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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1921. IWWWW JOHNNY CLINCH SCORES KNOCKOUT OVER ED WATTS IN AMATEUR TOURNAMENT—KENSINGTON AND FALCON BASEBALL CLUBS MEET TOMORROW—PORTELL TO MEET FRANKIE MACK -ON HARDWARE CITY A. C. CARD MONDAY — SPORT ITEMS 090000000000 00000000000 00000000000000000 5000000000000 00000000 00000000500 00000000000000000000000000 EASTERN TEAMS ARE ON - THE DEFENSIVE TODAY| FRANK MACK HERE Giants Rout Robins With Hornsby Leading Barrage— Cardinals Ride to Victory Behind Alexander Over! ; Pirates—Senators Tame Yankee Sluggers—Detroit | Woods and Ray Monday Night Beats Chicago White Sox By Ninth Inning Rally— Red Sox Win Fourth Game of Season. By the Assoclated Press. The first intersectional skirmish between major league contenders this season put four eastern teams on the defensive in the Natlonal league today. The struggles bulged with promise of hard fought battles, and indica- tions were that New York would supply the battle ground for many of them. The acquisition of Rogers Mornsby and Eddie Roush by John McGraw, the threatening early sea- son attack of the club and a deep rooted rivalry between the men of | Gotham and the cohorts of St. Louis. Cincinnati, Chicago and Pitts- burgh, supplied some of the back- ground for expectations of fire- works. 2 While their pitching thus far has WBeen unsteady, the Giants yesterday ve further indication that th hock of the western offensive will Pe reccived with 2 heavy blast of |’ Hornsby again touched oft | hitting. the big gun in a New York rally which routed the Robins, 4 to 1, pol- | ing out a home run with two run- ners on base to clinch the victory. Rogers' circult smash was the limax of a seventh inning spurt that upset Jess Petty after he had Dlanked his foes for five innings. Today the Giants were paired off | «guinst the fifth place Cubs, while Jirooklyn took on the league-leading St. Louis Cardinals, who rode to vic- tory over the Pirates, 4-2, behind masterful pitching of Grover Alex- ander. The other two melees put the tall-end Cincinnati Reds against Boston and the Pirates against Phil- adelphia. Second division teams staged general uprising yesterday American league, eastern clubs westward today. Out standing in the results was the tam- ing of Yankee sluggers by Washing- ton's recruit righthander, Hoarce Lisenbee. The former Memphs Chick cut the Hugmen down with six hits and trounced them, 6 to 1. The box score showed six Yankee errors, but Tony Lazzeri escaped. Lazzerl now has played twenty suc- cessive games at second base with- out making a flub. Two intention, passes to Hellmann and Blue in the ninth inning failed to accomplish their purpose for the Chicago White Sox. The free tickets loaded the bases with Detroit play- ers and Marty McManus, picked as the “soft spot,” spolled tife party by singling to center. Gehringer came across with the winning run. Ira Flagstead's pinch home run gave the Red Sox their fourth vic- tory of the season, 3 to 2, at the expense of the Athletics. Flagstead made his drive in the eighth with one man on base. Cobb equaled Flagsteads' feat in the same frame for Philadelphia. At least Ty thought #0. But umpires ruled his drive over the right fleld wall a foul, and Ty thereupon proceeded to argue him- selt clear oft the fleld. ' AMERICAN LEAGUE NEW YORK AB. R. a Combs, cf . Koenlg. Ruth, 1t Genrlg, 15 u . robharhabanl ecomsa2sMoN colentak Inas. soomBoOMOMNS 3 Totals 32 1 2 WASHINGTON R, H R, [ etesne s “lss050000nl c 7t xx—Batted for Glard fn 9th. New York ... .100 000 Washington Two base hit- West, Rigney. Stol art. 