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Liquor sales right in town is what counts. Japanese newspaper women want the title of “journalists,” says a dis- patch. That reminds us that one way to insult an American newspa- per-man is to call him a “journal- That drunken man in Bridgeport who got his foot caught in a rail- road track and was nearly run over by a freight train, would not have heen so lucky had he fallen on a it road, along which the automo- tive engineers are not alway sober as the locomotive engir LINDBERGH AND THE PAST The Lindbergh reception in Wash- ington today ‘is the modern way of doing things which ancient Greece, and innumerable other ancient na- tions, were fond of doing. Back in the mists of history the best marathon runners got the same honors that the cross-ocean fliers receive today. The Greeks and the Romans and the Babylonians and the Egyptians had no tclegraph, no no radios, nothing, of possess today. But newspapers, course that we 1d appreciation, the desire to wor- p at the shrine of a hero, the tendency to exalt those who in popular estimation deserved national recognition. Wasn't it Rome which started Roman holidays? Today the modern replica of the ancient system holds forth in Wash- ington. Lindbergh is back, and he wilk be aceorded the most as- tonishing reception in the history of the national capital. Politicians and statesmen look very unimportant beside the hero of the hour. Public questiona are not even discussed— nobody has any time for the usual backfilings of politics while this re- ception is under way. Next week New York City will show its style and will try to outdo officlal Wash- ington in the quality and extent of the reception. The .nation will rcad about these doings and mentally Jjoin in the celebration; everyone’s heart will fill with pride over Lindbergh, one of the most modest and self-effacing heroes the world has ever seen. The question, “how much he will mak out of it” is no longer asked. The | fiier has put money in its place. MAIL FOR LINDBERGH Three wagon loads of air mail are in Washington awaiting the perusal at Charles A. Lindbergh. is no probability that the flier will employ a battery of private secre- taries to fuss with that mail, the probability is he will not read much it. About 40 him by airmail from Hartford alone, of 00 letters went to which is H way of inviting him to wvisit t and through du something to boost s city Governor Ful of answered every letter 1 with the 0-Van- don’t in connection Wi Lindberzh will equal the record of Sac zetti case think Goy 1 St e o dow your owt letter of « gratulations it at least will do no Ha HALL'S BOARD As there | 1 to him ! Flier | is | Entered at the Post Office at New Brit- as Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONB Business Office Editorlal Rooms Senator Hal, the governor merel; naming them. A DEMOCRATIC SLOGAN Elections are not won with slogans, although they sometimes help. The Democratic party, taking heed of the intriguing value of slogacs, has adopted one which has been furnished by a woman in Maryland. Here is the slogan: "Eight years of Wall street; now give Main street a chance.” It's a long one, but means quite as much as some political speeches | lasting an hour to deliver. But slogans will not be as import- ant in the next election as the can- didates. The Democratic party needs a candidate rather than a slogan. TERRORISM NEVER PAYS One act of terrorism in the feud veen Russia and certain other leads to b nations, netably England, another. All of them combined lead to nothing. Terrorism doesn't pay because it answers no arguments, solves no problems. The British raided the Russian headquarters at Peking and in Lon- don; a weak-minded student assas- sinated a Russian official in War- saw; the Russians executed 20 prisoners in Moscow. Next? One of the troubles with Europe is that some of the nations are too much concerned with the business of the other fellow—the other na- tion. Every nation there has plenty of work on hand if attention is de- voted exclusively to {ts own affairs. AN IRISH ELECTION An election took place in Ireland this week and it will take until the middle of next week to determine the complete results. Meanwhile the government of the Free State s confident that it has retained a working majority in the Dail Eireann. The faction headed by Eamon De Valera, it is commonly believed, re- ceived a resounding rebuke at the polls. De Valera has been fighting a losing battle in favor of an Irish republic, In spite of the prevailing opinion that the present Free State government is as free as Ireland ever hoped to be. One way to judge how the Irish feel about the Free State is the an- | nouncement that no