New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 15, 1927, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, ral office. In the case of the ments, police business the entire state will chronicled in every police headquar- New Britain Herald| " HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY throughout be instantly Teeued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg, 67 Church Btreet largest agricultural publishing firms police depart- | in the country. Its magazine is never seen in the cities but circulates on the farms. It perhaps is a credit to New England publishing that a magazine can be successfully mark- Lawyers would get theirs, even if nobody left wills, but it wouldn't be quite so interesting as a sport. | Correct this sentence: “I began a | houschold budget plan on January first,” said she, “and shall keep it THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations true soldier and was pulled from the splintered wreck yelling loudly that his right ankle was probably broken and let me at Joe Zilch. * All this wasn't so bad until we started down. We had borrowed Bil- ly Benson's sled without stopping to ask Rhim of the idiosyncrasies of the ters, so that a running story of all crime throughout the commoniwealth | | will always be on tap for the in- formation and use of the | ton Journal, therefore, we glimpse The high tax-rate bugaboo has al- nents. The moment a crime is com- | this illuminative bit of evidence re- T e e mitted in New Haven, for instance, | gurding how it is being done: 25 Years Ago Today Send all communieations t0 Fun ||y iy of the munloipal government ls‘l::'f:m :::hammu "m e :":‘; now that it is definitely known what the grand list next year will be and will be orwarded to New York. ||| 14t but a fow thousand dollars in additional tax revenue can be count- ed on therefrom. Already thepark and public works departments have signified thelr in- tention of asking additipnal allow- ances for 1927-1928; construction of the world war memorial will neces- |sitate an addition to the mill rate much higger kick from |0 that a part payment can be made on the shaft; the salury list now ap- pears likely to be hoosted somewhat, up all year. Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndicate On. the City. and Its People thing. Just ater we started we found that the steering bar was about a® effective as near bear. We pulled it to the right and the sled kept right on going straight; we pulled it to the left and the sled kept right on | going straight; we let it alone and | chance one or two of the group don't the sled went right and left and owfi or play instruments, but they|sashayed down the center. Through will go out and rent some and make a small alder thicket and over a the night hideous and convince radio | four foot bank that left us limp, we fans that there s a blooper around | went, We narrowly missed two trees the neighborhood. Then it will|and a fence post and we skirted a probably be found that you have | berry patch so closely that some three pianists and no drummer, or | waving fronds left marks of their four sax players and no violinist, or | caresses on our faces. On and on that cornetist and banjoistare the | we went and the farther we went same man. Even if you do have a the faster we went, We do not doubt proper balance of instruments, the | but what we wswould have in time orchestrations which you purchase | reached Orlando, Florida, if it had- eted 8o far removed from the cen- ter of population. From the Letvis- SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Montha 75c. & Month. depart- picked. But things are much worse if you start a small t the police in New Britain will learn :Ayv o .n'ofi‘;fifi‘,:f?f' ;{:: of the affair, with a description of | the persons to watch for. Forward- | ing of such information the | telephone to separate police offices will be avoided. The state will be | 1bed with police wires and al that much harder When a publishing house is able to deliver its second-class mail from Augusta, Maine, to points in the outhwest, via steamers, freight and | liveries from entry post office in Dallas, Texas, in quicker time, at cost than by entry in the post &8s Becond Clase Mall Matter. 