New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 3, 1926, Page 26

LOUIS (KID) KAPLAN KNOCKED OUT FOR FIRST TIME IN HIS'LIFE—NATIONAL GUARDS TO MEET MER!DEN lNSlLCOS AT STATE ARMORY TOMORROW —P. & F. CORBIN AND CORBIN SCREW QUINTETS RETURNED WINNERS IN INDUSTRIAL ‘BASKETBALL CORBIN TEAMS BOTH WlN IN INDUSTRIAL LEAGUE Screw Shop Quintet Outbattles Landers Five—P. & F. Keeps Record Clean By Trimming Stanley Works Yacobowicz Scores 12 Field Goals — Last Year’s Champions Show Same Qld Form in Victory — Benny Paris Returns to Game—Dancing Enjoyed. been winners fn the first frame, the Stanley Works would have made it hot for them. Dick Gorman was sent Into the game in this half and he played a floor game and caged and had it not rush of the League Standir 1.000 667 67 500 500 000 000 four nice 8.4 ley I'ur» position by sending The Corbin Screw quintet Fattled the Landers five in the New Britain Industrial league last night at the Y. M. in one of the bast” ol the season to open up ay night's schedule. In the second game, the champlon P. & Corbin quintet, flashing its usual fast passing game, had lttle difficulty in outstripping the Stanley Works five Corbin Screw Wins The Landers flve started in the game with the Cord outflt. Bucher! spalied In a fleld goal in tho first 20 seconds and Aronson followed with two neat shots to bring his team's score to ¢ defore the Screw Shop could find | the basket. At the 3 minute and 20 | aecond mark, Luty dropped fn a nice goal breaking the ice. Landers, howaver, was showing a world of | apeed apd Kaminski and Darrow hoth counted to make it 10. Luty again scored but Bucherl rang up another and Landers appeared to be on its way to a win, Yacobowicz and “Hamm row got their heads toge the result was a pair of baskets. Preisser made it 14 with a long shot and Vetrano made It nine with a free try. Bucheri got a free try for 15 and Yacobowicz made it 11 with a pretty one handed toss. Aronson found the rim for 17 while Luty scored with another to tie the score with less than five minutes to go. Nester added a point and Aronson eopped two. Yacobowicz and Vet- rano added points on free tries and Luty tled it up again with another trom the foul stripe. Nester made it 22 but with only seconds to go, Yacobowicz and Zaleski made it 24. The halt ended with the Screw Shop leading 24 to 22. It was nip and tuck all through the second half each tram leading the other during the half by one point. Jacobowirz went wild near the latter part of the frame and scored seven haskets giving his team the edge that won the game. He flashed | through time and again and even | though two guarda tried to hold him, they failed. Buchert and Billy Dar- row put up a game fight hut they couldn’t keep up with the streak that the capiain of the Corbin Screw team developed. Aronson did the best work for Landers with Prelsser playing a nice | game at guard. The strong finish of the Bcrew shop team was the fea- ture of the evening. “Micky Bucher! besides playing a nice floor | W0dern formations than game, shot five field goals. | paign of 1920. Yacobowicz was the shining of | To the growing list of complainis the winners while Luty and “Ham- | gz0ing shitt, jayE DAy aldedimatsrially in get-| 0 5 oy ian besn ghalned by m!r;:e,::,“efimm' the Western Conference, the poin Y andeds | atter touchdown and the incomplete | g forward pass penalty, now has been | added criticism of the huddle sys- | tem. Two outstanding opponents of the | group method of signalling are Bill D coach of this year's unde- feated Navy eleven, | Georgetown mentor, the former be- liev that it throttles the presonal- o! by scoring four on two fleld goals. He had a chance for two second half was a pretty battle, a short time and played well, get- ting a fleld goal in the time that he was in. Dancing was games, Imperial club orchestra. The score: Stanley ~orks enjoyed after the F. Tt Carlson, rf Merline, 1t | Parker, 1t . c Pelletier, rg |Abramowicz, Flis, 1 g Dar- = Gorman, 1t Holst, ¢ | Feldman, Paris, rg Gotowala, Hallin, T g Ik . 