New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 30, 1926, Page 8

BLOW TO DOHENY right te warming his niche in the it didn’t. Everything else l\l'mmd velopes on Saturday night! the Near East Relief last yecar? csccam B — - — " " sidice Gk 3 . NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1926. o o ticed that where the parties are|which reminds one of empty and|not admit trying to fill the house = you Harry? My name's Albert, you |Brazil. New Bntaln Hera.ld Sheftyiavealy. Alp{dsq thore uma“y(wo,mm Honet :y luc:h n;&thod: 'l‘hder:h was no know.” g sn(f' ] Where and when was Milton PNEUM NIA AGAIN HEEALD PUBLISHING COMPANY re. Shortly afterwar: ere wasy —Danlel Frizze! s born? ‘are half as many Democratic papers Content to remain chairman of a blaze In H. Markus' grocery « v A. Chicago, Illinols, January 12, T | as there are Republican. |the Republican national committee, | store on Elm street, dangerously Don't tell your wife that a vaca- | 1882. Tasusd Dally (Sunday Excepted) now that he has been denied the|close to his 70-gallon ol tank. But tion has made another man out of| Q. What Is the approximate At Herald Bldg., €7 Church Street. the oll wouldn't burn. At any rate 0 you, for she might expect two en- |value of clothing eent abroad by | SUBSCRIPTION RATES | $5.00 & Year. | $2.00 Three Months. | 5c. a Month. o Post Office at New Britafn | Entered at as Second Claws Mall TELEPHONB CALLS . 938 Business Office « Editortal Rooms . The only profitable advertising medium | in the City. Clrculation books and p: room always open to advertlrers. | Member of the Associated Press. The Asspciated Press is excluaively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwire credited in this paper and aleo local | news published therein. | Member Andit Bureau of Circulatien. Tha A. B. C. ts a natlonal organisation which furnishes newspapers and r- timers with a strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this mudit This insures protection again= fraud in newepaper | distribution flgw es to both national and local advertisers. s on sale daily in New Newsstand, Times Entrance The Herald York 8qui Hotaling's Schultz's Newsstands, nd Central, 42nd Street. at A TEST OR COURAGE Barrett, theater man- ager of this to be commended for his unfailing alert- Carlyle G. city, is surely s under circumstances, which caused nitwit with ambitions to go to the peniten- | tiary to his private office minus the satchel had hoped trying two youths leave they to obtain. The footpads were disappointed hecause here was a man who put up a sterling fight with a superior mind, which proved more than a match for the stunted mentality and hrute force that paid the clandestine visit. Mr. Barrett has a reputation among his friends of being ‘“‘on the job” early and late. He now has vastly enhanced that repu ion. In spite of being gagged and tied, he ably handled two young criminals who sooner or later will be headed for an institution made and provid- ed for their kind. SIGNS OF PROGRISS The Connecticut company is to be commended for its evident desire to discover just what is tha trouble with the Berlin busses. The checkers along the ought to bring home some valuable information upon which the com- pany might base changes. Such efforts to ascertain the ac- tual circumstances will to the public as meeting v. There was a time route appeal them half when the = Connecticut company was not a0 much interested in adopting this reasonable attitude. Happlly that time is now a thing of the past. The report that it may be pos ble to utilize trolley cars as an aux- | illary service to Berlin during the| peak hours probably is not based| upon probability. This should not ne sary It enough bu: placed upon the route during these The trolley now helps out Iroad depot in Berlin, and ufficient. the highway from erlin street should es ars he hours. to the that The tracks in that to B: be ripped up at the earliest oppor- is quite s point tunlty. They unnecessarlly attenu- ate the width of the highway, are a nuisance, are dangerous, and take up valuable public space. The t nuisance acks are as much of a pub- as a line of parked side of the high lie a cars along the for that distance. GOULD'S VICTORY The Democrats are entirel hope- tess in Maine, quite as hopeless as they are in Philadelphia, the o large city which gave Taft a