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New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING OOMPANY oL g lIssued Dally (Sundsy Kxcepted) At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Street. | Entered at the Post Office at New Britain | as Second Clase Mal) Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 28 Editoria) Rooms . » The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always opes to sdvertisers. Member of the Asecciated Prems. | he Associated Prese is exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all_news credited to it or not otherwies credited fn this paper and slso local news published therein, Member Audit Bureaa of Circulation. the A. B. C. is a national orgal which “furnishes newspapers tleate with e strictly honest anaiysis of circulation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this sudit. This insur protection against fraud I newspaper distribution figu.es to both national and local advertisers. The Herald s on sale dally in New York at Hot ‘s Newsstand, Times Square; Schuits's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42ud Street. —_— —The most familiar headline: “Motorist exonerated.” —New auto laws may be passed, but none reducing the age limit of drivers, —The British had a parade in| Hong Kong—a British port where parading is easy. —Something to advertise about Connecticut: Six different kinds of weather in three days, which often happens. —Somebody wants the Legislature to meet in October. Think how many vacations or shore trips that would interfere with. | —*“Prosperity in 1927 will exist for those willing to climb the tree and | pick the apples,” says an economist. And ruln a perfectly good pair of trousers, maybe. ‘—Light in the south: Southern| Baptists have decided that teaching | about the theory of evolution doesn’t | hurt religion. Taking a leat from | the north, where nobody is excited about it. [ AND NOW THE “PRUNING” Embattled city officials are now | seeking a way to avold ralsing the | tax rate in the face of mounting ex- penditures—at least on Al- | ready the mayor has given a hint of budget pruning to come. This is an annual experience, the chiet differ- ence this year being that there real- Iy appear to be some, if not many, | items which will bother the prun- | ers more than usual. Only mainte- nance and necessary improvements will be attempted, says the mayor. What are the ments, and what can be called unnecessary? It may altogether be a matter of opinion. Take the matter of a city inciner- ator. Chairman E. F. Hall of the board of finance and taxation only the other evening remarked that continued “stalling” on- this matter cannot any longer be brooked. Yet | an fncinerator will cost money and | it is to be seen whether the pruners| can’ avoid building one. No inciner- | ator is proyided for in the budget this year but there appears to be a| sufficient emergency to bring it be- | fore the board. | For years much of this “stalling” | has been going on in order to avoid | increasing the tax rats. Nothing is | gained by dodging this fact. Such tac- | ties ultimately lead to financial dif- | ficulties, as . the time surely comes | when “stalling” is no longer po. | —as was the case when new schools | simply had to be built and as at the | present time when there appears no | place left for the paper. necessary improve- are those which | disposal of gar- | he money has to be expended | , and in larger amounts one time, It costs the city $250,000 a year to meet the interest upon its funded debt. This is a large item to pay for such a purpose, and there are those who claim it is almost entirely to poor financin past years. approximately in | Atcording to the preliminary costs | of running the city during the next fiscal year everything on the | mands larger sums, seem to catrun the increased rey nue.’ The situation can be said to be > increases grave. Unless heavy pruning is in- duiged in the taxrate, according to the mayor, will inc Mach mill repre se six mills. nts about $111,000, so that in all such an increase would total $666,000. This would be a large increase for one year and will give | the pruners, as they are called, con- | siderable leeway for their efforts, THR S TAX As was to have been expected— as, Indeed, was expected when the cffect—attempts are now being made 1o ihcrease the tax. The rate now suggested is three cents : The oxcuse Is made 1 gallon. it ‘the in- creased gasoline tax would produce more money with struét_highways, them. It certainly would; but how or | read about the big power project in | 11,000,000 horsepower, | plant at Muscle Shoals. { isn't all. This government affair will | power plant and much more and how many miles of new highway would the increase create? Not enough to make motor- ists yell for