New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 26, 1927, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1927, Utah 38.60. Conditions favor for ths vicinity fair weather and not muth change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday were: Hig} Low 80 64 66 62 52 50 60 50 72 52 76 60 18 50 70 54 58 42 78 4 ; 90 70 80 62 4 56 84 Dear Mrs. Pillar: When Iamata| A. A marble tablet, to com- tea party, holding a cup of tea in (memorate the sojourn of John Mil- one hand and a plate of salad in[ton in the Tuscan mountain resort the other, and a lady near me drops |of Vallombrosa, Italy in 1638, was her handkerchief, how should I |unveiled August 30, 1926 by Duke of proceed to pick it up? Pistolo, who personally represented ‘Walter Goldsmith the king. The tablet was designed Dear Wally: Spill the tea on your | by the English scuiptor Anderson leg and you won't have to pick up | under the auspices of the Friends the handkerchief! ot Tuscany soclety. Q. Where does the ex-Kaiser of Germany live? A. He lives at Castle Dobrn, Netherlands. The castle and grounds are gparded by Dutch sol- diers. Q. How many home runs were made in the American and National Baseball leagues last year? A. In the National league 439, and In the American league 4247 Q. Why is the presidential sa- lute twenty-one guns? The national salute is merely e top of a graduated scale of salutes from 5 guns for vice-consul or commercial agent; 7 guns for consul; 9 guns for consul-general; 11 guns for commodore, brigadier- general; 13 guns for rear admiral; major general, minister resident, or diplomatic representative; 15 guns for vice-admiral, lieutenant general, or envoy extraordinary; 17 guns for cabinet officers, admiral, chief jus- tice, governor general of island possessions, governor of state, etc.; 19 guns for vice-president, or am- bassador within the waters of the country to which he is accredited; and 21 guns to president or sovereign or member of a royal family. Q. Is President Calles of Mexico a member of the Roman Catholic church? A. He was raised in that faith but he is now a Freemason and a free thinker. Q. What is “Blue Grass”? A. A specle of the genus of grasses Poa, having a bluish-green foliage and panicles of bloom. The famous Kentucky blue grase*®hich | has given its name to the “blue- grass” region of that state is a fa- vorite grass for pasture and, lawn and 1s widely cultivated for hay. It is also known as June-grass aad smooth-stalked meadow grass, and is found in both Europe and Asla. Russian campaign, happens to win| turally, we sympathize with (he the election it in due course will | teacher;and also quite a bit with the mean a new trade agreement belng | mother of the lad, who is laid up formed with Russla. in the hospital with a broken leg. Meantime, if France and Italy| Perhaps you read the story, At follow the lcad of England and also | any rate, the facts will bear repeat- “break with England,” that com-|ing. A lad came home and told his munistic enterprise will be practical- | mother that his teacher had whack- ly isolated diplomatically. The like- | ed him on the head, which accoun- lihood in such a case is it will prop- | ted for the large bump he had there. agandize with renewed fervor rath-| The mother, seizing an umbrella, er than with less. A veritable war of | went to the school, met the teach- propaganda, if nothing worse, will| er on the sidewalk, and tried to be let loose. It will be as uncon-jbreak the umbrella on her pretty | vincing as soap-box oratory. bobbed dome. At the sixth blow the mother slipped and fell, breaking a leg. Later it was learned from the boy that the teacker had not caused the abrasion on his head, but that he recelved it while fighting with another boy. Here Is a case in which an inno- cent teacher was badly beaten up, a mother is in a hospital with a tractured limb, and all because a boy told a lie. Children need correction at times, especially youngsters who tell false- hoods. Teachers nowadays are in a| peculiar predicament. Many of them realize that some of their charges need what we might politely term “correctional treatment,” but fear to glve proper attention because of the possible attitude of parents. The re- sult is that the bad eggs in every school too frequently go unpunished there and also don’t seem to gain “correctional treatment” at New Britain Herald MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY — FactsandFancies ' TIssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Horald Bldg, 67 Cburch Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES & Year. $3.00 Thres Months. T6e. & Month. They up Loug courtships are better. develop the habit of making after a fight. | Atlanta Atlantic City ... | There's no definite time for the back-to-tlre-farm movement. It de- pends on whtn the last movie closes in town. Sure, Proof Hilton: “Spring has come.” Perry: ‘Bosh! Spring came a long while ago.’ Hilton: “Oh, no! 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And Still Going Strong The question game's still strong, Well here's one that you can't RUess wrong: ’ “What's the everlasting flower plays?” Why, “Abie's stay: THE ELDER LINDBERGH golng & Once upon a time, not many years ago, there was a congressman in Washington who was affectionately known to his constituents in Minne- sota as “Charley Lindbergh.” His full name was Charles A. Lindbergh, and one of his little pecullarities was that he refused distribute A tree sceds to the voters, as 4 Barean of Crenation | other rural congressman made it a newspapers and adver: | ;oint of doing One affectionately turns the pages of congressional lore in locating in- formation regarding the father of the present “young Lindbergh,” the | 1ad who flew across the Atlantic alone. And one cannot help coming to the conclusion that the young- ster 1s a chip from an oid block of hardwood. It appears that Congressman Lindbergh hated the “money pow- Maving been a Progressive with a strong penchant for righting the ills of the farming element, this came natural. It was he who storm- cd against the ‘“concentration of | wealth in Wall street,” and he talk- ed about it so frequently that peo- ple stmply had to take notice, in- cluding fellow congressmen. When the Aldrich central banking plap was before congress, being finally defeated, It was Congress- man Lindbergh who waged the first lone fight against it. Perhaps, had he not stormed so much ahout the plan it might have gone through, and instead of the Federal Reserve System as we have it today there might have been a central banking ystem on the Aldrich plan. Quot- ing Lincoln's prophecy that “the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign’ by working upon the prejudices of the people until wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the republic s destroyed,” the veteran foe of bank centralization was heard from con- stantly and continually. To keep him quiet, it may be remembered by the cld-timers, an investigation of the “money trust” was started. The pere of the present i bergh was a Swede, not born Amcrican. Having brought up on farm he got most of his education by hunting and study- ng the ways of animals. Later, however, he studied law and prag- ticed in Minnesota, finally entering public life. His first clection to Congress took place in 1907, and he there until his death a The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers. Member of tho Associated Pres: The Assoclated Prese ia exclusively en- | titled to the use for re-publication of | all nows credited to it or not otherwise credited fn this paper and also local news published thereln: One sex always co-operates with the other. One says “How much can T give?” and the other, “How much can T get?” in Norfolk, Va. Northfleld Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. ¢ St. Louis .. ‘Washington . Irish Rose,” ft Be 46 62 60 ‘Waiter! Cafeterla Cashier: “‘Your check is 87 cents, and you've only given jme 77 cents." |\ Customer: “Can’t I deduct the | customary tip for waiting on my- { self?” = every Borah, a Dry, May Move to Lift Govt. Whiskey Ban ‘Washington, May 26 (#—Senator Borah, republican, Idaho, has been asked to introduce'a bill to enable physiclans to prescribe intoxicating liquor at their discretion., She measure wdld carry out the reso- lution adopted at the recent meet- ing hers of the American Medical Assoclation protecting against the prohibition law restrictions. Senator Borah saild that he thought it feasible to work out a safe measure and was giving the subject study. He declared, how- ever, that ample precautions must be taken to guard against the abuse of discretionary powers by unscru- pulous physicians. Sciatic-Neuritis The sciatic nerve, situated at the back of the hip joint is frequently the subject of Neuritls, giving rise to the painful disease Sciatica. The symptoms are intense pains which shoot down the thigh to the foot, often aggravated by walking, and with painful points along the course of the nerve, very tender to the touch. s The trouble is a very obstinate one and does not readily respond to ordinary treatment. It takes more than the usual pain sedative even to alleviate the pain. The best way to get relief from the persistent nerve racking pains of Neuritis is to get & bottle of Allenrhu Special Formula No. 2, which comes in capsule form, Take them as directed and in about 24 hours you should be able to no- tice that they have considerably re- duced, if not almost banished, all pain and soreness. Continue faith- fully and n a reasonable time you should be able to work and rest in comfort once again. Fair Drug Dept. keeps Allenrhu Special For- mula No. 2 in stock all the time and sells lots of it. Member Aadi The A B. C. Our circulation audit. Thle {nsures pre fraud n mewspaper dis to both natlonal and