'Losing pitcher—8hocker. Mildebrand and L] Rothrock, Todt, 1b Jacobaon, Flagstead, of ol amcswssmason olosss Totals - =5 Colltns, Lamar, Cobd, Yrench, Simmons, Wheat 13 1t re o of L snsesaouy T Perking in oy In Otk In 0th. 100 009 Philadelphla Two i Cochrane, ez Metzler, cf Moore, Tt o Howow in the! which sent its| | Hendrlck, 2535550 Flow three furio Connally, Sles < wlo== N 9o csorasccanoy wlos> olos= comunwonnsX ssonnswanso? >l oszz0000000M xxx—Batted for Metzler in Sth. ¥—One out when winning run scored. z—Ratted for Tavener {n 8th, zz—Ran Rr W I In 9th, 0017 000 001—2 000 100 010—3 (2), Warner, (2), Barr Detrolt .. di v Two base hits—Kamm 2 base hits Whitehill. Lot r—Colo, T Van Graflan and Dineen, 16, NATIONAL LEAGUE BROO!.LYN AB R, o 2] conmumasmurne s (e Partiidgs, 2b rt Glacunsacaouoy “looasmssscosall Totals RK NEW YO AB. R. o 2 Tyson, 1 Lindstrom, Roush, cf sasl loerhunironival ossrsr htos (BN sloccssnmrs wleme otaly a x—Batted for Petty in Sth Rrookly 000 100 000—1 New York 600 001 30x—4 | Home run Losing pltchor— Petty srmick, Reardon and’ O'Da: of game—2:04, ST. LQUIS AB. R. ;0 d s ol moccon~ral ozoy w! PITTSEURGH AB. R. P.0. el csoo Gooch, x Morrisson, Harris, xxx s0osmocumeman fooe o mrccomoosuas 8 H 3 5 0 1 0 1 0 [ o 0 0 b ] H. 5 ¢ 27 x—Batted for Aldridge in 7th. xx—Batted for Rhyvne in Sth xxx—Batted for Morrison in 9th. St. Louis 000 102 100—4 Pittsburgh 100 000 010—2 Two base hits—Bottomley, Grantham, Alexander, L. Waner. T vase hit— Holm. Losing pitcher—Aldridge. Umpires —)cLaughlin, Klem and Wilson, Time 147 HORSES READY FOR PREAKNESS HON. Rdditional Candidates Show They Will Push Leaders Totals Baltimore, May 8 (P—The atmos- phere of Preakness day has begun to settle definitely over Baltimore as, gradually, under careful pointing, | additional capdidates for Mondav's | $50.000 stakes have shown, either in races or workouts, that they will have to be reckoned with. H. P. Whitney's Pandera, one of the few fillies nominated, earrving | 121 pounds, fust one pound than her Preakness impost. took the mile and a sixteenth Oaks in 1:48 2-5, with Fair r of the Foxcatcher Farms, earrying’ the| same burden a head bebind. | Pandera’s s record now i two | victories and one second place out | of four starts. 1 Black Pan loss ther, won at a mile and seventy vards and thus chalked up | an impressive trio of performances as a three year old, with two and one place in three starts. Wil- liam Ziegler's Burn ed ond money in a six furlong sprint at Jamaica. No less than sight candidates are scattered through today's card at Old Hilltop. The Rowling Broolk, mile and 7T espediall Jeffords’ Minstrel of S Whitney's Afterglow, ards, ctive, a with Walte a Flow, Wan Rip Rap, Jopagan and Chairman | to go in other races. In workouts ent a , Afterglow w nd " Point furlongs 1in al Domino and eled a mile and an handily. Golden A half mile in :51. | i i i DEFICIT FOR SEASON. New York, May 8 (P—Columbia's 1926-1927 athletic season will close next month with a deficit of $30 03950, estimates of the cthletle as- | gociation indi ed tos . Foothall was the only profitable sport. the fig- Breeze was cased 1:18 45 Cr Candy Hog tra eighth n 1:5 Volt clicked off | who fought Jimmy | | training here. He will r o1 while here, These |a long string of ures showed, clearing 834,000, PORTELL T0 FIGHT - Hartiord Boys Substituted for Frankie Portell of Hartford will battle Frankie Mack of Hartford in one of the eight round. features of the Hardware City A. C. fight card at the Tabs' Lall Monday night. This bout will be substituted in place of the Wee Willie Woods-Charley Ray match, according to an announce- ment by Matchmaker Leo Bradley today. State Athletic Commissioner Thomas Donohue notified the club JIMMY BORDE officials that Woods would not be allowed to fight, He gave no reason for the order. Portell, through his work as referee at the amateur tournaments in this city, has become very well known in this city and his appear- ance against the hard hitting Mack Borde on the last card of the club in this city, will prove to be one of the real at- tractions for the fight fans of this city. Both boys have been in hard training and they are ready to start the feud. Jimmy Borde who meets Yazzy Kaplan in the feature eight round bout on the card, will arrive fn New Britain today and will finish off his ide with Tfummer” Daly and Eddie Zeigler two boys, with their wild style of charging and hit- ting, promise action galore in their meeting. Frankie Angelo and Buddy Jenk- ins will furnish the fireworks in the third eight round bout on the card. Both are tough boys and hard punchers with the odds favoring Angelo to beat his rival. Jenkins has victories to his credit in and about Hartford and Angelo will have no easy time of it