New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 23, 1926, Page 8

= s Y A A 8 . 3 and so takes refuge in the signal New Britain Herald| . 7. rosens of tractic po- HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY calling malefnctors of SR | uation and the regulations to time, an autolst (Bunday Excepted) | e tanoy sad 61 Chuich Btreet. | who passes one of | lights mercly finds that there s no- | body in blue around to bid him nay | and he can go right on without be- stem re- aeued Dally At Herald Bldg. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 2 Yesr. $2.00 Three Months. 76c. 8 Month | ing molested. The whole s | lies upon the public consclence not |to pass the red lights; if they do Office at New Britatn | they can think they are smart and Matter. | no call to see the judge intervenes | to convince them they wire dumb- Extered at the Post as Second Clase Mal) bells. lights; they talk gluwingly but there to enforce what TLLEPHONE CALLS Business Office . s Edltorial Koome ... 926 is nobody around OR MODIFYING SATION LAW modifying The oniy able advertimng medinm m the City. Circulation books and press | room always open to advertiers. NEED ! coMP! | of the the need for Member of the Associated Press. Ihe Astuclated Press ie exclusively en- titled to (ne uee for te-publication of ali news eredited to 1t or not otherwiee credited 1n this paper snd aleo local news publfshed therein. on act there seems to be no dis- agreement. there is a differ- ence of opinion as to how much it But | needs modification. Member Audit Bureme of Circolation. have | The interpretations which fhe A. 1. C. '» a oatlonal organization ¢ which fturnishes newspupers and adver- | made it difficult for partlally dis- tivera with ictly lLonest anaiyels of | At umu'mxr-_ Our circulation statstica | Abled men to obtain work need to berea upon thts audit. This ineuies | po eliminated through ction agains fraud in newspaper A tribntion figy e to both natioual and | the law to provide:for “interpreta- Liinieind | tions” to go far beyond the original intent of the law, On this side there amending New | 2ppears to be agrcement upon both Ttwes | Entrance ierald 1» on sale daliy In York at Hota!ing ewsmtand Square; Bchultz's Newsstands, v . Giand Ceatral, 42nd Btreet. The placing of ———————————| upon some manufacturers Ihe undue hburdens modific: :r should operate in an even- CITY'S NEW SIGNAL tion, SYSTEM the | nee is | chara this | handed manner, treating all manu- cturcrs alike and all employes There secess to be no dis- pute about this point. manner of| TFrom this point on there is some g. | disagreement. The Manufacture soclation of Connecticut, after d | study of the law and its interpreta Center g his ministra- rist- | alike. ta Claus at year is not confir ticas solely to the Not Ly a any municipal mas tree. jugtul—or her, by the more polite sl soveral days ha s if the American Legion s ieveanin nite | tbns, come to the conclusion bezins to look as if a plll box | that sweeping changes are necessary to its original basis of that e going up. This, it may to retuon it i . . ir claim men in physical ailments intention. T jed, is a ssing finding it | employment poss cer Perched upon an iron girder im- bedded in hke str ible to obtain the la Ning to as- 3 impot concrete will be a be all the that any ——unless containing p \ the employers are 1w nechanical contrivances i sume obligations which no just man needs s 5 that bluecoated operator to con- would expect them to assume; ing ses have gone far he- intended the rew lighting system that is - tro| {0 be put up ail around the tri the interprotgtions reg: oceu- 1 dis what anyone ; that 12,500 patio lar park. Th to be as many red and green ligh yond ever ound the s round the Park | g .1 be the men as function in or near a railrcad that 18 to tation, not nece in the state are permanently barred from obtaining the law, re well able to function ¥y, a real - rily the\sort station; road which goes under that name in New | employment under when as a matter of fact as in- Dritain. 