New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 27, 1926, Page 6

New Britain theater orchestra, be- 3 . BERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY aggeration. | But it s telling the world that | A e e Znuren Tareet. | there has been & remarkable im- | provement all around. | Capable musicians and good lead- | | ers abound, and the theater mag- nates show evidence of taking pride {in the kind of music that is being | produced with the performances. othing s too SUBSCRIPTIOX RATES® 45.00 » Year. $2.00 Three Months. 6c. 8 Month, ered at the Post Office at New Britun e a3 Second Clase Mall Ma TELEPHONS CALLS Business Office ... Y18 Kditortal Rooms —_— is only profitable advertising medium | hf:i. Oity, " Circulation booke and press room always open to advertirers. Member of the Associated Press. Associated Prose {a excluaively en- :'l‘l.lfl to the use for re-publication of Il news credited to It or not otherwiee redited in this paper and also local ows publizhed there(n. Member Audit Bureau of Cireniation. a natlonal organization which furnishes Dewspspers and ad flsers with a strictly honest azal eireulation. Qur circulation o are baged upon this audit. This ins rotection agalnst fraud in newsp istribution figuies to both mational and Jecal advertisers. The Merald s on sale daily n_New Fork st Hotallng's Newsstand, Tim: Square; Schultr's Newsstands, Entrance g AR Qi GRS MAINE'S SCANDAL, ‘The primary scandal in Maine has THE RED CROSS OAMPAIGN 1t ia with emotions of dismay that #ne learns that the campaign of the | Red Cross in New Britain to obtain annual contributions and member- | jate Bert M. Fernald ship from the public of this city | after President Coolidge is common- has failed by ahout two-thirds of the |1y uisxpences, Secretary Hoover from speaking in The budget of the Red Cross was aE pet at -a very modest sum— only $6,000, This would have entalled pnly 6,000 members at $1 each out ot a population of 70,000. As a fatter of fact the roll call metted pnly something in excess ot 000, » off which means there have been only ' under the circumstances, 1t Gould 2,000 people in New Britaln Who|is elected it will have to be on his pared to belong. In fact, the num- [ own strength and not with heip ber is considerably less, as there |from the administration, bave been larger individual contri-| This is a had year for those butions than $1. [ spend too much to As & result of this failure the es- | The Vare and Smith episodes in Pablished activities of the Red Cross | Pennsylvania and Illinois, bared just The spirit is one of * | g00d,” instead of “anything just so it 1s music is good enough.” The public is duly thankful. There a saylng in Hollywood that a movie show cannot be much better i‘Umn the music that goes with it | because the action of the films is so | enormously enhanced with appropri- ate action in the orchestra pit. Any no’ one who has ever seen a fllm, | matter how without musie, | will good, realize the tendency toward flatness, and wha makes when the t a difference it music steps in fo vitalize the scenes, The | sured that the public likes the kind theater owners can rest as- of improved musle being glven, It is a move in the right direction | reached beyond the stage of heing | a tempest in a teapot. The defeat of Arthur R didate for the ate, 10 succeed the Gould, Republican can is not unlikely regarded as having prevented the state on his behalf, in to the accusation of Governor Ralph O. Brewster, Republican, that Gould violated the expenditures. The adminis mended for keeping law regulating primary ration is to he com- hands who be nominated, in this city no doubt will be greatly |at a time when numerous other puriatied; officlals have declared it | would-he acnators wers ripe for the mvould be impossible to continue the | battle of their lives with as much | work as heretofore. But the final money as they could command, has decision is not yet ready; the effort made everybody extremely carcful :i secure the budgetary amount| Not e just continue. ! hard-pressed to keep a semblance of risk the anyone even administration, It means that the citizens of New | control fn the Senate, car of h who is hesmirch ing helped 1 with cl having violated the law. ritain so far have failed