New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 1, 1927, Page 6

(] LT 1 New Britain Herald| RNRALC PUBLISNING COMPANY i A et raat BUBSCRIPTION RATES M s T 31.00 Thres Moaths. 78e & Mosth. ed at the Post Office at New Brit- B as decond Class Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 25 Editorial Rooms The only profitable advertising medium n the City., Clrculation books and press room always open to advertisers. Member of tho Assuciated Press Ihe Aswoclated Press i3 exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited fn this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Bureaw of Circalation on, Our circulation matistic upon this audit. This (nsure tection agalnst fraud in newspaper tribution figures to both national local advertisers. The Herald fs on sale dally tn Ne. | rk at Hotalng's Newsstand, Times | Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance G-and Central, 42nd Street. Memorial day saw the heaviest in the history of Plainville, o0 the news from that up and com- iug town stated. The Black Rock bridge also saw the heaviest travel in its history and is still standing. But a few more days like it and the i will be due to be “fixed” once travel in Tennessee and Kentucky killed 16 persons, with 20 in New England automo- biles on the holiday killed 19, with perhaps some fatalities not reported | in the total. The auto fatalities, all things considered, the storm was not. Down torm imissing; were expected; (S € B RS Lindbergh has had tea with Lady Astor. This social item would not amount to much if it were not for the fact that the flier probably pre- | terred coffee. One way not to dodge publicity is | to operate a mystery plane in the middle of the Atlantic. It can be done on land and not attract any more attention than the airmail carriers usually receive; but on the ocean the situation is vastly ditfer- ent. One thing “we and the rest of us,” us Will Rogers would say, now fully realize is that the well-known fliv- ver was merely “Model T.” i Chiua, as usual, gets things topsy- turvy. The conquering army comes from the south, not the north. Charles Evan Hughes and Her- bert Hoover have both joined Sena- tor Fess in favoring a third term for the President. But walt until Senator Borah is heard from. The Waterbury American has let its readers into learning the exact meaning o fthe word ‘hokum" by makihg the following quotation from the.homecoming of Pola Negri with her princely husband: “She talked quictly until the,name of Rudolph Valentino was mentioned, and then she gasped, clutched her throat, and struck a dramatic pose. ‘Please,” she whispered, ‘That is a very sacred thing v.? me. [ will not discuss it.” J in the automobile manufacturing business Henry Ford hias turned out 15,000,000 flivvers. Having carned a pretty penny dur- ing the process, he has also done more:than any one man to force municipalities and states to spend more money than the automobiles cost to construct highways smooth «nough to drive on without break- ing a leg or having one's small, change bounce from a pocket., Since Leing | A THE SKYLINE IN NEW BRITAIN So our Main street is to sce crection of a five-story building, be added to the galaxy of those al- ready existing in the downtown sec tion. How the look: change! There were de history of New the | i to ol a city do 8 in the Britain downtown scetion looked it so when one vegr | just t ik looked the ! few pre car, w the Of late years it has hecn steadily jmproving; new modern | buildings have been orected every | yvear, until the know person who left th vears ago | city ten would should b haridly the place suddeniy return The the progre: the older buildingsare fulling by wayside, one :and it tr genuine Main likes 1t is this type ward. by one. Such 1 e fs anything strect hooster i | of moving for- | What a remarkable s has taken place metaiorpho- in the downtown scetion during the Give the chas last half dozen vears! and | 1 Avery- Us SIx years more s will be equally mark from what they are toda it station thing s changing the secn That , except unfortu- nately will remain the same for an- | railroad other ! 40 years, except for such in- | N . land sweet, fit | governor, but they istars in lustre will graduate to that ithere had been doubt a month ago jished into the ether. Chang not only | capital. The United States, it is be- main jof the looting and distaste for for- | every standpoint terior “nnprovement road can afford. The men responsible for the con- stant flux in the skyline of New Britain bave faith in the future of the city—that belief in its growth which justifies the expenditure of capital in large amounts, Other citi- zens, looking on, will share the faith. | SARTORIAL SPLENDOR FOR POLICE FORCE This idea of policemen having their shoes propegly shined while on their beats seems to be a good one. What is the use of having the brass buttons shining, clothes ‘neatly brushed” and looking spick and span and cravats fit to function at a social affair, hats free from real estate, washed llke school boys, and otherwise giving the ap- pearance of upstanding members of soclety, unless the shoes are shining well