2 Policeman Cosgrove had an un- pleasant experience last night. He had a messoge to a special officer| It's the Open Scason for 'Em! | in the Russell & Erwin boiler house, | Something like a hockey stick a and as he went in the steam pre- sense of humor, Folks, | vented nhim from seeing a coMl| A funny stick to take along and office at Augusta, Maine, it would | \ater basin six feet deep. M whack at care and fret, | ook as though congress might as | gopned into this and plunged to the | So let's go armed with one each day, attention to things | y5¢¢om, heing soaked from head to | and practice up our strokes, alt immediate solution than | geey ang knocked out of breath by how LSRN iscuasTon R0 £ Lo IO He found he could not routine living we can get! that o engross it. This publishing | e i P e | Eatered at the Post Ofice at Now Britatn | | over TELEPHON® CALLS | 925 6 Office Roome: Businest Editoria honeycol fraternity will have sledding te elude fia aehy The only profitable advertising medinm | rimin i the City. Circulation books and press room aiways open 1p advertisers. i g capture. e ‘This is a good way to fight Nothing is crime, o Member of the Associated Press. 2o it e S The Associated Press 1a exclusively en- t to U use for -publication jof all news credited to it or not otherwlse credited In this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Burean of Circulation. The A. B. C. i a natlonal organization which furnt tisers with a strictly honest analysie of clrculation. Our efrculation statiatice are based upon this audit. This insures protection against traud 1n #paper distribution figies to both Dat local advertisers, The Herald fs on sale dally in New York at Hotaling’s Newsetand, Times Bquare; Bchultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Btreet. —The center of the Mexican row Senator-elect Smith sded to has shifted. of fight for h 1llinois has de seat Has n the there ever been a time wh salary question came up in the Common Cc hout spirit- back files 1 ar in the 1 and c servant has ed verl Go th how of history to much to pay a civi ways been a mooted question. church 1 by within lhe sale of the First building and site is recomme; place Such things take a committee to take the next five years. time, but when the n built on West Main street it will be one in which the congregation will be justified in taking pride. ew structure is itten the isted this was being w had f west. —As weather bureau cold wave from the times this sces pri whether the weather forecasters are a we w ies newspapers and adver- | By the | know | 0 fective in this connel captur disco ction as greater crtainty of MORE ROOM NEEDED BY THE STATE e state’s much beloved be strete if the building an expenditure pay-as- ou-go policy wi :d to the breaking point program calling for 1s followed nt with of C 8,500,000 Yet facts can doubt no one the conver: tt in which to func- t that the state more office space tion in behalf of the public. Most of the departments have out- zrown tl nt quarters ir pre T} motor vel outgrown its cubb in the itol. re being procured the building is [ filled with people, providing a jam v Y hours. something suggestive of a 1 ork subway s during rush Members of the the scene eve ation Legislature are on two years, addi while workers in the public there s to the confusion, pitol and the gene on various errands find the situation to their liking. not remotely private concern would not think of | | treating customers in such wbby fashion. needs cle department has | hole | When licenses | | tisements. | detract from the space a A Legislators have had frequent op- | to note conditions in to conclud portunity capitol and it is safe the | they are eager to remedy them. They | coss this year. UNFOUNDED CHARGES IN DIVORCE ACTION | are getting wound up for the pro- | house not only does this but it can save thousands of dollars a year. The decreaso in the second-c mail since 1920 amounts to 21,15 441 pounds annually. This is the only form of postage that has de- clined in amout. Its decrease is ac- rating. The government has lost income so far of $7,000,000 by the distribution of newspapers and periodicals. The government not know the reason but the American Newspaper Publishers’ association knows. If the ion wants publications to use the mails e e e that will enable them to do busine cele an riment and shrinks The post office | congress, it from granting rates on account of the space occu- adver- » that | the a ads through the mails at a low rate, al- it would be willing to dis- “pure literature’ a The folly of this is that the s matter do not allotted to to the is low second-cl: pied in publications by t The government claim r need not though ite " at trit a er rate, ids in second cl literature, but merely add It is just as cheap to handle bulk. a larger sized publication as a and there is no objection for increased | small one; by publishers to pay Correction of minor blunders | made in the postal rate Ir*l:l.