New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 29, 1926, Page 6

New Britain Herald : m PUBLISHING COMPANY —— Issued Dally (Sunda; At Hersid Bidg, 67 SUBSCRIPTION RATES " l' Yt‘l’h Moaiba res Moaf fic. & Month. Bxoepted) urch Street. Entered at the Pest Ofice at New Britatn as Second Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONB CALLS Bugioess OfMice Editorial Rooma “The only profit in the City. Clreulation books room always open to sdvertisers, Member of the Assesiated Press. The Assoclated Prese (s exclusively em- titled to the use for re-publication ef all news credited to it or not otherwise credited fa this paper and also local aews published thersin, tisers with a strictly honest analys! circulation. Our elrculation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures Drotection against fraud In newspaper distribution figuise to both national and local advertisers. The Herald fs on sale dally i New Yark t Hfltlnnl’l Newsstand, Times Square; Bchults's Newsstauds, Entrance Grand Central, 4nd Street. e e —When a lawyer has a row in public with another lawyer it i3 al- ways worth at least $100 in publicity to each. —The legislators are beginning to stow away the old sap buckets and have their wives press the best suits of clothes. ~They have been having severe floods in the south, where there is no snow to hold back the churning waters. —ILet the tion chemigta begin doping up {llu- minating gas and perhaps they can save some lives instead of helping the undertaking business. —The public has praised the post office workers, and the latter have praised the public. The mutual good will fits in well spirit. —Now static 18 being blamed on the sun, a scientist claiming it is 0ld Sol's method of taiking to us. The bright fellow apparently is al- ways finding tault, —Obviously, Judge Alling could have retained his judgeship and ex- functions attorney general at the same time; surprised few when he annour he would not do so. ercised his as ed —It runs in the family. have Sarah Schuyler Butler, daugh- ter of holas Murray Butler, in the Here we business of giving political advice to | these who need it. And like that us-‘ ually disbursed by her illustrious dad, it comes under the heading of veing good. —Don’t blame Charles C shunning the radio mike. It is im- possible to s feet worlk the radio, appreciate a antic. The pantomime comedians do e big over nor comic not conform with the requirements | of this modern invention. The jok sters, like Will off. Rogers, are HARTFORD COUNTY PRODUCTS When th Republica cffice in will have the flavor of a Hartford | te take January the obser bull, governor; Ben Alling, general; and tary of state. rancis Pallotti, se O MORE VARIETY OF “VARIABLE WEATHE It was Mark who was the first to frankly tell the Twain, of truth about “New England weather.” We have been bragging about it ever We get varieties in a shorter since, more different space of time than any other section of the con « distinetive. New try, which makes us quit It variety is the spice of life, England has the After such a day as was inflicted upon us need be the weather yesterday said. Tt Alpha were was the ne nd Ome, plug 1f bad ollect ultra, a ively suffered pneumonia and co The snow which ful the of slush in the looked so day before turned into \eres city streets, yet it was surprising how the the piles 4 curbs refused to melt u pelting ot the 1rops. perature, of course, w treez in no hurry to leav And the branel they unfolded to t fcy coating —w pretty much inconvenienc ting about under the dismal cir but um stances, sltght artist By t thers recompe hough they b time this sees print we may an entirely different brand ther-—and, true to Ne try Aaere is anything quite useless in this | 'ller of states it is grumbling about government's prohibi- | with the holiday | byt he | plin for better | attorney | - | result | tent. | nual last word in spice. | " nothing more | it. The thing we should cultivate,is to enjoy it! IMPARTIALITY PAR EXCELLENCE We are utterly impartial in our little effort to establish a neutral zone of common sense in Nicaragua, a zone where the dove of peace can alight without danger. Secretary of State Kellogs, that Senator Berah {s bent upon starting an investigation of the Nicaraguan disturbance, has told the world that federals as well as rebels will ba disarmed it they come within the neutral zone If both sldea could be lured into this zone and quietly disarmed the war would automatically stop. noting FIVE CENT BUS RATES Transportation in New York can- not go heyond five cents per head, for politjcal reasons, It was gener- ally believed that the subways could stand the five cent fair on account of their mass transportation; busses, it was believed, could never accede to such a low rate. The new bus lines to be estab- lished