New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 18, 1927, Page 6

E New Britain Herald| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Btreet the governor means just what he! says his past record Is & complete criterion. He has taken the oath of | 15 times. 1f he were un as a President he would be equally governor of N York. No one in his senses has ever he has been unsafe unsafe as the w SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Mo suggested that . a Mooth, t the Post Office at New Brit Becond Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONB CALLS usiness Office 425 | ditorial Room | The only profitable advertising mediurm n books and prees Member of the Associated Prese IThe Assoclated Press (3 exclusive he uss for re-publication news eredited to ft or not otherwise dited tn thls paper and aiso local news published therel en Member Aundit Bureau of Circulation e A which furr sers with & bution figures to both ua 4l advertisers, mitted religion to GOVERNOR SMITH'S PRESIDENTIAL CREED Protestants now know tt wolicism of Governor Smith New York ts an American, constitu- | ional brand; they now know he has never taken orders from the Vati- that none were ever given; he would not take orders in gover nt if elected President, rnor, in phrases that ring with | s that burn with| has com- fous Mar- | honor, the propounded by the Atlantic Monthly. Some time ago we were at pains o point out that to hecome l"rflfl—‘ jent of the United States required | ihe taking of a solemn oath which | by the chlef preme Court; in the Coolidge's first is formally exacted ustice of the ase of President term it was given by the venerable father of the President by the light of an oil lamp, it being an emer- geney following the death of Hard- ing. We emphasized all the vigor at our disposal that no Presi- | dent could take such an oath with- out conscientiously secking to ful- and that no church would ex- | pect one of its communicants when with | aspt member of the| alder- as gove at or, as a New as a citizen. It is merely when ce of Presi that pre, 23 come to he as a York t 1s mentioned | King a wo A our view. For the atement s so clear-cut, | that no falr and bla toward the aspirations of n can do otherwise Smith as the high| meriean he fs—an American | b the interests of the co. of cv governor's sf so gerr or ¥ to t oman eager low cit regard who h from ery other to a st in- were, while holding offic v York, the present governor s In the most remote sense per- color his d Hia assistant in the governing of the state, the man upon whom he leans for more advice than any other be. canse of his long experlence in th statehouse at Albany, fs a 32d gree Mason; nearly all of his coun- lors in Albany are Protestants; | no religious taint has ever entered o the deliberations of Governor h. He is the logical candidate for the Democratic party, a Xogirali t to the presidency, & man in whom all citizens of all creeds could have full confidence. | The religious issue in American | politics should be forever swamped, and the time to do it is now. A man | of such universal popularity was de- | never before ths people as a possible ! candidate. The ! governor has with one swoop swept away the cobwebs of bigotry; 1t is the bounden duty of all true citizens to forget he is| a Cathollc and remember he is an ' American, bound by American laws, principles and the Constitu- tion. He should be nominated by the | Democratic party as the party's strongest and most popular candi- date. He has a better chance of election than any other candidate. It 15 our Leliet that by the time the next presidential campaign around religious prejudice bigotry will be at the lowest ebb in the history of the natlon. Should he be elected or should he fail of rolls and | nothing else | cents continuea a perfectly NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 18 1927. quately done stances. As & matter of fact, almost | every church in the city had su ling program 1 or t a selection o on, two for treatment wo others f. refore congratu ey met the re- st festival e is glory for all, its own service, the ch th st, and the grati musician gave of their be One of the the new stock aper boys the relative da nong office is ing, or its la grind of danger. When the over and there do but is is to argum good start for an half some one make hour's chin- iinning by ren killed king that another viator was down in Texas, | thus again proving that the art of ht s jay-walking with ss Main ¢ remark is bound rth an indignant rejoinder—no joinder, it being understood, is er anything