serfous trouble cropped anywhere during the ballot- ing. Another important point that whereas fn 1922 only 55 per cent of Irishmen voted, the election this week elicited the co-operation of about 75 per cent of the voters. This is they had the spirit of approbation | 1S & much higher percentage of vot- ers who actually vote than in the United Statea. Perhaps the fact that there were eight parties in the field had something to do with the result. Fewer issus¢ can lie dormant be- between tween cight parties than two. THE PATH OF FAME “YWhat 18 success?” is a question that again protrudes itselt after reading the story of the “mystery man' of Brooklyn who was found dead in a dingy room beneath the shadow of Brooklyn bridge, A one-time brilliant mining engin- cer, graduate of Lehigh, framed de- grees from universities on the walls, a well stocked library containing many books he himself had written; papers showing he was elected a life member of the American Society of Me=tallurgical engineers. But life at last became so empty that he ended it in the room in which he had existed as a recluse for many years. Education and fame does not nec- cssarily mean a man knows how to live. The world seems doubly un- kind to those who do not possess this faculty. STOCKS FOR BONDS Wall strect has sensed a change in railroad financing with the the Baltimore & an- nouncement that suing honds, which has been a cus- tom of railroads for some years Most of our heavy with bonds. When the rail- in need of railroads are top- roads found themselves money they have been issuing bonds, which bore certain interest charges which had to be paid. They couldn't get money any other way. For years railroad stocks have been anything Lut popular with investors, when The has come in some nd time, better ¢ rallroads are tinanclally, this larg unk m is st where li departed from the some cu siney war. take time for the and the Boston & Maine will v Haven 1o et to thut point perhaps HONEYMOON MONTHS t 1 Ohlo rallrcad will issue nearly $70,- { ne 000,000 in new stock, instead of is- In the old days one reason for marrying in June or in the summer was because the hotels were un- comfortable in winter. [ TROUBLE WITH MARRIAGE"” Elinor Glyn, “perennial authority on love life,” has a remedy for mar- riage. All those who are married will naturally listen; those who are not | t. vet married are willing to take stock of the remedy on general principles. The trouble with marriage, Madame Glyn says, “is that we make {t permanent too soon.” What she wants is “marriage on approval.” This is & variant of the trial mar- riage system, a theory which has not | ! advanced far enough for general ac- ceptance. “Why not,” asks the love expert, “have it down on black and white | ble Lands Today + Ellis (D. Appleton & Co.). eyes secing an old, old road. structive, romantic, intensely inter- esting. Only the title s dull. before the ceremony that if, at the end of the first year, either is dis- satisfied, both will consent to a di- vorce without scandal and be free to try again?"” Sampling husbands or wives, she says, is safer than taking them for keeps. To try the plan it is necessary to rule out children for the first year, she says. If at the end of the year the plan is successtul, the parties tol the agreement can continue to be married. It might be futile to try to con- vince the love expert that this tem is not much different than the | one already in vogue in some social circles, except that the parties to the | marriage ties sometimes, though not always, stick to each other—more or less—for a longer period than a ! year before deciding on the Paris, Reno or Yucatan business. ' | Taken a8 a whole, it fsn't as g00d | 11y i reonnically a system as that embodied in the old adage to “look before one leap: Making marriage safer is 4 ques- tion of foresight. The parties who enter into such bonds at short notic after a quick courtship, frequently make fools of themselves and don't take a full year after the ceremony great nation out of were the srame kind of who run it now. take by force in ten years, so we know the date of his downfall. titude toward Russia my house and spend your money at my shop.” ! observe his | turalization court activities, port applications and Yale University in 1913 later In the back of the book you'll find the answers to all the questions except that one about the third erm. But who made this a wilderness “morons” the chaps A man fen't old until he begins 0 cuss the climate. Museolini says he will be ready to now | Brief summary of the general at- ‘Get out of It is easy to understand Legisla- ures if you assume that they act that way out of curiosity to see how much the people will stand. Our Book Review