joy. There is one point about the gaso- line tax that is not fair. It relates to city travel. A large proportion of automobile and truck traffic con- sists of travel within cities. These vehicles pay the gasoline tax along with the others, while the city streets which they help to wear out are not benefited one iota by the tax. SPENDING $125,000,000 ON BOULDER PROJECT The name of Muscle Shoals has | has become a household word to the | extent that virtually everyone has Tennessee. The time will come when the Boulder dam project will be equally well known. When construct- ed it will far surpass Muscle Shoals in size. ! Political and legal questions aris- ing out of the Boulder dam project promise to be on a par with its big- | ness. They have already begun and | are destined finally to reach the Supreme Court. The Boulder dam project, which is | pending before both houses of Con- gress under the name of the Swing- | Johnson bill, authorizes the govern- | ment to construct a 550-foot dam in the boundary between Nevada and Arizona; and to erect and operate a hydro-electric power plant with an installed capacity of | and with a steady capacity of 550,000 horse- power which is about three times the | steady capacity of the government | A huge project, surely! But that call for flood control, irrigation of desert lands, creation of stable do- mestic water supplies and settlement of rights to the waters of a river which flows through seven American states. One of the knotty questions which must be decided is whether the fed- eral government should finance such a project through the sale of elec- tric power, or whether it should per- mit private enterprise to lease the sell the power— after the government has bullt the | dam and made it possible to create the electric current, The slowness with which Congress | has settled a similar point in con- | nectlon with' Muscle Shoals indicates | there will be no precipitate handing over of Boulder dam power to| private interest | Another (‘hu]iong(s} validity of the entire project, this | being due to the oppos | controversy ion of Ari- | zona and more recently of Utah te the Swing-Johnson bill. It is the con- | tention of Arizona within the power of the that it is not | Congress and zislatures of six states to make an agreement for the division of water in which seven states have an interest. In other words, Arizona wishes to insist upon an unanimous | agreement or none at all, This contention is not deemed a dangerous one to the project, but| will at all events be a’time-consumer to decide. More important, perhaps, the Arizona contention that the | federal government hasn't the right to appropriate the water of the Colo- rado rivi for the generation of power, for irrigation, and for domes- tic purposes in defiance of the pre- cedent that the right to appropriate water for these purposes belongs ex- clusively to the states. The contention give the| friends of state's rights an oppor- tunity for extended disou: | on the face of it, it would seem | ridiculous for one state riparian rights to the exclusion of | the rights of other states to the| waters. 1l may fon; yet | to claim The Boulder dam project will be st thing of the kind that ever came before Co . It will tely $125,000,000. As | a source of irrigation for large areas it is of the cost approx xpected to make the deserts southwest “blossom as a func- st the function which will greatest discussion-—will be the production whether i but the most importa tion—at le: cause the of power, and the government should | operate its vast plant or sell it to | answer and ditto. | the Colorado river, at a point where | gppealing to the eye, the ear or the | |1t torms | imperialists who a | the northern been many more geniuses among men—although she thought men had had more opportunity to develop into such folk than women—it that really can be done. Be these things as they may, there can scarcely be any doubt at the present time that women are much more interested in the finer things ot lite than their husbands and sweethearts. It was Sinclair Lewis who in one of his devastating satires upon the modern man painted him as able to talk intelligently upon nothing but his line of business and the various makes of automobiles. Those of us who have taken long distance trips in Pullman smokers can testity régarding the woeful limits circumscribing the general conversation one hears among fellow smokers—or fellow male travelers. Yes, it is sometimes very pitiful. Business, the stock market, automo- biles and a few spicy stories—that's about all the mental recreation one comes into touch with in a Pullman smoker. But compare the activitles of the women. Is there an uplifting move- ment under the sun in which they do not take a leading part? No answer, and that must make