circulation, ed upon thi tectlon agatn tribution figures local advertisers. ess Ah, well; only one pair of legs tn | FUGITIVES FROM JUSTICE twenty Is pretty enough to be im- modest. A Real Friend Though other friends prove low and false In great emergency, | T have one friend that I am sure Won't be untrue to me. "Twill never try to steal my girl, Or make of me a dupe. | God bless my neutral-colored vest! It never shows the soup!! ernard Senie . But if there were no dgrned tight-wads where would the good fellows get loans between pay days? The Herald s on sale dally (n Nes | York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel an answ.r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain erald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. ‘Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor.- Q. Was the body of Oliver Crom- well disinterred and hung? A. By order of Parliament his body was disinterred January = 26, 1661 and on January 30 it was hung on the gallows at Tyburn. After- ward the head was severed from the body and set up on a pole on top of Westminster hall, and the trunk was buried beneath the gallows. Q. Are the leaves of polson ivy and Virginia creeper the same shape? A. They resemble each other and one is sometimes mistaken for the other, but the leaflets of poisgn vy, are three in number and not pal- mately arranged upon a common leaf stalk. Q. How many letters did the United States malls carry in 19262, A. The estimated total |is 13,736,000,000. Q. What {s the value of a Con- federate five dollar bill? A. A recent quotation tonight. cents. Conditions: The center of the Q. What is the feminine of the [eastern disturbance has advanced name Verne? to the lower St. Lawrence valley. A. Verna or La Verna. Clearing conditions mixed with masculine is Verne or Le Verne. partly cloudy to cloudy and showery means “living one”. areas in some localities prevail this Q. Ts pure gold 24 carats? morning throughout the middle At- A lantic and New England states, ac- Q. compantied by a rise in temperature. N Showers occurred during the last 24 | Italy. hours along the northern border Q. Who was secretary of state | from the Pacific coast eastward to in Harding's cabinet? the north Atlantic qoast, over the A. Charles Evans Hughes. lake region, Ohio valley and all of Q. What is the translation of |the Atlantic coast states, except | “Omnia vincit amor"? Florida. Areas of high pressure | A. “Love conquers all things' prevail over the northern Mississippi Q. Should canapes be eaten with | valley and the gulf region. Another a fork or in the fingers? disturbance is forming over the A, With a fork. Rocky mountaing, Salt Lake City, Q. Why is the south pole colder than the north pole? A. Because there is a continen- tal land mass with high mountains at the south pole while the north pole #s at sea level. Q. What does “Mare Nostrum' mean? A. Our Sca.” Q. When did Italy annex the city of Fiume? A. By the provision of the treaty of Santa Margharita of Janu- ary 27, 1924 between Italy and Jugoslavia, the city of Fiume and its harbor was anncxed to Italy. On Mareh 16, 1924 the formal annexa- tion of the city to Italy was pro- claimed. ‘What is the largest city The doctor has one advantage. ' There's nothing to remind him of his mistakes if he keeps away from the cemetery. . — e ANGLO-RUSSIAN R It was Sir Austen Chamberlain who sald recently that in the event | of a diplomatic break between Great Britain and Russia the peace of Eu- rope would be endangered. Wheth- ar this was mere rhetoric nohody knows; and it is on record that Sir | the the home. “In the good old days—' : .. 1t might be worse. If sex equality St had come fifty years earlier, most of | : ¥ could | T alvays help my wife the ladies in rural sections would | T 3/vavs Meld my WOe, ChAR: That makes our marrled life A thing of joy and beauty. THE FUNDAMENTAL ATTITUDE According to the Rev. John Roach Straton, fundamentalist clergyman in New York, a law is so sacrea that it should never be broken even to save the lives of one's family. This is not a fundamental doc- trine of humanity. It is the doc- | trine of the Rev. Mr. Straton, fun- damentalist, The law of Indiana forbids the use of liquor for medicinal purposes. Attorney General Gilliom of that state wrote a letter stating that both ! he and Governor Jackson had vio- ! lated the Indiana law in the last 18 months to save members of their familles from death after physicians had prescribed whiskey. “They should have permitted the members of their families to die and have died themselves rather than violate their oaths of office. An officer of the law swears to support the law, and his family interests should not cut the slightest figure once he has taken the oath.” That is what the Rev. Mr. Strat on sald about it, as quoted in th papers, Thus we sce how fanatical a man can get. Since when was law above the saving of human