plurality In 1812, The Democratic | senatorial didate who ran yes- terday forwvarded a ‘“spirited con- test” during the electlone periofl, but counted he rather spir at result was as exj about fits the situation. o aroused Ma over only ine's necessity the Senate of that t doesn't The Boston ran an editori discanted of the Democra Almost every read newspaper . I8 either act wee or 80 independent candidates rarely f er i columns, the Boston paper de Sheets which once were st Democratic organs have morphomed into emba Re lican papers. “We it in any othar state in the Union the Der cratis party is, or ever has heen, so badly off as regards newspaper baoking e it Is in Maina at the preent dme,” closed the editorial in tr wosems paper. *misb :xptatns much. The po o - - not be what | vea oo are to he belleved; but it will have been no- | | go | deep thought. | reads of such things and does its|chairmanship. {have been much doubt as to the man's speakings any too seriously, | whether to rematn dry or to return | | the original Edward L. Doheny's story about Senate, it seems that even this little the $100,000 satchel, which he told | honor will be denled him after the the Senate oil committee, will|galaxy of Republican saints get into the present trial as evi-| through with oiling up the campaign dence following a ruling of the trial | machinery. | udge. | The White House spokesman has| This technicality required some | related that there 1is no pressing To the public which|need for a change In the national| But as things are| nobody takes the aspokes-| to own thinking there should never today, availabllity of such evidence. | especially on political matters. It What Doheny sald once under iy the Republican moguls who run oath ought in all consclence to be| | the party, not the White House worth hearing again, especlally In| spokesman, who are going to do a trlal of such Importance as the|some deciding on thls matter. one under way. This trlal is the | the oll magnate faces a| The other was| with no In view of those who are men- | tioned as likely contenders for the | post still held by Butler are Repre. sentative Willlam R. Wood of TIn diana, Charles Dewey Hilles of New | York. Senator Frank Willls, of Ohio, tormer Governor Frank O, Lowden of Illinols, Benator Charles Curtis| of Kansas, and C. Bascom Slemp o{= Virginta. s | All are able men, but some have | real test, conspiracy charge. merely an investigation punishment attached. So far the ofl crowd has relled altogether upon technicalities — which is a bad sign—and has elght | of the most technical lawyers in the | country at its service. Also a pub- has failed to get icity agent who any favorable publiclty for ISy .r creentlals than others. | clients, 8o far as we are aware. | o4 of Indiana has been chair- e man of the Republican national ONTARIO AND PROHIBITION | o ogional committee and has| Last of the Canadian dry pro- vinces, ‘Ontarfo tomorrow votes upon tha prohibition act; in other words, will been successful in the election of a Republican majority in the House during an off year. As an organizer declde | iy ore are few any better. | Senator Willis is a monument of | | strongth in Ohlo, but he is too “dry” | to figure as a national boss. He/ | would not compromise with thel [ “wat” element in the party, and as| Gl The | overvone knows, compromising 1is same specles of dry crusaders €x-| .., o¢ 1o prime elements of suc-| isted In Ontario before the war,| . ool however, and Ontarlo did not have| g oyernor Lowden would be an saloons such as the term fs or was | T the backing of | | the farm bloc, but he is going to be | a candidate for the presidential | provincial Ontario to moisture. { In the United States it is com- monly sald that elimination of the saloons was the main objective of crusaders. understood in the United States Ontarfo had a liquor system | country raised liquor could only be =old connected with hotels. And a hotel in order to be llcensed to sell liquor over a bar had to possess a certain mini- a falrly wherehy in bars licensed mum of rooms—usually large figure, ‘so that nothing but| nomination; in fact, is the strongest | | candidate in sight as Mr. Coolidge’s Instead of being “with the administration, he is more like- |1y to be “agalnst” it. There i3 lit- tle doubt that he could be bough(i off with the offer of being a mere