\lu(mn‘ 925 is well under way. One-cent mailing of postage on private will be returned, the bill the flouse. The matter—publications- cards passed rates second-c when mailed by other than publish- low- | having | on | he was ch out. He sai was not hot ish Luther: night. 1 subscribed Charles=M. may | er of the Alderman ion ment ditions in | owners tho tate the commitiee tion couns | changes 1 would pro Farmer sec was adopte Swift € held | received tk the form o hams Charles York T, M was | ture H N ‘TREADLESS TIRES FOR NEW 800 000 MOTOR Smooth inves! Tir Withstand Speed of 200 | d he an o pasto towar Hult 1 Otto huilding comn; irits into the ate have confer el in n the onded 1 he call ¢ lapel wer Dig c, to to the workmen heard him and pulled him was glad the The annual meeting of the Swed- urch man, reported that $5,000 had been s the new church. cngston a mem- c 1 th nt hly w or the show. sold a New animal was shipped | Sald to Successfull Miles Per Eng Will Need It and the other Grace: “Freddie Hornblower such a fascinating fellow! Why, knows all the lang | world.” Eugene: dies.” bone before is he | of the under- water to mount. s held last “He'll need it _when he G. Oh- w Rev. |ments is assured. As a fact the school FUGITIVI ROM J Out of Bondage Christmas s ¢ or reason those who, wher it, whine. it's very pleasant ose and buy a present tives and girls and fric of m STICE | |ands of was elected t 1 th son; uations. With all these m(xDJu(ml a sce no ommon council ¢ health depart crowded con- and have 1 clean and sani the ardinance ith the corpora ard to have | Perhaps why I'm so linances which | il of p i health, Mr. 3till so responsive ition. It thrills |1aid out for them. to you as funny | Unplea; put up the money be, it the last o {mill rate. nds | {cials. |ered their efficiency. impossible to carry on 0 reso visited Irews- | and people of the A afternoon 1 To pay my Christ- as hills! — Horvath opening | R. Andrews Souvenirs in | s and min ¢ way. | ttending the asper J. . . Another of Life's Mysteries i call a girl a kitten s tickled most to death; | 1e's apt to kiss you | Tl you gasp to catch your breath. | Tt certatnly is funny How humans do beha Just call a man a puppy And you're flirting with the grave Marion Harriman nough |ruthless slashing of ence to a higher rate overnment. An interesting, | search is on in result in the discover; the hunters are sec 1 |it may come to an | with nothing accomplist to do with the rcason | revision committee answered an ad and |42 ‘device to cut my coal | quated system his pacing Rochell¢ Tair Briggs: “I $5 for bills in t Blake: sent of | police court, which wr | surprise growing out of |ations of the revisionists. It had been expected, "[‘il"l reason, that | would recommend in its {the common council, id they send you?” pair of scissi Alma Dinneen ¥ MS FROM THI NEWS Hour. DARKTOWN and, Jan. . incidental costs of zovernment have shown a tendency That the amount of additional tax revenue will be insufficient to meet |the demands of the several depart- matter of department draft is likely to be several thous- dollars in excess {will be obtained from increased val- facts mind the board of finance and taxa- you talk about |tlon has no avenue into which to |turn other than that of an advanced The present rate, mills, has heen shown to be too low in the opinion of present city offi- In an effort to curb an ad- vance in the rate several |ments were cut to a point that low- by making it the work | and failed to amendment affecting the conducting | presentation of the state’s cases in | s over- of what in 23% depart- ant as a taxrate boost may is doubttul if a question of I political expediency will be permit- ted to dominate the deliberations of | 'the finance board to a degree that | There is the solo fiend, who wants a E departmental | |estimates will be accepted in prefer- | and efficient though not exciting ew Dritain. It may v of the quarry again rupt conclusion | hed. the charter adopt | 1t has anti- the the big the deliber- with suffi- the committee & that the office eport to will not fit them, and the drummer and C melody sax tootler will probably Lave to look over the first violinist’s shoulder. Rehearsals are bound to be ghast- ly things. There is the faltering novice who car't keep up with the others, who cannot read music any too well, «und who displays his indi- viduality by striking the wrong notes every few scconds. There is the expert who can almost play with his eyes shut and hands tied but who insists upon jazzing and inserts runs and trills which are supposed to be “hot.” There is the sprinter who in- sists upon running up the tempo of every piece until it sounds