New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 9, 1927, Page 6

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The Herald i on s York at Hotal N Square; Schull Grand Central, 4Ind St —— e LOCAL APPROPRIATIONS Among the which finally passed through the | Jegislature were $300,000 for need- | Newington | ¢d buildings at the Home for Crippled Children and ,000 for a dormitory at the State Normal School in New Britain. The city, therefore, can be said to have fared very well at the hands which Senator Edward F. Hall was the chairman. Senator Hall knows where state money will do the most good, where it is most necessary. The dormitory down from $500,000; $350,000 is something and ought to sum but even so, provide a fair building. So far as the appropriation for the Newington shrine for crippled children is concerned, this money will be spent for an es duty that cannot be denied; not be- cause the home is situated in ington, 5o close to New Britain, but because the children need to be tak- en care of in the state's best possible manner. They are close to every person’s heart, and it is a source of satisfaction that improved equip- ment will be provided for their care. THE NEW FILM LAW One of the lightning changes made by the Legislature during it 1 days had to do with the t aimed at the moving picture fndus- try in the state. The powers that be were determined, it seems, that the theaters must pay something hand- some to help provide the funds with which to run the state and after considering every plan one which will tax theaters accord- ing to seating capacity. No one kiows how this is going to work; but, being a flat tax on seats 1t is likely that there will be less trouble about getting the money than there was in taxing the films shown. The new law also avoids warfare with tha national film producers; they can now bring their exchanges back into the state and not be both- cred by the obnoxious tax collcetors. The new law works against the theater proprietors directly regard- liss of the films they show. It there is to be a continuation of the hard teeling between film state officials and the industry it will be trans- state appropriations | was pruned | tial state | under the static ridden skies it finally adopted | E = e S A S —— - forming of the new state control and finance board amply makes up for those of his recommendations which were lost. SMASHING THE GATES The city no doubt was surprised to learn from the records of the New Haven railroad that in the last five months between 30 and 40 crossing gates have been broken in this city by impetuous autoists, who could not stop quick ecnough to !avold such entanglements. Several of the cases were of a serious nature, it belng necessary to stop trains by emergency means. Despite what may be said in favor of more airtight gate-tending, this does not speak well for the class of the lists of those who have to extri- ate themselves of their machines from the debris of crossing gates. The fact that many of these acci- dents have occurred in the day time indicates that the best of gate-tend- ing s no guarantee against saving reckless their folly. The plan to have brakemen wave lanterns at crossings in the night time is a good one, will not add anything to the payroll of the rail- road company, and should be adopt- ed. Other crossings in addition to the five in the city accorded 24- hour service should be more effi- clently tended, too; but those are details that the Common Council ivers from the result of ficulty solving sides in the crossing controversy wish to play fair. It has been said that nowhere is in shown up to better advantage than when approaching an untended especially in the night | erossing, [ time. The caretul come to a full stop If necessary; at crossings where he cannot see clear- fore crossings the tracks. It he is not naturally cautious, however, he {will do rone of these things, but | will take a chance and dive across {the tracks with scarcely a glance to made public, there {s entirely too much of this in New Britain. “LEARNING” AMID TRAFFIC For the second time within a week a person “learning” to drive an automobile got into troublc on a | thoroughtare where the traffic thickest. The party who chose | Main street yesterday for a tryout with his “teacher” beside him came o grief at the Jerome strect cor- And quite naturally so. That spot has earned for itself the namo of ‘colli'sion corner;” skilled drivers have collided with trouble at that spot; “learners” there same predicament as the famous celluloid cat in the regions of cter- nal sweat. The