New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 9, 1926, Page 6

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Salaries are not the only thing agitating the well known police de partment of this fifth city within the realm of wooden nutmegs. Those | read the story of the police | left upon who commisioners’ with sundry “mixed emotions’ mecting W contemplating: That additional needed to hold the rapid an cabinet is increas- ing photographs in the local rogues gallery. That tear gas bombs will be pur- chased for use in this city if the asion should require. That Chief Hart wa investigate the merits of bullet proof vests, and if they are found to be| what is claimed for them a suppl no doubt will be purchased for the local gendarmes. Only this and nothing more. No requisition apparently is be. ing made for armored cars and m chine guns, trench mortars or }nn(l‘ grenades; nor has oc instructed to | nor Mr. Butler saw the light in that | | State elect Mr. Walsh, | goes into effect J chusetts that he wasn't running against Mr. Coolidge, bv’ agalnst Mr. Butler. He likewise was at consider- able palns to polnt out that he had a high regard for the President, and that the latter’s friends could vote for him (Mr. Walsh) with the calm assurance they were not harm- ing the President. Of course, neither the President manner; but enough of the Coolidge worshipers did Bay | to| About the first thing Mr. Walsh 1id when reaching Washington was to laud the congressional me President. Every word of was golden, according to Mr. Walsh. | He would be gl 1ded, to help | make the Pres belic law. the ident's s into Senator Walsh gives us the im- | pression of a man who knows how to angle for Republican votes and make the poor fish feel as if they | were heading for a feast. | an educational factor more than an sage of | * NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1926. which people like to hear once and forget forever. It a symphony orchestra, merely because it Is broadcasting, is to play to the radio audience rather than to the audience which sees and hears the band in the auditorium there soon would be no audience at hand. An orchestra of this type is Nine-tenths cager for education umusement enterprise. the radio fans are first of amusement and afterwards, or not at all. 1f the symphony orchestras which dcasting to think of " their radio audiences | o everything clse would | to | restricte were they confine themselves to a repertoire of selec- | would be stullitied; | back to | what they were playing 40 years ago, during the experimental stage when nothing was played that the very tions; progres the orchestras would go audi- | ences couldn’t understand. It is fmpossible to “please” a gen- LAMPOONING HARVARD that the Harvard lampooning, | Now has promised Lampoon to quit in the future as not in the past, the editor of the Harvard Crimson evi- dently thinks it is his tur Reserving sc pace in ted at a its that Middletown, he was qu parley” of Wesleyan stude the mental caliber of Harvard un- dergraduates is astonishingly low, and that there are more morons to | the,square inch in Harvard than in | the tenement districts. The graduate students are also mediocre educated, a poorly he was quoted as saying. Now litor ta dec Donald Gibbs that oted.” we ex aration he from B WILD STRANGERS IN GAY NEW YORK “When strangers York they want to run wild," the frank disposition come fo made by proprietor of one of the wild places *n opposing the plan to clamp | wn the 3 a. m. curfew law, which anuary 1, came that stranger and foolish all 1 in our great museums of art and h: “It is well known,” the lermanic answer, the wild the n is not at interes tory, in our agnificent churches and public li- brar lic in sp s, our splendid parks and pub- monuments. They are interested nd to asies and dance halls the slander New It therefo ak return to r native heaths Yor : has come about that the night clubs will no longer allowed to continue their revelry all night, unloading tipsy patrons upon when honest and deeent folk are going to work. There is a loophole in the ation, however. Membership clubs are not Most affected by the cur. the night clubs hip organizations, and speedily few law, of are membe; those that are not will change their rules, After January 1 1t depend upon how quick the wild stranger of a night All he will need is an intro- the will can become a member club, duction from somebody in the | the musical philanthropists who are | sossion is called after lot, | was | | be | entire ! eral radio andience and a sophisti- ed Symphony hall or hall audience at the same time. If arnegie ing it possible to broadeast sym- | phony orchestra programs wish to | all" the broadecasting pro- grams should be separate from the | | “ple: regular programs. | BRANCH BANKING BILL | | A HARD KNOT | Legislation increasing, the powers nd clarifying the act has been pend- ss for nearly three in within the limita | of national banks ‘ national banking | ing before Congr The President it his me sage declared | to place the national banks upon a | “fair equality with their the state banks, and he volced | that be | found to harmonize the differences on branch