like a | horse race. There is the aspiring dic- tator who criticizes everyone else on | their time, notes, posture, and ex- pression, thereby confusing the whole orchestra at critical moments. There is the forgetful dumbbell, who fails to come in with his solo notes at the proper time and who con- tinues madly on into others' solos. single-handed chorus for himself on every selection. There is the shrink- ing violet who will not recognize his own ability and refuses to play as | loudly as he should; he pairs off in horrible fashion with the blatant blah, who fairly tears the ceiling off | by sheer wind force. Add the little tricks which each piece has as proof of its- individ- | tality, the difficulty of corralling any given number of players for rehearsal at one time, the plaints of neighbors who must listen to the horrific cachinnations, the squabbles over which pieces are to be played and often they may be repeated, the | difficulties of arranging the players |50 that they will not look like a | skirmish line nor yet a subway jam, and the question of whether vocal choruses sound worse than instru- mental and yow have enough to keep 't been for a log that lay across our wavering path. The log stood still, the sled stood still and we kept go- ing. We know now how a swallow, fecls on one of its short flights. Only a swallow has no collar down which three pounds of snow might | tilter. As we said in the beginning, if You want Joe Zilch shot or poisoned or thrown in the river.. s sl g “GYM AT STANLEY SCHOOL APPROVED State Will Pay Costs, Committes Is Informed The Parents ciation of and Teachors' asso- the Stanley school, through Miss Anne C. Murnane, principal, has requested the school board to provide gymnasium equips ment at a cost of approximately $60. Her letter was presented to the board at yesterday's mecting by George W. Traut, chairman of thg finance committee, to whom it was addressed. plaining. the letter Committee~ man W. H. Day who is a member of the organization said equipment was needed. It was suggested that since the Stanley school was a state training school the state should pay for the equipment. Supt. Holmes explained that Prin- cipal Marcus Vhite of the Normal school called and said that the state was willing to assume the expense. On motion of Commissioner Traut it was decided to refer the letter to White, Edited by Onyx and Flor ers or news agents, likewise will 1 3 ngl A (Supervised by Paul S. Powers) The prese e | of assistant prosecuting attorney be | | abolished and a new office created, Soc | 50 as to provide for two prosecutor: Oddladies [on equal footing and with equal light re- | salaries, but not a whisper was emit- | ted even when the subject of two | dgships of court was under dis- | on. Hence the search. There may or may not be as much need two prosecuting attorneys > Horse and several { as for two judges, but it is firmly be- oyed a coon hunt |lieved by well informed citizens that De name ob de | the police court in a city the size of Banana. | New Britain, doing the amount of | TUntil last e * | busin, the court does, without | thought of Joe Zilch as a friend of Adenoid Fuzzley g reasonable expectation of a decline, | but no more. No indeed. 1f S ke | owner ob a new He passed | should have the dual prosecutor |you want him shot or poisoned or and check Mon- fsystem. The present salary list pro- | thrown in the river, give us a ring | {vides §3000 for the prosccuting at- [and we'll call around. Service just | torney and $1500 for the assistant. [like those ads that you'll read after | The assistant is on duty when called | you got through devouring this. The pshoot was el | upon throughout the year but there | reason? He got up a sliding party, | T “‘l 0 "* | VI" l‘w pr Eacza] \ d i or)_\m»: system. We did not unsuspectingly fall for STESTA'S” mec ortiNon A~ ’\ : ‘w y31u\- C v.mm, mmnv? nnmft' Pre- | the scheme. We considered the prob- e by Darktown's leading profes- ent «0'“._! cases and uvlnnl'm all the ilem from all angles before we made | dutics of the oflicc every day fur’mu— decision to join the grqup. We any normal man’s hands continual- ly raking through his hair. And then, when all is ready and ou are booked and in place at a dance, all preparation is in vain, for no matter how or what you play you Will be deluged with requests and | complaints from the black bottom | fiends to play faster, to repeat the last number, to play some picce you | left out of your repertory, or, may- | | hap, merely to get out and stay out. oss tires, tests here be used the obiles” built s with the hope r and thhs records now 1 others jlemen or