it unanimous. Is there any display of paintings in a public library, or in an art gallery, in which they are absent? Again no s thers anything most cultivated sense in which they |are not Interested? Again unanimity. It is the women—the club's, the women's organizations, the women's church affairs, the women's sewing circles—that keeps the love of fine things a tenet of | faith. While their husbands argue | about the tendencies of real estate and the probabilities of trade and the necessitics of a tarift high as Haman's gallows, the women—God bless ’em—talk about literature, music, art, and all the other things that are intended to glorify life. One need only to contents of the representative wom- compare the | en's magazines with those represent- | ative magazines aiming to enlist the interest of men. It's the women—sglory to their | pages in the newspapers with the total of ads upon the other pages. The women not only make it possible for merchants to but every hard-headed merchant who spends money for advertising purposes knows fully and completely that it is the women who must be appealed to if the ads are to be ef- fective. Why, the women even watch for bargains in men's regalia, forming their husbands of what they read and advising when to buy and urging that there be hurry to get | there before all the bargains in over- coats, neckties and socks are gone. Many women will do the buying for their husbands, too—after the lat- ter furnish the money. Credit where credit is earned. Jane Addams undoubtedly was ri, her suppositions. She is unmarried, doesn’t want to get married and has had plenty of opportunity to wateh mankind from a detached viewpoint. But not even she gave women all the credit to which they are entitled. Long may we treat 'em right. NEGOTIATING WITH CHINA The administration’s attitude to- ward the Chinese imbroglio must be 2 sore disappointment to the British few days ago hoped the United States would | “lead” in teaching the Chinese Na- tionalists a lesson. Instead of lead- ing, lowever, Uncle Sam merely in- tends to negotiate with both sides, the southern Cantonese forces and army in control of It may prove to be an important | move in the history of American relations with China. Instead of brandishing the malled fist, like England hias been prepared to do, we have extended a gesture of friend- ship and sympathy to the Chinese and have given them to understand our hope is the republic may ulti- mately coalesce China. Our negotiations will ultimate object the into a prosperous have as their return of tariff autonomy Chinese and the to the private s President Co. was his polley to have ment in business.”” It phrase, but the government hasn't| ceded in relinquishing much of | that The Shipping Board only the other d refused to sell any more of its la nte tdge o stated it | less govern- was a nice its busincss since time, iiners at the pri offere Con- gre 1s failed to turn t s e ment out cle Shoy govern- and now this great Boulder project arises with government power ope the central problem to be di The discussion, at least, prove educational! WHERL Jane WOMEN ldams s well fitted a hings of i L s women ave not men for the She does not their b to be that nature mea he menials and servants of | women, leaving the fair sex the chief Th lams employments of 1if 18 going too far for Miss Ad pointed which to con-|out recently that men are not such |l I« to maintain | dumbbells as some feminists paint | B | them; and that anyway, there have | rough | | abandonment of extraterritoriality. This will be setting a good example o the British, 25 Years Ago Today Work may cadamizing be started on layton road in hing will be done un- owners have signed Wlen is leading out heds. attended New York . but no all property waivers on dam d all the roads n will have sto d Beloin horse rale in o b director of Lander at s meet was elected a Frary & Clark 18 of the stockholders William o N for Zimmerman ¢ York, where they the visit of the 5 agree | two-gent gasoline tax law went into | with some new-fangled women in | the Mys- Traut attended I of Mecca temple, | tic in New York ning | held 1 Mrs. and 1 Hungerford Mr Mrs J. Parker, M Porter, Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. E. o Buel sette, women's | reach the home, | with the ladies in- | last eve-| Saturday and an- last nd Mrs. F. Ban H, Davison, Mr. and Mrs. F. G. Platt, Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Johnston, Mr, and Mrs. Willlam Brooks, Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Felt, Mr. and Mrs. George Rapelye, Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Cooper, the Misses Whittlesey, and Charles Par- sons. \ ‘With the advent of the rural free delivery, the facilities for covering’ the territory embraced by the cir- culation of