New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 27, 1927, Page 6

New Britain Herald Tasued Dally (Wunday Excepted) At Yerad Bidg., 61 Church Street ¢ SUBSCRIPTION RATES .90 & Yoear. $3.00 Meaths. 8. & Month Eutered- at the Post Office at New Biit- . oin a9 Second Clams Mal) Matter. Business Office Editorial Rooms The ‘only profitable advertistng medium tm the City. Cireulation and prese room always open to advertisers Membor of tho Associated Pres: ‘The Associated Press s exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all' news credited to it or mot otherwise credited ta this paper and aiso local mews published therein. Member Audit Bareau of Circalation | The 4 B. C. ia & natlonal organization | which furnishes newspapers and adver- | tisers with & strictly honest analysis ot | circulation. Our clrculation statistice are based upon this audit. Thls tusures pro- taction against fraud in mewspaper dis- tribytion figures to both national and local advertisers. The Herald s on eale dally tn_XNe. York at Hotaling’s Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. Movie ?ars are due to get less stage mogey. Some of our shelks act as if they | obtained a sheik diploma from 2 diploma mill. S | The higgest brewery plant in New | Haven has been raided; but that isn't saving it was the biggest of the ! kind in the state. One motorcycle policeman was charged with setting out to “get” a young speeder. The more of this tribe the cops set out to “get” the better thie public will like it Georgla's 71-year-old governor, who rises at dawn and retires at sundown, makes only one promise, and that is he will do his atter- | dinher speaking while the sun is; shining. Banquets expecting 4he chief executive's presegce will have to take place at luncheon clubs. More evidence that Berlin 15 get- ting more metropolitan every day is found in the fact that white line markings are wanted at intersec- tions. The town in all probability has more “dangerous corners” than | any place of its size in Connecticut, considering also the average high speed of the gasoline chariots along | the p|l'v.'.‘ About three months ago . We printed .a - little puzzle in these col- | umns—the first and only time it was | done. The puzzle was one of cal- culating, a matter of putting $50 in a. pank, and then seemingly with- drawing $50 and then being sur- prised to have $51 remaining. It ‘was ‘credited to the Chicago Trib- une; and goodness knows where | that paper got it. Now, in the July | Smart Set magazine, the same little brain tickler appears, all dressed up in the imprimatur ef originality. Information has’ trickled here from New Haven to the effect that in"spite of the colorful array of costumes during the recent Yale class reunion, the attendance of alumni was about the poorest in the history of the institution. Informa- tion coming here from Harvard is to the efiect that the class reunion there the Dbest attended in Cambridge history. We have been asked to “explain it.” This we can- not do except to fall back upon the supposition that the raising of $20,000,000 down at Yale has some- thing to do with it. Yale has no alumni like Mrs. Bok of Philadel- phia, who so far has given $10,000,- 000 to her Institute in that city. was BUS LINE SHOULD RUN THROUGH CITY It 100ks as if the New Haven rail- road is to restrain itself from mov- ing the main line far enough west to permit New Britain to enjoy the benefits of its thorough travel; at least, it Won't be done in this gen- eration. It is also unlikely that New Britain will moye itself closer to the matrt line; and it is also unlikely that * the railroad will somehow build &’ downtown station which will be contiguous to. the main line at the same time—indeed, it can't be done. We remain in the same condi- tion of transportation as we havc been for many years and will along somehow—carry on in th ¥ood old way and get therc just the same. But if the possibility of improving the railroad situation is as faint as DX on a static-laden night, about getting on the main line of the through bus line hetween Hart- jord and New Haven? This line, what bus operated by the New England Transportation com- pany, a subsidiary of the railroad, gives hourly service between tord and New Haven, paralleling the railvoad tra the engire right of way. It p through Eerlin, just lke the rail- road dogs. Britainites who wish to_go to New Haven can travel on it ifithey. first get to Berlin, as 18 the necessity if they would travel practic o |New Britain, {more passengers to the line, people | tions would be improved in “a few et | L= Hat- | about getting to Berlin. must arrive at the Center, and there | change to a Berlin bus—usually re- quiring a wait. 