to stanc A \ck of the humanity that this or- if no o5 of anization typifies, and thi etter success is achieved, will not| Gould, ac There was a time | governor, ording to the Maine beneficiary of led 1 amonnt be to their credit. was the not man ago when it was | friends who exper considerably considered patriotie to belong to the years in exc Th Red Cross, when memberships were | fact hese expenditures easy to obtain, when people took a Tiowlad pride in having their names upon or consent makes no difference, as Somehow times have | the Maine guilty regardiess. nor: were m hout his the records. law holds a candidate ghanged; there seems to be little of this feeling left so far as the Red One is in doubt Says the gover- "he nominee has profited | Cross is concerned. by whether it is altogether the fault of | criminal acts of his friends the people, or whether they have ! exactly in the position of a man re- not ‘been sold the proposition as et- e fectually as might have been pos- ' these; especially harsh pible. ‘cunfll‘l' red that the Maine law al- It is just as difficult as it ever lows a candidate to spend was to find anyone who does mot!$1,500, cither himself or think well of the Red Cross; every- | friends, knowingl one seemingly speaks a kind word for it and what it atands for in the | alleviation of suffering in emergen- | Bies and the work it regularly per- forms, But this good will without public in such measu the dollar contributions amounts to | ing place in New Jersey and known hothing - tangible. The Red Cross| gencrally as {he Hall-Mills case. pannot function without the modest | case is not an ordinary one; it pos- | sum it needs every year. It will| scsses ecvery be regrottable indeed it the Red Cross in this city is finally forced re %o fold its tent for lack of p pustenance. The people at heart are not disposed to sce this happen, yet| For a recior to 1 before their very eyes it is taking cho place unless they make a last-min- | will caus ute effort to prevent this sorrowful | normal plimax to years of useful service other within the city. very materially the wholesale | and fis celving stolen goods.” h words, when it fs only ough or unknowingly. HALL-MILLS INTE There sessing the 1 Dbave been few pos- imate interest of s that tak- | The | element commanding | unusual public interest. That is why | has been such a nationwide Jlic | curiosity as to t nd the outcome of the tri vith a inger is In Itself a subject that a flash of curiosity in any mind. A rector, above all individuals, posed to live an unblemished soc en- —— e tirely free from the temptations fall- BRISTOL'S PROGRESS Business in Bristol must be on the upgrade considerably, judging from | the fact that an addition to the post office has been necessary. Nothing 13 a better gauge of Business than in those cities ing to ordinary mortals. But tors sometimes are frail. Following the finding of ies of the rector and the ck er, and the fa dered defi an law they were mur. itely post office the task where the for spac that been at such that for have been busy offi recelpts; post oftic is one can justly conclude is brisk a premium in Bristol avenging “erowded | out for it of responsible. Motly business love have been blended surpassing workmen | It is noit hat three months constructing the post wldition, which is now | ver complete. The Bell ¢ lated upon this eviden dty. 1t it it has during will not be 1 dition will be ity 15 to be » 0f prosper continues to procecd as past few years it g neces prosecution ofiice; ty and intcllectual THEATER ORCHESTRAS ARE IMPROVED The day when a theater “or tra” consisted of a fiddler, player, an drums, the pl indicate he had a pair of goo 18 happlly over. Which is by that the New Britain the past Httle wWhile treatm 1t is not sayIng that up to recent- | of herseif hus beg Iy a fiddler, cornet trap drummer and pianist formed the! untouched by a cornet “artist on the trap and a fellow who caress no keyboard in a man; way of emphasizing music in the theaters of has notably improved 1 unsh Pos- ken, player, sibly she will sail througt trial the the breath of guilt as 0 | she has done from the beginnlng. The question remains, it she or her kin did not instigate the double murder, who did? It is possible, of ourse, for