New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 23, 1927, Page 16

CARDS REPLACE Games. A7 the Associated Press. Whilg the Yankees strode far, ahead of the American league pack | with four Wwins in two days, the' Cardinals today were replacing the Cubs as the imminent threat to Pi- | rate leadership of the National, league. Fading after failing to best thc Pirates in their two game duel for the lead, the Cubs who recently won 12 games straight, have pow drop- ped four in a row, three‘n( which went to fatten the averages of the! rising Redbirds. The latest was won vesterday by 11 to 5 and gave the Cards a clean sweep of the Cubs series. It was a personal triumph tor Grover Cleveland Alexander. Eager for the chance to nuch against the club that sent him “down the river” to St. Louis where he helped win a world championship last year, the iron-armed veteran took the mound out of turn and held his old team mates to six scattered hits. One was Hack Wilson's 14th homer of the season, but it could not | turn the tide. Facing the lowly Reds next, the Cards have a fine chance to make things even hotter for the Pirates, Still out in front and holding their own, the Plrates unloosed their hit- ting Horwitzers and dropped the Reds by 11 to 9 in a game that saw eight pitchers, four for each team. ! cyy, The Yankees' second duplex win | in two days over the Red Sox fea- tured a full day in the American league with thrce double headers. The history of the previous day it- self in° that while the Yankees won both, their nearest .rivals marked time by breaking even. Babé . Ruth’s 23rd and 24th homers In the first game helped the { Donotiue, CUBS AS RUNNERS UP IN LEAGUE Chicago Team Drops Fourth Game In Row to St. Louis | —Pirates Drop Cincinnati Reds — Yankees Win Double Bill From Red Sox—Babe Ruth Hits Two Home Runs—Browns and White Sox Split—Sena- tors and Athletics Divide a Double Header—Other Colline, 3 Quinn, p Lo, 2z D moxe m . wloscos Totals Battod for Bnlu)’ in 9th. Batted for Quinn in Sth, z2—Batted for Pate In 9th. Simmons, Mo- | hits—Cochrane. Lo Umpires—Van Gra: in, Connolly and Rowland. Time—1:50. Second Game .12 000 102 202— 10x ington ladelphia NATIONAL LEAGUE CINCINNATI AB. R. .360 ] ° e e S e rcorsen, 3h ot 3 5 4 “ 5 3 | White, lmosososomsmum—nw alcccomonaccscory mlossscsoscsns~al URGH PITTSB AB. K. 2 Morrlson, p Lrickell,” x . i, p Aldridg Totals x—Batted :eu—;:n-—-—:uv«u-‘; coombunu=w=nd wssso0somcs00nD Sorccscccumrssy 38 11 for Morrison in 2nd. Yanks to their 7 to 4 vietory and made hm all even with his home | run shewing for the same point in | 1921, Hin record year. The 3 to 2 de- | cision in the second game was won on & minimum of hitting with Shocker out-steadying his opponent, Ruffing ,although tr- latter granted | only three sateties. In both games the Sox made more hits, but couldn’t | cash them for runs ag effectively as the league leaders. | Al Thomas scored his 11th victory | 7 of the season in pitching the second , place Sox to an 8 to 5 victory over | the Browns in the second game of thefr double bill. The first was lost | in 10 Innings by 3 to 2. Duelling the Athleties for third-place rung, the Senators bested them in the first session by 4 to 2 on#the pitching of the rookie, Lisen- bee, who has now won nine games, then lost the advantage in a 13 to 7 deteat as the A's slammed 15 hits off two less potent pitchers. AMERICAN LEAG First Game 000 1003 100 000—4 210 an New York . Bosten Becond_Game NEW YORK Combs, ef Morchart, Ruth It . Genrig, 1b Durst, rf Lazserl, ss Dugean, 3b . (rabowakl, shocker, p . Wilcy Moore, p sesemanpE wlossacsomna Totals o8 Tebin, rf ..n—fl,:;_”u,;z..lo,, b SN B wlossossnss Totals 3—Batted for Hartley in Tih 27—Batted for Wm. Moore in 9th. New York .... 200 010 Boston 000 020 Twe base hits—Morehart, Dugan, (io, Toft, Thre: base hit— Ruffing. Win- Shocker. Umpires—Gelsel, Time—2:07. nm Game. R Gerber, 53 . Stewart, et eunt la==>=-—-=>— olosscsos20:2F Toraly a —em23325080w@ Metzler, ot Hunnetield, 53 . Rarrett, rt MeCurdy. ¢ Peck, xx . Talk, 1t . Xemm, 3b Claney, 1b Fard, b kil 1 E-Ratted for Connally in 10t ~Batted for MeCurdy in ] 2 coeo> Lisendee, p P | ROTPRON Totale 13 PHILADELPHIA AB H. i o . 