'Then, on arrl\-m” on Berlin street, or Worthington ' ridge. there is another change and another wait. Those who like that | sort of thing are welcome to it. Some people must travel on this bus line, otherwise it would not be running and giving hourly service all day—an improvement over the railroad service. It isa speedy line, although giving local service as well as thorough service. But it runsj through Berlin and not through New Britain. Very little business trom New Britain is picked up 1ni Berlin on account of the circum- | stances previously mentioned. | Suppose the route were through New Britain? Here is a city of 80,000, and though a good propor- tion of the population travels in private automobiles, there is a fair proportion which would use the bus | line to New Haven; out of our 80,- 000 there certainly would be quite | a number eager to use it quite fre- | quently. 1t is remarkable that the railroad operators of the bus line did not add New Britain to the route in the first place. It would not only be of advantage to the public but also to the company. It would mean a thorough service between Hartford, Meriden and New Haven, and would add a great many bound for New Haven and the shore who do not now care to go to the bother of first going to Berlin to take trips which may not be con- sidered in the nature of necessities. If the company does not think it advisable to rl*ll the through | busses via New Britain, what about an alternate route through here? THE SPANISH WAR MEMORIAL The duplication in appearance of the famous Morro Castle in Havana harbor as a memorial for Spanish- American war veterans in Willow Grove park quite a unique addition to the city’s memorials to its war heroes, was fittingly unveiled ‘Sat- urday afternoon. No ane can be more surprised at the culmination of this fitting mem- orial, perhaps, than the Spanish- American war veterans themselves. It was only a few years ago when | they had all but given up hope of ever seeing a memorial erected in | this city; yvear after year agitation | proved fruitless; either there was no money on hand or financial condi- vears.” The spirit of procrastina- | tion ruled civic endeavors along that | line, and while promises were sin- | cere, they were scarcely a satisfac- tory substitute for the action de- sired. Now the Spanish-American | shaft s a eality. There were two Morro Castles that figured in the Spanish-Amer- ican war, although the one at Havana harbor is generally meant when the word is mentioned. The | other was an imposing fortification | on the high cliffs overlooking San- tiago Bay, and it was within sight of its guns that Licutenant Hobson ! and seven-of his men sank the Mer- | rimac at the entrance of the harbo; thus effectually bottling up the | Spanish fleet. The parade Saturday was one of the finest in recent years, the ar-| rangements were thorough and effi- ciently carried out, yielding credit upon all who had a hand in the event. The unveiling was of mem- orable impressiveness. The city finally saw its duty and made complete amends for all past neglect by doing it with uncommon thoroughness. The presence here of out-of-town organizations and officlals added | | greatly to the manner of the dedi- | | cation. . The parade was particular- Iy beautified by these contributors to the event, the Putnam Phalanx and its band and the Sphinx tem- | ple Shriners being particularly note- {worthy additions. This type of :Aparmflc is a vastly superior article | compared with the customary sort | seen here. KATHERINE A. STANLEY Death of Katherine A. Stanley re- | moves a most estimable woman. Although inactive for years, due to age, her influence for good was felt | ghe was of {in numberless ways. Inoble character and radiated good cheer and helpfulness. Her ideal- fruit, ism and she and good will | bore practical (lived a life of servi toward her fellow man. She leaves it mourned by the good deeds with which she identified will go on. This. after all, !