enough to reflect the surround- | ings with the accuracy of mirrors? Sergeant Stadler has an eye for beauty, utility and appearance, and must be a profound student of pub- lic vsychnlop‘. It was he who sent the offending policemen to a shoe shining parlor to have their shoe leather properly groomed to give & certain tone and respectability to the police system. Policemen with shoes unshined, it must be admitted, look too much like hikers inbound from a trip up the dusty or muddy side roads to make an impression in this town of superlative appearances and morals. These are days when the public! makes high demands upon its cops. They not only must look handsome for presentation to potentate, president or must look like the last words in faultless attire, so that citizens—many of whom are | wofully deficient in these very at- tributes of super-citizenship—can look upon them as examples. A man whose shoes are “proper- 1y"” shined may not be matriculating for the police force, hut an officer whose shoes do not vie with the faces any king, portion of the citizenry not author- ized to make arrests, VICTORIOUS CASIPAGIN OF CHANG KAI-SHEK The star of Chang Kai-shek of China continues shining brightly. If about his ability to withstand the schism in the southern ranks caus- ed by the attempt of the left wing radicals to gain control it has van. has obtained complete control over his resources, pushing the remnant of the reds to one side and all but engulfing them, but he has steadily mauled his northern foes until the capture of Pekin is an early proba- bility. It the anclent city 1{s occupied, however, it will be more in the na. ture of an impressive gesture; for Pekin has long ceased to be any- thing but the seat of a shadowy gov- ernment, one which it has required considerable imagination to r:gard as the government of China. The | real government of China hay been where Chang happened to be; “where I sit is the head of the table,” could well have been his motto. The moral effect of the cap- ture of Pekin, however, will be great in such portions of China where the natives cannot under- stand public events except in the idiom of the past. Great Britain is said to be pre- pared to “defend the legations” in | Pekin; Japan is said to be prepared | to concentrate military forces at Tientsin with a view toward start- ing an expedition to the ancient lieved, will send ships and marines to Tientsin for the defense of life and property but will go no further. Which looks as it Chang may run | into complications when he reaches | the ancient capital. But the tend- ency might well be to discount them in adv . He has been confronted with complications before and pos- sibly those to be met in the future will not be as hose he at Nanking ! f has S.'One‘ 1y well for foreigners and natives | ike. The southern troops in the have conducted themselves 1n | serious as ssfully navigated ! and Hankow. With the exception of the raid at Nanking, all fal with circumspection and nearly all have originated | and the various independent war lords operating her When & on a railroad frain the act was dons | by northern troops, ! his own testimony. As of CI cigners secius from the to northerners co- horts of the and there. | ator Bingham was robbed according to | 1 eneral s Yrom | uni Chang Kul-shek is a Much dislike of his campaigzn for the su s Britain uid Japan may results | al inter- ! nationalism, they He commander, ests of Chinesc will strong, moderate have to swallow him. is a | | ! ! who is not inclined to deal unjust with forcigners; but he is convine China has a future above that of o ing a doormat for foreign powers. CONNECTICUT INDEPENDE! JOURNALISM Some of us hecome notorious through the medium of an inept re- mark. Judge asley of Waterbury i throughout the south where officers | ciptent law-bfeakers, who wished to fantined in the elty, {1eading in Waterbury has “no Republican newspapers” he of course meant the city has no newspapers which are 80 delinquent in public duty not to disagree with the reigning powers occasionally. Judge Peasley's idea of a Republican newspaper 18 the kind which says in eftect, “May the bless- ed party ever be right, but right or wrong, 1 am with the party.” Naturally there are few such Re- publican newspapers left. This is a distinct gain for the electorate. The time when every “party” newspaper played second fiddle to the party managers is at least in the past; the present day is one of gain for the parties and the people. The parties nowadays are not above receiving biting criticism when the managers have the temerity to act like the children they so often desire to be. ‘Waterbury, like the others of the first five cities in the state, in which New Britain of course in included, has progressed journalistically since the days when “partyitis” ruled the press. Its newspapers have given the Roraback adherents much bother, but this is not the fault of the news- papers, but is primarily the fault of the state machine, which has been running the state with a concentra- tion of power at its disposal such as the past history of Connecticut, or any other state, has rarely shown. The Tammany Hall in the heyday of its power, the Penrose ring in Penn- sylvania a dozen years ago, the Vare institution in Philadelphia, the Bill Thompson crowd in Chicago, the Governor Small outfit in Illinois— none of these ‘“have anything on” the Connecticut system so far as the concentration of power is concern- ed. To the credit of the Roraback ‘machine, however, it is agreed that there have been no evidences of downright fraud; the worst that is charged is the donation of water power rights and the alleged favor- itism shown to various public utilities. These are not high-grade examples of political virtud; but the descent 1s still far to the depths, which some other machines reach-| ed have reached in the past and present. 