successor. the best sort of places in the cities could meet the requirements. | During the days of local option licenses were not fssued counties, national chairman. | Senator Curtls of Kansas, Repub- | " |lican Senate leader, is one of those | " | suave individuals who know how to| the numerous wrinkles in | such prohibition towns or that long before Ontario 80| | iron out became | | shovels of ashes a shovel | tone dry it had such a carefully regulated liquor traffic that it would have been termed the next| ition on this side of thing to prol the line. The Canadian provinces, it will] have heen noticed, have a much more flexible system of law than we have. In the good old U. 8. A. prohibition is specified in the Con- stitution and there s a national en- forcement act known as the Vol- stead law. To modify them requires an etfort that is almost the despair | of liberals. But Canada has no dif- | ficulty In changing its law at will— in vote on it During the war they didnt call honds “liberty bonds.” fact, they merely their war elther. BROOKHART HE: ARD FROM By turning to the right page and glimpsing the right column in yes- terday s paper the reader had an opportunity to see what Senator- Elect Smith W. Brookhart is talk- ing about. This is the gentleman from Jowa who was backed by the Republican organization in his state in a las minute endeavor to make him feel he was one of the boys and perhaps in the hope the action would turn him from his evil ways. How he has turned the was indicated from statement telegraphed He s about as {lled the ranks of Insurgency from Des Moines. strong-armed and self-w! fighter in as he was a year ago. The patting on the back and the administration of psychology evidently has the slightest, not worked 1n Towa apparently fs growing res- symptom of what no e again— doubt Is occurring in other agrarian re of 19 country banks 1ded to the se e which have falled in the beginning of the agricultural depression, has given Brookhart an opportunity to please his constituency with a scathing W interests < against 1 street” and the hom he holds re- livergency atween industrial prosperity axper! and they are cing on ngthen his position he cites Wall street see cod v ities have ad- heavily agriculture ts to say that some of the I's might have boen valued very helow their Intrinsic worth heginning of the rise and that va lands may have heen valued Iy higher than their true worth re they ted, But that isn't w } erg want to hear. Broc irt 1em what they vant to hear GOING AFTER BUTLER Senator William M. Butler of | A sorely na 1o is tics for love glory must be that doubtful quality ol | the political linen and leave no hard | feelings. He is a good contender for the post, the best available, in our humble opinfon. C. Bascom Slemp, | gressman, former secretary to Presi- | dent Coolidge, and natlonal com- former comn- | mitteeman for a number of years, is a shrewd person, an astute or- ganizer, and a man with no ene-' | mies. Buf he comes from the south and leaders are not anxlous to give | | the south that much recognition. Hilles of. New York ought not ap- | peal to the ‘“prominent Republi- | cans” for more than ten seconds.| He managed the campaign of Presi- dent Taft in 1912, when the latter | ran against Mr. Roosevelt in the | celebrated Bull Moose campaign | which resulted fn the election of | Woodrow Wilson. Vermont and Utah in that palgn. Hilles also has been identi- fled with the managements of the recent Republican campalgns in New York, and 1f these are a| criterion of his abilities the mrfln\ leaders of the party will have noth- | |ing ot Hilles. He may mean well| but never gets anywhere. Chalrman Butler Is not expected | to retire of his own free will. He| {is going to hang on for dear life. He thinks he is the greatest nation- al chatrman that ever champloned | the destiny of the grand old party.