New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 16, 1927, Page 6

New Britain Herald WERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY lawed Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Hersld Bidg, 61 Church &reet SUBSCRIPTION RATES ®o & Yer $3.00 Thres Months. N 160, & Month. Batered aln at the Post Office at New Brit- as Second Clase Mail Matter. TELEPHONEB Business Office . Editorial Rooms . The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers Member of tho Assoelated Press The Associated Press is exciusively e titled to the use for re-publication of il news credited to it or not otherwise credited 'n this paper and also local news published therein. local advertisers. n sale dally 1o Ne. York Newsstand, Times Squat hi Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. — The Hersid 1 Willlam Mitchell was heard from, but what he said lacked the old kick. Perhaps, after all, posterity will refer to these days as “the heroic twenties.” Objections to paving Corbin Place give the impression it is not con- sidered much of a place. The holes in Church street have been paved, right where the wicked newspaper critics will be sure to take notice. Judging from the outlook at the colleges this spring it is a good deal easier to obtain degrees than break airplane records. “Athletic relation between the army and navy academies is now threatened; but that won't affect the ancient rivalry. Nobody will pay any attention to the governor's new board of finance and control so long as taxes are not increased. Another good point about air- planing is that there are no un- sightly billboards to wax wroth about. Once more a zoning controversy gets into the courts. That's what puts a kick into zoning—there is al- ways plenty to argue about. One luncheon club staged a box- ing bout instead of listening to a speaker, and there is no doubt that the boxers made a hit. If not sev- eral. 8t. Louls is showing its spirit by deciding upon a three-day celebra- tion in honor of Colonel Lindbergh. The young man gives evidence of having an iron constitution. “When you have janes to run around with you have to have a barrel of jack to step out with them,” a 20-year-old youth of Med- tord told his daddy—in court. More need scarcely be sald. At Hammond, Ind., ple “greeted” the President; at Rapid City, 8. D., 50,000 gathered with great rapidity. No wonder the President prefers to hie 32 miles in the hills, roam. 200,000 peo- A distre ton says ed resident of Thomas- Waterbury people would rather Jive in Waterbury and “inhale | soot and smoke" than live, in spite of vacancies. The plants in Waterbury for a change. o there to the plenitude of manufacturing must be busy That Providence mariner who will guide a 40-foot Canary islands alone is schooner to the ntitled to more glory than he will ever get. | But who ever heard of the captain of a schooner heing feted as a hero these days, it he is captain, mate and crew all in one. even The President's pronunciation is being criticized as heing “common to New Enzland, but stood anywhere else scarcely under- as It is spoke isn't understood very well in New Fngland. elther, so that the odds must be fairly even. One thing that aids Colonel TLind- bergh with the public is that when he is dragged into making a speech he knows when point is reached other words, he to stop, and that mighty quick. Tn also is an example to “orators.” SIXTY PER CENT According to the accident report for the state made by the depart- ment of motor vehicles, covering the first quarter of thix year, the number of childran injurcd during January, February and M1 increased 60 per cent over last year, and the h where the wild animals | * Some English | number of adults injured was 33 p\'r.lam& After the election it is anoth- !junt how it happened, bus cent greater. It may be explained In extenu: tion of the large increase in acci- dents to children from automobiles that the first three months of the year provided a longer period of coasting than the same months last | year. But if this partly explains the excessive increase in casualties to children, it does not explain why many autoists did not attempt to govern their driving accordingly. Many drivers last winter, it was no- ticed, did not pay the slightest at- tention to children using sleds in or near highways, bouncing along and | tooting their horns just as if the lit- tle coasters knew enough to keep! out of the way, or could control their sleds as well as a motorist can {control nis automobile. The 60 per cent increase in child casualtles also is something for par- ents to ponder over. Perhaps it will be necessary to bar all coasting| from streets in the towns and cities of the off certain streets and the parks for this pur- state, or set | pose. Children at play and autoists must be Kkept apart. It is the duty of muncipalities to furnish play- grounds and parks and then thor- oughly encourage