place to learn auto driving is along the back streets, the side roads—anywhere except on the main highways. Perhaps there ought to be a law about it, but the law of common sense should be a fit substitute, was ner. ONE-SEVENTH TOBACCO COST WOULD END FLOODS It was a college president who re- marked rather facetiously the other day that the nation’s tobacco crop is one of the most important of our products of the soil and that the women may as well pitch in and help the men to consume it. As cig- aret ads arc alrcady beginning to feature feminine smokers there may autoists who usually are found in; and the railroad should find no dif- provided both |the natural tendency of an autoist of the appropriations committee, of | driver will instinc- | tively slow up and be prepared to | (1¥ up and down the track he will} come to practically a dead stop be- the right or left. From the records! Wost | are in the; 1 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MO ! But to spend $125,000,00 for flood | prevention in the Mississippi Valley Iwm cause tremendous argument in | Congress. The cconomy bug will run wild, and there will be much talk of power rights. The Miasissippi flood has around 350 lives and something like ! 350,000 people are homeless as a re- !sult. The property loss can only be estimatad. . It is worth $125.000,000—nay, $400,000,000—to prevent such a dis- aster in the future. cost Secretary of Commerce Hoover agrees with Jadwin that levee construction is the only feasible means of controlling ! the Mississippl. Other programs | ve been projected which would cost up to $1,000,000,000, { but these programs are unofli- cial. | | BRIAND'S PROPOSAL A writer of some prominence in' the Springficld Republican takes cditors of the nation to task for missing the proposal of M. Briand !on April 6, the proposal specitying | that France and the United States enter into a pact to outlaw war be- tween the two countrics. The | Springfield writer says he wrote identic letters to the New York | Times, the Boston Herald and the Springfleld Republican on the basis of this offer, but that only the Springficld paper thought the letter of sufficient importance to publish| it. Subsequently Nicholas Murray Butler, president of Columbia uni- versity, wrote a long lctter to lhc‘ New York Times, in which he prais- cd the Briand offer and wanted to know why the American department of state was asleep and wondered | also whether the press aldo was asleep. It must be added that if 'anyone was asleep at the switch { when the Briand offer came along the awakening by now has been quite general, as much belated com- ment has followed. We would take the side of the press, however, which seemingly did not take the Briand offer seriously when it was given. One reason, per- haps, was that about that time word was being recelved from France $hat France had declined the invitation of the United States to be officially represented at the naval conference at Geneva in June. A retusal like this naturally irked | both the American government and the pre: especially as England and Japan quite promptly had accepted | the American invitation. Had France also accepted the Briand proposal no doubt would have been regarded supplement | to the acceptance; as it was, it was considered more in the nature of a substitute. as a notable Still, there is something to be said in favor of rcgional contracts tween nations. If are be- enough of them devised, especially contracts binding the large powers, the result for all practical purposes will be quite as meritorious as a general agreemeni among all nations; and the separate contracts are more easily made. much Another reason, perhaps, why the Briand proposal was not more gen- erally commented upon was that no one ever expects possibilities of war between France and the United States. 25 Vears Ago Today The lighting contract again in the common council last night. Mr. Parker introduced a sub- stitute calling for 146 lig] lighted 317 nights in the y Mr. | Curtis spoke in favor of the contract, | came up {ing a child. FactsandFancies Middle dle age. Alas! is alsy the med- Boobs: Those who, ito escape cen- sure, become supporters cf the cynic who denounces boobs. Byron said good blood was never manifest, except in the hends. Rats! What about ankles? There isn't much wronz in a land where to go. Human nature is funny. Europe jeers at America’s crime record and forgets that she sent over most of the criminals. In the old days we passed the fel- low up ahcad to avoid his dust; now we do it to prove we can. Two questions that most vex the of men: “Where are you go- and “What do you want for dinner?’ Tt might help to discourage the ment to the money lost in the war. Two million laws in th land! And yet you can keep them all just by teing reas ¢ decent. Americanism: Feeling superior to the neighbors whose prasence makes yours a good neighborhood. one advantags in adopt- When you ruin it hy foolish training, you can blame its arcestry, _ There's That revenue man who fell dead may have caught a rum runner act- ually bringing in rum. We're all much alike at bottom, ard those dislike reforriers would like to reform them. Whatever & he- ore who can celving a long-drawn ment. out compli- It's just as well that humans can pretend to be what they ain't. E where would high-brow magazines set circulation? Don't love too well the one who reports hard things aaother said cnly to sympathetic ears It costs a lot to protect *Ameri- can interests” in China; Lut if they weren't protected, think how much more we'd have to pay for gasolinc. People are satisfied if a prize fight ends in five scconds. But think of the howl if a lecturer should con- dense his remarks into the one word “Blah!" Corrct this sentence: old man,' said the umpie, “hut you're out. (Copyright, 1927, Publishers dicate.) ‘I'm sorry, gently, Syn- Observation On The Weather Washington, May 9.—Forccast for Southern New England: S tonight and Tue Slow temperature, except on Mass setts coast. Moderate to fresh winds mostly southeast and south, Forccast for Eastern New York: Showers and probably storms tonight and Tucsday; temperaturc; fresh southerly winds. where the big problem is dccidin{;‘ martial if we'd erect a great monu- | | th about you. Such things are spoken | TS thunder rising DAY, MAY 9, 1927. Scnd all communications to0 Fun Shop Editor, care of the New {| Britain Herald, and your letter || wil be forwarded to New York. | Why Limit ’Em, Folks! ! Beginning to dream of vacations? Indeed | It's really gay-cations that most of { us need, ! 8o why not play around on | course of good cheer, And bathe in the ocean of humor all year? the Foolish Gift v: “Ain’t you got no sense, | woman? Doesn't you know Ah has Jjust bought a diamon’ stickpin?” AMrs. Slappey: “Ah knows dat.” Slappey: “Den how come you me a bow tie foh mah birth- WHEN BLACK IS READ Alley Oop! Of all our alley's girls I liked No girl as much as I liked Sally; I used to buy her ice cream cones And she and I were pletty pally; But Sally's turned me down, and now 1 set ‘em up in —V nother alley! Kempner . . Nature Seckers I mean to flee the city's din, The ancient, eager strife That makes the baffled brain-cells whirl And complicates my life. I mean to seck some shady spot, Secluded, Calm, alone, Where I can sit and think in peace And call my soul my own. I mean to leave the city's moil, Its noise and fuss and ruck— As soon as that subpoena guy Gives me a chance to duck! —Donald F. Hutzler .« .. | That W Nice I'm out of luck with Mary now— I'm thoroughly in dutch, She asked me how I liked skirt 1 said: her | “It's not so much!” —Ira B. Feinberg He Did Deming: “What do you think of theory of the Geographical in- fluence on marriage 2" Bennett: “T believe it. T was mar- ried in Het Springs and I've been in hot water ever since!"” —Mrs, K. H. Kruse An old man is one who remem- bers when women put on powder with a chamois skin! P Yes, But Where? “Willie Jones!” said a teacher 1| know in a severe tone to one of her pupils, “your conduct has heen terrible this month and I have { marked you bad on your report card.” “That's all right, teacher,” an- swered Willle, ‘my father will mark | me good when he sees it —TFrank O'Nell THIS CHANGI Dear Mr. Judell: On the way home, going up the steps, T slipped and broke my leg. “There’s one consolation,” I told myself after the doctor had set the injured member, “now T won't have to keep my date with Alice. It was a dirty trick on her part anyhow not to tell me in the first place that her grandmother would be there.” Alice's grandma just talk to m bed until 12: 1 called up Alice and told her about the accident. “That's too bad,” she said, “hold the 'phone a minute.” After a little interval she said. "I told grandma about it and she says she'll be right over to sce you." Thundering Thingamajigs! THAT was my UNLUCKY day! Henry Berringer .. WORLD! loves to @ never gocs to thing I would like to ask you.” UThere is, eh? What s it “Well, you see Isballe werc thinking—" “Both of you? Really?” “I mean, that is, we thought may- be you wouldn't mind—" “Oh, I wouldn’t, wouldn’t 12" “You asce it is only a question, r—" N “And I think