|~ life's best tribute scene hundreds; | was | | One is torced to n back and | utter an exclamation of admiration in contemplating the Maple interest in that district’s affairs. unique plan { adopted in Hill to whet up The conditions in Muple Hill co- incide with those elsewhere; democ- vacy is highly regarded, hut when the time comes to participate in its | the privileges and duties citizen 15 “too busy. To combat the forces of General Apathy the fd2a of dfviding tha town into sec average wnd having a lieuten- on the main line of the railroad. But | ant in churge of each, has been de- there aré certain’ dlsadvnntunlvued, this respect; whatever they private- |has caused the people upstate to fment is the topic of conversation. | worker for party success.” {the he NEW BRITAI to stimulate attendance at the town meetings. If each section is can- vassed by the lieutenants prior to cach meeting, or to further any other town affalr needing public co- operation, the results should be highly satistying. Such a plan could be taken up to good advantage by other communi- ties—cven cities. A leader to a block in all civic undertakings requiring general participation would work wonders. i COURTING TROUBLE “If your life isn't worth anything, gasoline is; don't smoke near the tank.” Thus formerly read signs in many gasoline filling stations. They are not prominent any more. Autoists who tinker with automobiles while lying prostrate on thc ground under them; dare-devils who lean over motors while fixing them; thought- less chaps who “fuss” with gaso- | line tanks with that abandon which comes with familiarity are more common than ever. And while they are at it, watch them smoke! There i8 no law against the owner of an automobile smoking a pellet| while he is doing his favorite tink- eringy Nothing but common sense stands between him and such chance-taking. Such sense, however, is not as common as one might expect. Filling station employes continue to follow the dictates of sense in ly might wish to do, the boss usually has a stringent rule against courting blow-ups in this manner. A large number of autoists, the newer gen- eration of machine drivers, how- ever, do not take things seriously. Whenever we see a man fussing with a Jmachine while smoking a cigaret we beat it. Most of them seem to be extraordinarily lucky, or the auto manufacturers have made their contraptions more fool proof than they used to be. BRANTFORD BABES ) The political potency of Brantford used to be entirely overlooked, but it now develops that the “‘shore line" open thelr jaws and take notice. Lieutenant Governor J. Edwin Brainard is no mean politiclan, and 20 loyal is his shore line constitu- ency that nothing but the governor- ship for him is in its collective mind. To add ten gallons of pride to the already fair total in that end of the state comes the {information that Ernest Averill of Brantford has been | appointed assistant attorney general | of the state. Brantford knows how to play its politics; at least, its two best politiclans know thelr gou- lashes. Brantford offers a combination of farming and sea fishing, Canaan offers farming and trout fishing. Thus another combination is added ' to grand old party possibilities, al- though fishermen and nothing else | but have known to act up politically occasionally. Brother Averill was a leader in the legislature, and, of course, that always helps when political prefer- The way to get along in this state is self-evident to all students of pol- itics. First: Join the Republican party and become known as a “hard Then get elected to the legislature on the Republican ticket. Then, don't be too intent upon having original {deas; if you must have any, keep them dormant. Always agree with John Menry, and when he cracks the whip, jump. In due course you will be a leader or something. And then, when there is some pap float- ing around, it may hit you right between the eyes. That's the way they do in Brant- ford. And elsewhere. 25 Years Ago Today One of the inexplicable things about the smalipox epidemic is the series of weird tales being scattered, apparently by one man. He seems to be a monomaniac, and no sooner have the papers come out with the exact status of the epidemic than he spreads reportts of steen new cas Whoever be is, he is a beautiful liar. The only thing this morning was the | iperseding of Commis: Thomas | cCue by Joseph McGrain, a young | drug clerk. The principal business before the | strect committee last evening was | the request of the railroad to string wires above ground. The odd thing about the request was that the wires had alrcady been strung. The road | said it had never heard of wires of | over 6,000 voltage being placed un- ound and wanted Supl. Cooley to explain how it could ba done, Mr. Cooley, unfortunately, was unavoid- ably absent, and action was post- poned. The common council appointed a committes last evening to inspect th of the city, F nitteeman will have a b opy of the resolntion by which he appointed. The committermen | as follows: First ward, Park Oldershaw; second, Lo a Lumpp; third, Traut and Alderidge; fourth, Wells and Ster fifth, Farmer and Melntyre; sisth, Smith and Corbett, Mrs. W. P. Felt and son are ch com- | ige and a | are s0- | | area of First, one!duty of each such person will be|were chosen: President, M. J. Hayes