than indignant. With waves of the hands and rare to bring loss vocal explosiveness the partisans of | safety in flying are lmmediately ard from. The fundamental bas note of the braying is that fewer people are killed while airplaning than while automobiling, not enly per the total, but also relatively indeed, it will be ejaculatcd with the finality of an umplre, fewer relatively are killed than pedes- trians along any of the main stems of our cities. So the amusement of the inno- harm- less pastime, with nothing ever sct- tled, but the stage always set, af the disputants have lost their wind, for a continuation of the discus- sion at some future date, The accident that happened to Byrd and his companions i3 sure to start the argument from where it started. We invite the public to join. Is sky-cruising as safe as it ought to be or fs it still one of the most dangerous of out- all over again settle an | a s much , th of governor did onomy ot pri in t the f arles H. . for *olonel C to th nd Rocky comm ersonal vill be formed of colonel is governor able to k con- ce to m, ment e board. Govern- ission and bure: mo mai gation fully is aware of (BY ROBERT QUILLEN) degree of his intellige 00d re no vanity. A free ling man fs ¢ to rou mutual. Nothing is perfect. And nobody is cultured enough to use the br “a” in a cuss word beginning “d. Very few complete 1 accomplished after people old to spank. Convictions: Habits hed on us when young to know better. Talking think orms get are tho were of we slo; you America English les putting on ai | g . Optimist. “Tis better to lov lose than never to love at Cynie: e period | peopl n after It takes three g ations cld salt, busily engaged in whittling a piece of wood. “How come?" seated nearby Ye see his leg wuz bitten off by a shark an’ the crew made the pirats a new wooden leg out of maple wood an’ he wuz such a big man asked a tired tar running in hard luck,” chortled the | of fire was from 200 to 300 rounds“won. 2 points to 1. This gives A | per minute. Some makes will fire side the victory in the scries and a 500 shots a minute. Q. How many brothers George Washington have? A, of George Washington, married twice and had two sets of children. By the second wife, Mary Ball, he had four sons which in order of | banquet will be given it; aid [tee consists of E. W. Augustine Washington, father | e commit- st, H. cial name, table tennis, i: |ed extensively i New Britain club has its table where spirited contests are held save | co ts | to! elected to this high office to break an oath. This view of a Catholic in the presidency happlly has not been changed following the declaration of Governor Smith, which Is to appear election there should be no ten- dency on the part of Catholic or Protestant to exult in or to resent the result as a demonstration of door sports? The fssue cannot be | they had to use up amost the hull trunk of a tree.” “Well, how do ye make out that a-runnin’ in hard luck?” very spring the old pirate must sit with his leg in a pail.” {ow come?” The sap begins to run.” —L. Haas | ke Send all communications to Fun Shop Ldjtor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Still Thoughtful of Mike's Comfort “And why did you get a two-pants suit to bury Mike " asked a sympa- tic neighbor of the distracted | widow. Sure and the seat may be hot here poor Mike i3 Parade 1cs, whose bills un- for us the fir: ir cheer to of ) ‘moving Hard Boiled Principal I 4T of | w . Cryder 9 Reproduction Forbidden) a dol- nth with 1 at school, and home with anoth- (Copyrigh QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New DBritain Herald, Washington Bureaw, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. | signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. | @ How | be removed from clothing 1y ains made from nitrate of | silver may be removed by moisten- | them with a brush dipped ir. a | strong aqulous solution of c of potasium, and then w: in water. The nide solution is very posonous and must be used with extreme caution. Q. Has there ever been a United States dollar bill with the picture of the Pope of Rome on i A. No, Q. What is “Cocculus Indicns"? A. A drug made from Anamtria { Cocculus, a narcotic and stimulant used in the preparation of certain ointments. Sometimes it is used in the manufacture of beer to prevent second fermentation. Where does the Amazon river A New Pla Discover: TONY TH On EASTER BOOTBLACK "ARADE riouche, ysa to me parade. Shes 1y T dress, new hat, da 1 von gotsa da clean | mat' we aint so good an walka long da| datsa T ma gotsa new s shirt like 2 | Aven I da When the roll is called up vonder, among those called will be the pious bluffs ¢ right an hile da dressmake shovels ma Mariouche {into heem. Un-| an indelible ink stains | and some of the members have at- ] |tained such a rate of skill that a ‘Bacon’s Rebel- |tournament is being seriously consid- The play threatens to re birth were George, Samuel, John Augustine and C Q. What was lion™? A. An Insurrection led by Nathanial Bacon which occurred in !