a couple to come to thelr | deaths under such olrcumstances without knowledge by those accused of the crime. There s always the chance that strangers, for an en- tirely different motive, were involv- Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN One trouble over there is too muqk hik n the muzhik. Slang is funny. Now people who dislike a dry must say he's all wet. | sy | 1t omly the resolve not to spend ed. Perhaps it would be a colncl- |55 op” guld be made retroactive, dence of a remarkable kind—but | such coincidences are happening. | Many Amerlc With nothing but circumstantial | isms. “Gimme,"” 5 | universal. idence as a guide, the jury has| T a problem before It unique in erim-| Digtinetion for a British M. P. |0 inal annals, The evidence has becn | “Ile’s never yet insulted Lady| 50 widely published that the public | Astor.” is acquainted with it quite as thor- | = | n words are local- however, seems ! The pursuit of happiness| A ed to a pursuit of those happy. (¢} Ala has cha who are oughly as the twelve tried men and true who will have to settie it offi- cially. The only advantage the jury | has over the general public is that | it is in a position to scan the faces of witnesses as they testify and at- tempt to read their unspoken thoughts and from their manner ang cha ties whether thefr testimony is cred- endeavor to discover acte Almost everything has heen suc- cessfully imitated except ham and | eggs. | itabl Many cases hinge more up- on this point than upon any other man thinks he is broad- —it is ien he just docsn't give a sihy mi times cannot understand why a jury | ;.. 3 | darn. one reason we some- came to its conclusion, e Excellent method of getting & cook who will stay: “Will you mar g [ry me?" publie, which | There appears to be a that unsolved. growing the case will re- conviction main in obedi-| Another about old Dobbin. will | You didn’t need to pou: any anti- freeze in him, i has followed the evidence ence to a legitimate curiosit not have lo de- One and we oz “I thought sv,” to wait for t Not all prunes are wrinkled. see a few that chubby smooth——and stewed. man can be an executive if | enough to hire his su- work. fan |in cision. more week, = and | perhaps, n settle Mown are or Any AND CRIME | he has wit law in New York has | periors to do t A method of tu country to the apable of running the scarcely heen upon the statute hooks Birth control J months when the clas m n a few ing over you think country m; sentim, » walling it is too stern, at the proper way to punish o is to reform them, How to this, oy stated For mes do however, is not certain law conviction. Among these pros It is well that money talks. Who | else would speak for dad when the family has him cornered automo- | = Hell, for s boys, would be a | place to pra all day on a piano or violin, ts is that of driving a stolen auto- m mobile while intoxicated. The man who steals an ket and drives it while intoxicated, and does so four 1 is just as likely to do so ten times. As a mat- thing about movie football no one sitting ne screams intimate advice to the players. ter of fact, he pro done S0 A pie 30 times before arrested once for |is that the offense, as that is the law of ha eriminal The will drive verages, inter ing to drive '(\r)I‘ hd sce how a full- |19 looks without malk fellows are of the type who | It's very nto grown up. on after hitting someone, | " leaving their bleeding victims lying male in the roadway., There is a triple incentive for them to act in this natura Yon c iwch a str t i d chestnut. N : v manner—f&ar of being convicted of | che A stealing plain ord ing th an automobile, fear of fac- F results of striking their vie-| Cor kind, of you, Sa it's my turn; you paid last six times.” (Protected by tim, and fear of being punished as said an intoxicated driver. If a man steals an automo! four oxicated while driv- dicate) | times, and is in ndicate) | sm rcely any room | weo-| 25 Vears Ago Today cera- | ing it, there is for doubt that he is a menac ciety and has earned his J tion for the remainder of his days, | - Berlin Iron e In other the Baumes| The laws are equally menacing to the | PTOUgNt suit for $50,000 against th it American B Co., and an tachment has been placed on the | defendant’s shops in last