3 ! It behooves any sqlf-respecting | newspaper im Connecticut to point out the dangers that beset the com- monwealth. Concentration of pollu-‘ cal power inevitably has led to grave abuses. The independent newspapers of which Judge Pel!ley‘ complains form the preventive medicine which is needed. \Vl(houlwl the newspapers in the state, which have been casting critical and cen- sorious glances toward the political situation, there is mno telling how | quickly the state machine would descend to the level of the worst. The organization may not like this | critical faculty, but it should be thankful for the aid tendered. i NO MOB LAW IN TAMPA The incentive of a meb to take summary vengeance upon the slay- er held in a Tampa jall no doubt| was overwhelming; but thoughtful persons will rejoice that the arm of | the law was strong enough in the Florida city to stay the efforts of infuriated citizens. . Courts are for the dispensation of justice. Whenever a mob seeks to lynch a prisoner it is more or less proof that it does not regard the dis- pensation of justice by the courts| prompt and certain.. rable cases as sufficiently There have been innum of the law have all but connived with the mob spirit; the officers in 'ampa, however, were made of sterner stuff. They resisted the mob, and successfully, although it meant that 11 persons were shot during the rioting to storm the jail. Mobs are the creatures of folly. Where has a mob ever formed minus this bacilli? An effective method to discourage mob law is the way it was done in Tampa. When the provoked had sufficient opportunity to return to their homes and think it over they will be ashamed of vhom.-u-lws.i ‘he Tampa murderer, said to have confessed Lis decd, will pay the penalty of his crime. No moh has a right to expect more. The authoritles fn Tampa are to be congratulated upon offering an unbending front to a gang of in- do en hloc what not stituent element of the crowd would think of doing singly. 25 Years Ago Today (F'rom Paper of That Date) The house of detention on the own farm is now occupiad, a fam- ily having been moved in today un- der the divection of Dr. R, M Clark. Pifty persons are now quar ing ill. The abating. The Walt pear here W the play at grounds. smallpox scare is not on June Buffalo Bill the South 20, and next Main strect sunday has bes for making d new St Mar shioners are n set apart tions to- s church, being urged 1 1l as ward and to make the success of the collection. The Boys' club will elose the sea- son tomorrow. Up to press time Hartford was | winds this citizens have | a single con- | | 15 of them be- | er Matn clreus will ap-, | show will | i i | | rifices in order 1o en-| Nantucket as the rall-|is one of these. When he said flullholh the hammer throw and shot put. Because of the smallpox epi- demic, the public library in Plain. ville has been closed. The annual concert and ball of the Quartet club was held last eve- ning in Turner hall. Baumbach's| orchestra played, and there were solos by Ludwig W. Hoffman and | Robert Merriman. Louis Lehr prompted. At the hearing on North Stanley street held 1 night E. O. Kil- bourne favored the proposed cinder walk on the west side. L. A. Vib- berts was present but did not have anything to say. Regarding a walk on Lee street, M. P. Leghonn op- posed this and a curb. A. P. Marsh said he was instrumental in getting up the petition for the extension of Ellis street; he sald it would be a public benefit and that the school board would favor it because of the shorter route it would give school children. Factsand Fancies | America is paying too much ai- tention to fresh air and not enough to fresh heirs. The same kind of villagers who once tried to write life insurance now run filling stations. Palm reading Is easy. Five corns mean that soon you will ask a banker to renew a certain paper. Principle is something wished on you in childhood; you accumulate your own prejudices. There really are some inherent rights. You never see a man arrest. ed just for being an ass. There's an advantage in an apart- ment. You have no back yard to reveal how lazy you are. Men have one advantage. It you v peeled on the street, there's rno way to get cooler in the privacy of home. | It won't be near as much fun teaching a girl to swim if she's all gooey with axle grease. Dollar chasers, ch? Well, there's only one way to get them without a chase and we can’t all run sucker | games. Americanism: Not caring much about the criminal; being keenly interested in what the lawyers do. It will take many a flight across the Atlantic to make congress pro- vide planes. to repel invaders. Still. 