New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 23, 1926, Page 6

[ EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1926, = ———> New Britain Herald( HERALD PUBLISUING COMPANY | | posts, were that (Bunday Excepted) 61 Church Street. Tssued Dally At Heralg Bidg. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Months. 75c. a Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Britain as Second Class Mail M TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office . 928 Editorfal Rooms .... 926 The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation booke and prese room always open to advertirers. Member of the Associnted Press. The Amsociated Press i exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to ft or not otherwite credited in this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Bureau ot Circulation. The A. B. C. is a natlonal organizatior which furnishes newspapers and adver tisers with a strictly honest analyels of clrculation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this audit. 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The Herald 1s on sale daily York at Hotaling's Newestan, Square; Schultz’s Newsstands, Grand Central, 42nd Street. n_New Timer Entrance The use of the word * ribing the TFall-Doh a striking example of oil ake-up” talk will have some good if it makes the hoys hall cager their collective steps. more to watch —“Peaches” g s ng a $300 weekly alimor Srown; the question naturally arises hether her ill-starred wec ai s wa worth that much. you see three young fellows in not t 1 P thought—they are not thinking about their conver: n n deep king or lady friends but engaged in we the merits of some ball players. are hardworking foot- —This King Benton Harbor, Mich., his accusers are frauds, reminds onc of the Middletown said all the others round about were fellow in who mentally ‘deficient while he alon was capable of talking s PROTECTING THE MAILS Protection for the mails ¢n rout the raiiroad station is a reaso between post office ar que for the postmaster The request should I thera i3 valuz and coming into the of to learn hey fully aware of The police department is now mo are ally bound to protect the mail if government itself does not do so. The recent machine gun fracas Elizabeth, N. That city is not much larger than New Britain. No one the lightning ed is going to strike next. Basically, the ment protect its own To in every city, impracticable. is a case in point knows wher wie by gunnm gove should mails, do that however, The police have no compunctions erating. An mig should whout co- agreement might made with the government, in fi Meantime there should be no delay about starting temporary protection until a more compreh worked out. nsive plan is A TROLLEY ENDS The Connecticut company is be- ginning to p branch trolley the y some aticntic lines, those traverse country lan nowhere in partic bring in enough the electricity along. It is not surprising, ther find that one more trolley line has been d i Coventr; e runs from Williman As us superseded by 1 by the portation of t ope com s N being expanded ty offers, but it is do is er the lines field Ve where compe loped n merely for co in order to pr from establishi good system for t THE GOAL Lritain Ha clusion that senior N ove ord we 10 be cor and in front of t It takes to descril editorializ e upon the which lled Into enzled idol-cl front grim e determination I of | not disclose any of these dang - T devil dogs” guarding U. 8. n\:nl! The stockholders and the bond-|the head of the parade to the hos- trucks. Numerous young folks 1&‘0(\1{!