the Bristol weekly Her- ald is now so much better covered by the New Britain Dally Herald that it has been decided to discon- tinue publication of the former pa- per on January 30. Hartford High school {s dissatis- fled with the admission of New Britain to the Trinity Football league, claiming that New EBritain always has played dirty sports and still does. Hartford withdrew from the league New Britain was in after being beaten 52 to 6 and seeing New Britain win two cups; it went into a league with weaker teams and is cal school come in with it again. Clan Douglas, O. 8. C., held its annual Burns anniversary concert and dance in Hadley's hall last eve- ning. The committee in charge of the event were Robert Middlemass, John Young, Daniel Waddell and William Sanderson. Andrew Robb was floor director. The annual meeting of Co. I, C. N. G., was held last night and the following civil officers elected: Treasurer, Captain Griswold; his- torfan, Scrgeant W. J. Dyson; sec- retary, Eddy N. Smith; janitor, Wil- liam Dolan. Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Til fares a land when respectability fonsists In breaking the right laws. It might be worse. The criminal class isn't yet rated as Class A, for to fondness A desire Conservatlst A | cushions. Radicalism: try cushions. Heart failure causes and more- deaths, is made to reduce cover charges. more If-he understands the newe slang, it I8 safe to ask him how his kid is getting along in college. names—who read the ads. Compare | the number of ads upon the sporting | All men may be created equal in some particulars, but being a wow a gift. Now, M. Landis, if you can sparc the spotlight for a moment, we'll prepare to play ball. Thank Goodness, we didn't recog- nize the Soviet Government and | have to back it up with Marines. Blessed are the poor. They haven't 80 many instaliment payments remember. Americanism: Wondering why that car up In front doesn’t speed up. any minority that happens to know just what it wants. Why should husbands remain as ardent as lovers. come down to earth and work. Industry: The extremity to which man is driven by some woman's love | of play pretties. There's no virtue in being good to avoid heated remarks by friend wife. It nobody in Chiua is officlally responsible, then nobody can official- ly kick if the world enters to pro- tect its own people. There are not so many hammers going in Florida, but just as many are going about Florida. You can estimate a town's size. The smaller the population, the big- | ger ,the municipal slogan sounds. Be brief. Don't say: no foundation for the charge him.” Just say: “Rich man Correct this sentence: “We have | been married 10 ars,” sald the wife, “and my husband never sits | down to dinner until T am seated.” Copyright, 1927, Publishers Syndicate Observation On The Weather | Forecast Eastern New York and southern New England: Raln | and somewhat warl turday; Sunday cloudy, probably rain Sunday | afternoon or night; colder Monday. | oo | Conditions | Pressure has fallen decidedly over the eastern states. The weather has become much warmer over most of the area east of the Rocky moun- | tains. Much cloudiness will prevail over the states east of the Mississippi river during the next two days. Rain will likely continue Saturday in the At- lantic states. Rain is probable as far east as the Atlantic coast by Sun- !day night, The temperature will continue to rise in the castern states mild temperature in |the Washington forecast district sunday will be followed by colder ther Sunday affernoon or night as far east e Applachian moun tains and on Monday in the Atlantic states. The indications for and northern we are much colder weather in the Atlantic | states by Monday night, naturally alarmed at seeing the lo-| but no officlal effort | | t to! A Republic is a land governed by | Somebody must | “There was | gainst | e Fur it op Maxson. Junaze svop. Bilice care o1 the- New.| Britain Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New York. O e Here's How We'd Reduce the Mortality, Folks! More looking on the funny side, According to our observations Checks suicide, and homicide And all such gruesome occupa- | tions! Would Be Fine Salesman: “A gift for your wife? How about this splendid fur chok- er?” | Henpeck: “Well—er—TI'll buy it if | you'll guarantee that it will do the work.” PROPOSING ANOTHER HOLIDAY By Paul H. Hetzer | I'm simply overcome with blank amaze ‘When thinking of the many kinds of days | That we are urged by someone to ob- serve, {A great big leather medal we'd de- | serve “\Vcrc we to drop the daily work we | do To celebrate as we're requested to. There's Mother's Day, and there is | Labor Day, And somehow all ou® great men had a way Of getting born, so our time must be spent In celebrating such benign event. [T