next month, it is said, will be kept down to that rate of fare. The impossible apparently has been achieved. Intelligent commentators, however will wait until they see what the balance sheet shows after the first year of operation, If the New York five-cent bus lines pay, without sub- sldies from the city, it will be a tre- mendous victory for this style of transportation. Mass. bus transportation wil be at hand; but every bus must be manned by operator and conductor | and must furnish its own motive power. The company operating the Fifth avenus busses for years has main- tained it could not show a profit unless it charged ten cents a rider. People believed the claim. They may still believe it a year from now, or they may realize fully that busses can be cheaply as subways or street cars. PUTTING A RANK ODOR INTO ALCOHOL Although this business of doctor- ing alcohol is distasteful to contem- plate, it is patent that if the gov- ernment insists upon discouraging the use of industrial alcohol for bootlegging purposes it is better to than to load it with poison. fuses to accept the responsib | distillation of the present output, at operated as | fill the stuff with a revolting odor | | the mounting death toll” from re- | material and when manufactured, I this isn't providing freight for the railroads, nothing does. Some of this freight is hauled by trucks, but as most of it gogs over long distances, the percentage is small, YALE'S FIRST PLAY When Professor George P. Baker came to Yale from Harvard the an- nouncement read he did so with pleasure because of the opportunity tor greater artistic play presentation, ete,, at New Haven. With the Yale playwrighting school in full blast n. terest in the first production was high. It is with a feeling of aston- ishment that one discovers critics calling it “vile,” Instead of artistic. Not “vile” in the sense of poor craft- manship, but “vile” in the sense'it is 30 true to life in Chécago that the underworld I8 so faithfully depleted that decent folk are amazed and af- fronted. The play, entitled “Chicago,” is |} from the pen of Miss Maurine Wat- kins, a member of the second year | class of the Yale Art School's e- partment of the drama. She had been a reporter in Chicago and | wrote a play on things as she found them. Professor John C. Archer, a tellow member of the Yale faculty —being head of the department of missions of the Yale divinity school —got up after the first act and an- nounced he could stand no more of 16 “Why not leave the lid on | the (& sewer and keep the stench from the | nostrils,” plaintively asked the di vinity school professor, That, folks What does the public | is a question, Ray for, to sce nice, plays, or some stuff from real ]|.f1~,‘! Does the publiec want to know how | the other half lives, or is it merely willing to see its own reflection in | the stage looking glass? To our way of thinking, the head | of a divinity school s no competent judge of playwrighting. If he thinks hasn't seen much. Granted it is a | bad play, one reaking with filth, but | | this may merely guarantee that it will be a resounding success when it reaches New York. They go in for that sort of thing nowadays with zest; the pleasant, ladylike plays seem to be having hard sledding in a metropolls which seemingly wants | to ace things as they are, not as ro- | mantic dreamers would like to paint them. 12 From the news report of the New | Haven Journal-Courier one does not find much regarding | what it's all about. Under a large | page one head one finds the divinity professor's opinion but | not a line about the play itself. This | apparently is in line with a u-mmv | illumination featured, | the same time it is admitted gener- due to the denaturants used to industrialize al- cohol. defense in Iy that the deaths are The government has a strong the ‘that this | was done before prohibition, was the | law. Be that as it m that there is a leakage of 13 tement Ogallons ally, which fall into the hands of bootleggers, and much of it is no doubt unfit for use in ges. The large deaths from hootleg drink in | York during Christmas is evidence that the stuff is unsafe. | bever: The prohibition force under the direction of General Lincoln C. | drews has a problem before it, the saving the victims of un- | scrupulous bootleggers from them- It is not theor: problem of selves, | that confronts the government, It is not enough to say the lower class f hootleggers ought to have sense enough hol for their wares; It the not to use denatured but they do it. government can achieve its 4NCES | ang of discouraging the use of de- | | natured alcohol in drinks by filling | county day, featuring John Trum-| " .y stuff having such a rank odor that nobody can drink it, the will at least save lives, HOW AUTOMOBILES HELP RAILROADS Motor trucks