life? The| framers of the Indiana law were | Americanism Yelling “Atta boy when he hits! yelling “You big Stiff!” when he fans. |1 share in every chore That takes her yon or hither; And when she mops the floor I mop the floor up with her!! —L. Alan Rubenstein Austen, doing the bidding of Baldwin government recently “strong note” to Russia, on cited an equally “strong” r Ever since that time the Baldw government has been letting stone unturned to force a break with the Soviets. The time apparently has come, and if the British parlia- ment votes favorably, the trade | agreement between the two nations will terminate. In truth, it is as good as terminated now. nt a that ply. n Ah, well; most of the laws for- bid doing things that you wouldn't want to do in any case. Money and Booze Rommel: “You say in order to have a good time nowadays you've got to have poisoned liquor?” Cooper: “No. I sald purse and| liquor.” It isn't true that a few men pay most of the taxes, They just hand it to the Government after collec- ting it from everybody. Observations On The Weather Washington, May 26.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair and cooler tonight and Friday. Fresh southwest and west winds this afternoon, shifting to north- west tonight. Forecast for Eastern New York: Generally fair and cooler tonight; probably light frost in north por- tion tonight; Friday fair; cooler in southeast portion; fresh southwest and west winds this afternoon be- coming fresh to strong northwest | no | There's one bright spot. The kids must come home from college fo get some money before going off on their vacation. —Bradford Pickens . Women ara more divining than divine! The recent raid of Soviet trade | headquarters in London, as every- one expected, was a prelude to the present movement to terminate re- | lations. One must not lose sight of | the fact that politics are deeply im- bedded in the situation, and that the Conservative party in England, which is in power, reprcsents for the most part the conscrvative ele- ments in the emplre—as its name would imply. The Liberal party — | liberal in its conceptions of state- craft as well as in name—is not cverwhelmingly in favor of the for- eign policy of the Conservative gov- | ernment, although many of its ~members are said to be convinced that the Soviet has been guilty of the ploiting the Conservatives under Baldwin are alleghg so vociferously. PERILS OF THE BIG CITY | (A Fun Shop Drama of the Busy Metropolis) In Three Acts By John Reed Schantz Act One (Scene: The desk of a big hotel. jasper Lowden, a resident of Towa, Dining is so much like warfare. There's the smoke screen and the terrible charge. If only somebody would only invent a muffler for ; approaches the desk.) | soup. | Jasper (to the clerk): “Let me | have that $100 I gave to you for safe-keeping last night.”” | Clerk (feigning astonishment): | | “Hundred dollars! Why, man, you | i must be cuckoo! You didn't give Let's be fair about it. Canadians ' me $100 or anything else.” who cross the line to work aren’t as | Jasver: “I certainly did:" | nuinerous as American truck drivers | Clerk: “Well, go alicad and sue who cross the line to load. me for it. 1 suppose you've got | witnesses." \ is ten The See that every man has property 1t | to cherish and you need never fear Lind- the propaganda of radicals. a native- been en did Caruso die? August 2, 1921 at Naples, stupid human beings who passed a stupid law, one which seeks to take out of the hands of medical science the right to prescribe mediclne— for that is what whiskey hecomes under such circumstances—in cases of life and death. The fundamentalist } 2 but somehow cannot help asking what he would do if one of his family were mortally ill while happening to be in Indiana and a physician, in order to save his or her life, prescribed whiskey. Candidly, we think he should change his tune, law or ‘no law. Fine Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing, | Wedding Ring Shop 9 ARCH STREET Act Two (Scene: The offico ow Ellsworth | Mack, a famous lawyer) ! Jasper: “I gave the clerk a $100 bill to keep for me. It was late at night, and there were no witnesses. Suckers aren't without cleverness. They find fake stock promoters tiic Government detectives never are in able to locate. The Labor party, which power for a short time under Ram- sey MacDonald, and which contin- | ues strong, is the only party in Eng- land which is strongly opposed to terminating relations with Russia. 