17 Personal fouls—Merline, Parker, Murphy 4, Pelletior 2, Abramowicz 3. Flis 3, Jasper 3, Luke 3, Holst 2 eldman 4, Gotowala. Carlson 6, Merline 4, Parker phy 4, Pelletier, Abramoywic: per 3, Luke 7. Holst 6, Feldman Gotowala 2. Score at half Corbin 24, Stanley Works eree. Dillon; timer, Mullin; Crean. SHARP ATTAGKS O GRID FORMATIONS Bill Ingram and Lou Little Now Opposing Huddle System 12 time— Ref- scorer, Dec. 3 (P—Few foot- ball campaigns have closed under a { sharper attack on rules governing New York, the camy the effectiveness of Bucher!, rf . W. Darrow, It Kaminski, ¢ Preisser, rg .. Nester, g Aronson, Ig .. SeEngboren and is useless unless used to embody Yacobowicz, quick shifts. Vetrano, I Luty, ¢ . Zaleskl, 1§ ... Murphy, rg . H. Darrow, Ig Tt huddle game.” co up the contest. Opinion is general among coaches t t the five-yard penalty for second and third incomplete aerials during vn series, lopted last an “experiment” has falled its purpose to curb indiserimfnate as a nd- Personal Darorw 2, Preisser cobowlez veki 4, M es—Buc Kaminski, cobowlez §, 1 - Buch Kaminski Nester 8 Vetrar , B T eri Nester 2, Arc Vetrano § Arc nong leading ¢s who favor change in the vering the point after touch He contends that the present under which the teama 1 the five yard line for the too easy J s are employing Kicks, he would have de from a point at least the goal posis. The the present rule, hall from a and fifteen- s the Stanley Worke Stanley W before Loses The down s the ten ement alue of the t X to seven o make the two goals n trow alone that failure kick would worth mor Workers s At out to w Buttmakers ing game 1 Corblinites ing rallies entire Lasket was six field Joe Jasper double de Murphy and battle all 1h Wo man while his op from the ! up for this by shooting, sending shots from th Stanley Worl kets off the hop making it s remalned there until the half with Corbins having 24. In the second frame, MY | Cleveland Grobsteln returned ro the game and immediately celebrated by getting pretty shot through the hoop. He another just like It later in the game. The two teams played evenly 1n this frams, each getting 2 make ton isties Coaches referen not v officials’ penetratior ntly the signals were din of made pojnts of Tiolet on; velop- struggle, on inatar H 1 shed 18 about Coady to punt. s not heard ired to punt npt, Yale a touch- ion aln's al- RO his in got becn Joh Billy ked out Wallace, Kid Kaplan, ch plon, (5) he Eddie Chuck Wig- deteated ' Jimmy (10). land, kno for- mer foath Jahn Shea 1R Qa gins, Indianapolis, 2 points | Delaney, St. Paul, y Ta eland 2 for the wild | splendid | ity and generalship of quarterbacks | {15 baskets. Feldman also fooled the op- | in three nice | double counters. Abramowicz broke | his record of two points last night | more | points but blew two free shots. The | Benny Parls got into the game for | | | music being mrnished by the | | | | i | for Western | son's equal, "NEW -BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1926. (BY BILLY EVANS) In making my All-America selec- tions for 1926 1 have been guided by the judgment of 40 of the leading of the United States, hailing from all scctions of fhe country. Perhaps as many officials have of- fered words of wisdom. At the ends I have narhed Ooster- baan of Michigan and Wislett of Alabama. While Oosterbaan didn’t play up to his high standard before rn critics in the game with the avy, he is a brilliant end, just as z00d as last season, when he wae named for the same position. Winslett of Alabama is my choice. He is a mighty versatile chap who has alternated at end and full. He is a most skiliful end, wonderful asser, and can hit the line with the g of Joesting of Minnesota. Hanson of Syracuse, Shipkey of tanford, Broda of Brown and Bac- Missouri were four other reat wingmen, who by many other experts probably will be rated higher than the two players I selected for my ends. Boeringer placed Penn. Klein of Ohio & the third te Captain Wickhorst of the Navy is a great tackle. There is no getting away from him. He played a mar- velous game against the Army in the final tilt of the season. The otheg tackle s more or less debatable. T have given it to John- son, of