are competing with he railroads for short haul frelght, ate wnd the pri duced anger travel to some ex- on the whole the rail- gained from the develop- But roads have nent of the he automobile industry. National Automobile ber of Commerce has issued its an- of batch statis! re the as the year they labelled “pr correct can automotive industry in 1926, and was not yet quite over when were issued, they elimin they re quit nied From these one finds th 000 carloads of autom ipped over the railronds lugs 1o- substantial ‘for ‘th he year. That assure ing sometl railronds, it ing how they the and 1ed ippreciate 15 Indic by me freight auto industry ctured, i3 using cent nd is us oft All shipped over the rallygads, both in v, it is clear | 000,- | number of | W An-| but practice | alco- | automobile has re- | Cham- irding | raw | style of news reporting, but it is one n old-timer does not gr It it de. broadcast vile | reason that clear cl | not be necessary catly appre- | is that ought med “news"” to| “Chicago™ is there to be some | | ciate. | why it class comes and hat under cation, some indication ication ds correct. 1 given the should for all the ested to foree themselves to flack to the play in order to | the fuss is about. As thi | stana, The | have press inter- e what al ts now | this is the only thing to do. Yale professor could done no hetter had he heen a | agent for the Nothing insures success divinity play. so emphatically as he is the type of general It ing a and indecent—the net statement | made. like vile every pe age will want to read it to see | the anl is book result is o with a curiosity whether tion is justified. | Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN | | 1t must be casy [size magazine if around a livery to edit a po you ance los stable, | You caw't tell. There | thousands of Chicago fol worry abeut the Armenia | In the wicked old days the sloppy ldrunk present was a bum, net the | nost. | | may who still | s, sidewalks B dent ea (o repair. Tey have | They pla | Fables: the had There man expecte X refund, |ana than are carly everybody inwardly pine while passing a a is ke try to gentleman you must Heing a happy: If beipg Only atty tive Note to Loth parties, as old Omar would have saidit: payer his cash and let the credit go. the truck and a telephone pole, {from the villags | she, a Turnbull genteel parlor | ! that Yale play i3 bad he evidently | | | unable Give the between the devil New style: “betwe Old style: sea. ‘Whether a man got his seat righteously depends largely on how badly the party needs him. After the old-fashioned boy shoveled the snow off the walk and | filled the wood box, it wasn't a thrill he yearned for, but a chalr. 1f & boy can always think up some reason to quarrel with his friends, he probably won't be a Republican Study character. Then you tell whether the man is free of bad habits because he's plous or because he's stingy. sentence: “He m to the city,” right on goiny Correct this “hut hureh.” kept tax- and en a un- had can oved said | g to| | Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndicate 25 Years Ago Today | The statement which the accrediggd to Fjre Marshal An that the new gram addition has no door, way or fire escapes, a great deal of talk, An invesf tion has been made and it is ag Mr. Turnbull said, no outlet and the place ls a p. The school board school doors will be put in and that p to locate them are being This will necessitate a large bi extras. The first death |in New Britain in red last night. No other o known in the city. G, Platt has Stanley arper. The new Lodge, F. & last night. W. M. George B. D. Goodwin; treasurer, A. W. W. J. Rawlin iDL Palwer; J G. W. Klet tyler, Bli Ilaslam: Morgan to be presen from street to Wil officers of Harn M., were i They are as W. Ward; TaNOE Hmlh) foll, S, Lonl s¢ ; mars organist, The chap il and stalled I, Pierce was the hNdIlIng o WRONG, THEY § Student Conferees Agree Thi Are Topsy Turvy Milwaukee, Wi world is topsy-turvy industrial, religiou; relations, young foll here insisted at the conferenc War, compulsory military trai 2, capitalism, narrow nation: Inaterialism, of this country, inec ity of the races and colors, viol the eighteenth amendment, filiation of the church,with ploiting powers” received the tering of the conference. One of the outstandin the conference was the resol |made by the theological st | never to fight in any future war the ter, “We , Dec. in its nd internat and national stu is spe of believe that a higher |triotism to the United States an humanity demands not only refutation and aboli we do, as a confere sanction or lend our war the students voted to compulsory military drill in the to support the continu; and enforcement of the ment, to work for complete equ of : 1d colors, to “break of the church on capitalistic