with him. Three four rounders will make a total of 36 rounds of fighting for the fans Monday night. Joe Smith of Hartford and Jimmy Jenkins will mingle in one, Jimmy Clinch and Johnny Mack of New Haven will battle in another while Chick Kelly of Waterbury and Jackie Mack of Hartford will meet in the curtain The first bout wil §:15 o'clock. The referea will be appointed by State Athletic Com- missioner Thomas Donchue and the announcing will be done by Arthur Pilz, former all-around New Eng- land athietic champion. BLUES OPEN SEASON New Britain Team to Play Fast be started at Plainville Crescents at Pioneer Diamond Sunday. The New Britain Blues will play the fast Plainvillo Crescents Sunday afternoon at the Ploncer diamond on Ellis streat. This will be the first game of the season for the locals but all indications point to a nappy outfit. Coach Zwick has been drilling the squad for the past few weeks and they are in shape for a hard game Sunday. The Crescents will uae Nelson and Murray as a battery while Matly Hayes will catch and Adamaitis ox Chant will pitch for the Blucs, As nsington {9 plaving away from home Sunday, this will give the southenders a game that should be a hot battle from start to finish. PAFNIRS T0 START Bearing Makers to Meet Cheney Brotlters of Sonth Manchester in First Game, The Fa cball team, one-of the leading clubs in the Industrial league, will open the season tomor- ernoon at 3 o'clock in South faust Cheney ge number of will make the'trip to sec the 1s play. probable starting line the Bearing Makers will be: O'Brien If. Corbin ef, Paulson 3h, Lipetz 1b, Fltin rf, Walicki ss Pete Patrus 2D, Kenure ¢, H < erguson or d Kroll and Willlams vill not ma will b cons in their gam ton whiie Kk portant i ss to will be among the the with the Fal- nst Kensing- Stanley has im- attend to and he missing. TH CALLS JOCKEY 5 ¢ 6 (P—Robert M. (Boh) Taylor, widely known steeple- chase rider, dled at his home here yesterday following an acute heart He is survived by his widow p for| Scores of pitching records are credited to Walter Johnson, but it is doubtful if any of lis many mar- velous exhibitions qnite compare with his strikeout feats. For 20 years, Johnson has been strutting his stuff as a big lcague pitcher. That in itself is most un- {usual. The career of the average | pitcher in the majors is about six years. In each and every one of those campaigns. two excepted, he made his debut, 1907 and the season of 1920, Johnson has struck out 100 or more men. His greatest vear was 1910 when he whiffed 313 men. Only two pitchers, Amos Rusie and Rube Waddell have done better former getting 345 in 1890 as member of the New York Giants, the latter 343 with the Philadeclphia the year | at the present pitching distance, the | JQHNSON’S STRIKEOUT RECORD FANNED 3449 BATS IN 5816 INNINGS HER | Athietics in 1904, In his debut year, made late in the season of 1907, Johnson fanned 64 batters in 112 innings, which is |an average of about seven men per | regulation game. | Injuries and illness kept him from {taking part in more than 144 in- ‘nings In 1920, 16 full games, vet he | managed to whiff 75, an average of Ifive per game. In 18 of his 20 years as a big eague plteher, Johnson has 11 times |struck out between 100 and 200 | batsmen: five times he has set down | batween 200 and 300 rival hitters on strikes; in two.seasons he has gotten 313 and 303 to be cxact. { Over a period of 20 years, in |which he actually pitched 5516 in- | nings, Johnson has struck out 3,449 a|of the opposition, an average of 170 |the infield, Partyka in the pitcher's| |per soason Some pitching! Belleve me! KENSI 0’Clock—Large Crowd The first game of the serles be- tween the All-Kensington and | con baseball clubs wil be played at the Percival avenue grounds in Ken- sington tomorrow afternoon. The |contest will be started promptly at 3 o'clock before what s expected to be one of the largest early season crowds to witness a diamond battle in this city or its environments. Both teams have had nice work- outs during the week-end and re- ports state that no alibis will forthcoming by the feated squad be- cause of condition. The Falcons held a practice session last night and |Coach