¢ the Virginia colony in 1676, Goy. |invite from the indoor game to t ernor Berkeley had refused to take Outdoor sport. A local ping-ponz measures to protect the colony |Plaver kindly drawn up a sct agalnst Indian outrages. Tacon Of rules and are published in therefore gathered a force of men |tonight's Herald. with which he defeated the Indians, | semm——————————— and then turned about and drove | BAYER ASPIR!N the governor out of Virginia, burn- ing Jamestown to prevent it again Take without Fear as Told in “Bayer” Package becoming a source of strength for the arbitrary exerc of power. Before popular control was fully es- tablished, however, Bacon died and his followers fell apart. Q. Can you tell me about the wife ¢f Pro son? A. Born in North Carolina, she was the daughter of Col. John Don- on, a surveyor who in 1779 sold his iron works in Pittsylvania Coun- ty, Virginia, and after a 2,000 mile Jjourney by river settled near Nash- ville, Tennessee. His daug! s the best horsewoman and dancer in that part of the country. Her first husband, Capt. Lewis Robards, di- vorced her, naming~Jackson in his plea. She was married to Jackson at Natchez in 1791, before di- vorce was granted and they were again married in 1794 after the de- cree. Mrs, Jackson died before her husband became President. They jiad no children, but General Jac on adopted one cof her sister's chil- dren, a boy who was named Andrew Jackson, Jr., and who inherited the General's large estate. Q. Is it harmful to allow food to stand in an aluminum pan? A, Aluminum has no harmful ef- fect upon food. Q. Who played the lead in notion picture “The Blackbird"? A. Lon Chaney. Q. Where are { chamols found ? A. In the itzerland, 25 Years Ago Today Auditor-clect Curtls has not yet| aualified for office and Auditor Leu- | pold is doing his work. It has been | suggested that Curtis should remun- | crate Leupold for this extra work. | George Rapelye is confined to the | house with an injured foot. Whi in Tlorida Mr. Rape hurt his ankle playing ball. He considered the injury a trivial sprain and paid no particular attention to it. Since ,coming home Mr. Rapelye has been |and disordcred bowels, {going about on crutches. An exam-| Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets arouse |ination yesterday revealed a badly |the liver in a soothing, healing way. | | | | | something | ident Jack- | Does not affect the Heart Unless you see the “Bayer Cross® on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer As- pirin proved safe by millions and preseribed by physicians over twen- five years for Colds Neuritis Toothache Igia | | the | the fhex and Lumbago Rheum: Pain, I unbroken “Bayer” pack proven dircetions. Handy twelve tablets cost fow ts also sell bottles of | high mount. of Each contai boxes of cents, Drug 24 and 100, STOMACH UPSET Get at the real cause, That's what fhousands of stomach sufferers are doing now. Instead of taking tor or trying to patch up a poor di tion, they are attacking the real cause of the ailment—clogged liver satisfactorily settled by news men with nothing to do until the next story breaks; it must be set- tled by the public with more time paper make a gentleman, but only lucky guecss on the stock exo to him think he's one. one sa alla da time want- skirt sheesa so short eetsa show her rheumatism. too gotta da fine wool stockings whatsa Sheesa Q rise and what course does A The Amazon rises Peruvian Andes by two branches, the Maranon and Ucayali or Apurimas. The Maranon | | the main in it take? | {broken “one. The New Britain Chess and Check- {er club held its annual meeting last cvening. The club hds held a suc an enjoyable tournament. The fol- the cessful season and has just concluded | When the liver and bowels are per- forming their natural functions, away goes indigestion and sour stom- ach trouble Have you a bad taste, tongue, poor appetite, a I religious adherence or antipathy. | for such things. The statistics pro and con awe-inspiring; the | propaganda pro and con even more awe-Inspiring than the The newspapers, relentless in their | reflection of falling planes liks | meteors from the sk scem