banking legislation be- competi- | tors, the opinion means will | tween the Senate and the House and ¢ such be promptly | 1. | The legislation referred to, of | the Pepper-MeFadden banking bill, whichewas passed by | Loth houses of Congress during the | 1 ssion, but which remained fn | conference at the close of the ses- | sion, due to the ditferences between the two houses over the Hull amend- | ment. legislation ena course, is This amendment needs The original hill banks the right banks within clarifica nation- tion. I a1 to establish | the limits of the cities in which they were located | branch in states where state banks were In| authorized other words, te have in branch s branch banks were permitted at all the national banks would be placed | a with all other banks, regards the privilege of estab- | lishing branch banks. | any on parity Along came the Hull amendment, | one that has created more diverg- ing opinions than any banking legis- lation since the federal reserve sy tem was broached, if not more, as there was no great of | opinion regarding the value of the federal reserve system, but more a | | | diversity | | difference of opinion as what particular party should the to got Ilhf‘re should be no inordinate de | anxious to find a |who invented spee ¥ hurry were it not, as the President points out, need for climinating un- certainty about it. A Senate amend- ment to the branch banking bill provides for an indefinite extension of the charters; and under a com- promise reached in conference the charters would be renewed for a period of 50 years upon their expira- tion eight years hence. This links the federal reserve matter with the banking bill, which means it will kave to wait until the latter Is final- ly passed in some form, probably next year. The general public perhaps is not qualified to judge the respective merits of the various banking dis- putes, but it is unqualifiedly upon the side anything that will strengthen banking stability and the usefulness of the banks to the gen- nation’s com- of eral public and the The public in all probability the Presldent that ay merce. will agree with in connection with the banking bill, although outlook is there will be a running at least into It a special rch 4 there the present delay next year. would be a likelihood of 2 next otherwise there will be no actlon until a year hence, and vear; perhaps even later. OUR GODLE The Reverend Brooks, who made such a devasta ing comment about New Drita to merit its display upon the front page, along with his picture, made a mistake In leaving the city. I this says it is the proper thing would city Is as Godless as he tion of sound banking for Congress | have been to remain here and turn | it from its God| nature, The field, end gentlen viting one n, certainly is an in- for any multitude of sin- ners without too much effort, When he left New were privately of the opinion it was because this was not a fertile ground for theorles contra We Britain we to the theory to be o of evolution. are glad corrected. FactsandFanci>s BY ROBERT QUILLEN Conservatis Ability ent, Motto of 1f first you gain. al snooper: don't succeed, pry, at pry Anyway, enough royal visits would te where |teach America a lot of geography. | Well, well; it must be hard for the Lakes to heep on the level so close to Chicago. Tt is safe to assume that the man h and thought it a benefit didn't foresee Congress., An experienced traveler c almost all annoyances « tion early | ccording to the rever- clergyman | to believe | in the righteousness of the expedi- | woid | cept a por- | Send all commun! | Shop Editor. care Of the New Britaip Herald. and , your letter will be forwarded to New York Which Do You Think, Folks? Those Christmas ties of fearful hue, We can't help wondering about ‘em; Were they designed by people who Have lost their minds or were born without 'em? Yroof Mrs. Waite: “Are you sure this re- ducing medicine will work ?" Druggist: “Will it? Madame, we whale to a minnow!” . THE SCARLET LETTERS! Bill E. Tremaine and Bert E. Thorpe | Both courted pretly Kate McGee; To save her soul she couldn't tell Which one was her best B. E. T.! Adelaide Kornblut .. six fellows love Nanette T. Platt; | A tiny little blonde is she. 1 boys are Irohibitionist et each one loves his N. 1. P, 1. McAllister . smart, A very g married 1 A nicc 1 is she; ward House, and got for her L. 0. T. —Alice Lake She Hous: . . Marie O. Breen stood on the The pointer said “Four thre ! You won't deny that by herselt | The lady is some M. O. B.! Jean L. Polacheck Kenneth T. is | h time Devoe ied, he y-three, And to his eritics he roplied “Why not? I'm still a K. I. I | ~Erna Sincox | His Ruse | Allen: “Do you like nent ?" Stone o | very undesirat | to get rid of them." | Allen: “Why don't son a saxophone for ¢ your new my neighbors are | . 