Northwestern, whom 1 re- gard as the best tackle in Big Ten. Northwestern tled Michigan ! Conference champion- ship and the line play of Johnson was a big factor. Nelson of Iowa probably {8 John- but being on a losing ot Notre Dame s center with Butler of nia a mighty close second. ate 15 placed on {team his work did not show to the | Connaughton, | and Lou Little, | recommens- | Cleve- | |in Ham | ) |Hammel scored a high run advantage the Northwestern tackle, For my guards I have selected the “Man-Mountain" of Georgetown, and Shively of Il- linois. Most of the experts will agree on the Georgetown star, but of $ei R e tnpie e ates s s s et it e e s Bt R S FIRST TEAM Oosterbaan, Michigan Wickhorst, Navy Shively, Tllinois Boeringer, Notre Dame . Connaughton, Georgetown .. Johnson, Northwestern Winslett, Alabama . “ricdman, Micl . Kaer, Southern Calif. Wilton, Lafayette Jocsting, Minnesota POSITION s End lml\le . Guard Tackle ¢ End ... Quarterbac Halfback . Halfback Fuliback Wilson~ 3 SECOND TEAM THIRD TEAM Hanson Pickard, Schmidt Butier . Hess Nelson Shipkey Spears ... Baker . Wilcox .. Amos Brown Southern California Yale Ohio_State ... Brown N. ¥. Univ, . Missour| Southern Meth, Stanford .. Montana . Ohio State Broda Hibbs Starhahn Klcin Smith Lassman, Bacchus Mann, Bogue acuse Alabama ... Army ennsylvania Ohio Sigte lowa Stanford YVanderbilt orthwaostern Purdue w. & J. DELANEY DOES NOT SEEK HEAVY TITLE Bridgenort Champion to Have a Busy Time Delending Crown TJack Delaney has no intention of Tunney at the present or des the light lieavyweight class. The Bridgeport sharpgshooter is going to be a busy | champion this winter and will de- fend his titie at least twice during the cold months. But Gorman, Jack Sharkey, Persson, or any other secker after Tunney's heavyweight crown will be accom- modated by Delaney to determine | who shall mect Tunney for the title allenging Gene time Tt Harry | ot titles. The above and many other in- teresting facts were disclosed fn an interview with: Peter Reilly, astute manager of the Bridgeport Bullet. Fight promoters are beginning to realize Mr. Reilly Is one of the shrewdest handlers of ringsters in | the game. Pefe attributes his suc- | cess to planning months ahead. “Talk of a Tunney-Delaney match just now is a mere waste of breath says Reilly, “Tunney won't fight ntil next September, and he'd be | there 18 sure to be much difference | fodfigl to think of doing so before | of opinion on Shively. “He 13 one of the greatest guards | T have ever seen in action,” was the | comment ‘of Coach Bob Zuppke of ||, Illinois as to Shively, and take it from me, “Zupp” has developed many a good guard. In the Ohio State-Illinoils game, ' ayed Shively a but on the year's play T would hively has done the better While Hess has played well, in the two games I saw him play it didn't seem as if he was up to last vear's high mark. ‘ricdman and Joestring are cinch is for two of the backficld posi- Friedman has been the domi- tor in Michigan's success, sting at full has been ally unstoppable all scason aer of Southern California and Mike Wilson of Lafayette are placed t the two halfback positions. Kaer has been the coast sensation of the ar in football, while Mike Wilson s the léading point acorer of the cast, the star of Lafayette's unde- feated eleven, Choosing between Moon Baker, Wilcox and Wilson lafayette is merely a tossup. but not desiring to have my backfield top heavy with Big Ten stars, Friedman and Joes- ting already hawing been named, 1 have glven Wilson the preference If I were a coach, any one teams A | h. the assistance of & coaches and officials me. GREGOR LOSES THO Defeated By Hess perhaps outpl say of the named, game's would three with Police In New Haven And By Hammel of Waterbury In Home Parlors, lard p liard .t feats ye and t lost pion, in 70 scor Bil- t bil- two de- Haven vor, He cham- City by a to mel of Water- to 74 Hammel, v good the lead his favor epresentin the st nt rday, ron Rogers pock one in New his home former Elm an dig H h rlors | bury In pulay Hamn made i then los Wve scratche Gre until the count stood in the 1 rs vith both start, and He nsec- egor crept up 66 to 60, still away to a g took 2 in al's favor, Hammel then spurted and ran out on the local boy, winning the game. of 21 and Gregor, 10, we are challenging neither Tunney | | then, so why talk of something that | cannot be put over for & year? In | the meantime, I expect to have De- aney doing a lot of fighting, and, I make a lot of money. “0t cou Delaney hag designs | on the heavyweight title, but he is not golng to sit around walting for the opportunity. If that opportunity | comes it will be because Jack has!