the young to con- play efforts there. Keeping the children out of the streets, hcwever, is not so much the | business of the police or municipali- ties as it is of the parents, Some- times it is evident that parents need education along such lines. centrate their “WE OLD-TIMERS" We laugh at the “old-timers” who failed to lay out the city properly, good-meaning folks who lacked foresight and judgment. But we fail Ito take into account that some day Em-, present generation will be in the “old-timer” classification and doubtless fail to suspect that.we may be laughed at just as vocifer- | | | i | inusly as we laugh at the ineptitudes of our predeccssors, And there has been evidence aplenty thatewe make just as many lapses in conjecturing the trend of the future as the old-timers did with respect to the present. The old-imers failed to do many things that need- ed to be done for lack of money. How often today, when important public improvements are suggested, do we hear the same excuse made? i ELIMINATING THE CROSSING “The time will come when there | ‘\\’Ill be no There will be a subway. The rail- road tracks will be raised high enough to permit the constriction of Main street crossing. such an underpass, and all the woes of the city this downtown monstrosity will have vanished. It may take 30 years for the city to come to it; maybe less.” Thus tpoke a citizen on Main street, his conversation of course being overheard. Which indicates, perhaps, the radical turn of mind which citizens can follow in endeavoring to solve public problems. A subway at Main street, such as they understood, would vitiate the value of considerable property in the vicinity. That, at least, is the first objection that comes to mind. But not necessarily. are generally | i By the time the construction of a subway or underpass at this point is seriously considered or undertak- the development of two-ply streets in the cities may have been developed. They are already being talked of in New York and in Chi- cago it is being strect. These have vehicles travel at a lower level en, | done along one thoroughfares would than pedestrians; it might not be necessary for pedestrians at any ure Main street subway to use the same leel as the vehicles in getting across the tracks. Such a scheme would not greatly houses along the that point. All of which, of course, is in the too. But injnre business horoughfare along future; sounds chimer; in 100 years who will arise to cla that the scheme could not work. By | | bie o that time we may have innum subways of this type in the land for that matter, there may 1 | | double-decker strects galore. This looking into the future is cnough to make one nervons And, having conje for traffic, ured an a sub- way we shall turn our | thoughts in an alternate direction. | Tt airplanes have not done away with th, proj surface transportation hefors ultimate development the Whilities 2 put city even that all trains will | be onnd h this ¥. An upg and I eon | Berlin and her inville and New Britain “FOOLING THE FARME] gn to mollif r has started | ading in | lication that the been as hadly off paint “getting more and s How much of this is poli how mush of it is truth is hard to determine. | | The farmer, reading these nice things ahout himself, may g0t to believing them. The farm situation mysteriously jimproves just prior to every tional election. That is part of the' na- | town and is linked to it by only one |if indeed, there | telegraph a waiting world from the ' vorced from lis sheepskin. | victions ean be procured tan EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1927. er matter, and the stories of how prosperous farmers are generally fall off along with prices. JAIL FOR TIPSY DRIVERS That the tendency of the courts is to look upon drunken driving with | sing severity is indicated from | inc the announcement by a judge in the Bronx, who apparently is tired “fool- ing” with such cases and has let it be known that he considers jail sentences the only method of deal- | ing with the problem. Consequently, when he had before him a man who drove his car while drunk, he set aside the usual con- sideration given “first offenders” and sent the man to jail for ten days, in addition to levying a fine. Second and third offenders will draw long- terms. The wave of approval has been 1t is clear that the most| we have In; general, unpopular individuals modern society are drunken drivers. They have no friends. Everyone wants to sce them get the limit. Judges everywhere seem to be tak- ing the cue and jail terms for such offenders are becoming increasingly | common, If a drunken man leered up the street swinging a six-shooter he would be regarded as a very dan- gerous individual and the judge would soak him hard. A drunken man at the wheel of an automobile is at least equally as dangerous. KEEPING COOL 1 THE BAD LANDS Never has there been a President of these United States 80 