1 1 B " 3, iean their | |to train for Sharkey, {Tom Luther's xx—Rattet for Nehf in 9th, Cinelnnati 30 001 Pittsburgh . 030 015 00x—11 Two base ~lits—Dressen, Gooch, L. Waner, Walker, Zitzmann. Three base Lita vler, Walker. ~Winning piteh I Losing pitcher—Lucas, U Moran, O'Day and Reardén. 002— 9 CHICAGO AB. Sl mommnmcam Beck, 3b ... Csborn, p . wocoo000H0D inosoo~ooc—nmoni soses Southworth, rf ell, 2b Schulte, ¢ Toporcer, &8 Alexander, o Totals x—Batted for Os sx—Batted for moomoscssal base hits—Bottomley, Alexander, worth, Home run—sBottomiey, Wilaon, Schulte. Losing pltcher—Osborn, Um- Wilson, Prirman and Quigley. Time DEMPSEY PLANNING THREE BIG FIGHTS Says He Will Beat Sharkey and Tunney and Then Defend Title New York, June 23 (A—Three big fights today blazed the trail Jack Dempsey has mapped out to carry him back to boxing supremacy over all the - .rid. First is the battle with Jaek Sharkey July 21 in the Yankee sta- dlum, The other two are condition- al upon success in the ones that come hefore, but Dempsey is cer- tain he will still be on his feet when the third is over. The sccond is a return fight with Gene Tunney in September {ft— Dempsey says “after” — he beats Sharkey. Third is a bout not later than September, 1928, for defense of the title Dempsey would win back by downing both Sharkey and Tunney. This man-sized undertaking Dempsey is ready to sign his name to today, as soon as Tex Rickard ean place the papers before him. After that Dempsey wants to leave at once probably at camp at Saratoga Springs, N. Y. With his well-known sense of the s>ss3oo32s-=0 | his office | himselt dramatic, the promoter who has vorked with Dempsey through most of the fighter's carcer, has invited Dempsey and Sharkey to appear at the sign The itk man will see a Dempsey bronzed and confident, 00 with the bit of over-fullness in his “He looks great to me,” ex- claimed Rickard on Dempsey’s ar- al yesterday. “Snappy, light on his feet, cloar eyes! And he carries as he did when he Kid in this business.” An hour after his arrival hy motor from Wilmington, Del, Dempsey and Rickard were agreed on terms for the three fights the ex-champlon hopes to survive. Instead of splitting even with Sharkey, Dempsey I8 to recelve $0 slightest per cent and the ex-tar 20 per cent | of the gross receipts for thelr sta- dlum hout. Rickard expects the gate to run more than 21,000,000, wins the right the fall, Dempsey is to get ntore than the 15 per cent Rickard at first Apecified, probably 20 or 25 par cent. *|the t the same time today for | voung Boston punther- | was a | It he | to fight Tunney in NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 1027, STV IVYVYIVVINTNYY VYT ERTT AT 1AL TWO GAMES SCHEDULED IN INDUSTRIAL LEAGUE TONIGHT—FALCONS TO MEET ELM CITY COLORED GIANTS SUNDAY—RED SOX PLAYING IN MIDDLETOWN—PIRATES AND KENSINGTON TABS BATTLE IN LEAGUE GAME—RU’I_'H HITS TWO HOMERS HARVARD VICTOR |TWO GAMES SCHEDULED IN INDUSTRIAL BALL LEAGUE PIRATES 10 PLAY HENSINGTON TABS {Local Teams Clash in Wostern Connecticut League Game Sun. Two of the most bitter rival base- Lall teams in this section of the state will meet a¢ Willow Brook park Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock when the Pirates of this city and the Kensington Tabs will clash in & regularly scheduled Western Con- necticut Baseball League game. The Pirates have lately entered the circuit and although scheduled to play their first game last Sunday, were prevented from statting in the league by rain. The team has been practicing faithfully for several weeks but it will undergo a real test in meeting with the Kensington youngsters. The Kensirgton team has played everal games in the league and tands about even in the number of | gamos won and lost. The team has | a strong aggregation of players who {are anxious to pin a defeat on the | Pirates in the first meeting betwecu the two this year. Coach Charlie Miller of the Pir- ates has worked out a good looking combination but as yet the team h not been really under fire. Sunday's game will show just how strong the two local outfits are in the running for the Western League title and backers of both aggregations will be out in big numbers to watch their favorites