1 this is being done in the naine dustrial wo! use of examinations of efficiency. It will be a lucky auto- Center steadily army of per- law enl g the 160 who can cruise around the Tz ety taarinloveds: chil the ir. the futrre without being stopded | g ov1d bo less an instrument subject by red lights at least twice. If the \coq) construction but more defi city can possibly do so, they are to the nite in its application—these conten- Lo discouraged from using are sound as possible. This : tions Center as much Conn¢ leration of eing t w with custom: may be a good thing—for the Cen- As € e autolsts, they learn to hear it, perhaps rueing the Lab will | o plan to amend the ter. ry suspicion, agrc upon s things but disagrec day when the electrical mecl This s its privilege, invented the stop-and-go light upon others, sys- contribution of value to the amiss, The itely charges (h and roms. Qiscuseion will not be had traptions culy at the two corners on | i wufaetur So far we have these con- Pederation def ers are “chiefiy the northern side of the park, leav- ted” in changing v all th the a ing the scuthern flank “unprotect- | which woul reh street intersee- | court decigions or t in the | nnisanc - this| past 13 years,” and "virtually take the heart out of t Whether poin lately amell con- | law stant complaint in these coly Traffic bas done & bettor tollowing mns, by this chs ran be sus Gfficer Joe Kennedy, who | tain s o | n. It ca job than any of [ be emphasized that at th the ghts tem | law was pass hen the o USEGS WeTe Writ- 9 and 1921, the & not wor Joe will no | cupational d ongs ten into it in r ba pecessary at Chiurch strect tion is to L court decisions r southern tip of anticipated, he law enc rights with t Decisi which ascribe ploymer this AL tim are unnec when matically the red lig g0 on against the th intersection stand there marking to no particular purpose; and sedestriar erowd ha when me regulat t take the this. Gp the (m demand | of empfher g luman, they licemen actually regulating the sit- | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23, 1926. interested in themselves But when every statement, claim, every deduction, is | welghed and analyzed, it will be found that there is abundant reason !lo regard the objections to some | teatures of the law and its interpre- | tations with suspicion. It will be found that not only do the manu- may be first. every ‘Waldo Hart is home from New York to spend Christmas. Patrick Sullivan is home from college for the holidays. He f{s visiting his folks on Greenwood street. Harold Sloper of the New Britain Gas Co., has been taken down with typhold fever. He is at his father’s home on Grove Hill. Mr. Sloper has been ill but three days, but the disease has made rapid progress. | | master coup, and T sent out some | the midnight sun, for her eyes were |and the United States? as blue as a summer lagoon and her | corporatoin's California studios in A According to the 1925 state 1925 was somewhere around 15 mil- hair was like a field of wheat at i census the population of New York ! lion dollars. harvest time. city is 5,873,356. we first met, but I could see that|113,493.720. her heart was warming to me. Q How do plants get nourish- So one night I decided to make a | ment and how do they breathe? ids in advance and took her the ' oxceptions) .18 liquid and gascou: town ! various earthy salts, and is absorbed The estimated | She was very prim and shy when ' population of the United States is| A The food of plants (with some | HOPE FOR AMERICANS Belgian Art Expert Sees Awakening | of Art Love in U. S. Brusscls, Belgium, Dec. 23 (®— Having conquered their continent | biggest box of candy 1 @uld find in | The former is water combined with and attained wealth, the American people are probably on the threshold That is the weakness of the| Connecticut Workingmen’s Compen- | likewise | E el | A Jawgot i) . Mussolini taxes upmarried men;| Woolen hose and low-down skirts; | question of fact or information bY|frs weight is 87 1.2 tons Suprere | time the | | facturers and employers lose under |l', but an enormous number of in- | dustrial workers Wil likewise be at a disadvantage, and will have to leave the state in order to obtain employment. Other states have compensation I laws, but none to our knowledge | has had such an interpreted law as | Connecticut. | No one need be alarmed that the The first set of slides in the American Interchange for the sea- son of 1901-02 has been received by {the New Britain Camera club and will be shown in the store at 69 Church street Thursday evening. The set is from the Philadelphia, | Bethelehem, and Franklin elubs. | A Hartford man was driving up North Stanley street last evening in his automobile when the maghine swerved suddenly and pitched him | Connecticut law i3 to be scrapped | out on his head. _!m companion | or made tnnocuous. The plan, as!stopped the automobile. | | we see It, is to eliminate its incon.