system” and to re the golden rule in the world of petition 's mimnia, for j; 1 by Dr. preacher, ne The cond 7 wa, tack troit general session, “The modern generation prides itsclf on its intellectual ¢ cipation,” substi for the 1 who once hol C ving, the worsh’ the 4 must ove hic in his address a lieve in Goc lust of the s 1 steep us into ey ¢ from the cult of to the cult of ¥ reome aut \ tino Dr. Henry Slo Union T York, pictured . pre ogical semi scier s to re “Our pied univers peop scientist . n the law ted ont ) Ton n discoverir of " he p feel that the nd live in harmo; them, they do their duty and all will he well wit feel the ti s they them Florida Negro Lynched W hm “v;l) Vfl"m f unid took ( READ HERALD CF \*"Il FOR XOUR WANTS t, all statements to the contra small- 20 years occur- he will b United States may choose to en- on of war, refuse ipport to students added. temn | * Reinhold Neibuhr, Herald | drew | nme 11 stair- | has created tiga- | tr that thereis fire | insists | ry, | laces | sought. 11 fon pox sold a lot in the| liam | mony | ows; w. mer; ary, . P8l n(\(! d; | slml .Iol.n Durn; plain, W e in- THE-WORLD'S ALL AY ]nd 29 (A—The 1, ional akers | | Trish per ce 1dent ning, | ism, qual- tion and ex- | bat- | | ctions of ution | lents | that | | | pa- 1 to the but | to any col- | ation |, 1Sth amend- || nality | e | the store bu s at- De- | t the which man- tuted is at ip of | 1 vou enses 1 omo- alen- ide nar. on. | “oecu- | the | “Many | know with to manl Tail Do | Send all communications to Fun snup Edltor, cage of the New | Britain Herald, ‘and your lettey | will bo forwarded to New Yogk. Sugestive Trimmings, Folks! We're glad it's almost time to take these gilt balls off the trees, To look at them brings back to us such painful memories, For three gilt balls adorn the sigr that hangs outside the door Where every year we park our watch till Yuletide hours are o'er! When Winter Timess Clothier: “Do you want a top coat Jenkins: “No, something a little longer, What's the use of just keeps ing my top warm?" By Molly / THAT CHRISTMAS PERFUME The Card She Sent Your gift of perfume came in time To add its cheer and sweetness, too, And c'er the New Year bells shall chime want to send my thanks to You! The Card She Meant Your gift of perfume came in time o feature in my gift displa But use it—that would be a crime, It's better seen than smelled, I'll say! THAT FOUNTAILN P T'm writing this, as you may think, With the Jovely pen you sent to me, My old éne had “gone on the plink, So yours was welcome as could be! The Card Site Meant I'm writing this you may think | With the pen that Santa brought from You, | A1l letters are confidential.—Editor. | But Mary waa se prim She would not Jeok until it had A stocking on each limb! Mary had a Christmas feast Ot whicl she never boasted; Her, guests praised every coursd ex- cept The turkey—that was roasted! s v Mary dld'not have & cow, She did net-run a dairy; But Mary had two pretty calves— They were & part of Mary! . oe e What do YOU think Mary had? Swell! Dr. Pearson: “Put on this night- shirt, young man, and ge to bed In this ward.” Tambo: ‘Yeasuh, dncla.h, an’ dis am de fust time Ah evah had a wardrobe,” —Agnes F. Neshwitt (Cop)rlg‘-t 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get’ an answ.r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Rditor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research | be undertaken, All other questions| will recelve a personal reply. Un-| signed requests cannot be answered. | Q. What is a Vogelhandler? A dealer in birds. Is George Washington's home | Q. It digs the paper, spatters ink, s all NO decent pen should do! | . - i THAT ATROCIOUS TIE! | The Card He Sent Acknowledging the tie you sent, I'll wear it to some big event At'which T want to make a hit! 1 surely do admire it! The Card He Meant | Acknowledging the tie you sent, i I can't help wondering where you | went, it too dark to see, | you picked THAT for me! or if That thing out | More Or Yess “Do you think they “'"l bells on New Year's| Hickson: ring many | Bye Dickson: “Thousands, all-tolled.” —TRose D. Kingman Hic! Hict | Nearly every large city in Amerlca what you'd call a * = | He Knew big hoy of a neighboring fam- | studying percentage in arith. The ily w etic. You don't know he taunted I brother. “Do, t00,” what ‘per cent' | five-year old ted the kjd, “we're TUNING IN ON STATION H—L- By George 1. Masius An old farmer who had never be- fore listened to a radio W coaxed | into putting on the headphones. “You don't know what you're missing, uncle,” said his nephew. 