perform. The game is slated to take place at 8 o'clock Sunday afternoon on Diamond No. 1 at Willow Brook park. GORBIN RED S0X PLAY MIDDLETOWN Large Number of Local Fans Planning to See_;lugue Game A large number of baseball fans trom this city 1s expected to attend Central Connpecticut league game in Middletown Sunday be- . |tween the Corbin Red 8ox and the Middletown Recreations. The Sox will be making their first appear- ance in the Forest City then. The contest is expected to be a thriller as both teams are evenly matched. The Recreations are anx- jous to even up the standing in the won and lost column. Lanning, ex- Wesleyan star, will pitch for the Recreations while “Micky” Noonan, one of the best baseball players in this eity, will be on the receiving end. This battery was considered one of the best in the Middlesex County lengue last season and it was due in a great measure to the great work of the pair that the team finished in second place in the standing. Noonan's appearance with the Middletown team will draw many fans to that city. The Recreations also have a num- ber of the stars of last year's Coun- ty league in thelr lineup. Krauth at first base, Rednald at second, Nejako on third and Winner in the outfleld were all stars in the cir- cuit. Fitzgerald at short and Moul- son hail from the Connecticut State hospital while Skizinski, Doyle and Dufty are newcomers. The Recreations will open the twilight season next Wednesday night and will continue as long as support is forthcoming. Local managers who are interest- ed in twllight baseball can make arrangements by calling Manager Hermann at Middletown between 12 and 1 p. m. or 6 and’8 p. m. His telephone number is Middle- town 552-3. HARVARD GREW 0 MEET YALE EIGHT Historic Regatta to Be Held on Thames River Tomorrow New London, June 23.—(A—Yale and Harvard crews today eased off in their intensive training for the annual regatta on the Thames to- morrow. With Yale hoping to make it seven straight wins over the Crimson and Harvard supporting one of its best crews in years, the demand for tickets on the two ob- servation trains which will keep pace with the crews as they dash down the river has surpassed all records of the last two years. The selection of lanes, the patrol of the river by coast guard boats, tha times of the varlous races and | the numerous other details of re- gatta day when the Thames will be crowded with boats of all sorts and sizes in holiday attire have been completed. In the varsity race Yale will have the West lane which forces the Eli cight to take the outside of the curve in the course at the submarine about the half way mark. This ace is scheduled to start at T:45 p. m. daylight saving time, In case | of postponement it will be rowed 10 o'clock Saturday morning. The first raca of the day, the reshman contest, will be rowed at 10:30 a. m. daylight saving time, Yale having the West lane. Forty- five minutes later the junior var- sity erews will meet Harvard in the West lanc. Both of these races will be down stroam over the middle two miles of the course. The thousands who will ba here today in advance of other thousands who arrive tomorrotv will ses the combination crews race over a two mile course thia evening, hase, SCIENCE OVERCAME BRAWN (BY JIMMY POWERS) New York, June 23.—We want you to know Tommy Armour. We want you to know the—real Tommy Armour—the stole, raven- headed Scot with a face like a sphinx and a body riddled with shrapnel and a heart as game as any guy who came out of the roar- ing furance of war to win his best honors on the Battlefield of Sport. Tommy is touring the golf courses of this fair land of ours cashing in as befits a modern professional lately crowned champion of the U. 8. A ' Now Tommy, although lie may not know it, will be the embodiment of a great Moral Lesson. Fellows who went about lugging & great Moral Lesson were always more or less of a pain in the neck to this writer. But Tommy is different. Did you ever stand at the first tee of the average country club and see the players drive off? Bankers with round tummies, thin, anemic doctors, lawyers, dentists, business men with delicate constitutions, un- dorsized chaps—all sorts, all