Frank Wojack feels that the squad 1s nearly perfect as far as bat- ting order and offensive strength is conecerned. Manager Dan Malarney of the Kensington team h abont settled {on the starting lineup-for tomorrow although a place in the outfield is | still undecided and will probably not | Both teams are ready for a hard i struggle. The Falcons will probably use “Ginger” Cleary on the firing line while Kensington will rely fully on “Farmer” Bucholz who, last [ proved to be the nemesis of the F icon batters. | several workouts this vear and a real twirling hattle, rivalling any of the | ton has res ipla bers of the Kensington spent many hours on the grounds rolling down tle hard surface of the infield and patching up here and there in the outfield. All that re- | mains to make the game a real suc- | cess is a fair day and warm weather. } The teams on paper line up pretty evenly and a pretty game is in pros- Officizls will be seclected to liandle the game and hoth teams hope to set off on the right foot with a victory. " GASCOS BEAT LANDERS sulted in almost a perfect peet | peet. venge Over Universals Winning by 9 to 1 Score. Jim Lynch's Gasc { revenge on the Frary & Clark baseball t st evening at | Walnut Hill park when the Meter { Readers slammed out a 9 to 1 vie- Univers: Nester nt worked in the box for the factory team with Gernsky be- hind the plate while Johnny Shee- liapn shot them over and Kopec was on the receiving end for the Gascos. Sheehan aillowed the Universals had sweet Both pitchers have had | series games last year, is in prospect. | Work on the diamond in Kensing- | ng surface for the game. Mem- | club have | NGTON AND FALCONS ALL SET TO OPEN SERIES Lecal Baseball Teams to Resume Series Interrupted Last Fall—Contest to Be Started Promptly at 3 of Fans to Trek to Percival Avenue Grounds—Grounds Put in Fine Shape— Bucholz and Cleary May Pitch. only three hits In the seven inning: | 1- [while the Gascos collected a total {of eight. Frankie Shechs | Johnny Sheehan {tributed with two baggers to help {win the game while Eddie Goeb and | Vincent hit for two bases for Landers. | Preisser umpired the game and |the latest reports today state that | his condition is not scrious. The be | Gascos will play P. & F. Corbin next | | Tuesday night. | i BELIEVE ME (M | FOP ANOTHER JO! | Trs NGHT es Get Sweet Re- | and Howe con- !/ 15 GETTING Moo TonoUS EUERY | be filled until just prior to the zame. | NIGHT AND.EVERY HOPE HE PAYS, M@ THe Te~n BUCKS] HE | OWES me-- | CAN | USE _\T_BELEVE ME. SEHINARIANS IN WIN OVER LOCALS n Tt Fighth Inning Rally Beats New - Britain High Team — It yas two to two in the eighth inning of a game between the New Britain High school and St. Tmomas’ seminary at Hartford yesterday. Two were out when the St. Thomas' pitcher went into bat. He socked a single to center, went to second on another hit and when Clabby, the! St. Thomas' left flelder, poked a single over short, the pitcher scored the winning run. The score remain- ed 3 to 2 at the finish. It was a heart breaking finish for the New Britain High school team which had gained a two-run lead in the third inning and held it through {the fifth inning when St. Thomas' scored one. In the seventh, however, the score was tled and in the eighth inning the game was won by the seminarians. New Britain did all its scoring in the third inning. Al Havlick bunted to third and was safe at first when the first baseman muffed the third bhaseman'’s throw. Havlick pulled up |at second. Cherpack singled and| !Havlick scored. Hinchey slammed a | {long triple to right scoring Cherpack. Weston hit to third and Hinchey was caught at the plate, Weston making | first base on the play. Zaleski drew {a base on balls. Matulls tried hard but his first effort was a solid smack to the third baseman who tagged Weston as he came down to the bag. In the fifth St. Thomas' scored after Pinto had hit a double to cen- ter and counted on McCann's single to left. He advanced on an infleld out. Maco struck out and White was 'passed. With men on first and third it looked as if the score was going to be tied at least, but Marion Zaleski tossed a fast one to Matulis {who nipped McCann when he took too great