I can answer it in just one word.” “Oh can you? We just couldn't answer this one—number three — ‘What the capital of Afghan- istan? and I —Gleason Pease After you hawe lived in this world a while you begin to understand why new-born infants get ed in the face! (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) Y QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gel an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 Wew York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can éxtended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. climate of Australia? A. The Federal Territory in which Canberra, the new Austral- ian capital, is situated is near the southeastern corner of the conti- nent close to the center of popula- tion. The Territory contains 912 square miles, about 13 times the size of the District of Columbia in which Washington is located. It has an irregular clongated form to include the drainage basins of cer- tain streams. One of these, the Cot- ter River, is the source of water supply for the city. Thd average width of the territory is approxi- mately 20 miles and its extreme length about 60 miles. 1t is an up- land district about 70 miles from the coast and ncarly 200 miles southwest of Sydney and about 300 miles northeast of Melbourne. The plain on which the city is situated ‘What is the size, location and the new capital of | has an altitude of about 1,800 feet. The climate corresponds roughly to that of Chattanooga, Tennessee, or Asheville, North Carolina, The name Canberra is of native Australian origin but meaning is not known. It was asso ed with the district before the idea of a mew capital came into existence. Q. Is there a way to tell wheth- er an egg is fresh or not? A. A fresh egg should have a strong shell, and when not broken the white should be clear and di- vided into two portions. The thick- er and firmer portion tends to stand up well in a fresh egg, and imme- ately surrounds the yolk. The other portion is a \jttle thinner and tends to flatten out in the dish. The yolk should be of uniform yellow throughout and should stand up well. Q. Is the farm population of the United States increasing or de- creasing? A. The farm population de- creased 649,000 persons last year, the greatest decrcase since 1920. It is estimated that 2,155,000 persons moved from farms to cities, towns and villages last year and that 1,135,000 persons moved to farms, making a net movement of 1,020,- 000 persons away from farms. Q. Is it correct to v “I feel bad” or “I feel hadl; A, “I feel badly” s correct. Bad, an adjective, cannot be used to modify a verh. Q. What is Tom Mix's salary? A. About $£17,500 per week. Q. What is the meaning of the . What s the largest bank in the United States? A. Measured by capital, the Na- tional City Bank of New York, is the largest. Q. Can an alien seaman who decerted his ship, living in the United States for three years be de- ported? Can he become an Ameri- can citizen? A. If he has been living in this country unmolested for more than three years he is not subject to de- portation, according to a decision handed down on March 21, 1927 by Federal Judge Willlam Bondy. He cannot, however, in the opinion of the court, be naturalized. Q. What is the correct ~ dress for men and women at an afternoon wedding? \ A. A woman should wear after- noon frock with hose and shoes to match, and kid gloves, and a hat. Wraps are worn into the church. TUnless the wedding 1s very formal a man may wear a dark business suit but & frock coat and gray striped trousers would be more cor- rect. Q. Is it possible to produce an absolute vacuum? A." It is practically impossible to produce a perfect vacuum by any means so far discovered. All space free from visible material is still oc- cupled by air or some other gas or vapor. Some of this can be removed with an air pump, but that which remains at once expands completely to fill the space and although ‘he pressure decreases, a point is eventually reached where the pres- sure is so low that a pump will not move any more of the gas. Q. 1Is the dog ‘“Peter the Great” still employed in movies? A. He was shot last Juneidur- ing an argument between dog fancl- ers over the relative merits of Peter and a fine police dog owned by Fred Cyriacks, a dog breeder. Q. How old must a boy be to join the Navy? What is the term of enlistment? A. Enlistment in the TUnited States Navy is open to men over 18 and is for four years. First enlist- ments by boys over seventeen years of age may be made for the period of their minority by authority of the Burcau of Navigation