Berlin. | The Berlin company was absorbed by the American company {wo years ago and alleges | h of the terms of the contract n le George Curter has opened a brass foundry in the old spring bed fac- ¢l tory on Lake street. au Mrs. J. M. Burdick and children have gone to Highland Park for the pl remainder of the weck, | m Fred C. Monicr will open a new up-to-date pistol and rifle range his store on Main street evening. Straight shooting, shot. Prize shooting, t for 10c. The largest week takes a Steven rifle, At the Opera House tor bid day—Downey & Goodrich's big spectacular Uncle Tom’s Cabin Co. 5 people, two b and ponies, 15 bur in bloodho A with two carloads ¢ special train of pa exhibition oon in front ster vorlc test high-diving dogs. The ministers were successful in their anti-saloon camp: nd man- Qbservation et 1o have e ecnass revoked On The Weather | respects Bridge Co. has underworld. Long sentences and certainty of punishment are already having their effect in New York. The sentimentalists claim this is only go- be if laws ing to be temporary. Tt they succeed in wiping the from the books. YN POLICE BLOTTER Park Supt. R. B. Wainright noti- fied the poli esterday afternoon that the turf and ground in Stanley Quarter Park was damaged during apparently as a result of 1 automobile accident. L. M. Stanley of 111 Dwight street reported to the police at 10:50 last night that his car had been_ stolen near the State Armory. At 1:45 this| morning, Officer Tierney rccovered the car on Walnut Hill I . with the spare tire missing. 1c per| al E for the bi $6.00 Favorite | to were notified that someone with e | tion and a Outside of the th police last evening flashlight was prowling abo: home of Howard §. Hart at 824 Hart str . Officer Liebler searched e grounds hut found nothing amis the by gn nses nwood -ladder la to hang a pic In one hand he held a lamp. He lost his , and in order to save himself p. It exploded causing con- some min- essary to climbed a he dropped the 1 the rug afire, sid excitement for utes but it was not nec > department, Bull and family of Thanksgiving in and dogt ad little diffienlty tic Meriden at Eleetric iving Day, 16 t and Prince scored cach } 1 a qu Social elub (Tabs social in Holmes | so Phanksgiving I drum cory & Hoftman', There the band was furnis tra, with were Kilduff Dunn, ni | Shop Editor, care 0f the New | B | The friend without a car shall have new boarding house?"” when mos’ am de de Ah crave o up! {yo' ca | persimmon ? trash! band-— ored at that time. | Anth Onyx, shots| Al follows! ier stockings hat s Send all communications to Fun Uritain Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New York. |/ - | 's the Challonge of the Season! | n to Christmas shopping for the gifts that never fit, a motor picnic kit, | cocktail shaker for the one whose vote is always “dry,” n to Christmas shopping, the days are flitting by! olks, | The Limit | “HOw do you like your | Howard: Clarke: Not very well.” 8 the woman econom- Is she? Howard: Say that wo- man can re-hash hashed hash.” | ENLIGHT By Lthel Remington Hepburn | “My husband is a Mason,” | She said to me with pride; T told her 'twas regarded | An honor far and wide. I said MY hushband wanted To be a Mason, too; But he conld not afford it To go right on up through. a moment, | Nix, lady, nix! a4 is a Mason laying bricks!" akes Tt Coolly s always a fireman performance She stared at me Then said, hush s b Dori ore's attendance at ever: a th 1 notic Beth and sometimes the iow gets too hot even for the fire- | 1. XKiefer Grandpa is seeing more than he and better! er did, A Faster Game | y, Ed, T can well time as a litle girl n my father put me on his knee W plaved horsey.” Baward: “Yes, and I can well re- mber the time as a little boy | my father put me across his | and played jeckey | ohn I nee Heckman | ADVENTURES OF ONYX AND FLORIAN Paul 8. Powers Onyx boy, dis am one ob de mo makin’ what we 's had. Runnin’ a beauty pahlor hot article!” | Florian: “Ul, hub, but hush dat | T » music-—here come a custom- or. How, are you to do, lady! Ts| » anything we can do to you?” Carnation: “Yes, indedy. W is to have my eyebrows johs che Onyx: her, | make her doesn't you wish yo' nicured? How about nose pores reduced? We | m to de size of a dime.” | Carnatlon: * v anything what | do to 1 mah mouth | “Make Dat'll Lady, orian, evebrows nalle Tlori eatin’ a you all “You evah try Lady, what t a small mouth foh? Took ine—think Al could be possum tin’ champion of N'Orleans If'n was any ter? Well, here gocs s what you eraves—M'm— | (Smack!). | ytion: “You piece of black I'm gwine ter call mu hus- A’ he's de hebby weight col- champion of Atlantal O, cite! Hely I'lo “When dis baby Anthra- te arrives jus' tell him As has| tietly depahted foh parts unknown you stay heah an’ kinda ex- ain things to dis colored gen'le an, Onyx: “Listen, black boy, when am placed with lovin' care on ah ma st Ah wants to be | lo to smell ‘em! Where you goes | we bofe nes in you a fond, but nevertheless g farewell! Acidosis!” | (To Be Continued) Lad, ddin’ uchi |answer to the old puzzle fon th lascend to the attic | each | wander | of | wooden | for this : [ money out of the war to be patriotic —THE 0B Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People Our new hook of etiquette which has the solutions to the most be- wildering problems has given us the named “Putting Out the Flag” which has 50 long completely baffled patriotic home owners. We are, with our usual gaod heartedness, passing it on to you readers, The flag should suddenly be thought of when the Watsong next door flaunt their standards to the breeze, Until the red, white and blue flaps in the wind, there should be no thought of hanging the flag s particular occasion, but one glint of color from the neighbor house should immediately bring the request that friend Husband should and see if he can find the flag in that old brown trunk with the Christmas tree or- naments in it. After many muffled rashes and words come hollowly from the regions wupstairs, friend Husband descends bearing the col- ors triumphantly clutched in his right hand. It will turn out to be that old one with the rents and patches that gave out during the war and which the family was atraid to dispose of in any way for fear of being labeled enemy &pies. The number of decrepit flags saved by famililies because of not know- ing just the corrcet proccdure of lisearding them would completely outfit the nies of the world (war time strength.) After more crashes and muffled imprecations, the new flag is found and all that remains-now i3 to set hout three of the family busy un- | tangling the ropes that have wound themsclves info a knot that would make the Gordion knot seem a slight kink. Time bo called at the end of this pro- cedure in which time little Willle extricated from his own en- avors in the untangling direetion, The flag staff is next stuck in the socket provided at the front of domi for that purpose, Flag staffs always have been known to swell during their period of rest and regardless of the amount of wing down done one year, more is always needed for the next occa- ion. During this process father will cut his finger and will damn this patriotism several times in ra- pid succession and Willie will lose interest in the whole procedure and cowhoy. After recapturing Willie ting the flag staff in the socket will be found that it has been s} cd down too much and is slightly wobbly in the socket now), the ropes are tied and the flag is tri- and set- (it | umphantly raised to the wind. One gust will wrap the ropes around the pole. Gust number two will wrap the flag around the ropes and pole nd gu three will bring wn the ffair with a re- sounding Willie will be draped with the flag in i scent and will lave a slight bump on the left side his head from the screaming eagle at the ¢nd of pole. The family will then retire with drooning colors to debate as ted the thing anyway tsons he the patriots made enough number hole to who sug; and let the W honse, h anyway. Hilda, everyhody’s sweetheart, powdering her nose and mak- ing faces at herself in the mirror of her vanity case when we tried to sneak by her. We were hungry and lunch loomed in the ofting—but she had seen us in the reflection. My DEAR. T have just minute com from the CU’I ture on this complex stuff and too thrilling for words. T mean so darned interesting 1o why we dream things and on't like turnips and the the BEST looking thing. man who gave the ad- dress was a Hindoo or a Spanish or something and he had