New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 3, 1927, Page 6

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The Herald ‘1a oo sale dafly o New fork at Hotaling's Newsetand, Timer Square; Bchultz's Newsstands Entrance Stand Central, 43nd Btreet. ticut, Comes an Conne the company is going to try to “improve” its bus service to Berlin and Meviden by g the “oxperiment” running the rough Main low traffic Franklin Square to South strect, instead along street, the after The for “experi- ment” decision was reached a confer- the between a repre- of enee mayor, utilitics public the sentativ f trolley commission and one o company officials, it is announced. It serves us right the experiment was shortly after the hus line was in- augurated. But the company fail- ed to “get away with it” that time. | memory tried once before, what will We can tell you right now the results of the experiment be. The company has been trying | long enough to cut off the cxtra | i of a couple of Diocks to the cor- ! | ast to make our prediction Someone ought to call a “public forum” on the question routing, or at least a public ing before thé utilities commission. ! The matter concerns that the public which 1 and, though not as ¢ the individuals who are the paving on the the company hopes to Judging from the appearance of the streets around the center it will hortly Le necessary to give a prize 10 the person who can select for a new traffic light. Remember the oll story of the inebriate who came own in his ted therein,—an o front yard and colli with single tree sot to it to with the result that e again collid- od times. tempt a the back make another start with it, forth Finall 1, as he put himseif to 1 “Losht, and so many ho gave up his at- on front lawn the ‘trable foresht.” sighe losht in mid, By m murmuring ids tia red and ost, on the M And lie ither. s to the city building ize that roug gentlemen are to spi build- | al alkin nmor Nobody ound to blaming kandits, spots for girl and they EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1927. SYNTEM U T0AD AID IN CONNE( chinery generally, The disaster has had the effeet of emphasizing these g, | tentions and may help to bring creates during | about an improvemer ying. while Ruth can FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN s many ankles as he” wishes, s of indisposition t not, during his three years | e as much bacon th s every still bring hom knocked ball over the el vl Oays at first si breakfea: Good old tun liked when your he 0 the A Which | Mussolinl lives o | would call a hunger st Tove hefor - hapy loes the super- super- | he King down $50.0 gs up 1801 may n sh fellowing year or even mos it some men Ruth, cong signing | contracts n ve its | shed at | the rules. | ERRY TARBOT { no lrief for Jerry Tar- | was n visitor in | and accorded some of that for wh justified in taking prids ghiway I zovernment hospits h New Britain is His ere- satisfy Now that 1 | »ark furniture bett he in| Dav igarette burns on show much. it ing states of 5 ed in objecting to ials Al e ppeared to \ this cit e in this city. faced with various charges well to they are prov- W serve ton it will be re- the Igment until Prosperous me prosperity. - who claims to have been | TLate model antomobiles would be war [almost noiseless t not for “ Iy excites sympathy wherever [the colors. may call. There are plenty of | . coyore oo who thus one who makes prohibition ey justi- | diculous, hp s for life as a result of & conntry during the i it were 1 leral high- ts drunk is the look ri- —the nd cast furnished the the st men have heen uik money west got and who are enti expecting of the f hese are | in the quintessence 1y to protest against im- | i | ey to run Americanist {telling the duly {the office, sideration by a grateful gov- them to is the e planting a replica of system in | L : . Nobody wishes Connecticut we not likely ncer be properly taken| Small children G {lders can't ) counts for fairy tales : g wrilyi. everyone to sec many such protests rog enai Which t 1t they BOE care of, regi irdiess of of course, that occasion- expense. The he reason is t1 dirt rouds of state will be improved, or made if not vatuable they give rt. Sometimes, he i producing workmmi a job as efficiency « E it not his passable, in ollier person who is en- | the no foot manner. The bill, the him to such consideration horns totvns cannot entire into the he is found out. this isn't saying way or the other in the case of Tar- bot. When the which satisfied way public graces; as do not exclu. S I = Cly use g ule, Tt 1s not the casivst derstand why the proud white race on th thing to of most paint highways. The holds good Tut nbers m s a