to be o!f assistance to one side of the dis- putants; but the other side brings forth reams of information about | ptanes that never arop. Of course, the editorial are expected to know everything and in reality should be able to set- tle this argument oft hand. But tha llast time we tried it the army of | dissenters was 8o large that nothing | (appeared to be so certain as that| ! success was not achieved. Governor | in the Atlantic Monthly, and Which is printéd in The Herald today. It was some time ago that the Methodist board of temperance and public morals favorably weighed the presidential caliber of Senator Walsh of Montana, a significant 100K for the Easter parade, needed thing considering that Senator °Xtra good perhaps Walsh is a Catholic and a Democrat. binoculars, telescope. The Methodist board found no fault | Where famed parade, with) ator) Walsh on account of ponyays his religion. Here is what the| Thers may be one on Fifth ave- Methodist board sald of Senator nue, in New York, as the papers Walsh: |claim. It may be that the annual | parade along that champs de esprit |is an institution that New Yorkers lin rezal raiment are loath to give up. Perhaps there is another such | parade on Commonwealth avenu 11 up weed hooples. When I see ouche sheesa looks like-a h of-a da sc railway, ups 11 ro or western branch, rises in Lake Lauricocha, near the silver mines lowing officers were eiccted: pres s of dent, John H. Kirkham; vice-presi- rro de Pasco and joins the Ucayall dent, Charles Corrigan; treasurer, L. or main Amazon at Nauta. The Porter; secretary, Ralph Myerson; Ucayali or eastern branch, rises in 'directors, William Middlemass, M. P. the highland or ridge which defines |Leghorn and Ralph Myerson. on its northern boundary the lacus The last debate of the season was tr asin of Titicaca. {held at the Y. M. C. A. last evening, Q. What part of Russla, describ- |the question being whether or not ed in Jules Verne's “Michael Strog- an income tax is a desirable forn: |druggists. was ov Tartars? |of taxation. H. P. Fowler spoke for ke one or fwo at hedtime for Ap an Siberia the affirmative and C. H. Cramer for quick relief. Eat what you like. 15¢, was overrin by the Tartars under the negative, The affirmative side 30c, 60c. | the command of a Russian traitor | | | named Ivan Ogareff, the Command- cr-in-chief of all the armies of Feofar Khan, the Great Tartar chief. Ivan Ogareff enlisted in the ervice of Khan to s enge for dismissal by the nd Duke, brother of the Czar. Tha territories they occupied were later regained | by the Russians. are feeling, no ambition trouble with undig Olive Tablets, the st omel, Dr. Edw | purely ve with olive olive color. out griping, i or encry, THE “EASTER PARADE It was a falr day, especially in the afternoon, are ste a pit for cal- and dov i Den me da new hat Whatsa she gets from tousand hundred coupons. heesa about half-y cight. soft like lead. Eetsa what Jou call |a em 6n an 1! a dat bag a u } statistics. ¥ rds' Olive Tablets are a ctable compound mixed oil. Know them by their They do the work with- cramps or pain. All uch citizens, who went 1 some pains to stroll around and ) village has night lif i 10 never closes unt Even bharber shop eyesight, o'clock. or even a i 'Idn‘n"\d of is that it “Made in Al Ameri shall bear America.” that Am Chinese the ricans policy label was sea through heem an she y you when daresa | someteeng to see, “The business of a college is to| Den We go bye-bye an when we make young people think.” Huh!|reacha da Avenyoo avrabody hee An empty stomach will look at us an say wheresa gone be and do it cheaper. ball. Datsa some ecra y kes da traig’ 1 no enjoy maself like-a do ade weed Italian fun- writers | STARS OF THE SILVER SCREEN ! motlon plcture actors and actresses, with information on ages, place of birth, personal description and whetlicr marrled or unmarried, fs now ready fn our \ashington Bureau. You can ascertain tho facts you want to know about your favorito movie star by consulting this bulletin, Fill out the coupon below and send for it: do that, all the 3 “Protestants know - that the Catholicism of Senator Walsh is simply the Christianity whi all Protestants and Catholics alike respect. No one thinks for A bulletin ng A good executive is one whose organization could get along about as well without him. a moment that any church authority here or abroad could give him orders in regard to public matters. If he were clected President he would be his own man and his country’s man and the President of the entire nation.” The Methodist hoard testify in eimilar strain