the darkest lashes on his eyes. “He sald that we all have th sort of a second nature inside of u that we are afraid to use. T mean we have this other person which REALLY is US and if we were that second person we would either be it was know | awwfully happy or else we would cry Grand cal us er's clock put to The pra Automatic Cat Petter, A ¥uletide Predicament Marie nta Clause will be in | lite ¢ o this year, Alice: “In what w Marie: “Why, now that many Channel swimmers he won't 10w whether a girl fs han up to dry or for him to cament there ar —(Celia Moran LOST IND FOUND the rest of ballad begin- old Kindly let m ntimental “The sc my mother to me ing ti weather the entire Wa, roeas X W trict withiu the next thirty-gix hours. 49,( ontnumb: 6 Bout| c jol men 0 in northern Ireland, glad to little for the good | Here y'are, | We're still 1-fashioned ot I-faghioned songs. Dear Mr, Deuts hat someont has a | on her birthday, 1 | when we were happy or do things all backwards or SOMETHING, I forget just what it was. He said we should try to bring out this oth- or person and see what they were like and wouldn't it be awful if this other person in me should turn out to be a BRUNETT I mean I'm satisfied with me the way T am and T don’t want to take a chance and have the other person bhe something TERRIBLE like a girl with thick ankles or something “He sald that when we dream that is this other person trying to ba alive and I must say that this other person must be something FUNNY because 1 have the CRAZI- IST dreams with no sense to them at all. T mean what kind of a p son is this in f me that wants to go riding on a elephant with a football helmet on like I dreamed the r night. T mean she must be perfectly INSANE “This fellow said t we have m'boy: The songs my The homely hosannas Are d o me, and best of all Is this one: “We Have Banana to me, sweet No Dear I understand there Is a voem starting married man leads a dog's life.” Wishing to present it to my wife sl you service: H. P. Jones Jones; In matters like find ourselves ve non-committal, So, believing in safe ty first, we submit— I do not know what kind of lives led by men annexed to wive: toothpicks with a quaint per sistence Yowll find, lead existenc (Copyright. 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) noble Dear Brothe these we Arc But a hand-to-mouth out will have to | off with the ropes to play | the | Y |repaired and furnished with acces- this category Is clouded in the con- Tuslon of inudequate records. Departments of the ecity govern- ment a . indicating a desire to be; excused from the obligation of using the municipal garage. he water board now stores some of its ma- chines clsewhero for the sake of ex- pediency, anl the park board has asked on several occasions that it {be granted the same privilege for been tied down with _CONVEN. |the same reason. The public works TTONS @il our life and we should |hoard has a storeyard where garage break away from them but I mever | facilities might be placed to advan- went to one in my lifo except I|lAEe since that is the gathering |heard the DEMOCRATIC conven. |Dlace of the workmen out on jobs. |tion over the radio and that cute |Th® fire apparatus is stored and re- man saying “Twonty-four votes for |P2ired In places other than the city | Oscar W. Underwood,’ all the time, |52rase: | And even then you couldn't hear| With economy an absent induce- ‘)mm very well bocause the batter.|MeDt and with departments claiming “Then this man sald a lot of V el T : to be ample ground for the charter | PERFECTLY CRAZY things about | revisers to giva further conside girls, I mean he surely had a tion to discontinuance of garaz« ERVE to say the things he did | service, |about us being SAVAGES wunder- neath and I think he was PER-| FECTLY CRAZY because 1 never | would put a ring fn my nose in my y life and I ALWAYS get my steak WILL WA’I‘[;H EAME |well done because T can't cat it if (Continued from First Page) SERVER— there’s the LEAST BIT of blood in the meat. So after tho lecture I { went up to him and asked him if he thought T was a savage underncath and he said he didn't think I was absolutely anything but a pretty [DOLL. My DEAR, I thought it was { |50 SWEET of him to say that aed | |1t was so UNEXPECTED. | “This lecture