thing one same contention, however, in the states where wide in city he showed and sy population is the sears with that inflicted by weapons of : ; those rule. These, too, cannot build ade " whom her way than he ecame into contact quate roads in any through federal aid the oy were He: USSRt o e teir casin v inl ohRr highways i ! | cities; his record seemed to 1 w Britain with nd they them- | "1 war, had heen accepted as a selves are not exclusive TP THE Citizens with observing eyes 1 -1 him as an unfortunate sonably O, E Men are inferior rightly of onc thing ing of something els | trea will think- have noted that workmen have heen victim of the I unpleasantnes: there was no valid reason to disbe- | Under the rules of pol tic, add one term to & If and the result is threc engaged the past few days in con- vith terms. lieve his story, structing foundations for some of he additional traftic regulation sig- Now he is confronted with charges | in Washington, ranging the gamut| will the nals which nd inpearances, the erceted around on di having heen a draft dodger to | and a Justice Furopean nations will kecy vegarding our importunities feelings of our cx about Center. Trom I ot it wrong of heing the hoax fraud. wacifists, shouta | M4 stop and go system | op and go system | Department of is sill be nowhere more concentrated ! 0 St rb pe B witown | a1, Toully in onit 1 charges he proving they arm and they world court on they can’t take our n from and developed than in the d ion of New Britain. R what State Highway Commission- | cr Macdonald has about the of They won't dis let us into the own terms, but alf of the oce: of gardless | . onr unfounded thie he is proven 2 guilty of will he punishe probably said 1 rezardless sundr % At this sentence: “I'm hecanse to make 5 criticisms from varions sources, the i 1sn me un- THE TIARVARD CONVICTIONS 1o y r money “nou happy ignals going up and nothing Progress of a sort evidently s but an earthoquake. As very probably able heing shown in enltured Cambridge. s 25 Years Ago Tuday Lack cellation Cricket An effort meeting A lamp feil into a barrel Zwick's store on North stre night and brought the fire {ment to quell it ity Engineer Oldershaw sterday to the | cstablishments park. They objected ing 4 comfort in park, even an round saying the park looked bad enough {now. They wants $1500 need- ed for such a building put into the {improvement of the walks and inducement of the row Recond Frank 1 Traut tions and qualitied for Tl dircetors of Hurdware understood that in th 0. and can it. o one is to gt stop re Tiarvard students eral oceasions have been faced with the apparent necessity of taking i th the i the can- Britain cvening hold int of th club meeting wil Le made t devor foresd ew 1to hearing and of st i Sue ns of the pub- m n- | lic e last time they did so - that These automatic signals | with such effeet 39 wer o i e the sted 1 of tie per- v the irate bluecoat to this in tion—that is to say, having due . as the public prints ban- two weeks. John regard to original Greeks, ete., | died the news, ten were found o i depart- rihest removed and some of them sentenced Rut auf- meet | guiity aeme of perfe ployn cops, tion. to jail the dads s well as heing fined. Hary stened n ntrat | build- the | they save the tr . nt of boys at rd usually have | willing to college ficient th ic and thus who are able and Wout to ) hose favor of economical administra- | pay for a complete educa- 5 the police commissioners, or who- | tion regardless of supplomentary ex- of | penses, the lads have appealed in| that ever has char; T | the usual way, hoping be some Antomobiles rolliy higher court will more lenicnt town freight yard multi- I exeresences, h their youtht crected o of time grass 1o pant his ¢ N that rank in Co. 1 the new Amer ration wish will b apparently is coming | Licut passed when the boys bent upon acquiring has an education the Packard model with ) s careful how hey it police. Cambridge cory her ¢ surroundings | OO0 S Carbin € The | ana sed civie officers evidently | 1he fuctories, 1 The board o with the town its report. The tals §10.81 i what in wore ordina ussel overlooks would be termed rowdyism, no el in reasingly advantagec s filed abstract of nd list te $244,2 zoing this | 1o I 10 clork a town od of worki on- « innocent by 1t nders who Signor vear, letinitely that announees recvived i has by and 2000 miles Attorney - wircless s quite in- 200 ign ey plo probably wers Nard-thinking miners recently | M.OAL Sexton o cit th el He torri weeney W o e pub- Law [ 1 strike, 1iness them up to ners 0 disrupted 1 1k dollars or t will to take the e s covering the to the extent of 1t But it is il of the L Litlion