for Today: “Bi- by William T. Fresh In- Copyright, 1927, Publishers Syndicate DANBERG 12 YEARS CLERK OF COURTY Voluminous Business Keeps Official Busy Year Round One of the busiest men in New n is Emil J. Danberg, who will 12th anniversary as clerk of courts on July 1. Police court matters, civil court cases, na- pass- matter per- of which alning to juvenile cour clerk, fall the upon his shoulders. And still, tite po- [ sition of clerk of courts is only a part-time made a ful job, never having been ime occupation. g attended the public city and Upsala graduated from and was admitted to the bar as a Mr. Danber chools in this Academy. He | to have increased by more to discover their mistake. Without posing as an “authority on love life” we can say without chanee of contradiction by any other expert that the way to be happy practicing attorney. During 1914 he | served as a member of the common | council from the second ward but lie bwas obliged to give up that position | when he was appointed clerk of the courts. His office was first in Booth's when married is to exercise a little brain power and intelligence choosing a helpmate. A DUCE OF TRAFFIC Regulation of parked cars when in downtown sections of cities requires a Mussolini for every community. | ¢ That at least is the opinfon of Judge Wallace R. Heady of Spring- field, who has taken his fellow citi- zens Into his confidence by submit. ting his opinions to the When the office ad He is located there at present. Black, where he rried on both his practiee and his work as clerk. From there he went to the Nation- 21 Bank building, being associated in law werk with Henry P. Roche. Later he moved his office to the po- lice statfon, so that he might be near the police court and the civil court. civil side was moved to Mr. Danberg secured an cent to the court room. ity hall, He has one assistant, Miss Dor- othy Stevenson, who cares for much of the detail work. There has been a marked increase committee on traffic safety. The judge says all downtown | parking should be banned; that would let only persons having ur- gent business to leave their cars on s the retail mer- the streets, and sa chants are not fit persons to listen ! to when discussing parking. As a Musgolinl the judge would make a first class duce. His opinion unfortunately is being shared by a mayor's he minority who would end the parking nuisance in the quickest way — by prohibiting parking. As the autoist going downtcwn would say, “what's the use of riding 1f you cant park? A cartoon in the New York World comes to mind. Tt was headed “Twenty Minutes from Broadway," present time, as it had in 1915, the police ccurt activities increasing in a like proportion. in the amount of work to be done by Mr. Danberg since he went into office. There are, on an average, 80 | cases a month to be taken care of, | in some manner or other, by the city court. The number of judgments rendered each month amounts to about of which the majority are default judgments, where the de- fendants fail to enter an appearance or fail to plead. Mr. Danberg estimated that the city court has about three times as much business to cave for at fl\l\‘ vith In 1915, and before that time, the police court existed alone. The civil cases, amount to more than $100, tried before justices of the pe i Where the damages asked amounted to more than $100, o damages asked did not o w the supgrior and depicted a traffic jam. a block away were street signs in- dicating Broadway. That isn’t Main street, however; and many a would-be duce of traf- fic really would act like a dunce. FactsandFancies Halt The Mississippt made its own bed; let the darned thing lie in ft. She {sn't true flapper unlesy 1 has a sport body and truck man- | | s, work which consumes a great time. Although he 1s allowed tu take outside cases, he finds tnat he has P court took carc of them. The city court came into being on the first | Monday of July, 1915, and short cal- | endar sessions have been held each | monday afternoon since that time, | except during the summer months, when there have been two sessions a month. Mr. Danberg estimated that there are about 15 more practicing attor- | neys in the city than there were when he took officc as clerk of courts. There is a great, deal connected of detail | his position deal of with it lere you are— ittle time for practice. \pectacles! N found the natur- Mr. Danberg hs | most interesting | Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Which Combination Do You Prefer, Folks? Vacation in woods or vacation by shore? It's time to be asking that question once more, Mosquitoes plus black flies, or sand fleas instead? It has to be solved Folks, in da.s Just ahead! Natural Query Mildred Smith has gone Clarke: cn the sta, Carte she done You don’t eay! —L. C. Becker. THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY Military The recently clected mayor of Chi- cago declares that ‘American boys shall not be cannon-fodder for the battle-fields of Europe. 