financial secretary, P. J. Kennedy; recording secrctary, John Meehan; treasurer, John H. Ralph. Winter strect residents are up in arms against the promiscuous dump- ing of garbage on the vacant lot on that street. They have made them- selves heard in this regard before and intend to make an injunction permanent this time. 3 Dr. C. W. Clark, veterinary sur- weon, has moved his office to Room 34. Booth's block. The athletic council of the high school met at the Y. M. C. A. last evening and appointed the follow- ing: Alfred Lang, manager and Fred Teich assistant of the track teah; Ed Carlson and George Noren of the basketball team, and Howard Damon and Elliott H. Porter of the baseball team. The managers of the several teams will wear mono- gram caps. FactsandFancies Still, the angle worm is popular, and it hasn't any gex appeal. The blonde isn't really dumb. She Just acts that way because she knows men like to feel superior. So many people pretend they are charitable when they are merely en- deavoring to buy gratitude. _ One very good sign of rain is a straw hat that hasn't yet been ini- tiated. It the nations desire protection only, let them build innumerable fighting craft with a cruising radius of only flve miles. - THe ‘“swell joints” in New York look much like the others, except for the padlocks. When friend wife wails that she once thought you the only perfect man in the world, the tactful an- swer is, “Well?" People really do live more right- eously in villages. It's harder there 1 to get away with anything. Another proof of intelligence con- sists in denying yourself just enough to avoid satiety. Americanism: Tipping too gener- ously to avoid being considered a hick. Tt must be a great surprise to a locomotive when the cowcatcher really catches a cow instead of a flivver. Whisky never made a man burn his neighbor's barn. He wants to burn the barn and gets dfunk to generate courage for the job. They may reduce the size of pa- per money, but the stuff will make vou feel just as big. THe poor are those who submit to robbery because_ot. fear, not be- cause of a desire to show off. No wonder the clinging-vine type|" is disappearing. Who ever heard tell of a vine clinging to-a pill? Smut magazines may have a com- bined circulation of millions, but the same 100,000 people provide the cir- culation for all of them. It's a comfort to have Willie knock over the ketchup bottle when you have guest: You know he is developing normally. When you begin to think your brand of cigarettes not so good as| it used to be, that makes seventcen you've smoked today. Correct this sentence: “Ahal™ chuckled the old-fashioned man to his daughter, “T have caught smoking.” Copyright 1927 Publishers Syndicate Observations On The Weather Washington, for Southern New Englan tonight and day. Not much change in temperature; moderate to fresh north winds tonight diminish- June .—Forecast Torecast for Eastern New York: Fair tonight; Thursday fair; rising temperature in central and north portions; moderate northeast winds. Conditions: The storm of yester- day is passing outfto sea beyond the Maritime Provinces and a strong Ligh pressure now over- spreads the country cast of the plains states and centers over Michi- gan. Detro Clear weathér prevails generally in all districts, ex- cept the central Gulf coast regions. A disturba over the Rocky Mountain states with center in the Canadian norths Tem- ratures are relatively low over the e A in ost. Take on and the middle but are rising an- the Condition: fair weather in temperature. Temperatures vester§a - Tligh Atlanta . St Atlantic € e s B Tloston ... EbEs LOieh nor for this vicinity nd not much change T.ow Detroit Duluth . Hatteras .. Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angeles . Miami Minneapolis ing at New London Carl Lorenzen, the Church street | florist. 1eft today for New York. He | will sail for Germany on the Prince | Bismarck. He will return in August At the semi-annual election of the | 30 antucket New Haven New Orl ew York orfolk Northfield As we understand it, the|pastime A. C., the following officers Pittsburgh . you Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Mirth-Bathing for Everyone, Folks! Let's bask at the glee-side the long summer through, Wherever we live that's a thiag we can do, A dip in the mirth at the Beach of Good Chzer Will pep up our spirits now hot weather's here! Come Clean The Dean had delivered to the edi- tor of the college comic magazine the ultimatum of the faculty. “You mean we must leave out all jokes about short skirts and limbs?” asked the student, hat's it exactly—no more shin digs!” PERFECTLY HAPPY! By Jake Falstaff Though every form