mors Eugon ensure in | t Reardon have foits with the Herald 1 [ their appearanes at the Pastime Athletic cost the lives of { Tommy Connolly of We fre. | will meet Ty Jacks 1« woll as in | 0N the same cvening, | With the visit of Prince Henry to this country, theve has heen a great demand for hookis in the librury which deal with Germany, the im- | sympathy has been aroused sult of the mine disas- for the Casino club bon New Tiritain | Hariford | miners ter in Wales, than mor 50 men. may y, i country ni nowmie tacties of mi gland fanlt with oco- AR ers, bt there is mental As far | perial | subjec There observanc zor of their cmployment o and such Teutonic have progrossed in aceident n of A Lent this year than ever hefore. policeman informs us that there never were so fow men on the streets after the saloos for the night and that many saloons cla cariier because of lack of patronage. 1t is known that many men deny themselves the use of intoxicants during Lent, in the police court has been almost | at o standstill since Lent began. RUTH AND HIS SALARY o cvention, the progress in the mwin- . | Ruth at last § 1t ; industry has been astonishingly the Dritish ma- tly has taken iry slow. In the case of tiree years to! mines, many of which utilize e tal condition chinery and methods of an archaic . such progress has been (ven than on th ¢ At- It is for it Prime Minister Baldwin, hurrying to i natir slower the ol lantie. is this reason f althongh no mor Cobb, aster, was greets imilar figure is | given Ty has one seene of the PISO’S . jocoughs Quick Relicf! A pleanant effective eveup. 35cand 60c | And exsernaliy, v TISO'S “Throat and Chest Balve. 35¢ mportant advant is for three | ed with raucous and indignant cries years, while Cohl's people in the mining com- only for the one year, If Cobb hap- | munitics. One of the claims made s to “siip” in lis playing this re during the recent general altogether | strilie, it will ritish brehind labor year contingeney not Lo remenihere was impossible idering his age—it is the mining interests he the the life-saving to assume he will not obtain the | far times in 00 from the wily Connie Mack of and ma- - | erick | Shop Britain will be Editor, care of the New Herald, and your letter forwarded to New York. Spring is on its way, it's true, pussy-willows start to sprout, Folks, here's better news for You FUN SHOP BOOK will soon Expensive Business Maid: “Madam She is at the ¥ shoppe again, sir, having her pores reduced.” Huber: “H'm! Tf she keeps going 1o the pore house I'll be tn poor —Sunny THREE IN ONE (The Hero of the BACHELOR BAL- iunch with the Hero of H MARRIED and TLEMEN PRE 2 Series!) Indith said, he candy's all;" Genevieve played basketball; Plump Marie was kittenlsh; lways choked on fish. Janice took a cold bhath dail Nora played the ukulele Wilma wanted a career; Betty Jane fond of heer; Georgia smoked and spat out shr Ay n all to red Helen was too darned dvamatic Nellie's voice was so much static! 's clothes i Jane was fond of making scenos; Eifie paintad fire-screens; Inez simply talked a streak: | Mildred was ton shy to speak; Milly clapped at movie show Josephine wore wrinkled hose: Tilly spoke of food as ¢ THAT'S why Ixact Recipe ywed “Henry, how much our do you ber oven No. why?" Nowlywes Mrs. Newlywed ays that cookies cook bhook 1o be baked s e 1 moderate oven, —Mrs. C. L. Fitzpatrick | FUN SHOP RADIO STATION MFJ Announcer: *Turn on yo' tickle . IPolks! Dis am Darktown Minstrel night on Station MFJ. But 1 of , ITelix Slicky will give de Stand right in microfun, Mistah “fficial weather | port dat ac- | instruments, corn | flakes will he in de air breakfas' | ne tonio Ah also denounces e will il if'n} don’t nail the wall."” noune listah Adenotd » Darktown Minstrel's bari- will now “Wait $hip Comes In. “Pahdon me, but dat ain't 0. thermometer to A | tone garg Mah oid Chew: sing Migs- de Ais— | Denoune » of it, De son Mal hubby's a sailah, kiss me row, | Don't wait ‘il HIS ship il | Announcer: “We ain't gwine to| listen sueh foolishments. We | craves respectable Mistah Banjoseph Littlejos will now warble « song entitled, *Dat Chloroformed Womin of Mine.” T vt zoes il o 10 Banjoseph T copyiime Gal’” But Ah ain't in singin’ mood tonight. Mah w mad at me, and Ah can't un- nd why. Announcer: “A il why she's mad at you sanjoseph Littlejoe: “Well, mornin’ Ah pushed her outa upset de hurcau on her and Ler downstairs. Dat might reason.” Announcer: arryin® a joc: “You means | | | | | | | | | ‘t you got no U 2 ais threw “Dat’s what you get— gal with a temper, Dat reminds me, Al told mah wife ah'd Le home early tonight, so MFJ is sig off at exactly——jus’ a 1"oly while Ah uses de Hello, am dis 3 Would you