| Fred Hastings has recovered from | [atstepaion; dts 12} los, itg| &7 lliness of several days. R e osyncrasies, US| yiinonides Lodge, N. E. O. P., menace fo the welfare of all classes | gjocted the following officers last | of citizens, employer and employ ening: W. H. Gold: V. W. BR. alike. No Jjust rights will be lost: | Solomon; l:;]S..II_I:ohlen; l 8., A, 5 i " | Alsenberg: Chaplain, R. Myerson; no reasonable claims will be nulti- | - S0P O P e, guardian, J. fed. The interpretatlon of the 1aw| zocar; sentry, L. Ganz; trustees, B. | cannot continue as it has because | Margolin and Mrs. Mary F. Lefken. | | finally this will lead to a condition| The Odd Fellows Mutual Ald as- | | whe socintion met last evening and elec- | 1 : ted 1saac Kanrich representative to | COUTt | 1o gtate meeting and Y. J. Stearns | and W. E. Shepard, directors, | sin we will not ho governed by | a compensatlon law but by declsions. And this is something, by the way, which labor has always op- | posed. | | i FactsandFancies WRONG NOMINATION | i BY PRESIDENT : BY ROBERT QUILLEN That President Coolidge belives in | loading federal boards and commis- | tle. for | ore only their ingenuity is taxed. political-minded peieRony £ % | | men there can be little room Queen science. It added six years | doubt following his latest attempt to | to our life and then improved the [ one. of | pistol. | portant post. The Coolidge appoint- | Hopeful theught after Christmas! | All things are transient, even drums, sions with this type in an im- | ees—or those who would be appoint ed it the President’s nominees were — nate—| A M conservative i one who K ! had have deference than comr. always confirmed by the are uniformly of that school of po- litical philosophy which believes the bosses should run the party all the| And now nothing remains of the | commissions, and all the boards, | football scason except trying to get the other fellw's coa The President has nominated one : Cyrus E. W the ion. ods to become a mem- Inter: e Mr. Pennsylvania, and is an intimate of Mr. Mellon friend of § He also ambassador to Japan, which | 1, or of Commerce | Commi Woods is from and a nator Reed of th long-standin t state, fn't look at a man's shiny bald area while calling him a polished gentleman. nice to cannot be said to have equipped him for the I. C. C. post. | The the President Warren of general, nomination is the worst since | T Mr. attorr tried to place agree on almost everything except the proper thing to be ashamed of. | In the queer old days, when edu- is the thing, contests be- 100ls were spelling matches, Michigan as 1t will be remembered that some ot time ago Senator Tteed of Pennsyl- | (ween sr amuck in = 1| You ran’t blame a new y coming in with a yell when it sces at it must inherit, | vania threatened to run ¢ unless Penns Z98 “represented” upen the Commerc | the grand old parf vania were Interstate Commission, At that time the President was| Am tly opposed to conceding the Want T big stiff! right of any state to be specially represented upon the commission, There are no forts along thé bor- der, but therc’s many a “dead sol- * {here, H which is supposed to function na- tiona not be a sort with scctional But the threat of & Tdeal bootleg is the kind that puts| vou to slecp before you have time to! nk enough to be fatal. pears to have béen potent, esp iy Mr. Mellon bee g agread bis dear friend, o s consldering 1 b So very many have Pris * work and scattering it over | Lator. ¥s. | The New ¥ork World has been at palns to show that Mr. Woods has general ) counsel for the Pittsburgh Coal cor- | : : [ rn is one of the | . : | i the for some years Leen | complainants in the frelght aiffer- entlal coal between case affecting lake-cargo | o PR 13 it, modern style: Using an open car and trusting to turs. and southern Ohio on the one side, | | and the and| You can recognize The | American anywhere. somebody for a mateh. the | o fow attain that nice balance mission is closely divided, Mr.|midway between inferfority com- | t have the deciding vote | plex and sweilhead. | mines of West Virginla Kentueky the typical| on the other. Ho is asking rate ca vitally affects the two, ions of the country, and a | Doubtiess the nicest thing about | Rucharest, from middie-aged queen’s viewpoint, 15 the last syl-| i labte. nnsylvania, 1 also points out igor of noer-Fisher primary | Anyway the peesimist does | Pittshurgh | rage you by looking on the bright 1evil himsel? | side when you are having a good time a martyr. in Peunsylvania, with a| & ractic in h would make the blush with sharn bed el torrect this sentenco: “His wife than ha'" =aid the enjoy th shirift of this nominati ch youngr “hut they is 1 v it tre - | man, ination of Mr, W thing : (Copyright 1 rren nt got the Utah sugar mag to the tariff commissi GERMANY IMIROVES Iconomic Reports Show That Coun- try is Rapldly Progressing Rerlin, Dec. 3 (- A substantial ovement in the g al businesy ation