1t's sure a wonderful invention. Got | on the Well, then, I'll just throw in the switch, and—" Suddenly there was a splitting, ( g streak of lightning fol- lowed by a terrific roar of thunder. The old farmer sprang high into (h-‘ air and fell to the floor with a was unconscious for half Davidson phones opening one | Maggie—and | she's been dead thirty years THE THREE. GRACES CF Weave cold Mrs, Lim the wife the enkins' shoulder gave other ) Woods Weaver Woods her « tors for “It's his “How ? “H of Christma Mrs. A, own fault.,” Mrs, \Irs, had no business those clectric re- MERRY In Wer Amazing Character Sketehes! Ellis Parker 1 MARY! Ry y had a little And {here the r father want 1 had to u story stops d to make beer s hops! 1 had a crystal bowl iristmas for her bhuneh--— {Ee Tunney's 1t | vania called | Philad | tion, | 193 and a max ‘\main under water [in the goes hack there for a visit? | Ttalian | not exempt at Mount Vernen open to visitors daily? A 4. Q. m. to| It is open from 11 a. | m. daily except Sunday. Is the Univemsity of Pennsyl- “Penn State"? No. The University of Penn- ania ig a private institution in hia, while Penn State ania State College) is a at State A (Pennsyl state institution located College, Pennsylvania. Q. Which are the largest rail- way stations on the continent of Europe, and in the British Isles and New York city? A. Waterloo Station, London, is | the largest in the British Isles. More than 1,100 trains are handled there daily from 21 platforms, The Sta- | tion at Leiy Germany, is ‘the| argest on the continent, and has ities for handiing 500 trains in | nd out dai nd Central Sta- | New York city, has a daily normal number of through trains of imum number of 2 In suburban traffic, the station h a normal numbgr of 225 daily trains and a maximum number of 231, Q. How long did Houdini re-| in the sealed et when he beat the record of | Rahman Bey? A. One hour, seconds. Q. Does an Malian-born citizen of the United States have to serve | nlittary forces of Italy if he 31 minutes, 31 advised by the Royal that, according to | emibration and as- sumption of a foreign citizenship do Italian-born individuals | or the children born of Italian sub- jects, from performing military service in Italy. | Q. Who wrote “The Man| Nobody Knows” and “The Book Nobody Knows"? A, Bruce Barten. Q. Are there any large ranches left in the United States King Ranch, Brownsville, ; Pitchfork Ranch, Cody, voming; Perrin Ranch, Seligman, Arizona and Miller Brothers 101 We are Embassy the Italian law, A, [sound fs the one first given. | lege training; 6.22 per eent are high | | lantic A, Q. danyary 14, 1923, Is lettuce liable to eontain disease germs?, A, It is dangerous to eat lettuce that has been grown where sewers nd the like may+have drained into e fields, unleas it has been thor- oughly washed er cooked. Q. Is it possible to,have sound witheut the presence of a living being to hear it? A. One definition of gound i “a gensation produced by alr waves set in motien and striking against the tympanum of (Ne "ear”. The waves | or vibration may be conducted by | any other gas, a jquid (as water) | or an elastic, solid. Taking this definition there would be no eound for instance if a tree fell in the forest with no living thing within earshot, because no sensation could be produced without a tympanum against which the air waves set in motion by the tree's fall eould strike. In physies, however, sound | is defined as “a form of vibrational | energy” which occasiona the sensa- | tion described above. Taking this | definition the falling trce would create sound in spite of the fact | thatino ear was present to hear it because the vibrational effects would be prodticed. . The matter resolves itself therefore into a question of definition. The usual definition of | If that | definition is accepted, there is no | sound unless there is an eardrum to be affected by the waves of air. Q. When was the coinage Linecoln pennies begun? A, 1909 . Q. What are the annual receipts of the United States post office? A. For the fiscal year 1925 the | audited postal revenues were $599,- 591,477.59: Q. . To what church does Gen- eral John J. Pershing helong? A, He is a member of the Pro- | testant Episcopal church. Q. How many graduates of high | schools and colleges are theré in | the United States? A. Of the population 21 years of | age and over, 2.14 per cent are college graduates; an additional 4.55 per cent have had some col- ot school graduates; another 18.86 per | cen have had some high school | wor 18 per cent have gmdummi‘ from grade schools; 34 per cent have had some elementary educa- | tion; and 7.10 per cent have had| little or no schooling. Q. Is there a diffcrence in voting | age for men and women in the | United States? A. The voting age for hoth males | and females is 21 years. Observation On The Weather Washington, Dec, for Southern New colder tonigh Thursday f: | | battle | visited were illegal, | name Joseph Rainer, New Haven. ~ The storm is fallowed by an extended area of high pres- sure whieh is preducing pleasant weather this morning in nearly all distriots east of the Rocky moun- tains, The lowest temperatures reported were from the upper Mississippi valley and western portions of the lake region where it is elightly be- low zero. Freezing temperatures extend as far south as Texas. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with freezing tempera- ture at night but thawing during the day. WIDE-OPEN TOWN BEING GLOSED UP. {Govt. Seeks Padlocks for Hur ley, Wisconsin , Hurley, Wis,, Dec. 29.—A—Hur- ' ley, rendezvous of lumberjacks and | miners since the early days when the pioneers of the middlewest brought the hum of their saws to the forests of the nerth or began boring under the bleak hills for iron ore, awoke | today te contemplate the prospects of the driest New Year's evening in its histery, Praprieters of 29 of Hurley's 54 licensed soft drink parlors found themselves restrained: from selling liquer ar moying fixtures from their establishment as the result of tem. porary injunctions served on them yesterday hy three United States de- puty marsha Charged with operating nuisances under’ the Volstead act, the ownera of the establishments face a legal to prevemt the federal gov- ernment from clamping padlocks on their places for a year, Stanley M. Ryan, United Sttaes district at- torney for the western district of Wisconsin, said hat he planued to ask that the temporary injunctions, issued by Federal Judge F. A. Geiger of Milwaukee, be made permanent, The government's padlock proceed- ings constitute the second attempt by federal forces to dry up Hurley in the Jast six years. In the pre- vious raid halt a hundred prohibition | agents came into Hurley, but Feder- |al Judge Lese decided that search | warrants issued for the 57 saloons and without the evidence seized in the raids the gov- croment decided that it could not successfully prosecute the ¢ The actions subscquently wers dropped. The injunctions scrved yesterday who s con- testing the sheriff's office on a re- count, as owner of four places and John Bino, a member of the polica Fresh to etrong northwest winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: | Partly cloudy and colder tonight; | probably snow flurries in north | portion; Thursday fair; fresh to, strong northwest winds. onditions: The storm which passed over this scction yesterday is now central near Eastport, Me. It caused general rains along the At-| coa from Florida to Nova | Scot + greatest amount of | precipltation yeported during the | last 24 hours was 2:30 inches at‘ force, as pwner of a building which the government will attempt to pade lock. The Milwaukee Sentinel sald that evidence which caused the govern- ment to launch its cleanup was ob- tained by two reporters disguised as lumber jacks. The paper declared the reporters uncovered evidence “of wholesala bootlegging,” wide open gambling, indiscriminate rum - running and beer hauling and brazen operation of underworld dives.” —— [ ————————————————————————————————————————— THE_STARS AND YOUR FATE t was young, ity to seo wh has a ated mankind, te. Our V tor ma a predict eve A YEAR OF HOROSCOPE dominant characteristics of persons b covering YOUR birthday will be found send for the bulletin: tin, t fate was In atora for men, , telling what the astrologe wise men were s g the heavens as indicated by the stars. As n has always wished to look into the n Bureau has prepared a new bulle- predict as the. A horoscope Flll out the coupon below and orn on different in it dates, f——— =—f= === CLIP COUPON HERE === e e OLOGY EDITOR I want the bulletin, A YEAR OF F five cents in looss, uncancelled, U. A, NAME STRE! T AND NUMBER GETE I am a reader of the Herald, Ranch, Ponca City, Oklahoma, are among the extensive ones Q. When did Wallace Reld die? vashington Bureau, v York Avenue, Washington, D. C. W Britaln Ierald, TOROBCOPES, postage atamps, and enclose herewith or coln, for same: ASKS WHAT 5 BILL BROWN'S ADDRESS. HE'S WRITING TO THANK HIM | FOR. THAT HANDSOME | CHRIS?MAS CARD WHO THREW ALL THAT RED RIBBUN AWAY. 1T'5 WORTH SAVING FoR NEXT YEAR CuwYas WILLIAtTS AMary had a Christmas tree WIFE SAYS IT WAS ON THE ENVELOPE AND GHE'S LODKING THROUGH APRAID SHE PUT ALLTHE WROTE BASKET ENVELOPES IN THE WASTE BASKRET THE FAMILY ALBUM-THE WASTE BASKET WIFE WANTS TO KNoW MILDRED EX(LAIMS DONT MUTTERS wm FOR PUT THAT BOX BACK. IS GOIDNESS SAKE HERES BASKET FINDS HALF OP WHAT HER BEADS CAME THE RECEIPT YOR THAT BILL BROWN'S ENVELOPE IN, AND HOW DID IT 6ET G BILL HE'S BEEN THROWN AWAY ? LOKING ALL 0O (Copyrighit, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, $ICHS AND STARTS DEMF\ND& HOW DID Tms NOTICE OF THE MENS (LB MEETING GET IN HERE? HE NEVER EVEN SEENIT 75 AT BOTTOM OF WASTE BUT NOY THE HALF WITH VERFOR Hi5 ADDRESS, GUESSES HE DOESNT NEED TO WRITE ANYWAY d