| | Tt he is to be ditched it will have| to be done by strong arm methods; | and there are some Individuals left| Taft only carried cam- In the party with quite muscular| arms. | 25 Years Ago Today A Peloin has sold his gray| are, Lady Wilke 2:23 38-4, 10 ortimer Rhodes. "he streat lights ordered erected by the common counetl some weeks not yet heen erected. department today let all its men go, there being no more outside work for them. Actlvity will he suspended until snow falls, and there is enough money left over o winter. ago have The street to last through t James White recently purchased for H. I. Mills the fast horse, Lady from Harry Brusie of Bristol. Mr. Mills expects to lead them all on the South Main street course ti winter. The ministers’ association, elated at its success in rooting out some of the law-breaking saloons, has now announced that it seek to have i shows prohibited and all such thinly disgulsed prize fights as occurred here Thanksgiving Day When Frank Poplar entered his o store on Main street this orning he found the floor littered with footwear and hoxes, drawers ete., thoroughly ransacked by bur- glars. He is unable to determine the quantity of goods stolen. As there wera no windows broken, Mr. Poplar is of the opinlon that the burglars must have gained an en-| trance through the door. | Box 42 at the Strickland house corner was rung in last night and the fire department rushed to the ccene with a huge crowd In its wake. When the firemen arrived they found the ['ncle Tom's Cabin band plaving in front of the Opera House, but Manager Hanna would | it;did and the department was hll.i\ for a while. FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN The darn. “curse of the country’ 'is Gol- ‘Whatever the underworld may be under, it isn't indictment. The difference between nude and naked is in the eye of the beholder. America has always queens as cards, but Marie was the | first one used as a drawing card. The sweetheart wasn't like sweetie. She expected her dad feed her, not a sweet papa, a to The clergy may do as it pleases, but it takes a lot of nerve to abolish hell in times like these. Normalcy will have returned only | when the young lady and her beau | start eating gum-drops again. Formerly grape felly was merely | a food and not proof of a temptation | overcome. Mussolini is brave, but he slecps with a guard at the door and the cabinet in bed with him. We shudder to think what Ana | nias would have sald the thermome- ter on his porch registered. Christmas is coming, but it means | little to Europe; she no longer be- lleves in Santa Cla Cotton wasn' the only thing the Another begins with “h.” There's some excuse now to sam- ple Christmas liquor early. A man must discover whether it's year. | kill him. Most of the people who complain | about the laundry’'s work are too proud to run a washing machine. Puffed rice and things seem im- possible until you see how many of co'l can make. That chap who executed Peking editors without trial might tell an | interesting story of rejected manu- scripts. Many things happen in secret, and it may be that at times the presi- | dent chides the White House spokes | man for what he has sald. So New York ig tired of nauglty shows! Now the cloak and suit trade may expect most of its orders by mail. Correct this ntence: ‘“We've been married five years,” said she, “and we never tell one another faults to guests.” (Protected by Publishers Observation On The Weather Washington, for Southern N and colder tonight; day in- creasing cloudiness ng tem- | perature; diminishing northerly herly and in winds becoming soi creasing Wednesday. Forecast for Eastern New York: Falr tonight, colder in south por- tlons Wednesday increasing cloudi- ness, probably followed by rain in north and ecentral, and warmer in |south portions; colder Wadnesday night; diminishing northerly winds hocoming southerly and increasing Wednesday, Conditions Unscttled, rainy weather prevails this morning in the coast districts of the Middle Atlan- tic and New England states. The arca of low pressure is central over the ocean off southern New Eng- land coast. Areas of high pressure eenter over Kentucky and the Canadian | northwest an dbetween these there is a disturbance central in the northern Mississippl valley Tem- | | peratures are lower over the Ohlo valley and higher in the northern Mississippl valley, Precipitation areas of the past 24 hours extend from the central gulf region northeastward to Maine and the St. Lawrence valley and from Minnesota westward along the bor- der to the North Pacific coast Conditions favor for this vicini partly cloudy weather and not m change in (vm[vvr ture. CO\IMU l(/ATED A. M. I ZION CHURCH OFFICERS Editor New Britain Herall In your issue of last there appeared an art “t that there had been a reorganization of the “hoard of directors™” b local A. M. E. Zion churc We have no “board of dfrectors” in churehes of Negro Mathodism. The trustees were duly elected Oct, 12 On a subsequent date the bhoard. including Joseph Young., who had Leen elected some time previous, chose its officers, under the direc- tlon of the pastor who is the dis ciplinary head of the hoard: H. W Brewer, president; Joseph Youn iot ngleton trea » article referred to, also sta that E. L. Richardson r 10ed as wsurer. AS 4 matter of fact Mr fchardson has not resigned. He was superseded, however, by Singie- ton through the action of the board. Joseph Young who is also scereta of hoth the quarterly conferenc and the church is the official authorized by me, as pastor to tran act business with t ie in ir erest of this ch ALSTON thought of in abundance this | going to | 7‘7”%& | Send all ('nmmunlcnllone to Fun Shop Editor, care 0f the New | Britain Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New Yorl e = Free Shoppin’ Service, Folks! Note THE SHOP Christmas A Difference Philip: “Thought you said I was another man since my vacation.” Edgar: “Well?"” Phili fy wife saw me on the street with another woman last night and just landed into me for A. Clothing to the 3,225,115 pounds and 515,616 pounds of shoes valued approxi- mately at 30 cents per pound. Q. What does it cost to clothe a | boy and girl up to the ages of 15! to 18 years? A. A cost-of-living etudy pub- lished in 1924 by the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, estimates the cost of clothing for a boy up amount of ' Health Dept. Calls Attention an¢ Issues Yarning Hartford, Conn.,, Nov. 30 (A— | State Commisstoner of Public Health Dr. Stanley H. Osborn, calls atten- tion to the increasing number of cases of lobar pneumonia and of hints, | A box of laughter-dinner mints, | Cheer-skin gloves, and funitics, | Are mirth-while gifts that surely-1l please! Natural Question! | Mrs. Wayupp: “Yes, we every possible kind of servant Uncle Walt (from country {is that fellow over there | uniform 2" Mrs. Wayupp: man." | @ncle Walt: “Ye don't tell mo:! Say, 1 wonder if he couldn't do! i | have Who ‘ in the “That {s the foot- | something for them corns of mine?” i —Milton Boyer. | THE FUN SHOP NEWS WE| . Home Kconomics | If statements you receive the first| Seem more than you can hope to | JKLY | car | ! Cheer up. They'll be a whole lot | worse | Around the first of January! | P Football letters are now being| awarded by the colleges One young man of our acquaint- ance got two letters as the result of | playing football. One from the coach, for playing the required num- | ber of minutes, and one from his | father, for flunking French. | | . e e Soclal the Ford bucked Maris (He's got | And now the world at why | Her trip was such a flivver! trip of Queen a lot to give her). large knows | | Dramatic A TFrenchman {s attempting to | | prove that Adam was a I‘renchman. Judging by the swiftness of Adam’s fall, he might have been | their first premier! | domiciled in the District of Colum- | states | place where one slceps, the fair.” | | Edgar: “Well, I said you were an | otiter man, not another husband —Martin J. Maltzan. “ .. Cause for Rejoicing Herbert: “My dear, my vacation | has made another man of me." | Loulse: “Well, I'm glad of that. | Now we'll have some use for that | extra pair of trousers you get with | -mor)‘ suit.” —1J. C. Pureyn. (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) | | | | Q. Can government fmp]c)l‘fl living in the District of Columbia re- | turn home to vote when they have | taken up permanent residence in | the capital? | A. They may go to their home | states to vote, or vote by mail in those states where that form of vot- ing is legal, notwithstanding the | fact that they are permanently a, provided they have maintained a legal residence in their home “Domicile” and *legal resi- dence” have different meanings in law: the first merely means the 2cond is a maltter of intent. A pe n who has established a legal residence in a particular state by living there the required time to vote, and then ob- tains an appointment in the govern- [to the age of 18 at $912 and for a| girl | |it was of German origin, | Petrograd. | Soviet | name officially 118 a base thing to tread upon a man broncho pneumonia in the state and in the morbidity statement of the department