isolated as President Coolidge will be from now on. If it's “time to rest and recuper- ate” he wants, he is in a way of getting it. The newCoolidge summer capital is 32 miles from the nearest telegraph wire. The newspaper boys Bradley, who was standing nearby. said that he heard a cry of pain and saw the man raisc a shattered arm. The ambulance was sent out to the park with Dr. Reeks aboard. The man’s arm was removed and he was taken to the Hartford hospital. | None of the doctors present wanted | him to go to the local hospital. | Chairman Curtis of the special hospital committee said that no nm\" cases had becn reported today; 1snv persons are now quarantined. De- spite requests, th® committee will not cancel the licenses of Walter L. Main's circus and the boxing match- es unless the situation takes a turn | for the worst. 2 Steps are already being taken for the reorganization of Co. E. A pe-! tition is being signed. largely by the former members, and when it has| 68 names it wili be sent to the ad- jutant-general. Councilman Farmer is asking| cities the size of New Britain whether | they have permanent fire chiefs or | not. The movement for one here is | not dead vet. i Chief Rawlings sent Officer Cos- | srove out today to check up on gar- bage Collector Rogers, who was re- ported to be collecting from the smallpox houses. He admitted it. but said Dr. Clark had ordered him | lector is in a quandry. | The leading trap rock companies in the state have formed a com- bine. The Cook Stone and Ice Co., ot Plainville is one of them. The Inew combine will be known as the Connecticut Trap Rock Crusher Co. Selectman Prior will shortly issue a call for a special town meeting in Plainville to appropriate §800 addi- tional for the stone road on West Main street. This would give a good road from the west of Bristol to New Britain, except for one break on East Main street. Quick action is being taken, for the trap rock merger is expected to result in higher prices. Benjamin Alling intends to enter Harvard law school in the fall. Attorney B. F. Gaffney is attending the 15th reunion of his class at Yale. FactsandFancies Marry brains, not ankles. T.ook at Ty Cobb. Legs almost gone; mind | | hovering round will have to ta their turns at “getting the wire"— will be much to Black Hills this summer. Either this or motor 32 miles to Rapid City' with the precious telegramas. registered the coldest weather in the United States. It may not register the same degree of chilliness every day, but its average is low. This summer, when the average Amer- ican is sweltering under the attacks of 100-in-the-shade-and-no-shade he can corsole himself that at least one fellow-citizen isn't sharing in the general sweating. This Is a sum- mer when President Coolidge will be able to keep even cooler than usual. Where he is happens to be even colder than Rapid City, being sever- al thousand feet nearer the clouds. The President is now in the heart of the Bad Lands. He is doing his best to make them good. Delegations of Indians to confer with tiie Great White Father are imminent, DE VALERA'S STRENGTH The De Valera party in Ireland has surprised everyone by making a better showing in the recent election than was anticipated, and a far bet- ter showing than first reports of the election—which were given out by the Free State government and were lurgely estimates—indicated. The Free State government is no longer the strongest single party in Ireland. Lut that does not mean the De Valera Republicans are much closer to the attainment of power in Frin. The half dozen minor parties represented in the Dail FEireann combined are sufficient to prevent the Republicans from gaining the most of the issues they are at odds with De Vai The latter wants a ma- Jority in the Dail to take ascendancy, and on vital ra. which will refuse the oath of allegiance to might work King George; which well in Chicago, but not in the Dail. THE GEORGIA WHI in orgia a former day was famous for its peaches; the pendu- | ! everything this Spring except Rapid City, S. D., the other day | cxams, as good as ever. The until Note to graduates: never amounts to much sheep | di- The kid next door monopolizes | the family car, and he has passed his France feels more friendly now, but you know how hard it is t collect from a friend. i | | | i | There's a lot of loose talk about necking, but you'll notice the coun- | try is cating just as many onions. | 1t isn't really summer until you discover that your wife gave your old fishing clothes to the rag man. It takes little romance to satisfy | a wife who is happy because her husband brings her a hox of candy and eats four-fifths of it himself. Sentiment must be pretty evenly divided when even the best of poli- ticians can’t decide whether to be wet or dry. You can find almost ever the rotogravure section bathing suit that looks wet. ything in cept a Americanism Gulping rations he- cause you taking