could go on and mention many | Hioes | But if you saw the whole list you'd | be sore Because 1 come | pose One more that's sadly needed, Good- ness knows! before you to pro- It should be called a “Husband and Wife Day.” | To celebrate it in the proper way The husband, for those twenty-four | i long hours | Should lay dowr i and flower bomb his v o barrage of sweets | with mush and | fmmense! | [For in that stated time he could | | compress | { Twelve months’ supply of kisses and ! caress, | And then, next morning, say to her, “My dear, Don't bother me year!” again until next Supply and Demand “I understand that the Rev. Dr. Goode intends to resign from the | ministry.” “Yes. He says there is no money in 1 i people, so he intends | to practice law and divorce them.” A. Wachlin, la o | with | when we get up than when we go to bed anyhow! { How about doing sleep? We're alway away sleepie ITEMS FROM TH NE Edited by Onyx and Florian (Supervised by Paul $. Powers) Socicty Miss Honeydew Frappe and Mr, | Pancreas J. Browne were blended | |in holy matrimonial Thursday. De “)mpm‘ young couple has de best {wishes of a host ob furniture deal- ’ Editorial Those dat owe us de customary [ buck and a half News subscription | price will kindly call at de editorial | offices with dice to see if it is three | | bucks, or nothin’, This means you! DARKTOWN | . Mr. and Mrs. Oxblood sixteenth child wa Osgood's ushered into dis morning. Dem . | . e s Advertisings | Used Mule for Sale! Extra pow- | erful kicker. Have bought bottle of hloroform so will not have to use | mule in connection with my sursical | work any more. See Dr. Carcinoma | 3. Pussely, M. D, Personals | Honey face, dem sirrup lips softly yodel to me in my dreamings. Don't worrify. Hubby ignorant and blis | ful. Meet me at de same place Sun- day eve. Chocolate Babe. " THERE'S A MUSICAL NOTE. THERE, EODIE, THAT WE MIGHT USE IN OUR VAZZ. ORCHESTRA. / | | Deduction | Stwart: “Mason is a quict ! Robert: “I thought youw'd met him Stuarf Robert | he's quiet? | Stuart: “I've just met hi | ~Mrs. Urank L. Tass man," never “T haven't.” Then how do you know What has become joned presidential aspirant who worked at his own trade a year or | possible | municipal financiers. It is through | for 6 month day but hasnt attracted any intrist | of the old-fash- | —THE 0B SERVER— Makés Random Observations On the City and Its People Although an increase in taxrate is a certainty this year, the six mill boost which grant of all moneys sought would require is entirely out ot the question, city financiers say. Mayor Weld has echoed their feeling in the matter. The mayor is agreeable to some increases; he has repeatedly criticized the previ- ous administration for reducing ap- propriations to such a point that the officiency of departments, notably the department of public works, 1s impaired. pavements lends substantiation to ithe mayor’'s claim that such a policy is unwise. The department of pub- lic works, left with insufficient money after maintenance costs were paid, had little or nothing to spread out in pavement repairs. The re- sult has been gaping holes in pave- ments in the center of the city and elsewhere, The estimates sent by departments to the board of finance and taxation, do not present a true picture of what the respective department are hopeful of being allowed. For in- stance, the board of public works submits estimates of nearly al streets on which the common council has suggested paving or repalr werk during the year. To the board of finance and taxation and the coun- cil is left the privilege of deter- mining which are the most needy. Funds only in proportion to that finding are allowed or expected. This malkes a material difference between the boards' estimates and the amount granted. Then, too, the police department asking for 15 hew patrolmen cannot be thought to seriously hope for such a grant, A few, possibly fiv new men will be allowed ,it is e pected; but 15 never. There too, is a | reduction to be figured off. Several | Qepartrgents are secking replacement | or additions in their items of equip- ment. A dcep slashing there may he | lookea for. A new vault for thg town | clerk to cost $30,000, and 000 with which to open the isolation hospital are large items which may not come out of«the finance hoard's crucible intact, but may belaid over. | The park department, asking more than twice what was asked last year, and the health department with a budget of nearly twice the size it now operates on will he call- | ea upon to do some convincing e; | plaining before the desired increases ' are forthcoming. Lopping off of severgl of the large items and paring of “hearly all is in the opinion of some such a program of “pruning” that the city's hope for a taxerate not much higher than that of the cur- rent