shapes. Ask any one of them if they ever expect to be a great golfer and you will get a slow, negative reply. Why? Oh because, they'll say, they have not the broad shoulders of a Hagen, the f{ron wrists of Jim Barnes or Harry Cooper, the stocky bulk of Bobby Jones or the game. That licked-before-you-start stuff is all out now. Here's the champlon. at him. Wounded in the lost the sight of one eye. arm, too, was riddled with shrap- nel, since being partially paralyzed at times. He is far from the phy- slcal specimens of perfection that ruled the U. 8. open dynasty in the long years preceding him. Remember, also, that it seems only a short time ago that a grim-faced youth of 17 quit the campus of Edinburgh University and went marching off to war. For four hec- tic and adventuresome years Tommy went through enough hell to chasten the spirit of any man and vet today you'll not find a pluckier or gamer man on the golf links. Some experts who failed to plerce his stolid mask have not understood him. Many have written that Ar- mour {8 not a great golfer. Of course he is not a great golfer. His score of 301 {s not so muech. Bue | that's not the way to look at 1t He won it. He had to fight to win ft. And it was a thrilling, dramatic battle. Here is a little insight into the character of the man. He 1is not cocky to the point of offensiveness. | "I was memorizing under my breath | 2 little speech of congratulation to | Harry,” he told me in the Oakmont locker-room afterward, “and I kept talking it over and over. 1 started it at th&-eleventh green. I wanted | to show him I was a good sport. T kept fighting to win though. Some- how at the finish T felt honestly | sorry that Harry lost.” Reat that | for a combination. Tommy has a pronounced Scottish accent. He came to America fin 1920 with the Walker Cup team. He was the only invader to qualify for the U, S amateur. Francis Ouimet heat him in the third round. He won the French amateur, tled for the Canadian open and won the Glen Eagles amateur the same year. His pal, Bobby Crulekshank, in- duced him to locate here perma- nently. He hooked up with Congressional club at Washington. Oh. well. the poor guy never had a chance. Remember he's pro at the Congressional Club And look face, he His left Y. O'M OV our All the publle achools in the eity will ba officially closed for ! summer resess tomorrow noon. Marks in all the achools have besn sent into the dapartment offics and the | AND H1S FiRST MAIOR TRIVHPY, Tue 5327 SUBSTITUTE ORDERED Illinois Boxing Commission Orders Bud Gorman to Take Place of Rojas on Chicago Card. Chicago, June 23 (M—The substi- tution of Bud Gorman, Kenosha heavywelght, for Romero Rojas, Chilean boxer, in the main event of the heavyweight card here June 30 has been ordered by the Illinois ath- letic commission. Rojas was declared no fit oppo- nent for Jim Maloney of Boston. The commission pointed out he had lost six fights in this country and was more fitted for a preliminary, until he had established himself as a main bout contender. FORMER OARSMAN DIES Dr. Walter B. Peet Passcs Away Just A Week Before Regatta Which He Planned To Attend. Hammonton, N. J, June 23 (P— Just one week beforc the Pough- keepsie regatta which he planned to attend, Dr. Walter B. Peet, 66, of New York, former Columbla univer- sity oarsman and crew coach, was found dead In A hotél room here yesterday. Death was due to a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage physicians sald. Dr. Peet stroked the Columbla eight of 1881 and later while coach laid out the present Poughkeepsie course. His blue and white oars- men of 1895 won the first intercol- leglate regatta ever rowed over that now famous route. ENTS WOULD 4 b!!N EY JUST LAUGH AT all the formal work is at an end, it was announced today. BRE i AN THING - e RE WE HIM ING =+ VAYING A BIG PRICE AS T 1S~ OVER YALE NINE Crimson Captain Hits Sensation- ol Homer in Last of Ninth Cambridge, Mass., June 23.