1f there were no parking regulations, there would be room for only 30 hogs to the block. But where will a hipless genera- tion balance a baby while getting breakfast? And when the scales read 157, the stout woman knows that all of it except about two pounds is net. The law lets you carry it home in Canada. But we've seen fellows | who needed more than the law sanction to carry their's home. The child with many, many dolls docsn’t adore any one of them. And that may explain why people re- spect law so little. Every man's home is his castle; which is just another way of say- ing he doesn’t question the charac- ter of the hash. What difference who ‘“owns” the money? The $2000 you borrow from the bank probably is Henry's out! doing chores. Correct this sentence: “That | woman who smiled at you.” saic the wife to the hushand, “is a love- Iy creature, isn't she?" Copyright. 1927, Publishers® Syndicate b Observations On The Weather Washington, June 1.—Forecast for Southern New Englan Fair and cooler tonight. Light frost in western Massachusetts. Thursday | fai I'resh to strong northwest afternoon, diminishing | tonight. IForecast for Eastern New York: | ir tonight; slightly cooler in| t and extreme north heavy frost in central nd portions; ay fair; fresh to strong north winde this afternoon, diminishing tonight. Condlitions: The disturbance that was in the Lake region yesterday morning has passed eastward . to Portland, Maine 26.60, Showers and thunderstorms were generally throughout New England. A strong area of high pressure overspreads the Lake region and weatward over the plains states to the Rocky mountains. Light to heavy frosts were reported in upper n and stern Minnesota. thwestern disturbance has extended its influence eastyw: showery conditions prevail from Kansas to the North Carolina coast. Temperatures are slightly below the normal over northern districts, Conditions favor for this vieinity falr weather and not much chang mperature, mperatures yesterday were: High Low a0 68 Atlanta Atlantic | Bost Baffalo Chicago Cincinnati Denver Detroit Duluth Hatteras Jacksonville Ka s City los A Miemi Minneapolis New Haven New Orleans New York Norfolk, \'a 'p the Middletown inter- b trick meet, Cryne asty of New Britain had finishgd / I Pitiehure ccond in | Portland, Northfield ! my heart just portions; | north reported | rd and | Sead all communications to Fun Shop Editod, care of the New Britain Horald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. The Old Line Greetings Are Out of Date! We think that to be up-to-date Greetings to those who graduate Should read, “We think of you with pride, Escaped from achool and suicide!” A Bargain Carey (gloomily): “What will you let me have on this engagement ring?"” Pawnbroker: “§45." Carey: “Make it fifty and 71 throw in the girl's telephone num- Lel AS AL JOLSON WOULD RECITE “MOTHER OF MINE” (Imagined by Paul C. Kreisher) Mammy, it I was hanged, Yes, mammy, hanged And, mammy, hanged way up there on a hill, Yes, mammy, why even If it was way up there on the high- est hill, Mammy, my mammy, I know, 'Deed I know, mammy, Whose thoughts Would follow me, Yes mammy, follow me still— Mammy o' mine, mammy o’ mine! High, high, high, high Up in the hills! Fair Enough Mrs. Duval (hiring a cook): “Why did you leave your last employer?” Cook: *“See here—I ain’t askin® you why you left your husband, am 5 Harry R. Harting Definition The yellow race—chasing a new straw hat down the street! Moroe Like It! Two little boys were conversing. “Say Bill,”” said one, “come over and I'll show you how to protect ‘vourself in a fight.” “I know how to protect myself."” “No, I mean without running:!” —Edwin Lloyd. THE SONG WRITER MEFETS THE TOBACCO AD MAN Overheard by Edmund H. Doeliger Song Writer: “Well, if it isn't Frank Jones, pal o' my boyhood days! = Everything's jake! Let's shake!” Tobacco Ad Man: “Fred, old man, I'm giving it to you straight from the shoulder! Take my old jimmy- hand! Doesn’t it make you tingle all over? Song Wiiter: “My heart just cries sighs; Surely not blue? How’s things with you? Mar- |ried yet? I am, you bet!” Tobacco Ad Man: “Man to man, old kid, I've got the greatest little old joy woman on earth—mellow and cool and never bites her tongue, You'll never be single again after you try marringe peace and bliss! Man, it's great!