7 The battle-fields of Chicago come first, of course! Motor Age Of non-stop flights from there We've all read stories graphic; Now let us try‘a real hard stunt— A non-stop drive through traffic! « v Crime Doctors in this country are said here to 10.000 since 1914, We haven't been apples! eating ‘nough ¢« o . Modistic The brave balloonists take the air And make their bold ascent: { Perhaps they're going up to see Where the female waist-line went! PR Spiritual An advertiscment of a well-known wutomobile says that motoring opens up a new life. This is often only too true! What It Was Webh: “This June weather is cer- | tainly full of love. When Miss Har- of st riet Williams, who owns a lot real estate, showed Tucker the f| parcel of land, he proposed to he Carroll: “Love at first site, eh —Benjamin Hurter A man twirling his new straw hat is not in his second childhood be- cause he's spinning his top. THE FUN SHOP OCULIST Overheard by Roy Albert Bressman Paticnt: “Good morning, Doctor, I think T need to have my eyes ex- amined.” Oculist: “I should think so, if vou imagine it's a good morning— look at it rain outside. Take this chair, please, and close your left eye. Patient: Oculist: “I can’t close ft, 'You can't? Well, I'll call the nurse. Miss Barry?” Nurs es, Doctor! Oh, dear, what is the matter with this poor, sweet man 2" Oculi You may go now, Miss Barry. The ratient closed his left eve vory nicely. Now, sir, do you sce double? No? Then drink this, and you will in a few minutes. Let's see, how many eyes have you?" Patient: “What do you take me for, a potato? Oculist: “No, only I've been taking some of my own medicine, and for the life of me T can’t tell which one of these eyes on the right side of those moses is bothering you. Say ‘AR A Patient: “I want my eyes amined, not my throat?” Oculist: “Yes, T know, but we're going to sing Sweet Adeline as soon as we take some more medicine and I want to know what kind of a voice you have. Now we'll examine vour eyes—well, well, they scem to e badly dotted. Look out of this window and tell me what you sce. ex- | Can you see that signboard across the street? Patient: “Yes, and right under the signboara a goodlooking girl. She's wearing a short dress, and the wind is blowing a little, and— Oculist: “That's enough. T know 1st what kind of glasses you nee pair of thick, black PATIENT!" '|and its finance committee in letting What's | than | |mends an equitable distribution of Sull, it is an achievement to ba the parents of children who are so wonderful they're ashamed of you. Luck alone doesn’t account for | Lindhergh, but he's lucky to have a swell-proof head Ala conie er good i veferred to v marria One gath pirt new catoutlage | 8 s the 100k . not after, rs from Henry's car word and pla advanc nine Tf one hootlegger pays in- all the others have anoth. to Lielp explain the price, e fore no- v car will be parts alization court tl of his many activities. He is enabled to come into closer confact with peo- ple, he says, and there are many chances to study human nature. The naturalization court does a huge volume of husiness. Tt necessary to hold four s vear, in March, June, September and Decsmber, in order to care for the great number of applications. The bast season was a busy one for the court and Mr. Danberg expeets that the coming session will also have many applications to dispose of. About 300 new citizens are ad- ions a session er, gaw 170 next one, of §0 appl segsion. how while the average The last applic ions, rly part of July, will 4 ¥, also, the large » marked in business activity in this month or the ¢ take care of a gl numbe incre mitted each year, while there is an| <cheduled for the latter part of this | —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People Much of the bitterness which has been engendered over the question of insurance carried on public buildings would have been avolded months ago but for the arbitrary ac- tion of the board of education one company gobble up practically all the policies - 'thout consideration for other insurance agents. They sowed the wind and are now reap- ing a whirlwind although it is doubt- ful whether the result will be any- thing except oratory in the common | council. When the question of revising in- surance on school buildings was broached, the majority of agents were of the beliet that they would be given part of the business. They were. But the part was so small, compared with the virtual monopoly