of honor known On Colonel Lindbergh now Is pressed, I, just for one, would never yearn To pluck one medal from his reast. Though every one is glad to heap Fresh, ever-envied glories now On Chamberlin, I would not pluck One sprig of laurel from his brow. One time I tried to hang upon The wall a picture that T own. I happened to look down, WHAM! T fell and broke a collar bone! and One time I tried to stay awake To see the happy New Year in— It took me 37 days To get back all my sleep ag'in! I'm glad they made those non-stop flights In that Bellanca and that Ryan— I'm very glad success was their's— That saves me tryin’!!!! Tt Sure Does Martin: “Just why do money ‘jack’?” George: “It lifts such a load off of a fellow!"” you call —Joseph Martin Then there's the guy who thought his girl was a double crosfer whemr she put two “x's” at the end of her letter! THE TIE THAT BINDS (A Fun Shop Drama) In Three Acts By Alexander J. Molko 5 | (Scene: Parlor of Miss Aroma Tucker’s house in Bumminham. Miss Tucker’s fiance, Sunflower Jackson, is with her). Sunflower: “In two days, honey, ¥0' is goin’ to promise yo' is goin’ to ! lub, honah and obey me.” Miss Aroma: ‘’AUs right, Sunflow ah, and Ah means to live up to dat | promification. Jest so long as yo' | don’ give me no ordahs, Ah'll obey Act Two Scene: Study of Parson Brown. It is the night before the wedding, and the ceremony is being rehearsed.) Parson: “Now, chillun, we-all will go froo de whole rigamarole fum de beginning ob de commencement to de ending of de finishment. We will puhceed. Mistah Jackson, does yo’ take dis woman foh yo' wedded wife?"” Sunflowe Parson: “De correct ansuh, for de fifth tahm, am not ‘Yes, sah,’ but ‘Ah does.” " Act Three (Scene: The church. The wedding is on.) Parson take dis woman wife?” Sunflowe! “Mistah Jackson, does yo' foh yo' wedded “Yes, sah!” De correct ansuh am Parson: “Look here- 5 Miss Aroma: “You look yere, par- son. You-all quit badgering dat nig- ger, or yowll have him he won't!" A New Use for the Eiffel Tower} Alcoholically Speaking Mrs, Burk Does your husband like this Y Mrs Ask M : “No; he prefers the to Have Another' habit!” ‘or Medern Children (Idited by Marshall Fleming ) 1 What is this? Ah, this bhaby. Where is its mamma? Its mamma i3 downtown working in a millinery istore so she can have a career | The nurse takes care of the little { baby while the mamma is gone. Why does the nurse do that? 8o is a little she can earn enough money to hire DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, JUNE 27, 1927 a nurse to take care of her baby while she works out her career! This is a lemon squeezer. But why are you jumping up aud down and saying, “Goody, goody, goody?” Oh, 1 . You think there is go- ing to be lemonade. Don't be a dumb-bell, little dear. They are going to make gin high- balls! O SOLE MIO! Fred: “Bert, how can Phil now that he has artificial teeth?” Robert: “Easy enough, my boy. His voice is a beautiful falsetto!" —Mrs. A. W. Neal (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) ng. QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ.r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—EJitor. Q. What {is the average depth of the Atlantic Ocean? A. About two and one half miles. Q. Did Tommy Gibbons engage in any battles after his bout with Jack Dempsey in 19232 A. He fought about a dozen bat- tles after that fight. The last one was with Gene Tunney, June 5, 1925, when he was knocked out ig the twelfth round. Q. Who started the fashion of bobbed hair for women in the Unit- ed States? X A. Irene Castle is credited with having started the vogue here. She vias one of the first women who ap- peared on the American stage with bobbed hair. That was during the World War. It was not until after 1921, however, that bobbed hair was generally adopted by the public. Q. Who was Callisto? A. In classic mythology she is pictured as an Arcadian nymph, daughter of Lycaon, and the favor- ite companion of Artemis (Diana) until Zeus cast lustful eyes upon her and received her by assuming the guise of Artemis. Q. Who was the author of the photoplay “Rookies”? A. Byron Morgan. Q. What state has two capitals? At present no state has more than one capital. Until 1900 the legislaturs of Rhode Island met in | Newport to canvass the vote and adjourned to Providence in Janu- ary to transact business. Now all sessions are held in Providence and that is the only capital of the state. Q. Is Anna Eva Fay, the mind reader, still living? A. She dled May 1 her home at Melrose Massachusetts. Q. Who was the leading man in “The Covered Wagon”? A. J. Warren Kerrigan. Q. Where is Bheskastel? A, It is a town in Rhenish Ba- varia, on the