mir n3 1ank 1 Ste minute, tephone, pawnbroker? lookin' at mah i M ierhteen, 1o wat olks, dis exactly nine 1 time to nty nda HE'S Gor wis KENNEL FULL O MEAT BUT | NEven SEE WM EATING STRONGUEATI, THE PUP RIGHT Hooper: “My daughter's musical cducation has heen instrumental—" Martin You mean ‘vocal.' Isn't es, but she has been instrumental in making three of the neighbors move out.” —Mrs. Charles €. Fougner FROM LIMERICKA! Patterns—Smartest Cuts! J.: Bill Matz, a hat- and cleaner of our corner, is women for good and says all his time o business Dear M. F. maker off th he'll give | will receive a personal reply. lalso has large deposits of iron, gold | country. ! quantity. | shall not pass" high command decided, that at that [keis out of a possible 60. The teuin stuge of the war France could not{championship in this division also under any circumstances gfford to|went to Japan, being won by the {lose Verdun. Marshal Petain In re- |Takahayacho higher girls' school, sponse to the orders to hold it!Tokyo. {spoke the immortal words: “Ne| Other first place winners and their | passeront pas” * (They shall not |scores follow: et | Senior boys: Earl Maxwell, Mem- Q. How long after planting |phis, 72 baskets out of a possible 75. honld apple trees begin to bear? | Intermediate boys: Joseph Rod- As a general rule 6 or $,gers, Allentown, Pa., 39 out of 60 race Haynes | ¥ Certain varieties such as| Junior boys: Robert Nuter, Waters Dear Grace: Well, the public has | Yellow Transparent and Wagener [town, S. D., 43 out of 45 done ME lots of favors. So here | may bear earlier while others such | Junior girls: Miss Louis RoPS— as Northern Spy and Yellow New-!Charleston, 8. C., 43 out of 45. Ihera 180 o UnE town bear later. Individual trees| Other team winners were, senior Sl o of the same varicty vary somewhat boys: Rutgers Prep school. New Who is horribly, terribly dumb! in this respect. | Brunswick, N. J., 437 baskets out of One evening last summer Q. How do the number of births She danced with a drummer compare with the number of deaths ! And asked the poor guy, “Where's [in the United States? your drum?” A. In the year 1925 there were 1,878,830 births and 1,030,518 deaths, Q. What is the largest freight locomotive in the United States? The Union Pacific railroad has | 5chool. juniors, Charleston, % lar It is 102 feet 61 [OUt Of 225 inches long 16 feet tall and 11 feet | 2 inches wide, having 3 cylinders and 12 drivers and can pull 125 freight cars at passenger train speed. | It can make fifty miles per hour | with a train of this size. Q. Is there an American owned | | rubber plantation in Liberia? 1 A, On October 14, 1925 it Decided all women were cats! So this offspring of churls Abandoned his girls And went back a-band-on-ing hat Dear Mr. Judell: The dora in our town is a girl named Stumm. The trouble is she thinks ies' smart. Tf you take her down a peg in a limerick, it will he doirg a public favor. dumbest s woman named Intermediate High school, |out of 520. Junior bo; w. |school, Watertown, 1815, | Junior gir Logansport Ind., boys: Logansport, T ertown D. 2 1y 17 Days before THE FUN SHOP BOOK comes out! (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidde Observation On The Weatl.er was| Washington, March 2 (B Tia announced that the Firestone Tire|Weather bureau today issued tia and Rubber company had leased | following storm warning: {from the Liberlan government| “Advisory 10 a. m. Storm warne 1,000,000 acres of land for an elabo- | ings continued until late afternoon, rate rubber plantation and planned | Block Island, Rhode Island, to Easte | to produce ultimately 250,000 tons a | port, Maine. Storm apparently cens Fxperimental cultivation of |tral about two hundred and Atty 0 acres has been successtul and | miles southeast of Nantucket, mov.. ] ".’M acres are now under eulti-|ing northeastward with gradually ine Fellonil |creasing intensity, attended by 2.9 Why does the creeam always strong shifting gales, with winds of tlse to th etop In a hottle of milk? | whole gale force near and some dise : Ik,\. Cream is lighter than milk. | tance north of center. Milk containing 3 per cent butter vashi sonwining Washington, M -~ fat w mph: 8.62 pounds per gallon; 4 for sO“m:’::“ \e::rcl;‘ngl,an F"ch:v:: or cent er fat 8.6 o il 2“”;"";M";“p;r':n’nf- h‘m:‘;’r‘"r‘:; 8"‘; erally fair tonight and Friday, cons pounds per gallon, while 40 per cent |yge °°'4: diminishing northeriy whipping cream weighs .38 pounds per galion. Forecast for Fastern New York: Fair and continued cold tonight, Q. What is the “peeper” that s | F' given, nor can extended research|hcard so often in early spring? Ty Latr menslovly:RAiog il perature, diminjshing northerly be undertaken. All other questions| A It is a small tree toad which Un. | is heard all over the country in early | Winds. signed requests cannot be answered. [SPriNg when they gather in the| Conditions: The Atiantic coast All letters are confidential.