1 wish T knew how | ou buy your | | st it natural for people seeking | a compromise between two extremes | to seck a “medium”? [ > speed of sound in | the teacher asked 3 meters,” replied a bright | to cause excitement, the | clever boy inquired: “How about the nd of soup?” —Flla Lake Douglas air?” | | ! | | om GuE: on Gosn: wiat | LUCK! | My sweetie and T decided to s {in that evening. To p: the time | {until the old folks' bedtime, we de- | | clded to make some fudge. | had set it out on the porch to | cool and were taking advantage of | | the Xitchen's privacy to put on a| little necking when there wasa ter- ( rible clatter on the porch. The cat had been stealing some of the fudge and had knocked it down | en the floor. So we had no candy. | | An hour later the cat went into | nd died | | W | spa Whew! That was MY lucky tried it out last week and reduced a { writing | Washington, | cents in s | be undertaken. | water were Dear Mr. Judell: Please make a limerick. on the name Smitz, which is the name of my mother-in-law. If this helps any: she hates collectors. Mrs. L. E. Selig Dear Mrs. Sellg: With one hand— There was an old lady named Smitz Who hated collectors like fit She treated one tough Collector 80 rough That he still can't collect his own wits! D Dear M. F. J. Be a ;;00d sport and write a limer- ick about me and my fondness for pickles, please. Betty Nichols Dear Betty: Here it is— There was a young woman named Nichols Who was plekles; One day by mistake She swallowed a snake, And was heard to remark, “Help! It tickles!" strongly enamored of (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) TIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by to the Question Editor, in Herald, Washington 22 New York avenue, | D. C. enclosing two| mps for reply. Medical, marital advice cannot be nor can extended rescarch All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. Al letters are confidential.—IEditor. legal ¢ iven, Q. Does the planet vegetable and animal lif Al Observat astronomers and ph s at its near- h carth show clouds which could not both air and It is assumed, therefore there may be and | probably is vegatation there, Whether animal life exists on the planct no one really knows. If there is it must be of such a char- acter that it can stand extreme cold, for the atmosphere of Mars is s0 thin and scanty that while the temperature may reach 68 Pahrenheit in the daytime, at night it doubtiess drops much below zero. An extremely hardy form of animal | life would be necessary to endure such conditions of sudden tem- perature changes. ions b; of Mar t | Q. How do persons lose thelr | American citizenehip? naturalization in a foreign | entering the milita naval service of a forelgn country desertion from the United States rmy or navy in time of war; con- viction for trcason and other high crimes or misdemeanor; making a homestead entry in a forelgn coun- try on which permanent residence | is required; entering the elvil serv- ice of a foreign country and taking | an oath of allegiance; renouncing | American citizenship before a court | of competent jurisdiction or pro- tracted residence abroad without | taking steps to preserve one's status | an American citizen. | 4, degrees | 1 | voting I nounces the result. been founded by King Alfred 872 A. D. Q. What letters of the alphabet are most used? A, In general use: E. T. and A, As inftial letters: 8. C. and P. Q. Which state adopted com. pulsory education first? Which country? A. Massachusetts adopted com- pulsory education in 1852, followed by New York in 1853. Holland | adopted compulsory education in| the sixteenth centpry. Q. Who was the first American to fight in the world war? | A. On the day that Great Britain | declared war on Germany, G, S.| Jarrett, later captain in the British army, sailed from New York. He| enlisted and on August 15, 1914 was | actually in the trenches. He spent | the four years of the war on western front. Q. What Is Russian tea? A. 'Tea sweetened with felly or jam., Q. Where in the Bible does it state the number of the ‘Wise Men who went to see the infant Jesus? A. The number of the Magi or Wise Men is not stated in any translation of the Bible. Smithis Dictionary of the Bible states that the number has since been fixed by the Roman Catholic church as | three, with the names Gaspar, Mel- cholr and Balthasar. The number' three was arrived at from the gits being three, “gold, frankincense and myrrh.” Q. Is a widow of a world war veteran who receives insurance pay- ments from the government de- barred from recelving the federal bonus” A. Na Q. Whbn was the department of commerce established ? A. Originally it was the depart- ment of commerce and labor estab- | lished in 1903. The act of March 1913, created a department of | commerce and a department of labor and put a number of the cabi- net at the head of cach, Q. What are the qualifications for a pharmacist? A. They are not the same in all the states but the Nattonal Asso- clation of Boards of Pharmacy and the American Conference of Phar maceutical Iaculties recommends that candidates for licenses should be at least 21 years old; have had t least four years practical experi- cnce; and have completed a course of two years in a recognized college of pharmacy. Two years of high school work are recommended as | the minimum requirements for ad- mission to a course of pharmacy. Q. What has been the increase M the population of the United States from 1690 to the present time? A, Tn 1690, approximately years after Columbus landed, white population of the American colonfes was 213,500. The first census of the United States, taken in 1790 showed a population of 3,9 The census population of | one hundred years later was 250. The 1920 census showed | population of 105 Q. Is there more than one way voting in an open meeting or is | by “ayes' 'and “nayes" the | only wa. A, Voting can be done by stand- ing, silent assent, In smail clubs votes are counted by the pre- siding officer. In large mectings the chair appoints tellers and an- Where seer red the members may vote by the | 200 the | l i is de ballot. in| | up against it. |tist church. | northwest Q. What is the lowest tempera- ture ever recorded? A. 93 degrees below Verkhoransk, Siberia. 