New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 23, 1927, Page 6

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This Insures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dis- tribution figures to both pational and local advertisers. The Herald 1s on sale dally In Ne. York at Hotalinge Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. —— e Everything will go Lindbergh in Paris so long as he re- tuses to be interviewed about those well with war débts. One of the ns about the Lindberga trip is that we don't care reac low many home ihis week. The combination of plenty of static and a poor dance orchestra sounds exactly like fourteen harps and a cannon. Down in Annapolis the cry “man overboard” does mot mean what it says. It merely means a spoon left in a cup. The successtul ~ Atlantic hiker could just as well have come out of New England, but somehow or other, Governor Trumbull didn't set around to it. The President has twice asked the press of the country to stand behind 1he administration’s foreign policy, but that doesn’t include Senator Borah. One reason Lindbergh got across is he had no traffic lights to con- tend with when he was floating obove the bosom of the broad At- lantie. One naturally laughs when seeing a frenzied autoist trying to get by a trafic light just as it is beginning to blink red. All that happens is the frenzicd boy ‘is held by the next traffic light half a block away. runs Ruth makes | with the odds still favoring the others. By the time he had reached New York, however, quite a section of our observing population instinc- ' tively looked with favor upon the ncweomer; New Yorkers, obtaining a glimpse of him at close range, took to liking his carcfree ways. Everyone must confess to having experienced a certain misgiving when the daring Lindbergh so suddenly took to the air. A man may be lucky—but so were Nungesser and Colf until they disappeared. The elements have a way of nullifying iuck. It Lindbergh had an idea of gambling with fate he evidently reckoned something like this: That it had been raining four or five days; that it usually doesn't ratn | any longer than four or five davs; that the weather is due to clear up. But he did not wait until the weather cleared up altegether—he hopped off when a change was indi- cated by the weather burcau. This plan of campaign was the winning stroke; it enabled him to get the jump on all rivals, with at least an even break that his guess would be correct. Friday night Lindbergh perched |alone in the cockpit of his plane over the broad expanse of the ocean, with mountain-top silence and | tomb-like darkness around him ex- {cept for the pounding of the sleet [ storm. The next night he was in the | center of a vast concourse of gone- {mad humanity, seeking to honor him in some manner befitting his | tame. Lindbergh is intensified | affection by the utter disregard he { had for fuilure. Sleepy? Yes; but he didn't believe he would fall asleep. Life-saving 1t might come fn handy in case of a spill, but | | he didn't believe he would need it. A }:rnaw pilot? Two might have a bet- {ter chanze of surviving disaster than | one alone: but an extra man would | merely mean that much more | weight to carry, and anyhow, he preferred to go it alone. Couldn’t see where he going with a i gasoline tank in front of the plane? | Well, the periscope would suffice— and it did. Tood? A few sandwiches would do—plenty of food on the | other side now that the war is over. Navigation? Well, he had never navigated the course before but | somebody had to make a start. i Who can be so emotionally ob- !tuse as not to fall in love with that | style of rare courage? Where has its like been met before? The nearest | airmen’s approach to it was when | Byrd took a chance and headed for the North Pole and got there and iback to confirm the knowledge it did not compete with Florida. | And, by the way, that term the ing Fool” does not question the | sanity of the young flier. Rather is ! it generally used as a term of en- | dearment, particularly in the south !and west. How many prize fighters | lof skill have been called “fighting fool” how many girl friends a in our equipment? was Our idea of cultivating paticnce | “dancing fool?” And now it is “The. is to -try to borrow a copy of | Flving Fcol,” with no disparage- | “Elmer Gantry” from a public li- | ment intended, rather the reverse. brary. “Lucky Lindbergh” might do | ¥ it; but most of us lack the luck or ' THE LOS ANGELES knack of being present just when ; one of the copies is returned. A truck traveling through Walnut Hill park was shooed out of the pre- by a policeman. But truck couldn’t wear out the sroads ihrough the park any worse than they are. serves COURAGE. AND TRIUMPH In Washington they referred to him as “the son of former-Congress- | man Lindbergh;” in Detroit sundry citizens have been referring to him as “the son of one of our high school teachers;” in Little Falls, Minn., they have been calling him “the little kid who grew up here;” in St. Louis he is known