of the Navy Department. Q. What is the value of American half dime dated 1852? A. 5 to 10 cents. Q. On what day of did April 6, 1922, A. Thursda; PAONESSAS T0 OBSERVE THEIR 25TH WEDDING DAY Ix-Mayor and Wife Marricd Quarter Century Ago, Residing Here Since Then the week May 17 will mark the 25th wed- ding anniversary of ex-Mayor and A. M. Paonessa. They were married in Croton, N. Y. in 1802 and came to New Britain at once. Mr. Paonessa established himself in | the mason contracting business as a | young man and made a success of that business, later branching into automobiles sales in which he re- mained until last year when he pur- chased a summer hotel and an ex- tensive tract of land at Lake Pocoto- paug. Although the road they spend much of their time at their hotel. In 1911 Mr. Paonessa was clected HOW'S YOUR B Your ability to talk Intelligently § tund of general information. People gence you display on topics of gener where you rate in the scale of genera reau has a completo record of every q newspaper. It knows what people wa serles of Ten Mental Tests In an abso “CAN YOU ANSWER." To test yourself, vour friends, to hav party or home gathering, these tests the coupon below and send for it. —— - — | iNTEL 1 I | 2 New York Avenue, Wi five cents In loose, uncancelled, postago and handling costa. NAMB .. STREET AND NO. i | 24 Hour F Paonessas | maintain thelr residence at the cor- | ner of Stanley street and Stratford | a councilman from the sixth ward." He served in that posifion six years and was then promoted to alder- man in which capacity he was serv- ing when elected mayor in 1922. He defeated George A. Quigley at the polls in 1922 and B. W. Alling In 1924. Last spring he was defeated by Gardner C. Weld when he sought a third term. In 1923 he failed of election to the post of secretary of state, Mrs., Paonessa is the former Miss Myrtle Holley. Her home was at Tompkins Cove, N. Y. They have five children, Miss Constance, a stu- dent at Emerson college, Bostol Miss Clarice, a student at Laurel- ton Hall, Milford; Ellis, Jack and Daniel Paonessa. Piles Disappear External treatments seldom bane ish Piles and for the very good rea- son that the cause is inside—bad circulation in affected parts, veins are flabby and bowel walls weake ened. 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Mr. | s resolution was adopted, 17 and the contract is no near- gning than before Chief Rawlings, in his annual re- °s that there has been no change in the force during the year cIry I am & reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, - - e - = = w—— = ) Conditions: The disturbance that centers this morning over Huron, South Dakota, 2.04 inghes, has in- reased its influence over a wide extent. It is raining in the Middle Atlantic Showers have occurred castward over the Lake region and into the northern plains states. A marked rise in tempera- tures is reported east of the Mis- sissippi river but it is much colder Dear Mr. Judell: Ah had saved de munny whah- with to pay off de remains fum de mogid At th'ce fifty fahve Ah stahted fum de house to de court-house. Ah had to be dere in one houah and fahve minutes, or the mogidge would he fohclos De court-house closes at fahve o'clock, p. m. It was six miles awa name Alvin? A. It is Teutonic and “beloved by all.” ferred upon the shoulders of the theater owners, with tr tion of Will Hays mercly vielding them little more than sympathy. be no cause to think the women will fail to assist in consuming the means organiza- — an- nual tobacco crop. Many of us may look upon their efforts T SNAPSHOTS OF A MOTHER SHOPPING WITH JUNIOR _By GLUYAS WILLIAMS with mis- givings; but this is a free country, one of equal rights, and if the girls| The new film law, or theater law, is expected to yield $250,000 a year. | Of course, the cash customers will pay it, and not the theaters. of those er feel they are equal to wooing Lady | It s | B Nicotine along with the men, there one taxes the public Some tax expert has declared that such a system is the best kind; the money accumulates and the payers doesn't know he is paying. LEGISLATIVE ACTS About a dozen recommendations made by the Legislatire governor when the convened not granted or acted upon at the finish Approximately wore a similar numt were acted upon favorably or step taken in that direction. Tt might be asy governor to make recommendations, but much harder to g through a body subject to debate and influence of various kinds. At least, said it is them it is as hard for a governor to put through all his ideas as it is for a president to push his conce