25 Years Ago Today Centennial Lodge, F. & A. M., held its election of officers last evening. The list complled is as follows: worshipful master, C. F. Erichson; senfor warden, E. G. Hoffman; Junior warden, W. F. Corbin; secre- tary, George P. Spear; treasurer, Charles B. Oldershaw, senior deacon, C. B. Bishop; junior deacon, H. H. Wheeler; senior steward, G. D. St. John; junior steward Ventres Clark; tyler, James Whitely Horace Eddy zero at | Was appointed captain and J. R. Andrews marshal. Fire Marshal Andrew Turnbull is He reported fires for a while under the assurance that he Wwould receive compensation for his work, but none was forthcoming and he has now ceased to send in his reports. The state has written to find out the reason and has now found it out. It is agreed that Mr. Turnbull cannot be made to work without pay. The annual meeting of the New Britain Christian Endeavor union was held last evening in the Bap- A E. retiring president, was In charge. H. H. Spooner of Kensington was elected president; E. G. Bradley of FEast Berlin vice-president; and Charles T. Scott of New DBritain secretary- treasurer. The Corse Payton Stock Co., at the Russwin Lyceum all this week, will present tonight ‘‘Alone in Lon- don,” with he Charity Ball” to- | morrow afternoon and “Christopher, Jr.” in the evening. pert George P. Spear explained the proposed new system of city hookkeeping last night to the com- mittee. Y. J. Stearns, Albert Morton and Water Commissioner Egan wers also present. The snowball season school has begun, and, windows have yet been at high while no broken, | many bruised and swollen heads have resulted. W. N, McKirdy has been elected archon of the Improved Order of Heptasophs. Observation On The Weather Washington, Dec. 9.—Cloudy, probably followed by rain late to night and Friday; rising tempera- ture tonight except in extreme southeastern Massachusetts; warmer Friday, increasing east winds Forecast for Eastern New Yorks Cloudy, probably by rain tonight not so cold Friday; possibly strong cast and southeast winds. Conditions: Pressure is relative-' Iy low over the lower Mississippi valley this morning and rains were reporfed from New Mexico and Colorado eastward to Virginia. Areas of high pressure center the Plains states, the Pacific and the north Atlantic over, An area of low pressure is contral over the Southern California ¢ and another is advancing south ward from the Canadian northw: Conditions favor for this viein fair weather with rising tempera- ture followed Ly light rain, WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY “Don't give up tho shi aslon brought forth the words, does the expression, To mearly all of us thera comes a phr: 2 proph ounding through eludo us, or, thor. history, but when ¢ declarfition, an ep! recalling the phraseology, ou pon fou may fire when ready, Grid- 0 the victors belong the mpolls” mean? timo when we half remember some xim, that has gone to quote it, ‘the exact words memory falls us on the a n we tr credit for originating the system and putting it into operatlin. The object of the Hull amendment | Is to limit the right of national| ale house where he does bu ter with a whisk broom. In this bulletin, our Washington Burcau has attempted to supply the: omisslons of memory by giving a list of some of the moro trencha phrases in history, With their authorship, Tt {s a highly interesting and intormative compilation. Send for it, by filling out the coupon below: anyone appar- | ently thought of Racle wire. tanks or barbed | | ness when on his trips to New York; | who | is already a member of some such | T ot sorts. My heart’s desire and T had a date | the night before, and he called me | up feeling terri Q. What is the meaning of the name Doris? A. It is from means ‘'se The most peaceful home Is one In | which both partners agree that onc | is superior. or any other business friend the Greek and ireek d BINGHAM AND GOULD Among the seven senators who voted against the resolution to In vestigate Senator Arthur R. Gould of Maine charge, was Senator who faces a Hiram Bing- ham of Connecticut. | In this, as in all things, S | Bingham shows how state’s rights. nominated and elected bribery or he believes in be in his own| state, bribery or no bribery, heavy | light, by nator Bing- thinks he has a right to his seat In the U. S. Senate, It is not the business of th ate how senators are nominated or clected, the holds. Some of us do not ee with thi attitude, We are rather inclined to agree with