™ Song Writer: “I gotta hot mamma, she is my wife. I won't have no fun, now, the rest of my life. Just ‘tween you and me, pal ¢’ mine, it's my hot mamma’'s cold mamma that's making me blu me with you?" Tobacco Ad Man: “You've hit jt right on the grasshopper’s knee- caps, brother! My mother-in-law is a harsh, bitey old thing with a parched tongue! Well, old he-man, how's busines: ° v Song Writer: “I make lot of the do, re, thi! Tee, hee! Are you still writing ads for the pipe-smoking lada?" Tobacco Ad Man: “Yes, old two- fisted friend, I've been making the tin! Well, so long, brother! Change to P. J. Teed-o! You'll like it!"” Song Writer: “Well, I'll have to trot along—and write a song! If you see that old gang of mine, don't 11 ‘em where T am—I still owe Bill a ten. But best regards to my old pards. My heart just sighs, my heart just cries at these last good- byes! Hey! Hey!" { [Soctow { | i 1 Beauty Treatments At Home Exactly one of them fool college | lisself 1o death in the dash.” Farnmer Carey that suici “H'mm, niust be what they —-Katherine MuéNer Dear Editor: I pulled up alongside her And said, “Would you care 10 ride" “Are you going North?" She asked And T said, “Yes." “Well,” said she, “Give my regards To the Fskimos.” T was so nervous All day That I couldn’t eat! —Fred E. Blair The Bargain Sperry: “Remember young Fred Richardson™" Rogers: “Yes. What about him?" Sperry: “He has made millions in his chain-stores for women.” “5 and 10 cent stores?” 4 and 9 cent stores!” —Margaret Bepder (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel &p ans% r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald,- Washington Bureau, 1323 New York avenue, Washingten, ‘D. C. enclosing two cents in stampas for reply. Medical, tegal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requeBts cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. How many horses are there on farms in the United States? A, The latest census (1923) shows 17,943,000, Q. Where was the picture “What Price Glory” filmed? A. At the Fox Studios, Holly- wood, California. Q. When was the conference at ‘Washington on Limitation of Naval Armament and what countries were represented ? A. - President Harding issued the formal invitations August 11, 1921. and the conference opened Novem- ber 11, 1921. The countries repre- snted wre the United States, Bel- gium, the British Empire, China, France, Italy, Japan, the Nether- lands and Portugal. The plenipoten- tiaries of the United States were the president of the United States repre- sented by Secretary of State Charles Evans Hughes, Henry CabotLodge, Oscar W. Underwood and Elihu Root, Q. Under what circumstances did President Grant use the words “Let | Us Have Peace”? A. He closed his letter accepting the nomination to the presidency, | May 29, 1868, with these words. Q. What is the origin and pur-| pose of the American Red Cross, and how is it managed? A. It operates under a charter granted by an act of congress. effec- tive January 5, 1905, authorizing the American Red Cross “to furnish volunteer aid to the sick and wounded of armies in time of war in accordane¢e with the convemtion of Geneva; to act in matters of voluntary rellef, and {8 in accord with military and naval authorities as a2 medium of communication be- tween the American people and their army and navy; to continue and carry on a system of national and international rellef in time of peace and to supply the same in ating the suffering caused by pestilence, famine, fire, floods and other great national calamities, and to devise and carry on measured for | preventing the same.” Calvin Coolidge is president of the or- ganization and John Barton Payne is chairman of the central commit- tee, which is the governing body and is composed of 18 persons, six of whom represent the federal gov-| ernment and are appointed by the president. National headquarters | are located at Washington, D. C., and from it the activities of Lfilll chapters are directed through three divisional headquarters. Q. What is the meaning of the Latin phrase “Pax vobiscum™? A. “Peace be with you'. Q. Where was Willlam Halne: the movie actor born? A, In Staunton, Virginia, January | 1, 1900 and educated at the Staun-| ton Military Academy in Virginia. Q. What is the minimum height | and welght of an applicant for the | raflway mail service? A. They must be at least § feet — 8, 415 inches tall and must weigh least 135 pounds. Q. "What is the normal and pres- ent atrength of the United States Coast Guard Service? A. The regular strength of the Coast Guard Service s 340 officers and 5,000 enlisted men and warrant ofticers. .Under special legislation passed since prohibition the number bas been temporarily increased. At the present time there are 417 offi- cers, regular and temporary; 9,890 enlisted men; and 363 warrant offi- cers. It maintains 277 life saving stations averaging § or ¢ men each, stationed on the coast and on inland waterways at _points advantageous for quick response in need. Q. Who Mivented spectacles? A. Probably the Chinese. Al- hazen, an Arab writer, mentions them In the 11th centyry, and Itallan monks in Pisa and Florence used them in the 13th century. Eyeglasses were invented toward the close of the , 13th century by Salvino d’Armato. Q. How many boys and girls are enrolled in the public schools of the United States? ¥ A. Th 1923-24 there were 5,617,- 149 boys and 5,617,017 girls. Q. Who employs the tenders for the beacons used to guide airships? A. The tenders are part-time employes, either farmers or hired men who live on the property where the beacons are located. The posi- tion is not under civil service but is a contract performance. The duties occupy only a few hours a day. Q. What is “The Apple Sodom™? A. 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