for this week says that | last year there were 1,007 deaths from these forms of pneumonia. The bulletin of the department ad- vises people as a means of escaping $1,002. To the age of 16, it would be approximately $800 for a | boy and $575 for a girl. Q. Through what stages was the name of the Russian city of St. Petersburg changed to Leningrad? | the disease to avoid sudden extremes A. Shortly after the outbreak of | of temperature, and over fatigue the World, War in 1914, the name |and worry. St. Petersburg was dropped because| It adds that when a person con- and the | tracts a cold he should stay at home city was called by the Russian name, [ and rest. Since July there have In March, 1024, the}been 579 new cases of pneumonla in government changed the | the state. The reports for Novem- to Teningrad, in|ber to date show that the mumber honor of Nikolal Lenin. | of cases were 174 as compared with Q. Who, besides English speak- [ 110 for the month of Octobher. ing people have this proverb “Never | Dr. Osborn said thore has been hit a man when he's down"? | A, In the German it reads “It | of cases of diphtheria among chil- dren and he attributes that to the “Don't | use of serum. Last week there were strike a man when he is down."” | only 25 cases reported as coinpared Q. When did Johnny Evers start | with 34 for the his baseball carcer? In how many | Cases of scarlet fever fell from 54 who is down"”; in Russian | World Series has he participated? |to 44: The cases of measles in- A. His major league career | creased from 10 to 34 and cases of began with the Chicago Cubs ln,\\hooplng cough from 35 to 52. 1902, and he remained with them | {until 1914 when he went to the| A copy of the first edition of joston Braves and from there in| “Pllgrim's Progress” was Bunyan's 1917 to the Rhiladelphla Phillies. | 19" ¢ quction in England recently | He has participated in four World | oo “eaq nnp. | Series, three of them consecutive, in 1906 with the Chicago Cubs versus m the Chicago White Sox; In 1907 with the Chicago Cubs versus the Detroit Americans; in 1908 with the Chi- cago Cubs versus the Detroit Ameri- cans; and in 1914 .with the Boston Braves versus the Philadel- phia Americans. noticeable decrease in the number previors week.. i e | | artig | ment service requiring removal to s vl Jfl;{’“f" {‘:nm o | Washington, nevertheless by con- P HE g L Rt | tinuing to register in the district | | from which he moved, can maintain | a legal residence there and continue Ay | to vote. nta Claus! 2 | Q. Can you tell me about the | size of the sun, its distance from the | plause. Our nomince for president Is Mr. Kris F | | Who'll win the public's loud ap- | Q. It there a minimum - height " for Railway Mail Clerks? ‘‘Pape’s Cold Gomponnd is A. They muet be at least 5 feet pleasant and affords 5 inches Instant Relief Q. Who wrote “Neither snow or rain, nor heat nor gloom of night A dose taken ¥s these couriers from the swift every two houra comple of thelr appointed until three doses rm’x\mhF, - are taken will end A. li:rnrh‘lu. grip misery and Q. What is the meaning of the break up a cold name Teulah? ¥ Gt 1t promptly A. 1t is from the Hebrew and ofecs elageei.ug means married. B e T SR passages in the Jesse Pomeroy Observes head, stops nasty 51st Year in Prison discharge or nose Syndicate.) | | Correct | earth and all about it iti | Hudson: “I want 1o order some . ‘ylr'm' t “1‘ = c‘?m:fismo“ blank expense voucher: e T e Printer: *Certainly. Loose or in r"l‘l‘n‘dmn‘ “Loose. Our salesmen ;1;]?’,“:'@&]and‘ flr],” ‘;}““” el e | the - A full discussion of the | i subject can be found in our Wash- | —Farl Grosner. |ingion Bureau's bulletin on “Popu- e ) 3 ar Astronomy”, which can be ob- | WHAT “: TODAY | tained on request to the Bureau for | five cents in postage stamps. 