—(P— Ten thousand men of Harvard, un- dergraduates, seniors who won their degrees today, and a host of alumni here for reunions were still talking today of Isadore “Izsy” Zarakov and his sensational home run in the last half of the ninth inning of the Yale game yesterday that gave the Crimson a 6 to 5 victory in the de- ciding game of the series. Zarakov's circuit clout, one of the longest ever seen on historic Old Soldiers’ fleld, wound up the Har- vard captain and third baseman’s collegiate athletic career in a blaze of glory and threw the crowd into a turmoll of excitement that belied the reputed “Harvard indifference.” As he touched home, the hero of the game was snatched up onto the shouiders of the throng as Harvard supporters went delirious with joy. The game had been a see-saw until the last moment, One of the Crim- son’s six errors had paved the way for the first Yale run in the open- ing inning, and from then on neither team held the lead long. The Blue invaders trailed 4 to 3 at the opening of the ninth, but Roy Booth, Harvard pitcher, suddenly weakened and Yale took the lead 4 to 4 before Cutts relieved him and ended the rally. Zarakov's great hit came with one oné man on and two out. The out- fielders were still relaying the ball when he raced across the plate with the winning run. The retiring baseball captain whose home is in Roxbury is also a letter man in two other major sports, football and hockey. He played right wing . in the hockey team that beat the Elis last winter. Duplicates Feat Ann Arbor, Mich., June 23.—(P)— “lzzy” Zarakov's home run that gave Harvard a sweet victory over Yale yesterday duplicated a per- formance by one of greatest stars, Harry Kipke, three years ago. Kipko in his last day in a Michi- gan uniform, and in his last time at bat, hit & home run with the bases filled. Like Zarakov, Kipke was a three letter man—baseball, football and basketball—being one of the select company to win nine letters at Michigan. BASEBALL AT NIGHT Salem and Lynn Clubs of New Eng- land League Meet in First Game Played By Electric Light. Lynn, Mass., June 23 (A—Light 500 times brighter than that of the brightest moonlight will {llumine the diamond here tonight on which the New England league will meet in the first Salem and Lynn clubs of the professional baseball played at night. game ever Six banks of light, each composed of 12 floodlight projectors mounted on B50-foot poles about the outside edge of the diamond will throw rays on the of 26,640,000 candlepower fleld. In addition, 25 individual projectors will shoot beams of light upward, forming a canopy of light to a height of 500 feet so that fly balls will be visible at all times. The experiment arranged by pany. team will be present while Babe Ruth, who Is in Boston with the Yankees, has been invited to try hig skill. Several baseball magnates, re- ported to be interested in the possi- bilitles of night baseball, will see the game which Is to start at 8:30 daylight time. Second Honeymoons How MuCH DID TiP THAT BEW BoY HAVE You FOR & Michigan's game is in the nature of an the en- gineers of the General Electric com- The entire Boston Amerlcan —Stanley Works and Union Works Battles Stanley Rule On Diamond No. 1 New Britain Machine to Meet On Diamond No. 2 — Last Place Occupants Anxious to Win First Game — Newmatics Out to Hold Place In Standing—Buttmakers Eager For Victory. FALGONS T0 HEET COLORED GIANTS New Haven Aggregation to Face Locals Sunday at St. Mary's The Falcon baseball team s scheduled to meet the Elm City |Colored Giants at St. Marys fleld at 13 o'clock Sunday afternoon in what is considered one of the feature at- tractions for baseball fans of the present season. The visiting team Is one that is well known throughout New Eng- l1and and besides its baseball prow- ess, affords the fans a great deal of comedy by the antics of the players on the fleld. The same crew that has brought the team through |several hard campalgns, with very few changes, will be in harness again this year and the Falcons will have to step out hard and fast to come through with another vic- tory this week-end. The colored team will line up as follows Sunday: Henderson 38b, McClaire ss, Martin 2b, Chink 1b, Brady 1If, J. McClaire cf, Jordan rf, West ¢ and Coleman or Smith p. The famous “Cannonball” will probably draw the assignment Sun- day afternoon as the New Haven team is anxious to score a win over the locals. The Falcons will use their regu- lar lineup