as the fly- ing ace of the air-mail service; un- til Saturday numerous headlines termed him tool.” newspaper “the flying But whatever cognomens or nick- names they fdentify with the name of Charles A. Lindbergh, he stands at the top of the world. He is the hero of the- greatest sporting event in history—vet one in which science has been furthered and the com- plete conauest of™ the air greatly accelerated. The world may see the day when airplane trips Atlantic will be comparatively com- but it will never e thrill of from New mon; > from its memory the von-stop flight Paris. York to he imagination of the world was taken with the circumsiantes under | e flight was made. And vell it might be. I'rom the time when Lindbergh completed plane in San Diego he jective in view and never lost sight 1 the i across the | his had an ob- The trip of the Los Angeles to these parts Saturday appeared to be | { merely one of those short practice flights which are necessary occa- | sionally to keep the crew accustom- | ed to the rop The report from Lakehurst, N, J., was that the diri- i gible went to Hartford and return to take part in an air meet.” To us who had an opportunity to observe jthe great airship over the ci looked much more impressive than a mere practice trip; it looked like the real thing in air cruising, and those with good eyesight had an op- portunity of secing how that speck |of an airplane looked which served las a sort of zuide to Brainard field. |Under a cloudless sky the Los| Angeles furnished a delightful and impressive sight to New Britainites, | {one which will not soon be forgot- | ‘u!\. z | Since the fate | Shenandoah whith befell the | S this has been a time | :\\h'n the heavier than air planes have had the ascendancy. Yet there is no doubt that dirigibles, when ex- | | pertly operated, are s . swift and isure. The Los Angeles has ridden | | through fnnumerable storms while |tied to its mooring mast at Lake- sendabl giv indication of being our most talenfed dirigible operator, Tt tak the hang of o | ating such an air vessel, { hurst. Commander [ cvery | | experience to get and there is [never any guarantee that disaster | | | { might not come. But the same holds | | true of airplanes, TO PARIS® | SENVOY 1 e | s smart ks about a we n claimed that an American would not be ust now. man in Paris very | welcom From the s of it. Jumping into the plane whose | We never placed an atom of « building he had supervised Iy giving th an hour to St would Louis. TPerhaps he not have all had it not been for the fact his youthful backers lived there, and was called It is necessa his plane St. Loui ry to ma friendly culls, even when one is in a j corded him hurry The remainder of merely regarded him as “one more paint time to get dry-— he made a leisurely trip at 100 miles stopped there at ! that the country |dence in such wild talk 1»pn.--~mm~:|p would we felt cor cleome d heroic dred How Iy now wn through- out the world. fe is as great a hero The Spirit of (in the eyes of the French as he is Ke |to the Americans. The welcome nc-i could have been no | greater had he been a native son. i This is the soul of France—honor to whon ix due. glory for those who contender” for the Atlantic trip, |have earncd it f | nized the courts would he compelled | that th ain [ anybody who djd a zmui ro inee has taken Lindbergh | i | " duced a NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, M NO SPECIAL SESSION Although the Mississippl flood menace has been placed in the background of public attention as a result of the great feat of Lind- bergh, the air viking, in crossing the Atlantic, the disaster continues to gather in force and at this mo- ment 70,000 additional people are faced with the prospect of fleeing their homes to avoid the depreda- tions of the oncoming waters. No spzcial session of Congress will be called, however, to grapple with the situation. A special session, we are told, could not do much of value at the present time—although one would naturally think the pass- ing of an appropriation to take care of the hundreds of thousands of re- fugees would be all sufficient to justify the session. As long as there is a feur that Congress in session would do more than this, that the opportunity would be given to take up questions which an all-seeing ad- ministraticn doesn't want meddled with at this time, there will be no session until the regular call in No- vember. “Uncle Sam Hoover,” as he is being called, remains on the job. He might be a fit substifute for an ap- propriation, providing the Red Cross funds hold out and the securing of additional money does not fail. We remain of the opinion, however, that the f{ll-fortunes of more than 300,000 American citizens is and properly should be of direct inter- est to their government. LOREL MERGER PLANS F. Lorce, president of the Delaware & Hudson railroad, and formerly prominently identified with other railroads, is not faring well in his schemes for new trunk lines. Being the only individ- ual befor: the public with two trunk line mergers instead of one, it would be natural to assume that if one failed the other might be found ac- ceptable; but so far both plans have | met with oposition by the Inter- state Commerce Commission, al-| though his plan for a merger of roads in the southwest is C\.