was very INTEL: |1 BCTUAL and the man had the So LONG, and | nicest eyelashe: they curled right up at the ends. Tven if he DID say that this other | i | person inside of me wanted to go|2dePt at swift end rung and pass- | P on an_elephant with a foot- | I8 In addition there were such | all metmet on-—ian't that too SILLY | powerful alternates as Captal to think about? I think ft's a| Tiny” Hewitt, Trapnell, a great | sHowL, kicker, and “Baby” Dahl, sensa- tional plebe line bucker. The Navy too, was well equipped with offensive reserves for such a versatile first string backfield as Goudge, Hannegan, Caldwell and Hamilton; the latter one of the cleverest kickers In the cast. Alan : Shapely, a “triple threat” man play- within so short a time. In proof of | Ing his fourth and last year of this, witness the outstanding feat- | varsity football, Schuber and Rans- | Of the thentantpart | ford were other capable -ball-car- The argument over which theater | riers ready to carry on the Middie |shall be the object of the invasion. | attack. {The realization that there is no ar- |gument for any one place, as nobody | knows what the bill is. The jelly fish who starts this early in the game 'to put the camper on the project. | forecasting the necessity of furs and The final blind compromise on a | blankets among spectators and the Iplace. The consequent discovery | possibility of difficulty in handling that there iz a better show elst- | the pigskin by players with numbed where, % fingers. The gridiron, well protect- | he drafting of some unwilling | ed by straw and a waterproof cov- vietim to buy the block of tickets. | cring from tho snowstorm that The vering mortals who cannot | swept over it yesterday afternoon, | decide whether or not they are £0- | wag dry and fast |ing. The grand rush for the “‘wim- pos . ot N men," the frenzied haranguing, tho l"‘:fily'““"“"“’ lneups: [bitter competition for the favored |y one, and the dejection of the boys who must either go stag or take the sirables. The sour grapes front {of these unfortunates, who announce thut they are glad of their single- {ness and are lucky to be saving money. The des: and Tom Eddy, famous stroke oat of the Navy. The advantage of far greater ex- erience carried the Army backfield into actlon, warriors of such season- ed skill as “Lighthorse Harry” Wil- =on, Neil Harding, the hard-plung- ing “Swede" Murrell and Cagle, With theaters in New Britain mul- !tiplying as fast as guinea pigs, that | lancient institution, the theater party, s coming into rencwed favor. Few sions, even including football | mes and gunmen's wars, can cram 1y joyously spectacular events Cold Weather Clear but decidedly cold weather greeted the day of battle. The tem- perature was freezing over-night, Navy ! left end ¢ | Spragnue .. Wickhorst (C.) | tackla Schmidt ARy A. Born left guard TR Hoerner the center the 1o | | Saunders e endeavors of ticket-purchaser to collect | money, resulting in his descent Ithe post of the most unpopular member of the crowd. The com- | plaint that the seats are poor ones and the reply that they are all right. 2 Iboth from persons who don't even | Harding know whether the seats are in the lorchestra or the projecting hooth, | Cagle The big night. The plkers who | iseek to renege at the last moment | Wilson land regain the ~ money, The snail | who arrives late and holds up pro- | cecdings. The descent upon the un- | fullback |suspecting theater. The wait for| Time of kickoff, 2 p. m., the usher. The mad rush down the | standard. aisle. The battle with the usher and | Referee, W. the return to the rear of the theater, | move; umpire, Walter Eckersall, The wrong scats. The remaorks from | Chicago; hend linesman, W. R. the rows in back, starring “Down | Crowley, Bowdoin; feld judge, John in front.” Schommer, Chicago. The show. The esthetic Army-Navy Closcups who think they are dancing. The | Fead lines talked about the Cad- comedian whose jokes would have | cts and Midshipmen ‘“waiting for been funny if served with pre-war | the gero hour” and the weather | wines—when those wines were fresh. | mar is best to make it a fact The acrobats who do the samo old | oEs THLa‘ObE tricks almost as well as the last 50 | spoculators, reported fo similar troupes did them. The