\0!!1\('5 will bear the brunt of the| pital. There is nothing more thrill- New Bri losses. The mistaken railroad mag- | ing than a score of autos and half nates who adgpted this policy of |a dozen fire trucks in each other's the Pacific may be|way at or near the scene of a $5 ial losers, but probably not. lady’s clothes closet. Some day the St. concern, n, who called for the grected with weapo w al- | expansion to aid looked like though eyesight, perhaps fai blackjacks, e in som The best plan when the fire sirens ng. an Paul like which will be a | few | sound is to let the fire trucks at- the | tend to the job. The urge to speed | up the Whatchucallit Lizzie should | d—placing this fine going a in apons of conflict being used railronds of old inhabitants were on the ros but today are|be se ¥ rocks of Gibraltars. Financiers and | repressed emotion with the others, but | S0 to speak. And by the along the for a slambang collision. | No police department ever fought | other more valiantly football | memory once 1t with upon sector. was Verdun over again, the exception t the “Ne pas” in French and therefore, investors agree on this point; | few will have the courage to_ buy y, | St. Paul paying the in-| “fire lane” en to the ribald | evitable reorganization assessment, | fine f Some d cops couldn’t say passeront that famous Center is lack way, ing the mystic password of vic securit o had d of hi wh ory, 1y to comur issimo ser- | and then keeping them in a safe for out just when foot of the fire lane is occupied by near-Rol s, and the vicina geant, n, boys, | the “long pull" of about 20 years. By every et 'em 1 that time the St. Paul will be on its Royces and bus 3 place for a nervous lady. | New Britainites | feet as one of the strong roads of A 1totem poles. That's le of the he northwest. | will be n PETITIONIN It was THE QU | to expect that of Marne | won by the army of Franklin | 1a st- the in their too much tactics, cons FactsandFancies BY. ROBERT QUILL] could she Queen Marie of Roumania the has without running afoul of some such petition as that tendered her by 60 eminent divines| cops bi atil the wind was sons, | 1OUF country in way ; o, s 1 wooed winged victory and been doing Getting after the man higher up | i will at least put hire up. = the cops made of all churches relative to religlous| sl hunting | (o brilliant Yet a lot of people w | Chicago unsafe go rabbit n im-| with amateurs. 1f only the Iuropeans who | America’ won't come over as immi- | grants. —made an im-| to the qu It 1s to doesn’t overlook her he trouble it for Hartford and not was, Roumania. aders in the half doz es — including Car-| Slattery, was a bad day 108 O even the bluecoats could ch 1 | e| @ O'Connell, Bishop NNGHAM'S 1SSUE line Booth, Rev. Dr. Cadman I Bing t Senator Dr. Fosdick: a land where all | A their | { men superiors. way | ik e democrac for N cqual enough to sa to t L she it while considering on sove commonwes th born gn South 1 isn't so much a [ re to feel al { A0y sentiment'” desire for a drink as a d young and foolish again. where back to Roumania, he sovereign state The Waterbury Carolina ieved in it But Conditions in this respect in Rou- » not what they ought to| publi glow to minorities in | before was to th of Gobnes mania ticut be. have been ed{ America leads in aviation miles. | She is behind only in the number of flyers and number of plancs. says 1 st public cut is the st hoss nd a fine : th igious | Libe: in the vhich is pe The Conr 1ps pul- : t of conscience integral | The| nt divines who signed the pe- | the there for ting 1dly Republi- CouniEy, W o e ind worship should be an is santinely i Dano art of every government. nmen fers from el tition are of opinion is in the much room improvement -. “Your features tell your past.” Well, a flat nose may indicate that you once meddled too much. “Connecticut, in a word, furnishes 3 and accepted g try as an opportunity to call at-| expecta- | Roumania they that on a smal presence of a gracious queen in (o bl centralization of power which Bi Jury editor. ham decries,” adds the tention to their thougtk In primitive times superior men were crowned, also but not with brickbats, tions and hopes. 1t is conceded that the Roumanian | rts toi I 4 “ewg of the people who think solve the proble 1owever, selve ves e [ there neca of a now religion have could e done. The only logieal MONe ring the old ones. ant full frecdom of worship | to all religious minoritics on a mr"f Few o ne virtuous citizens who occa- 1 to government es forc / has made ef o in public try to make i I 1, More, h sue out of evolution, t & It course on the we stenographers ¢ but as few nee. 1 spell per- | bosses know the others talk of t with the state churc THE M'ADOO BOOM The McAdoo boom—such as it s e all that honest It they really abolish . wher will you fell the flivver to go when | it won't start? 