?" WHEN BLACK IS READ He Nose Better Now! Some people color meerschaum pipes; My old friend, Jerry Lowes Spent all his meney and his time In coloring his nose. {And when he had it colored so | It roused enthusiasms, A hornet stung it good and hard, And perished with the spasms! —Rev. R. G. P, PR In tke Courtroom The judge (when verdict turned) Was angry as the deuce, ‘What earthly reason have For turning this bird lose was re- guys The foreman of the jury rose And sald, “Insanity.” The judg2 said, of you? Ye Gawds! Can such things be!” —Nelson V. Zerber What? All twelve Louder! First Voice: “And as the COLD winged DAWN un-fold-ed its sil- vered robe of Light—" Second Voice: “Lady, would you mind repeating that subtitle? I'm a i little hard of hearing!"” | —Walter B. Jezek A brand of Bohemian heer has been named in honor of Chamber- lin. That still leaves him behind Vol- stead. A whole era was named for him! | IF MOTHER GOOS WRITTEN IN TELFE: (According to Patricia Borden) MARGERY DAW |8 AW | PER DAY UNL! i DITES WORK 1ER MOTF GOOSE ANTHONY ROWLEY 1"ROGMARSH 0-HEIGH-O | WOULD GO WOOING BUT MOTH- 'R ADVISES AGAINST STOP AD- VISE FROGGY WOOD DR SIGMUND FREUD VI A AUSTRIA | CAN YOU UNDERTAKE CURE OF MISS TUFFET STOP SERIQUS | COMPLE. RESULT FRIGHT FROM SPIDER WHILE EATING CURDS WHEY MOTHER GOOSE » e D PORRIDGE CO AMALGAMA NEW YORK NY [cast included Jack Pickford, Wil- —Mrs. J. G M. Where She Got Them Mandy: “Ain't Nature wonder. ful?” Lilly: “Nothin’ else, honey. instance, dem silk stockings you is wearin’ came from coons.” Mandy: “Cocoons? Don't talk foolishment, chile. Dem didn't come from no cocoons. Jes, from a coon. A coon by de name of Wash- ington Brown For co- —Bernard Senie Copyright, 1 Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r 10 any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. What Is the airline distance between New York City and Seattle, ‘Washington? A. 2419 miles. Q. Who wrote the photoplay “Brown of Harvard"? Who were in the cast? A. The photoplay was adapted by Donald Ogden Stewart from the story by Rida Johnston Young. The liam Haines, Mary Brian, X. Bushman, Jr,, Mary Alden, Torrence, Edward Connelly, Williams and Ernest Gillen. Q. What is the state flower Tennessee? A. The Passion Flower. Q. Must a man be a citizen of the United States to enlist in the army? A. He must be cither a citizen of the United States or must make a legal declaration of his intention to become a citizen before he can enlist. Q. What is “compound interest 2" A. Interest accruning upon the interest that is added to the prin- cipal sum at stated intervals, the whole being ated as principal Q. What the meaning “Corpus delicti”? A. A literal translation of the Latin is “the body of the crime.” In law it is the substantial &nd fundamental fact or facts necessary to the commission of a crime, as in murder, the actual death of the per- | son alleged to have been murdered as a result of criminal agency. > Bermuda onions grown | nited States? Al v are grown in California and the southern states, particular- ly in Texas. Q. What section of the United States produces the best celery? A. Celery production has hecome localized ir sections where a suitable combination of soil and climate and adequate transportation facilities are found. This is particularly true of the Imperial Valley of Califor- nia. the peat-soil areas of the Great Lake region and the sandy-loam and clay-loam soll¢ of the Northeastern states. Another important celery producing section has developed in the peat soils of Florida. Francis David Guinn of of “the land and his American navigator, Lieut. A. W. Brown, who flew from St. Johns, Newfoundland to Clift- den, Ireland, a distance of about 1,960 miles in 16 hours and 12 minutes. Q. What are the meanings of the ‘Veronica? A. Julia means ‘“soft-haired”; ‘Theresa, ‘“carrying ears of corn’, Catherine, ‘“pure” and Veronica, “true image." Q. What are the colors of flag of the Irish Free State? A. Three equal vertical stripes, green on the left, white in the middle and orange on the right. Q. On what dates will Easter Sunday fall in 1928 and 1929? A, April 8, 1928 and March 381, 1929. Q. Has there been any senator in Congress? A. Mrs. W. H. Felton of Georgia served by appointment for one day in the 68th Congress. Q. What causes the undertow of the ocean or sea? | A, It is the flow of water at -he | bottom of a shallow sea in a direc- | tion opposite to the surface current | produced by the wind; or the back- {ward undercurrent on the beach when the surf breaks the shore. Q. What is the diver has ever gone? A. A navy diver, Frank W. Cril- ley, went to a depth of 308 feet at the time the submarine F-4 was raised at Honolulu. Q. Does the Lindbergh air-mail ! stamp carry a picture of Lindbergh? A. No. It bears the picture Of‘ “The Spirit of St. Louis” (Lind- | bergh’s plane.) YOUNG DRIVERS MUST SHOW | FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY State Motor Vehicle Dept. the woman on deepest that a Issues Statement To Clear Up Con- fusion on New Laws Hartford, July 11—Two sections of a law concerning the right of minors to operate motor vehicles in Connecticut, which are effective on different dates, have been responsi- ble for some confusion for those af- fected and have resulted in numer- ous questions to the state motor ve- hicle department. The first section appliés to registration of vehicles by minors after January 1, 1928, and the second, which went into effect July 1, deals with the financial re- sponsibility to be shown by drivers between 16 and 18 years of age. Regarding the first section, the de- partment explains that after Janu- ary 1 the law will not allow the commissioner to register a motor vehicle owhed by any person be- tween 16 and 21 years of age un- less such person files proof of finan- cial responsibility, This proof must be accompanied by *a certificate signed by either or both of the par- ents, as the commissioner may re- quire, or the legal guardian of the minor, approving or requesting the registration of the vehicle.” Under the second section of this law, now in effect persons between 16 and 18 years of age must show proof of financial responsibility to the commissioner. This same sec- tion also provides that owners of motor vehicles shall not allow mi- nors between 16 and 18 years of age to operate such vehicles unless the owner or the minor has furnished the required proof of financial re- sponsibility. vapert Accountant Thief; Makes Proprietor P: { 1 Bhangha!, July 11 (UP)=The pert accountant fobber has riadg appearance in Shanghai apnd téday was being sought by. police -of' the what [ names Julia, Theresa, Catherine and |International settiement. The mefh- ods of the rogue and’ Ms bandare unique and have reduced robbery to a business. The leader and his men are Chinese. 4 Recently. the gang -entered{ a sauce and cake shop of one Ho ‘ Yuen with pistols ana dem-fr money. He opened his cash drdyv and produced $34. The robbers accused him ot hotd- ing out. He ,rotested that he had no more money. The leader manded to see his books and amined them for 15 minutes. At length Ho was informed that he must have $322 more on hahd or his books were wrong. Menated with a pistol, Ho ‘wént to a secrat drawer and ‘handed ‘over the cbn- tents, which amounted to just 'lélfi. In another robbery. the —expert fc- countant called the atténion of “he owner of the shop to several*bopk- keeping mistakes,’ A 1[ READ HERALD CLASSIFIED Safe, Harmless || Way to Remove | Perspiration Odors Here's an easy way to banish all body odors—with perfect safety! One or two tablespoonfuls ot Sylpho-Na- thol in your bath water will ‘not only end all ordinary perspiration odors but will instantly relieve pgr- spiring painful feet. Wonderfully, re- freshing and invigorating—and bene- ficial to the skin. You'll be delighted, Get Sylpho Nathol at all dealers. 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Who first called Boston AS PORRIDGE | hub of the universe”? ) | HOT DITTO COLD STOP ALSO'| A. This ‘humorous appelation HALF GROSS PEAS PORRIDGE | popularly applicd to Boston, origin- IN POTS STOP PREFERABLY |ated with Oliver Wendell Holmes in NINE DAY VINTAGE “The Autocrat of the Breakfast Ta- PHILLIP GREEDYC ble; “Boston Statehouse is the hub o s of the solar system. You couldn't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crowbar.” Q. Who made the first non-stop N STOP FORCED | flight across the Atlantic? ‘A, Capt’ John Alcock of Eng- SHIP _CONSIGNMENT ORDER P ONE'GROSS i i | zood will as he can get. By apogi ing to the Je jattacks Correet this sentence: said “I consult- ‘and all } ——— - CLIP COUPON OFF HERE = == == == I INTELLIGENCE TESTS EDITOR, Wa shington Bureau, New Britain Herald 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. I I want a copy of the bulletin CAN Y OU ANSWER? and enclose herewith voves BTATD vooesesvessesisusvessavat five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. 8, postage stamps of coln to cover ciry T am s reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. always room a rhaps they also quote, “There is : e persons who . wish race for the rabid | ¢d seven doctors, o made the same diagnosi: the cutions of 17 “fpught -to + goverhment theré’ probably -~friends souglit that *O'Higgins went “b¥ one’ or more detec the top.” . T his magazine made and overthrow Out of were present | & b8 number | MARRIA | romising to be good in future naturally adds Instead of aiding the publicity of | intended | he Publishers' e (Copyright 19 Syndie: this to his chances to some whose | capture their good will, which The fact | guarded T Observations On The Weather Washington, July NAMB terssestnianes STREET AND NoO. will P not be denied o long as it appears he HEXRDEE: marriages, the s recently MARGARET SANGER BIRTH CONTROL LEAGUE thr possibilitics for secrecy. | : Lz 3 | ossible to find Jews riding in Ford The town clerk of Danbury has i ca | | followed Jout passed iive age license law (i ; it sincere and the promises s indicates | e s 5 mada good. Bye and bye it may be of the stat vostage and handling costs. there’ was no tendency to underesti- | who en- ettt e —————— Dut his mate the danger to officials AN OLD WOM | TO LIVE IN CASTOFF SHOE HAS 11.