year, certainly not six mills lays. Conversation with business men and manufacturers reveals a high- |er spirit of optimism than existed at the beginning of the year. Pre- KRAZY KINDERGARTE (Conducted by Rusty) Teetcher: “How much have got in your mew iron bank, yum?” Bill Wil- 've'had 9 cents in , and I looked in every Ko yet." Teetcher: “See if around ‘Saturday.’” Bill N. Koo: “Mehitabel, our hen, downcast— Hadent Jaid a cgg about; I gave her 2 I found up in a ‘oak tree, And she Saturday and 2 squab crows popped out.” rthur G. Mecllroy you can come was feeling for 30 days, Probably True Wilson: “Did you ever dance the Charle: DBarto Wilson: “Only once.” “When was that?” Barton: “The time T was cracking walnuts with a hammer and struck my thumb.” (Copyright, 1927. Reproduction Forbidden) The present condition nf! dictions are being made, with con- servative reservations, that 1927 will be a good business year, noth- ing of a sensational nature, to be sure, but reasonably sound. This is in direct contrast to the expectations of several manufac- turers when the new year dawned. Wages were cut in some establish- ments and the impression gained ground that Industrialists were fearful of bad times ahead. But with the opening of the year out of the way, orders are reported to have come in steadily and several shops, especially those in which builders’ hardware is manufactured, are sald to be fairly busy. With the country expecting the continua- tion of the building spurt, New Britain should enjoy its usual prosperity and be able to live up to its name, “The Slumpless City."” A story of long ago when fathers used stern methods of teaching their children, comes from Kensington and concerns the late Samuel A. Hart. It is sald that one morning about 1862, his father thought that the |time had arrived when the: boy should learn the boundaries of the Hart holdings, which even now are widespread. One spring morning, therefore, the father took Nim afield and pointed out the boundaries, fm- pressing the lad with the necessity of learning the correct lines. May- be it was the May morning that de- tracted the youngster's gaze from the mythical lines which his father pointed out or it might have been that young Samuel was not unduly impressed with the importance of knowing the property lines, at any rate the story has it that he did not retain many of his father's words. The year passed and on a spring morning a lear later his father again took him affeld and asked him to point out thé houndaries which had been shown him the pear previous. “I can’t remember them, father,” confossed the boy. His father then took him around the same ground again and again and indicated the boundaries which separated the Hart land from the neighbors holdings. And again the boy's attention wandered from the husiness at hand ‘as he possibly thought of the large trout he had seen the day before in the brook which bordered their estate. An- other year passed. On the third | spring morning his father again asked young Samuel to point out the | boundaries which had twice been ex- | plained to him and again Samuel soul-racking and bacl ng work, have succeeded in fixing four standard styles of collars, each one suited to a certain type of face, There is a collar for the long faced, long necked man, the long faced, short rcked than, and so on. The idea is that the shape of the collar is to offset the peculiarities of the face as much as possible— wide collars for thin faces and vice versa. Under this system wing col- lars must be for light-headed peo- ple. This might be carried much furth- er and men's clothing standardized from head to foot and back to head again, We might have, in addition to the regular styles in footwear, & further dlagnenal last for pigeon- toed men. There could be thick socks for skinny shafts and thin ones for fat legs. In golf stockings this might be carried ¢gven a step further so as to have the stripes or checkerboards at an angle, thus correcting bow legs by making them appear exactly vertical. Of course, collegiate trou- sers are already so large that they, cover up this defect quite com- pletely. Then there might be long coats for short waisted men, coats with artificial fronts for pigeon-breasted fellows, elastic coats for butter and egg men with paunches, and 8o on. Some genius may even put on the market special coats and shirts for one-armed men. Rings_. could be made in special patterns according to the length and thickness of the fingers. Broad-ghested men would wear string ties and human skele- tons array themselves with flowing | tles. Hat manufacturers would pro- duce high hats for flatheads and soft hats for boneheads. Perhaps barbers would join in and arrange special faclal styles, with esmooth-shaven faces for fat men, thick whiskers for