a lead off the base. | The score was evened in the sev- |enth inning on solid smacks and a |base on balls. Niemic singled to| center, Pinto was given a base on |balls. On the next play Zaleski threw to Weston who caught Niemic ‘oft the bag. McCann hit throigh {short for a one base hit. Pinto |stopped at third and on the next |play McCann made second. A sacri- fica to center field scored Pinto but a perfect throw from Havlick to Par- | |tvka to Matulis resulted fin Mec- |cann’s being put out at third base for the second time in the game. The work of Matulis and Zalesk{ in box and Havlick in the outficld were {(h» features of New Britain's defense. Hinchey was the star on the offense with a double and a triple in three times at bat. McCann, Pinto and Niemic were the seminary stars. McCann made |three hits out of three times at bat. Both teams lost many chances to |score when its players were nipped |off bases. The summary: @ | §T. THOMAS i R o ol oucunconoo | Guillet, | Pinto, [Ent | Maco. | whit Mikolek, rnick, 1 wlencccsummman Totals Z Y ot | party | Havitete; | cherpacie, wlersosastes Elsscerasnct 16 11x—3 002 600—2 Hinchey, Pinto. Three Winning pitcher — —Murphy. Time—2:00. New Britain Two basa b basa hit—Tifne | Kernick, Unpi | ouT -- I DON'T MIND THiSs PLACE AT THE SAME TiIME MY NGRJES - — — | DGETHER - WONDER WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, PLAYING SO nauCH BUT HOPPING ALL OVER THE 'S GETTING oN Go3H THEY'RE HAVING A SERIOUS CONUERSATION |JOHNNY CLINCH KAYOES ° WATTS IN THIRD ROUND Terryville Colored Boxer Succumbs to Heavy Body Blows — Vincént LaBella Wins Slashing Match From Mickey Roberts—Battalino Presented With Cup—Eddie Reed Wins in Fourth Round From Chapdelaine—McCarthy Wins by Knockout. Johnny Clinch furnished the thrill- ing sensation of the evening at the Mohawk A. C. amateur boxing tour- nament at the Tabs' hall last night when he knocked out Ed Watts, clever colored battler of Terryville, in the third round of their bout. Both boys fought in the 135 pound class and furnished two of the most exciting rounds seen in some time. ‘Watts showed a clever left jab that served to keep the local boy away some of the time but Clinch kept pounding hard rights to Watts' heart and these took the steam out of the colored boy's punches and finally laid him down for the count. Clinch’s victory was greeted by long rounds of applause from the spec- tators. Batt Batalino of Hartford who re- cently won the national amateur featherweight championship in Bos- ton, was presented with a large sil- ver loving cup, the presentation speech being made by Pat McCarthy of Boston, heavyweight who meets Mike McTigue in New York Monday night. In a few well chosen words, McCarthy paid full tribute to the prowess of Battalino and Batt res- ponded in a shy but engaging man- ner. One of the best fights on the pro- gram was staged between Vincent LaBella of Middletown and Mickey Roberts of Hartford. Roberts, al- ways a tough boy and a hard punch- er, made things lively for LaBella every second but the Middletown fighter scored repeatedly with hard punches to Roberts’ head. LaBella was seconded by Pat McCarthy. They fought at 122 pounds. An unpopular decision was ren- dered in the first fight of the night between |, Arthur Chapdelaine of Springfield and Eddie Reed of Hart- Iford, appearing in the 112 pound di- vision. Reed was given the declsion at the end of the fourth round amid hoos and cat calls. a habit with the fans who attend the tournaments. Chapdelaine seem- ingly had won the fight easily in three rounds, but the Jjudges dis- agreed and the boys were- required to fight a fourth. Chapdelaine was very tired and Reed easily piled up a margin in the fourth round. Un- der the amateur rules, when a fight is declared a draw at the end of three rounds, only the fourth counts in the decision for the winner. Though Chapdelaine apparently had won in three rounds, he was fairly | {beaten in the fourth. Billy Taylor of Hartford showed marked superiority over Bill Leiber- man of Springfield in the 147 pound class. Taylor kept a left jab work- ing that all but sat the Springfield boy down, Taylor's form was as classy last night as always and