coy | haye received as hish as $100 for |Jazz singer with the voice like a fire | fickets of cholce locations a fow days |siren. The old war horse whose | ago, found {he hottom dropping ont |voice, like her hair, must have fust | of their business shortly before the {been washed—she can't do anythine | game, pasteboards of $15 face valur |with it. The jazz orchestra, com- |serc going begging at 320 and § [posed of n conglomeration of fo=-| ~ The Navy's long horned goat: {horns, dinner gongs, and factory | hrought from Annapolis for mascot |whistles. The playlet with the jokes | duty, has & room and bath at a ho- {that are much more enjoyable on | tel ‘with nttendants hefitting the |the street corner than in mixed com- | animals’ fifteen summers. The Army pany. borrowed a mulg from the Short The new Sherfdan Military reservation, near of centenarians and pupples. Chicago, fearing to take its mascot |attempted comedy with the on the thousand-mile journey from throwing and fancy falls. The fea- | wWest Point. X |ture picture, which atars an actor | " Riyal cheer leaders, “Count” D [none of the crowd can stand, 15 &n | Kay of Wyoming for the Navy and {old one which half of you have seen | Jimmy Gireen of Arknasas for th |before, or is just plain punk. The | Army, put in a strentous exit. batie workout before the From then on—not so0 bad. TR Rt hts he why all the preliminaries Sreaniting the vo Two hundred rubbers were Jeft in the slush and mud of Soldiers Ijeld by cadets and midshipmen who pi raded yesteray at dedication cere monies, They were pulled off | Hammack 0ss Eddy Hardwick Goudg: Hamilton Hannegan Murrell Caldwell central G. Crowell, Swarth- posers | reel with its full quota The ple- i other al harrages. | Senator Edward F. Hall uttered |an opinion which must have been entertained in his and many other | minds for several years when he tola members of the charter revision | oy o WETE RIS ir:ulu:nm "t!ns \\'m‘-k (l:\nr_.\ 1.::[ ]-‘ b e S grave question as to whether it is | wre jo o . L uehan g |aavisable for the city to maintain | Joras in an attempt to salvage th |a municipal garage. hat this institution in the city | government has not been produsetive of lower costs in the storage and re- pair of city-owned machines has long been recognized by the depart {ments which, many of them unwill- ingly, make use of its facilities. Theoretically, @ municipal garage should be a fine thing. Conducted | without thought of profit, in a build- : s ing on which no taxes are assessed, | <00, P s land housed in a structure on which | S\FE'S TEGRED SOVERR |there arc no carrying costs In inter- | o) 4o aple to squeezo into Soldiers [cst and payments on investment [ 11 b€ AVIE 1o Saue By [such as the privately conducted bus- | ¥1¢14 for tne Ay By |incss ot lke naturc must look 1o, | (G’ ot '¢no returns on the air. These it seems as It great reductions ip | “Will et the returns on th costs to departments should be pos- | Stations are radlocasting sible. But the net results have not any "'ui; “”\”' N been nearly as pleasing as was ex. | 4180 WEEL WGR, WIiC, pected. The storage cost is, if any. nc;;‘fio’:;“"m (419 86 thing, higher than the average, and ok . repair bills run high. 15‘{'—:‘{‘“‘1’(3”& ‘r(""“"‘j’c- The garage commission's digcov-| 1:49—WMAQ (448), Chicago, ery that one machine was stored, | 1:45—WEBH (370), Chicago. kersall An Offical. The eyes of one of the higgest font ball stars of all time, Walter 1 sall of Chicago, gave the hattle on ofticial closeup, as umpire, Fckersal shared the main officiating burden with Referce W. G. Crowell of Swarthmore. Now a Chicago news- paperman, “Lckle,” was an All Amerlean star in 1904, 1505 and York, aul-Min- |sories over a period of many months | USE SOUR CREAM Always save all sour cream wnd without any bill being rendered or 8 paid may furnish a clue as to the | Use it In place of milk and shorten- difficnlty. If some cars receive these [ ing in muffins, cage, cookies, and | ma rvices gratis then it is rea- | Waffles. Talf a teaspoon of soda sonable to suppose that the = costs| should be added to each cup of the |must be laid over on others and | cream. naturally the figure mounts with | cach repetition of this practice. Just how many cars have come within FOR YOUR A\\AN’I‘.