tons of good government through a reluctant Congress. J. Henry Roraback, who address a message to the ture when it convened J. Henry got all his id He what they were consisted of liar the power happened rimental to aid not Legisla- fared better, s through, as usual. aidn't have many boiled necessities for nothi and ould combination at all that is interests That's efficiency. The govern ground but didn't hag His ered mor il the =zame he went after. crownlng eaploit in engineering the ! will | pay which is not felt at the time. | but may be worse things to worry about, Comes the information that seven per cent of the nation's yearly to- bacco bill would prevent future floods |along the Mississippt valley; also [ elsewhere, This brings to attention the vast sums spent for tobacco, egar Jadwin, chief of the army en- gineers, it would take $125,000,000 to insure the Mississippi ugainst future floods. And | valley | 4 For cigarcts. cigars and other forms of tobacco the people of the | United last 850,000,600, OF this 18760,000,000 went for would be un- ssary to utilize the tobacco bill in this compendium of costs. then States year spent omething like igarets alone, Perhaps it unfair or neee lon Here are some of our ofher bills: Milltary ex year totaled $3 Naval expenditures 12 Soft drinks and were hought to the The theater and Bill was $034,000,000 For candy the nation spent about $689,000,000 For perfumes American women Sporting goods took lay of $431,000,000. Chewi costs ton &7 rs last were ice cream tune of amusement and cosmetics spent $201,- an out- gum 50,000 the na- According to Major General Ed-| $1.- (7 lana that it consists of a chicf, a jcaptain, and 12 patrolmen, also 29 | supernumeraries and 13 als. He said the change to two day offi- ccrs had been satisfactory and urged the ereation of a sergeant for desk ty, giving 24-hour service. He red lights be placcd at crossing and the | churech corner so that they might ibe »d and an officer called something happened. The a outh | over the Rocky Mountain Pressure 18 high over the | rence valley and southw { muda, also over the North {and Rocky Mountain districts. sta weather turcs, showery ligher tempe unsettled htly Temperatures yesterday wor Atlanta system was commend- economical. horse attached to a wagon |of the Ward Laundry Co., and one nf George Vivian's teams got a collision at Dooth's corner this noon. The Ward horse was thrown down and it took the drivers several |minutes fo extricate it from the tangls The Gentlemen's Driving club has lected the following officers: pre- ident, W. B. Rossberg; vice-presi- nt, I'red W. Parsons: secretary, budley T. Holmes; treasurer, E. N. Humphrey; auditors. N. E. Judd, Dr. Swain; house comimittee, H. C. Brown, A. L. Andruss, and William | Mutier! Last fall J. H. Trumbull was a member of a suceessful hunting party in the Maine woods. He shot 1 handsome buck and later had the head sent to Bangor for mounting. The work wi done in a superior md life-like inner and was receive ed in lainville today, where it at- tracted considerable attention and favorable comment. Henry Capen has heen an assistant superintendent Burritt mission Gilbert Nicholls mada a score on the Maple Hill goif links yesterday 18 hich will stand for ye¢ e did the nine holes in 36 elected of the s into | Atlantic City | Boston . | Buffalo . Chicago Cincinnati Denver | Detroit Duluth | Hatteras .. | Tacksonville | Kansas City | Los Angeles ! Miami Minneapolis Nantucket New H New Orle | New York | Norfolk, V { Northfield | Pittshurgh Portland, Me. . Lonis Washington READ HERALD CLASSIP FOR YOUR WAN DENTIST Dr. Henry R. Lasch 353 Main St. Pyorrhea T X-Ray ratments Conditions favor for this vicinity with Foah minutes latah, passin’ de cemetahy, Ah sced somefun white comin’ towahds me. “Ieet,” Ah says, “get hot.” When Ah got to de court-house, jndge he say, “Rufus, you-all just heah in time. Ah was afraid you wouldn't know we done gone on daylight saving time. De court- wouse closes at foah o'clock now."” mpahing Spooks! Dat was mah LUCKY day! Rufus H. Ssott de | ! (| I\ i If Well-Known Advertising Slogans Were Illustrated A Ta Mode! Greenwood, there is some- “Mr. M5KS TO SEE MATERIAL FOR OVER-DRAPES FOR. LIVING ROOM WINDOWS Q FINDS HIM IN THE LAMP 60E6 ON WITH DISCUS- DEPARTMENT AND BRINGS SION OF PRICES, STOP - PING EVERY FIVE SEC- ONDS TO REMIND JUNOR. NOT T TOUCH THINGS HIM BRCK EXAMINES MATERINL UNDER, DIFACULTIES , OWING TD JUNIOR'S SUDDEN DESIRE DEPART DOWN THE TRIES TO DISCUSS PRICES ~ SUDDENLY REALIZES QUALITY EIC. 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