time out to visit the dentist. ! The hard part isn't to be a win- | ner, but to keep from saying some- thing asinine afterward. Thank Goodness! You can enjoy a feeling ot personal liberty these hot days without drinking rotgut liquor. Russia’s I8 a hard lot. The Reds must make people prosper to prove their system sound, and prosperous people hate radicals Think how much 1 was wasted nee. Times chang: good magazine mater in the old days over a back | lum has swung until now the state | is infamous for its whippings. e story of how a woman was 4, which has aroused the in- | gnation of every chivalrous man, had the immediate result of hringiimg “whipping in the Evident- ¢ all were perpetrated by the same to three other took light es” which place ity of Toccoa recently, ing, ostersibly one intent upon he- moral mentors of the com may he difficult to prove guilt nst anyone after such outrages attackers go hooded, 1 it con- avoid being recognized. should happen, however, that outrage the maximum punizhont given ould he the Sympathky need never he wasted upon cowards. 25 Years Ago Today Th 15 me tavee Normal school was clo: & followin: a conferenc mayor, Principal White. ry Lindsley of the sta board of health. Arrangements for graduation will continue uninterrupt- ed despite the smallpox in town. Inst as the last two picces of fire- works were being set off at the open- ing of White Oak last night the arm of an Italian who was assisting the expert was blown off. Nobody knows ter such With the birdman soaring glor- iously above and the plowman plod- | ding wearily below, it's difficult to | feel sorry for the ployman. Short and dreary history of man: omebody turns him over to spank; somebody turns his head: somebody | tarns him down. ’ The anly chance fo get any morn- ing sleep now is for somebody to [m\nm a lawn mower that will Pmmi like an alarm clock. Tt may not he necessary to go to Furope for polish, but it takes a ropean to polish an apple that way. this sentence: “When T for a visit.” said she, T won't forget to water Correct 20 away | know Jot my plants Copyright, 1927 syndic Publishers ¢ A slikht colli a | Masteo company hus and o- {mobile driven by C. M. McGowen of 14 Willow street oceurred about 6:20 Iast evening at street, Sergeant John C The bus was at sonthwest on corner of S Jast street and McGowen, going ast on Kelsey street, sounded the {horn on his car, he told the sergeant, but as he was about te turn into Fast to go north, the hus started and was struck on the left side and lost a piece of metal. There street | Laugh-parill.y t chicken po. ! you naughty—tee, hee—flatterer! to. Dr. Clark denied it and the col-\’ A | See them turned up pantaloons, i saysa good-bye onna your machine. | cabbiteh, datsa Ireland an den heesa | | Limherger ! shoe for notting. Datsa gooda boy. | An T gonna kevs Send all communications to Fup shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. On Those First Warm Days, 3 Folks! When the mercury climbs, the best of all times To meet at the fountain of fun, will cure humor's we are sure. i IFolks, let's order up| that's thirst, Come on, one! Men! ou Oh, The | i Pearson: | Dr. have the “Oh, Miss Richards (spinster): | Barefoot Boy | Al Jolson Would Go After It | ined by Judith Faith Reisman | Oh, mammy, look at him, mammy, | Ah, mammy, see the little man! Barefoot hoy with cheek of tan! Yes, mammy, see that check, That cheek of tan. Hear them merry whistle funes, Mammy. Dirty hands, dirty face, Mammy, Sut he's more than the world me! feet e Hus- at a a cir- FExtremes That Don't Greene: “I see where E ton has given up dancing Night Club and has joined cus.” Waldo: “In other words, she has zone from the Black Bottom to the White Top!” —Hazel M. Haves It is believed that Tully Hartley's wife doesn't talk while being weigh- | od, because of her heavy voice! Classified TLouise and her little brother, who could never agree on nything, were at the table one day when their mother said she had in- digestion. Bobby | to, immediately wanted know what that was. “Something that doesn’t agrec with you,” answered his mother. “Oh," retorted Bobby, “that’ Louise:"”. —Anne Gelzer TONY THE BOOTBLACK on LINDBERGH, THE FLYER Whatsa mat’ avrabody gets oxcite | iout deesa guy Lindherger. Justa | ause heesa gone upstairs inna da air, takesa da beeg long walk and one night somehody hearsa heem say “Lafayette here cet ces” avra-| body getsa craze. When I talla Marioche, datsa my wife, datsa deesa falla dond wanna cleep for coupla nights, sheesa say watsa mat’ we dond aska heem ! come leev weed us an inna da night- | times make-a heem walka da floor weed da keeds. Ma Marouche say when sheesa gone fly to Paris sheesa gone-a walk. Datsa for me, too. Suppose you long nice like-a da littla rohin red chest an den someteeng An you gotta step out into da occan. Datsa too much damp an maybe you catcha da cold an die. Mariouche aska me how Lim- berger