1 for He however, has | > ntials of sticks evils of i —has started, des a liz ould workers in the Democratic party| Wealth i niste only the other fellow is doing about as you would if you when | with it a it. %1 had hoped to the contrary. The chief Mere- in the vilton 5 somer this year—Edw seeretary of agriculture binet—has given what he It never takes as long years to collect a claim 1ent unless as threc iinst the | (o Wilson ¢ a thinks are cogent reasons why Wil- | £ove it's an honest M a claim | Clim. » Democratic party and his presidential-running THE PALL- DOHENY It 4 T liam ¢ 100 « pub upon in contem- h following 1t in it. All the same, we think d wrong. ty cannot af- more. sake of| When you see dolorous Al Smith | car now, he isn't is not to be nominated, it would be | (he one that aec ere are at | {UtY rnment suits; of | Friend Meredith is d ; ascd Democratic o criminal ford to fool with McAdoo an Even admitting, for the | S iman Bnde: fixing it fix al cases has 1 Tseic i c haia discussion, that : 1, former s e i, con- Tt isn’t mere uncertainty makes courtship thrilli day of divorce, just as uncertai er, nominate McAdoo—unless = folly to that In this matrimony is it were a case of merely nominating | L. Dc spired to de ny, oil mo, somebody as a matter of form and sl to get a licking. It is doubtful if McAdoo, as a dry-tinder presidential candidate on the Democratic party, Democratic | the government in is oil g and in the Hills S Those who take by | “superior peoples” they're an not a gang. for only when ifornia, ks in the hen At they're could even carry such ; hi ites as New York or New Jers I Doheny, If twelve men can't agrec a man's guilt, how do millions of voters to similar case? He would carry the south and that ot xpect in af be riously for t enough, will be that they is about all. you It Al Smith honest Dbest interests of the { is too plain-spoken, and too ses them, then have to take| Vie Ritchie of Maryland, or some other sterling in- idual who can make the welkin ew York, New Jersey, Ohio, | and worthwhile too in his views — Literate Indian. sourly when they read a Uncle Sam doesn't seiz sources of the weak. Correct this sentence: twin beds in winte S: as well as in summe (Protected by Publishers doubhfle o trial in t nk in way ss grin boast that nat Tonr expre party will Donahey of that h : ral re- wit Ohio, “r d she, like ‘Just ois a few other such| Syndicate) 25 Vears Ago Today . Manager Russell of the New Bri in polo team has signed vers, Hart of the old and Whatmore of close stat |ri | | ‘d 0 TRUCKS fire to CHASING FIRE g in the way of > they ar a blaz > little outdoor sporfs ch are certain rules about of the marvels at en route two new Pawtucket the Port- are far too com- out he rrow way when “Merry " of Twelve Newington men, in the town hall r n zation will give a social Thanksgiving, to which several New Britain people will go, \ Thanksgiving turkey will he provided by the r the inmates of the The usual trimmings ird, hut one young escapes drivers of trucks find them- t s and ‘tmen home, with ner k necessar; selc ¥ town will Som must be e neks come : . 1 g0 is no aval place le football team consi mer 1 tained by to of for- ind R il Somet! s¢ « ool players Vi fol; Saturday borough. include P, Flannery, uckley cag in g Dl The lo- McDon- John and Bob 1 a hurry € 1gat m pla o Mechan, no te in that & will W, old, and () of New ted ) af, of Kea Britain grammar sch American School Hartford, 0ol for me hy to made one. ton mith ptain truck touchdowns and irection team consisted of (' Smith, Barrett, Le on| Wiski, Hart cal grammar Ti ton Gritzmake ld, Feeney, nd DeMars, izenry gr now champions! wind storn in with sternation in John have or bad prominent r com r committ A. J. O'Leary Ross, James ens at|Grace, appointed consist J. P. Haren, William Donahue and William M | ssibility ¢ soms comur nt citi | will be forwarded to New York. Spe ¢ a fire is going to break w. To drum up more humor and drum that coal you sent me. Th with € wife's in the courtroom. ag roaches coo some rich stories about her." | settled in New York, Massachusetts, Lester G. Gallup., | Michigan, Texas, California, Ilinois, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Q. Is