by one company, that it was hardly worth their efforts. Their anger was caused not so much by the petty amount of insurance business hand- ed out to them but by the secret manner in which the proceedings were conducted. As soon as it became known that |the board of education intended to throw nearly all the insurance busi- ness to a single concern there was a protest from government officials | ‘and insurance men in general. Then it was annaunced that the matter would be reviewed. A short time later the city was surprised to learn that the finance committee of the board of education had already clos- ed the books on the insurance ques- tion and that many agents would | et enly small crumbs from the table {while one company was given nearly {the whole cake, Now that a common council com- | mittes which has investigated the |insurance of public buildings recom- insurance ~mong all qualified agents, {the answer is made that a drive Is I being engineered against the one company. There would have been | no reason for an investigation if the | agents had been fafrly dealt with at the beginning. \ | The investigating committee is| | powerless. It can simply file a re- | jport with the common council | which will then have the pleasure of | sitting back in its mahogany chairs {and hearing the department of ed- |ucation to run and jump into a| | pond. | There are many phases to horse back riding as, indeed, there are to most all outdoor sports including marshmallow roasting and croquet. | There is polo and steeple chasing and fox hunting and winning the English Derby, a charming array for the amateur horseman. The last named sport is just loads of fun, | few occupations can so thrill a horseman as to “take the nag down front” on the day of the English assic. The cheering Englishmen, the flash of grey hats in the fog }nnd the shrill voice of the peanut machines present a vista to the Derby winner that is hard to dupli- cate, Let us say that the first essay | into the realms of horsemanship will be hurdling. Preparations for this sport are simple. Take the recelver off the hook and put in a call to the nearest hospital, reserve a nice comfy room and then go out and jump a hurdle. i There are skeptics that say hurdle jumping 18 to be placed on a par with fly swatting as far as the thrill | that is in it but for the beginner a nine foot fence presents a pleasant | little vocation to start off with. Mount the horse, not forgetting the instructions in lesson one last week | to the effect that feet should be placed on EACH SIDE of the horse. Say “giddy-ap” or whatever word you use to start your mount into action. Some use the word “getouta here” and in India we have often licard the Hindu “punkas” urge their ponies on with the mystic words “Fer luvvamike snaptoo,” an cxpression which is taken from the | Arabic and means “let us away.” The horse wili thurder up the green to the fence and stop, the rider will continue over the fence alone except in the rare instances when he will take the top bar across with him by dealing it a hard blow with his fore- head. Landing correctly after the jump is essential. Almost ¢verybody begins with the easier method of falling | | heavily on the right shoulder and | snapping the collar bone at the| base. Later, when skill has devel- oped sufficiently, one can exper ment on different landing positions, the highest type being the neat fall on the junction of the neck and the shoulder. «Later, when the newness of the jump has worn off, the horseman can become adept in taking his mount over the hurdle with him, both landing in a reclining position with a merry “thump.” At first this will seem hard. the horse wifl be hard to lift over the top bar at the beginning but practice will enable the hurdicr to get the mount over. At first this can be accomplished by whistling “High High High up in the Hills” or “Over There.,” The horse, encouraged by the whistling and an occasional gentle rap with a crowbar, will make the jump. Both horse and rider then part com- pany, the rider making it a point to land first so that the ho may fall solldly across the rider’ tum- my.” News reels showing steeple chase races will enable the novice to find the right way of guiding the falling horse so that it will crash squarely into him. Only the sloppy rider allows himself to be | only partially covered by his mount. In case the jump i{s made without either horse or horseman falling, do not become discouraged. Horses are only animals after all and must be dealt with patiently, Make a pal of your horse and soon you will have kim sending you off the saddle like a bullet and falling solidly in the place where it will do the most good. (Next week: Fox huntin or “How to Fali Into « Brook.”) Now that Captain Lindbergh is on his way back home, it might be worth while to take stock and see what this interesting young man has done Wirning $25,000 and unlimited fame for himaself are but the begin- ning of his achievements. He has proved trans-oceanic com- mercial flying not far off. He has inspired prize offers for flights from the Pacific coast to Honolulu and from Dallas, Tex., to Hong Kong. He has inspired a flight America to Berlin. He hus started talk of a fifteen- day flight round the world. He has given immeasurable im- petus to the development of com- mercial flying the whole world over. He has,in the words of no less a person than Ambassador Myron T. Herrick, turned France toward the United States once more, scattering clouds of distrust and hatred. He has paved the way for a hos- pitable reception for the American Legion's tour to France. It is possible that he has indirect- 1y enabled France to borrow $100,- 600,000 from private capital in the United States. The list is perhaps incomplete, but even as it stands it is a fairly im- posing array of accomplishments for a modest young man still in his twenties. All the things listed above are tangible. They have a value that can be reckoned in intrinsic worth. Over and beyond and above them all, however, stands the one supreme achievement—the intangible fact that he has given the world & new thrill of joy, a new zeal, a new ideal, a new hero. from With the whole world receiving hourly bulletins from the Lindbergh and Chamberlin flights of the past few weeks, we thought it might be possible to dig up some similiar rec- ordy recording the first crossing of| the Atlantic by ship, that of Colum- | bus. After diligent search, we pre- | sent below several samples of what | we did not find (all taken from the Madrid Daily Times): e | “July 31, 1402—Christopher Co- | lumbus arrived here today to com- | plete praparations for his voyage across the Atlantic to India. He emphasized that this would be the | tirst non-top trip. as the Norsemen | had landed at both Iceland and Greenland. The betting odds were 1,000 to 0 against him at the bull- fighting arenas today. “August 1—Columbus expects to | sall as soon as weather conditions | permit. “August 3—Columbus set sail to- day in three boats, the Santa Maria, Pinta, and Nina. “August 5—Reported 300 miles | out at sea by tramp caravel. Going | fast and supply of wind seemed to | be good. “August 14 — Passed Azores | Islands and was off on dangerous | leg of journe: “August 20—Shipwrecked sallor | picked up oft Madeira says he sight- ed three ships 200 miles beyond Azores, “August 21—Previous day's re- port incorrec nothing has been heard from Columbus and Queen Isabella is reported ready to order a fleet of warships and galleons to search for him. “September 1—Fishing boat blown far from coarse Columbus in mid-ocean. “September 15—Valencia geo- grapher estimate that Columbus to- day, passed over the edge of the earth and droppel into nothingness. “October 1—A month having passed without word from Colum- bus, it is feared he and his ®ips have been swallowed by sca mon- sters. reports sighting ‘October - 5—Colunibus reported simultaneously off English coast, in Norwegian fjord, entering Black sea, and in upper section of the Nile river. All reports believed erroneous. “October 12—Dispatch from 8San Salvador via West Indian Running Messenger service reports officially that Columbus landed there this morning shortly after dawn. He ex- pressed himself as disappointed at not being received by a delegation from the Japaness emperor but said he was glad to end his ordeal. He will write his story exclusively for the Madrid Daily Times.” 25 Years Ago Today (From Paper of that Date) | Fifteen girls in the Russell & | Erwin sorting room went on strike yesterday as a protest against the piecework system, claiming they could not make so much money un- der it. The present week has afforded the firemen six runs. One was last night, when Joseph Vila's carriage shop caught. It was the hottest run of the season, but within a few minutes Chief Sullivan was on the roof and the damage was held down to $100. The local retail coal dealers met yesterday to talk over the situation. There are but 5,000 - tons in the city at the present time. It was de- cided to charge $7 a ton, not more than one ton to a customer. Dr. M. W. Maloney called on Chiet Rawlings at the police station this morning and said that there was another case of smallpox on Locust street. An officer was des- patched to guard the house and Chairman Clark was notified. Dr. Lindsley will be called in, as Dr. Stone disagrees with Dr. Maloney. {If the atate doctor finds the case is one of smallpox, the same will be