1 was pretty it as my turn Q. What is the area and popu- to take the barber's chair, but the tion of Poland? fellow who said he was there before \. The territory of Poland com- me was a husky fellow out s prises Congress Poland (Poland as feet two. iclimited and handed over to Rus- | ‘]y ?l'l him get away with it. sin ‘h\' the Cong of Vienna, 1815) | Just as the barber was shaving Galicia, the former Prussian Poland, | his left cheek a boiler exploded in | Upper Silesia. and a portion of the the basement and the barber's razor | Wilno (Vilna) territory. The re-[ {slipped. It will be & month before public is divided into the city of | [that big boy's mouth will hold | Warsaw, and 16 countics, subdivided | water. into 276 districts and self-governing Belleve me! That was MY lucky day! I turhahn. | population of 27,192,674, ¢ s+ s Q. How many of the five cent! wo weeks after my wife's mother | pieces coined in 1883 were without | to live with us I asked to be the wi “Cents"? | »d to the Florida branch. A. Out of a total coinage of | wit h was granted 22,969,421 the word ‘“cents” was| My mother-in-law decided to stay | Omitted from 5,479,619, i north a short time and shower the| Q. What is the address of the | blessing of her company on certain Carncgie lfoundation for the Ad- other relatives, As soon as it got | vancement of Teaching? cold, however, she us at Miaml. was going to join from the earth? | A. The eun is 865,000 miles in | cities 149, It comprises an area of square miles and has a total 59 50 2 Fifth Avenue, New York | city. e 3l Q. What is the name and ad-| | | We had been in Florida but three weeks when that hurricanc came, | 47¢58 of the American Consul Gen- Our loss was $5.000, cral in Brazil? | R e e AR A. Alphonse Gaulin, Consulate | reopened, wa recatved ‘s telograz] Generall of tHe ‘Unfted “States’ of| from mother-in-law “Nothing doing,” it sald, “I'm go- ing to stay north.” | Yeow | THAT was my lucky day!! —Charles F. Marelli. PAPA SHOWS BABY HOW TO RIDE THE NEw KIDDIE~ KAR . ” | waren Dadby, BABY, | AND SEE HOW NICE. HE DOES IT! 5 MAN AND SUPER (As Tound in the Fun Shop Joke Factory) “Do you know my wifc vacation made another John: me my of me?” Law told man “If that her for bigamy Elsie Buehler. is why on't you suc And how tributors other Jun wrote jt— . How He Knew Shop con- North America, Rio de .lanr!ro,l Boston, Nov. 30 (P—Jesse H. | TUDHLIEIN el gt | Pomeroy, most widely known of all HIgicn s Al s e the state’s charges, yesterday ob- | dullness, feverish- | werved his 518t birthaay In arison |DCSS. Sor: (hroat, sneezing, soreness d the G7th of his life. He was And stiffncss. admitted to the prison on Septem- | Don't stay stuffed —up Quit ber 7, 1876, when he was not quite | Plowing and snuffling! = Ease your He had been sen.. | throbbing head! Nothing else in 17 years of age. tenced to solitary imprisonment for life for the murder of a child. as “Pape’s Cold Compound,” which costs only thirty-five cents at any Of late years, however, he has | had the freedom of the yard and | drug store. It acts without assist- was given light duties out of doors | ance, tastes nice, causes no incon- which kept him in good health. | venience. Be sure you get the Today he performed these duties as | genuine. Don't accept something uvsual, else. _- - eoroeM o -—_———_ WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY sald, “Don't give up the ship t occasion brought forth the words, Who Wi “You may fire when ready, Grid- What does the expression, “To the victors belong the spoils” mean? To nearly all Gf us thera comes a time when we half remember some apt phrase, a prophetic declaration, an eplgram or maxim, that has gone resounding through history, but when wo try to quoto it, the exact words ¢lude us, or, recalling the phraseology, our memory fails us on the au- thor. In this bulletin, omissions of memory our Washington Bureau has attempted to supply these by glving A llst of some of the more trenchant hrases In history, with thelr authorship. It is a highly interesting and 1formative compllation. Send for it, by filling out the coupon below: —— — CLIP COUPON HERE —_— HISTORY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1322 New York Avenuo, Washington, D. C. I want a copy of the bulletin, WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HIS- TORY, and encloss herewith five cents {n loose, uncancelled, U. | Postage stamps or cotn for same: ciry o e T am a reader of the HERALD. Albert: “Do you remember you safd my vacation made another man | 1S ut of me? Well, you're right.” 2 rles: “How do you know? Albert: “Why the other | GLYAS vent home. knocked on my front WILLIANG door, and my wife shouted, ‘Is that WHEN YOU'VE KEPT YOUR EVES OFF THE ° CLOCK UNTIL \YOU'RE SURE YOUR HALF HOUR. UP, AND TURN TO FIND THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED EXACTLY ELEVEN MINUTES | the world gives such prompt reliet