| demonstrated his right to the| chance. 1 have talked plans over | with Delaney afi for the present | hope, nor Dempscy. Tunney is not ready | and Dempsey woufd want too much for his end to make it worth while for us. & | But it Jack can do anything to- ward cleaning up the ficld of the heavyweight challengers, why Pers son, Sharkey, Deiner or Gorman | have only to speak up. | “McTigue's challenge seems o he hased on nothing more than that he assugies Delaney has descrted the light he: eight ranks. This is all | wrong. Delaney, g0 far as his weight | is concerned, will never be more | than a light heavyweight | “Right now, in his clothes, De- laney welghs around 155 pounds, that is to say around 130 stripped. | Properly trained, he will take off | \round six pounds. In other words. | Delaney has convineed himself and | me as well, that if he carries any more welght in the ring than 173, | he will not be right. | Delaney has tried to bulld up & fighting welght of 185 pounds but | wo appreciate now that this is ten | pounds more than he can ever hope to put on; that i in, the way of | fighting flesh. After Jack came under my man- agement he fought as low 4s 1 pounds, but I know this was as low as he conld safely go, and 1 would not consider his injuring himself by making a poor weight for him, even though it meant a chance at the middlewelght title. “In view of the fact that we -d up all designs on the middle- weight crown for a matter of only wo pounds, it is not reasonable to ima that I would have him do himselt harm by going to any ex- me to keep ‘down to the light vywelght limit Delaney will never be anything | more than a light heavy, but at tha he will be heavy enough to make it interesting for any of the big fel- lows. If Jack can eliminate Shar- key, Persson and the rest of them, 1 fatch with Tuzney would be the | biggest ‘natural’ n years. That is what we are now aiming at.” Apropos to Mr. Rellly's plans, De- pa | fleld Sunday morning at 10 o'cloc two bonts 1 for the “Adonis Jaci colored light laney will figure in month, both bille heavyweight title takes on Jamalea Kid, heavywelght champion, in a fiftecn- round contest on an all-star card at the state armory, Waterbury, on Friday, Dec. 10th, exactly ten days later, Delancy will meet Jack De Mave, Jersey battler, ip the The bowling team stellar ten-round bout of the Christ- . Polish World War Vete mas I'und show to be staged uncer defeated the Falcon A. the auspices of Humbert Iugazy at | night at the Peerless alleys on the Tourth Regiment Armery in street by a wmargin of 63 Jersey City, Delaney contests at sridgeport into shape. WAR VETERANS VICTORS Measure of Falcons at . Alleys. pins. is preparing for Loth the Park City Gym in and is fast nding remarkable score of 167 hitting the night three strings total of 374. s a very good match. The Falcons -are not that the veter S te theirs nd for that have arranged a series matches between the two total pinfall to count. o BLUES 70 MERIDEN Ranger Football » reason, Team to Meet Silver City Team iIn Last Grid dates will be The ecores: Kosciusko Game of Scason. announced later. football tay eleven The New Britain Blues team will travel to Meriden Sun to play the All-Meriden The game will be staged at Hanover | park at 2:30 o'clock, ‘It will be the |last contest of the Blues for the season and the local boys are out to put up a hard fight for a victory. In the event of a win, the squar will be given a banquet. Coach Dr. Frank Zwick has put the eleven through a series of stiff practice sessions Tuesday, and | Thursday and will put the