true of the four Greenwood | street cases reported last week by Dr. Reeks. A meeting of the Berlin Agricul- tural society was held yesterday afternoon in Dr. Christian's offico |and things are being whipped into | shape for the fair. Mr. Luby and George Clark were appointed to {range for a wild west show. They will commence the work of getting oldtime scouts and buffalo hunters | together in a short time. | Landers defcated Hart & Cooley for the factory league lead yvesterday afternoon, 6-3. in a 12-inning game, pitched well but errors be- hind the bat cost him the game Ashe pitched for the winners. The Tabs, with Boyle and Daily as the battery, defeate: Rocktille yesterday afternoon, 5 to 4. The well-meant efforts of tho common council to close the schools of the city were set aside by the committce appointed for that pur- pose. Chajrman O. F. Curtis met ith Chairman Clark this morning and as a result all rooms except one in the Rockwell school and all rooms except two in the Lincoln school were closed. The model school pupils were also dismissed, {but Dr. Clark later notified the | principal this had been a mistake. | It was, however, too late to call the | pupils back today, g Your Worst Enemy is Constipation & Perhads you don't realize what is) making you feel so lifeless, why you' have to force yourself to accomplish | your day’s work. Try a few doses of 1 9 3 Dr Trues Elixir | | Get your intestines and stomach to| function properly and you'll realize ; why constipation cuts your effi-: ciency in half. For over seventy-six years Dr. True’s Elixir has been| known as The True Family Laxative | It cleanses as it clears the intestines, | and it is so pleasant to take that it is a welcomed medicine to every | member of the family. Family size | bottle $1.20; other sises 60c and 40c. = 28 | — | | Bates | The HOME FAN IN BLACK OR OLD IVORY == How often you choose a fan-cooled table in a restaurant, the cool spot in an elevator, the breeze-swept counter in a store. Yet you nearly bake from the heat in your own home! No need! For $16.50 you can now get a bij handsome ten-inch oscillating Weu’in;houfe‘ Fan that will look well anywhere, and work large citics of Hm the e number foverner Trumbull rts f = Observations On The Weather Wash June An Anferiority complex has it They are worth $2 a thousand! little faults, but It can discuss hu- Mmanity withou dragging in that word “yokel.” the country tartling inf it the tinance hoard or Hall, the ¥ being that t main v mation t of June BLACK FEAR Mose: “When Ah was a man Ah used to hunt fo' big game, The Monster! weddings decreasing. Cynics a reasing. Cynics are Judge: “Why do you want a di- vorce & men ed appointments were not trying to find a reason, hut we are — i Jetr “ton commodated, and that the bourd g it i constituted will not sery others had t state as well as the been appointcd. The apt reply headed by Somator will serve is that board Edward F. Hal best Interasts’ of the any state Tt fs likely that the men on the new state board were the choice o: [} [} lined to the hat June i= no longer considered a de to 11 s all eanditdates for married ruther ir s ption fmonth prinarily the giuni of married experi- here are months in the are aware, and in our standard- i Il the months of tho year ,mnk preity much alike for honey- moon purposes. | | 're’s one nice thing about a Craps?” flc another ocean, Amerfeant that ever Ting university vithout calling on It « world- American,” It seems un W of people who ghos! air, don't but n grow a lot loyal grads g the w for orld we have is the believe ghost moze regularly for the kind in for Southern New 15 1y cloudy, cooler in int day; Sunday fair Conditior The Superior d to the Lawrence The outloc for mostly fair weather Saturday and Sunday in states east of the Mississippl river. disturbance that Thursday mouth of Tt will bs cooler on Saturday in the north Atlantic states. Mose: “No, sah. We uset¢h hunt for' dese heah things dey kecps in da Zoo, an’ at night, too, right in do deep forests.” Jeff: “Go 'way man, go 'way! De soles ob vo' shoes would look like patehes on yo' pants it yo' eber met an animal cracker in de dahk!" —S8amuel G. Kaescher old whiskey-bottle Save corks. your Fair Plaintiff: “My husband is a flend in human form! He thinks nothing of knocking me down with his fist or pushing me downsthirs. He often throws bolling water on me, he threw me out of the window twice, and once—Judge, 1 can stand other things, but not this—once he wiped his hands on one of my guest towels!!" ~—Alan G. Turner (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) wonders for you day and night. Come in to see it, or telephone us. THE SPRING & BUCKLEY ELECTRIC CO. 75-77-79-81 Church St Tel. 2240