his| margin of victory was very wide, Ray Hogan of Terryville won by a mile in his bout with Joe Bard of Hartford in the 155 pound class. Bard stuck it out for three rounds but was unable to do much against the slashing attack of Hogan. Bill Dombroski, sensational “dum- my"” from Hartford, looked to his corner once too often in the first round of his battle with Dan Me- Carthy of Hartford because as his ace was turned towards his seconds, McCarthy lald a well aimed right smash on his chin and Dombroski was “out like a light.” Dombros] was easily holding his own when the punch sent him down. He arose to his feet at the count of five but went down again for good under a shower ot hard rights and lefts. He was carried to his corner wonlering what it was all about. Johnny Mostro of Hartford. the This seems to be | i{team won three games Yolds, was a lucky boy against Charles Pcpe of Springfleld in the 118 pound class. Pepe received an injury to his left eye in the second round that forced him to refuse to come out for the third and Mastro is credited with a technical knock- out over him. Pepe was ahead in the point margin and was getting to Mastro with hard punches when the injury took place. Ray Taylor, flashing his old time form, knocked out Joe Guddie of Springfield in the seconi round of their bout in“the 130 pound cla: Taylor, always on the offense, found Guddie's body frequently with hard smashes and on a sudden cross to the jaw, sent the Springfield boy down for the count. Rollo Roland of Waterbury was glven a close decision over Gene Martin of Terryville in thiee rounds. They fought at 140 pounds. Roland who gave Battalino 2ne of the hardest fights of his cazeer at the state armory in this city, was too shifty for Martin and although the Terrville boy put up & good battle, Roland had the margin. A large crowd of fans gathered in the hall to witness the card. The Mohawk club officlals have decided to hold the next tournament in the Main ‘street auditorium .two weeks trom last night, Thursday, May 19, RACE UNDER COLORS |Kentucky Derby Horses at Churchill Downs to Get First Test On Track to Be Covered. Louisville, Ky, May 6 (P—Ken- tucky derby horses at Churchill Downs will get their first races un- der colors Saturday over the course on which they will compete in the classic one week later. Two races, the Clark handicap, with $10,000 added, and the derby trial, will afford trainers an oppor- | tunity to watch their charges in com- | petition. In the handicap 1 1-6 milea, |feature race on opening day several derby colts will compete with handi- {cap horses of the older division. i ) GRAY GULLS VS. WILDCATS The Gray Gull A. C. baseball {team will play the Wildcits Satur- day afternoon at 3 o'clock at 8t Mary's field. The Gulls will line up as follows: Webbh c, A. Cormier p, Caslealo 1b, Dawlly 2b, W. Cormier 3b, Delaney ss, O'Neil If. Bergren cf, Farri rf, and Lawrence, utility. i SOCCER TEAMS PLAY The Thistles and Scandia Soccer clubs will replay the state cup tie Sunday afternoon at Charter Oak park. These teams played & two to two tle two weeks ago and extra time will be used it necessary Sun- day. The winner will play Danersk's |of Stamford in the final. The con- test will start at 3 o'clock. GIRLS TO BOWL The Bristol girls will bow! Rogers’ Recreation girls tonight at Rogers alleys in the last state league game of the scason. The New Britain last night and hopes to duplicate the feat to- | night. The Knights of Koscluszko base- ball team is looking for games. A challenge i3 issued to any team aver- aging 12 to 14 years of age, games to be played on Friday and Saturday. “spider” of the ring who holds and Wonder What A Jazz Band !’layer Thinks About. WONDER IF ALlCE HERE TONIGHT-- SHE SAID SHE Would CoME Down AND Looi US OVER-- WoOW THiS (S HARD WORHK ! (1Y SomE DolL Alice! ‘M GOING To GIVE THA GuY A BIG PUNCH N THE NOSE \F HE DoesNn™ LAY OFF=-" IAddrca! T. Wojtusik, 255 High street, By BRIGGS | THINK T\ SEE HER BUT Gee! wonDER WHo THE GUY IS THATS WITH HER - | Do BELIEVE (T'S. HERMAN BoTTSwWivE ASwnar A NERVE: THeY DoN'T Evaw Loow THIS WAY-~ AH- -+ e WHAT CHANCT HAS A} GUY GOT WHAT HASTA WoRK NIGHTS 1L eghtdd]. NOT A CHANCT ¥ s NOTTA Chanc ™