the Constitution that t ate should the membership regardless of wl states think of their favorite sons. It is interesting to not If a man can election expenditures or fair ham means or foul, Sen- Connecticut inary be the judge of the other senators who voted with Bingham against the resolution as the indicating calibre of hi Bingham is There wa. South © nator Cole a Democrat need be said wctionary par tor Phipps of ¢ n enns both hard-boiled 8ena d Senator men who do not b the Senate interferc with state corruption nesota, ditto. worth, of nator Schall, of And Senator York, u ary, who was ntly A fine crew to be traveling with! PAGE MR. WALSH Presldent Coolidge is from M chusetts, as everybody in the Tay When ing Butler in State s very much awnre Senator David T. Walsh was r against William M he made it plain to all lovers and admirers of Mr. Coolidge in Massa- | nator | trade Ithough themselve, club, there house in New Y they may never go Every business which caters to will membership blanks handy for v in the provinces have ing customers. work to perfec SYMPHONY CONCEI BROADCASTING When the of ing sf i practice broadeast- symphony orchestrs rcerts d that the 10 he that the would be com- kind to q The going 1 fear was expressed (1 evitable res symphony orc’ pelled radio s to play “the of music idien Fortunately no such concession to the popular comple has e from tl Boston M. with with Symphony director. Kouss nij kowsky, of entirely devoid of those tinkling alrs banks In establishing branches to those states In which at the time of the passage of the bill, the policy of the state is in favor of branch banking. The effect of this amend- ment would be to prohibit the es- tablishment of branches of national | | banks in any except the which now permit branch banking | hy their own institutions, nding any future change In policy by the remaining states in favor of branch banking by state banks, The Senate has refused to accept | the Hull amendment to date and the House has twice returned the bill| 22 states notwith- | to conference rather than agree to! the elimination of the amendment. | | A break in the deadlock will be re- | quired before the bill can be acted | | pon at this session of Congress. President that Despite what the T wish, it is very unlikely actlon will be taken at the present wssion of Congrédss. In the first| place, the subject is of too contro- | ersial a nature to settle rapidly; 0 houses are firmly deadlock- | it and there does not ap- | any reasonable -doubt that the n will be far too short for ex ed debate upon the question, ess one resultin final v bill; in n 1 Iastly, 1 the cular foree a Iment pa there politics involved and repre lame | wing the ederal reserve banks, | President righ therch: Hly sug- moving | 7 a continu ederal reserve t there is no h in me category, tter- | enc | eration f their 1924 | There would be no especlal nced for | present charters expire in | knows how Man is found dead with hook in his hand. Probably one a friend re- turned promptly. One generation's next gen- s queer. “wicked” shows eratlon’s low comedy, Americanism: Dressing better than you can afford to impress peo- ple who arc trying to impress you. the Friends are people afflicted with fimitations identical with yours. You can tell a self-made man. He to clean his own sparl plugs. 1t would have heen a pleasure to ew Adam He couldn’t hoast began life as a poor boy. that There are but few Ameri have the true look of greatn most of them head waite are Think how Amer touched if some d to eat what eat to get thin. ‘s heart wonld wple in Furope be can As n 1st as Bosses shouldn't ¢ hoss has as 1 mile a e efficient Another way to s cold morning is to ho close to the carburetor g what you have to say a car on a yon Tt's only in the the harrowi identical with the rience Correct this inds are always sufer in sentence ok, said she, “they rolc o Copyright, 19 Syndic A Baby In Your Home Taousands of eoples of & new book by Dr. FL Wil Eiders are being_ distributed 1o women without ost, Frers woman who wants childrma whould read this book snd that_the _ar befors. Wor Fres Book send NO Momey. 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'The president of Germany Is clected by the dircct vote of the people. The president of the U, is clected indirectly by the people through presidential —electors who are clected by the voters of the several states, Q. Who founded the FEnglish University of Oxford and when? A, This university is sald to have o DOORBELL Rl OUT OF WINDOW T0 SEE 1O WHO IT 5, SHE GO UPSTRIRS AND WHO'S AT THE DODR. ! (Orders Taken Daily for Limericks) FAILS TO UNDERSTAND STARTS TO OPEN DOOR BUT TRIES FINDS MYRTLE IN HALL. MYRTLE LSTEN T0 REASON, LAST AND BUNDLE IN. MYRTLE SAPELY DOWN CELLAR DEMANDING WHY SHOULD AND TO KEEP OUT: EXPRESS MAN WHO IS 6ETTING TIRED WHILE PARENTS TRY PEIB- OPHOLDING DOLL CARRIAGE LY TO HIDE BUNDLE Rt~ f— —— — CLIP COUPON HERBm HISTORY EDITOR, 1522 New York Avenue, Washington Bu T want a copy of the bulletin, TORY, and encloeo herewith five | vostage stamps or coln for same: | NAMB ADDRESS cITY ureau, New Britaln Herald, Washington, D. C. 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