1t was the late MafDonald govern- ment which recognized the Soviets and it naturally would be opposed to terminating such recognition. That a general election in the near future is likely over the issue of Anglo- Russian relations is quite probable. It is believed by many observers that the Conservatives will have a hard time in winning it, If at all, recent by-elections having gone strongly against them. If the Soviet has been using its licadquarters in London for com- munistic propaganda purposes — a claim which ave have upon the word of Mr. Baldwin—it is likely that it is doing the same sort of plotting in France and Germany, if not also in Poland, its next door ncighbor. There have been no complaints in was Ho, zet a hum! You work for years fo | reputation; then people get | Now he denies it.” to you and lose interest; then | Mack: “You haven't a chance in you dic and nohody notices. | the court without witnesses. I'll tell you what to do: Go up to the same clerk with a friend and give him nother $100 bill. Then go back without the friend and get it back. He'll give it to you because you had s. Then a little while later 2o back with your friend and de- mand the $100 bill you gave the clerk, as if you hadn't already col- lected it. He'll see that he's caught, and you'll come out even.” Act Three { (Scene: The same.) i Jasper: “Well. sir, it worked. It { worked like a charm. T got back hoth $100 bills. Now, how much do 11 owe you?” Mack: “100.* er talks few years ago. The Boston Herald found a poli- | tician in Boston who knew the elder | Lindbergh intimately. This politician ; }declared in an interview: “Lind- bergh one of those single-| tracked, strong men with ideals and | rot too much real breadth of view who, when they get to a place of power, are almost certain to make a hit—at least one hit. As honest as the light; slow-thinking, some- thing very strong and real in his nature. By sheer force of ability he was made a member of the commit- tee on banking and currency. When the much-opposed money trust in- vestigation opened, Lindbergh, the man who started it, allowed it to take its own course. He was then | busy on something else.” It is to be noted that his son’s j first flying exploit came when he | carried out the dying wishes of his father to scatter his ashes over the we Correct this sentence: “T pick up many people,” said the driver of the | dan, “and never yet have had to | remind one to slam the door.” Copyright, 1927, Publishers ndicate 25 Years Ago Today Now that the season amusements has ended, ain will turn to trolley the amusement incident to trips to groves and lakes. Such trips are popular, as is attested by well-filled cars leaving the station, but the re- sorts ,within 1each by trolley line have not yet been opened. The common council has at taken up the question of dev some method by which the city's business may be transacted without i that body staying until a late hour at night. Mr. Curtis brought up the matter Wednesday evening and willL HOW’S YOUR B RAIN POWER? 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Was a statue of John Milton recently unveiled in Italy? last me; these countrics, however, one prom- inent writer last week stating that whatever plotting may be under way old farm in Minnesota. The youth we all know so much about today at Republicans should not be frighten- jed over the “third-term bugaboo,” that the fear about a third term is be chairman of the committee five which is to investigate the mat- ter. It s understood that one rule of in view is to do away with reading | the minutes, which will save about 20 minutes; the minutes will be printed, it is said, and mailed to the members in adtance. The man with the lancet is king. Vaccination is being done wholesale i 1 effort to comhat the smallpox epidemic, Russell & Erwin has post- ed a notice urging all employes to he vaccinated, and arrangements have been made with Dr. Maloney to do the work. Several hundred cmployes have already taken advan- | tage of tha opportunity. The Monroe and North end schools have been closed. Had the quarantine on Lo- | cust strect been placed in effect when the disease was first suspected over a month ago, it is believed the | present epidemic would have been | avoided. The meeting of the Prospect De- bating club in the M. E. church last night took the form of a *“common council” meeting, with Monroe Humason as mayor and Frank Fos- ter as city clerk. Among the peti- tions reesived were some for ma- cadamizing Maple street, for the eity { to maintain high elass vaudeville in Hanna's Opera liouse, to invest v doctor in town with the au- ty 1o quarantine, for more elee- , for more cconomical use by the sprinkling ca to establish a 10 o'clock cur- law on piano players. < has added to the tion of the police force by ppointment of two bicyele cops, who will do duty in tie suburbs on Sunday. These flying cops are Su- numeraries Johnson and Nealon. did their first wheeling yester- A special officer has heen d in Stanley Quarter on Sun- and now one is asked for Walnut Hill park to prevent dam- age to flower beds, that time was 20 years of age, and he took his father's ashes aloft in a plane and scattered them over the he gradu- ce. an obsolete revival of an earlier d: when the nation feared that a pres- ident, if Selcted too amounts to little in effect. That