it correct to sayy “aint?" A. Tt is not good form. The dic- tionary defines it as a vulgar con- traction of the negative phrases “am not” and “are not:" often used for “is not” and also with a variant “haint” for “have not” and “has not.” Q. Who was “Adonis?” A: A Dbeautiful youth, of Greck mythology, beloved by Aphrodite (Venus,) who was mortally wound- ed by a boar and by her was chang- ed into a blood-red flower, by sprinkling nectar on his body. Q. What is angleworm ofl? A. Technically there s no such thing, but the term has been applied .LIMERICKS MADE TO ORDER!. {Dear 8i My girl's name is Lilly. Please write a limerick about her and save me the expense of a Christmas card. Walter L. Saines. Deag Scotty: Here it is— |There was a young woman named | Lilly. | Whose actlons were sometimes quite silly; With a grin that was hellish She 1c ned in the relish, |And shouted, “Hot dog! Picecalilli!” end all communications to Fun | Shop Editor, care 0f the New | Britaly Herald, and your lett It's Drumstick Time! aking of . drumsticks, hanksgiving's due, e'll Folk: it's drumsticks we're needing, don't you, Dear Sir: My name is Kinnelt, accent on the last syllable. How about a limer- ick? T am four feet, nine inches tall, and rather plump. J. C. Kinnelt. should be able S0 easy. now angleworms in a bottle, that is al- | lowed to stand in the sun for 10| days, which produces a foul smell- ing liquid, supposed to be effective bait for trapping animals. Q. By what rules is the victor| chosen in decision prizé fight A. Partly by the aggressiveness shown and partly by the number and kinds of punches delivered. | Q. How did the terms “flapper” | and “vamp” become part of the modern vocabulary? | A. “Flapper” was a term ap- plied to young birds when they were first trying to fly and someone applied it to young girls who are| just discovering themselves and are up more mirth | nd beat retreat for the grouches of carth Dear Tub: You to write yourself, it's Look once— |There was a young Kinnelt, Who w svelte When they said, A leather crav said, “That's no tle. belt! man named t The Hammer! Palmer: “I don't think much of | Too many | neither too tall or too g chunk Coal Deale you can lump it! —XKenneth Oldham, HE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY “Fancy that! | That's my 1326. Reproduction Torbidden) ight H. R. H. | appenel to the Prince of | Wal Maybe he's sick. He be to a liquid made by putting a lot of | Colorado with a | falling | nesday increasing cloudiness fol« lowed by rain Wednesday night or Thursday. Colder by Thursday aft- ernoon. Moderate Shifting winds becoming southerly and increasing Wednesday. Forecast for Eastetn New York: | Fair tonight, slightly colder in cen< tral portion; Wednesday jncreasing cloudiness and warmer; fain Wed- nesday night and probably Thurs- day morning; colder Thursday; moderate to variable winds becom= ing southerly and increasing Wed< nesday. Condition: The estern arca ot high pressure continues without | much change and centers over the | southern states east of the Missis- sippi river. A disturbance is forming over trough extending northeastward to Manitoba. An- other disturbance overlies the north I’m‘%flc coast regions. Cloudy and unsettled weather pre- vails in the eastern lake region, the northern middle Atlantic states and New England. Light snows are this morning at Buffalo, N. Y. and in portions of northern New England. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather fol- lowed by increasing cloudiness. DIVORGED MAN NOW might making their first foray into the world. The term “vamp” implies an experienced female person, with | seductive powers. It is a short form | of “vampire” which in folklore was | a ghosily being that sucked the| blood of the living while they were | asleep. Figuratively a “vamp” is a | woman who preys on men. | Q. What are the duties of a gov- ernment immigration patrol in-| spector and how are the positions filled ? A. Immigration patrol inspectors are chosen through a competitive civil service examination. Their duty is o prevent illegal entry of aliens |into the United States from across | the borders and along the coasts. Q. To whom do British, nd TFrench