finda heesa way. I talla her dat when heesa smella da feesh sa Newfoundland. She say Jma craze. Newfoundland sheesa dog an hows dog gonna smell like-a da feesh. I say maybe heesa dog-feesh. When heesa smella da corn bif and queek takes heesa machine one mil- lion, yes more than dat one thou- sand miles up cause heesa fraid heesa machine gone-a get heet weed flyin® bric! Avrabody Avra Mayor W to city. Dat Heesa wantsa A heesa come hack. ntea geev heem haluva theeng 1o Keys pretty &2 Sacre! When T meeta you Mees 1 gonna blacka your m - but uche, Please donta tal ma Mar Fun Shop Museum in Year 2927 The Explanation Hopkins boy, I didn't tell you to mow my lawn, did 17" Boy: “No, sir.” Hopkin Mhen why are mowing it? You necdn’t expect any money from me for it.” Boy: “It's all paid for. The gen- tlemen in the neighborhood chipped in on it. They said it would be cheaper than having you borrow heir lawn-mowers all the tim: J. Kaufman you to A SHORT STORY FOR TABLOID READERS Sentences Guaranteed Exceed One Word) (Al Not to Fred? Walter? Stdney? James? Dick? Horace? Elmer? Joe? Henry? Val? Ernie? Bob? Louie? Frank? Pete? George? Bruce? Dan? John? Adam? Hank? Ned? Ben? Howard? Ralph? Nat Neighbor. Listening. Gnash, Bur- eau. Revolver. Hal? Link? Jean? Perce? Jack? Lyle? Jim? Paul? Bang!!! Girl. Telephone. Falls. Too. Darn. Popular!!! Pat? The Expert Ryan: “Did you hire a detective to investigate that robbery at your nouse?" Willis: “Yes. He deduces that it was an inside job.” Ryan: “Whom does he suspect? ‘Willis: “I think he has narrowed it down now between the gold-fish and the canary —Frank L. Dugan (Copyright. 1927, Reproduction | | | Forbidden) i QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, ‘Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents ‘n stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answzred. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. How old is Mussolini? A. He will be 44 years of age {on July 29, 1927. Q. How does the average weight of a loaded freight car compare with that of a Pullman car? A. The average capacity of & box car is 80,000 pounds and the| weight of the car is 40,000 pounds. Freight cars are seldom loaded to capacity. The average weight of a Pullman car is about 168,500 pounds. Q. Where did the expression “sixteen to one” originate? A. In 1896 the democrats under the leadership of William J. Bryan { demanded the free and unlimited coinage of silver at a ratio of six- teen ounces of silver to one of gold, and “16 to 1" became a democratic campaign slogan. Q. Do any large rivers in the United States flow northward? A. The Red river, Powder river and Snake river are three of the rgest that flow north. Q. What is a whirlpool ? A. An eddy or vortex where water moves with a gyrating sweep; usually caused by the striking of a current against a bank, by the meet- ing of two currents or by the action of wind against the tides. Q. Can an auto be protected | gainst lightning by a chain at- tached to the frame and dragging on the ground? A. Any place entirely inclosed by metal is protected against light- ning. This would apply to a closed automobile with metal body. The rubber tires insulate a car from the ground and the dragging chain would provide a safe path for & lightning discharge. How well it would ground the car depends upon the nature of the paving and| whether it is wet. But the chain would not prevent a person in an open car, or car with wooden hody, | from being struck, since he is higher | than the metal chassis. Q. What is the state church of Russia? A. There I3 now no state church. Q. When is it proper to wear a Spanish shawl? A. It may be worn as a summer wrap or as an adornment at a win- ter party. Q. Does mildew Injure leather and how can it be prevented? A, All leather will mildew {f kept fn & warm, damp, dark place. 'robably it will not seriously re- unless it is allowed to remain too long, but it may change the color appreciably, and ruin the appear- ance. The simplest way to prevent mildew is to keep the leather in a well-ventilated, dry, light place, preferably exposed to the sunlight. ‘When mildew develops, it should be washed off with soap and warm water, or simply wiped off with a moist cloth drying the leather well afterwards. Q. Does a whirlpool revolve like the hands of a watch in the northern hemisphere and opposite in the southerly hemisphere? A. A whirlpool rotates either way in each hemisphere, as deter- mined by the course of the main stream and location of the obstacle that induces the eddy. The same is true of the atmospheric eddy known as the “dust whirl”, On the other hand the eddy, known as the tropical cyclone, generally 100 to 300 miles across, turns counter clockwise in the northern hemis- phere and clockwise in the southern. This is determined by the rotation of the earth. Q. How many rigid dirigibles does the United States own? A. Only the lLos Angeles. Q. Has a dirigible