\llcd' logical. l very, The opposition to the mergers so far has centered around justice for minority stockholders in the lines affected. Unless the railroad barons afflicted with the merger baceillf are | able to surmount the difficulties of treating minority holders as human beings, the likelihood is that the I. C. C. will remain cold to their plans. | The Loree scheme No. 1 is for & new trunk line between New York and the west, This would require expensive bullding of new trackage and aside from arousing the ani- mosity of the presidents of the other | trunk lines, has not gotten very far. | Some cynfcs say the intent of the scheme is more for trading purposes | than for practical purposes. The I. C. C., however, seems by no means inclined to enter into such affairs, | and cold, water was thrown upon the | scheme from the start. It has been manifest from the first that a new high cost trunk line could not very well compete with the existing lines, even though the mileage might be somewhat shorter. % The Loree scheme in the south- west, centering around 'the Kansas City Southern railroad, is all right from every anmgle except the one that halted the Nickel Plate scheme. Minority stockholders have rights which the 1. C. C. is bound to recog- nize, it the railroad magnates do not. If such rights were not recog- to finish the job where the I C. C. left off, and there is little doubt that they would permit financial wrongdoing. The I C. C., therefore, places cquity foremost in the merger plans, and none can take place with- out due consideration being given | to rights of all parties. This may | halt or delay the mergers, but in the long run will be to the advan- tage of all. 25 VYears Ago Today General Manager Sewall and Lo- | Manager Terry gave a public | licaring last night in the Business | Men's rooms to the residents of Ber- | lin and Kensington who want the | company’s trolley line, which now | ends at’ Berlin et. extended to | riving village, where are lo- | ited the manufacturing plants of | town. New Britain also wants this line, and Manager Sewall sent 1l petitioners 1 happy by prom- ising the extonsion at an early He also went on r of a five nt in to lin center, nt fare is ten cents. Mayor Bassett read his annual | last night. It was very | ricf. The mayor did not consider it Nis provinee to influcnce the coun- on questions, tut he did urge | “tion looking toward a repeal of | law torbidding municipal owner- ‘{ Tos ship of lighting plants. He cmned the sprinkling system as ntellizent and unjust and asked p!omoves toward consolidation also con- Aldernian — Smith introduced a resolution at t council meeting last night providing that employes of the street, water, und rodes | par Saturday after- noons during the nmer [ months without loss of pay. Mr. !wmm said that the city would em- ) given off ploy <everal hundred hands this ¥ 1 the matter should be care- ully lonked into befare any action Y Curtis himself intro- resolution calling. for a [( { Detroit . 56 | Pututh G Vit 5 40 committee to rules so as to meetings. revise the council make for shorter Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Modernism: Disposing of the high chair when the first baby no longer needs it. Bald husband with catarrh and a paunch: Substitute for a career that flivvered. New England conscience: “It's the other fellow’s naughty neck, any- way; let's break it.” Every child has a chance to be president, and every fool declsion a | chance to become a precedent. Boston imports her leather, beans and broad “a”, but she developed her own taste in literature. -0 It he still scorns a safety razor, you may assume that he is a funda- mentalist. The graduates have been loose for days now, and the darned old world in just as bad a fix as ever. Opportunities are far apart, and the poor bandit in Mexico must make many a haul to get railroad fare to Chicago. Alas! the first of the month has to come 27 times to make a closed car a closed incident. Americanism: Wondering what became of last month's earnings. There's at least one cruel peniten- tlary. The cushions in the cells have no pink ribbons. Forge straight ahead. It's the wind that runs in circles that gets itselt unpopular. Table: the borrowed mone; ued to act friendl The friend didn't pay back but he contin- One way to get a fair share of the road is to let your hair grow | to resemble a bob. , It's only fair for somebody to be buried with a saxophone, so diggers two thousand years from now will understand this civilization. Strategy requires protecting onc's rear, and it may have been all right {$or that rookie pitcher to allow a home run and clear the bases. The Marines aren’t protecting | merican property in China very well. We read of a native who drop- ped and spilled six quarts of gaso- line. As we understand the League of Nations, the white slave traffic is dastardly, but nations that profit by it are gentlemen who mustn't be ex- posed. Correct this sentence: “Consider- ing this third-term precedent,” said | the bod¥s, “it's out of the question to | consider Cal.” Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndicate | e | Observations On The Weather Washington, May .—Forecast for southern New England: Show- ers and probably thunder storms to- night and Tuesda; Somewhat warmer Tuesday and in northern Massachusetts tonight. Moderate to fresh shifting winds becoming uth and southwest. Forecast for Eastern New York: Showers and probabl thunder storms tonight and Tuesday; warmer in north and east central portions | tonight and in extreme north portion Tuesday; shifting winds, becoming ibly strong south and Conditions: A low pressure sys- tem prevails in the interior of the country this morning, Omaha, Ne- braska 20.70. Areas of high pres- sure overlie the southern states and the Canadian provinces north of the lake region with relatively low pres- sure between them extending from Towa eastward to the Southern New England coast. Showery weather prevails in the Middle Atlantic and :w England states, also in the lake region, Ohio valley and generally throughout the Mississippi valley. Temperatures abo the seasonal normals prevail in the interior. Conditions favor for this vicinity ungettled showery weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday were: High 82 Low 66 54 88 13 11 Hatteras Jacksonvill Kansas ( R Angeles 4 Miami A o | Minneapolis 88 | Nantucket Vew Haven | New Orleans York orfolk | Northfirld | Pittsburgh | Portland. Me St Lows } Whera conld want 1 14,000 tims ald Classifi vou gat Hstributed the price of a Her- vour over Send all communications to Fun Shop' Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwanded to New York. Unless They've Changed Since Our Day! e We say, now that exams are due, Why not exas for teachers, too, In Mirth and Fun and Merry Jokes? We'll bet a lot would flunk ‘em, Folks! Unusual Gilbert: “I heard your wife had a terrible shock at the bridge-party last night. How is she?” Griffith: “Doing nicely. Glibert: “What caused shock!"” Griffith: the 1 think I played the Hard Work Johnson: “Grimes is having a lot of trouble with his garden, isn't | he?” | Reid: “Yes, any vegetables he | raises will be home groan!” —FErnest D. Whack Indignant daughter: “You call | yourself a good mother! But what vou done to prove it? How | many channels have you ever swum | for me?" THE TESTIMONIAL WRIRER EATS BREAKFAST ard by, Lillian Claire Mann) “Will that be all, sir?” stimonial Writer: “You may bring me some pancakes. The grapefruit I just sampled was the best I have caten in years. It had a wonderful flavor, was of large size, and did not give me a shower bath, as ordinary grapefruit does. 1 can highly recommend ft!" Waitress: “Will you have any- thing else Testimonial Writer: “Another cup of this delicious coffee, which I can truthfully say is the best on earth. My two-weecks ‘old baby will drink nothing else. You may also bring me a double order of bacon and eggs. My praise for bacon and eggs knows no bounds.” Waitress: “Anything more?” Testimonial Writer: “A dish of prunes, please. For 20 vears 1 was an invalid and suffered from boils and housemaid’s knee, but after cating a dish of prunes I recovered my health and vigor so quiekly that I think nothing now of doing a little thing like THIS!" Waitress: “How DA[{E' you kiss : “I can say ve just taken was T have had in years—" “Help!! Bill, come and kick this poor prune out!” ant Manager: *“Out you Testimonial Writer: “Ouch! T can heartily endorse your kicks. They §0 right to the spot, and T will be pleased to recommend them to my friends:” B Restaurant Manager: “Now beat Lit, or I'll highly recommend you to that cop over there! Kve Kkicked bums out of here for ten years, but I can truthfully say that bouncing you affords me the highest degree of pleasure and amusement!” WHEN BLACK IS READ Crash That Gate! The guy who geis in on a pass Has got the others beat; { How can one sit in peaceful ease With tax upon the seat? —Bernice R. Morris ) That's That He yearned and yearned and yearn- ed, I wist, To be a finished pianist, He practiced hard, he long, He practiced on the same old song Until a bunch of neighbors met And said, “That's one pest we will G | They got wist He's now a finis] practiced him good and strong! I od pianist!!! an L. Halstead . Enzinious? | The enzine knows its master's voice. | You think it cannot hear? AR, 1la! You never thought of this: | It has an ¢ cor! : | The coroner was summoned to the I'home of Mandy Leo, a colored lady, | to examine the body of her lately deceased husband, Mandy admitted the who inquired solemnly, where are the remains?™ “Why, Mistah suddenly replied, “I'se gentleman, “Mrs. Lee, Alex E. Preutz DESIRE UNDER THE HELM! | Dear editor | Hereis a poem T made up— l Roses are red, Violets are blue, Suwar is sweet, 8o are you. ol —K. Meister « o FUN SHOP- HEADQUARTERS (special dispatch via Assoclated United Press.)