is | cated in reports from arts of Germany to the Ameri- re sard was a pas The ould expert of by can Chamber of Commerce } Str for e increa ) soom to tous™ jhava been dscards the time lcast test hul- tion. “There is ever re & natlon- tion that the process by | abilitating her. Capltal and | : in harmony, | of all gislation that | wred for ftself in the early | lays of the republi | | 8 in Germany, at least “WORKMEN'S COMPENSATION i corpora Lority are eny but it 18 : organi 00 T nt to k. This js | labor n spite rmany is 1 100w cannct be forced re working mo lipgdine e CR0 ouraging their stock - RATS ARE A PEST Sacramento, Cal. Dec. 23 (B s of Glenn and Colusa coun that some sort of a anta Claua | tour of their district to exter- | minate thousands of rats which re éntly centered an invasion in the e growing communities. | Norman Bukin of tha state depart- | t ulture, is leading the tistrihuting neatly wrapped | meat. He 1o s0 n part of K will be a nt of rive hy rackages of poison 1a. larsd tha rodent invasion waa most | 1sual and that a warehguseman at business wil hustiing | Bukn reperted haavy losses e Jays. The st . per T n a3 well as by and until noon o tmas Day patronage riee { They call | cetsa da | marrigd a Her eyes glowed when she met me at the door. | “Diddum tunnin fttle sugarbug | | bringum nicey tanny for um's ttle | her wamm?" she cooed. Galloping muskrats! " THAT'S why I prefer brunettes! —Horace Markle | (Let's have it out, once for all! It's now that people, far and wide, _ What experience have YOU had Get all tied up 1n debt! that causes you to prefer blonde: s | to brunettes, or brunettes to blonds Send it in at once!) (Copyright, 1936, Reproduction hop Editor, care Of the New Britaip Herald. and your letier will be forwarded 1o New York A Mystery Explaincd! | this Season “Christmas- | tide"” And here is why, we'll bet; Eh? Judge: “Your oeccupation?” Prisoner: “A yellow cab driver.” | Judge: "I asked your occupation —not your personal tralts.” A SONG OF HATE! Il Words and Music by Jake Ialstaff I HATE shoes that squeal and| I hate pipes that clog and leak; Audienc that cough and speecze; | excuseitplease’ ) Leaping breakfast grapefruit juice; i | Well-built women who reduce & # | Davenports with nolsy springs: Hats adorned with chicken-wing: Dust or cinders in the ey Noodles crisp or soggie pie; | i A | é ; | QUESTIONS ANSWERED i vice"; You can get an answ.r to any| the Question Editor, Herald, Washington | 1322 New York avenue.| iington, D. C.. encglosing gwo s In stamps for reply. Medical, | legal and marital advice cannot be| | given, nor can extended research| { be undertaken. All other questions | will receive a personal reply. Un | signed requésts cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Too much starchiness in shirts; Saps that holler, “Sheot a nickel;" Union suits that scratch and tickle; Noses feminine that shine; rls and fellows with a lines ALL of these T derozate With a deep, ABIDING hate— ting to Britain But T HATE the WORST Paying off a duty call! Lady Be Good! Inquisitive Lady on Street Car: Q Who painted the picture “The “Conductor, if 1 put one foot on the Horse raill and the other on the trolley A Rosa Bonheur. wire, will it shock m Q How long after deserting his Conduct sn't do 1t, lady, it ship in the United States is an alien might shock the whole aman subject to deportation? A The act of February 3, 1917, . provides that an alien scaman land- Nick’s Niche ing in a port of the United States The place. where usually one secs contrary to the provisions of the act My coats and pants and beeveedees shall be deemed unlawfully in the Is barred to me this week because it United States and shall, at any time | Has now becoms a Santa Clausit! | within three years thereafter, upon —8. €. warrant of the secretary of labor, be | taken into custody, brought before a board of special inquiry, and if not admitted, said alien seaman shall be of all; ‘Twas a Dark and Stormy Night— amma,” asked a little | girl i various sections of America | triond of ours some weeks ago of | deported as provided in section 20 of | Mayer Film corporation rank in size far northwest is accompanied her mother, “has the maid got bees | the act. | in her mouth?” | Q Where did the Christmas tree ' “Why o, child, no! answered griginate? | her mother. “Why do you ask { A There arc hundreds of legends | secanse daddy sust grabbed hold | concerning the orlgin of the Christ- of her and sald he was K0INg 10 SID a4 tree. Some attribute it to Martin the honey from her lips.” Luther who wishing his wite and —Leon J. Albrecht: | cpjjgren to realize the beauty of the snow covered