regarding Governor Smith. Hedging and straddling nothing, the New York governor has given a clear exposition of what sort of a pre he it president, can now on elected—an up- Amer- dent he would Amerfca First older of American rights, can views, the complete separation Note what he an of church and st says: “I recognize no power in the institution of my church to in terfere with the operations of the Constitition of the United States cr the enforcement of he law of the land ***% I be- lieve in absolute freedom of congcience for all iaen and i equality of all churche sects, and all beliefs before the law as a matter of right and not as a matter of favor **** T belleve in the absolute separa- tion of church and state and in the strict of the provisions of the Constitution Cougress shall make no v respécting an establishment religion or prohibiting tii exercise thereof, **** I be- lieve that no tribunal of any church has any power to make y decree of any force in the 3 = land, other than to tatus of its own within its o believe in th ort of the public schools as of the corner stones of an liberty. I belleve in Nt of every parent to choose whether his child shall he cducated in the public schools or in a religions school 1 by **2 1 beliove enforcement those Wi own in non- nd that we rdfastly against ice by whom- urged. the common under the of God." be weee believe in herhood of man commion fatherhood What could be more satlsfactory to an American? And to prove that lor on Beacon strect, In Boston; that's another town which won't let booster of Plainville, himself could | }:o an ancient and honorable prac- [ tiee. But so far as New Britain was concerned the Easter parade seom- cd to be entirely on tires. Along the streets the paraders crulsed, in motors of all colors, although a fu- black varnish still predomi- It the eternal feminine in neral nated. the chariots were dressed a la! laster the hidden | fort of | cars. | So far as the ordinary communi- !ties atfe concerned, the | Easter parade business | knocked into a cocked |are too fast: instead of walk our Faster paraders take modes were genecrally the hat. Times taking a [y TRIUVMPHANT PANFARES Every church in the city yester- 1ay had what is known as “special by dsome ¢ y of celebrating the of the Ri Lord. cfforts to “pralse the |Lord with harps,” and “with a new Psalmist, a musi way noble song.” as the | says ought to be » on special | oceasions the unstinted fort masters for weeks, not to overlook tha required of organis and cholr the cfforts of ngers. Such a day year in the work of the churches, a only comes once & W ery melodic resource is forth at maximum 1s there is an astonish- of programs all given on the one day, a thing ich cannot be helped under the circu but which difficult for anybody capacity. result total meritorious nees, d of such inter to - in” more than seve standing church offerings. The fraught with difficul- spaper fraternity, that some of also one nesw | which fully realizes h given wortliy ot more than passing notice; are worthy of scrious review and appraizal. Yet this cannot be ade- 6 ch programs are behind the embracing com- | predominating closed erstwhile | has been | | we think, hard-working | makes it | Trumbull, the champion airplane | not settle it. We give it up POWERFUL POLITICAL OFFIC “The Connecticut state legislature probably is about to create a § commissionership and the man who wing the appointment will be about the most powerful political office nolder in Connecticut,” says the Spri 4 Republican. “He will be called the commissioner of finance and control and the heads of most departments and institutions in the state will feel it advisable to main. taln & good standing with him.” Which s { ¢, by peeping { the political door. The governor's plan in all proba- bility is going through—that at least is the information from sub- | terranean leglslative sources | Hartford. The bill is being drawn by !legistative leaders, will be through cracks in given a aring” before the judiciary com- | mittee, mostly likely will be found 0. K. in every detail, and then the ! senate and in the closing , hours of the Leglslzture, will pa it. with the dissenters, if any, more or le | j t teaders, candidates for the $7,500 job. house, ss Ignored—as usual. © Republicans with inf » type known as local and state are already hearing from THE CHANCE WAS Trumbull MUFFED Governor roveral months ago allowed it to be known he favored the state tuberculosis commi serving without salary, They get $2,500 each, and the job does not take up of & member's time, coming under