chinless men, long beards for short-faced men, and sideburns for sunken-cheeked men. The board of police commissions ers evidently believes in the adage: |“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again,” for the recommendation {for an increase in the number of |officers in the department appears in :;(hc budget for the coming fiscal year, |despite the adverse action of the common council on two occasions in |the past. The recommendation is modified, however, the commission- ers asking merely that a lieutenancy |be created. According to report in municipal |circles, there is considerable senti- {ment in the cogimon council in fa- vor of adding the leutenancy and it will not be surprising if the recom- mendation is adopted. At the pres- ent time, the department has only |one licutenant, and among those in power who do not agree with the commissioners relative to the need for the additional office, the feeling |is general that no particular advan- tage is to be gained through adopt- ing the recommendation, except that someone will be promoted. When Alderman Judd, president of you | pleaded ignorance of the subject. |the council, said, at a recent meet- His father thought then that two |ing that “more patrolmen, if any- such excursions were sufficient, |thing, are needed,” he spoke the Silently he went to a nearby alder |truth. The city is under-policed and thicket and cut a sizeable switch |has been for many years. More pa- which he peeled expertly, He then |trolmen are needed. and the board | advanced to the waiting boy. {of finance and taxation will probably “My son,” he said, “this wall here [Tccommend an appropriation _suffi- lis the first boundary. Please re- |Cicnt to pay for ‘ncreased strength member it.” With that he laid the |In the patrol force. Creating offices, Loy over his knee and administered |however, is something else again, a few ungentle whacks. They pro- |and should be done only when a real »ded to the second houndary and |Beed is shown to exist. | the father Jaid the youngster over | ASa matter of fact, this city pro- T Tt againt |bably will always have less patrol- “My son, here (whack) e |men than it should have. One reason | (whack) have the second (whack) |for this condition is the difficulty in boundary. Please remember (whacl) |S¢ttling on a standard degree of pro- it tection. Some who claim to have On to the fourth and fifth and |Mmade a study of the question insist the remaining boundaries they went [0 Specifying the number of patrol- and at each line young Samuel re. {Men i proportion to the population, ceived a switching which clearly in- |Vhile others are just as positive that |stilled 1n his memory a painful |different cities have individual prob- knowledge of the exact location of [16mS and it is therefore inaccurate the lot lines. to say there should be a certain vidently the boy had recelved |AMount of protection in proportion | sutficient ~education because tho |0 2 stated number of souls in all next spring he pointed out to his |INstances. | tather the boundaries with a rapid- | _Lhe question, for the board of ity which spoke of a well taught |finance and taxation and the com- lowson. The beatings were all that [MON council to decide in this respect Samuel siceded as no exact deeds of |1 Whether the cily at large will be {ransfer wero ever drawmip. With |benefited through increased efficiency the death of the resident went the |1 the police department on account knowledge of the lines which will [°f & new lleutenancy, or is it advis- | prohably never be recovered as the |3b1e: In view of the ever rising cost fit6wn cleric ‘of Beriin, ‘who' haal|0C EOVSITINERE, 10 Priineds 800 o charge of such decds, reports that |(hC budsct and spend it on the no formal papers have ever heen |SLTEts or other improvements. It is e |but one of the many problems the | . |handlers of the municipal purse e |strings will have to attend to'when Wo understand that manufactur- (fho buagets of the various departs g8 of men's collars, after years of |ments come up for action next week, 55 NONSENSE, THE SNOW'S ALL PACKED DOWN AND THE SIRLETS SHOVELED. OVER- SHOES'D JUST BE A NUISANCE TRIES TO PICK WAY' A~ LONG ONE OF RUTS BUT &£T5 A UTTLE SNOW IN SHOE ELOYAS WILLIAMS "twp between elections? SUBURBAN HEIGHTS—OVERSHOE WEATHER - SEES TRED PERLEY HAS (OMES TO CROSSING WHIRE(, OVERSMOES ON. FLRTS (ARG HAVE GROUND SNoW |~ WITH IDEA O 60ING BACK UP INTD SOFT MEALY FOR HI5 BUT KNOWS HED MUSH NEVER HEAR THE LAST OFIT DIDNT REALIZE THE WIND WAS SO SHARP. . HI5 ANKLES ARE KIND OF <OLD 6675 MOSTOF SNOW OUT HEARS TRAIN AND HASTO L0SES BALANCE AND N RACE THROUGH DRIFTS SAVING HIMSELF PLONG= AND SNOW BANKS, WISH E5 LEFT LEG INTO SNw™: ING WITH EVERY STEP HE HAD MINDED HI$ WIFE HOPPING ON ONE T0OOT TRIES T REMOVE SNOW BEFORE IT MELTS