forest, brought a little fir tree into the room and covered | it with candles to resemble a snow- | laden tree. Another old German | isgend makes Saint Winfred the in- ventor of the idea. It is sald that in | his crusade against the pagan For.q | Druids he cut down a glant oak, the Wife, 1 Symbol of their worship. In France | ents store there is a romance zbout a hero who ds. Greata | INdS @ gigantic tree whose branches \rlie. My | are covered with burning (*:m«ll-:s; da beeg fat And on top a child with a halo | da bosg what | around his curly head. In Scandi- I gonna do he makeea da laugh an | Navia there is a very old myth that say T should no buy-a ~da string | tells of a service tree, sprung from | of pills, hut a lasso. T aska my Joo | bloed-drenched soil where two lov- what ecsa da lacso an he tella me | €r8 were killed by violence. On cer- | hoose. But what kinda tain nights during the Christmas | ‘nt eesa dat. T no huya da noose 'Season mysterious lights were seen | oA e { flaming in its branches and no wind For my little gal Rosa 1 gonna could blow them out. There are | buy player-piano. Shecsa gotta da | other legends, but it is quite certain | grea feet for-a da moosic. My | the German emigrants brought the | friend say all T gotta do is give-a custom of the Christmas treo to da man twanny-five dollars in one | America. i heega ump an one dollar da week| Q How many nurses who served | which T no gotta pay cause alla my | in the World War are receiving com- wiff gotta do when da man comes | pensation? around ees say “I paya you next A Kor service In the army, week.” Datsa cheap moos 518; and fér service in the navy, 5 1 gonna have lotsa e Plump Q What is the language of | pudding, men’s pic an a great heeg Brazil? . | turkey. My Mariouche say sheesa A Portuguese. i no can clean heem and I gonna ' Q What is the, average age for | tak heem to Turkish bath to be entrance to high séhool in the United cleaned. T gonna care nodding for Srates? money deesa Christmus. A 13 or 14 years. My Marfouche sheesa gonna hang Q What is the relation between up some miserytoe. Sheesa Y| (hg populations of New York ity when somebody sees her und miserytoe heesa got keea her. too bad. Dut evryteeng else been fine for Christmus, beles TONY THE BOOTBLACK Has Ideas for Christmas Celebration Daesa gon be a fine, heeg ; Christmus. T gonna buy nice chestnut-tree an hang a lotta shiney spaghetti on heem, 1 gonna huy lotsa present da Mariouche, datsi m gonna to-a da 5-10-20 an buy-a da string of pe: Leeg ones like-a da Mariouche sheesa got neck an WhensT tel pre va me DONT QIMME ANY BACK TALK GEORGE | REMEMBER THAY EVEN IF | AM YOUR WIFE €TC CONGRATULATES HIMSELF ON NONE OF - BUSTLE THE MAN WHQ WRITES THE EOITORIALS FAVORING Must Be “So the Fenchm prominent over there Crosby: “Terribly insignificant. Why, he has never even been a member of the French Cabinet Hamilton Bowman ch? Burton girl Is he The chap these days misguided verses on who is acting may merely be wreteh who all the Christr futny a poor the cards! DRAWER TOR HER OWN TINDS WIFE HAS TAKEN GENTLEMEN PREFER— | . | HIS THINGS INTO BUREAU Dear Fdifor: IN GUEST RoOM therine must have been born of ents that came from the land of { with salts) taken up by | east of CapeYork in northern Green- WONDERS BY THE WAY HAVING GUT WIFE'S PRESENT JUST WHERE HE PUT IT T WAS ITIN HIS SHIRT DRAWER 2 by the roots; the latter consists of of a great development in art and carbon dioxide ‘absorbed from the 'intellecjual pursuits, in the. opinion atmosphere by the leaves, in which of Professor Nocl of Louvain univer- it i3 broken up under the influence sity. who recently attended the in- of sunlight, the carbon being retain- ternational congress of philosophy ed to nourish the plant, while the 'at Harvard. oxygen is given back to the air. The | Since his return home Professor crude sap (the water impregnated Noel, successor of the late Cardinal the roots Mercier in the Louvain chair of phil- passes through the stem to the phy, has written an articls on the leaves, where starch is formed and United States, in which he ! free oxygen given off. During dark-| “The general culture among tha ness the starch is dissolved 'in the American people visibly equals that cell-sap and passes downward of the European counteies, -and it through the tissues of the stem. Ex< may be said that the workers ora of carbon is got rid of by the meets in the strecis 'and in tram- absorption of oxygen in. the leaves way cars‘ore much beiter edu and the giving off of carbon dioxide than ours.’ in the process of respiration, and | £ AR O by their stomata or pores, excess of HONORS BLACK SHIRT moisture is