wheth- | w2 The matter of naming the new school on Vance street was referred to a committee on names. Since Chairman Joseph M. Hal- loran of the school accommodations committee was presiding George Le- Witt read the recommendations of the committee as follows: That the school accommodations committee be anthorized to contract with the Warren Holmes-Powers company for architectural services for the new building on Clinton street; that | the committee be given power to purchase two pianos at $250 and $500 and a moving picture machine for the new Lincoln school on Stecle street; that it being entered in the minutes of the meeting that a formal opening will be held in evelt school, Friday, Janu- and that the old Burritt be ed to the custody of the board of finance and taxation. Commenting on the latter recom- mendation Mr. LeWitt said he re- ed his first education in that school and little did he know that it would be he who would motion for dismantling it. The finance committee reported the following recommendations: For authority to purchase 45 folding chairs for the Central Junior High school at a tolal cost of $184.50 nd for ithorityy to expend $135 | for side and back draperies for state at Nathan Hale school. Authority was asked by the test book committee for permission to purchase Whitback's Industrial geography for junlor high school use and to purchase Troquols Sei- ence note book for Senior High school. - The matter of seating accommo- dations for the New Britain-Hart« ford High school game in 1927 was referred to a special committee. Permission was granted Supty Holmes to attend the national school superintendents’ convention at Dale las, Texas. The annual custom of appointing a salary committee consisting of the finance And teachers’ committes was followed by a vote of the board. Graduation dates for the senior and two junior high schools was de- cided upon as follows: Senfor high w.cm Friday, January 28, at 2 p. Central Junlor high school, 'x Nursday, January 27, at 2 p, m.; Nathan ”.1]»‘ Junior high school, Friday, January 2§, at 10 a. m. [Cats Foster Mothers For Foxes on Ranch Washington, Jan. 15 (United Pre bby cats as foster moth- ers for young foxes is the newest development in the fox industry of Vancouver Island, Canada, the De- pa ment of Commerce announced. During the breeding season, when the mother foxes are too nervous to | nurs their own offspring, fox ranchers have discovered that com- mon cats make acceptable substi- tutes and are now generally kept r that purpose on the 40 fox nches of the island. cientific gen v in the growing r exac i is to make exaggerated charges, ome of which may be proven. I 1 of propagandizing th radically lowered. have almost enti spapers by er they quali anks o of ely elimir wisecrackers. st met ings it are not proven serve the effect | sonding of e a friend. al by Congress, new Monday I3 and consisting ob blackballs cre served. Mrs, Simpy Poke was Mlected High Girand Custodian ob de | cl Colden Crochet Needle. B . public mind | yjqual to Ref revise the ward m pays the - at Northa College ampton | being permitted to smoke, it perhaps West Shia = fore the trial starts, helping liti- | howev United St to peepholes yes experimental rubber 11in the Newspape eyes zants to blacken characters and win- scond-class rates down- gtood rmen glued t in was-natural that the boys at granted the anti-smoking ning sympathy for the ly means that the public ng th and support Point were me privi- " " lege. The military college doesn't sce have worked very well, as we he-man zht indirectly while speds Tir is, party m arges. T CrenRed fue ritf Charl Zens ¢ rule at the n an of | It is quite ea r to i have offi- sy to make a Factsand Fancie Quit plain illy of some magnitude so long as a cas It some of | lay evenir was Mr. Jet | is headed toward court anyway. 00 miles | coc 200 mi coon k we had always tood the required speed W ading of s stripped off explosion door of the shed. { The great rac nned to send to the United States test on Florida n enti type fitted down lon: pounds. never known a army 3 who didn’'t know how to dogr artistry. is found th hout inary t Lmaley i hour ove cer handle o e i his fag with so | the charges are unjustified they are | | thrown out; yet if the party obtains | respect to what re- | et LAt public mind | faith j is to overlook the fact that it was | two. ew years i g strangt | / e | not granted upon the strength of all | |4 e but o ems about as un- civilized as ever By Robert e of | before T autos a divoree with X : & red ho ins the effect in t % Mr. Borah lost i at pec 'EADY INCREASE IN GRAND LIST It was just a wheh | thd &ty for the first tim showefl; "asdesstients '1\’m~n; the $100,000,000 mark, which was re- garded as bighly gratifying and in- | dicative of constant growth. Now the ecity's grand list has reached | m in the age of .o Sporting Extra annual ¢ lay eve g car, e or beach, Shaped with tire wind pr | the charges, but merely upon those which were considered serious herwise ey and cut e is of ! 