Blies River, five miles west off Zweibruecken. Q. What make of does the President of States use? Lincoln and Pierce-Arrow. Q. Where is the hottest place in the United States? A. The Tottest rocorded by the Weather Bureau was at Greenland Ranch, Death Valley, California. The thermometer registered 134 degrees above :ero. Q. Mow miuch does coal and charcoal weigh per cubic foot? A. Bitumircus coal (piled loose) weighs from 44 to 54 pounds per cubic foot; anthracite coal (piled loose) 50 to 57 pounds per cubic 1927, at Highlands, automobile the United temperature foot and charceal made from pine and oak weighs trom 16 to 30 pounds per cubic foot. Q. What {s the origin and mean- ing of the name “Steven”? A. It s a contraction of Steven- son or son of fteven. The name Steven means “bespoke” and is from the Baxon. Q- What is the record atten- dance at a sport event in the United States? A. The two largest are the Dempsey-Tunney prize fight before an audience of 144,468 at the Ses- qui-Centenniat Stadium, Philadel- phia, Pa., and 145,000 at the annual 500-mile Memorial Day automobile race at the Indianapolis Speedway, Indianapolis, Indiana, May 30, 1927. Q. What is the seating capacity of Wembley Stadium, London, Eng- land? A, 126,000. Q. Who was the author “Swiss Family Robinson”? A. J. R. Wyss. The book originally written in German. Q. Where is Samoa? To whom does it belong? A. Samoa is a group of islands in the Western Pacific lying about 130 miles north of Tonga and be- tween 400 and 500 miles northeast of Fiji. There are nine islands, and numerous rocky islets. The four largest islands are Savaii, Upolu, Tutulla and Tau, in the Manu's Group. Savail. Upolu, Apolima and Manono formerly belonged to Ger- many but since the World War are annexed to New Zealand under mandate from the League of Na- tions. Tutuila and Tau and other islets belong to the United States. Q. Who is the “skipper” of a vessel? A. Skipper is 2 nickname ap- plled to the Master or Captain of a vessel. TROTZKY AGAININ WRONG IN RUSSIA With Zinovief, Threatened With Party Expulsion Moscow, Russia, June 27 (P— Charged with treasonable speeches and violation of party discipline, Leon Trotzky and Gregory Zinovieff, once powerful figures in the coun- cils of the All-Russian communist party, now are threatened with final dismissal from the party. Their ex- pulsion has been asked for by the pracsidium of the ‘central control committee, and inasmuch as they have been demoted, disciplined and warned several times in the last few months, there appeared little doubt today that the praesidium's recom- mendations would be complied with by the party as a whole. The praesidium based its recom- mendation, among other things, on the allegation that Trotzky and Zin- ovieft have engaged in continuous attempts *“to break party unity at a time of serious international com- plications, aggravated by partial failure of the Chinese revolution, and of facilitating the activities of anti-Soviet agitations within the So- viet union.” Attention is drawn to the fact that the contrite attitude displayed by both men after having been censur- ed for their activities and utterances was merely a maneuver to deceive the party, and the offenses are stat- ed to be particularly unpardonable of was fund of general information. newspaper. “CAN YOU AN the coupon below and send for it. postage and handling costs. | NAME STREET AND NO. VER.” The answers are In a separate s To test yourself, your friends, to have a thriliingly Interesting game at & party or home gathering, these tests will give you what you want. 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The youth of the country, by means of military sports, are being stirred to prepare themselves for service, while mem- bers of the unions are being urged to support the country’s voluntary martial organization. Only a few days ago this organ- ization made provision for military preparedness in all provinces and districts of Russia, with special at- tention toward developing sharpe shooters. . The unions are continue ing their efforts, started some time ago, to raise funds for building air- craft. Bring Out the Hidden Beauty A face which al aged, faded or dise colored is never a pretty face, yet to use a trite phrase, “Beneath that old, whithered complexion is one fair to look n* To -reveal the beautiful under you must peel oft the outer akin. can do this quickly, surely ‘and safely, at home, with pure mercolized war. Purchase an ounce at any drug store or beauty counter and use as directed. Freckles, blackheads, liver spots, moth patches and akin _imperfections disaps pear like magic. 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