—Editor, | POls and puddies for breeding pur- | storm is passing steadily northeacts ward off the coast of southeastern poses. The first voice in this chorus is carly in March in the northern|Massachusetts, ~Nantucket 29.5% United States and is that of the[inches. 1Tt is too far seaward ta Pickering, or the little yellow tree | cause precipitation in the North Ate toad. In the southern states a|lantic states. Pressure is high from small greenish peeper is very(New FEngland westward to tha common. Rocky mountains, Kansas City 30.59 Q. How can an egg be farc>d|inches. Freezing temperatures ex« into a narrow necked bottle without | tend well into the Gulf and South breaking the shell? Atlantic states, No material changa A, Place an egg in a Jish «nd |in temperature was reported in tha cover it with vinegar. Let stand for | northern states, 4 hours. If the egg s not soft| - Conditions favor for this viciniiy, enough for the trick replace in the | fair weather and not much changs vinegar and let stand for another 24 [ in temperaturs hours, | Temperatur: | Atlanta . BASKETBALL SHOOTING | anane civy . | Boston | Buffalo rl Wins High Place With 36 | Cincinnati { Chicago .. | Denver ..., ‘IN\,II‘OH. veseae Jacksonville Charleston, §. €., March 3 (®— Kansas City . A Japanese girl. Miss M. Koyano of | Minneapolis ‘okyo. Is among the first place win- | Miami ners in the world basketball free | Nantucket throw tournament. New Haven Results of the tournament which New Orleans . was started here as a local event |New York four years ago and has now expand- | Norfolk . 1 into a world wide contest, were | Northfield ronnced last night at headquar- | Plttsburgh .. ters for the tournament here. | Portland, Me. . Miss Koyano won first place in the | St. Louis . | Washington QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureavu, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be What natural produ It o are the of Chile? cond largest pro- copper in the world. It principal 1 silver. there for larg. oat 1mong uth of Valparaiso is coneiderable coal. Nitrate tilizer is also produced in quantitics. Wheat, barley, | heans and potatoes are | farm produce of the | corn, the Q of hina ? A Q What is the population It Is estimated at 400,500,000, How many drops of water are in a gallon? A. A drop has volume and is therefore a variable A minim is a definite unit of measurement in apothecaries weight, and is generally considered cquivalent to one drop. There are 61,440 minims to a gallon. Q. Are women cligible for the office of president of the United Siates? Did a woman ever run for that office? A\, Women are eligible and Belva Lockwood ran twien for president. Q. What is the capital of Alaska Juncau. What is the ca instrument to learn? A, The ukulele, Q. How many Hungary A, The University University of Szeged, University of Pecs, and University of Debreczen. In addition there are 19 theological colloges, Q. Where is the state of Georgia in Europe? A, 1t is a state of the Union of ovict eocialist republics, in Trans- caucasus and extends from Turkes fo Armenia on the south and Azer- jan on the southeast to the Black Sea on the west and the Caucasus mountains on the north. Q. When was Alaska acquired the United States and how much was paid for it? A. Tt was purchased from Russia in 1867 for Q. Under and by whom v s vesterday were: a indefinite Jap Goals Out of Possible 60 From Yree Throw Line, siest stringed Universities has | of Budapest. |genior girls' devislon, making 56 bas- SHOWERS, SHOWERS, SHOWERS! 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In 1916 when the German Crown Yrince was sent with a large army against Verdun the Irench 'SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—SOLID COMFORT - - By GLUYAS WILLAMS TUNES IN ON TINE RADIO PROGRAM, AND SETILES Hit{- WRIGELES UNEASILY. SEEMS 0 BE SOMETHIN SELF COMFORTABLY ON COUCH TO ENSOY 1T SR HARD UNDER SMALL OF BACK AFTER SOME MINUTES OF FISHING TINDS HE ARRANGES HIMSELF AGAIN BUT DISCOVE WAS LYING ON MATCH-BOX T INREMOVING MATCH-BOX, HE KNOCKED PSH-TRAY OFF TINDS THAT IN STRUBELE TO RECAPIURE ASH TRAY BOTH PILLOWS HAVE SLID OFF RETRIEVES ASH-TRAY FROM FLOOR Tiereafter, in There ought to be a lim- that, Jaseph- Abhrams Dear Joe: It was in. Now it's out. This is it— A fickle hat-bander named Matz, CKS PILLOWS UP, AND RELAYES AT LAST, FINE RADIO PROGRAM IMMEDIATELY VIN e S L \TELY ENDS, 6IVING WAY T TALK ON AGRICULTURAL METHODS IN SAVA.