the of legislative “plums."” members of ion much heading Since Wallace 8. Allis wich resigned from the commission a year ago the governor held up ap- of a successor in the | hope the legis the serving without pay idea. But it ldldn‘h Disoovering the general atti- | tude that pluma are plums and 1t is the business of politics to provide pointment ature would agree to xactly what we guess- | in| of Nor- |y The hoss in any fa | that loves least. Lo Correct this sentence: a normal mother,” said the gossip, “But wasn't flattered when ven « aters sought dates with her | flapper daughter.” Observation On The Weather Washington, April for Southern New tonight; Tuesday ing cloud ness. Rising temperature. Moder- utheast shifting to sonthwest —TForecast nd: B inc i winds. Foreeast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy tonight and Tues | rising temperature in south portion | Tuesday and showers i | tion Tuesday; moder. | southeast winds. Conditions: Pressure is high in | the Atlantic coast states and low in [ the interior with loiv pressure cen- | ters over the Canadian North and New Mexico, Temperatures above normal ntic states to fresh are from th westward to ns states. Much lower temper 1in the dian North- conditions wer Mo P tures prov. west and frost ported from the Rocky districts. | Conditions f: | fair weather follo | cloudiness, slowly ture. Temperatures ye! avor for ed by incre rising temp: nta Atlantic City Tloston Chicago Cineinnati Denver Detroit . Duluth Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City mi Minneapolis Nantue | New Haven I Northfield Pittaburgh Portland, Me. St. Lonis { Washin north por- | considerably | Middle Well Compensated! andsome Conduct f-a-r-e, lady.”" Old Maid quarter—Ik Q. What is the hest way to break |in a pipe for smoking? | A, Fill it with damp salt and let stand for 4 or 5 hours. Another way “You're dh-o0-oh, here's p the chang —John L. Beck a water and then shake out the ter and fill with tobacco and smoke slowly the first few times. Q. How fast do machine guns fire and what 1is their effective range? A. In the World War it was proved that machine guns were ef- in i | LONG, LONG TRAIL (A Maiden Musing) By Tommy Loulse Long rode and rode; dark The boy friend didn't talk; But when we'd gone a d He said, “Now pet or w THE We the night was large bodies of troops in close order up to 2,000 yards. The service rate 'SNAPSHOTS OF A BABY | Don't get me wrong. I'm nice, T am, | I'm modest and correct. 3ut GOSH, I'm no pedestrl | What could T do? We nec And then the doggone broke down! Ye Gawds, T had a fit! t walk back home was heck—but still That ne car king i IN OF CURSES! : girl has a playmate name is Peter Ditto. little daughter asked fashion, how he came name of Ditto. Peter is a witty little fellow, so he answered: “Grandpa wanted to call me Peter, grandma wanted to | call me Peter, mamma wanted to { call me Peter, so daddy safd ‘ditto’, 1 s0 it AVD CRODNING SOFTLY, WHILE MOHER G0ES INTO STORE hild —Alhina M. Cumm An optimist is the man who tells the shoe clerk to throw away the old pair! Tour-Cylinder Coma! rger: “T was over to the hos- cstorday and T saw Mrs. Grat- out of a coma." Huh, anudder new car!” F. P. Pitzer THROWS HIMSELF A LITTLE 00 B | pital ! meyer come Kraus NOSE SLIGHTLY. WONDERS WHETHER T0 CRY | Hannah, How Could You? Dear ¥ or: T took Hanrah My country cousin Into a soda fountain And orde g& malted milk, She said, Mine Pardon these blushes! T was so fussed T couldn’t say a word!! —. B. C. O PAT HM it The Pirate Bold “That old sea pirate is certainly is to dampen the pipe by dipping it | feetive up to 1,500 yards and against | VIOLENTLY FORWARD, DAMAGING COLLE DOG PASSES BY. TRES COULD HAVE REACHED D06 IF IT . DICIDES T HURRY P COUPON OFF HERE - PICTURE 322 New York Avenue, EDITOR, Wachington Bureau, New Britain Herald. Washing D. C. MOTION PICTURE STARS, and enclose ancelled, U, S. postage stamps or coin costs: MOTION 1 ' 1 want a copy of the bulletin herewith five cents in loo: ' to cover postage and handli NAMB ls‘nu:zr AND NO. sisssasense cITy T am & reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. —_— e - e - e - - — - - - = WAITING OUTSIDE A SYORE Min e 1 11w m DECIDES TS TIME MOTHER WERE COMING OUT MN,NES 6L~ TNo BORED REUEVES BOREDOM BY THROW- ING HIMSELP BACKWARD AND FOR- WARD, THUS JIGGLING CARRIAGE STRANGE LADY §TOPS TOTALK BABY TAK. GIVES HER TROSTY LOOK. DOESN'T LIKE STRANGE LADIES DECIDES INSTEAD 0 DROP Hrs ToVS OUT O SIDEWALK = MOTHER UP, WITH A HOWL. OR TWO, WHE! THAT VERY MINUTE SHE HADN'T BEEN FOR THIS STRAP. TRES T ONDOTT by The Bell