Guianas in America helong? A. To Great Britain, the Nether- | lands and France, respectively Q. How many miners were kill- ed in the United States during 19242 In coal mines, 2,396 and metal mines, 418. Q. How does the male pea fowl differ in appearance from the fe- male? A. Teacocks have a gorgeous tail and peahens much smaller, have no train and their plumage is dull, mostly brownish, except the neck which is green. Q. What is the comparative number of Protestants and Roman Catholics in England and Wale A. TRoman Catholics are estimat- | ed at 1,830,000; Anglicans (Church of England) at 2,204,000; other Protestants about 2,000,000, Q. What was the name of the| dance performed by Valentino in the | “Your MHorsemen of the Apoca- lypse 2" | A. The Argentine Tango, inter- spersed with a few acrobatic steps. dead. ‘or three whole weeks no one has found Another girl he means to wed! Medical Henry Ford is establishing a five- wy weel for his employes. He probably realizes that it takes | 1 day Saturday to get the flivver in | hape for a trip on Sund | | Culinary hanksgiving comes, ah endl party Vith lots of extra work for Mother. s hard on her— er, sister, brother! | Salaries—A Correction | this column, November 11, | hington Burcau gave the of the prime minis- ter of England and the president of nee as $20,000 and $200,000 r ctively. This was an error, due to failure prop to calculate cur- rent exchange rates. Iollowing is the correct ans T A. The president of Irance re- ccives 2,000,000 francs, which at nt cxchange is about $70,000 ar; the British prime minister cives 5,000 pounds ,or about ) per year. Why do carth worms come to during and following a | is Toliday Tistpiat oot | In our Was | 5 Dutch | South Jotanical Tlants, acord to mn investi- itor, are so sensitive that they can + tickled. We can ocer tryin ush before an ells it unserupulous green apple | picture in Artistic ndscape plea ey autumn lovely for the makes my stomach loop— looks like v see. loop the the hard rain Although their habits they surface during s to avoid drowning. Q. What is the correct nunciation of the word “route are etable soup! To Use Tt have an alibi it | of this murder Afraid ¢ you you subterrancan in ire forced to the A ere rains or floods Prisoner: my was out L) ahcad | 1 ; pro- C nd hang me.” world naval 18 military a and —Stuart Duerken - toda ngth? A T in owns | sixth person in France e soviet republic is one of | the world pov and next to Irance has the largest standing army. The actual peace strength in July 1924, of land, naval, and air ; forces was 562,067, we| Q. How did the city of Paris get its name? he carliest mention of Paris | occurs in Julius Caesar’s Commen- tarics, in which it is described, | under the name of Lutetia, as a col- lection of mud huts, composing the |« cttlement of the Pari | Gallic tribe conquered by the mans. In the fourth centur tetia began to be known as Par or Parfs. Q. Can the president United States pardon a pr has been tried and convicted state court? AT power doe what per- s will n arithmetic: French yelists entually have pyorrhea? Observation On The Weather Washington, Nov. —TForec; for Southern New England: and slightly colder tonight. Overheard Tn a Physiology Class icher says that we iron in the cells of our body. | that's true, why doesn’t the iron | [ t| o Lloyd: why we take a dose : \\‘wl-J castor oil every once in a while." —Gustave Le COCKROACHI ass Conducted By Leo Clemmand | Class: “Good morning, dear teach- , will you tell us about the cock- ach tod 2" Teacher: “If you wish it, my dear holars, T will, of course.” Class: “Then pray do.” Teacher: “The cockroach is an | le insect between one millimeter 10 one yard in length. A cockroach ) come through a crack one-tenth s width without barking a shin.” Class: “Are the robust?” Teache a rule, city jail cock- | are more robust and well- | Ro- Lu- | i, | of the oner who in a a bulletin prepared by our Washington of type. giving cvety “high epot” in of this continent down to the present @ bird's ey view of tho development covery that you can get fn condensed girls and grownups will find it equall uncestors came over on the Mayfiower Fill out the coupon below and f AMERICAN HISTORY EDITOR, Wash 