finishing touches on the team at St. Mary’s Quink Niva Wisk Bog: Kost 95 91 eters Uritz otash MUST PAY Philadelphia, D " Muma, of New convicted In March, 1928, in conn The lineup for the game in Meriden will be selected from the players who attend Sunday morning prac- tice. The team will leave by bus from the club roome on Church strect at [1:30 o'clock. All fans who wish o make the trip with the players are asked to be at the club rooms on time. fight films out of the state of ecither will have to pay definitely, under peals. [The circuit court dine. Kosciusko Post Bowling Team ']nk(s Peerless | New of Kosclusko 5 wl\\\" and J Quink of the Kosciusko team came | through in the first game with the | 'S high > merchants, and also hit the It| convinced am is as good as | they | = ° of three | ™M" o | teams, The matches | Wil be rolled at the Peerless and the | per | one of those {tion with' the transportation of prize | 8till wears the national junfor 18.2 | ew his | paign of Ary Bos, formerly of Hol- fina of $7,000 or remain in jail in- a decision today of |the United States circuit court of ap- dismissed Mumais appeal from the decision of | the United Q(n(uq district Judge Bo- 223382352 .:x:xnzx:ua 222 (GUARDS TO MEET - KAPLAN 1S AYOLD MERIDEN INSI[EUS' FOR FIRST TIME Local Basketball Quintet Faces|Former Featherweight Cham- .Stmng Silver City Team | pion Stopped in Filth The National Guard basketball| Louls (Kid) Kaplan, retired feath- teart will meet one of the strongest |erwelght champion of the wor'd. was combinations of the year tomorrow |the figure chosen by history to re- night on the state armory floor when | peat itself last night when he step- it faces the, Meriden Insilco quintet.|ped into the ring in his campaign The Insilcos have had only one|for the lightweight title of the world defeat chalked up against them 50 against a comparatively unknown i ;"'*r“‘;fls““-l""fl ‘:’"l‘llns at the fittler and was knocked out for th- hands of Sam Pite's Collegians, an | 7 aggregation of stars which appears| {78t time in his life, the on the horizon ab one of the best | itk punch coming in the teams in the state. The Meriden |after three other knoc | team s fortified with a number of | Boxing history it ";"”: e “':"‘""":’”i""j.'“"; WIth | gaplan's case Ly having him tmyver |the best in the state. Two former | i o { members of the New Haven Atias|n® same road as his = predec team will be seen in action in Evans o 2/ 10% JEACE OO 4R UM |and Hurwitz, Evans is at forwarit | jptq (ST € 0€ TR S CRE and Hurwitz at center. i o e R e During recent years, the Insilcos|ing ring that the germ of over-con have not been in state competttion, | faence had undermined their fig but at the start of this season. the|in. judzment and thys led {her {team, by its playing, gave Warning|that hell for all fighters, the disgrace to all that it was out ta. cop the of n first knockout state championship this year. Dur-| pundee, it will be ing the past week, the team has while featherwelght been winning by atrong spurts in|aimost unbeatable. th last few minutes and it will belhis confidence in & in the best of form when it takes agreed to fight Willie the floor against the locals tomor- catchweights. D | row night. out in the.first round. The Guards, after suffering de- an unknown' and not rated bi | teat at the hands of the Plainfield ring rating goes. team Wednesday night under pro- . Kaplan last night fessional rules, still stands at the lace, Cleveland lightw ate court cir- known from the West a championship of ered in the fifth round. (nnnm‘ur‘\l' is decided among teams est, the stalwart little who play amateur rules. The Plain-|the Silver City, gave field game does not count in the ndmitied that cv final analysis and until that team trick. Dundge comes, liere to play under amatcur v punch that ¢ rules, no decision as to the suprem- . Kaplan was ihe fayorite acy of the oulfits can be made. Hv had been ia more than The locals have defeated the Bi battles and had s tol Endees twice, once on Than men in the worl o Day and again on the Satur-;With the third round day night following. The Lgy Bristol | "% 1% v e 5 ghtfo i =2y g team won the undisputed right to (O F il ! th: state champlons ip last year but % JeRIL Ao Britain has all but put them Siepg Lunough (e suittiog out of the running thts scason, RN toite ot tha Biaian on The locals will have their. full| (o ' F "5 & !strength on.the floor. Captain Kil-| ¢\t ® U Johnny Shechan will hawk oo o S0 1 the back court-with Sloman y o ™0 aylor in the foreground.