in the game. Kopec will catch, Johnny Klatka will be at first, Willle Wojack at second, Frank Wojack at third and Stan- ley Budnick at third. Si Budnick, Charlie Kredar and Frankie Shee- han will cover the outfleld. Al- though no definite pitching selec- tlon has yet been made, Bucholtz will probably be named to take the box against the opposition. The Falcons will practice tomorrow night at 6:30 o'clock at 8t. Mary's | fiela. The game will start promptly at 3 o'clock with Herhle Sautter and Larry Mangan officlating as um- pires. MAJOR LEAGUE LEADERS (Including Gams of June 22) | { By the Asociated Press. National | Batting—Harris, Pirates, .417. Runs—P. Waner, Pirates, 55. Hits—P. Waner, Plrates, 983. | { Doubles—P. Waner, Pirates, 17; | Stephenson, Cubs 17, Triples—P. Waner Pirates, 18. Homers, Wilson, Cubs, 14. Stolen bases—Frisch, Cardinals, 18. Pitching—Meadows 10; lost 1. Plrates, won American Batting—Gehrig, Yankees, Runs—Ruth, Yankees, 89. Hits—Gechrig, Yankees, 89. Doubles—Burns, Indians, 28. Triples—Manush, Tigers, 8. Homers—Ruth Yankees, 24. Stolen bases—Goslin, Senators, 10. Pitching—Thomas, Yankees, won | 6, lost 1. Stoner, Tigers, won 6, lost 1. 384, i Burns, Two BLTS= A QUARTER You WELL Yo! A QUARTER ; i a0 00t 00 00 b Pet .857 q14 667 600 500 400 143 000 Two games are scheduled in the New Britaln Industrial Baseball league at Walnut Hill park tonight at 5:30 o'clock. The Stanley Rule and Levey and Union Works teams will clash on Diamond No. 1, while the Stanley Works and New Britain zhcrélne teams wll meet on Diamond No. 2. A postponed game between the Union Works and Landers team will be played Tuesday evening, June 28, at Willow Brook park. The Union Works team tonight will attempt to break into the win column for the first time this season, For the past two years, up to the present time, the team has failed to win a game in the Industijal league, Meeting the Stanley Ruls team to- night, the Church street gang hopes to come through with a victory and thereby climb up in & ti3 with the Russwin crew. On the other hand, the Rulers fig- ure the Unlon Works an casy victim tonight and the team hopes to climb into a tie with either tlo Stanley Works or New Britain Machine for Fifth place. The Stanley Works an1 Newmatics are meeting in the feature contest of the night on Diamond No. 2. At the present time, the Stanley Works stand in fourth place with the Ma« chiners a game behind them. This game tonight will either bring the Newmatics up a peg and reverse the present positions of the teams or it will send them down with the Stan- ley Works going into a tle for third place with Landers. The games will be startcd as near to 5:15 o'clock as will be possible. P. & F. Corbln Fatnirs .. Landers Stanley Works |, N. B. Machine Stanley Rule oHBwmnG FIGHTS LAST NIGHT By the Awsociated Press. Cincinnati — Reddy Blanchard, St. Paul, knock>d out Vincent Hame bright, Philippines, 10, fighting Fer- raris, Cincinnati, and Mickey Mc- Laughlin, Kansas City, drew, 6. Indianapolis — Johnny Risko, of Cleveland, outpointed Chief John Metoquah, Oklahoma City, 10. Red Fitzsimmons, San Antonlo, Tex, knocked out Frank Lanney, Cleve- land, 2. Minneapolis — Britt Gorman, of Minneapolis, knocked out Jackie Auger, of St. Paul, 2. Mike Valen. tine, Duluth, defeated Gussie Schlaife er, §t. Paul, 6. San Francisco — John Y. Preston, New York, and Gilbert Attell, San Francisco, drew, 10. Kansas City, Kas. — Larry Cappo, Kansas City, defeated Johnny Reis- fer, New York, 10. Fights Tonight Chicago — Bud Taylor, vs. Tony Canzoneri, 10; Abe Attell Goldstein, vs. Joe Medill. 6; Tommy Milton va Ernie Peters 6. Boston — Al Mello va. Mendelsohn. Johnny TWO BOSTON CAPTAINS Cambridge, Mass., June 23 (UP), | —Greater Boston youths will cape tain both Yale and Harvard base- ball teams next year. Howard 22, of Dorchester, was lelected Crimson leader following the Harvard-Yale game yesterday, and Richard Vaughan, of Newton, was elected to the Yale captainey. U MUST THink You'RE A MILLIONAIRE « oF AS SOON AS YoU GET INTO A ‘'HOTEL You TRY To GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT MDNEY To You |8 IN THE S AS NUTSHELLS € CLASS WHER NBU'RE omE You RS A3 ) o TIGHT AS B ARK