1322 New York Avenue, Wi ident's pardoning | not extend to te prisone State prisoners must ap- ply for their pardon to the governor of the state. Q. Can you give me some Indian | mes for “cradl A. The name varies to the tribe. yme Indian words meaning ‘“cra- | ale” are “Gaahosa,” *Timigan,” “Urhasta.” Q. How many immigrants were | Imitted to the United States in | 2 Where do most of them set- pre I want a copy of the bulletin COLU! herewith five cents In loose, uncance) | for same: | NayMB ADDRESS many a wo- | n is full of them, one in a s when she sees cITY” 2 A, admitted portion The total number 204,314, The major Wh “Don’t interrupt, please, | Cockroaches in fried | | the influence of | was | tween her father SUES FOR MILLION (laims Alienation of His Wiles Affections New York, Nov. 23.—(P— A mils lion dollars is the value set upon his | former wife's affections by Charles Burnham Squier, financier, who was divorced last May in Paris. An alienation suit for that amount was filed in supreme court here yes= terday against Horace Raymond Paige, realty dealer, whom Mrsy Squicr married after her divorce. The action is in the nature of & counter suit to one filed by the present Mrs. Paige for custody of year-old Patricis rtment of Squier's mothe Squier and Miss Olive Rae of St. Touils were married in 1913, Ha claims that they lived happily until 1925, when, he alleges, Palge seduc< ed his former wife by “various acts, promises, gifts, and payments of moncy.” Paige was at that time married and living with his own wife and two daughters, s the, complaint. Squier alleges that Paige promised Mrs. Squier he would get lawyers and witness for her if she would get a divoree, and assured her that she would get $1,000,000 in alimony and counsel fees, enough for both of them to live on A suit against Squier was filed Phyllis Ann Keenan s correspondent, but Squier denied the charges, although he ad- mitted having written letters under liquor. A divorce granted in Paris on the grounds of descrtion apgd custody of Patricia Squier wds divided be- and mother, six months at a time each year. Mrs. Maud Steinway Paige was granted a Paris divorce last Teh- ruary and afterward Paige married Mrs. Squier. COLUMBUS TO COOLIDGE! Tlere's that Outline of American History you have been walting for— Bureau, condensed American history from the discovery day. It's “different”—it will give you of America from the time of its dis- form nowhera else. School boys and Interesting and valuable—whether their or on the latest steamer from Europe! nto 3,500 words nd for it: ~—— CLIP COUPON HERB hington Bureau, New Britain Herald, ashington, D. C. MBUS TO COOLIDGE, and enclose TNed, U. S. postage stamps, or coln [ srereaes s I am a reader of the HERALD. more disconcerting than | on the wal | any way to get roache [l “Is d of them Teache own tl e only way is to tear dwelling, burn it, and bury SMAPSHOTS OF A MAN GETTING BAWLED OUT I'hen move to another e slaughter- St. George killed would like to see in 1 cockroaches artment.,” oaches must he is one principal nec families have been | nown, by superhuman effort, to get id of nething like in-laws, There frere Somie their cockroaches.” This has heen very pleas- te May acher time e E2cd DOTSNT SEE WHY DRWERS AT WHICH MOMENT HEARS STOPS AND Wi STAND TOR SOME OF THE A SHRILL WHISTLE AND OFFICER TO (0 BAWLING- OUTS THEV 6ET SEES TRATFIC OFFICER. FROM COPS - TS A SIGNALLING HIM TO $TOP CINCH HE WOULD NT E W AT MUST B LOVELY TO LIVE IN AN INDIVIDUAL. APARTMENT, MRS, SNAIL ! STARTS TO EXPLAIN BUT 15 ASKED FOR LICENSE. FINDS THAT TONGUE HAS PRODUCES SHEAF OF OFFICER DEL! STUCK TO RODF OF MOUTH PAPERS AND IMMEDIATE- LECTURE TD AND HE CAN ONLY MAKE LY SPILLS ALL OF THEM A QUEER CLACKING SCUND ON TLOOR OF CAR. OUT A -MEEK ANDERDON How It Was Mrs. Ward: “Do you really think frs. (Goodwin is wealthy?” Mrs. Lawrence: “Well, they tell TEELS HIMSELP GETTING VERY RED IN TACE PINALLY TINDS LICENSE. AIT5 FOR. LISTENS T FXPLOSIVE RE- MARKS AS TO WHETHER, HE'S BLND OR NOT AND | CAN HE READ, AND DIDN'T HE SEE THE ¢ NO LEFT- HAND TURN’SIGN ME UP. DRIVIZS ON THINKING OF ALL THE THINGS HE WISHES HE'D SAID TO VERS LONG WHICH HE MANAGES TO STAMMER - THAT TELLOW CYESSIR! GLUYAS 1123 HiLLIAMS