is a point that the Baldwin govern- ment does not consider, however; its alm is to take revenge upon the Third Internationale for attempting to assist the British general strikers | with a money appropriation; anad it also has been very much concerned and irritated upon the success of the Soviet in frequently, might turn into a king; that Cool- vuld homestead. From thi: ’ | idge is a fine man generally, and | | ated into the air mail se The der Lindberg] as o Sler Lindbergh was DU Of ) fos o/ shemid e bo-rominated aud re-ele T 1 torn men to the of | strong, hon people-lov- horny-handed v not ha Lut were those typical, substantial “Swedish- Americans” who abound in the | American northwest. They have sent halls e first time he said it the fn- wtion was news. It was hard to many notable | Congres: emissaries China, stand how which has resulted in a serious re- duction of British prestige. Everyone knows that the Com- munists are propagandists. Outside of Russia their only conspicuous success has been in China, where un he gets the same If pro- I ple read this often cnough they will begin believing it. ross s0 frequently ing chara ex- sons of the farms who been “highly educated,’ exceedingly able otherwise, men who | |12 Cent_ Price Increase as a rule were found upon the side | - Z Seen for Western Wheat of th the foreign powers tilled the soil fo York, May 2 ’P)—Th b illed the soil for cration of all public questions. York., May _.G (UP)—The t at Chicago wonld be the suceess of the Soviet propa o i crop. Had the field there not bec : ML L as wel! prepared the Russian propa- e M GE O T IR montontiotlazence | AR listics. e took up flying instead of | Vatervays system allowing sea go- | ganda could mot have y « ships to call at lake ports, ac- D asauiie bk rthe eI et G o T I ohak ain Vo vk conaic themselves to blame to l“‘lr-.:l i”‘d S tent for the able manner in which ey they irritated the Chinese into feel- ing kindly disposed the “friendly” overtures of M ers, VDS IT WS JUST A CIR- CULAR ANNOUNCING TUR- NTURE. SRLE 1 COMFORTABLY READING { PAPER WHEN DOORBELL. )| RiN6S SleHS AND 6ETS UP DOCRBELL RIN6S AGRIN. 6ETS UPAT LAST. FINDS UME WAITS, HOPING SOMEBODY ~ GIRL SELLING TKCKETS T ELSE WILL ANSWER [T SUNDAY 5CHOOL PLAY AT ; 15 CENTS EACH ‘Have you bought one consi- | : question - and - answer common weal in the asy to note that the son Nanette: “Girlie, T don’t need®a hook to know the answers to the questions gentlenien ask me!” succeeded ~—M. H. O'Brien politics; and what type | theirs British had usually follows, sucerss s BE NICE! some (This Charm Shop Makes It Easy) ex- of this tigure sixteen is fixed rice at Chi- price min ion to Liver- ra 1o 22 Dear Mrs. Pillar: T am a movie star, and cvery morning on my way (o the studio I pass a strange man who speaks to me. Shall I have him Larrested? Dric and ! . rpool the i is the Liverpo |the cost of transpo | pool. BEATING TH ol teach TEACHER to: A ard = it appear SCOW, know what is going to happen when k to punish a recalcitrant It has happened more {han The net result of the British up- s heaval about the to seek. A certain amount of valu- able trade with Russia will go over- board, but the Conservatives evi- dently think the country can stand it o general election will eventuate, and whether Baldwin returns to power is problematical. It perchance the Lubor party. united with such | portions of the Liberal party which does not he prevailing anti- they pupil once that an irate parent has visited LIGHTNING KILLS BOY M May —(UP)— s killed and two others | jured when lightning struck a | barn in which they had taken shelt- cr from a storm here last night. A companion cscaped injury. - dead boy was Joseph Valen- ski, 14, Joseph Limpinski, 14, is at the Milford hospital. Charles Macko, 13, was burned on the right hand but did not require hospital treat- ment. and BTy Dear Maduanic: Don't he too hard on the poor fellow, You may have married him at one time or anoth- er! Russians is not far a school wh ch correction was =0 TS . BELL RINGS AGAIN. CALS CANT MAKE WILFRED, WHO TINDS 1T'S A MAN WANT- BEL). RINGS AGAIN. ERITS UPSTAIRS T FAMILY WHY 15 PRACTICING SAXOPHONE, ING TO KNOW IF THE DIM- TEETH AND REFUSES T 6O, DONT THEY 60, HE'S BEEN HEAR,5 AND MILDRED IS MICKS LIVE HERE, AND FINDS LATER IT WAS TNILORS| TROTTING T THE DOOR, WASHING HER HAIR \F NOT, WHERE DO THEY BOY WITH HIS BEST SUIT HE to serve sol.ul)m\';; appropriate. Can ALL AFTERNOON WANTED 1O WEAR TONIGHT you suggest something? i Mrs. Arnold Hesslere : . ) attempted and poured the vials of | in head of the school o Dear Mrs. Pillar: T am entertain- ing a famous spiritualistic medium at dinner scon, and I should like wrath upon the i somctimes blows as well as wra The York, enumerated by the press, is differ- ent from its forerunners, and worthy a little analytical consideration. Na- as in New just Dear Mrs. filet of soul? Hesslere: How about Jjoin