ever crossed the Atlantic ocean?” A. On July 2, 1919, the R-34 left Fast Fortune, Scotland, for Roose- velt Field, Long Island, carrying 31 passengers including an American observer and a RBritish stowaway. It flew 3,200 miles in 108 hours. later it crossed back to England. This was the first dirigible to cross the Atlantic. Q. Was Longfellow's wife burned to death? A. She was burned to death July 1861, when her dress ' caught fire from a match on the floor. Q. Who is the world's greatest sprint runner and the greatest long distance runner? A. Charles W. Paddock is general- ly recognized as the greatest sprint runner and Paavo Nurmi as the greatest long distance runner. Q. Where do we get the expres- sion “Passing under the rod” to sig- nity punishment? A. It refersto an anclent form of punishment, beating with rods, ap- plied to soldiers in the days of the Roman Empire. Q. Who played the part of Mike's partner at the piano in the motion picture “New York”? A. Richard (Skeets) Gallagher. Q. What is the meaning of the name Hilda? A. It is Teutonic and “supporter"’, means | {class numbered 310 men, and Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: Atlanta Atlantic City Boston . Buffalo . Chicago .. Cincinnati . Denver . Detroit . Duluth . Hatteras .. Jacksonville . Kansas City . Los Angeles . t Miami .. Minneapolis Nantucket New Haven New Orleans . New York . Norfolk, Va. . Northfield . Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. . St. Louis .. Washington . STEALING STORES Foundry Elevator and Mctor Truck Necessary to Obtain Stamford Loot—Three Are Held. Stamford, June 18 (A—Four Stamford men were arrested yestere day charged with breaking and en- tering the plant of the Stamford Foundry Co. They are Nicholas San- tagata, Sam Totilo, Dan Terenzio 2nd Carmella Roda. Their bonds have been placed at $5,000 esch, pending further investigation. Late at night the police were no- tified that an automoblile truck had {backed into the yard of the foun- dry company and that four men were carrying away three large cases. When the police «rrived, the truck and men had disappeared but three packing cases contiining three large stoves were found. The ranges ‘were taken from the shipping room down an elevator and into the yard. An Investigation was started by the police and the arrests followed. 14 72 66 62 58 | Local Men Graduate From Bentley School Boston, June 16.—Three young men from New Britain, Conn., were graduated from the Bentley School of Accounting and Finance at the annual commencement exercises here last night. The graduation the Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, June 16.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair tonight and Friday. Not much change in temperature. Moderate north winds becoming variable. Forecast for Eastern New York: Fair tonight; Friday jincreasing cloudiness; not much change in temperature; moderate north and northwest winds. Conditions: The area of high pressure over the lLake region is moving slowly eastward and centers this morning near Detroit, Michigan, It is producing cool nights and pleasant sunny days in the northern districts east of the plains states and Rocky Mountains. Showers oc- curred during the past few hours in New England, south Atlantic coas states and In scattered portions of the western plains regions. Temper- ature changes have been slight. Your ability to talk intelligently : tund of general Information. People gence you display on toplce of gener where you rate In the acale of geners reau has a complote record of every @ newspaper. It knows what people wa “CAN YOU ANSWER." Thi the coupon below and send for it. 1322 New York Avenue, Washin five cor postage and handling costa. NAME .. STREET AND NO. ...... T am & reader of the NEW BR duce the serviceability of the article, 5 4 k\ r,'\ W was no cause for police action, the i sergeant found. By Louise Tewson Girl. Telephone. Who? Guess. el FEELS CROSS AND IRRITABLE . 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The commencement address was given by Dr. Edward Howard Griggs of New York, and there were brief talks by Dean Hastings Hawkes and President Harry C. Bentley, who presented the certificates of gradua- tion. VETERINARY COLLE CLOSED ‘Washington, June 16 (# — passing of the lior-e has caused 1 closing « " the Unitc . States Colley.e of Veterinary Surgeons here. The last commencement college which was founded ago was held last night with 11 lgraduation of four students. President €. the the exercises, Robinson announced down of the college. % HOW’'S YOUR BRAIN POWER? n any company depends wpon your judge you, size you up, by the intclli- al interest. Do you want to find out 1 intelligence? Qur Washington Bu- uestion asked by every reader of thia nt to know. And it has corpiled a interesting bulletin called answers are in & separate section of the bulletin. 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