5 o passes enough to warrant the divorce. charges made divoree suit that o lingers i 1 Ar. Bunion Cornpad. AMONg | {hree months, or six months 1f ho | aistrust parties of all kinds since nal, other offerings, Mr, Cornpad W e irie ecinel S q“w:i }mn“;’; cared to, or if his health and private | the Halloween affair when we nearly Darkown Nows, e arocn €9 |ractice would permit, and on the|| drowned ducking for mpples and. thy $111,164,022, an increase of $5,607.- |\ oy <iits themselves, Sometimes| Our own prophecy: 1927 will be |T . e : core by innings was as follows: | et hand, h‘; coud ”]; on the as | Christmas party when we found out : " | as suc 1 . Sometimes | B8 Ve ok sistant cvery day for a long perio o ¢ > mistlel 996, in one year, with the prospect e i ohpeldhs Ven ey mno of thosc mint o 11-11-Little Joe-7-7-Roxears-11- | * {1 S f6 5 € perlod. that tho girl under the I atistog) ByHiz, agin. ettt . It s manufac ApE i e South-7-7-7-11-Sixty nder the dual prosceutor system, | didn't believe in old t aditions, But i concomitant of I CEILE heam Motorcar e 17 B lone man would carry on the nlli:-v[xm scemed so innocent, so harmles d open diplo- | collaboration with - that we joined up with {hr N , |Pas e Deeatur_g. | 1 @ stated period of time, on a t e apan 1 oil firms, < rangement with the other, Ic:whwwul| scarcely a qualm, too far. Contale Alas some in un- the suspicion Senators espouse contrary. Unwarranted connection with a i to, be rtunately are nearly as common | LU [i55 ; | b wrise from fon, at w of another fair upward the others other times are the | indignation or the desire to obtain | revenge. Such charges should not he | accepted as fact until in court, When they are not proven | they should be dismissed from the | taken for | the coming year. Open plumbing ax c 1soline anc by Louis A. se in the grand list has macy are ght, | is going a bit The incre not been of epoch-making character, which probably is due mostly to the sments in previous | | public mind and | g 1 merely In different would have cqual duties and com-| At the hill, we halled each othe pensation. The work would be evenly | with glee and shouted, “Isn’t this divided, and, it is helieved, the re-|fun?’ Somebody must always shout sults would be satistactory. It would | that phrase to start off the round be logical to decrease the salary of |of casualties. Until somehody sa the prosecuting attorney —and in-|“Isn't this fun?” cverything rung crease that of the assistant, because | along smoothly but as soon as one the former would have léss work | person lets out #hat sentence things |than at present, while ¢he rt 10 go blooey, They did, 3 w have a sizeable inc First it was the Watkins', and responsibility, had been warned that Junior Wat- Whether the common council will | kins' sled was never built for see fit to insert the amendment or|pounds (figuring 150 for Hatt mercly approve the report of the re- {and 193 for I'red) but they wouldn't visionists remains to be seen. It is|listen. Half way down the hill| probable, however, that the recom- | Junior was out exactly one sled mendations of the latter will be |when the frail thing erumpled in a ulopted, hecause the workings of the | startling manner that brought Ired cgislative organizations at Hartford |and Hattie up against an elm {ree may reasonably be expected to me- |with a smart wallop, rybod complish what the senator and rep- | laughed. at that except the Watkins resentatives favor. Past experience | They departed—limping and mutter. | has proven the futility of remon- | ing. g strance by “the peepul”, and unless| The Thomases there Is a surprise equal to that oc- | steering them casioned by the committee's silence | wire § on the matte the charter as | tho amended will omit new reference to | oy (‘\‘n p\u.