|from that i R s will form the pivot went down for five on the {around which the team will play. In | ing seven the i serve will. be Joe Jasper, speed and the long sleep on th Gerry € howski for| . recovered anickly in his corr: o Jutsy” Sturm, all three and amid the bitter veeds of In their own right. ‘knockout ficld, he admitted that over The Meriden team will be well confidence had undermi [Mx ifled. Evans and 'eagle, of ter julgment. Tt was his | Mertden, will play forwards; Hur- son. He had Lecome s used to f | witz will be at center; Mendell, for-|victories d over of Cornell, and McCarthy, the men as Rilly Petroile, Bohby Danny Kramer Leo (Kid) that to him. defeat He probably reg: his own mind, all fighters as ups.”. Dundee came back to be rore 1 beatable after meeting the long sie: | frora Jacksoa’s punch and K getting his best teaching from ti occurrence, will be the better for i More than ever now. will the Meri den “Windmill” return to his old form and no fighter, no matter hotw easy he looks, will be easy to K lan from no': on, except when h is on the floor or helpless hefore him. Balkline | FIGHTS LAST NIGHT By | deva fifth round -downs. repeats ssor. iy, both IR remembere champion. ndes v 1 Billy Wi ight. a 4 wa Al battler a0 second the th fourth | center and * { basketball ace iy « { best in Meriden, will do guard dut | In reserve will be Druehl, Industrial league star of New Haven, who will alternate with Hurwitz at center. The Burritts will be scen in a pre- liminary which will start at § o'clock. The Guards will begin play about 9 o'clock and Dillon will ref- erce both games. Dancing will fol- RETAINS HIS TITLE | Kinrey Matsuyama Still Wears the National Junior 18.2 Billiard Crown. | { Philadelphia, Dec. 3 (P—Kinrey | Matsuyama, diminutive Japanese the Assorlated Press. ‘ew York—Jimmy Maloney, Bos ton, defeated Franz Diener, Ger- many (10). Are De Kuh, New York, won from Charley Anderson, C'hica- go when Anderson dislocated shoul- der, (3). Art Weigand, Buffalo, knocked out Al Rood, New York, (1), Sandy Seifert, Pittsburgh, in three | beat Jack De Mave, Hohoken, N balkline billiard crown. The cam- land, but now of this city, for recov- ery of the title which the Japanese player won from him last spring met with failure last night. Bos was turned back 1200 to §32. The match was played blocks of 400 points each. | Wonder What a Playwright Thinks the Morning After. Ye PAPERS AT LAST SEE MOON HAS To SAY ABOU (Reaps) 'AS A PLAY 1T PUR X8} WELL THATS over! THE Pt HAS (TS FAULTS 0F COURSE BUT THAT S TRUE CF ANY SHCOW - ~0NE CAN'T EXPECT PERFECT(ON ON_THE CPENING PER- FORMANCE— | LL BE n ® GLAD WHEN THE MORNING . PAPERS ARE OUT HAD (T IN FOR ME- TS Oul HE RS OAnoiie WHO REALLY ) canTic HE SAYS -~ NS PLAY IN_PAANY A DAY AMD WE INTEND SESING (T AGAIN' I_ALWAY LIKED THIS Fe 3 O WRITE FOR THEM = LisTan STIFF LAST NIGHT - we UNCOLORE PREJTUDICE " ~LET! WHAT THE MORNIMNG T}«s PAPE& ALWAYS BIASED CRITIAISM Par "Lfi WILL ALLow SUCH AN IGNORANT PERSOM AS Tiy S WE warE BORED ATTENDED THE 0PENING OF A So-CALLED: J. (10). ‘_ By BRIGGS "HERE'S A CRUTIC WMo OUGHT MEUER BE ALLOWED IN A THEATER - LisTEN To TH\S STUFF = R TS MEANT FOR TRAGEDY 11§ COMEDY= IF ITS MEANT FOR COMEDY,ITS TRAGEDY!" N ONE THING ABOUT THIS (CRITIC HE ISN'T con- —SVD&RSDAMUCN "NOW HERE'S A SMART CRITIC- HE SAYSY IT 18 ONE OF THE CLEVEREST PLAYS EVER PRODUCE D AIND OUGHT To PACK The | HAUSE EVERY PERFORMANCE ~.THAT BoY HAS GooD JUDGMEN T AT s ol A Too BAD ALL Tt 5 ARENIT AS WELL EDITED AS_THIS OWNE. THAT'S A _FAIRLY GouD, PICTURE y OF MG . MY PICTURE ENTITLED 'THE SeEAm0S mMoaT SUCCESSFUL PLAYWRIGHT! \PSHAW ! I'™ AFRAID CTRATS ‘A BIT THICK BUT_ STILL ONE MUST ADMIRE THE CQNS ERVATIVE NE OoF THIS/ %