—Forecast, TOO MANY CHILDREN STOP for Sonthern New England: Mostly | PLEASE ADVISE cloudy and slightly warmer' tonight MOTHER GOOSE ind - Thurse Probably local showers. Gentle northeast shifting | to southeast and south winds. | Torecast for Eastern New York Partly cloudy tonight and Tuesday | Probably light showers and thunder Oné fs justified ! storms. Slightly warmer in south- such influ- J west portion tonight and in south- | cast portion Tuesday; gentle to mod- crate cast, shifting to south winds. Conditions” High pressure pre- vails gencrally, in the Atlantie coast districts from Maine to Florida. Showers were reported generally | during the past 24 hours from most | New England districts except north- and central Maine and south- stward in the t districts to the Gulf regi Showers were also reported from widely scattered d states, Depres- + generat Utah. in fieavored “fo niaintain the state, and they may even be of help O'Higgins in the footsteps of the | in developing Palestine. But this talk about the wmotor magnate not having known of th nature of the attacks in the I‘vnr-% vesterday dismissed town clerk of Naugatuck in refusing | detective from attending him while | to make publ lice ntion to marry 1 notices of intention to [T applications for he went Ny was | the about unattended to church. Po: it marriag nses or notices of in- indi- first first time to go Both of them horn Independent strikes us as sig- If true, bly lacka rdly that th does not G et nificant. it indicates a re- protection, did deed 1 eehock the civilized that the : mar sical kink in the irry are public documents, William € L of stated i magnate's chars orld Welling, state superin Hart- fsal to make asking haqw a man of ould be _ HIRING A HALL The " significant _thing i vital statistics at cnee so distressingly ca ford, has hat 1o less 25 Years Ago Today A number of lo line in the fiftl mobile club of (ompounce Satur and water can be o eniently on the ‘route, and a 1 mout of gasoline, steam, and ¢ hicles is expected, New RBritain Business ciation is panning its t the shor such intentions public vill result In 1 - will result in vigit ational Ao Gt N Sweden ih Britain could ebtain wndifor TELS HER TO KEEP (ALM, T WONT” STING KER IF SHE WEPS PERFECTLY GUET TAKES HANDRERCHIEF GUT WASP MOVES OFT™ LOSES AND ADVANCES BRAVELY TRACK OF IT g foreed to revamp | & conrert. Satu tnoon | ek of | vehicles will be i of the Auto- | tiord to Lake afternoon. G: out “bhuvii er o tained con- | Manitoba L remperatures continue to Mississippi valley. Conditions favor for partly clondy weather higher temperatu Temperatures yesterdayi - High 3% Men's annual out- A committee to look details has been ap- consists of D. McMillan dy, and W. C. Hillard d that New Brita this vicinity with slightly | sidiary n| Atlanta an onting at | Atlantic i MeMillan | Boston conversation ! Bufalo f Bristol. | Chicago falling in line with | Cineinnati il tendencey to inerease the | Denver In a short while they ! Ditroit eir customers that they | Duluth o iner the pric: Hatteras fH to 12 cents a loaf. ported this morn Low HAS OVERWHELMING DESIRE(: 0 BOLT YOR DODR. WASP | 5 HOVERING NEAR EAR " |° “Way Down Yonder In the Cornfield” SAYS T MUST HAYE | TLOWN OUT OF WINDOW AT THIS INSTANT HEARS ANGRY HUM COSE BE - HIND NECK STANDS TENSE AND Mo- TIONLESS WHILE WASP CIRCLES HEAD TWICE City Wouldn't Affect Him Haley: “I see they a going to make the currency smaller. (¢ “They could abolish it en- thout affecting me any. 1 t my hands on any!" . Estelle Robbins lent M ors are | ¢ ey lving of Tacksonville fitni product Vlings o Kansas City EMBARRASSING Mr. Judell: John. was terribly fussed At the wedding When ‘the preacher said, John, this is thy lawtully ded wife,” Tohn turned to me ~And said, I'm pleased to meet you' Oh. 'l make That man suffer MOM 1.os Angeles Miam) Minneapolis Nantucket number of supernin duty had now N inciuding those i=olation hospital and honsr ikely phat th efited tein said tork saranti at Haven Orleans York Norfolk Northfield @ and M. S Hart lost W. P. Bryan second round of Hartford vester- exhibitors HUM CEASES. WASP MUST (ANT STAND SUSPENSE. CLUTCHES HANDKER: WITH MODESTLY. HEROIC AfR., A HAVE SETTLED ON HIM OPENS EYES AND SEES CHIEF TIEHT AND CARRIES CORPSE OF w‘ ! S“Hlulg EVES AND AWATS WasP ON CHAIR POUNCES OUT OF DOORS tures fn order_to obtai X v in the 18 trully-‘condeninee advantag. Ballin ha od of 2s professional instructor | of the ol Pittsburgh Portland one enaoling the p been reli Me. Louis ke e i