\: iting for| hands. Now the Thomases won't | two years at least, speak to Bd and he keeps saying e that it wasn't his fault and it Char. ofmetinlc " |ley Thomas liasn't got anymore sense —until they attempt to [than to drag his left fo | major form punishment and | who is going to pay fo glasse | ra with garrote, It doesn't | Y matter if one has a thousand or a | sextet to chose from, the problem is dust as hard. If the candidates are numerous, tlicre are wearying try- [ outs, with the wrong ones probably being selected and the * failures claiming favoritism even if the best do happen by some chance to be . Want Ads Female Johs of Work craved for | my wife, See Mr. Napoleon Cuma- part if you means husines R ix FOUND DID NOT. Anyone who s 1 found Amos Washington's | pocketbook am liar. Anthracitie Willi | sneeze . proven San Francisco Harbor To Be Deepened Soon Fr 5. (United s fact that the assc years were fully as high as the cir- ¢ When there ir an in- not visco, hy shiy because they were filed. divorc cumstances warranted, in the ve wondered w on times | is an increase ; coast New Pr crease in means slow ¢ approa they procced slowly Golden Gate into t al Governy t has just | ope How Landis ve enjoyed | hor o ol llini's autobiograp W really som cis a y hy nd is not | ¢ than ot} e o nts de- need when n't really 2 a. m, risa time suit may make 108! the bAbY. do¢ a matter of an improved system of t ‘!H | rhor : books, ars to be a minimum of party to such a keeping t orthe-Tiles, a dozen serious charges in addition | drink of apps ol guesswork 1l system of o S el | ¢ all “Did Noah have when he went ¥nto d Hubert, my her day. hegin deepen- e ) feet and when | o of | ongon re will from two of everythi the Ark, Dad young the S the har- which ry in There to on which alone, if prov- ™ \ssessme sors, it is ing th but t will harbor to 4 I answered, “w n how did he gdivide trousers among his N | any | vident, have done their work R The steady aeon two three Amer s country ance disapprove American policy, having bombed ar nch considered I Latin- s Kept otk is comp cost i growth of tl 1ind would Lk —Mrs. K. A. Gresczoll L entire | ful appraisal 1s produced by with Ed Winslow ran into a barbed ce and eame up looking as sh they had tricd to snlulx a of wildeats with their bare | [ HAD AN AWFUL SCARE. TODAY, PERCY ! ) HEARD THAT SOME IDIOT HAD FALLEN OUT OF AN OFFICE WINDOW AND ) FELT SURE IT WAS all new property inz case was the advent spirits among t ngth of t i wnd Observation AL AID : - i On The Weather g gat 2 R n who made t German MECHANI( TO THIE story ne Thousa music-lov 5 souls are ons policemen 10 ¢ TR R th central headquarte A 18 SEOR D ks e his ). — | | slasses, | Maurice Rodgers, who had laughed | | so loud and long their when the others | had met Nemesis, skidded down acro: small brook that | (hadn't frozen quite solid. He \\';rs' fished out in an apoplectic condition and was taken home babbling of | pneumonia, A tobogzan filled with happy | | roisterers started down the hill with | | whoops and checrs. Haltway down, | ;hc end passenger who happened et o . e George Williams, slid off anc 105 a8k ek soung: foxen i continued most of the way down ut"” ully planned, with the flnest & sitting position which was hard on | fresh fruit and meat as the main clothes and harder on him., The|°CUrse on their daily menu, » | NCXL to fall was a girl who catapult-| SiVer fox pelts, in sales held re- ice |ed into a snow bank which sn‘”””" o 1 s I.”.m”':hl o compftely oovered Unor el s | (.6 9300 b AUDMSNUBL ELORI scarching party spent ten precious | ot fox Dreeding in Vancouver has minutes locating her. She was foung | °°°""°® in the past five years. in hysteries and a blackbe rry bush under two feet of snow. The third 10t caught in the rope and was dragged down by the left foot much to her audible discomfort. The two remaining passengers viewed with rday the Judge gave | Alarm the approaching stone wall S hnTa it and one of them deserted ship Robert L. Judell | enough to land seven feet away on (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction & bare patch which wasn't exact- | READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS Forbidden) |1y soft. The last stuck it out like a | FOR YOUR WANTS utornobile, SECOND CLASS MAIL BY FREIGHT order it is s ‘em, believe me.” Teeteher: “The mar Annie Tim Mary O'Whoo she hates veg'tables, | And to offer her meet aint no use But show her a dish full of creem crowbar loose.” be commur werd i ‘pri- central st sary to i tion in a b Another Wonderful i t i called me | And » L 100l ou ch is i which primary o consequence —J. G. Eaton haps most ¢ RANTO RECOGNIZED Moscow (United Press). Telegrama | in Tisperanto are now accepted at the Soviet state telegraph offices, in obedience to an order just issued by the government. Esperanto has also found an official place on several ues of Russian stamps The Way He Petors: “The year have eleven months, irtney: “What makes you think | Figured Tt T 1927 will only m which has been in unication. 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