—The disappearance of Maxson Foxhall Judell, -editor of the FUN SHOP, is causing consid- erable worry to his assoclates, who fear that he is on murder bent! It is said he suffered a mnervous breakdown following the receipt of a certain original pocm by a con- tributor. True Enough Leonard: “Do you know what Jonah said to the whale?” Albert: “I never heard.” Leonard: “If you'd only kept your mouth shut this thing would never have happened! —S8ylvia A. Brenner (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gelL an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washingtoy, D. C. enclosing two cents in stdmps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answ:red. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. Is a silica a conductor electricity? A. The United States Bureau of Standards says it is not, except at high temperatures. At ordinary of { temperature it is a good insulator. Q. What was the attendance at the opening baseball game of 1927 of the New York Yankees and the New York Glants at their home grounds? A. 1t is estimated that the pald attendance at the opening game at the Yankee Stadium was 62,000 with an additonal 10,000 invited guests and persons admitted on passes; making & total attendance of ap- proximately 72,000. The estimated attendance at the Giant's opening game at the Polo Grounds was 50,- 000. Q. Can a child born of Ameri- can citizens in Furope claim Amerigan citizenship? A. A child born of American parents is an American citizen re- gardless of the place of birth. Q. When did Earl Carroll’s sen- tence for perjury begin? A. April 12, 1927, It was for 366 days. Q. What was the Conway Cabal and what were its results? A. Tt was a plot hatched by General Conway, a foreign officer of great pretentions, General Gates, General MiMlin, and Samuel Adams, with two or three others of the New England delegation in Con- gress, and one of the Virginia depu- ties, to remove Washington from the chicf command of the Continental forces, and put Gates in his place. Tt resuited in the appointment of Gates as head of the Board of War and the promotion of Conway to the rank of Major-General, but in a few months the scheme fell through and Conway W: virtually forced to leave the service. Q. When first papers of a de- clarant for naturalization have been lost what procedure is necessary to obtain -second papers? A. A copy of the first paper should be obtained from the clerk | of the court where the original was | issued. Q. Is Raymond Griffith, the mo- tion pleture actor, deat and dumb? A. No. Due to strain, however, he cannot speak above a whisper. Q. What photo-plays have been: dirccted by Clarence Brown? A. “The Great Redeemer,” “The Last of the Mohicans,” *Foolis “The Light in the Dark,” STARTS T DIG IN TO PUDDII \ ASKo, HOW'S THAT Y BNT Tt SLY/ LUATS “Don’t Marry for Money,” “The Ac- quittal ‘Flesh and the Devil.” Q. Is it proper to take asparagus in the fingers when eating it? A. It may be done but it is less messy when eaten with a fork. Q. Is it proper for a man to shake hands with his gloves on? A. Emily Post says ‘“‘A gentle- man on the street never shakes hands with a lady without first re- moving his right glove. But at the | opera, or at a Ball, or if he is usher at a wedding he keeps his glove on. A. Who made the first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight? A. Capt. John Alcock of England agd his American navigator, Lieut. A, W. Brown, made the first cross- ing from St. John's, Newfoundland, to Cliffden, Ireland, a distance of 1,960 miles in 16 hours, 12 minutes. Q. What is a thorobred dog? A. Thoroughbred means bred from best or purest blood or stock; of a breed kept pure for many gen- erations, hence having the qualities of such breeding. Q. What cities of the world pro- duce the largest amounts of steel? A. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Chicago, Illinois; Shefficld, Eng- land; and Birmingham, England, in the order named. Q. Are second cousins blood re- lations? A. Certainly, since children of first cousins. Q. What is the language of Ire- land? A. In northern Ireland, Eng- lish the official language. In Irish Free State, Gaelic and English are officlal. 5. Q. What is the meaning of the Polish name ‘‘Stanislaus”? A. “Camp glory." Q. Who wrote verse: ? ‘Truth forever on the scaffold Wrong forever on the throne Still that scaffold holds the future And behind the dim \m)mown Standeth God within the shadows Keeping watch upon his own.” A. 1t is from “The Present Crisis” by James Russell Lowell. they are the following NOW YOU ASK ONE THE ANSWERS Here are the answers to “Now You Ask One” for today. 1—Roald Amundsen discovered the south pole and flew over the north-pole in the Norge. 2—Vitamins are substances in foods which aid growth, help the body to absorb food, prevent cer- tain diseases and jmprove the ap- petite. 3—Nicaragua. 4—Helen Wills, nis player. 5—The A. 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