exhaled. . < e Q When was the city of Bagdad This Will Outrank the Biplomatic founded? TUniform in Italy A 762 A.D. Rome, Dec. 23 (A — Q Does the king of Rumania re- shirt henceforth will ceive a salw docorated dress uniform of foreigr A ln addition to revenucs from |giplomats at the court of the Honsa cerfain crown lands, he receives an ' nr savoy, the ruling house of Ttaly, annual allowance of 10,000,000 12| {“hqer the ter ¢ aFael arL Q What is the largest meteorite? ,ounced this morning the secretary A Probably the immense mass | gongral of the fascist part Lifake called Ahnighito (the Tent) which |Jrcondence at court and in all piha was discovered by Lieutenant Peary, | i ovee ol e in 1894 near Melville Bay, 30 miles o0 's and special env i s heen char + 5 is land. Tts length is 11 1 feet, plain “mister” to width 7 1-2 feet, thickness . 1-2 feet. Q What is the chief industry of the city of Jerusalem A The manufacture from oltve wood and pearl. Q When did piracy begin? A Its origin is entirely lost, for | the predatory instinct of man existed long before history began. Leaving pirates of ancient and classical his- tory out of consideration, the begin- ning of the historic period of pira is in the early Middle Ages, when the national flag covered private | E s % o 3 3 were the days before the regular is- | pyiqn o oo ol O T st suance of Letters of Marque, and as 3 might was right without shame, it |~ coraiions: An Incroase in pres- was only natural that when a man | g re over the north Atlantic states suffered at the hands of a foreigner | jo roducing clear ekies and som he should straight way arm a ship | \chat lower temperatures. The w and set out to look for him. ern disturbance is central this morn- Q Were there any strikes on Laz- ing over Kansas with a secondary zeri when Alexander went in to pitch | gisturbance ovor Manitoba. in the last game of the 1026 world | These are producing rain or snow series at a number of &tations in the plains A No. states and the Mississippl valley. Q How does the Metro-Goldwyn- | An area of high pressure in the by |lower temperatures along the Cana- dian border and over the Rocky of articles mother of On The Weaiher Washington, Dec. 23.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy;- not so cold tonight except on Cape Cod. Triday increasing | cloudiness and warmer, probably followed by rain in the afterncon or night. Fresh cast winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: wind: in the motion picture industry? A Tt is about the largest film organization in the United States. | Mountaln districts, When all the units of the company | Conditions favor fair followed by are at work, there are between four cloudy and unsettled weather witl and five thousand persons on the |slowly rising temperatur: weekly payroll. The total produc- | - - tion cost of the pictures made at the lllll\!) HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS COMING — LON CHANEY “TELL IT TO THE MARINES” WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY o said, “Don't give up thi ip?" at occasion breught forth the words, “You may fite when ready, Grid- What does the expression, “To ths victors belong the melis” mean? To nearly all of us there comes a tlme when we half remembder some ap raee, n prophetic declaration, an eplgram or maxim, that has gone resounding through history, but when we try to Quoto lt, the exact Wor elude us, or, recalling the phrascology, our memory falls us on the a thor, In this bulletin, our Washington Bureau has attempted to supply th omis of memory by giving a list of some of the more trenchant phrass [n history, with thelr authorship. Tt {s a highly intsresting and informative compilation. Send for it, by flling out the coupon below: ( — — CLIP COUPON HERE HISTORY EDITOR, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald Washington, D, C. I want & copy of the bulletl, WORDS THAT HAVAR MADE HIS- TORY, and enclose herewith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. 8. | vostage stamps or coln for eame: |NAMB ... AUDRESS ... . PTITTPrs CiTY . T am & reader ot the MERALD, STATE . i . I GUESSES HE'D BETTER MAKE REMEMBERS HE MOVED SURE RIGHT OFF. 600D IT LATER ON TO COLLAR SREF, ITISNT THERE ! DRAWER,, BUT COLAR. DRAWER SEEMS T BE LOCKED STARTS T0 RANSACK BUR® TRACKS IS BELONGINGS DECIDES 1T WIL - POSSESSION OF COMAR. EAU WHEN MILDRED AL R ords ONN BERam SHRIEKS KEEP AWAY PRESENTS AND HAS MoVED 5HE_('§£6RCT HER PRESENTS PRESENT HIDDEN SNUg- MAS EVE TRYING TO IN E To DRAWER OF HALL. E£R ON HIS OWN PERSON. TABLE AND TINAS THE SPENDS ALL OF CHRIST LY AMONG COLLARS FIND WHAT POCKET OF WHAT SUIT HE PUTIT IN dicate, Ine.